Thread 40792942

if im nonbinary, what bathroom should i use?

>>40792942 (OP)
Most likely the woman one

>>40792942 (OP)
Piss in your pants

>>40792951
but what if i transition one day and my voice becomes deep and they get creeped out

>>40792966
then kill those stupid fucking bitches

>>40792966
Oh I thought you were a trans woman, then the man one

>>40792966
switch to the mens

>>40792987
>if im nonbinary
>oh i thought you were a trans women

>>40792987
but what if they get suspicious because i dont pee like the rest of them and somehow realize i wasnt born male, or like, sexual assault or whatever makes every pooner terrified enough of going to the mens bathroom to pretend theyre just butches on t to go to the womens bathroom instead

>>40793007
All non binaries fall into one of three categories:
>trans woman
>trans man
>cis woman

>>40793016
Man up

>>40792942 (OP)
The one that matches your sex.

>>40792951
/thread

>>40793016
phalloplasty>?

>gendered bathrooms
ngmi

>>40793016
all of the trans men i know had insane poonfidence and used the mens years before starting t

>>40793027
why isnt cis man also a category if theymabs are a thing? or are they all included in trans woman by default

>>40793045
phalloplasty is a meme and peeing from that sounds like hell

>>40793052
i like gendered bathrooms only because being excluded from both of them sounds kind of hot...

>>40793065
everything i read about irl pooners here solidifies my theory that they are far less retarded than the ones we see online

"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." -Confucius.

>>40793068
theymabs are trans women, non femenine ''theymabs'' are mostly homosexual men with bad taste like this guy

>>40792942 (OP)
Take the disabled toilet pill. They're usually far cleaner than gendered ones, have more space and there's no one there to stare at you. Unless you get unlucky and find a person in a wheelchair staring angrily at you as you exit.
>>40792966
Why would you talk to anyone in the bathroom?

>>40792942 (OP)
the one you look like the most
if unsure, sex at birth

>>40793082
im just trying to create a hypothetical goon scenario lul

>>40793092
oh so its hard for actual theymabs out there...

>>40793101
i remember having to use the disabled toilet like once when i was a kid but i barely see those anywhere nowdays

>why would you talk to anyone in the bathroom?
not rlly talk im talking about if i had to like cough or something, and people would notice i have a deep voice

>>40793106
this idea interests me a bit because what if i could switch bathrooms whenever i liked, though obviously people wouldnt be ok with that

>>40793141
They wouldn't have a bad time if they had good taste and weren't dripping with israeli energy

They changed it now we have to suck cock.
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>>40793082
(40793082)
I don't know either they couldn't figure out that it meant using generic store bought drugs to simulate dangerous highs due to liver and kidney malfunctions. Same way coffee doesn't actually give you any energy in the morning.
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>>40793101
Thank you for being realistic
>>40793106
This also

Also, you can use Google Maps to find a bathroom suited to your preference.

>>40793141
>though obviously people wouldnt be ok with that
who would care? who would even know? you're overthinking it. no one cares if you dont pick a bathroom and stick with it for the rest of your life

>>40793166
aight bro i hope that gets better for you

>>40792942 (OP)
chuds could make 25 toilets im still going in the woman one fyi

>>40793166
what the actual fuck is this about bro

>>40793208
i kinda wanna go to the mens bathroom just for fun sometimes but idk if my anxiety would allow it, also my voice needs to become deep first