Thread 40794951

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>QOTT
Why is Rebecca Black having a comeback?

>>40794951 (OP)
>QOTT
>Why is Rebecca Black having a comeback?

I don't know. I don't keep up with celebrities or Internet ""culture"".

>>40795011
is that because you don't like things based on faith?

>>40795020
it's because there's more important things to focus on in life.

starting to lose interest in communicating irl or online feels good to be quiet

>>40795099
same here actually. I like spending time with myself. people are pretty lame now.

>>40795065
fag

>>40795245
takes one to know one

honestly after I get FFS and SRS I might be okay with manmoding forever

the secret /muhmuhguh/ discord

well? how is it said?
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRWqO3g6

if your discord is so great why aren't you posting there

height is the only thing that is physically impossible to change

kinda feel like giving up and becoming a recluse shutin

>>40795673
keep pushin nigga

>>40794951 (OP)
she’s a recession indicator that’s why silly

how to tell if my girlfriend is screaming with joy or with terror? i show her the footage but she keeps screaming. it took days to generate using AI someone from /qa/ sent me. i would feel hurt if she didn't appreciate my good-faith efforts. i just didn't want her to get bored (she has been living for free in my basement for the past month for her safety from the CIA)

>>40795769
>faith
your faith is fake and your cult is death, god

any bitchatters (BitChat) in mmg?

your fate is baked and your jib is cut, dog

your jate is caked and you fib is but

>>40795787
>300m range
???

>>40795842
the added an update you can chat by geohash now. come hang in #mmg

just make a group sms

I love the idea of a ubiquitous and trustless secure network but lol

its neat

what part of a plain text chat program requires bitcoin, bluetooth, and a 500mb apk? we are moving backwards as a civilization

ok jblow

i opened the app and it asked me if telegram should be allowed to manage phone calls. it's literally just skinned telegram with crypto grift

i don’t know what any of those words above me mean

i dont have telegram so i never got that prompt

>>40796125
i dont either which is why i know for a fact this shit is just a fucking scam

>>40796112
lmao

u sure you got the right app unc?

>>40796140
fuck off jack dorsey

cool them jets

cool deez nuts (by allowing them to rest upon your chin)

>one hundred and two thermal burgers
I'm gonna manmelt if I go outside

there isn't even anyone in #mmg

>>40796224
i was there but left :(

>>40796220
it like this every 2 weeks it’s so brootal

i only use secure, trustworthy platforms like 4chan dot org

no one knows why DemonRat TransVestite Antifa Terrorist Invaders love CRIME and CHAOS in Black Inner Cities where Homless People SCREAM at real American Families
but what we do know is that they're Queer Theorist, and they're cumming for our innocent, White little Children
today, we ensure their Future, because their Future is The Future of Western Civilization
today, we hang each and every last Demon Tranny with long, long ropes

imagine mmg is how you hear about the tranny night of long dicks

i want a US civil war to happen so i can be a union boy and have gay army sex in saint louis

i dont want a civil war because then my life would get harder

i would die in a civil war

i dont want to be just another disposable moid

all valid points, counterpoints:
i am just another disposable moid, and the lore would be awesome

Rape Lesbians, Hail AIDS, Hail Crack, Hail Meth. HAIL RAPE!

It is your job as a man to unapologetically push past a woman's resistance and aggressively get your dick wet. She will never punish you for this, but she will absolutely punish you for being a pussy and not making such moves. You need to instill the mindset that once she is alone with you she already knows what's up and you need to just take what's yours at that point.

FILL YOUR HEART WITH HATE

they look so hot with a few teeth missing

im eating pizza bites im covered in spiders im raped by everybody im scared im crying im screaming leave me alone and the cold cobblestone makes me feel at home when i get drunk in rome cause im rich and go to hostels all by myself trvaeling the world with my tits out

it’s true j dont wear a fucking bra because im resistant to estrogen and drink beer and forget to take my shots

fucking kill me im just a man fine so what im a man and im not even on estrogen kill me fucking who cares you dont intimidate me
Im done trying to troll you guys youre actually TOO FUCKING CRAZY get it through your heads
Freaks

D A M A G E D

is rape o'clock over already? i had more racism to post

my manmode goals

are troons actually being genocided?

painting my nails isn't gay if I do them black while watching the best vin diesel sci fi ever

>>40796908
yeah sure why not

2000s sensitive guy

>>40796914
fakemoder

what time is it haha it's nipple hurty lol!

going to start epilating because I hate shaving

>>40796936
lies

once i’m educated, wealthy, well adjusted, attractive, have hobbies, and stop listening to weirdo music it’s over for all of you

i wonder if any of the men in the work bathrooms notice my man tits and soft skin and long hair and want to hatecrime me on the spot

>>40797152
they do! don't ask me how i know.

do freshiemoders g-check roadmanmoders?

>>40797310
:( im sorry anon

>>40796908
According to this website we will be round up and placed in nazi-style death camps and hrt use will be criminalized.

Or worse- minors will have to wait until they are legal adults to access prescribed cross-sex hormones!

>>40797389
explain why that's not a bad thing, tourist

>>40797389
almost all of the effects of puberty blockers are fully reversible, the worst thing that'll happen to them is that they're a bit taller and have slightly lower bone density. parents outside of the anglosphere have been giving cis kids puberty blockers just to make them taller for years and nobody care (because nothing bad actually happens to the kids, but as soon as the exact same thing is used for trans people it's a problem)

>>40797429
pure ass

i will never find love as a balding middle-aged man on cross-sex hormones and that's okay

i dont want to be a tranny their lives suck

i will find love as a conventionally attractive homosexual on cross-sex hormones and that's important because love is literally the only thing that matters

uggos like me don't deserve love
i should sui and get it over with

>>40797565
love is just chemicals
you are a slave

and so am I...

>>40797621
love isn't "just chemicals"
it is the divine principal of the universe, it's God in action, it is a literal miracle

>>40797645
ew

Don't cry because it's over, laugh because it never began.

manmoding as best i can

bitter

yep im drinking again

"love is just chemicals bro" says unloved and embittered loser

>>40797693
yes, and?

>>40797698
literacy crisis in action

and what will it change this time i wonder

>>40797669
stolen manmoder valor from auntie

>>40797698
and nothing, get yourself some love in your life hon

>>40797723
I'm a man I stand alone
standalone manplex

>>40797732
typed while drunk and tearing up

>>40796908
is this a reason to not manmode
t. repper

i'm a faggot, знaчит я

>>40797669
let me see that ass

installing cs2 again

>>40797744
no, it just makes things suck harder for no reason

there’s no use arguing with you

>>40797723
love is gey, im a chaste-failrepper and im PROUD!

>>40797741
YES, AND?

love is unattainable if you're a fuggo failtroon trvemoder

add a honsts to that

the humble honsts is the most oppressed of all troons

loser.

is it normal to hyperventilate and lose coordination in my hands for no discernible reason

agamp supremacy

gAyGP supremacy
no i don't like women
no i'm not hsts
yes, we exist

prettyboymaxxing chadmoders rise up

i’m really really fucking good at hurting those who love me and i’ll keep doing it as long as they’re the ones that made that choice on their own
so yell at me if you want
i’ll keep posting here as self harm until he says yes

political boomeruncmoding

>>40797859
who?

shut up

>>40797911
:3

5% kongoniggers should apologize and make up with me

>>40797764
it sucks how much socialization i have to do for basic shit

some things can never be taken back in this world

>>40797723
can i get a tutorial

knife or sword, /mmg/?

rapier > longsword >> katana > messer > lame gladius’

in coolness factor

winter is gonna suck this year i'm shivering at like 72f

>>40798109
2h scythe weapon > all

for me, it's a gun

broadsword

>>40798113
winter is gonna be peak too uncomfortable to go by alcohol but thanks to indoor heating comfortable enough to go all in on exercise

*unsheathes katana*
heh....... you're all fakemoding pussies.........
*sheathes blade*

>>40798159
yeah guns are cooler but swords are so retvrn to tradition
you can find a midway point if you take those 1800s rifles with 15 inch bayonets

>>40795308
I wish I was a boymoder instead of a manmoder.
>stops getting worse, will never bald and hairy.
>still yearn for a pipe dream of passing, yet refuse to play lottery or crypto.

>>40798178
KATANAS ARE LAME!! LONGSWORD MOGS YOU SO HARD

>>40798194
>KATANAS ARE LAME!! LONGSWORD M-ACK

>>40798178
>>40798216
https://youtu.be/PvOYrm_JZc8

>>40798179
if you want both the qualities of a gun and a sword you have to learn the ancient art of gun kata

>>40798216
>>40798178
based

>>40798216
>shoots you from 600m away
>desecrates your corpse with the saber to confirm the kill
u mad, ‘tanabro?

yfw

>>40798286
holy fucking BASED

>mogs swords
>mogs guns
>mogs civilians
>mogs yourself
literally the most powerful weapon short of a nuke

I'm having hot wing styles tofu and chilli later. going to have a very painful time in the bathroom later.

(no this isn't supposed to be arousing. I find shit very fucking disgusting actually)

>>40798320
power of friendship mogs that shit

>>40798286
that’s what the saber is for

>>40798326
show me your power

my nipples are pussing up

>>40798326
nobody values friendship more than Mujahedin

>>40798333
lmao what??? you mean puffing up?

>>40798333
EW DUDE EW FUCKING EW

pussy nippin up

i think i deserve a leaden crown of thorns
the lead poisoning can't be worse than this

whatever bitch you dont know

>>40798320
>dead man’s switch
yep, it’s based

im strange
im deranged
im fascinated with death

>>40798372
i look like like this

i post weird online and then people make fun of me and then i post weirder and then they ape me. True and real
um am i the mef agp rog nondysphoric trvmale?

i have the vegeta hairline

>>40798381
>rog
gah duu

do you feel comfortable going to the doctor with conetits?
i wanna get braces but i feel disgusted with myself if everyone thinks im a troon

you all WISH you were as masculine as me
You WISH you were a s dysphoric and tortured and REAL as me

>>40798405
>implying i have tits

>>40798414
im gonna be seeing the orthodontist for a few months by the end of it i'm gonna have tits

>>40798286
top 10 animu

>>40798418
you *might* have tits

man gyno is hot

>>40798426
based on my current growth i think i will

>>40798405
i just wear a bra

>>40798449
fuck you i'm going to crush up tamoxifen pills and put them in your food

norwood 3 gang wwa

>>40798452
i've never worn a bra and my chest is uneven
>>40798468
my chest is lopsided and my boobs look deformed

so why do non whites have these random patches of darker skin?

bought a bra even before i had tities just in case

>>40798520
?

>>40798521
agp

i don't have the male pattern baldness gene

>>40798527
giwtwm

>>40798521
put it on and let's see

>>40798525
so?

i am bald.

>>40798535
i also have red hair so no you probably don't

>>40798541
jus saying

>>40798542
same worstie

i have a full head of hair
and a full face of hair
and a full torso of hair
and a full ass, back, shoulders, arms, and legs of thick black terminal hair

the hair on my ass is longer than the cropped hair on my head

why can't i just be a woman so i don't feel so gross about doing normal shit

>>40798537
lost my first one at a girl's house years ago sowwy

i never grew hair on my chest, back, or ass

i wish i could go houndmode
not a puppy i don't want to be a puppygirl
but a big fucking hunting dog called brutus or something
a hot woman trains me to tear apart small animals and also home intruders
that's almost as manly as me

>>40798558
don't ever say something like that to me again. oh look at me i have sex and touch other human beings shut the fuck up

>>40798560
*********!!!!!

>>40798560
i didn't even know beard shadow was a thing until a few months ago

>>40798548
Oh my Fauci, xe is so attractive

>>40798560
>>40798568

retarded ugly hons presenting male is not an aesthetic or a lifestyle for passoids :(

>>40798571
don't worry the tradeoff is i'm the ugliest person in the thread

>>40798560
>>40798568
>>/hell/

>>40798579
bdd for sure

i'm like if Peter Griffin were a lesbian sexual predator who used hard drugs to groom xyr victims or something

>>40798585
i worked outside for 12 years no skincare, teeth rotten, look like a crackhead but no chest hair must be bdd

>>40798560
>>40798568
fakemoding children

>>40798560
it got worse in my late 20s

if i dissociate hard enough while having sex do you think i could imagine myself feeling what the woman i'm fucking feels getting pinned down by a big strong hairy man

>>40798568
>>40798560
do you look like this?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Z9xjnweOq_I
oh you dont? :(

i had hair all over when i was 14

if i take hrt, get laser, get my teeth fixed, get ffs, but still manmode, am i gonna be alright or am i gonna get hatecrimed or thrown in a camp

>>40798600
no this doesn’t work trust me i tried

i chain smoke cigarettes
i got terrible breath

>>40798608
they’ll throw you in the camp but i’ll be there too! worth it right?

anyone play turtlewow

so do you guys hangout in a discord call listening to me through my mic all day every day?

you know it baby! haha!

>>40798640
your the fed actually

>>40798640
i'm actually at your neighbors monitoring your packets

>>40798649
Fuck you>>40798647
nazi

>>40798655
NO YOU ARENT FUCK YOU
this isnt real you cant hurt me

>>40798665
of course, princess

>>40798679
i love how creepy and off putting he is in this movie

>>40798699
you should be off pudding

>>40798625
the only reason i'm taking care of my health or even going to my job at all is to do troon shit
if i were happy with myself as a man i'd leech off my society

>>40798560
>>40798568
btw kill yourself worthless scum you will never have a happy feeling:)
>>40798604

>>40798699
it’s a cheap trick because the only reason he is creepy in the gif is thag he goes from looking at his reflection to looking at the camera which isthreatening and you dont even really internalize it really

>>40798704
are you calling me fat

>>40798723
stop replying to me i don't care

>>40798734
kys

>>40798734
kys scum:) just do it you wont every be happy anyway

I hate my retarded john22 life

when indian people tell me to kms i get stronger

>>40798744
child

do hyperoperations have an abstract algebra equivalent? and can they be generalized to negatives? rationals? what's the maximal domain for each of the three inputs to the H function?

>>40797407
It is not a bad thing, mainly because in first world countries there is a concept of 'consent', and it is understood (at least by doctors and psychologists) that children cannot consent until around ages 15-18.
>>40797459
Puberty blockers aren't cross-sex hormones

>>40798750
that’s great, i dont and will never pass, thanks for chiding me though.

>>40798762
noo don't listen to him you're so pretty

crazy how hussies are always giga hitlers, specially irl

>>40798803
>t. Giga Clitler

Im hurting inside

>>40798723
why do you people always seethe so much over the dumbest stuff. even if i never had beard shadow i still look male anyway

>>40798826
its how you word it you worthless insect

>>40798826
third worlders are just angry by default. they dont know the caress of air conditioning

hey, you shouldn’t insult other people. that’s bad

you know bee is one of the funniest things to post in this gen. how can you be a passoid and be this ugly

>>40798560
a pox upon ye

>>40798988
step your game up and come shoot me IN THE FUCKING FACE COWARD

>>40798997
but it's too pretty

>>40798987
Dont call bee ugly you stupid faggot

>>40799011
isnt she a disgusting ginger tho?

once again i am accused of being some faggot from your discord

>>40799024
No bee is the mixed race nail technician from california
Who is ginger in mmg
Did olive start posting here ?!?!

i have red hair and you don't know my name

>>40799037
is this you bee?

all im saying the passoids in this thread are worthless and will never reach even close to the worth a cis foid has no matter how much they post here tho
if they are niggers or gingers it doesnt matter

>>40799043
No i am bill

>>40799051
whats up bill bee is a worthless piece of shit that will never have a man looking at here like he looks at cis foids

>>40799047
Nobody here passes lil bro

>>40799062
Last i heard she was getting married to her boyfriend

>>40799062
thank god

>oh no child rapists don't find you attractive
lol

my skin color is objectively #996699
i analyzed over multiple images
my nose, my cheeks, my eyebags
i took the mean. i took the median.
what the fuck is wrong with me
why am i "magenta"
why am i "plum"
why am i "lilac"
i am fucking purple,

>>40799068
lmao even if that was true hiw long until he desides he wants real pussy who can give him a baby

>>40799078
grimacemoding?

>>40799079
wrote while crying, quit projecting hon

>>40799087
see you got no real argument

>>40799079
You'd be surprised, but most men don't leave their wives when it's revealed that they cannot conceive,

>>40799094
there's nothing to argue here you're just projecting your insecurities like a faggot

>>40799101
they have a real pussy that isnt made of intestine and stinks like shit. they can get wet without any lube.
desu only bottom feeder men will do that

>>40799119
i probably look better than you and you defend a passoid that only used you for her narcissism. who is really sad desu

>>40799120
Hi larry

I'm a man on estrogen

real namedropper hours

if every namefag died the quality of these threads would skyrocket instantly
accept for dakota she's aight

omg did yhou hear about luna she fucked alice!!! alice was talking shit about her behind her back!!!!!

xe would never

>>40799174
>namedropper
why does no one talk about me anymore
what happened to Larry-sama
i feel alone and confused
this isn't the /mmg/ i used to know
Durian? are you there?

>>40799252
shut up

>>40799269
only if you shut me up with your cock

free penis water ya kuchh aur
empathy plz saar
Wow... i am LITERALLY an Asian girl

coffee with meth

I SHOULDVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE YOU FUCKING NIGGER IF I EVER SEE YIU AGAIN IM GOING TO CRUSH YOUR LARYNX

do it
kill me

i identify
my pronouns
as a trans woman
nonbinary people don't owe you

call me tic-tac
can't see where my dick at

why do you post all these pictures of me

because i'm the obsessed brimstone that killed the thread

>>40800088
that would be me, actually

brainwaves have been transcribed. it is pertinent for all moders to develop monk silence in thought and unity of action with prayer in body. my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - my action - my prayer - my body - head empty - BTW

>>40800645

yeah i do that too its a good practice when all your thoughts are bad who needs em anyway

do you fellows think people would pity me and think of me as suffering if i ran nails through my hands
idk i just want someone to see my face and now i am hurting, even if it is attention whoring

>>40801328
jesus syndrome

>>40801361
i guess so thanks anon i'll figure out some other way of being in obvious pain

i have to stop being a weird freak online it will probably mess up my social credit score

why do i jerk off while imagining men abusing me

why am i baited by the CIA into being a gay faggot

>>40801503
Either molested as a child or a cope for your low self worth

>>40801608
>cope for your low self worth
expand on that. why cant i cope with my self worth by imagining people being nice to me and treating me with respect.

>>40801626
horny and shame and anger and a bunch of other things come from the arousal response of the brain
if you're unlucky, these wires get crossed as a way of making the feelings generate something other than self-hate or fear or whatever
its like how people who got raped can develop rape fantasies
once you get over your shame the fetish will be less intense
nothing to be ashamed of just be healthy about it

>>40801626
Idk nigga i am retarded…. i tried jerking off by imagining my wife cucking me but it didnt work because my self esteem is too high… and anyone into masochism i have come across usually feels like they deserve it due to low self worth…….
…..
So i think you should find the root of the problem regarding why u dont love yourself

>>40801657
> i tried jerking off by imagining my wife cucking
bros visualizing himself as a cuck i dont even do that. mmg point and laugh

>>40801670
It didn’t work i just wanted to try it so i could be like Ye :(

>>40801695
ywnby

>>40801670
he's so uncucked he couldn't finish even when he tried
based desu

>couldn't even finish
cuck behavior

I miss old mmg

no moder posts in the same gen twice. different moder different gen.

modergenocide SOON

>>40801924
let's hope so

woke up at 8 and stared at the wall till like 10 this morning there really is no point in getting out of bed anymore.

>>40802058
me waiting for my hrt to magically materialize instead of being lost in the mail

>thailand mail halting shipments to the US
dire times for diyers

ruh roh

>>40801807
how old

the beer is going to my gut and sides

>>40802501
stop drinking start doing cardio

i won't be doing either of those things

i stopped drinking every night and started walking again hasnt helped my mental illness but my body is looking better

>>40802642
start running

How do I get my parents and relatives to stop buying me things that will, according to them, "make me more masculine and confident". FUCK OFF.
I do not want your gentleman's (TM) aftershave lotion, I do not want your perfume.
I do not want you to tell me to cut my hair. Fuck off with your stupid comments. I do not want your shit. I once got an aftershave lotion for birthday or christmas or whatever and I cried for hours that day. FUCK OFF.

>>40802718
turn that frown upside down and list it all as new on ebay. hustle your parents.

>>40802718
do they know you are a tranny?

>>40802728
I performatively just happen to "forget it at their place and never use it".

>>40802738
No. They would get a heart attack lmao from it.
Yes mom and dad, despite me wearing heels, crossdressing with you knowing as a kid I am totally a normal straight man now.

>>40802774
the tell then you want to be a “feminine straight man” and dont want their masculine gifts. or tell them you are a tranny.

>>40802802
Why would I do either of that?

life is like a box of chocolates

>>40802718
just refuse 4head

>>40802809
so they stop spending money on shit you dont want. also you are a tranny

>>40802774
>They would get a heart attack lmao from it.
Nigga who do u think u inherited the disorder from ? your daddy is a gooner probably

>>40802835
Yes, but if they knew, it would make my life very difficult. I'm not sure you're aware, but the rest of the world isn't as accepting as whereever that you live.

>>40802832
I have very loudly and clearly said that I don't like perfume, I never wear it. Literally the last few such gifts I've gotten (incidentally, all from women) I've never used. My mother even got annoyed when I said that I've never used the perfume a relative of mine bought for me.

>>40802846
why are you on this board?

>>40802718
they know
come out and tell them to cut it the fuck out or just keep playing the game

>>40802899
america has no after school programs. he doesn't have any other choice. it's this or ipad.

I may be old, fat, hairy, bald, irredeemably masculine, and dying alone but at least I have titties

>>40802850
fair enough where are you from?

>>40802905
They don't know. I am 100% certain of it.

>>40802718
i put that stuff on ebay but yeah they;re just being passive-aggressive dicks, it sucks

>>40802950
they don't know you're a tranny but they for sure think you're a little faggy

>>40802964
Yes and they think that buying me this shit will make me straight.

>>40802976
so they know something and you either come out and tell them to fuck off or you cope and keep playing their passive aggressive game

is it really THAT hard to smile politely and wear the cologne every now and again

yes kys

just wear the gold star on your shirt bro it's no big deal just a little pink triangle what's the matter btw we have new job placement for you

>>40803048
bro shut the fuck up, corny ass mf

>gen alpha speak
you win

>>40802950
ok fine they know SOMETHING is up but you don't necessarily have to come out as trans, like the other anon said just tell them you want to be more feminine or are confident enough in your masculinity or are hurt or offended by them trying to push shit on you

>>40803048
pickmes be like

they're collaborating in the discord to all reply to my posts again

im so hungry :(

somehow they always ignore mine :/

>>40803071
Being a feminine man is still very bad in their eyes. Almost identical to tranny.

>>40803123
what about the other ways of telling them to fuck off? you can say it hurts your masculine pride

euros head to bed

>>40803140
I don't want to hurt them or start an argument.

for consolation tthey'll put that shit on your headstone. "didn't hurt anyone or start arguments"

>>40803230
you're rejecting all possible solutions after asking for help on the basis of pleasing your abusers... I assume you're dependent on them and also a youngshit, so maybe work on getting independent and gtfo? like, what, do you WANT to be their model masculine manly handsome he/him man son?

>>40803257
I'm not a youngshit I'm just financially dependent at the moment.

you should honestly kill yourself and i say that as someone that had your best interest in mind
ungrateful piece of shit

>>40803400
you're getting cranky >>40803146

>>40803317
well
what are you gonna do? you literally won't even tell them no because you
>don't want to hurt them or start an argument
even after asking
>How do I get my parents and relatives to stop

>>40798379
chudette?

>>40803473
>implying I would ever post like that
but I DO literally look like like that