Thread 40775963

How do I stop falling in love with every hot guy who's nice to me?

>>40775975
lol

Would you date a guy with fetish for ancient military armor?

>>40775975
by sexually harassing them

>>40775963 (OP)
Russian twinks are a different breed

>>40775981
only if he is into being my squire

>>40775981
Yeah, In fact I would insist he fuck me while wearing it

Can we play Donkey Kong couch co-op?

>>40776011
how about we play smash bros instead if you know what i mean :p

ew

>>40776023
Ugh. I don't even own the one on switch. Please don't crush my old dusty, dino bones.

is it true that europeans don’t beat pickpockets?

Yes teen boys are horny from a young age, and if you just gave a fifteen year old boy the ability to warp reality they’d probably rape a lot of women, of all age groups.

>>40776065
This is true. I would have mpreg thousand of women at that age if i could just rape any woman I'd wanted.

I have come to the conclusion that dating and love are evil and isolating and selfish things.

politics are so much better when you stop taking it seriously and just laught at the trannies and republicans

>>40776065
Pretty much at a young age you're taught to fuck every women you see.

>>40776076
e relationships be like

I have come to the conclusion that jews are evil and isolating and selfish things.

>>40776091
Just make sure that you vote for the democrat, nothing else matters

Shiza said I sound poor in all 3 languages. I'm not even poor. That ratchet bitch.

>>40776122
You sell rocks lol.

I'm just teasing tim

>>40776119
okay, but if jd runs for president next i might have to vote for him, because his face is really funny

>>40776159
He's going to run and if you vote for him you're a stupid republican

Imagine a U.S. without Jewish influence

>If you're white, actually surrounded by other white people
>way less trans and fake prison gays
>gays would be pure, cream of the crop, that disregard slender beautiful blonde wives. Instead of the amount of prison gays who are gay because they're surrounded by obese brown women.

>>40776168
i just want my memes babe :/

>>40775963 (OP)
Seems like russiansesre either 10/10 or 3/10 fr
>>40776011
I would love that... i need to get back in touch with this guy who has Mario kart so fun

Voting Democrat or Republican is a losing move either way. There will never be a sincere or decent leadership. Ever. Ever ever ever. America IS an empire of comedy. Nothing else.

>>40776177
Just wait till Newsom selects his VP

ive met my fbf and kissed him all over but hes a completely offline normie that likes baseball
how do i undo the irony-poisoning and pass for a natural and genuine human being

>>40776065
i found a 15 year old on sniffies and hes super horny. he likes to voice chat while he jerks off. havent met up yet, since school has started.

>>40776201
Voting for neither means you are voting for a republican, or at least that you're half culpable if one wins. There is, in fact, a lesser of two evils.

>>40776209
Let me guess: a black woman? You demfags are so useless and predictable.

keep rollin rollin rollin rollin

>>40776212
fbf?

>>40776237
yes, my fbf

>>40776212
Touch grass more, go with him to baseball games and pretend to care about them

>>40776232
Idk and idc eat your slop anon unless you want kids to be taught the bible in school which is happening now

>>40776248
he also likes basketball, when we inevitably go to a game how do i not say niggerball or apehoop

>>40776212
You are living the fucking dream, leave this place and go do things with him outside.

>>40776270
hes broke af its clear i have to be proactive in choosing Things but i only care about stupid online shit

debbie is so cringe

>>40776269
Just let it rip so he can find a better guy to date

>>40776289
im tall and can pay for all his meals and have a car idk if he can do better

doing a big poo poo rn

>>40776170
And most important of all everyone would be uncut :]

>>40776213
SIGH
Why do you have to give the fbi more work
You can’t just keep your mouth shut?

>>40776321
here here

>>40776261
He'll have to be more woke than Biden was, and have a bald troon running mate wearing a dress he stole from a black woman. Apply now Deb.

>>40776307
You're a terminally online dickhead, he can do better

>>40776324
Legaleenie in europeenie

>>40776344
American website, pedophile

>>40776228
>lesser of two evils
Define lesser. I wouldn’t vote unless held at gunpoint, and it wouldn’t have been for Kamala. I’m not voting for someone who goes on The View (something even Democrats hate now). Would Kamala have shown up on Rogan? Nope. She would not have. That tells me everything I need to know.

>>40776341
Actually I'm just pretending to be a dickhead, I'm pretty normal IRL for the most part. This is sort of a therapeutic reverse RP thing for me I think. Thank you for playing along.

>>40776317
no video?

I will repeat what my red wine drinking aunt told me.

“I would rather be grabbed by the pussy than have a pussy for president”

>>40776358
Don't worry sis Gavin will go on Joe Rogan so you can do your epic chungus or whatever
>>40776362
You should find better sources of therapy lol

The woman who accused trump of molesting her is also the same woman who says we should force all boys to receive vasectomies upon puberty and to put all men into camps

Debbie you are a fucking lunatic if you support that woman

>>40776379
Idc about that woman. You are a lunatic if you support Trump and the Republicans, especially as a gay.

>>40776379
She also named her book A Modest Proposal LMAO (either this means she knew she was being absurd on purpose, or she sincerely thinks we should eat all men).

>>40776371
the president can’t be a pussy it’s bad for the entire world

>>40776389
Kamala would have sided with Palestine. A people who want to see all gays get beheaded. Nope not doing that.

>force all boys to receive vasectomies upon puberty
This would solve a lot of problems. 10/10 idea.

>>40776406
Republicans also want to behead gays, they just can't do it because of the constitution and rule of law

>>40776424
They only want to behead the insufferable gays who act gay and want to molest and castrate your children.

>>40776432
That's just how they get their foot in the door. They will accuse anyone gay of doing that eventually.

>>40776432
Ask debbie why she supports hrt for children. OoFs cat's out of the bag.

when you die you want a regular burial? a water burial at sea? cremation by fire? water cremation? or human composting?

I like the idea of human composting, being turned into rich soul your family can put in their garden

>>40775963 (OP)
I will never be a cute Slav why live

>>40776422
brown boys only

odds shower
evens it's too late go lay down

>>40776470
i want to be burned on a giant pyre and i want whoever i was fucking at the time to be thrown onto it at the height of the ceremony

>>40776452
I don't I just don't care about it because they aren't my kids and voting for the alternative means that you support dropping bombs on children and not giving them free school lunch

>>40776482
you only really "need" to shower if you've been outside. you don't want pollen, dirt, and other filth getting into your bedsheets.

>>40776496
if you are american you support bombing kids regardless
dont even have to pick a colour or vote at all
also true for germans btw

>>40776507
Nah not really. Like you said, Kamala is pro Palestine and that's who I voted for. You want to bomb kids, not me.

>>40776496
No that's not what you told me when you said you're going to start killing people who withhold estrogen from children. You're trying to reshape your position on an issue again.

>>40776521
lol

>>40776507
wish we would bomb india instead. before the infestation spreads further

>>40776528
I never said that sis you're doing a blood libel like a Republican will do to you some day

>>40776539
amen brother

>>40776542
You're a liar.

>>40776553
No u

>>40776557
30 going on 03

>>40776539
nuclear disarmament through a massive coordinated first strike on india pakistan and bangladesh

>>40776539
India is a beautiful country when you look past the poverty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCAU1YT4FQ
How do you think this was built? Ancient aliens or were ancient Indians the greatest architects?

ne1 gonna tell him who ruled the ancient indians

>>40776576
india is historically possibly the most blessed and fertile land on earth
shame about the inhabitants

Fat men are ugly
Only normal and underweight men deserve love

debbie is so lame i bet he wouldnt even nuke a 3rd world shithole

>>40776593
as a fat man I agree

>>40776593
i have a fetish for fat guys ive literally jerked it to nikocado avocados onlyfans

>>40776576
you need to look past the heaping piles of trash everywhere too. have you tried the pindia challenge?

>>40776576
i just wanna know why they’re so fond of putting their shit covered bare feet near food it’s baffling even animals wouldn’t do that

>>40776640
shit doesnt phase them. have you seen the countless cow dung webms on /pol/?

>>40776559
I'm an old soul and young at heart

india is the best country thats why every indian wants to flee to canada which is currently in a housing crisis

>>40775975
When I was in High School, an Econ teacher arranged the classroom into a semicircle, and at some point complained about how we weren't paying attention but making googly eyes at eachother. It was pretty much understood that the worst offenders were me and a seriously beautiful guy who was seriously nice to me. But that's as far as it went.

Mad how they're fixated on 1 very specific kind of child, white with blonde hair. You never see them sexpesting themselves at black or Asian kids. The tech industry needs to be shot for importing pedophiles so they can save a few bucks hiring them instead of Americans.

>>40776644
yeah i have but i don’t get it, is there another society it that on earth? like i know shit was a fact of life for most people of the past but everyone else put in an enormous amount of effort to clean it up

>>40776592
>>40776633
India has 4.5x the population of the U.S., what do you think the U.S. would be like if we 1.5 billion lived here? It would be an even worst dump than it already is.

and it’s not just shit if you ever see the streets from the pov of a person they’re just covered in fucking trash people throw anything they’re done with down on the ground it’s like watching a literal subhuman society

>>40776680
i know for sure we wouldnt be eating cow shit. besides india looks like it has 100x the amount of trash we do, thats hard to top

india is what they want for all of us btw

>>40776680
esl lol
10 billion white people could live in the US and almost none of them would wipe their ass with their hand or bath in shit or live in trash

As of 2025, India is the most populated country in the world, having surpassed China in 2022.

I feel like no one thinks about the toll having that many people in one country causes. The U.S. can barely manage itself with only 340,000,000 people.

>>40776698
you don't for sure anything because you never had to live in such an environment

>>40776706
I'm not esl, I mistype and my brain crosswires sometimes. White people don't work well together at all, they just become lazy.

Another bullshit California heat wave is starting. Planning on ball sweating, ass sweating, taint sweating a lot. I'm hype

>>40776750
the cow shit comes from their religion

>>40776725
mhm. the most populous country in the world and they're making it our problem. they feel entitled to the western world. other brown people are exactly the same way, but it's just particularly heinous with the Indians. Honestly, it wouldn't be inaccurate to put pictures of Indian and Chinese people side-by-side in the dictionary as the default definition of a human. Since they're the most common kind of human on planet Earth. Doesn't that make you feel terrible?

there is no ancient or modern marvels created by "white people"... absolutely nothing... all the interesting shit is in Arab and Asian countries.. why is that? I've been to a few castles in Europe and they were ugly in comparison to any Indian temple.

>>40776780
lol

>>40776755
They get preferential treatment for buying homes, and then bring a fat cow to fart on the walls of the home many white Americans can't afford. This country is a joke.

40776780
bait

>>40776789
so colorful, it's like a rainbow to heaven

>>40776780
DNA testing of ancient Egyptians shows that their closest living ancestors reside in Germany of ethnic German heritage. Brown shit tards didn't make anything cool.

what if debaser has fetal alcohol syndrome?

>>40776815
white people have nothing so they make up some bogus shit about the egyptians being Germanic/white to make Africans feel inferior. typical gaslighting

>>40776706
If 10 billion morons like you lived in the US, there wouldn't be enough toilets to go around, and refrigeration would be a rare luxury.

>>40776833
what do you mean we have nothing your entire life is thanks to white people you retard lmfao

>>40776833
Ok mr pancakes. I don't like you.

>>40776769
Underrated post.

You’ll notice that all of the sane and rational Indians, Arabs, Chinese, etc, all end up hating and defecting from their own people. I wonder why? You damn well know why.

Indians ruined the internet btw. I have a lot of Indians friends who agree. First and second generation immigrants *hate* the newcomers.

the worst thing that white people ever did was the green revolution norman borlaug is much worse than hitler

>>40776751
Read that as Canada heat wave at first
wtf have we done to the planet

>>40776477
you can find a eastern european surrogate and maybe your kids will have a chance

>>40776769
I don't think it's fair to say they are making it our problem. they didn't make the rules of the country that are allowing them to live and work there and become citizens. Our own leaders are making it our problem..why? the decline of white birth rates? i really don't know

In a world where every race on the planet spontaneously vanished, except for white people, imagine…

>>40776944
would be a really dumb world

>wake up and suddenly this is commonplace in your western country
wat do

i want a bf who will me squeak in his buss whenever i so damn well please >.<

>>40776972
that’s written in kind of playful horny internet-speak.
“i want a bf who will me squeak in his buss” “buss” is slang for butt/ass (comes from “bussy,” which itself is queer slang for “boy pussy”). “squeak” here is a cutesy way of saying have sex with me / make me moan / fuck me.
“whenever i so damn well please >.<” means they want that boyfriend to let them do it whenever they feel like it. the “>.<” is just a playful anime-style face, exaggerating the bratty/cute tone.
so overall: “i want a boyfriend who’ll let me have sex with his ass whenever i want, on demand, in a cute bratty way.”

>>40776970
contemplate the aroma

shut up faggot, you dont know what squeak means

>>40776944
so that kinda was the plot of the turner diaries, a book written by an actual neo nazi that inspered real terrorist attacks were a white supremacist organization takes over the US with terrorism and starts worldwide genocides
because of the nuclear war and stuff big parts of the earth are irradiated 100 years later and inahbited my mutants
but hey atleast the wasteland settlements are all white :/

>>40776970
why am i turned on

>>40776970
I’d gag. No joke. That would smell. But they’re clearly drugged or something so I’d grab the hottest one and molest him.

why do third worlders come here to my American website instead of going to their countrie's websites?
well? explain it to me, because i don't get it
sick degenerate scum

>>40777007
fair — slang can shift depending on the circle. what do you think squeak means in that line?

>>40777096
>em dash
go fuck yourself

>>40777015
yeah that’s the wild part — the book was basically fascist fanfiction, and yet it ended up inspiring real-world violence. it’s not just some edgy dystopia, it’s literally genocide fantasy dressed up as a survival story. the ‘all white wasteland’ punchline is exactly how absurd it is when you spell out what they’re actually fantasizing about. they’d rather imagine a nuked planet crawling with mutants than live in a diverse society.

>>40777145
nah i’d rather go fuck your mom— oh wait, sorry, dashless version: nah i’d rather go fuck your mom.

such a lonesome night :(

when people don't like you irl, you come here to force your trashy persona onto others hoping to get attention. what a fuckwad, nobody wants anything to do with you. rope

>>40777076
this isn't your website

>>40777007
I named her squeaky because she makes the most adorable little squeaky sounds when begging for food. This may be the cutest cat I've seen yet.

>>40777191
Who are you talking to, babe?

>>40777191
>when the voices in your head type out a sentence

No bf to cuddle and watch one piece with... :(

Time to sweat

>>40777217
One Piece is not a good anime, get the fuck outta here, you fucking amateur

ugly people post nonstop because they got nothing valuable to say

you look real funny

>>40777191
thanks for the unsolicited character study, dr. phil. now back to irrelevance with you.

>>40777076
this place was originally for anime and that is japanese luv

wow they’re posting spread pussy on tiktok now

i'm watching ancient mystery views while you huff and puff over some poster you don't even really know

How come we never had a japanese tripfag, hell not even a chink or a korean :/

>>40777076
you are calling this vietnamese basket weaving forum american, what are u yappin about

>>40777261
videos*

>>40777266
i think there was a pinoy tranny

>>40777217
Damn, same

>>40777266
maybe they don't make it their personality or care to let everyone know where they are from, that's what being anonymous is all about

>>40777266
I noticed this too. mostly latinos

>>40777266
they post on 2ch

>>40776006
hot I've always dreamt of doing squire and knight roleplay it's so cute

>>40775981
yeah absolutely

>>40777371
does 2chan even have a gay board?

how come we never had an actual white poster, just fake whites?

>>40777437
I can recall like 3 who posted their faces but I dont know their names I just ignora any names and stuff

i use siri to play music, call someone, and turn on the tv

i use siri to suck my dingaling

>>40777436
i don't think so but I can't access it, I think you have to have to be in Japan or use a japan vpn

I love sex with men in theory but in practice I'm ambivalent and also too anxious and traumatized to have sex really

>>40777231
that really shut everyone up lmao

it sucks that there isn't a central place for gay men to hang out on the internet

I love classic Godzilla. I need to watch the new stuff too. Maybe I'll binge the Monarch series tonight.

>clean dildo and prepare it for use later
>thunder outside
>dog gets into bed
>have to wait until tomorrow to do anything
very very frustrating and no don't say anything disgusting I'm just venting bc I've been thinking about men a lot lately without anything to help relieve the ache for a man

>>40777695
>clean dildo and prepare it for use later
>try to shit
>its mushy and wont all come out
>have to wait until tomorrow to do anything

>>40777700
at least you could still use it, you just have to clean it a little more intensely after use

>>40777217
do not listen to them, I would love to have a bf that wanted to cuddle while watching that

you bottoms are such low and disgusting creatures its unreal

>>40777737
how so

tops are straight

>>40777538
then wallow in your cowardice forever sis

>>40777790
I feel like that may be better than getting raped again u know

>>40777789
facts and truth

>>40777737
I still love them even if they are lower than dogs and insects.

I should've bought more weed.

Lol debbies debate daddy destiny got exposed as a pedo today. Another win for nick fuentes and the america first movement! Always crazy to me how leftists morally grandstand and never follow what they say. Rules for thee but not for me I guess.

Yeah, I'm high. But I'm not satisfied.

>>40775963 (OP)
Soon the homosexual perversions that have plagued this world will be destroyed. If you will not conform to normal sexuality you will be killed.

freckles are so cute on guys

>>40777890
the guy who told the IDF to stop recording war crimes is a horrible person? shocker!!!! another liberal L
#leftistscantstopwinning

>>40777996
https://voca.ro/11NkKUflICBk

>>40778027
Renounce faggotry while you still have the chance or be exterminated. It matters nothing to me which option you choose but you will have to choose soon.

what a shit show

>>40778075
me after i poop

>>40778060
https://voca.ro/1jGeoLnrBJc9

>>40778095
https://voca.ro/123bwN7OEX4Z

>>40778075
me when finishing trigun

how do you know you're gay?

>>40777725
ewww fuck no

scratches my butt

>>40778231
I think they're sexually attracted to men!

>>40778491
no, there has to be something else aside from that. i need proof of gay

Midnight and eating pizza.

objects are used by men for many purposes but we never love objects

>>40778582
i love lamp

Is everyone asleep D:
>>40778318
Swear I've heard this in an AMV or something lol I thought it was nirvana
>>40778582
i love computer

>>40778691
Seems like it. I should pass out soon myself.

>>40778697
Kill yourself faggot or we will

>>40778724
Give it your best shot.

>>40778730
Soon. You know what the fascist future has in store for you.

>>40778741
What do you think my future is?

>>40778758
Donuts

where is tex

HH

>>40778691
>Swear I've heard this in an AMV or something lol I thought it was nirvana
Ouch i forget you're a freshie sometimes, despite posting pics of old cinema and fashion. Hope your slept well sven

>>40778797
Heil Hong?

>>40778780
Mmm. Glazed donuts. My purpose is to fill daddy holes. And I fulfill my purpose well.

>>40778807
god those project titan leaks hurt twice as much now, fuck blizzard

>>40778758
A spot in a mass grave, unmarked and unremembered

>>40778843
Your shadow's cast beneath my wing.

>>40778841
Fuck dude.

>>40778835
Who do you talk about sex all the time. It's cringe.

>>40778879
Homosexuality is a moral and mental disease

>>40778890
Sometimes I love it, sometimes I hate it.

>>40778799
AMVs are boomer territory tho. Kids these days call it edits. I slept so well I ended up late for work lol
>>40778841
thank god I'm not into Blizzard games that shit would depress me so much

>>40778930
i grew up on wc3 so reforged felt like eye socket gang rape

squeak >.<

>>40778879
I'm a sex god. Deal with it.

lol

i hope he's okay, i haven't seen him post in a while

>>40779123
He's 30 and I think once you reach that age you probably feel like a loser if you spent most of your 20's on here. I think he also realized how toxic this place is and detrimental it is to self growth and decided to finally cut all ties.

Tex is dating hyacinth now. She tops.

>>40779308
We stan

>>40779308
hyacinth has a girlfriend which is why he stopped posting

>>40779331
Ya his gf is Tex and they're doing Christian missionary.

>>40779331
tex is a tranny
she is the gf

meh

parasocial disorder: an unhealthy relationship with someone you don't really know

>>40779365
only women catch that disease sis.

>>40779374
and as we all know gay bottoms are women

>>40779374
you've caught it woman

>>40776002
They are s tier until they hit the wall at 19-20

>>40779365
>an unhealthy relationship with someone you don't really know
Couldn't be me. All my relationships with strangers are healthy
>>40779383
Cute! :)

I wish faggots understood just how many people deeply hate them and want them in camps. Like, we are absolutely not kidding around.

>>40779403
I wish you would shut the fuck up.

>>40779403
no you luuv us *kiss*

>>40779407
Lol cry harder faggot. You will stfu forever when you're dead in a mass grave.

I hate how all my obsessions end up getting posted on lpsg by some other faggot, why cant I have anything for myself. I hate the collective fantasy gays have for certain guys. I want to be the only one who lusts after my crushes.

>>40779403
stop bullying gays

>>40779444
Gay bashing is an exhilarating pastime which I would recommend to all moral people

This has plagued me my whole life how do they know how to do this? Each straight guy has a different variation and yet they all seamlessly flow together while I just stand there like the stupid faggot I am

i had a dream i was swimming with Stefano Belotti

and then Jules Bouyer swam up to us and slapped my ass

>>40779452
You can fix your problems with one single bullet between the eyes

>>40779482
We can't buy guns at the local supermarket in 1st world countries :/

>>40779426
You'll do nothing faggot.

penis

I've had hours only lonely
My love is vengeance
That's never free

>>40779509
The world is changing and you try to be blind to it but you can't avoid the fascist reality forever. I'm doing my part IRL believe it or not. You will try to run and you will try to hide but we WILL catch you we WILL fix you. And if you won't abandoned your predatory perversions then we WILL kill you.

>>40779527
Okay. Admit you hate niggers, spicks and asians. Specifically outline WHY you hate faggots, and especially drag queens. If you're convincing enough, I might believe what you have to say, troon.

it is alcohol and loneliness tonight, lads.
seems turning 30 was probably the worst thing that could have happened to me, who would've thought? how is gaygen?

>>40779505
Buy bleach and drink it while livestreaming

>>40779531
Faggotry is the root of all evil. Fags in wigs are still fags. Your kind has no place in our new world.

>>40779535
post hole

>>40779427
like what

>>40779535
Post pretty face

>>40779535
What are you posting here for? Go out and celebrate by letting every guy you meet fuck you until you get aids and die

*squeaks in bed sexually*

>>40779535
you look 22 i think they're giving you grape juice and saying it's wine

>>40779567
would rather listen to the drive (2011) soundtrack and cry myself to sleep.

>>40779564
Stingy today are we

She'll only respond to the negger

>>40779576
Wait that's right nobody wants to fuck old queens past their expiration date

>>40779572
*turns up the vibrator*

>>40779535
just in a mood listening to tunes before i go on my run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szNUaDWIJ1M

>>40779577
i have spent the last 2 months panicking, stressing out, losing sleep, and scheduling interviews. i look like a fucking ghoul.

I wish I could take big dick in my mouth and ass

>>40779578
that's delta not tex

>>40779587
lmao

>>40779589
same

>>40779535
you are one poor sod

>>40779590
delta responds to everyone. he's a pretty even keeled guy. Tex is so lucky to still have her looks if she's really drinking as much as she says. Idk why turning 30 is such a big deal.

>>40779598
my life is a big cosmic joke.
how are things, shizer?

>>40779600
delta responds to everyone who shits on him. he had deep mental issues. he'll come into the thread and search his name so he can respond to a random comment 20 hours later. tex is generic mentally ill

>>40779597
Bottoms who can take XXL dick land young tops even when they're 40+

>>40779600
>Idk why turning 30 is such a big deal
nobody will hire me, nobody takes me seriously. i am an old, decrepit man with nothing to offer. my life is effectively over. might as well become one of those elderly greeters at walmart.

>>40779587
Hot my beautiful feline texan can only look prettier no matter what she does

>>40779535
why are u up so late?

>>40779626
uhhhh because it's never been more so fucking over chat?

Is tex a milf now?

>>40779617
i'm not a bottom

>>40779631
no thats not true at all. people care about you. you should join me and tank next time he streams. could be the change of pace you need.

>>40779589
Whats stopping you?

>>40779623
Have you ever met a 30 year old that you liked? You can be that person, you can like yourself again. The most important thing is the substance addiction tex. Alcohol amplifies your happiness in better times, but also increases your sadness during troubling times. Have you thought about AA?

>>40779659
I think bottoming for hung guys tend to hurt

>>40779649
Where does tank stream?

>>40779587
I think you're just bullshitting us for attention since you built this texanon character around being an annoying loser and that's what you always give. Don't disappoint your fans by behaving like an adult.

>>40779665
nta, but so what. a little pain isn't too bad

>>40779665
It doesn't though it just feels 10000x better than any small dick and it will give you mind blowing sensations small dicks are incapable of since they cant reach those places

Why does it have to be big dick? Take little dick instead and it won't feel like you're having your ass ripped apart

>>40779670
if u know u know bean

>vent to dad about feeling weird and bad about being single at 31
>he mentions how he was single in his mid to late forties
>say I've dated guys that age so I know it's possible to be single at that age
>but that the guys I tend to like seem to prefer partners in their 20s
>feel worn out and useless
maybe having explicit interactions with guys for a long time from when I was underage warped my view of what men find attractive bc it feels like it's so over

I'm the only decent guy on here is what I've realized. Even the ones more attractive than me or losers. Karma, I suppose.

Maybe that's why there's no gay Chinese because gays need 10" dick to feel anything?

>>40779680
>getting fucked by ex bf
>feels like his dick is punching my bladder with each thrust
not a super appealing feeling honestly

>>40779687
The answer is right in front of you fool fuck your father

>>40779687
>maybe having explicit interactions with guys for a long time from when I was underage warped my view
you don't say

>>40779681
Whats the point if you cant even feel it is it even a dick at that point

>>40779672
no, this time i actually fucked up and lost my job because of alcoholism-induced illness. i have been scrambling for jobs the past few months so i can continue to afford living in my current space and not having to take the long drive of shame back to texas to beg my family for hospitality. it's fucking terrible trying to apply for jobs, take interviews, and wait for two weeks only to realize they ghosted you and you have to keep looking for something new to pay the bills. this hiring environment is dogshit.

>>40779687
marry your dad paige

>>40779696
revolting

>>40779700
ok yeah it sounds obvious but like sometimes it's hard to tell how it affected me bc I don't have another frame of reference

>>40779702
how blown out do you have to be to not even feel a dick unless it's the size of a water bottle lol

>>40779702
Yeah and to be fair I'm not attracted to the idea of topping most men either. Most holes are ugly and I'd rather be with a woman than 99% of males. Maybe this really is a fetish of tops fetishizing young guys and bottoms fetishizing king kong sized dick. What a fuck eh

>>40779709
maybe get a job as a bartender at a gay bar or go to bartending school? i feel like you need something more social and less isolated for your own mental health, yeah it might be bad for your alocoholism and will take getting use to being social and getting out of your shell but otherwise you'll be in your element

>>40779709
Tex go to treatment. CO should have free county programs that you can use. I was on drugs for years and it ruined my self perception and made my suicidal. From me I'm telling you you don't need booze

>>40779709
Marry tankanon and let him spoil his little princess with autismbux

>>40779687
Are you a bottom? And who are the guys you're going for who's only interested in guys in their 20s?

>>40779716
you'll never have another frame of reference because you live like an outcast. you spend your time here with mentally ill kooks, of course you don't know normal

good night chat. dont be gay in the morning

>>40779748
night

>>40779670
he posts on reddit a lot
https://www.reddit.com/user/Local-Priority-6969/

>>40779716
some bottoms just have naturally larger rectums like vaginas theres all sorts of shapes and sizes

>>40779742
yeah definitely a bottom and idk it doesn't feel intentional to go after guys who prefer younger partners but I'm young looking for my age and tend to go for older partners so it tends to line up like that

>>40779756
hmmm

>>40779737
whatever tex is Irish, alcohol isn't even that bad, he just needs to be a giver of alcohol instead of taking it all for himself, bartending would be the perfect job for him

>>40779754
I guess he streams on some super secret exclusive discord server pity I like tankanon wish hed stream on twitch or smth

>>40779605
good im eating dinner

>>40779777
At lunchtime?

>>40779777
ain't it like 9am in yurop?

>>40779774
Tex is too delicate. Alcohol is a fun time in your early 20s until it turns on you like all serious drugs do, and then the torture begins

>>40779783
just how my circadian is

>>40779785
about to be noon here

mind you i wake up 6 am

>>40779776
I don't think tankanon could handle actual attention from people who don't kiss his ass. He needs people who coddle him.

>>40779788
tex isn't delicate, he's very capable but to even get a basic job you need a college degree these days

coddling tankanons 6 inch big bri'ish monster cock with my slimy hole

>haven't used dildo/masturbated in like half a year
>bc orgasming makes me feel terrible horrible feelings once everything is over
>decide to just do it a few minutes ago
>can't touch down there so awkwardly ride dildo and eventually use vibrator
>hope things won't be as bad this time
>finish
>it's still fucking horrible drowning feeling and revulsion and stuff
>ok not doing that again for a while
>turn on lights
>blood came out during orgasm
https://litter.catbox.moe/ynedckkz5yqvy46f.jpg
what the fuck

oversharing paige

this is such meth behaviour

Methel cain extravaganza

>>40779836
I'm just scared it might be cancer or something this happened before and it was just prostatis but what if it wasn't and it's actually cancer
I peed after and no blood came out which is ok I guess and it was fresh blood when it happened IDK what to do this isn't like emergency room stuff but idk what to do and it's embarrassing to even tell a doctor about it so idk what to do or where to go

>>40779826
but you like blood, you were cutting last night

>>40779826
emo troon clitty cumming tears of blood

>>40779837
do meth heads normally go 6 months without masturbating or having sex I thought it made one really horny

>>40779826
you are so fucking disgusting

>>40779857
>>40779857
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