Thread 40797333

>>40797333 (OP)
That's me done. I'll never top again after bottoms get a bionic dick robot bf

>>40797333 (OP)
they already exist but don't look realistic enough
https://spartanlover.com/collections/male-sex-robots
if a guy had one of these just sitting on his couch when you came over would you leave? lol

Meh its just a glorified hismith theyre not gonna replace real men for a long time

>>40797369
Edward> Paul > Ben > elf >>>> everybody else

>>40797382
This post. ..it squeaks.

I'm invented a new dipping sauce but I'm scared because the patent is still pending.

>>40797382
ther are any doomer x doomer gay stuff? I think I've never saw one that I remember

>>40797333 (OP)
I mean yeah its a cool toy, but can it tie knots or bite?

i was watching a popper compilation and there was a legit flash of horse penis :/

walking 5 miles in this shiet let's go

It's ranch and sriracha... If you make this you have to shout out the pancakes famiy.

>>40797483
lmfao

>>40797484
Modesto sucks

>>40797513
>>40797505
https://thisvid.com/videos/just-another-compilation-just-for-me/
it was on this video, around 1:23

whats /r9gay/ like? are they funnier than people in gigi? honestly getting tired of this lot

>>40797526
aint watching but ill take your word for it, gays are so depraved

>>40797582
Bad and extremely transgender. You will transition after two months there.

>>40797582
i talk to jonah on discord, he's sweet

>>40797333 (OP)
i already have an unstoppable organic penis

>>40797508
Central valley is mierda zood

>>40797582
There's slightly fewer annoying attention whores on there, roughly the same number of incels. I prefer it but it's slower.

i fucking LOVE hokuto no ken

>>40797582
I don't think humor exists online anymore that isn't low-brow and/or sadistic.

i'm not like the other bottoms..

I need a boyfriend BADLY

Remember all those good times and all those things you hoped to be?

>>40797790
RIP F etc

>>40797790
I feel so sorry for this guy, because he geniuenly seemed like a nice guy, like he had none of the malice other lolcows seem to possess.

>>40797790
so tired of hearing about this guy
he didn't even that many views

If alcohol is so fucking deadly how come nobody wants to ban it?

>>40797871
Because it keeps people subdued.

>>40797871
it's too profitable and heavily embedded in culture and history

>>40797883
that's only true in shitholes like russia, the wester world is SURELY more civilized

>>40797871
we tried and it created the mafia

>>40797830
Whateverrrrrr he was my fucking muse and my flame

>>40797871
because my fellow americans are fat retards. it should 100% be banned along with weed and every other drug. the only exception is red wine as its the blood of christ.

why did slayerfag rape his bro again? just for fun? or did the brother not pass the meth pipe fast enough?

>>40797871
I want to ban alcohol

>>40797933
marry me

also alcohol is too easy to make you literally cannot prohibit the manufacturing of it in a meaningful way

>>40797871
Because it's awesome [thumbs up emoji] [sunglasses smiley face emoji]

>>40797915
just last year, my moms boyfriend had his liver fail or some shit. for the short visits I had he would literally throw up every morning around 5/6am on the dot. I saw it was slowly killing him. i know some of my uncles were throwing up pretty frequently too when I was growing up, they seem to have gotten over it at some point I guess cos it stopped eventually, i was too young to keep too much attention to it.

>>40797950
this, prison inmates literally make it from rotting fruit in jail

Oof New Doja Cat got me feeling loosey goosey caboosey toosey! I hope an elderly methhead doesn't get me when I'm vulnerable and bottomly.

>>40797993
not now debbie, we're trying to mourne here

>>40797950
the same is true for weed and mushrooms and opium and meth and lots of other drugs
people can always fine ways to make drugs and substance

Old men do meth the best.

>>40797960
https://voca.ro/1dkAxM044YcH

i only ever listen to shiza's vocaroos, because he has a funny voice

>>40797993
But I'm not b& rn

slowly marking progress on vn
slowly slowly slowly but it'll get there

>>40798008
which is why prohibition of drugs is dumb it creates the opportunity for large and extremely violent cartels to form and doesn’t stop a single person from getting high

>>40797978
"The thing that sucks about sex dolls is they can't kiss you back."
-Joshua Faye Saunders

i will travel back in time and kill whoever invented alcohol, so we can have a society where we don't need to create the mafia

Ideal BF

Oh woops

>>40798048
I agree

>>40798060
need violent dom bf to beat me up and make me bleed for him and who covers me in bruises and scratches for him

lalalooooooooooooooooooooooooo~

>>40798082
Yep. Every fag should have a hyper-dominant homophobic MAGA BF who abuses him.

>>40798060
>votes to annul his own marriage
well i guess that's one way to get out of alimony.

>>40798057
But paradoxes tho

>>40797988
Do you fuck those? How is it?

elvis was a really talented guy, it's a shame he messed up his career by whoring out to casinos

>>40798094
ugh daddy I need him choke me with his belt around my throat like a collar and leash he pulls on while plowing me doggy style and calling me a stupid pathetic gay boy

>>40798108
what about them. for their to be paradoxes presumes that there's only one timeline.

time isn't one linear path. it's a big ball of timey-wimey, stuff.

time is like a rubber band ball. we might experience it in all of it's dimension, but from a fourth dimensional vantage point it would appear flat like a picture on a screen.

>>40798115
https://voca.ro/1S8sDr5SUeLc

giving a footrub to your boyfriend while also giving him a footjob sounds really fun I wish I weren't single so I could try doing it

Which one has the superior legs?

>>40798132
To the person travelling it would need to be linear wouldn't it?
Removing the reason for going back in the first place would cause the obvious issue

What does it mean if a top refers to you as "lady"

omg omg james duvall is my boyfriendmy teen dream come true!! <3

>>40798211
Right, but they're both pretty decent.

Right has a good groin too.

>>40798211
what are they wearing on their dicks? cock rings?

what percent of gay men would be open to try sucking a horse cock if they knew nobody would find out

>>40798248
is he like shelley duvall?

Release the futa version

>>40798276
i mean. they'll let trannies suck their dick til their friends rag on them for it and they file suit.

71.4%

>>40798276
i personally wouldn't.
however i would gladly support a bottom's decision to do so, while masturbating on the sidelines while their colon gets perforated

>>40798213
only if you're a three dimensional being, yes it would still /feel/ linear because you'll continue to age until death meaning that although you move non-uniformly you still lived uniformly. fourth dimensional beings would be immortals like god or death.

>>40798331
We're not fourth dimensional though

man i hate the month of august
too many family birthdays and cake in this month
guess i will be an obese spic forever

>>40797333 (OP)
it's not fair to always blame your partner

morning
>>40798282
Hi :)

>>40798515
Good morning.

Yesterday I talked to a cute, chill, masculine guy on Grindr but it was late at night so he said we should arrange something tomorrow, but he hasn't been online since yesterday, even though I sent him a message.

Would you rather date a top who was…
1) hairy everywhere
2) hairy body shaved face
3) shaved everywhere

>>40798623
hairy everywhere!!!

>>40798623
shaved > anything else
sorry i'm not into gooner shit

>>40798623
2

>>40798652
trip on celery

>>40798660
the user known as celery was banned for offtopic i am not he

>>40798688
wink wink i shi.

>>40798623
for me the minimum is a hairy face, i can deal with a smooth bod

>>40798623
1. if u choose 3 ur a pedo

computer load up celery man please

that tiger skin from fortnite is so fucking hot it's unreal

the post below me is a diaper tranny

Me

the post above is also a diaper tranny and we dating

and they called it yellow fever~
oh i guess they'll never know
how a pussy of a real woman
really feels
and why bi is just gross~

and they called it
yellow fever
just because we're only anon

just learned about the huss car review channel
https://youtu.be/uU3vhL4Xvzk

She ate honey boo boo sisters

>>40798738
>yellow fever
liking asians is not a sin luv

>>40798747
would drive

>>40798763
Plague of locusts.

>>40798753
in this context, i don't think that's what they're referring to.

>>40798769
every morning i scroll twitter and im filled with dread from seeing the absolute inaction in the face of collapse of civilization itself, all of it

Playing Umihara Kawase with shiza and deltoid

>>40798761
I like her car autism

>>40798783
Unfortunately Europeans are too sluggish to respond to danger, and when most people of European ancestry can't even properly diagnose who or what the problem is, I don't think civilization is going to take the necessary measures to correct the issue this time. AH was of humble nonprivileged origins, and yet he accurately named them.

I didn't know Cracker Barrel was a real place, I thought it was just a meme.

so I befriended this guy at uni who smokes weed with their friends and also is into other drugs like ketamine who had on his pocket that he showed me
im honestly happy to befriend their whole group and im doing well because I just want to have fun and none of you can stop me of getting my first high hahahaha :D

I also kinda have a crush on him and he knows im gay but he mentioned an ex girlfriend so I dunno, even if its bisexual it wont feel the same but whateva

>>40798840
You've never smoked weed?

>>40797333 (OP)
how to properly pay repentance?

>>40798850
I already did with them like 3 or 4 times and I went to class high once, I never smoked anything before lol
latter one of his friends suggested me to buy him but I wasnt sure because I live with my parents and siblings but im considering buying next time and just smoke at uni or one of their houses if I ever asked to visit, also the fact that I live like 1 to 2 hours on bus from university to home kinda helps to make the effect not be visible by then

do you like small fem bottom

>>40798880
No.

>>40798880
who doesn't

>>40798883
why not

>>40798873
Yeah the first time i got high these ppl got me baked by packing bowl after bowl and we smoked in a car. Everyone could tell I was high af and you don't want that. Some ppl will get you loaded on purpose knowing you have no tolly. Good luck.

>>40798886
bottoms should be big and manly, i wanna fuck a guy, not a tranny

I don't want anything to do with tops or bottoms

>>40798903
side chads be winnin n shit

>>40798894
shut up faggot, before i snap your neck

>>40798906
I'll snap your nose with my butt cheeks and won't let go like a crab isn't it's claws

>>40797333 (OP)
i try so hard to be a good person
one day i just want to look back and say my impact on the world was truly good, i truly was a good person who did their best
but it all feels so far away
can't you offer me comfort in a time like this? when comfort feels so frigid

>>40798917
but i never live up to my standards

>>40798917
just dont be a dick to people and smoke weed to feel good
easy sisbro

>>40797333 (OP)
give me a single reason to not suck a shotgun rn

>>40798880
>>40798885
I like the polar opposite of that actually

>>40798880
yeah they’re fine

Working weekends is kinda nice makes me feel less shit cuz I'm actually being productive during the weekend for once
>>40798917
Shop for some clothes or something that usually makes me feel better
>>40798948
You could be sucking something else UwU

masc bottoms are for philistines

i like both

big respect to those english lads flying their flag, only hopeful thing i seen today

>>40798993
Polish talk like this and then end up with a black bf. Seen this movie already baka waka

tfw no bf with no perception of the future who can fuck me and fuck him raw many times a day
>>>/pol/513766620

why fucking live dudes

>>40798931
i try to be so good to people but it's never good enough

>>40799102
i only like lightskins but the pool is all white here regardless, not that ill be able to date living in countryside soon unless i drive to warsaw for dates which is idiotic because the whole point is avoiding warsaw

Britbongs soon to be off this site, Praise white Jesus we will be free of the cockroaches.

>>40799123
Most ppl are users.

>>40799123
just ask them how they feel so you know what you can do with their information

>>40799133
what's the point, im never perfect and it's never enough

i saw someone at work and i can't tell if they're a male or female and it kinda bugs me that i could be attracted to a female because i'm not interested in females

>>40799126
His bf is a light skinned black guy. I shouldn't care but i came to him so much it kind of bothered me, knowing he's just another size queen bottom, Polish, prefers black guys or willing to date then for the d.

What's bad about Warsaw? I bet it's nicer than any city in California lol

dating is stupid anyway, id have to douche and get fucked just so i can smell and touch a guy, bad trade, better to just jack off

>>40799126
I feel like the plan is usually to date in the big city, move to the countryside when you find someone. That's my plan atleast
>>40799127
Rip. This verify shit will probably spread to the rest of Europe soon enough :(

>>40799145
im agoraphobic

Tops have it rough too you know. We have to get hard that takes like 3 seconds.

it's lonely out here, in the wild wild west
cant trust no one

>>40799146
>just so i can smell and touch a guy, bad trade, better to just jack off
The need to smell and touch a man can't be fixed by jacking off :(

>>40799155
Ah poor cheeza. Feel bad for you now. You can overcome agoraphobia with a friend maybe. Someone who can go to the city with you and hold your hand when you get nervous.

>>40799159
loneliness is an unbearable and inescapable part of life

>>40799165
CODED MESSAGE FOR WILLIAM: SEE FAILURE, LIVE LONG!!!!

>>40799159
For real tho. I literally trust no one.

>>40799146
fatass tranny

>>40799171
CODED MESSAGE FOR WILLIAM: GOD IS WATCHING!!!!!

I'm lucky the cities here are not worth visiting anymore do I don't go that often. LA is just annoying , too many ppl, I prefer SF but these days I like smaller towns more. Used to hate them and want to be in a city all the time.

>>40799172
says fatass rhodesian nonce

>>40799164
therapist thinks i should build my life around my quirks instead of forcing stuff and i agree because it always just ends in pain, countryside makes me feel in touch with *the realm* and gives me hope

>>40799178
god fall asleep watching me desu my life boring

>>40799190
I totally relate to that feeling. I wanted to live in big cities when I was younger but now the countryside speaks to my heart more. Your still young though unlike me.

>>40799190
my therapist says that when i take my lithium life will get better but isn't life supposed to be shitty and then u die?
lonely and afraid

>>40799190
I miss the countryside so much. A little bit jealous actually

>>40799209
CODED MESSAGE FOR WILLIAM: DO NOT TAKE THE PILLS!!!! -GOD

>>40799207
>Your still young
trauma and mental disability fucked me

coded message for william: post hole

Fascinating developments in heterosexuality
>>>/tv/213924917

He askeds me what I want tobe when I grown up i said Paul Blart Mall Cop nd he was like. Zamn Zaddy!

>>40799240
MAYBE - SATAN!!!!!!!
NO THANK YOU

in most cases i choose solitude over artificial interactions like browsing through a catalog of men on some app. that isn't normal and shouldn't be so widely accepted.

>>40799242
she’s right women are a subset of bottoms

>>40799231
same

>>40797333 (OP)
CODDED MESSAGE FOR WILLIAM CROM SPOTIFY: IGNORE OTHERS PLIGHT, DO YOU

>>40799302
u ok?

>>40799302
nO BrOKe boYs. NO NEW friends.

>>40799326
WILLIAM MESSAGE FROM GOD: OVER BAD OVER YOU SCHIZO NECESSARY -OVER- NO EVIL WINS SERIOUSLY!!!!

>>40799340
meds

I'm dat white bitch they warmed you abouts.

>>40797333 (OP)
i went white potty all over my boyfriend

Mmmm. Fresh morning nut.

fully
erect
dads

>>40799408
You've pretended to be American so many times. it's not morning anywhere there. Sicko freak.

I just dragged his ass.

>>40799414
isnt he supposed to be in destin FL? i live in FL and its 2:30 AM here lul

I was going to take a pic in my apron, but I don't want my boss to see me taking a picture of myself holding a donut.

>>40799424
it's 2:30 am where I am, some people have unhealthy sleep schedules

>>40799433
Pretending 2:30 am is the morning is meth behavior.

im a gad (gay dad)
my gon (gay son) is playing with my galls (gay balls) while see watch gv

>>40799436
sonccubus behavior

>>40799445
my sonccubus needs his soncubussy dadjusted

>>40799462
the new woke James Bond film is going to be called Soncubussy bc of your post

>>40799511
this is making me want to fuck a freshie

Good evening <3

>>40799558
hii :)

>>40799563
How are you?

anon-bf, come to bed and watch a youtube vid with me on my bed-tablet.

>>40799687
ok

I will breed with white blonde and ginger twinks to secure a future homeland for our people.

>>40799845
forgot pic

I threw a fit coming home tonight because I cannot see my boyfriend right now. Violent uncalled for rage. That’s testosteron. That’s because no pussy bets faggots itt try to get under my skin because they get no pussy. Never forget. Yes I am primarily talking about that pudgy no dick grimer looking thing named Shiza. Fuck you.

>>40799889
my hole twitched

>>40799889
she had it coming and she will again

>>40799889
who asked

Photo for comparison

>>40799908
No one dumbass faggot

>>40799889
bpd moment

>>40799929
I want Dans big w bpd cock!?

>>40799889
you threw a fit over some fat spic? lmfao

>I threw a fit
>that's testosteron

Dan, has once again, won.

Few more hours

>>40799948
he's won the shit no one cares about award

>>40799956
and yet here you are replying :giggle:

dudes be like i get so much pussy and the pussy in question is a fat short mexican man

>>40799959
his off trip samefagging is really annoying

dudes be like I just boned this soulless no ass twink

i just find the concept of a masculine fit of rage amusing

I’m glad we’ve finally accepted that Dan does in fact fuck

>>40799962
i don't be sayin that cuz i don't be doin that watch yo mouth

>>40799957
youre posting your gaydead pozzed life beats to a smattering on your hug box chooms on gigi. i have everything you do and more, and at 21. nothing you say can make me feel like shit.

>>40799962
>>40799971
taking your name off to big up yourself is the most faggoty thing anyone can do you actually broke down in tears and cut when he cancelled the bussy

i yerk off to barely legals chat I'm cooked.

I'm not jealous of anyone here. Maybe that's why i post here idk

same girly and he better get it prepped quick I’m losing patience

if the choice is between being an eunuch and having to stick my penis in a gordito i will happily surrender my balls every single time

>>40799986
funny cause she came into the thread foaming at the mouth at banned individual shiza unprompted

imagine feeling so powerless in your real life that you have to come to 4chan and attempt to bully obese autistic polish trannies to cope

>>40800002
it’s superfluous and she brought it on herself. I would love to be ignoring you all at my bfs place but there’s drama. tomorrow is a new day. :3

peep the numbs bitch kekeke

Snatch that wig girl

Shiza and Dan should have to dress up like black transvestites and fight

why are you punching down

who are you talking to

cuz my arms are too short to box with god

people dont even care if you get fives anymore newfag normie infestation is real

scratches my butt

>>40800023
This isn't the casino babe you win autism here

Finna get my hair done finna get my nails done finna snatch cho mans

>>40800026
are your worms becoming agitated by the famine they’re experiencing

>>40800031
People get worms from undercooked meat or eating asshole. No one here is doing that

who the fuck is gavin newsome and why do i keep seeing him on twitter

>>40800039
he's the creator of butt worms

>>40800036
homos are born with worms
>>40800039
joanna newsom’s ugly untalented sociopathic cousin

>>40800044
Tranny off yourself i recognize the tranny reference

>>40800039
magic the gathering is imploding from guest ips, poor balance, and fomo. you probably have dnd nerd hobbies

>>40800047
what is the tranny reference

homos have worms was invented by empirical evidence decades before trannies existed

>>40800053
Not telling you

>>40800059
Trannies wish they were homos instead of nerdy men that jerk of to tits

>>40800064
i take it you know from experience?

>>40800059
Consuming a few drops of turpentine on a sugar cube kills the parasites that cause homosexuality.
https://rumble.com/v480kwo-turpentine-cured-me-from-being-gay.html

>>40800068
Yeah i know from listening. You should try it sometime.

>>40800073
lmfao have you tried it
>>40800077
why would i listen to trannies

>>40800082
So when they come to post homophobic shit in here you can remind them they're straight male creeps that need to f off

>>40800039
chosen to be the next puppet president by bilderberg

>>40800087
you have such weird ideas about why people do things surely you must have noticed that you’re usually wrong by now

>>40800091
Stop posting idiot. They want us off of this board.

lol

Look dude if you have tits and you're on estrogen go elsewhere. No one gives a shit about your retarded little fantasy of dating a neutered male who never makes you feel scared or threatened. You should have been beaten by your dad anyway.

Can Trump win in 2028?

>>40800108
Those are AGP, the guys that jerk off to their own moobs lmao

>>40800102
you’re such a dumb schizo that it’s shocking you haven’t been shot to death by cops

I am SUCH an autogynephile, I ___________

>>40800116
Soles n poles

i guess that’s commiefornia for you

>>40800120
You're retarded lol

>>40800039
I nutted to him twice, if my sperm is potent and sexual magic works he will become the next president.

So STFU about worms and wear the rope necklace uwu 41%

>>40800130
you definitely have or had worms no one else would be this assblasted by a bland old meme like that

>>40800120
- post about trannies not being gay every night in the gay thread where they curiously gather in overwhelming numbers on the gay board

but they aren't akschually gay

Older gens of furries used to be gay, but newer generations are more and more femboy/trans. What happened?

>>40800132
You're annoying kill yourself

>>40800141
i don’t care that you’re annoyed

>>40800143
Not annoyed, embarrassed for you. Rope up.

>>40800138
because the point of dedicating life to perversion is to go as far as possible before mobs arrive with nooses and guns

guess what they become when the AOC gets lowered

>>40800146
if i’m annoying that implies that you are annoyed are you actually slow?

>>40800138
furryism is just a symptom of germanic sexual repression

>>40800149
I'm definitely talking to the person I think I am now. Retard go away

>>40800155
you are talking to the voices in your head via 4chan posts as usual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6yXpLyZ8wM
had a nice dream now must jog

You're going to be playing knee soccer with your tits in another few years. Don't come at me with that.

>>40800162
again, you’re making a person up to be mad at

>>40800159
You're still responding ditz. You're feeling triggered over nothing now.

make love not war

>>40800166
No I'm throwing shit at the wall and you keep catching it with your mouth open lol you really are stupid

>>40800173
are you really pulling the “i’m the puppet master” move you dumb nigger lmfao

horses are really dumb animals

You are so beautiful! How old are you?

Romania :)

>>40800184
they can even be tricked into having sex with faggots and trannies

>>40800184
but they're bretty cool animals

>>40800178
Yeah i am. At some point i started playing go fish with you and you took the bait each time. I'm going back to my movie now later fishy

>>40800170
I wish it were that shrimple

>>40800195
>>40800195
>>40800195

>>40800198
you’re going to go have a meltdown at once again being embarrassed on the only social outlet you have

>>40799962
I think you should get with a twink, you might like it more than you realize.

>>40800208
I’ve had one bisexual saggitarius twink that was enough for a lifetime.