Thread 40796333

Halloween is coming sooner than you think!!! You've got your costume planned, right anon?

>QOTT1: Who will you be dressing as for Halloween?
>QOTT2: Do you like Halloween?
>QOTT3: What is your favourite holiday?
>QOTT4: When is an acceptable time to start planning your Halloween costume?
>QOTT5: Will you be alone this Halloween?

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>QOTT1
I haven't decided yet, I was thinking either Jason Voorhees or the Penguin from Batman.
>QOTT2
I love Halloween :D I look forward to it every year
>QOTT3
Christmas is my favorite holiday but Halloween is a close second.
>QOTT4
I don't think it's ever too early to begin planning a Halloween costume, I usually come up with mine a month or two in advance.
>QOTT5
I'll probably be getting together with some friends and watching horror movies.

>QOTT1
bojack horseman. just need a latex horse mask, blue sweater, and light blue jeans...
>QOTT2
i try to.
>QOTT3
is it cheating if i say my birthday? if so, thanksgiving.
>QOTT4
any time earlier than a week before halloween
>QOTT5
nope :D

>QOTT 1245
Halloween isn't really a thing in my country. Some places might host costume parties, but not anywhere where I would go to.
>QOTT 3
While I dislike many parts about christmas, I'll go with that. It used to be nice gathering with family to eat a good christmas dinner and give out some of my crafts as presents.
It's not that nice anymore though, as people who say they accept me being a tranny keep deadnaming me every chance they get.

Do you guys feel younger than your actual age? I feel like I'm 6 years younger than what I really am.

>>40796602
Everyone feels like this. Ask any middle aged person and they'll tell you they feel like a teenager despite being 46.

>>40796581
What country do you live in for Halloween to not be a thing? Like, in your country do children not even go trick or treating?

>>40796673
Cool to know it's normal lol

>>40796688
Nope, no trick or treating. We do have (or used to have, not sure if kids still do it) kind of a similar thing during easter though.
Kids would decorate branches and go door to door to give them out and wish good luck for the coming year and people give them candy or easter eggs etc. Some households might even give money if they don't have any treats.
When we were kids, my friend and I used to make lists of which houses gave money so we focused on those the next year and made some insane amounts of cash lol.

Impregnate cute ftms!

>>40796762
its also because time moves quicker the older you get, because you've lived longer your time frame is shorter, and also because you experience less new things.
8 years when your 55 goes in the flash of an eye, meanwhile 8 years when youre 10 feels like forever, because its the majority of your life.
vsauce explains it better than me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LyCC6jjcx8

>>40796835
>73

>>40796816
scandinavian ?

>>40796857
Ah yes, Finland. Forgot to answer that part of the question.

>>40796333 (OP)
Lucius Malfoy

big clit randy

>>40797115
Forgot to say that's for the qott1

>>40797115
This made me giggle

>>40796333 (OP)
woaw an actual good thread
>qott1
either a standard zombie or remmick from sinners
>qott2
yeah it rules
>qott3
i like the buildup to christmas but the liminal period after is the worst
>qott4
depends on the costume - if it's a complicated thing then as early as possible is fine
>qott5
usually my friends throw a party of some sort so i'll probably go to that

>>40797409
sinners actually sucked balls.
normie masterpiece

>>40797409
>i like the buildup to christmas but the liminal period after is the worst
the gap between christmas and new years is the worse. it feels so depressing because the high is over, its kind of awkward period where not everything is back to normal yet, lots of places are shut so ppl can have holiday which is fine so it means theres nothing to do. no money, the house is always still a mess. no one talks about it.

>>40797694
go outside and get hit by a car right now.
>>40797711
it sucks shit it feels like a funeral. i hate new years because of the pressure to turn over a new leaf and all that.

I hate customer service. I hate seeing so many faces in a day. I hate seeing so many rotten out teeth. I hate explaining fucking, nothing. I also hate myself.

i just gooned to a hentai manga of a girl gaining weight and came within 10 minutes. i dont know what is wrong with me. at least, i guess, having a strange paraphilia is much more malebrained than fembrained. i also guess imagining myself as the dom is more malebrained too. i wish i was normal though.

>>40798012
I'm on the same boat idk why. Gloves mind virus

hows everyones weekend going

>>40798366
I've gotta do a bunch of math :/

>>40796069
i dont go to school its been years already. i'm old.

WHY AM I SO DYSGENIC

Where can I find a cute afab twink?

>>40796602
Fuck yeah man I'm 22 and feel 18 on a good day
>>40796673
This. but also it's weird as fuck to not look the same as men my age or be the same height and frame so it would be less bad if I was cis

>>40799239
>man

You were replying to AFAB

>>40799377
I am now replying to RETARD

>>40798458
My uber driver asked me what I'm studying at school I was flabbergasted he thought I still in that age group. We're all old now but it just doesn't count. I want to be gristled

>>40796836
I'm not that interested thanks tho

>>40799239
>not look the same as men my age
You have to take advantage of it by making fun of people your age for looking old. Usually I just accuse them of doing meth.

>>40798366
I can't sleep because of allergies. nice sock.

Why all FtMs cannot look like this guy?

>>40800277
Looks Australian

how do i convince my tboy to let me take him out naked for halloween???

>>40800283
Looks like a perfect breedable FtM. I need a guy like him in my life.

>>40800288
you want to do what with him?

>>40796333 (OP)
Fall/halloween month is the best time on this site & most of the boards
>/tv/ does horror kino threads
>/sp/ & nfl shitposting is ongoing
>/lgbt/ posting their slutty costumes

Comfiest time for a guy honestly ronestly

>>40796333 (OP)
>qott
a vampire like the past few years, i also have a mikuo cosplay but the top is far too tight. pants fit perfectly though
>qott2
i love halloween, its my favorite holiday
>qott3
halloween. christmas is second because i've had just as many awful christmases as good ones, but the good ones are really good
>qott4
all year, so long as you have enough time to put it together. i need to buy new pants to fit it because i lost my pair of black slacks years back...and the button didn't close.
>qott5
probably, my area doesn't celebrate it unless you attend one particular event or go out to one specific 21+ establishment. i grew up somewhere with big celebrations though. i miss california

>>40796333 (OP)
qott
a vampire like the past few years, i also have a mikuo cosplay but the top is far too tight. pants fit perfectly though
>qott2
i love halloween, its my favorite holiday
>qott3
halloween. christmas is second because i've had just as many awful christmases as good ones, but the good ones are really good
>qott4
all year, so long as you have enough time to put it together. i need to buy new pants to fit it because i lost my pair of black slacks years back...and the button didn't close. the mikuo pants MIGHT work but the material would clash
>qott5
most likely

>>40800301
i want to take him out naked for his halloween costume

>>40800277
Sir thats a wom*n

>>40796602
I'm 26 and still feel like a teenager but in a bad way

>>40798230
gloves is into feederism? or r u just saying gloves is fat?

>>40800796
What do you mean "in a bad way"?

>>40800291
i want a footjob from them

from pooner hate thread, tag yourself :3

>>40801323
all ugly

Ripping my hair out because im so fucking horny and I need to fuck twink ass like I need air but I have no penis

>QOTT1
Don't want to say, feel like I'll be made fun of, but it's a fem presenting character, don't feel like I could pull off a male character
>QOTT2
I love halloween
>QOTT3
probably halloween
>QOTT4
whenever desu
>QOTT5
probably but school hasn't started quite yet, I still have a chance to socialize
>>40801323
idk one of the fakebois

>>40801984
>Don't want to say, feel like I'll be made fun of, but it's a fem presenting character, don't feel like I could pull off a male character
Do like me and wear a packer while you dress fem and get off on being a secret boy that sows homosexuality in the masses

>>40801994
that sounds really based, would have to get a packer though

>>40802080
Its worth

https://youtube.com/shorts/kp-jb5nnS-Y?si=aQEAByj8gZQY_wtG

Wall comes for us all, not passing is temporary if you're committed

post breedable ftms!

having wavy hair sucks shit

Do any other masculine/straight passing gay/bi ftms get a lot of attention from feminine gay guys? I’m not complaining, I love it.

>>40803144
Surprisingly (cis and trans) women like me but not effeminate gays. I must be doing something wrong. What's your secret?

>>40803198
The trick may be looking slightly homophobic desu.
I’m taken, but when I was looking, women rarely wanted anything to do with me. What’s *your* secret?

All FtMs should look like this guy

I'm proud of you all. That fag is so desperate for yous he is spamming more than usual. Keep it up fellas

>>40803809
What is so especially attractive in titless women?

>>40801239
Gloves is into feederism afaik

>>40803142
No way, wavy hair is great. What do you hate about it?

>>40803809
name?

>>40803142
What are you having trouble with?

>>40803142
Its not so bad. You can have the best of both having curly and straight as long as you put in the effort

>>40803910
my hair is fine and i have a big forehead so i look less like a greek soldier and more like picrel. it doesn't wave nicely, it just frizzes around.
i'm considering asking for the warrior cut next time i go to the barbers but my hair is a thorn in my side and at this point i wish i could just buzz it off.

>>40804022
Do you usually let it air dry, or do you blow-dry it?

>>40804022
I googled the warrior cut and it looks nice. Definitely get it it will help you pass and it's pretty trendy, I've seen loads of lad with that hair. But if you're hair is as wavy as you say it might look weird, why not permanently straighten your hair?

>>40799546
its a 4 minute 30 second video is your zoomer attention span really that depleted

>>40804022
If it frizzes it probably means you're not taking care of it right.
>Brush your hair when it is wet and has conditioner on in the shower, never brush it dry
>Use a towel and "scrunch" it to dry it, if you use a hair dryer use a diffuser
>Put product in your hair to keep it hydrated, like leave-in-conditioner
>If it is particularly bad don't use a cotton pillowcase, use a silk pillowcase

>>40804547
>leave-in-conditioner
Incredibly fembrained but also incredibly true my hair looks normal now

>>40804627
Yeah, I used to have a perm and this was how I looked after it. All this haircare crap does feel really fembrained but you just got to tell yourself both women and men grow hair. Also it's not like makeup or anything.

>>40800308
Don't forget the halloween threads on /x/ too!

>>40803809
I want this guys exact body type but not to dress like a faggot

>>40804819
you are not trutrans.

>>40804547
also dont wet your hair every shower and let it air dry when you can

>>40801239
i'm both
>>40804547
i'll keep this in mind since my hair is very wavy

heroes stories are turning into a joke to me. read or watching super hero media rot my brain.

>>40805607
Why which super hero movie did you just watch? Morbius?

Mutilated and obese women attack again. Why can't we have any cute ftm guys here?

>>40805651
because people like you dude

French people... Do you really use crystal deodorant? Does it work?

>>40805643
that batman movie. the bad one with riddler... also there is so many horrible takes in heroes that only keeps the status quo... its just bad i can only watch to make fun of it.

>>40805586
Hey Gloves, is it true you are a feedee? Just curious. There's no shame.

>>40796602
yeah i still feel 17 prolly cause that's my mental age (21 now, don't ban me)

a girl offered to cook for me

is she fucking w me?

>>40806221
brother you hit the jackpot

>>40806221
Give us more context

>>40804955
Thats crazy let me shred my legal documents with male and the correct name and unchop my tits just cus I wanna be skinny then

>>40806232
>>40806258
i was talking to a girl on tinder for like two days and we were talking about cooking and she said shed cook for me sometime lol so id ask her when shed be free

>>40806182
i don't actively participate in my kink, but yes. the most i really do is use an edible as an excuse to stuff myself now and then

>>40806308
Stay vigilant anon, she could be planning to cook you into a stew

>>40806519
that's what im scared of ngl

>>40806414
Nta hi gloves-kun. Did you happen to see my art of you and jarbi getting married?

>>40807045
no, i haven't, sorry anon. who's jarbi btw?

>>40806308
It's looking good brother

>>40806414
Oh, so you like to be the one fed rather than the feeder. Is this why you're overweight?

>>40806308
giwtwm

>>40807193
>who’s jarbi
Jarbicyte, femrep tripfag with a tulpa. Makes threads with her art sometimes.
>no, I haven’t
All good, just didn’t want to repost if you already did. Not done maliciously if that’s not clear, just read a romcom manga and felt inspired.

why is this thread moving so slow?

>>40807307
We’re usually slower on the weekend unless tourists are shitting it up.

>>40798366
Been watching Legend of the Galactic Heroes, I'm on episode 51. I called my boyfriend and had phone sex where we did a hucow roleplay. Had a Chinese takeaway today. Drove with my mum to pick my sister up from a train station. Played on Roblox.
In a filler arc currently. In between houses and jobs so I'm back home and don't have anything to do.

>>40807332
Really? Never noticed.

>>40807289
extremely based art, i like it!

i really need to lose weight. i need to stop eating insulin spiking things. im fucking blobby

i wish i wasnt fucking disgusting. i should go live alone in the woods instead of forcing people to be around my autistic loser ass

>>40807703
Actually that's not a bad idea.... We can go together

>>40798366
It's been fine. Feeling too fatigued from work to do anything productive but I don't feel like sleeping so I've just been listening to music and mindlessly scrolling through different websites.

>>40805748
>people

>>40807703
It's an appealing fantasy for sure

any ftms wanna share their workout routine?

>>40804755
/x/ gets too schizo for me to really enjoy it. Still it is fun to check out during October you’re right. /v/ is comfy too. I post about Resident Evil during that period.

>>40807611
shut the fuck up gloves

>>40808106
Twenty reps of cum insertions

>>40806414
>stuff myself now and then
brah

ok heres my measurements 2 years on T and overweight by like 10 pounds at 5'4. how over is it?
shoulders across: 16in
chest (post surgery): 36in
underbust: 34in
waist: 30in
high hip: 36in
mid hip: 35in
hip around ass: 37in
greater trochanter: 38in
thigh: 23in
calf: 15in

>>40809486
SO ITS OVER

>>40809486
Need pics

i was in a friendship with someone for three years before they came out as mtf trans. they always mentioned this “thing they had to deal with” and was passionate of transgender rights. i mean so was i, but she was passionate. i dont know how i didn’t see it coming.

>>40809486
Don’t care. Work out if you want something bigger/more toned, lose weight if you want something smaller, start weight cycling in a year if you want to speed up weight redistribution, lipo in three years if you want to speed it up even more.

>QOTT1
not sure yet. i was thinking something classic like Jason
>QOTT2
yeah
>QOTT3
probably the stretch between christmas and new year's cause of the long break from school, but I get most excited about halloween
>QOTT4
maybe august or september?
>QOTT5
probably not
>>40798366
it's going fine. Just had my first week back at uni so it's nice feeling like i'm "relaxing after doing work" rather than "doing nothing all day"
>>40801323
none really but chaotic fakeboi is closest
>>40807289
this is cute

>>40796333 (OP)
what books/stories do neverpasser ftms goon to? ive been reading omegaverse and its extremely hot.
>t.ranny

i was off injection testosterone for about 3 weeks cause the hospital in my town ran out and now im back on gels after paying 80 dollars for it on a random pharmacy 3 cities away. i should work out like crazy right now right? i didnt before because i was afraid of it distributing in a female way. how long does weight redistribution take anyways? it still goes to my hips and ass even after 2 years

i know you guys hate chasers but what about submissive chasers?

>>40810294
whats ur dose

>>40809486
Not bad at all it says you're a rectangle

>>40807289
Hahaha I love the gloves art you just know it's him

Can you stop giving attention to the obese woman and start posting cute ftm twinks?

>>40810860
>what about submissive chasers?
they tend to be mtf reppers, so i feel kinda neutral about them

>Try dating cis guys
>They are annoying
Straightdens, are women any better? I'm willing to make the switch.

>>40811652
They are nice until their whore instincts kick in and they cheat on you with cis men

>>40811674
In my experience I only cheat if my needs aren't being met, so I'm not worried about it

>>40811652
Annoying how? Was it a gay guy?

>>40811692
Nothing you can do if the need for dick isn't being met

> new miku for my shelf and gooner art for my wall
Feels good

>>40796333 (OP)

Im an adult & Im Broke as shit I Dont really have The Time to think About what costume or Qhatever I would Wear when realistically I Would just sit In My apartment doing The Same shit i always Do

>Do you like Halloween?
Not as a Kid for Sure as i have mobility Problems but Getting Drunk with a bunxh Of Tranny friends in Stupid Outfits & watching SAW or some shit Sounds Really nice. I Just dont have friends.

>What is your favourite holiday?
Uhh. I dont have One i guess. holloween Is The only One that sounds like It Could be Fun

>Will you be alone this Halloween?
For once no Actually. Im Moving into UK w/ a friend Of Mine on The 7th

>>40811696
Mid, dry, or shallow conversations, or they can be too passive in decision making. Maybe I'm just finding lame guys. I wish there were more ftm near me.
>gay guy?
One is gay, two pan
>>40811706
I have 8 but I'm sure women who want cis cock won't bother with me anyway

>>40800291

Just looks like A Lesbian

>>40801323

Chaotic truTrans but i Am an actual Cripple. And my boobs Havent Grown back, Theyre concave and Look strange Though as i Didnt Get contouring.

>>40811871
So how do you do that? Do you type out your whole sentence like normal and then go in and randomly capitalize words? Or are you consciously capitalizing things while writing out the sentence?

>>40811929

I Dont do it Conciously really. Its Just my default Way of Typing. The shift Key is just, any Other key. its The same twitchy Response that Makes you Type Spaces kindof.

im.Not A psychologist

>>40812081
forced meme

>>40812081
So you have a Homestuck typing quirk?

>>40812136

Ive never Read Homestuck but Isnt That like. Symbols & Numbers n shit & Not Capitalization

my homies birthday is coming up
i wanna do such unholy things to that cute boy but his dumbass just had to be cishet

>>40812668
i hate homestuck because im a writer and ive came up with a lot of concepts that arleady existed in homestuck in a covergent evplution type of way (my story was gonna be told through forum chatlogs found on an abandoned device and all of the users captured in said chatlogs had unique "typing quirks" but like it was different from homestuck in a way that wasnt just swapping letters for numbers, for example one of the characters spoke in a mix of 2010 internet slang and archaic almost clinical terms and riddles with the internet slang in all caps and the archaic terms in lapslock cursive to create the dualistic feeling that the said user was profoundly unstable but also academically intelligent in their own way) but now i feel like i cant do it because thatd be a less ambitious version of homestuck

how tf do i resists carbs and sugars im so WEAK

>>40812827
Don't just be happy

>>40812698
Explain to him it'snot gay to kiss the homies goodnight

>>40812888
i'm not happy being fat and having insulin issues

>>40812818
You can still make that, I wouldn't have connected it to Homestuck if there weren't any troll typing quirks and 40 less character.

>>40810860
You understand the thing we don't like is transphobia right? Dominant chasers are fine if they just want a man with an extra feature, but submissive chasers are just as revolting if the're into femdom tomboy mommy gfs and think trans men are just dominant women

>>40813088
Imagine letting an AFAB dominate you. Men who do that should be thrown into a pit.

Like AFABs have vaginas and AMABs have penises for a reason, nature itself dictates how things should work.

>>40812977
>and 40 less character.
it so over because its a murder mystery with 100+ characters involved

>>40811652
I think that you should get pregnant.

>>40813169
Harry Potter was just a rip off of The Worst Witch and it did numbers. Megamind and Despicable Me came out around the same time and both did well. The only thing you need is to make it actually good. You'll only get pushback if it sucks

>>40813169
>100 chars
But how many of them are actual characters that are necessary for story progression

>>40813322
all of them are necessary in a way that theyre built around each other and one character cannot exist without the another so its and endless domino sort of

Are there actually any FtMs here? I'm not talking about obese or mutilated women.

>>40813342
If you're right nobody who reads it will question it, but if you have a lot of redundant characters who clutter the plot your editor will bring it to your attention. So just write it the way you think it should be man

Anyone play umamusume

>>40813088
desu i just love tdick, i want a trans guy to grind his bare crotch into my face like i'm an inanimate object

>>40813655
I'm not going to bother getting my dick out if you're not going to suck it, that's the point of you.

>>40813655
I love big clits too. It's like a nice attachment to a juicy tight vagina that you can penetrate.

>>40813641
yea

>>40813692
>rice shower
I could never make myself like her

>>40813720
I've heard of horse girls before but this is a new thing huh

>>40813720
she's just my best spark at the moment, out of the umas my favorites are tachyon and biwa

That sad fag is extra desperate for yous today
Good job men

>>40813423
>but if you have a lot of redundant characters
i like to think theyre anything but redundant. i try my best to make all of them matter and feel like unqiue individuals who you could meet online in like really weird and specific circles. i think i often do it to a point of neuroticism because i frequently catch myself thinking like "well i cant give character X [insert a personality trait here] because character A arleady has that!". i also overthink plot details because EVERYTHING has to make sense symbolically and narratively or i will tweak out

>>40813740
Nice, they're some of my favorites too. I also like Suzuka and Super Creek.

>>40813760
forgot picrel

>>40813744
Will you pet me for resisting the obvious bait? I like to be rewarded for doing the bare minimum. Same happiness I get from free food

>>40813760
suzuka i don't know anything about, super creek i'm not really a fan of. don't really like the 'mommy' character archetype in general. currenchan is very cute but i didn't roll her because i was too broke from kitasan. maruzensky is also one that i think is cute but also don't know much about.

>>40813752
Keep writing the damn thing then, overthinking isn't productive after a certain point

>>40813782
Maruzesnky is more of a big sister type rather than a mommy so you might like her.
I'm not really sure why I like Suzuka, she was the first who caught my eye when I downloaded the game and coincidentally the first 3* I got, on like my first ten pull. Crazy shit. Kinda fell in love with her.

>>40813801
Men will really fall in love with anything that smiles at us huh?

>>40813777
For your trips you get 3 head pats

>>40813832
>trans men look ten years younger than their real age
is this cap chat

I love your tiny pooners waists so much fukkkk

>>40813801
respectable, mine was taiki and i have a soft spot for her but she's not who i normally would have gone for
>>40813842
the thing that made me want to transition was me accidentally dating multiple trans men that i thought looked like little boys and eventually i wanted to look like that so yes

>>40813833
Hahaha I win!!! Feels so good man. Thank you, being rewarded for something I didn't even earn makes it much better

>>40813856
like this?

Spamming this thread/board wasnt enough
Pathetic fuck is also on b. Imagine the life you must have to post so much

>>40813842
It's true for me and I remain upset about it. I'm sure age will hit me like a brick one day hopefully. On the other hand my family is abnormally youthful so I might be waiting a while

>>40813891
Wait no way that's hilarious let me go check this is so fucking pathetic

>>40813906
It answered some questions I had. Low engagement nobody was taking the bait there either

>>40813989
Good ragebait. Everybody dislikes someone who won't do the work and complains about no results. Also very delusional to act like it's just cis twinks complaining about being called twinks when lots of trans men get called twink too and wish they could be burlier and more masc.

>>40813744
>FtMs
>men

It's pathetic how you bitchgirls have to constantly affirm yourselves.

>>40814024
"Masculine" pooners are simply mutilated women mate.

>>40813943
Even the degenercy of /b won't engage with their troll ass it's pretty pathetic

>>40814024
>boyfriend
>non-HRT
why are these people rewarded for existing by reddit ftm communities?

>>40813342
>>40813752
>100 chars
>all relevant
Sounds like you're never going to release it

>>40814101
>Sounds like you're never going to release it
youre probably right so i cant even be mad

>>40813891
What unemployment does to a mfer....

>>40814175
It's like a disease right?

>>40813641
I would play it if it were real horses and not anime girls

>>40813891
This faggot is so retarded </3

>>40813842
This it is very true... On the bright side you can speed up aging with meth or alcohol, though.

>>40814532
same

>>40812818
>im a writer
>0 punctuation

>>40814716
yeah because this is a post on an anonymous forum where i put zero effort into my spelling. do you seriously think that i write in the same style and cadence

>>40814731
You do you. Just saying that all the writers I know type everywhere properly and all the ''writers'' who can come up with text like yours usually shit up their proper writing projects as well.
If you're an exception and actually can type, good for you. I hope your project comes off well broski, good luck

>>40814716
Go easy on him anon he's still developing his craft... Maybe he is using ftmg as inspiration for his character's typing quirks

>>40814794
>all the ''writers'' who can come up with text like yours usually shit up their proper writing projects as well
i try to be meticulous with serious stuff. i check dictionaries and run text through multiple spellchecks. i also edit a lot, like evn a small piece can sit in my months for months on end because i keep chopping it up and rearanging it for my tastes and readability. if its something casual likemaking a post on social media/imageboard i dont put any effort into it and write it "stream of consciusness" typa way. i feel like this is normal ive seen many other writers behaving in a simmilar way

>>40814911
in my notes for months* you get what i mean

if i need to count calories, do i put myself as male or female on the calculator? i'm almost 2 years on T with stable levels

>>40815024
male 2 years on t is enough for you to be in male bf% range

>>40815040
show me a single pooner ITT who is actually in the male bf% range

>>40815024
>AFAB
>male

are you drunk

>>40815265
Nta but this is ftmg retard

>>40815268
don't

>>40815265
do you think that ftms on t have the same metabolism as cis women ?

>>40815230
idk if it shrinks your bf% on its own but by 2 years your body should be behaving more like a cis man's than a cis woman's

Is this a pooner

>>40815281
It does you gain more muscle mass without having to do anything

>>40813678
of course i'd suck it, as often and for as long as you want
i'd literally do anything for a trans guy with a big meaty tdick

>>40815364
probably just a guy with a big butt you schizo

>>40808106
I know dysphoria will make it hard, in terms of what to wear depending on your stage of transition, but SWIMMING. Trust me. Works out your whole body and makes your shoulders broad and massive, and your hips narrow. I mean just look at the build of this athlete. Cisfemale, not on T hormones, imagine how you would look swimming while on T. Also, it feels great, and a sauna afterwards is very rewarding.

>>40815364
No that's a male ass

>>40815277
ftms on t are still biological females. AFAB could never ever stand a chance against a male.

>>40816098
are you retarded? thats not what that anon was asking

>>40815277
No, because your body/fat composition changes so therefore you metabolism does

>>40808106
Cycling for one hour. The amount of people I know who don't own a bike is crazy.

>>40816084
Love swimming. That said, competitive swimmers like picrel still hit the gym. You also need to learn proper form for the best strokes to build your desired muscles, bit more of a learning curve than gym equipment.

>>40816195
Picrel was just to give an idea of the build you can get with swimming, obviously an image of an olympian is exaggerated, but it is true swimming will give you big shoulders and small hips.

>>40816018
I'm a guy with a big butt...

>>40811108
androgel daily dose which is like 0.05 g of testosterone. is that enough? it sounds like a poondose but im afraid of it having the opposite effect if i do two daily ones. im very careful to use every last bit of it and not letting anything stay on the packet

>>40816192
maybe i need a dietician

>>40816173
All I'm saying is that you will always be a weak little breedable bitchgirl

is having aspergers and ocd malebrained

>>40815024
If you don’t have boobs pick male. If you do just pick the larger amount if you’re trying to gain and the smaller if you’re trying to lose.

Technically, the best way to do this accurately would be to eat normally and maintain your usual activity for a month while calorie tracking. Weigh yourself every week to see if you’re gaining/maintaining/losing. Adjust accordingly at the end of the month (can use the calculator value as reference).

>>40816758
Ocd is fembrained, aspergers is malebrained if you were diagnosed as a baby or young child and don't have fake gay tumblr interests

>>40816992
men are more likely to develop ocd tho

>>40817075
All I've seen is that its more common in women, now whether or not its actually more common in women or they just speak up about it more who knows. I believe the concept of ocd is also fembrained because the core of it is irrationality

>>40816731
ok, so what should he select on a calorie calculator?

>>40816731
ok buddy. i still pass as more of a man than u lol

>>40817259
low quality rotten tasteless fish scaring non decieving no good bait

>>40817166
I talked once with my neighbor about his door locking ocd and he said ''going to therapy is for ladies'' and ''it doesn't really bother me''. Not unlikely that many other men feel the same and the statistics are skewed because of that.
I do recall seeing some statistics which showed certain ocd behaviours were way more common in men and some in women. If I recall correctly, women were more likely to have the skin picking variant and men more likely to be obsessed with hand washing.

So desperate he started taking his own bait to faux engagement lmao

>>40817259
>>40817582

>>40817166
idk if what i said is true either desu i made that up

>>40817469
When i was 16, my contamination ocd was so severe I couldn't step foot in my bathroom or touch my toilet so I had to piss and shit in disposable solo cups and throw them in the trash and my bathroom was a mountain of shitty paper towels because i couldnt touch them to take the trash out either. Just felt like sharing

peaceful times ahead
gloves old boy, we're gonna make it

Its beeen 18 years, I hope we both die old together

What is ftmgs longest relationship?

>>40817469
>have both skin picking and handwashing ocd
>also have constant intrusive thoughts i hate
>can't cook at all nor clean much because of severe contamination ocd
>therapy and testosterone helped somewhat but still can't do shit
it is over
>>40817733
thank you anon

>>40818266
self diagnosing is for theyfabs

>>40817732
>I can't go in the bathroom because its filthy
>I will piss and shit in small plastic cups instead, that is much more sanitary

>>40818322
>Mental disorders are logical and based on reality

>>40818187
3 years, my only relationship
How old are you? I can't imagine being married that long and posting on such a low quality board.

>>40818306
hes been officially diagnosed newfag

>>40813842
It's real and I hate it. Hopefully I'll look 20 when I'm 30 though :^)

>>40818187
My relationship right now is my longest, in October we will have been dating for a year. We were best friends for a year before we started dating too.

>>40818367
You think I care enough about tripfags to keep up with their personal lives?

>>40818322
Yeah exactly. People think ocd is cleaning disorder but it tends to be the opposite

>>40818351
Nice, especially for your only relationship
We're both 35. I lurk here sometimes cause other lgbt/ftm spaces suck
>you can never leave
>>40818378
Sweet, starting as friends is the best. All the longest relationships I've seen start that way

>>40818306
i was diagnosed in 2011, retard

Ackshually I'm glad I was born XX because otherwise there would be the possibility of passing down the r1b haplogroup in my family. I should have been r1a instead.

how many of you can cum hands free

>>40818826
With a tool/surface yes

>>40818826
>>40818876
The door handle is pretty effective for this

>>40818826
>>40818876
This
Although cumming from thought alone is possible it would take a long ass time for me

>>40816482
I was on this shit for the first three months of my transition, pretty sure we're from the same country, it's a MAJOR POONDOSE

Whats the best thing to grind on?
Doorknobs nah but table edge/corner yes

>>40818826
i can't cum with my hands and refuse to use anything penetrative so my options are limited, but yes. only orgasmed once in my life though

>>40819092
Do you like other trans men? I have a crush on you and thought about making you cum, not gonna lie.

>>40818942

what country are you from? how is it a poondose? should i be taking two? dont leave me hanging please youve got me worried

>>40819188
I'm Argentinian, don't know if you're actually from there too, but at least when I took it it was a poondose. Less than half what you actually need. If you can, switch to injections. I do 1000mg every three months.

>>40819202
im argentinean holy shit. man im fucked this is the only version i could get and it cost me 80 mil pesos. im not from buenos aires and they stopped sending injections to the hospital in my town

>>40819202
how long ago did you take it?

>>40812668
There Is A Character That Types With Every Word Capitalized Like This

>>40819214
>this is the only version i could get and it cost me 80 mil pesos.
:(
>>40819221
From January 2024 to I think March 2024. Maybe you can DIY? Do you know if they'll start sending shots to your hospital again?

>>40819106
i do, a lot, but i also am so low libido despite the t i'm not usually one for relationships, i'm also relatively emotionally distant. and physically in bumfuck nowhere

>>40819239
idk man i dont even know if i can get another box of gels so im gonna keep doing a daily one to make it last. its better than nothing. why would they even make one that doesnt even work. also if you arent a racist or lolicon or pedo or general weirdo add me on discord: macroorganism_0

>>40819092
>only orgasmed once in his life

What do you do with all that free time? I can't imagine existing not centered around not nutting all the time

>>40819306
vidya, dicking about tuning vocaloids, drawing, occasionally joining mass vcs with my friends. we started a raid on a small canadian town on wplace recently for in-group humor, was fun but the big text got taken down

>>40819354
Sounds wholesome. At least now when people say all men think with their dicks, I'll know it's not actually all of us. Gloves is trying to make Miku roll an r

>>40819306
so are you just constantly edging and or gooning while you play your rimworld sex mods? imagine gloves' swampy, musky, groin sticking to his armchair/bed. no release. no relief.

>>40819557
I want to eat an gloves ftm

It feels weird... ive stopped defending or caring about transwomen as a whole. Individuals im friends with who have proven to be decent, sure, ill defend them with my life and do whatever I can for them. But the community as a whole has shown me they do not care about transmen. When I see people being transphobic and specifically targeting transwomen, just move on. Transwomen dont care about me, why should I care about them. They can handle their issues, alone, as they wish. I dont even want to call myself transgender anymore because of transfems dominating the community. I used to think all teanswomen were my sisters in a struggle. I was so stupid.

>>40819557
I'm either gooning or actually fucking and when I do anything not directly about sex I'm fantasizing about the sex version of it. Back in school I used to fantasize about getting a blowjob under my desk while I was taking exams, perfect scores. Sex is just the greatest achievement one can enjoy

I feel awful for gloves's nutsack but the man chooses to be this way, is what it is.

I jerked it viciously for years before I had my first orgasm at 17. I thought squirting was the orgasm. Thank god I was wrong and there was something more to it.

>>40819847
squirting feels so good tho

>>40819894
I never felt much when it happened I just kinda made a mess and noticed I squirted afterwards. Nowadays I hardly squirt at all but I cum so hard I make sounds I cant recreate without cumming.

>>40819894
Ahem. How do you hypothetically squirt?

>>40819947
It just happens if youre a squirter i do t think you can force it

You guys are fucking BORING but it could be worse

>>40819965
do not answer xer
xe is a faggot
tell xer to kill xerself

>>40796333 (OP)
>1
First candidate is yuuri from girls last tour. I can't dress up as guys well, nor do I have any good ideas for a male character outfit anyway. Fuck being a closeted neverpasser
>2
I love it. Fun candy holiday
>3
My birthday.
>4
I don't really know... I guess I'd do so before Halloween shopping season begins.
>5
Yes. Which FUCKING SUCKS considering ILL BE FUCKING YUURI without a CHITO to MATCH WITH.

>>40820395
Make things more interesting

i wish my potential as a cute tsundere gay guy didnt go to waste im supposed to be young and cute and attractive but i had to be ftm and faketrans and

>>40820602
Being ftm makes you the best guy for the job. Tsundere is a pretty ass choice though most people just interpret it as annoying.

the wages of sin is death. true or false?

>>40820651
What kind of sin

>>40820584
Nah fuck ya im done carrying the thread

>>40820660
You ain't carrying shit lmao

>>40820655
Sin. Are you unfamiliar?

>>40820721
No. My parents were Chads and raised me away from religion because is made-up.

>>40820763
The Wages of Sin is death, aka peer to peer open sourced torment by all around the world. I have been document and branded, much like CWC, and as such cannot allow myself to truly 'live'. i cannot die. That is my curse.. I must punish myself because of my previous Sin. I am only 24 and already I have been a walking corpse in varying states of decay since age 10? I can't even remember. I have broken my mind to the point that I do not truly care.

You have Sinned, though perhaps not as much as I. Consider yourself lucky and blessed

>>40820895
>24
Post your Discord and we can sin together

>>40820946
Let me guess? You like 'little breedable afab bitchgirls'? You're a Polish retard? You're a good for nothing little faggatron in denial. You cum to nothing but barely legal afab twinks, yet you see yourself as Righteous, even going as far as to say that you would 'implant your seed into every afab weed', which assumes that YOU believe yourself to be a 'daddy'. Guess what? Your figs are rotten.

Your move. Your Sins might even be a large fraction of mine, though I'd assume you've never attempted murder.

Prediction: You're going to post a 'breedable afab boi' [Breedable, able to get pregnant] [afab, 'female assigned at birth' (woman)] [boi, a term used by FAGGOTS and LOSERS to describe twinks or fuckboy lesbians, or, in your case, 'breedable afab tomboys'] Your words are salsa salad alfalfa fads. That is to say, you are incapable of writing anything that conveys true meaning or emotion, and so you fall back on your base, primal urges. You wish to procreate yet you would leave someone in the exact situation you decry. You are disgusting.

>>40820985
autism

>>40820985
>Let me guess? You like 'little breedable afab bitchgirls'?
No I like ftm strap daddies. Im a botom

>>40820985
No I'm a gayden... But I am half polish if you're interested in that

>>40820985
fuuuuucccccccccccccck unfathomably based

>>40821017
Tranny Hater, How dare you?
>>40821026
I know that you know. My P2P could have been stopped

>>40821046
whatever you say my intelligent and kind and talented leader!

This stupid fucking cunt at the smoke shop sold me HEMP
No wonder ive been taking drag after drag after drag and getting nowhere
Im so fucking angry

>>40821274
lol stupid junkie im gonna lace your shit with agab hormones

>>40821287
Agab? Assigned gooner at birth? Thats all you buddy. Go gape your new axewound.

NEW THREAD

>>>40821438
>>>40821438
>>>40821438

>>40821445
This is definitely not our new thread

>>40820985
It wasn't me. But we can still unpack your problems on Discord together ;-)

>>40821017
Autism is a made-up nonsense

>>40819243
STFU obese woman

actual new
>>40821774
>>40821774
>>40821774

>>40821777
Ignore, thread created by vomit inducing obese woman

>>40821814
24 hours a day is pretty sad. It was obvious you didnt have a gf but I'm thinking you dont even have friends
Or a job

why are we starting a new thread this one isnt over the limit yet, or is it because its so dead?
>>40820985
bro stop giving him what he wants he wants you to interact. we was doing so well ignoring him this thread, thats why he was spamming more.
>>40818826
hilarious how no one has mentioned being able to do this because they have a partner.

>>40822690
Nigga shut the fuck up not every person is tranny hater

>QOTT1: I will larp as tomboymoder scout and wank all day in my room

>QOTT2: No

>QOTT3: Birthday because I get a free subway cookie

>QOTT4: Day before

>QOTT5: Yes but I will never do anything about it

>>40820985
Why are you so upset lil afab fannyboi? You should get pregnant instead of being an angry crone online