Thread 40803159

I’ve had enough of all my other methods not working. For the past 4 months, I’ve tried to sell my soul to any demon who will listen to help me move back to Paris and go stealth.

I’ve tried almost all 72 demons in this book and none of them seem to really help.

Satan himself has to be more helpful than the rest of them.

Best case scenarioI work at a flower shop, and I’m living my lesbian dream. Worst case, I’ve failed and am probably dead or whatever from getting tricked.

>>40803159 (OP)
Bitch stop, you have no idea what you are doing and you don't have the skills to summon a demon. If you are posting on this board you aren't ready for that level of occult shit. Post your birth chart

uhhh yeah LEMEGETON big mac with a coke

>>40803159 (OP)
Nigga you are sixteen stop posting here and get real life friends idk

>>40803184
I was born February 14 at 4:17am 2006

>>40803159 (OP)
you check these dubs

>>40803186
Only if it’s a Diet Coke

>>40803184
What makes you think I don’t have the skills? So far all the instructions seem pretty straightforward

>>40803203
Stop trying to summon demons. You don't even understand how time works. 4.16AM WHERE?!!!!! TIME IS DIFFERENT EVERYWHERE!!!!

>>40803238
I was born at the Geoffroy Saint Hilaire Clinic

>>40803262
Black people are never beating the allegations.

>>40803326
What allegations?

>>40803159 (OP)
why would satan buy a black person's soul? only worth 3/5th of a normal human's soul

>>40803262
Stop doing magic. You have short intense relationships that usually start over the internet, or they are with eccentric people or lgbt ppl. At age 34 you will either get married or have a very important relationship. Age 24-25 you will get money. If you like girls go for older ones or ones of a different race. At age 27 you might get food poisoning or else get in a car crash. So go to an astrologer and ask them to make a prediction for that year and figure out what days to avoid travelling.

>>40803382
I don’t believe Satan is discriminatory

>>40803383
You also have mommy issues.

>>40803393
All these things could be said about any tranny

I do have issues with my mother though

Blacks worshipping their creator.

>>40803423
Yes of course! I met him when I was younger

I went into a confessional for the first time and he spoke to me

>>40803159 (OP)
Have you tried gettng a job, saving money, and then purchasing a plane ticket?

>>40803464
Yes I have all of that ready but I’m still not pretty enough to go stealth

>>40803404
Pay an astrologer to do predictions for when you are 27 mon ange. All the age predictions I made will come true, ma foi.

>>40803480
How long have you been on hormones? Do you do literally anything to improve your looks other than HRT?

>>40803159 (OP)
why are negroes so attracted to uncanny spellcraft and evil magic?

>>40803499
I started hrt at 13 after moving to the states

I exercise 5 days a week and since I was homeschooled for a long period I was able to learn a bunch of self grooming routines

>>40803517
Satan is more fond of us than any other race

>>40803519
Well then what's the fuckin' problem? Other than being black you probably look fine. And considering it's Paris, you'll fit right in.

If you have long hair and feminine features you should have no problem fitting in Paris as long as you smoke and you’ve kept up with your French

>>40803572
What counts as long hair? I keep mine strait and it’s around 91cm

My French is fine and I’ve been told I look normal but I still don’t see it and will keep working until I do

>>40803159 (OP)
you should read about magic theory, trance states and stuff, a lot of it is psychological.

Try getting super high that always works

>>40803538
The problem is I still have male features that need to be stripped from my face

>>40803723
Then get surgery. Satan doesn't exist and he isn't going to turn you into a girl.

>>40803237
>So far all the instructions seem pretty straightforward
>Performing black magic without even knowing what you are doing
I hope the demons just make fun of you and take your attempts as a joke, you don't wanna deal with these forces as they never work the way you think they do.

>>40803849
Surgery is scary and I don’t want some retarded doctor fucking up my face

He is very real I know for a fact

>>40803911
As long as I get what I want I don’t really care what they want in return

>>40803914
If Satan and magick and all that shit were actually real they'd already have been absorbed into the capitalist system and we'd have witches and wizards complaining about AI stealing their spells.

>>40803943
Satan is too pure for capitalism

>>40803951
Take your meds.

>>40804052
I already did and that has nothing to do with this

Have you considered becoming a nun in Italy? You can commit your life to the lord and in return he will grant you the body and beauty of a female. You also get to be around pretty nuns so it’s a great option for dykes

schizobait

im not the op but does anybody in here actually know anything about summoning demons/making deals with them? i have an actually unsolvable problem that i dont wanna go indepth about. no woo woo "YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YIOURE DEALING WITH" bullshit, actually explain it. ill make aburner account if youre a schizo who doesnt want to talk about it publically

>>40804268
It was my dream to be a nun when I was a child but now the idea seems far out of reach since I only go to church twice a week now and my praying has been lacking

>>40804319
Also let me know as well

>>40804319
>does anybody in here actually know anything about summoning demons/making deals with them?
it's all made up

>>40804339
normie answer

>>40803159 (OP)
>nigger
you already sold it in a previous incarnation

>>40804339
It’s real

I’ve been going to church my entire life and have spoken to several beings and at one point I was speaking in tongues

Satan has been seen several times by my entire family

We are very religious so we probably have a advantage to this sort of thing

>>40804339
Real but unfruitful. You maybe get 1 easily accessible thing at the cost of a lot of other things. You're better off bootstrapping your own spells without outside assistance or practicing something that can get you in touch with (positive) ancestors.

>>40804357
My skin is basically the only black feature I have fortunately since my dna is mostly made up of uk and North Western Europe

>>40804355
>>40804383
>>40804416
some of your problems are your own fault

>>40804466
I wish they were then I’d be able to just effortmax and deal with it lol

>>40804486
change what you can, accept what you can't. this will make life a lot easier than placing false hopes in the supernatural

>>40804510
Why do you want me to suffer

>>40804331
Just go to church more and pray more

It’s that simple you retarded girl

>>40804551
i don't. that's why i want you to let go of these delusions and embrace reality

>>40804613
Prove that they are delusions and ill drop the whole thing.

You’ll see that you are wrong and god is real.

If you apologize now god is always welcome to forgiving his children.

holy fuck can you imagine if this girl managed to summon a demon
we'd all fucking die in a dark hole when she loses control

>>40803159 (OP)
Lirach Alora Vefa Sitri
My Prince <3

>>40804657
it's impossible to prove God doesn't exist, but obviously you're aware of that. however, there has never been a documented case of God's existence and influence on this world other than anecdotes. given that extraordinary claims (such as the existence of an all-powerful being) require extraordinary evidence (more than just "well one time my sister's boyfriend saw jesus when he was drunk"), effectively we can rule out the existence of any supernatural presence until such extraordinary evidence is put forth.

>>40804681
I wouldn’t lose control over a demon that I summon. I just want a few simple things and then they can have whatever they want

>>40804705
There’s this thing called the Bible

It actually has a lot of accounts of god

Were you hurt by a religious person?

hello i am a demon i am abaddon the great devourour i am looking for girls to send me videos of them farting and then i will devour your male traits and turn you into a woman please contact me with any inquiries thank you

>>40804466
Girl what are you talking about when did I say I was cursed....... I'm just saying what I know from experience with desperate soul sellers

>>40804750
using the bible to prove the existence of God is like using a two year old's recollections of christmas to prove the existence of santa claus. that is circular logic that does not hold up to scrutiny. if god was real, and has been present with humanity for all eternity, we would have many more verifiable sources of evidence than the one book that tells people to believe in god

>>40804732
holy fuck stop it before we all die in a dark hole
what kind of demon are you even trying to summon

>>40804772
What more do we need?

Literally nothing else makes sense and somehow this book with all this information just pops up out of nowhere and you’re telling me that god didn’t put that here?

>>40804774
First I tried Goetia but nothing meaningful came from it now I’m just going down the list

>>40804802
it didn't pop up out of nowhere, a bunch of people came together and wrote it because they wanted to start a religion

>>40804813
>nothing meaningful came from it
thank god
please stop before it's too late

>>40804817
Prove that god dint tell them to write it because no person just comes up with "God"

>>40804836
No I will keep going until I get what I want

>>40804845
>no person just comes up with "God"
literally every culture at some point comes up with gods and spirits

>>40804878
Those are not the original God only copies made by blasphemers

>>40804920
how did these blasphemers copy "God" when they had no contact at all with the people who came up with "God" for hundreds or thousands of years

>>40804928
We have no proof that they weren’t contacted or maybe they just flat out ignored the real god when he tried to help them and made fake ones

>>40804948
we have no proof of God but you believe in him
>or maybe
maybe you're wrong

Just spend a weekend with a hot white man and he’ll straighten you out trust me

>>40805019
maybe you're wrong

Stop denying the obvious fact that god exists

Y'all is ""God"" even relevant to this conversation...

>>40805182
if God was "obvious" then why don't more people believe in him? i have never once experienced something in my life i could not explain with means other than "God did it"

>>40805222
Because they are lost much like you are

>>40805040
I don’t think I’d like that

>>40805253
i have had friends pray for me. i myself have prayed and told God i am open to recieve his wisdom whenever he wishes to reveal himself to me. so far it has yet to happen

>>40805345
Good! He will come then. Thank you for trying

>>40805392
it's been years now. i told myself the very instant i experience something i can't explain, i will become a believer

>>40805407
One day it will come when you are ready

I have no idea when that is

>>40805506
wait so which is it then? is God's existence obvious or is it something you have to be patient and hope to catch whenever he's ready? is God omnipresent and self-evident or is he a shy little introverted boymoder?

>>40805604
Well you say you’ve been trying to see him so when you actually stop having any doubts at all he will be obvious

>>40805697
oh so he's obvious but only if you already believe in him. yeah sure that makes sense and is completely sound logic

>>40805717
Yes exactly

>>40805899
well actually i communicate with a spirit named Jizzstain and he told me God isn't really rea;, only Jizzstain is real. when you believe in God you're actually communicating with Jizzstain

>>40806000
If you wait for the moment where you can say "SEE OMG HES BIT REAL" then you don’t want to see him you just want to disprove it

>>40803184
my father worked in the occult seriously before so maybe i have the genes for it but i don't want to him any shit for reasons where should i start

>>40806333
i would love nothing more than to be proven wrong about the existence of God, it would offer an easy explanation for some very tough questions. if God really did truly give me a sign i would be out preaching His name that very day, that's my promise to you and him

Bump

>>40804681
>>40804732
>>40804774
>>40804813
this shit's so surreal lmao
the world's just like a very long real-life episode of south park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoPv30vacI

>>40803383
What about me, i was also planning on summoning a daemon to help me with my life and guide.

Born the 16th of august 2005 at hospital virgen de la arrixaca at 5:30 am

>>40808007
you will gain the favor of an archduke of hell if you send me videos of you farting

>>40803159 (OP)
Listen

I'm white

That means you HAVE to date me.

I wouldn't recommend doing that, if hell is real you will be the ugliest fattest hairiest baldest man possible when you get there.

>>40803159 (OP)
You're black already a spawn of satan

>>40803203
Tfw people born in the same year as me are posting here