Thread 40753537

>hairless
might as well be mtfgen

Feet

>>40753543
the food or the stsd

>>40753547
he has some hair on his arms

How's ot hangin?

>>40753537 (OP)
nice op!
such nice hair and color

>>40753547
maybe it's the old age but hairless men are repulsive to me. instant no for me

what do you know my bf’s ice blue cobra chastity cage arrived I’m going to bring it to him alongside some more flowers this time with a vase

>>40753561
there is an std too?!

>>40753543
Diaper tranny diaper tranny theehee

>>40753582
lol you pure thing

>>40753579
post hole

>>40753579
Saying my boyfriend's chastity cage is a lot like saying my wife's son

>women write book demonizing gay men
>men use the book to justify violence and bullying of gays
this just proves women are evil and wrote the bible to spread homophobia

>>40753607
let’s not be pedantic for no reason yeah?

Nobody's reading my macro smut :(
It's a repost of my first story since the old site went down, so it's a little rough, I guess, but still

>>40753537 (OP)
why are all the bots on grindr trans women? Is it because more heterosexual people are stupider?

>>40753620
Post it I even read sister biboomers endless slop I am a weapon of mass consoomption

i need sniff a clean pink butthole for mental health reasons

>>40753639
I wrote it when I was like 19 so it's a little rough. My later catalog I'm more proud of: https://outsized.social/series/a088at829n6b2z4

>>40753576
:(
>>40753630
>heterosexual people are stupider?
yes

>>40753718
mine is up for grabs if u live in central florida

>>40753639
>sister
Its Reverend Mother, tyvm...

>>40753722
sorry but i can't think of any reason why a man would want to be smooth and i will never relate to any man who does

I am not as moved by the presence or absence of hair as I am disturbed by the anxiety a man has about either.

>>40753770
Every month or two I buzz my chest hair and armpit hair because it gets all long and wiry

You ever think how much cum you shot altgoether in your lifetime

>>40753806
Well thats just maintenance if its for comfort.

>>40753770
I like to shave other men's body hair. It's intimate grooming and bonding.

>>40753569
dammit rowers

>>40753823
Enough loads to populate a city

Ngl Idk who half these people are.

i hate when my bf shaves his chest hair. if you're so hung up about hair then wax, shaving just makes you hard to cuddle

>its a shitting mush day
sigh

>>40753836
ZOG puppets

>>40753836
EU commission president Von der Leyens
UK prime minister Keir Starmer
dat nigga
Ukraine president Vladimir Zelensky
Trump
France's President Emmanuel Macron
Italy s Prime Minister Meloni
dat other nigga
Germany's Chancellor

its 9pm im going to the shop

>>40753881
doxed urself

>>40753836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpsG75j-0hY

I tried 4 or more pedometer apps on my phone, they all stop counting or not work at all. My first phone one worked very well until 2 days ago. I try 2 watches but they think I walk when I move my hand. I'm annoyed

Chudai

>>40753748
ok weird
>>40753840
fr

>>40753939
Okay

Honest thoughts

>>40753957
who?
>>40753961
middle is an awful style and makes you look like you're losing your hair

>>40753900
I am glad the US is stepping up involvement. Frankly I was beginning to worry EU was going to go off half cocked and drag us into their mismanaged uncoordinated mess and we would get stuck cleaning that up too.

>>40753939
Wataa

>>40753968
Bo Dixon if I had to guess

>>40753968
I think I am ;_;

>>40753957
I want to see the bottom part

>>40753961
it is over, your hair should not be your concern..

>>40753733
lol

>>40753961
23andreeeee

>>40753942
he’s not the weird one here stop trying to gaslight you fat crypto tranny

>>40754006
Bo Dixon Paging Dr. Finger

>>40753995
he was hot back in the day
>>40754001
it happens

>>40754025
Is it really my age is 23 really old or something
>>40754014
My weight is uncontrollable I've tried everything it's a metabolism issue because of my anti psychotics

>>40753900
When Meloni talks it makes me think of Donatella Versace.

>>40754063
Yeah it's over. When i was 23 i was a 140 pound twink with a 29 inch waist and wasn't even a bottom

>>40754062
One of my first porn star obsessions. He's dead now.

My dick is hard. I need an ass to fuck.

>>40754088
aids?

>>40754087
I weigh 326 now

>>40754104
Time to beat mode and get a 'boy'

>>40754104
holy shit

>>40754101
It looks like he stayed huge until his death so I'm guessing heart issues related to roids

>>40754111
*bear

>>40754063
oh, i didn t even notice you are fat, your lower face is just busted and you ugly

am I wrong?

>>40754170
Who's the guy on the left

>>40754170
dont insult charlie like that man :/

>>40754170
charlie day is hotter

>>40754032
not fat not a tranny but ok
>>40754170
for sure lol

>>40754157
I am ;_;

>>40754232
where do u live sweetie
I could chase you around town calling you slurs until you get your steps in

>>40754246
Creepy I'm never going outside again

>>40754183
What's your problem with pancakes what did he ever do to you

>>40754170
he looks more like a bit better version of delta

If I was transgendered I'd make my girl name Annie Mae

>>40754055
He's really hot.

>>40754263
i dont need a reason to have a problem with someone if you do thats you but that is not how i work i need a reason to not have a problem with you in fact

>>40754276
He's 10 years younger than delta but he's a bottom.

Put your dick in the box I hold at your balls the gom jebbar

>>40754305
haha
>>40754314
they should date, they both look like from the same potatoe british village

Hey guys Chucky here, I'm a bottom vers into Rammstein. How r u all doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9qtQO5d8ko&

>>40754347
post hole

>>40754347
You have nice legs and small feet, sit on my cock

Long haired men who shave their body hair aren’t trannies

>>40754293
Agreed

>>40754406
I'd love to bby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2rQzv8OWEY

>>40754415
thank you

>>40753957
utterly disgusting roid body

>>40754418
Where are you from chucky? I'm sensing Europe because you aren't botch city

>>40753957
>>40754416
why does the body hair look so weird

Who's your fav? Mines Richard, the lead guitarist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOnSh3QlpbQ&t=3

>>40754436
Berlin bby

>>40754451
I knew it. Fml

>>40754416
who is this one?

playing kamaitachi no yoru 2 with shiza and deltoid

>>40754470
im playing my balls rn

>>40754347
Sniffffffa

>>40754492
I wanna taste those girl balls mommy

>>40754492
they still work?!

>>40754317
what’s the challenge do you have to soak without thrusting to prove your humanity

>>40754492
At the shop

>>40754504
sorta kinda

>>40754415
Say that shi with yo chest

>>40754499
eww. delete that clip plz. it's so foul

>>40754415
for real!!

>>40754535
Schatz halt deine fresse astaghfirullah

>>40754548
HURENSOHN
LICH MICH ARSCH

5' 2" 98 lb bf x 6' 3" 200 lb masc bf

>>40754470
>kamaitachi
thats the jutsu that temari often uses in naruto

5' 2" 200 lb bf x 6' 3" 98 lb masc bf

I thank God that the allies won and I'm not speaking german

so many zoomers look like they come from incest these days :/

excited to spend tonight and tomorrow all day with my bf :)

>>40754596
entschuldigung?

>>40754603
i hope he breaks up with you after having a dream in which you emotionally cheated on him by liking another mexicans pics on ig

>>40754603
and he knows you had sex with guy in your car while you were briefly broken up?

>>40754601
>>40754603
And boomers

i miss when there were bottoms worth razing babylon over

not even worth even razing the bathroom in a gas station for these fat stank ass modern bottoms

I knew a 5' 2" twink but the little guy trooned in between me meeting him and trying to fuck him

Don't you think dreams and cisgaygen are similar? They're both places where the repressed conscious mind vents.

Thus o'er Patroclus while the hero prayed,
on his cold hand the sacred lock he laid.
Once more afresh the Grecian sorrows flow:
And now the sun had set upon their woe.

>>40754563
knuff

on a scale from 1-10, how chopped am I?

today was a good day
i actually managed to do a bit of exercise to, even tho i can't do push ups yet.

>>40754736
forgot to add a Rammstein song fml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70tvVuj4v5g&t=8

>>40754736
you have to remind yourself to brush your teeth?

>>40754705
this is artstyle is so poonercoded

>>40754752
I do, ADHD is kinda a bitch

>>40754736
nasty earring for old faggots

>>40754736
much cuter than the haggard obeast from pooland

>>40754757
good job ur cute with blonde hair and blue eyes :3

>>40754779
Nah I love my earrings

>>40754779
what would a big backed tranny aurochs know about gay fashion

>>40754779
jelly

>>40754807
der klaun! facekontrolle!

Fuck I forgot to add a Rammstein song again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXYFFXZWp24&t=2

>>40754844
Hey das ist unfair ich mach doch gar nichts :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOozQDGPYqw&t=2

the obese beast from the east

>>40754736
3/5 good nose
faggot lips
dont pass

>>40754736
You're cute I like that office

>>40754871
i love asian chubs <3 <3 <3

>>40754715
i see reddit i put 4chinz kys

>>40754874
Fagpassing is fine ion wanna be a woman
>>40754878
Thx it's my home office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPj6Gz_sh4c&t=1

can twinks have body hair?

>>40754915
That's called an otter

>>40754915
I love hairy men desu

sore reee smells fresh bottom to beg for coq

>>40754736
what's the minoxidil for

>>40754915
no, that's an otter

>>40754915
can they?!

>>40754736
post pole

>>40754931
he's a pooner

DEUTSCHLAND

>>40754739
cant do pushups?...

i feel like there is a mysterious connection between me and larry, when im spiralling larry appears kek

Lern deutsch weil es cool ist

>>40754966
Ah TILL wie geil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7opB3Fniyh4
>>40754957
Nah I'm a fan my dad went bald at 20 I'm just stabilizing the sitch ATM and then taking a trip to Turkey

>>40754611
He already knows I do that

>>40754613
Yeah I told him

>>40754966
erwache!

Rammstein sind so homo es ist unfassbar

>>40754993
tell him i want to see his penis

>>40754739
Start with 3 sets of 5
Do it 2-3 times per week
Add only 1 push to your sets per week
You'll be surprised by how fast you're able to do 15, 20, 50 if you follow this.

Love my repfags they at least get something to aspire for in life

>>40754603
so let me get the narrative straight here...
he flips out cause u might have cheated , u leave him, come back, tell him u cheated, and so he was right all along?

sounds like shizas nord story - unbelievable!

>>40755017
His ass is the money maker.

>>40755042
We were separated temporarily so not cheating, he was really nasty during the confrontation and I wasn’t sure I was going back. But he loves my cock and I love his ass so it is what it is.

>>40754991
>Nah I'm a fan my dad went bald at 20
how old are you now?

>>40755039
...how autistic are you? diagnosed?

>>40755056
Dan I don't think monogamy is for you, don't deny your nature

>>40753547
>NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FUCK HAIRY OLD MEN NOOOOOOOOOO

I'm gay and I only fuck fem twinks, femboys and mtfs. Suck it, mascfags.

such a self own for germans lmao

>>40755069
It is for me. It was a threat. I can immediately get sex from someone else if you don’t want to trust me and want arguments. I didn’t sign up for drama.

>>40755073
you fuck your hand while imagining it is a tranny’s hole

>>40755073
That's okay, more for me.

>>40755044
dicklet?

>>40755082
>germany
>globalism
*ngloid projection

>>40755062
23
>>40755065
pretty much a lot but not diagnosed... I'm iatrophobic so I don't like seeing doctors

Metallica is pretty great as well. But only their prog rock stuff

>>40755082
amtssprache, untermenschies

>>40755073
Incel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bt7kAVxKfs
Why do I always forget to attach these? ;_;

>>40755089
>more for me.
more what? pics? lel

>>40755095
It’s average but his ass is perfectly thick and it’s like his hole was sculpted by Donatello

>>40755127
let me see his hole

>>40755087
Threatening to leave your boyfriend in order to win arguments is a very good way to navigate a relationship and is definitely not emotionally abusive

>>40755056
>was really nasty during the confrontation
what he say

>>40755122
If that anon will not pursue the same kind of men I like, then that is less competition for me

>>40755082
kill js

Ughhhhh when I have to write descriptive scenes it takes foreverrrrrr

>>40755131
Boohoo

>>40755129
I can’t

>>40755135
He was accusing me of cheating over the maps glitch, some insults, some fuck yous, etc. Absolutely would not hear me out.

I'm really going down my old metal obsession lately... Slipknot's also pretty fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5abamRO41fE&t=8

>>40755148
what an insightful comment

>>40755167
>I can’t
why not?

>>40755105
I listen to metallica alot mostly the thrash era. I can play the unforgiven 2 on guitar that's one of the few Load era songs i like

https://youtu.be/coELeBcDBLc?si=0SNcMmeRa4BB63aR

Telecasters and cheap Harley Benton amps are made for djenting

>>40755174
bop

why is gg the most active gen

>I don't DO drama
That is, and I kid you not, THE red flag lmao

coffee time

>>40755182
Yeah that's hard to play... I just remembered Rise Against... They always made my faggot ass cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRkxZwR56UA

>>40755167
>some insults, some fuck yous, etc.
thats it? nothing poignant ? lol

This is way more food than they showed in the pic online. Time to fat maxx
>>40755194
I'm still trying to djent! So far i can play very shitty covers of Polyphia songs like 40 oz and Playing God lol

>>40755202
dinner taim

First CD I ever bought... I'm old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kibvYLmR4

>>40754736
you look like a more masc texanon

>>40754736
We look related.

>>40755228
Lmao fuggin relatable man. I play guitar in bursts where I'm either playing 5 hours a day or my guitars are dusty and I haven't played in 3 months.

>>40755250
There's this really funny guy on YouTube that got some real fucking chops on metal stuff... I remember watching his vids and wanting to be w him

>>40755213
>let’s not have fun and enjoy each other let’s be paranoid about cheating and overly cautious

hybrid theory and meteora were good albums and i'm tired of pretending they weren't

>>40755255
Nah you're young.

>>40755267
Yeah I'm a nordic slavic mic so that makes sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T60uj6EfsU8
Fuck this album is so great

>>40755175
thank you

>>40755273
Stevie B? It's depressing how good he is and then realizing he's basically doing a comedy channel. He is really good I learned the solo from One by watching him play it

well?
https://files.catbox.moe/kd3wtm.mp4

>>40755301
Stevie B! Yeah that's him! Gosh he's such a funny guy I always got the giggles with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbMh38KGZMM&
(This is the best song from the album btw)

>>40755276
It's just funny you posted that unironically. It's such a truism that the "I don't do drama" gays are the most likely to attract it and judging from your situation it's ringing true here. I mean, this is a man you've only been seeing for a month and you're already taking breaks? Lmao

>>40755313
a top easily

I spent my teens having parasocial relationships with men on YouTube because they are no gay men to cuddle with around...
I wish my life were better

>>40753770
what if i wax my eyebrows?

Can't stop watching SNL clips
>>40755202
Cuz gays love to yap
>>40753770
fair

>>40755163
you can just have AI do it

>>40755313
what mental illnesses have you been diagnosed with or suspect you have

>>40755320
I like his giveaway videos where he buys guitars at Guitar Center for like kids that are new to guitar and don't have a good guitar yet. I would have shit myself if someone bought me a nice guitar when I was a kid. Seems like a cool dude. There's some really great German guitar players that invented shredding like Michael Schenker and Uli Jon Roth. Fucking love Uli's playing this guitar was badass

>>40755313
vers
would top doesnt know how

>>40755349
I'd date you but only to throw away all your shit music taste :)

>>40755349
hit up swedebög
she told me she likes you

I'm gonna Blogpost here:
When I was 19 I moved in a "shared apartment". We were best friends at the time and pretended to be a gay couple to get the apartment. When we were looking at it he hugged me like we were a couple. Sometimes I was thinking we'd have much more space if we just move in to sleep in a bed together. He also worked out a lot and was really hot.
I wanted to share dinner with him and cuddle, but he was never interested and wanted to hang up posters of pin up girls.
I lk hated that shit and was glad when they came down cause he didn't know how to hang posters properly.
This went on for 2 years, I'm so fucked is bridge anyone's imagination.

>>40755405
I've said no such thing

>>40755394
Don't groom ppl into listening to Methel Cain and sad ass weepy music. It not right

>>40754736
Gehst du manchmal ins kitkat od so :3

>>40755405
Not interested in she's, sorry.
>>40755394
I listen to a million different music styles. Let that not be an objection

>>40755422
Your bussy is emitting SOS signals throughout the universe, it's in dire need of chuck cock

>>40755415
are you still friends?

>>40755324
And I didn’t start the drama. So try reading closer.

>>40755426
Berghain, kitty mag ich net

chucky wants a man, is there any real men here? no lol

>>40755440
who is this chuck person even

>>40755441
No, didn't work out. I
'm living on my own currently.

>>40755453
Ppl who assume this is a dating site in the first place are L's honey.

>>40755415
i hope you suffer for many years to come for lusting after a straight man sis

>>40755464
i'm always looking for potential dates everywhere, why limit yourself?

>>40755458
German twink with blonde hair why likes metal apparently

>>40755483
I don't care much for twinks

>>40755422
you think he is ugly?

>>40755479
Lots of ghosts, flakes, and bpd on this board

>>40755475
I was young and had no idea about faggotry. Gimme a break here.

red pill me on Dan

>>40755463
how is Germany? is immigrant issues as bad as others claim?

>>40755494
now you're putting words in my mouth I didn't say that either

>>40755492
Good grill. You need a big hairy bear to own you. Someone like shiza

I don't want a man, I want to be the man

>>40755502
for some reason the thought of him dressed up and singing in women's lingerie "i'm just a sweet transvestite....from Transylvania" always comes to mind

>>40755503
Nah I'm fine with em and they're mostly v nice. But Berlin is also not Germany.
Never had an issue although I lived in 'arabtown' for a few years.

>>40755464
ery site is a dating site, gayded

>>40755283
is 25 young? i feel like im getting old fast

>>40755521
not to get personal but are you a virgin?

>>40755519
Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me so hard.

>>40755502
Druggie late 20s that seeks validation from his ability to have sex

>>40755492
beggars cant be choooosers or u end up like shiza, fat and lonely on a farm in oblivion! or worse, like me!

>>40755533
yup

Dan is a walking red flag lets be real

nick fuentes feetsies :3

Dan is visual proof that some men should stay fat

>>40755544
Hey I’m also a seminal player at my gay bar gig I already perform better than people have been there for years

>>40755510
Unironically the pic I saw of him with a beard was lowkey cute
>>40755519
Dan could pull of a kick ass Frank-n-furter
>>40755549
I'll find someone I'm just really busy this year

>>40755558
post yourself hon

How do you dance at the gay club to let everyone know you want your holes stuffed

>>40755577
lmao shiza could have been a power top satisfying the hussy bottoms in another life

>>40755582
body. contact.
eye. contact.

>>40755582
you just show up, if you're young enough guys will be all over you

>>40755056
>he was really nasty during the confrontation and I wasn’t sure I was going back
omg this guy im seeing blows up at me for no reason and ive only been seeing him for a month. i know what im going to do! im going to marry him!

i had something similar happen with an ex where i accidentally turned off location sharing due to a notification for it that i accepted without paying attention. it was like prompting me whether i wanted to turn it off or something. needless to say, he freaked out and thought i was cheating lul. im the last person that would cheat on someone in reality and im very monogamous

>>40755565
omg im taking such a tuff shit rn.........

>>40755570
dude 100% agree with you. i have a bear fetish tho. chubby dan looked like he would have some nice cheeks to plap and his face was cuter

I'm not sharing my location with anyone, that's how people get murdered.

>>40755617
scat qween

I can't conceptualize the bottom mindset
Being a bottom seems entirely humiliating

>>40755553
that's adorable, I'm guessing its because German men are very into fetishes?

>>40755524
Oh yas thorny but you have to catfish with pictures of young boys to get men to want to date you :9
>>40755529
Sure but times running out Hans post ass legs and feet for me

>>40755647
exactly what a repressed bottom would say

>>40755647
It's incredibly nice honestly. Some are built for it, others are not I guess

>>40755661
bichboomer still repressing in his 70s

>>40755672
How would you know that if you're a virgin

>>40755627
it was useful when we were trying to find each other at large public events or at university. i thought it was a bit paranoid of him to want to do it 24/7 but i didn't really care and had nothing to hide. to me i dont need something like that because i prefer to just trust my partner. i dont see what the point of being with someone is if you dont trust them

>>40755647
It's incredibly nice honestly. Some are built for it, others are not I guess.
But bottom4bottom rly sucks cause no one's taking the lead.

>>40753547
Seriously these tranny coded threads get on my nerves. Like 80% of the twinks in here on the verge of trooning out

>>40755655
Nah it's cause my anal virginity is rly something I wanna save for a long-term bf.

>>40755647
it's not embarrassing at all, you're just misogynistic and consider bottoming to be womanish, and thus degrading because it's a man "lowering" himself to the level of a woman. being penetrated doesn't make a man "less" of a man, nor does being feminine, and women are equal to men in worth and for a man to be like a woman or vice versa says nothing about their value as people or position in some kiked hierarchy

kino hours

>>40755692
I'm masc but trim, having body hair in the summer feels gross if you're outdoorsy

>>40755685
Post your height

>>40755708
Shut up sissy

>>40755708
>because it's a man "lowering" himself to the level of a woman
Except it is because bottoms will literally act like woman while they get fucked

>>40755734
>bottoms will literally act like woman while they get fucked
i do moan like a bitch. other than that i can be kinda dominant sometimes tho ngl. i like to take the lead when it comes to foreplay

>>40755708
NUH UHHHH TAKING PP = LE BAD! we been knew this since like ancient rome or whatever

>>40755680
Stop trying to groom bottoms into being your service top because you're afraid of men.

>>40755720
nigger

>>40755734
they're not ovulating, women don't act a certain way
bottoms act like men because they are men so the way they act is the way men act QED

anyone wanna play league? :3

>>40755734
silence scrote

i dont get how you can be a virgin. every single gay friend ive had lead to sex

>>40755718
Unfortunately 5'10

>>40755765
>scrote
Out tranny. The lesbian erp thread is down the hall

>>40755754
hellllllllllllllll no. i'll play warcraft 3 or starcraft. no gay MOBA games especially not that one

>>40755767
Anybody else thought that was a dick from the thumbnail?

>>40755767
Shorter than me by a few inches. And you do have small feet and nice legs :7 is that you in the pic?

>imagine the smell
fuckkkkkkkkkk. i wanna be surrounded by stinky shirtless arab men

requesting new mr pancake nudes and hole pics
>>>/hm/2667170
>>>/hm/2667170

>>40755789
Yeah that's me. I got a size 9.5

>>40755641
>>40755647
>>40755656
https://voca.ro/1BWMvIzQXwuN

>>40755647
Gorl you the one licking our SHITHOLE and sticking your DICK in there and even getting painted every now and then but we are the ones being humiliated? Think again

is it normal to finger your bussy with underwear on so you don't get your fingers dirty
especially if you don't penetrate and more just press on your prostate or the inner sides of your butt cheeks near the anus and also maybe squeezing your butt the way a top would

>>40755743
men can moan though, women don't have a monopoly on being vocal during sex

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>>40755754
can’t playing ultima online

>>40755288
Who are you?

>>40755616
well it’ll be 3 months after then and I’m not getting any younger and he checks all my boxes it’s literally one negative that I can overcome

>>40755647
There's an aspect of that but it's balanced out by just how blissful prostate orgasm is. I've topped a few times when I started out but nothing beats the sweet surrender of bottoming.