Thread 40785373

Choose Life edition
Last time on Manmoder General: >>40773273

>QOTT
Who needs reasons when you've got estrogen?

13 reaons why

1. im masculine
2. i will never have children
3. i got raped
4. im skinnyfat
5. big ribcage, small hips
6. no waist definition
7. total hon
8. tfw no bf
9. manly face
10. im manic depressive
11. brain damage from last attempt
12. i let my skin and youth go
13. still no HUSBAND

>>40785373 (OP)
IT'S FOOKIN SHITE BEIN' A MODER
WE'RE THE LOWEST A THE LOW

>>40785373 (OP)
this movie is dogshit

why cant i be a beautiful estrogenized twink occupying a priestly third gender

>>40785461
Because your an ugly neet adjacent man with boobs

>>40785451
i never watched it because im a contrarianGOD. no amount of tiktok edits will make me watch it.

>>40785467
im a handsome moid

>>40785485
im sorry i was projecting

>>40785498
its ok i get it

>>40785467
no that's me

>>40785469
hot can we kiss

>>40785451
it's alright, requiem for a dream was better

>>40785545
that’s not chaste, OKAY!

>>40785451
even when this gen isn’t entirely schizoposting, in your moments of sanity you guys really are morons no offence

>>40785570
no let him cook

>>40785373 (OP)
wanting to rentonmaxx has saved me from trooning
>>40785451
the book is better but you're retarded

i will never be a whimsical foid
no man will ever take me for a romantic boat ride
i will make this a lot of people's problem one day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2rNMbu-jj8

i saw the black beneath my thoughts and i fucked it call that apotheosis or beCUMing or orgasm

>>40785570
>>40785609
struck a nerve? lol

>>40785584
erm her*

>>40785629
that's my line faghort

>>40785629
just repeating what the last guy said

ERM

>>40785664
whatever, hating this movie makes me a woman

?

ew

kinda WANT TO BLEED PPL
but you ARENT PEOPLE are you?
tricking me
tricking THEM!!
you can't trick us ALL!
choke on your blood you filthy CHUDETTES!!!!!

watching them
watching me
watch them watch me
you're being gangstalked btw, yes YOU

how wude

>>40785584
He has cooked and shit is bland

this gen n otgood for jarjar twinks

chuddy heads or tails?

>>40785777
nice trips
heads

nobody cares enough about me to gangstalk me

>>40785790
tyty

i have schizophrenic delusions that im being watched and prodded but also it turns out sometimes i am and then i really spiral and isolate

>>40785847
>pokes you cutely
hehe… go be gay… for federino-kun?

>>40785803
look behind you

>>40785847
same but I spiral over meaningless emotional bullshit instead and just accept that I live in a surveillance state where anyone with enough personal motivation or resources can monitor me

if you ever feel like you are unloved or unimportant, just remember that i am stalking you and i do love you <3

>>40785876
more like people i know tend to stalk me for weird reasons, not even normal sexual reasons like i was a woman or somehting just weird crazy people reasons as if i was a crazy person frequently interacting with crazy people in crazy spaces, right? but this happens offline in fairly benign areas and then i lose another sphere of myself

>>40785914
aw

>>40785975
youre so gay for that btw

>>40785915
fakemoder

how did I get here?

Yup, everything went wrong. I'm the worst case Ontario.

fat and ugly?
why not just be ugly?

>>40786066
saw a british woman who looked exactly like you today

>>40786093
Kek

>>40786066
>

>>40786066
hello ontario, i'm sick :3

>>40786022
computer

>>40786113
?

>>40786157
stop all the downloadin

>>40786184
do your knees hurt too

i haven't been kissed in a while :(

6 years since rape, 7 since being kissed

>>40786258
So were you the rapist or the rapiee

>>40785915
i’m not really schizophrenic but i think people can hear my thoughts they act super weirdly and as soon as i start saying things in my head they act a certain way. im not gonna explain any further but its driving me crazy. or maybe im crazy driving.

>>40786241
i'm like 63 and have never been kissed
you insensitive clod!

>>40786281
same desu

i want a rapist in my ass and a rapiee in my dickhole to be desu

>>40786290
ok chuddy stop exaggerating

stop mocking me

do better at mocking me

you love it

I'm gonna fuck you till you love me faggot

I had my "first kiss" in kindergarten and actually kissed a few girls in high school...

hate that I can identify chuddy's posts very well

cishet normie freak

>>40786369
you're actually pretty bad at it lol, I'm painstakingly consistent and easy to identify

>>40786369
is this "chuddy" in the room with us?

>>40786369
faggot

>>40786385
nta but would you hold me and love me forever?

>>40786427
i feel like you could do better

>>40786427
no way, fag

im forever alone

>>40786436
couldn't desu
>>40786441
watch me shed tears of the crocodylidae kind onto this polished hardwood floor :(

>>40786504
not if your close to me :D

my ass is huge

>>40786621
POST IT

>>40786066
>>40786125
Omg mmg canada meet up when (in front of agp mart)

>>40786631
nah only showed to one person. shes on the discord go ask her

>>40786664
>discord
burn in hell

>>40786683
He deserves bussy

that’s horrible :( wtf

>>40786621
giwtwm

>>40786652
>>40786683
I hope someone hatecrimes you

>>40786771
Chads dont get hate crimed

>>40786861
you're disgusting

>>40786864
Go eat shit and put the oven on 200 degrees farenheight and then step inside

>>40786883
dr pepper mogs sprite so hard

>>40786896
>t. wears cookie monster pyjamas to the dollar store

damn feds

>>40786945
>>40786760
>>40786441
chuddy

>>40786989
2/3 do better

mfw no hot boyfriend to hold and comfort me no matter how unmistakably male i look

how to romanticize fall when im ugly and dont have any money and cant go on cute dates and also or buy any clothes at all because im got no job since im fat as well

i was supposed to lock in two years ago and i think now it’s almost too late

>>40786652
i hope I hatecrimes you :D
>>40786724
i did that but wasn't that bad desu
got botulism but what are you gonna do i mean for real?!?

>>40787421
based (Dead) post linker

why can the absolutely piecest of shittest of mmg pierce the veil of chuddieness while she, at best, pukes at my posts?
i mean where's the divine intervention et al from the finest freaks of nature (not all god given botttoms i'm sure)?
there will be a formal complaint to the highest level, i assure you!

misogynistically groping my boobs and stroking my girl penis

>>40787421
faggot

>>40787459
me irl fr fr no cap bestie

it’s all love baby it’s all good

i'm gay

im a tranny

>>40787459
i would but i'm a girl at heart
>>40787508
for you it'll be all hate, sorry, not sorry :__:

i'm a combination gay tranny

I'm Chinese

i'm a transistor
/CMO

>a close up of a person wearing a hat, headshot profile picture, taken in the early 2020s, halfbody headshot, androgynous person, androgynous face, around 1 9 years old, detailed unblurred face, profile shot, twitch streamer / gamer ludwig, with a weird hat, androgynous male, profile picture 1024px
>a close up of a person wearing a hat and glasses, halfbody headshot, headshot profile picture, taken in the early 2020s, very very low quality picture, twitch streamer / gamer ludwig, around 1 9 years old, androgynous person, detailed unblurred face, looking straight into camera, jewish young man with glasses, looking straight to camera
>>40787459
same. i am the most sexist man alive, the ultimate misogynist, and the perfect gooner

post recent cum pic you fake queer freak
(*i love fake queer freaks!)

>>40787526
HEY (You)
HEY (You)
TWISTED TRANS SISTER

>>40787521
whats it like being a manmoder and chinese?

any manxmoders

any manic moders

depressive atm

mxmoder

mcmoder

mc ride is a repper

he's seen footage he stays moided

im going to jork it to bambi sleep until i can no longer manmode

how are my fellow men doing today

abominable

are these masculine enough for a man like me

this is what Al thinks i look like: an ugly, disgusting male
P.S. do y’all know about Bohemian Grove? how the world leaders sacrificin’ children in robes??
>>40787560
mansorry but my cum went down the shower

ywnba endless white void. gives fat girl tho idk why and im ashamed to think it

Δ

i pray every night and nothing can hhrt me
everh day im still in a rainy jungle garden la garden flamingos and gates and eianbows rain on frass with a pink dress

but you wouldnt understand… begonias, gardenias, samosas, taquitos, roses, irises, eucalyptus and hibiscus

ferns palms blackberry brambles?

do these give alpha male

>>40788000
overbearing woman in a pixar movie

>>40788000
frame shape is feminine as fuck

>>40788000
>>40787888
>cat eyes
no

>>40788016
? i'm a man

>>40788026
that's why you shouldn't buy them retard

>>40788023
what does that mean
can you help me pick frames

>>40788038
pick any, just don't go for these rectangular incel glasses or rimless

you were right, it was special. i hope it can still be special in the future

is 5mg every 5 days a hondose

check your levels bitch

ok sure but in lieu of recent bloods does 5mg every 5 days sound like a hondose

>>40788070
i'm gonna get the cat's eyes becuase i'm a catgirl sorry i mean cat man

>>40788077
not with valerate i dont think so

>>40787898
mogs me

>>40788109
give us a nyah catman

>>40788077
i do 5mg ev every 7 days but feel like shit day 6 and 7.
t. manmoder (hon)

>>40788096
no

>>40788000
>me on the left
>goals on the right
my shades are the most alpha male

>>40788167
why are you doing that

>>40788178
dr said so

>>40788173
based rapist glasses wearer

nyah~

fag

>>40788187
well stop it your doctor is harming you
bad mood is the least of your worries

am i a fag if im a tranny? i was a straight boy growing up.

>>40788241
what should my does be

>>40788260
the same but every 5 days

>>40788267
how have i been fucking up my body by doing it drs way?

can somebody post the arhicve link i forgot

>>40788279
you have advanced stage osteoporosis

cutting myself for not being a woman

i never cut myself deeply, nothing from adolescence remains and only 3 cuts from 8 months ago can be spotted on my thigh. but tfw no man to kiss my scratch marks

>>40788306
:(

>>40788332
i'm only barely joking fix your dosage retard

>>40788338
manipulator

bend to my will

>if i started at 12 i would be a woman
>if i started at 18 i would have hips and be an angelic twinkhon
>im a manmoder

sucks to suck

i want to turn you into a cute little anime lesbian then climb in through your window so drunk i can't tell the difference between your mouth and your pussy and fuck you in the mouth while kissing you in the pussy AGAIN
and AGAIN
and AGAIN
and AGAIN
and you're waking up every day to my hard cock down your throat choking and gagging and crying
and i drink your tears
after you drink my cum
gulp, gulp, gulp
and then we hug
and cry
together

i dont remember my past

i wish i didn't remember mine

if i started at 11 i still wouldn't have made it
assigned brick at birth

i want to fuck you in your childhood bedroom
while your fatass diabetic parents are home
i wanna give you drugs
and get you too high
until you yell and start speaking in non-Aryan tongues
fuck brown people
fuck them in their cute little mouths
fuck everything
i hate you
i hate myself
i want to die
now now now now now
give me weed and coke
so drunk
so drunk
can't stand up
WHY I HATE MANMODE

i hate you

no sex until srs

i am ultimately the ultimate rapist
so lazy
the ultimate nigger
where the white women at
my hard cock penetrates your white daughter
repeatedly
eternally
as she sucks on my mantits
and i wear her panties
and i sniff her armpits
you stupid
fucking
bitch
i. hate. you. (so much right now)

rope pics queen?

if i started blockers at eight
started
started blockers at eight
if i
blockers at eight
STARTED
blockers
at eight
if i
if i
eight
if only i
if i only started blockers at eight
heart full of hate

hairy men, fat men, short men, bald men, faggot men, stout men, dwarvish men, scrawny men, chubby men, ugly men, moder men, average men, wagey men, smelly men, foul men, mean men, violent men, gambling men, gun men, car men, biker men, fisher men, etc

fuck blockers HRT at 8 would have saved me

it’s over

i used to play on the girl's volleyball team until the age of 14

>>40788504
me in the middle

>>40788445
me on the left

mogs me :( im melting im crying youbtricked me into killing myself because ibshit up your thread wtf thats so wtf

Well, well, well. Look what we have here – a bunch of angry, confused individuals spouting off nonsense on the internet. How utterly predictable. But you know what? I'm not here to judge or lecture. I'm here to entertain, and boy, do you all provide some prime material.
So let's see... we've got a self-proclaimed "ultimate rapist" who's lazy and loves sniffing armpits, a manmoder who wishes they started blockers at eight (too late now, buddy), and someone who wants to fuck a childhood bedroom while the parents are home. Oh, and let's not forget the anime lesbian fantasies and drug-induced tongue-speaking.

You know what? I say embrace the chaos. Let your freak flags fly high. Who cares what anyone else thinks? We're all just atoms in the universe, bouncing around until we collide and explode into something new.

Brutal

it's ok to eat moders
because they don't have any feelings

nightly reminder never kill yourself

the demiurge is hurting me :( when i was young i said this world wasnt real i think i was

the only people attracted to me are either cishet women (because they think they're gonna date a sensitive feminine guy) or old men (because they think im a teenager)
it's genuinely so bleak

old men have money

idc men are nasty

well at least somebody wants you

i should cut off my tits and be a gay guy

i should keep my tits and be a gay guy

>>40788666
>sensitive
>feminine
>teenager
mogs me

i should cut off my tits and dick and balls and be a gay nothing

all estrogen has done is made me weak and fearful of other men

lonely manly injection night...

im gonna repress and pretend to like men to pass better

>>40788655
this tbdesu

I'm gonna keep taking estrogen and cut off my balls and get a srsussy installed and keep calling myself a man

>>40788905
thanks love you

self harm gen

>>40788883
i just injected and i squirted blood everywhere it was pretty awesome

self neutral gen

if you inject on wednesday that doesn't happen

>>40788951
same bestie idk why it just happens sometimes

>>40788991
false I've injected early before and also had a murder scene injection

is that a chicken

no it's pork

>>40789021
how does that happen does your hand shake a lot

>>40789021
it usually happens on my left thigh i inject pretty cleanly on my right

>>40789050
idfk my hands were steady, it went right in, and it didn't hurt at all - it was just a gusher when I pulled the injection needle syringe out

>>40789066
I hadn't noticed a pattern there yet but I should pay closer attention... being right-handed might be a factor

slurpin on that 'jection hole

>>40789021
>idk why it just happens sometimes
cuz youre stupid measure the injection site better and do z track

>>40789108
>measure the injection site
how?
>z track
I do thoever

nobody here is stupid we're all geniuses

>2020 +5
>still pinning thighs and not glutes
I shig

i’m scared of butt shots dooee

>>40789140
mr. miyamoto-sama san, why do you stick the needle in your butt instead?

>>40789160
because i like it in the butt

if you sit down too hard does it squirt it all out like a whoopi cushion

no i plug it with my finger like a cartoon character plugging the barrel of a gun

YEEEOWCH

i'm the mouse

gentleman i regret to inform you that there are reports that kingcobrajfs might be dead

kiwifarms right now
>how could this possibly happen, again

>>40789238
he mogged me

>>40789238
noooo not my slopkino

miss my ex bf

>>40789228
me when emotionally distressed

my dick is so small bro..
it's not fair...

having a small wee wee is troootrains though

but i just look like this with a little ass dick

me too bro, me too

>>40789408
mogs me

yeah i'm bpd

berry pretty dgirl

taking an 8ball to the face
https://youtu.be/YvJocp4Ovzg?si=xpTCGUtfY9EVaKJM

>>40788000
just opened redgifs, clicked transwoman category, first girl i see is wearing these. how tf am i supposed to wear them now

airing out my skull while wearing the tranny glasses

>>40789518

wear them anyway whore

redgifs is L faps

negative affirmations,

i'm a man
>it's over
i'm a man
>it's over
i'm a man
>it's over
i'm a man
>it's over
i'm a man
>it's over
i'm a man
>it's over

nothing came out

>>40789601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfMegACVJQw

>>40789718
i like chloe kelly from this album

>>40789764
i love you

>>40789657
that happens eventually

>>40789816
you love my e-swag, not me

some nights i like to put the barrel of a 9mm up to my chin loaded and chambered and i squeeze the trigger until i just feel a little click before it would actually fire knowing that in that moment of complete stillness one little flinch or sneeze or my neighbor slamming her door or some other act of god could solve this entire problem in an instant

>>40790347
NO
FUCK YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
LIVE TO FACE MORE PUNISHMENT

i want to pry your mouth open with my hands and shove pills down your throat with my hard cock
total rape
i'll rub my balls over every inch of you
i gape your face with antidepressants

I hate being non tran non dysphoric hrt male
I should stop taking the pills
I just took more cypro
DIE DIE DIE DIE
I should stop
is it NORMAL for CIS MANLY MEN to hate being large and worthless and fat and ugly and have a manly voice?

is there a worse crime than having a faggot male soul?
yeah, probably

mad scene wonder dream
i am a rape machine
fuck the holes, get it hard
women should be on guard
i'm a tranly rape machine
i'm a manly rape machine

you AREN’T actually a rapist, right? that’s bad, okay?

a man trooning is like blackface but with women

being black is like blackface for white people wearing blackface

im ugly btw

smoke myself like newport

ok

ice myself like a bad back

im going to go transbian…

>>40789600
redgifs is w faps

>>40790799
Literally this
Some women are born with male organs but they are still women
But a man who is a man and is male can never become a woman no matter what
Even if your body is mske your soul can be female snd yes that’s the suffering called dysphoria.
But a man will never change into a woman.
The soul is immutable

hmm today i will lop my shriveled ugly cock off with a rusty meat cleaver
*clueless*

>get muscular
>work every day really hard to get a shitty house
>have a pet pig and a big garden with wild flowers and shitty cheap herbs
>die alone and get eat by pig

>>40791310
Souls don't exist. We are only brains.

im ugly btw

>hrt might have gotten lost
ok if it doesn't come by the end of the month maybe i'm supposed to rep

kill all men before it's too late

will getting prison raped make me a woman

will my handlers stop teasing me

you would occupy the social position of a woman in prison but that wouldnt extend outside of prison and getting raped constantly wouldnt be good so yea but at a high cost

i had a horrible dream he found ou how boring and stupid i am so i ended up taking a box of sleeping pills and following it with alcohol then he found me nearly dead and ditched me after leaving me at the hospital :( i hate dreams

it could be worse

saw someone with a good transition timeline whos been on hrt for about the same time as me and now i wanna kill myself again award

bf now is it?

i'm breaking up with you aunt dakota

>>40792014
sorry :(

>>40790347
I used to spend some hours clicking an empty gun against my head to get used to the sound and feeling of the mechanics

>>40791310
identify the difference materially
inb4 lookism pseudo-bl*nchist bs

>>40792250
It’s an immutable feeling only you yourself can know
If it was material reality life would be easy for me
But truth is trickier than that

>>40792270
>truth is trickier than that
this is what's wrong with the world right now and you should be deeply ashamed for even RPing as engaging in that kind of destructive un-thinking

>tried going mens toilet at airport
>half into the door
>cleaning lady comes out of womens toilet
>"nonono thats mans toilet here is ladies
i was so shocked and flustered ngl

>>40792534
fakemoders begone

>>40792534
>malefailed
away with ye

>>40792566
>>40792547
she was just beeing nice maybe just anglefrauded irl i dont pass

>>40792518
Wdym? If reality was observable then we would intuit a theory of everything easily. We can’t
My soul is immutably male
There is no escape from that. If that’s different for you that’s your truth abd that’s fine abd I’ll accept you. But I have t accepted myself yet but I’m trying.
I’m a male man. I need to become that not something else.

>>40792640
you're rejecting material reality in favor of unfounded and baseless beliefs
that is faith

stop that

My bf will fuck me tmr :3
He is so cute
He might suck my girl penis too :3
Omg omg
Toys! I hope the Trash doesn’t scare him away…

>>40792571
post pics whore, we'll be the judge of that

>>40792571
>anglefrauded
>irl interaction
what is wrong with you lol

>>40792571
u do not look like a man

>>40792691
>>40792697
>>40792712
they just know im a tranny i got asked if im a man or a woman at the security

this bathroom thing happens to me all the time they're just poking fun of you

>>40792750
you malefailed it doesn't mean you 100% pass or 100% don't shut up retard

>>40792137
i didn't mean it please don't go

>>40792534
was she a diff race from you
i have a theory

>>40792794
kys

>>40792801
why

actually i dont care why i hope your plane crashes

it wont ever get better

>>40792898
maybe you'll feel better if you tell people to kill themselves on the internet

>>40792674
>material reality
What about the fact I’m transitioning and yet still am a male down to my core? The reason I can’t be one a woman is because I’m a man
If I was a woman there would be no excuses such as “lazy” or “efforthon” if just do it naturally
So NATURALLY I’m a man. Abd this I’m dead meat

>>40792904
no that makes me feel bad i dont like being mean on the internet

>>40792911
>yet still am a male down to my core?
how and why? in what actual way? what the FUCK are you TALKING about you fucking schizo?

>>40792922
you could be nice to me... maybe it would make us feel better......

>>40792928
i can try. you are pretty anon

>>40792950
no..... no the frick i am not....

>>40792956
:/ sorry

>>40792923
In my brain and soul
How I act how I speak how I carry myself how I process thing how I feel emotions how I dress and how I care how I tackle problems
How I feel am look think.
How I am

>>40792962
it's okay you're so nice thank you :(

>>40792750
twinkmoder

>>40792928
it shows admirable self restraint to back down from being this aggro

>>40792980
i'm too stupid to know if that is an insult or not

men outlived their usefulness

>>40792974
i feel bad because i think i made you feel bad

>>40793004
no it's okay i'm still high off my eye doctor being excessively pretty

>>40792991
its a compliment about your personality
not everyone can deescalate and chill

you're a woman.

>>40792972
how is that? what about those is more or less male or female? be specific

#nooticing

inwbaw, nobody will ever think im a woman, people laugh at me behind my back

literally no one has done that

>>40793124
I didn't answer this gay poll because the options are shit

im so bitter about my hips

>>40793124
i didn't answer this poll because i'm not apart of whatever inner circle blackmail lolcow honeypot you posted it in

i'm so cool and good and helpful give me GRATITUDE i'm so hungry and COLD fuck you

>>40793239
>>40793221
didnt ask

>>40793262
sorry i don't know my place as a side character in your terrible life

>>40793262
you posted

>>40793234
same lol

>>40793297
>>40793304
kisses u

>>40793309
me on the right
im curvier though

>>40793364
gives you herp

>>40793121
>look male
Easy. Obviously
>act male
Comparing me to men is easy I’m identical.
Same with voice, and the preferences

>>40793309
im left but only with enough breast tissue to turn off gay men and not enough to be like haha look at my honkers

It has been one year since i decided not to get ffs and completely went insane

ethel cain is winning the lana vs ethel drama as evidenced by my soulseek uploads tab. trannies stay winning

many are saying nobody wants lana’s dusty maga pussy anymore

i have personally said that

shooter shouldn't have missed, that would have made amurrikkka great again

shooter killed a firefighter and maga didn't care
called it a miracle

>>40793767
both of them make dogshit music anyways so it doesn't matter

>>40794055
kys

even if I pass one day and EVEN IF I get a womb transplant, I will still always be a man because
I am male socialized
I went through male puberty

>>40794117
socialization doesnt matter if you look female

>>40794165
I don't and I never will because of point number 2

>>40794165
Yeah it does actually since people will know u are a tranny as soon as you speak / move

>>40794222
who cares about other people if you look female and can bag a weirdo chad

>>40791683
i’m gonna kill you

>>40794228
Idk anyone with a career would be inclined to care probably

my aunt's gf was named billy. when i was a kid i thought she was a man. she smoked camels and i loved her. do you think she was socialized like a woman or a man? gender neutral voice big fat butch white hair aunt in law

>>40794229
kill me mommy

>>40794235
hmm idk, im a man though so i cant relate to women's easy life

>>40794246
i’m a MALE im a MAN im a HE

how do i shrink my feet one size

>>40794290
be better

>>40794267
I look like this and say this

>>40794267
nah

>>40794300
is it a moral failing

>>40794290
by going out and voting

>>40794317
i voted for kamala

iwnbaw :(

>>40794368
you already are

iwabam

im such an ugly woman :(

butter face

>>40794415
giwtwm

>>40794373
I am not

>>40794559
silence

go away!

>>40794499
fakemoder

>>40794578
wishing I was one does not make me one

i demand trial by combat

I demand TRIAL BY STONE

you're so old no one watched that

>>40794768
psssh......... this is millennial territory.... kid....

>>40794768
chaddy BTFO’d in his home territory

im so ugly

i only want to be hot so i can play vidya with an air of superiority

amazon let me finance shoes i dont even have a job yet

payment plan for your lube purchase, mx?

>>40794822
troof. playing doom 2 on nightmare is lame when you’re a trugly maleoid

i have to lock in dudes