Thread 40761122

it looks fine you guys are just mad that you’re ugly, again

why can't bottoms dress well?
tops dress way better than bottoms, what's up with that?

>>40761143
not to sound conceited but i'm really attractive, you don't know me

>>40761148
it’s their nature you just gotta roll with it and keep them from going too crazy with it

Tfw no verse top bf with a fat dumpy who dresses like this who i can bend over a pool table and megaplap his hole

but seriously who ever invented baggy outfits should be shot

I hate baggy jeans, hoodies, puffy jackets

why cant men stop dressing like niggers?

philosemitic bitches

yeah let that echo bitch

>>40761187
baggy is not great for fatties cause you end up looking even fatter X) girls like wearing baggy here because theyre insecure

>>40761187
i've seen so many people wearing sweatpants this summer, in 90 degree weather, full on sweatpants, not lightweight variations

>>40761195
https://voca.ro/1olKpst1i9PS

>>40761199
https://voca.ro/11BP5271djCI

how I want my bottom to dress

Almost 6am. Took a shower and I'm gonna walk my dogs.

>>40761145
I'm not a troon but I do see bottoms as dolls.

ai sloppa... baka

Why should I take anything shitzer says seriously when he’s a fat tranny who used to vomit his lunch everyday and still looked fat anyway

>>40761236
AI sloppa is all this world has going on right now, there is no other interesting happenings with paying attention to

>>40761241
worth*

i may be a worm but im a worm that knows its stuff

SMOL SHIRT BIG PANT SUPREMACY

you lika the dick ehhhh ?

>>40761248
ewww just date a girl if you're into this

>>40761252
it literally is a girl

>>40761215
Why does your arm look white here

>>40761259
Because I'm pale.

I don’t care what zoomers think
Skinny Jeans will always be fashionable in my mind

>>40761248
this shit looks so goofy

gangstalking shiza with my army of homing pigeons

>>40761262
arent you literally a nigger

>>40761263
I'd put my mouth on his unit

gangstalking shiza with my neegars

>>40761251
Si papa >.<

Sometimes I talk like I'm in a Youtube Poop with sentence mixing

>>40761269
do you have a BBC

so glad we scared that German away

>>40761281
sauas

>>40761285
he will be back he is meant to holster my penis

>>40761285
yes germans stink and they have lice and stuff also they can't cook
>t. austria

>>40761291
germans are stinky? ur just making me want to get a german bf

spread your butt nigga

>>40761297
all the eat is frankfurters all day, they smell like wet hot dog

How do I ungay myself?

>>40761270
i think hes a mutt, either way nigga looks like a corpse fr

>>40761326
this is what teens are spreading their pussies for these days? sad

test

>>40761351
osterone

>>40761323
>>40761326

>>40761341
no ones spreading anything for this thing consensually

>>40761368
he said they do and i think he looks like a trustworthy fella

My records indicate that it has been over two hours since I reminded you all that my brain is the superior.

A problem that we can resolve right goddam now.

Also, the vocaroo upthread indicates that what methy needs, and has clearly expressed, is that he wants a man in his life. Just so theres no further confusion.


Key takeaways:

My brain is superior and

Methy is gay. Homogay. The gayest gay.

And theres no gay like the homogay.
Updates will follow as developments occur.

>>40761360
Damn Shiza that’s pretty mean but also very funny.

>>40761371
and you take his word for it with him looking like that? damn, i have a few bridges and cars to sell you give me your email

*** This thread is now being reviewed for content quality ***

So far it seems like mostly fashion advice from the 40 year old who dresses either like a 16 year old wannabe metal head or a 1990s Los Angeles cholo.

Lets pick it up a little.

bros I cannot believe I have someone managed to drag myself out of bed for the past 6 years to my job. How are more people not clinically insane.

>>40761378
>>40761398
yas bitch slay queen diva queen mother queen of everything to me

this thorny post >>40755549 had me HOWLING last night. that nibba is so funny sometimes kekekek

What happened to this board

Its like 99 % trans

Used to be gayer

>>40761435
I think its still mostly gays and maybe two trans but it seems amplified by the one chaser that never stfu about them.

Why are suits so slutty bwos i wish more men dressed like this :]

>>40761440
I am talking abt /lgbt/

Every thread is trans related

The fuck happened

>>40761440
he said board, not this general. board as in the whole /legbutt/ board

Do you have a masc or a fem nose?

>>40761435
just say nigga

>>40761446
people have been calling it /tttt/ for years where have you been

Kono "monokuromo effekuto"
Kokoro no kairo kire teru
Ima zuru-sa o mi ni tsukete mo
Yokubo ni, umorete ku

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jn0Snx6yVA

>>40761248
I like big pants but not like baggy pants
>>40761443
fr
>>40761460
wish i had right desu

Why do bottoms idealize women?

>>40761148
bottoms dress to get attention which is immediately cringe and try hard

>>40761477
because they are women

>>40761474
bet ur so jealous of womens wardrobe

>>40761446
Oh. Yeah I asked that almost a decade ago. I got banned often for it, or just for screencapping the catalog page.

I think it has to do with the trans mentality. A trans is extraordinarily immersed in their ego. This is a natural result of isolation leading to a 24 hour indulgence in fantasy.

From a distance, its easy to look at /lgbt/ as a trans community of many, but I dont think thats whats happening. There is community in the sense that they gather here, most likely because 4chan is probably the lowest effort platform for entry and discussion; ie no profiles, log-ins. And the lax atmosphere is appealing to young dissidents of all types.

So they gather here to learn, putting it bluntly, how to trans. And trans, representing the peak menthol of sexually obsessed, have a lot of second stage trans who are eager to teach others, doubling down on their new identity. (The first stage is the learning, the last stage is when they have nothing left to learn and become disinterested in each other, which you wont find much online).

So /lgbt/ acts as sort of an online peer school for them, and in that, you can say there is community. By comparison, gays moderate their interests, if only marginally, and dont remain anywhere that access to sexual activity is low and discussion about anything else is high; thus the prominence of gooners itt.

But the mass replication of threads isnt a result of this 'community'. The egoist nature of the trans manifests as constant announcements to others for attention. Each one arrives needing to broadcast to the world.

So each trans thread ends up being a public diary. Whatever is one the mind of each one has to have its own self interested thread. Its all about "look at me, not over there"...

>>40761504
...In their mind, each thread they make for themselves is a platform to discuss themselves personally.

When you combine these factors, you end up with a dearth of actual gays or lesbians and a ton of Dear Diary threads.

And thus the eternal, perpetual mess you see in the catalog.

sup brahs

>>40761496
There has to be more to it than that...

>>40761446
modern lgbt movement is entirely populated by larping straggots and they arranged marriaged us into an abusive relationship with them to manipulate naive well meaning people into believing we are the same with the same struggles and goals

getting wine drunk in the bathtub

>>40761519
ooh good idea. I was gonna veg on Greenwald and shop for a printer, but the whirlpool does sound better.

>>40761512
you're overestimating the capacity of bottoms but i also read some book that theorized that they identify with women because a lot of them find straight men to be hateful or dangerous so they gravitate towards women as being safer. or some shit like that i didn't pay a lot of attention to it because it doesn't interest me

>>40761509
Nm hbu

>>40761460
Big masc schnozer with smol cute face >.<

What’s our response?

>>40761544
not a thing but my libido
speaking of: what that tongue do

My bacon egg cheese quwàçânt didnt have enough ketchup.

Good and mad.

>>40761504
>>40761508
Picrel is so cuteee

>>40761446
Gays are herded on to this reservation general like native Americans

>>40761562
He does remind me a bit of Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Those pics are nearly as old as the internet though. I think he was sort of a meme for a while a long time ago. There are other pics somewhere. I think he was either Russian or Pole and was active on one of their chans.

I miss those old foreign chans, they were so cozy. I havent checked on them in eons. I dont remember what the Polish one was that I liked. Finland might still have theirs. Even Kazahkstan had a pretty cozy one. They dont last long.

I miss them, they were so cozy. But they never lasted long, which was sad.

>>40761598
>Joseph Gordon Levitt

perfect top

how i hate these skinny pretty boys sigh

this onlyfans guy i follow on twitter just went missing for a few months then came back with a new tattoo. is there a bigger sign of declining mental health. he's sexy af tho so whatever

>>40761622
>is there a bigger sign of declining mental health
the OF guy on tiktok who had his mom rate his collabs

>>40761477
No idea sis women and everything they do is just so cuuuuunt and cool and badass they give us life as the americans put it and they make our little fag bottom brains go coocoo for cocoa puffs

>>40761143
>have job interview
>look in mirror
>distressingly hideous
>almost don't go
>tfw sitting in the parking lot posting on 4channel instead of going in rn
haha...

>>40761477
They are failed men, so they cope by glamorizing female empowerments.

Somebody please tell me that I can sleep as long as I want and that what happened to me when I was a kid wasn’t my fault.

>>40761666
i guarantee they'll be paying attention to things you haven't even thought to obsess over

>>40761666
You better get in there soldier. Time to man up and be an adult. The real world eats people alive who treat it like a joke.

>>40761666
ouch mood, just gotta stop caring

how many times do i need to teach you retards this lesson?

being a top does not mean he's dominant or going to take charge. it just means he wants to fuck you in the ass. he might feel uncomfortable initiating because he's shy or doesn't want to come off too aggressive or rapey. 90-10. they will go 90% of the way more times than not, but they leave you that last 10% as a get out of jail free card.

like say you go out on a date and you want that kiss at the end. you go 90%. if they wanna kiss you back, they'll go the last 10. if not. they weren't that into you.

tops can be shy or subby just as bottoms can be dominant and sadistic.

>>40761679
The real world is going to chew you up and spit you out regardless of what you do or don't do. It's why so many look like chewed up vomited dog food on here.

>>40761677
well I just got out of the interview and tentatively think I have the job
they just need to do drug testing and a background check tomorrow, but they made it sound like I'd get hired if those were fine which they will be. it's weird, I should feel excited and happy but I just feel cold tendrils of creeping dread winding their way about my heart, as if I had just lost a gamble or given up something greater than that which I've received. is this how Faust felt?

>>40761670
Even if it wasn't your fault, you have to take responsibility for it. Life throws shit at everyone and it's gonnna suck some days. So take it easy on yourself and relax let your body rest.

>>40761701
>Even if it wasn't your fault, you have to take responsibility for it
I truly don’t know what you mean by this. I will take responsibility for myself in the present. That’s the best I can do.

>>40761689
>doesn't want to come off too aggressive or rapey
not possible even if he is literally raping me, I've been stockholmed into loving that shit. nice guys who don't want to be scawwy are such a turn off, like stop worrying if you're going to hurt me I'm a useless piece of meat who exists for you to abuse and fuck however and whenever you like or to beat up or whatever stop being a sniveling redditor retard and punch me in the throat already jfc

do you listen to "loser music"?

Ima shy top who needs an assertive bottom

>>40761699
>posts at 9:02 that he has an interview and he's in his car having an anxiety attack
>posts at 9:07 he just got out of the interview

umm where does a interview take only 5 minutes?

>>40761726
blank picrel

>>40761726
no

>>40761736
mcd

>>40761739
>no
doubt

>>40761736
I wrote the post before going in but the captcha wanted me to wait two minutes before posting so I just posted it when I got back bc I didn't feel like rewording it to reflect the fact I had gone and done the interview

>>40761726
I don’t even need to look at the chart to know the answer is yes

>>40761742
well nothing i listen to is on that bingo

>>40761735
>be a real shame if i lost this key, leon

i wanna ram my dick into those lips so baddd

HH

>>40761777
he has lip fillers

>>40761726
I H*CKING LOVE THE OH SEES

>>40761738
The smiths
Radiohead
NIN
Bjorne
Prodigy
Massive attack
Aphex twin
Portishead

>>40761789
so?

>>40761758
Does ada keep leons sissy cock in a cage and pink panties and she makes him cum through the cage with a hitachi wand

>>40761803
no. she chains him to the bed, feeds him viagra, and rides his dick til she gets hers.

>>40761726
only listen to slowdive, cocteau twins, red house painters, old bjork, and the smiths out of those

For some reason, I realized my life moving forward will never be a matter of reality, but rather the organized noise of spiraling thoughts. My guess is that it always was and, to some degree, is for everyone else also. The only difference now is, at least for a few moments from time to time, I will be burdened with knowing it, that, at least for my part, I am basically a passenger in my imperfect primate brain.

That is, I am as incapable of discerning reality as a bird puzzling over the appearance of the sunset, or a turtle noticing the rain and wondering where it comes from.

I can discern details of course, I can clumsily form associations from images, sounds and feelings. But I am only building interpretations, most of them wrong, not actually experiencing reality itself, just reflecting on my sense of it.

I guess life really is a dream. It concerns me now because I am at the end of it, and yet there is more time. And in the back of my mind, I will know that everything I concern myself with, everything I tell myself, plan, dream or believe, even if not especially my self image, is just my brain generating the cohesive noise that prevents us from the eternal panic of realizing just how enormous life is.

Or as Sapolsky puts it, "Why Zebras Don't Get Ulcers".

Something of a departure from my normal routine solipsism.

when you wanna mod but the guide tells you to download 10 different tools.............................

>>40761785
I dont really mind sharia law though. It solves a lot of modern problems. The majority of people seem to need the idea of a ghost watching them to keep from devolving into animals.

Until a better system reveals itself, I say let it do its thing. It sorts itself out.

>>40761827
How about playing a game that doesn't need 10 gigs of mods to be good?

>>40761738
Common arianator W

>>40761839
How about mindin ya bisniss

anyone else not play any games?

>>40761785
The headline was truly perfectly constructed for the kind of audience that starts writing the angry "decline of the West" comment before it's even finished reading

>>40761726
only the smiths, prodigy and portishead, how tf are these three loser music?

>>40761827
Well yeah. But once you learn to use the tools, it becomes addictive. You begin modding more than playing until modding is the game itself.

>>40761797
i like:
jack harlow
kendrick lamar
jada kiss
ja rule
tyga
nas
jay z
big pun
big L
gang star
112
boys to men
usher
bad bunny
j lo
ashanti
mya
mobb deep
fabolous
freddie gibbs
aaliyah

... probably speaks more to my age than anything.

https://youtu.be/wl2NCXzg1FQ

just feel like the fashion is coming back when i see the kids wearing baggy fits.

>>40761839
i have 5 addons on wow you retarded neager

>>40761857
The smiths is incelcore

>>40761785
absolutely disgusting

>>40761848
Yeah but only because my computer exploded

i don't use mods because i like the games i play

I am going to Ohio!

mods are for cheaters

>>40761875
damn not even the 500kg superchub ashley and ada mod for re4r :/

>>40761864
5 more than what a good game would require

>>40761875
im only interested in making mods for games i like though

>>40761893
it doesn't require them, i think you're just being an obtuse retard, i don't like modding skyrim eit

>>40761880
you'll most likely hate it

>>40761883
please don't ruin things for me
>>40761896
you're ruining them. modders are control freaks. they mod because they can't accept someone else's creation at face value. they have to add their final touch to it as their narcissism precludes it's necessity. modding speaks more to your character than anything.

don't get me wrong. i cheat and botted a ton in 11. but that's because i real money traded when i couldn't find real world work.

>>40761923
nigga im just autistic and it annoys me when a set has one off color piece or whatever chill

>>40761880
skibidi gyatt gyatt rizz ohio sticking out my gyatt for the shizler

>>40761738
>decemberists
>the Smiths
>ajj
>modest moose
>beatles
>prodigy
>joy division
>pink flies
>pixies
>talking heads
>Bob Dylan
what the fuck is this list, most of these are popular and iconic and not loserish at all. only ajj and decemberists are the loser bands in my list, the others are just great music

there's an awful lot of losers itt

>>40761785
was zum fick

>>40761930
ehh, you just come across as a bpdemon to me

>>40761880
can you bully debaser for us, plz? give him a wedgie and push him on the mcdonald's floor and dont forget to stream it online uwu

/gg/ im nervous. today is the first day of abstract algebra for me x_x

>>40761971
post hole

fat panda guy from zenless zone zero

>>40761930
you're not autistic.
gen z has ruined shit like autism in the same way they ruined the t of lgbt. they think everyone has autism just like everyone can be trans. or like yall throw around mental health conditions like insults.

the only reason i ever did that (which is why you retards now follow suit) is because i used to hang out with a bunch of pretentious psychology buffs. like literal lcsw's. and that's how they play mean girls with eachother.

>>40761738
thee oh sees saved me from top left to bottom right bingo

>>40761974
i have before and im not taking hole pics in the university

>>40761726
Slipknot, Korn, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Slayer, ICP isn't on there which are the biggest loser bands ever

>>40761930
OH OKAY, so autism is NOT an evil jewish phantasmagoria when it comes to justifying YOUR shitty behavior

>>40761953
Npd*

>>40761978
>you're not autistic.
i really dont care lel

>>40761953
well i am but i just dont know what the connection is

its so slow on here since colleges and universities started back

>>40761987
a lil tp slip ine the toilets

>>40762007
the shitty behavior of making textures for a video game

what's it like being autistic *and* gay?

>>40762033
just take a look at the furry community

>>40762033
Theres a chance youll end up with a special interest in deep throating and blowing bubbles with deep throat juice making a lucky man very happy one day

>>40762042
they seem pretty happy ngl

My ex is an amateur mycologist and a furry.

>>40762033
you know who i love? mariah

>>40762033
not (male) gay, but in my experience absolutely unbearable

>>40762061
yeah :/

>>40762018
no thanks

>>40762061
yeah..

accepted the job offer pending the drug test and background check
feel like blowing my brains out
maybe I should go get some drugs so I fail the drug test
or just order some sodium nitrite

>>40762105
Omg thus is bad!!!!

maybe I should start cutting again lol
how do wagies cope without killing themselves

>>40762144
Baking unholy amounts of berry pie

>>40762113
might i make a suggestion?

>>40762113
what job?

>>40762113
maybe you'll enjoy cleaning toilets janitoranon

>work a m-f 9-5
>Bf works nights in a kitchen, usually 6-1 with wonky work days
>Many times I'm coming home from work while he's leaving
>Mfw he just took a different job that could see him working even later nights so I won't be able to stay up as late to greet him as he's coming home
It's honestly really tough. He has to demand Sundays off or else I would never get to see him

>>40762182
start a social media account together on TikTok and YouTube and pretend you're so in love with each other
seems to work for many gay couples to help them make a nice monthly income
and then create an onlyfans for more dough

>>40762159
I can't drink or do drugs

>>40762161
cashier and gas station attendant
the attendant I don't mind as much and that's what I applied for but when I showed up she said I'd be doing both roles and cashier stuff really makes me anxious

>>40762174
in my past jobs I actually did enjoy cleaning bathrooms, it was peaceful and I knew what was expected and didn't have to interact with ppl

>>40761923
>you're ruining them. modders are control freaks. they mod because they can't accept someone else's creation at face value. they have to add their final touch to it as their narcissism precludes it's necessity. modding speaks more to your character than anything.
Sometimes I'm reminded how autistic some of you people are

>>40762197
why do you need a drug test for a gas station job lemao

>>40762205
drug addicts are more likely to steal from a place for business

>>40762205
I've done a drug test for every job I've had save for one
they probably don't want to deal with meth heads or coke fiends or a new hire overdosing in the bathroom on fentanyl

>>40762144
>>40762197
i never go to work sober, thats how i personally cope, but if you don't drink or do drugs then i suggest having something with you that reminds you of what you like or enjoy, its like so cliche you see people have like for example a picture of a tropical island stuck above their workstation or something but that genuinely works, i have something like that pinned up above my desk to help me through sluggish days

Keeping a picture of Jeb's feet above my desk x

>>40762221
the only thing I love like that is a man who doesn't care for me at all, and a picture of him would just be depressing. other than that nothing really gives me joy lol

>>40762232
maybe I'll get a pic of some sexy masc top torturing a twink

>>40762199
they're not autistic, you just have a god complex.

>>40762221
i always go to work sober.
i do enjoy a marijuana cigarette afterwards. gives me something to look forward to all day to take the edge off at the end. the carrot to the horse.

>>40762248
>Look mommy I said the phrase I learned on toktik :D

>>40762182
Good. all couples should be miserable until i get a bf too

>>40762256
well narcissism is getting played out and if i call you egotistical you have to google the definition so i chose something everyone could understand.

>>40762232
Why do you like fat swollen feet?

>>40762279
is that not normal?

>>40762279
people are so mean to jeb :(

>>40762279
I admire your dedication to the lie

>>40762290
you could literally choose any of his other perfect body parts but nooooo you just have to obsess over his edemic feet

Jeb?

>>40762246
>maybe I'll get a pic of some sexy masc top torturing a twink
get a electronic photo frame and have this webm play on repeat all day x
>>40762254
thats works too, but since im already high at work the thought of being home in my own bed is a big enough carrot for me

>>40762307
giwtwm(bottom)

>>40762307
woah

>>40762248
>god complex
Its just modding a game hahaha calm down lil bro

Me neighbor thinks I take pills to get high, because, I'm "so chill"

>>40762307
That’s quite the bush… imagine feeling that against your asshole…

>>40762517
yeah I have been for the last hour

>>40762307
gross that's not love making

>>40762434
Do you let him suck on ur qt toesies

yearning to be used by a cute top. think i might be gay

>>40762573
If a top doesnt do this to his bottom he doesnt love him

i find martin shkreli so cute even though he's like in his 40s

>>40761141
cope shizer

>>40762606
i like being dominated and bullied, but stepping on bottom's head just looks stupid, like that really the best idea that dude can come up with? there are so many better ways to break a bottom

guys i’m confused. im gay, but this trans women i saw is super attractive. she’s got huge muscles that i love on guys but women. i spanked off hard to her. anyone else like this?

I'm straight but I like having my pussy pounded

>>40762664
such as?

>>40762642
shiza was jew ALL ALONG?!

Miami Spice

>>40761920
Untrue! I'm going to the scenic part to see mini-gorges!

>>40762675
Gigachadfinalbosskarenhon

do you have confidence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqyd9dwB_ZY

are you tired of gay guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgMfQb53Mo

would you got a gay therapist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9l2Skbk37o

Hello

We have to stop meeting like this.

>>40762817
Hello CDC :)

>>40762835
Yo. How's it going?

>>40762642
my nose not depicted
and yes poland was the best place for jews to be as i myself have admitted, the reaction was still hostile, in 1407 jews were pogromed in krakow and met with harsh punishment from the king, that is to say the jewish settlers were in the interest of the state not the populace, i don't understand what some minor presence of jewish dna in poles is supposed to prove, in america a ton of whites and jews have black dna from slave rape, really doesn't say anything about their nationality or allegiance or anything of the sort, if im a jew because of some minor hypothesized spill of blood i am also celtic, german and iranian

>>40762851
It's going well! I helped my dad trim some hedges and then I had a banana with peanut butter. :D How are you?

There is nothing better than feeling his bush against your skin.

>>40762873
Chilling at home.

>>40762915
retard

Any one tried PnP. I just tried for the first time last week….

Would you have penis in vagina sex with JK Rowling for $1000 british pounds?

>>40762949
yeah, meth isn't that fun - it's more fun than adderall, sure, but it's not as fun as sedatives, and the comedown blows
mdma is a lot more fun but you won't really be able to have sex on it

>>40762586
Fuck no, and is she
>>40762517
Sooo hot

I feel like getting a candy bar.

>>40762915
He’s cute. I bet he has a small stinky dick.

>>40762868
too long didn't read kike mischling

>>40762517
>>40762973
What’s hot about bushy pubes?

>>40762949
Yea I feel like shit for the next 3 days after

coffee is more addictive than any drug or tobacco

>>40763038
>>40762517

Cut guys don't wash they dicks

>>40763038
the smell, the taste, the texture on your face and ass and how scratchy and masculine it is
aesthetically it's very pleasing
you feel like a whore when he forces his dick down your throat and your face into his crotch so if you want to breathe you have to huff his bush
having a coworker ask why you have a hair in your teeth
etc

how big do you want your bottoms butt to be or do you like them small and barely noticeable when they have clothes on?

I'm feeling kinda weird rn
My bf is putting in a lot of effort to better himself
Getting a job, trying to cut back on his weed smoking, reaching out to friends he lost contact with
And instead of being excited for him, I'm feeling anxious
Like if he isn't a depressed mess, he won't have any need for me
I never thought of our relationship as codependent before but goddamn I think it's turned into one since he lost his job a few months ago

>>40762929
so you're trans right? does that mean you play EvE online?

>>40763171
stop feeling anxious and have sex with him

I could not respect someone who works in advertising

>>40763196
wanna buy my nfts?

>>40763153
I'm a bottom and on the other side of things, I don't care about his penis size unless it's too small or too big to pleasurable. my last boyfriend was 7.5 inches and relatively think and that felt like it was kind of pushing it, I haven't been with guys too small to feel good when they fuck me so idk if it's a problem. I have a very small penis so it's easy to impress me bc my idea of a normal is skewed unless I use another guy's dick as a reference point which at first I'd use my dad's bc he's much more average and guys I've been with have been bigger and smaller than him so it felt like a useless point of comparison

>>40763171
at least you have a boyfriend...

I can not respect a bottom who has no ass or a flabby ass.

>>40763151
This, except the last part lol

>>40763222
many bottoms want a top with a thicc ass they can place their hands on

>>40763196
absolutely agree
I hate advertisers, they are scum of the earth and corrupting language and meaning by relying on cues to manipulate people, thereby making those cues more ambiguous
for example, hearing somebody say "hey" to get your attention in an ad means you'll probably be a bit less likely to listen when somebody says it irl. or the feigned close friend giving advice voice that's used to give legitimacy to reptilian moneymaking bullshit makes me so fucking mad
they're highjacking emotions and communication, a core part of the human experience, just to maximize profits without any regard for the damage it does to people's psyche or ability to communicate or have a common basis for communication

>>40763248
I'm neutral on bums, wrists and arms and general build are more important to me

>>40762915
That characteris hot uwu

>>40763171
Sabotage him so he has no choice but to stay with you
>>40763262
>wrists and arms
What do you like?

Hottest YouTuber rn?

>>40763300
That game reviewer Shiza keeps posting

>>40763173
Its a wow tranny

>>40763222
>I use another guy's dick as a reference point which at first I'd use my dad's
bitch what

>>40763300
Markiplier

>>40763336
#justpaigethings #familybychanceloversbychoice

>>40763293
thick wrists and muscular arms, also broad daddy shoulders and rib cage and a nice muscular build but not like show muscles, like muscles from chopping wood or something. also a happy trail and some chest hair so I can feel the scratchiness on my back when he's plowing me doggy style but not so hairy it's like he's a turk or bear or some other kind of animal. also a deep voice that I can feel in my chest when he speaks, especially if it gets a little more husky and threatening when we're being intimate. also nice hairy thighs to nuzzle and kiss, handsome hairy legs and feet with strong shapes and stuff
just like masc men I guess, which is like the inverse of my slim willowy body type,I love the contrast

>>40763343
What's the appeal of Markiplier? I only saw the one pass or smash pokemon video

>>40763336
because his was the only one I'd seen irl and it was a lot closer in size to other guys' dicks. if I just compared them to mine, then every single one would be bigger and it'd be a useless comparison
>>40763347
disgusting, never ever would I want that with any family better
literal puke fuel

>>40763300
none of them which is why i fuck with ai

>>40763354
Holy based peak taste

>>40763354
you're lost in a fantasy sweetie

Clint Stevens…

>>40763379
ugh sexxxx


>>40763387
nah I've been with guys like that

>>40763372
can't relate, my dick is bigger than my dad's.

Tamar Braxton takes PrEP

>>40763354
hot

>>40763379
>Outie
ruined 0/10

>>40763379
this guy is just fat and lays around all day, he's nothing like what he's describing lmao

>>40763409
why did you compare dicks with your dads?

https://litter.catbox.moe/7h39946et9gmtqj6.jpg
the power of a full erection lol
ignore the precum idk why it's like that

>>40763453
you never saw your dad's dick growing up?

>>40763454
never post again

>>40763460
Nope

Netherlands police look like this in their ugly blue jeans

>>40763300
Nikko Ortiz

>>40763326
oh yeah cuz playing wow privs is trooncore and not at all eastern euro core

>>40763497
Kek theyre obsessed with skinny jeans over there

>>40763439
This is haterism

>>40763496
that's weird, are you mormon or something

>>40763462
why

>>40763502
it can be both

>>40763497
German elite police do this too because on call they can gear up quickly

>>40763512
No im roman catholic and hes muslim but none of us are practicing he eats pork and alcohol and stuff when did you see your dads dick did you see it when it was hard?

i want this femboy to own me and destroy me.

>>40763534
I mean like if he got out of the shower or was changing clothes or we were camping or whatever
only time I saw him hard I think was in the shower and even then it's not like it was standing up hard

>>40763525
Timmy do you know any good place to buy military gear? It's so hot I need to have sex in it. >.<

>>40763579
I don't know, it's too expensive

>>40763365
idk I just think he's cute/hot and has a nice voice

>>40763433
can you innie an outie?

>>40763627
Would you top markiplier? O.o

>>40763577
>seeing your dad's dick growing up
Yeah sure, it can happen growing up on accident and it's weird and uncomfortable but certainly memorable
>seeing your dad's hard dick
Anon do you want to fuck your dad

>>40763635
sure

need 125lb twink to walk on my back

cant wait for cable knit sweater season

>>40763681
how fat are you?

>>40763640
no never that's disgusting as fuck

>>40763714
That's what makes it hot if you push past the disgust :)

>>40763460
its not a common thing we do in America, I guess in other cultures its common to see your dad naked?

>>40763689
put some trousers on ffs

Delta makes me feel warm and safe

>>40763799
He belongs to ME, bitch!

>>40763689
winter is the best season for fashion

Dont think for a second I didnt see everything that went on in here.

I know EXACTLY what goes on around here and whos up to what.

No ones gettin away with nothin.

>>40763799
i lowkey want him desu

>>40763799
Being wrapped up in Chad!Delta's arms, his fortress of muscles letting me know I'm not going anywhere but also no harm can come to me

>>40763799
delta x shiza, the only good ship

>>40763901
Shiza is too fat. Delta needs a 5'2 waif

>>40763831
nao bitch its fall. Winter is too cold you're basically forced to wear stupid stuff if it gets too cold.

>been wanting to hang out with fwb or fuck or cuddle or anything for the past month
>hes like yeah lets go to the arcade once i have the money to!
>see his discord bio and it says he's busy going to the arcade, don't msg him
fucken bitch tossed me aside. what makes me angry is he gave me mixed signals and he straight up lied when i tried to pry about why he never wants to hang out. he simply either found someone better or doesnt like me

>>40763910
lol

Actually busy at work lately. Ummm I was supposed to be a personality hire what is this nonsense about project deliverables???

>>40763917
i just want connection i want my crippling loneliness to end aaaaaaaaaaaa

what is a personality hire is that liberal for DEI hire

>>40763910
hath
fury
bottom
scorrrned

>>40763910
>fwb
you are his booty call and he found better booty to call

>>40763926
it doesn’t get better only worse

>>40763933
Someone who knows how to charm people. You don't have to be good at your job if you make the right people like you.

>>40763933
I'm here for vibe purposes. Literally fire everyone else first but me, I am the most important. Fax

>>40763901
>shiza
pass

help me gigi
i have crippling paralysis
and im going insane _:?

>>40763944
>he found better booty to call
i think thats literally what happened. he was bragging to me about some twink he fucked and how much fun he had hanging out with the dude. it was before the last time we met up but im 90% sure that guy replaced me

>>40763961
lol

>>40763955
exceedingly common delta W

idk if i wanna do fwb again it just hurts to be used for sex and they dont actually give a shit about you

>>40763967
exactly...

ÖO
-----

>>40763961
My gypsy curse is werking

new thread when?

>>40763961
For you i will burn you with my cigs and you're paralyzed so you can't object

>>40763961
too bad for the insanity your such a hot slavic daddy :/

>>40763984
if i survive
i will find you and i WILL kill you
>>40763995
its metnal retard...

>>40763962
that's the game you play

>>40764007
ze brain is not a hot sexual object
i just did nothing for several hours alone
i had to work i just had to!
omfg

>>40763453
we were both very drunk

>>40763995
This sounds gay. Homogay.

i think im gonna go look at old photographs...
try to channel the ancestors
make them proud

Who makes the most money itt? Somefaggy here has to be a crypto king or something

I have scars from burning myself with cigarettes during a bpd melty

something is very wrong with my head
the tasks before me are not HARD!
they are not even complex or unsurmountably large...
i just cant concentrate on the task for a long time
i keep running away

>>40764053
hya said to be swe, usa ones get paid
or american kitchen seller probably

>>40764063
who doesn’t

>>40764072
Mmmh everyone else itt? I'm very unique and special.

>>40764033
As opposed to homopay, which is where you pay gay homeless guys to talk to you on discord lol

>>40764076
gd had muscle deep holes in his skin on his tighs

when i was burning ciggies on my arm, they didnt even hurt comparted the what was going on in the head

>>40764092
I just like clocking you out loud to remind you how transparent you are, Cindy Lou.

stay away from furries they are mental asf

>>40764110
you don't say

>>40764094
No no no, I'm afraid that isn't pissible. My pain is far greater than yours and gd's

>>40764115
one im pretty sure had some cluster b shit, ocd, and adhd, the other has dissociative identity disorder and seems to be a narc, and has adhd and autism

>>40763901
imagine shiza eating delta's ass

>>40764110
why all the sudden?

>>40764110
but dey hot muscular and rich and the furry costumes seem kinda cute desu like a giant living plushy i bet dey so nice to cuddle

>>40764125
Well at least you found something to be sick about.

>>40764134
shiza doesnt deserve such a delicacy

actually i might try some sharp pain self harm...
maybe it will help to break out?
ideas?
something sharp and loud inside but no scars...
punching thigh is to discttacing, brain has to work...
boiling water superficially might do the trick

if we brought back bullying we could solve a lot of the world’s problems

>>40764125
which mental issues do you have?

imagine eating deltas big sweaty hairy ginger bear ass and he farts on your tongue

>>40764145
try comically large dildos in hole stretching it to the max

>>40764152
just autism and some anxiety issues but nothing diagnosed for anxiety. i didnt think it was that bad but my ex told me it is

Why is the number 13 so scary??

ok etzala ich werd heut nich pennen
eat
washhead
zeitplan
ca 5 std bis 3am, dann 5h nap bis 8
dann bis 16 ultra art lvl4, 8h
kommunikation stand
16 + 4 bis 6 sind 22 wieder napf and penne
right_ ok dienstag over
und dann mi nochmal 16h crunch
das sollte machbar sein
ich hab viel haertere dinge geleistet
bei weitem! wtf is going on

>>40764164
it's definitely that bad if you willingly associated with a furry. more than once. i'd book the corner padded room

Plap plap plap

>>40764163
thats just gonna tear...

Germans be like

>>40764147
Yeah but its the ones who do it deliberately that are the biggest faggot weaklings. Useful bullying comes naturally. People who enjoy it are just gay.

>>40764101
$300 and we can be discord friends. $1000 and I'll let you gum my ween with your toothless mouth

>>40764200
moin

>>40764205
figures you’d think thinking is bad

new >>40764216

>>40764169
idk. is that the age you got raped?

>>40764183
Ich hoffe dir gehts bald besser ich bete für dich >.<

>>40764229
thx bud
post hole and pole and face

>>40764208
I would only eat a pussy as old as the woman attached to it.

If I ate pussy.

>>40764196
sauce