Thread 40810229

scratches my butt

Feet

>>40810229 (OP)
not really relating to or understanding any of this

>>40810238
pussy

>>40810235
we’re gonna cure those nematodes, together

>>40810229 (OP)
everyone in this is so obnoxious. People like these are always loud and fucking weird in the head.

sweaty hairy fat man ass

>>40810243
a pussy that can at least edit a video so it makes any fucking sense

I guess I do have a fair bit of Peter Pan syndrome, idk what to do about it though
I hate it especially bc it reminds me of my dad and I hate being like this, and it also feels like other issues may reinforce how I act, like anxiety or possibly being a bit autistic
very sad

i ordered burger king at midnight because i got the munchies and i'm too lazy to drive

>>40810313
>my dad
every single time

squeak >.< i'm gay

>>40810317
What'd you get?

>>40810318
wdym
he's just very emotionally stunted and childish, despite not having issues with holding a job. I'm the opposite where, despite being relatively emotionally mature, I can't keep a job or live independently (in terms of making rent, otherwise I could do it). it just makes me feel like shit

>>40810339
its like you were made for eachother!

Jfc it's paige. Kill me now God

>>40810343
is this trannysucker
I'm sorry to have interrupted whatever you are doing, I just wanted to vent a little bc this makes me quite anxious; like bowel loosening anxious.

>>40810341
ew

i see paige i sage

dilemma:
would you work for a company that has good pay, bare minimum benefits, 4-day workweek with changing schedule, but the work sucks?
or
a job with less pay, decent benefits, 5-day workweek with a rigid schedule that fits you better, and the work still sucks?

>>40810397
personally i think you need the stability, but idk ur financial situation
do you have any savings

>>40810402
yes but unemployment has eaten through a lot of it. i have already been given an offer for one of those jobs and i am interviewing for the other in a few days so i'm weighing my options. there's another job i interviewed for that i really want specifically because it's a great company, great benefits, and with great opportunities for a real career but i'm still waiting on another interview for it before i get an offer so i'm not putting that egg in my basket yet.

ok fighting pp syndrome: filling out new hire paperwork and accepting the job offer
completed
now I just have to wait for them to put me on the schedule
I can do it

>>40810413
get in contact with all three job offers and find out timeline, deadlines, etc

maybe once I overcome Peter Pan syndrome, I'll be able to find a daddy bf who will beat the shit out of me and rape me and spit on me bc I'm a useless piece of shit

lmfao

The slayer ride..

my bsf is giving me mixed signals and we’re both a lil autistic what does this cause? i want to fuck him and he keeps spamming me porn btw

>>40810388
feel sorry you guys have to deal with that retarded nazoid

i hate being ugly

>>40810313
Not that this is likely to help, but what you are calling "Peter Pan Syndrome" at its core, is a failure to recognize the reality of time passing as a consequence to your existence.

Technically speaking, the future is not a real thing, but to function, we have to treat all possible outcomes as potentially manifesting. Its a complicated topic.

Presently, lets focus on what causes this. In this case, it is not as important immediately to know what created this obstacle as it is to first identify how it works.

In general, the most healthful, optimal way to discern reality and adopt beneficial behaviors is the eternal attempt to assign credibility to observations, or decide what is fact, something in a pattern that is reliable. Abstracting the future makes this a bit complicated, because we do not actually know what happens.

But we can be, within reason, certain that it does happen. That assumption of fact is why we try to be safe instead of wandering into traffic just to see what happens, among other risks that challenge the assumption of safety in the future.

Do not fear; people do this all the time in different ways with taking risks. In fact, a great deal of peoples dysfunction can be tied to simply ignoring known risks. So why do they do this?

Because it feels better to imagine an outcome we like than acknowledge an adverse outcome.

We could explore this for hours, but the point is that it is a feeling. Feelings universally interrupt rational thinking; that is, thinking that produces factual conclusions and sorting information for truth.

>>40810505
i doubt you are

>>40810507
... And it is not universally bad, it is just usually not effective. We cannot be totally rational creatures because we cannot know everything, so we are always going with our best guess (or should be). We can be entirely rational and still utterly wrong because we did not have all the facts and never can. That is why animals function from instinct, feelings in lack of the ability to reason. Feelings are our first, fastest response to anything.

However, reason is our primary evolutionary advantage. And the word 'evolutionary' is relevant here because its an ability that has to evolve. We are not born with it, it has to come when childhood ends and we start getting a break from emotional interruptions. Thus, when a child reaches the "age of reason".

Again, this probably isnt terribly helpful because the explanation is abstract, and what you are experiencing is a problem based in feelings. For the person with "Peter Pan Syndrome", the impact of a future existing does not weigh into the way you select operating assumptions. The effect is 'the eternal present'.

But it is the beginning framework of addressing the issue. It is feelings that presenting a challenge to intuition that would help facilitate more circumspect decisions.

The next step would then be reflecting on what is causing these emotional interruptions that lead you away from acknowledging that there is a future to consider. It could be many things; anxiety about what the future appears as to you, a gripping nostalgia about the past that comforts you. It will be up to you to identify the pattern or playlist of images or memories that keep pulling you away from factoring the certainty of the approaching future. But once you identify them, you are better suited to address the associations that are recurring...

>>40810513
...And at that point, *then* it becomes more useful to understand how they formed. The usefulness of this is because no matter what you find, you will know it is in the past, or it is something imagined in the future, but not actually real in the present. It gives you a chance to audit how your thinking patterns developed, a chance to "look under the hood". Introspection is a useful- crucial, even- diagnostic tool to self correct. In Buddhism, it is taught that we are not actually our thoughts, and that it is of most importance to separate ourselves from them so that we can be more aware of what we are doing, and why, and what is motivating us to act and behave the way we do.

I wont likely have time to follow up, and although I do not think this was terribly useful to you, hopefully it gives you a starting point and something to consider. You do not have an actual affliction, just a habitual stutter in your thought processes and it absolutely can be overcome so that you can enjoy brighter horizons and be more nimble and agile in your ability to engage challenges as they come at you and form more effective responses.

Take care.

>>40810553
lol someone has been in the flour

white hairless boy butt with moist pink hole ×.0

>>40810562
Rolling in dough, baby

>>40810586
lol
delicious cake
:3

i will NEVER have a boyfriend because i get too angry at video games

I will never have a boyfriend cuz I need to lock the fuck in for a bit longer

>>40810790
me too

Should I dump my bf? He's really messy

>>40810807
a turd is not a bf!

>>40810397
i would just work somewhere that doesnt suck

>>40810812
i have bills to pay, and apparently hvac experience doesn't matter to anyone if it's from 2+ years ago so i have very little options. i have to work at places that suck unfortunately.

>>40810831
>hvac
don't be ridiculous, thats a mans job. you are no man. you are a precious pink princess. you should be arranging flowers or become an airline stewardess

>My penis is turning gray
>Th wbblood is oumpinh
>Mommy help me pleas
Why?

>>40810900
the fuck are you talking about nigger

>>40810946
So much beautiful

Secretly smooching Shiza under the bleachers at the gay football game. Then doing heroin and passing away. The dream.

Leftover cum for breakfast

>>40810831
i think a regular schedule is better than unguaranteed hours

I killed every failure of my mind. I am all that remains: A cacophony of ghosts howling dreaming

>>40811040
That's so beautiful

I just coomed again. Can I get a that's so beautiful

>>40811021
the number is guaranteed, just that idk what specific days of the week i am working.

>>40811058
No. Try harder next time

>>40811063
I did try hard, that's why I coomed. Tough crowd.

I want to hurt myself. I am no good. I want to harm myself but I’m scared.

>>40810397
a 4 day workweek sounds better
having that extra day off is needed for cancers

>>40811093
do it

maybe what you really need is a girlfriend

Whats funny about gays trying to mask their mental aberrations as boyish humor, like announcing when they masturbate to strangers online, is not just how hard it utterly fails to do so, but how they are clueless to realize it, even if you tell them directly.

The mental capacity of an African primitive hunting game and a chimpanzee hunting game are miles apart.

The mental capacity of a grown ass man waving his dick at people for them to see and a baboon doing the same are effectively identical.

>>40811075
Post proof next time

>>40811107
I dont

>>40811119
ok lil bro

>>40811098
so true my friend. i have been working 3-4 day work weeks for the last 7 years and i LOVE them. i'm gonna show up to my 5-day work-week interview with retarded emo hair and a half-assed jeans + shirt outfit and see if they even care.

Yu is Dhinese. I don’t feel any good.

dad... erections??

>>40811162
dadrections

i have discovered the joys of easy peel oranges

>>40811173
one dadrection

>>40811183
what's your favorite orange?

>>40811253
all the various oranges have a purpose just like humans i guess

>>40811253
navel, seville, mandarin and blood :)

Mingus Reed got arrested for strangling a woman. Not sure if he's gay or a tranny but looks like it.

>>40811316
Reedus*

There’s nothing wrong about gay incest

Hiii

>>40811382
hello darling how are you

When I moved in with my boyfriend in 2020 my grandmother gave me an iron skillet as a housewarming gift. She told me privately that there were two uses for an iron skillet. One was for cooking and the other was for hitting your boyfriend in the head if he turns out to not be who you thought he was. That boyfriend is now severely brain damaged and doesn't live with me no more.

>>40811391
I am doing wellll
Thanks for asking!
How are you?

>>40811316
the power of angle fraud photoshop

Is fish dairy?

Should I eat the rest of the shrooms I have? Lets find out.

>>40811480
No

>>40811457
>angle fraud photoshop
what about this runway photo?

>>40811491
looks like a female model

travelling back in time to offer up shiza and cyraxx to god before he takes cobes

>>40811119
Why you coming here to bully gays

>>40811482
I like mushrooms on pizza :)

being ugly is the single biggest thing that drives many of the things that make me want to kill myself
being ugly is a curse, I would give anything to be not ugly

>>40811530
become a woman

>>40811535
I can't

>>40811530
post face otherwise sybau

>>40811530
They made these for you

>>40811545
no why the fuck would I do that
I don't want to be made fun of

>>40811547
timur and his bf look cute here

gothic king delta

did they ever... you know...

i have never played a final fantasy game in my life. same with warcraft or starcraft or dota or overwatch or fortnite or league of legends or battlefield or call of dooty :P

>>40811530
You are beautiful, Anon <3

>>40811622
so what games you played?

I want a lemon slush

>>40811623
I have to stave off panic attacks after being in public because people seeing me makes me feel like hurting myself
I am ugly
my face is warped looking, I have a double chin, my body is lumpy and hardly human I don't know how to dress and even if I did it would just make me look worse by contrast I literally talk to myself about how I need to kill myself whenever I exit grocery stores bc I feel so horrid it's literally the worst
I feel like I can never have confidence and when I do sometimes, I cringe nearly to death when I see my reflection after
I wish I could wear a mask all the time and not a covid mask but like a cool mask

>>40811631
cartridge games like contra, double dragon, ninja gaiden, the legend of kage
then on pc, i played
classic tomb raider
need for speed
mortal kombat 4
age of empires 2
empire earth
stronghold crusader
neo-geo games like samurai shodown series, metal slug series, art of fighting
diablo 2
dead space 2
dead island (first one)
resident evil 3
left 4 dead (first one)
saints row 2&3
spec ops: the line
deus ex: human evolution

that about sums it up. i havent played anything new since 2015 :3
i do watch gameplays on youchewbe tho

>>40811657
need boomer daddy video game bf so bad

gay pipo are bad at videogames

>>40811690
shut up, troon

>>40811704
me on the left

are jews good at videogames?

>>40811716
I want to rub my face on the guy on the right's belly and chest and lick and kiss him and fuck ugh ugh he's so fucking hot

>>40811716
the guy on right bottoms

>>40811790
For me he does

>>40811799
>>40811790
the guys name is max denisov, he's straight and he has a wife and daughter :)
https://mymusclevideo.com/87413/max-denisov-and-his-big-hairy-pecs/

so there's this bi guy who openly rejected me, saying he sees himself with another person atm. but then he keeps inviting me out, looks for close body contact, tells me i'm incredibly cute, holds my hand, we have deep talk etc.
i'm into him but i really don't know what to make of this.

How do i get the smell of shit out a sofa?
I passed out and pooped myself after a prolapse.
It's gone back up now but the anal seepage isn't stopping.
If i tell enough people i'm gay they'll ignore that i smell of shit?

>>40811839
buy a new sofa

>>40811839
bottoms, everyone

>>40811839
you can replace the foam inserts if they've seeped through it

>>40811829
$20 is $20

>>40811839
cool story, bro

G

>>40811519
I was hardly bullying gays, I was commenting on the mentally aberrant.

But this is another point I make often, that neither gays nor most normies can tell the difference even if you illustrate it for them.

If you have no internal standard of conduct to distinguish a mentally healthy gay man from psychosexual deviate perverts, then there is no reason to expect anyone else to distinguish them either.

To straights, a gay piss fetishist furry is a pervert.

To gays, the same guy is just a gay, equally qualified to adopt kids.

>>40811839
what the fuck

>>40811969
what is a mentally healthy gay man? give me an example?
I'm quite sure straight men are even worse sexual deviants and predators

>>40811530
ur prolly 4/10 at worst anon its ok

>>40811482
do u do drugs every day? it seems that way lil bro. whats even the point u gotta recharge mayn

Out of plums :(

don't engage the mummy. just dont disturb him and he goes back to his sarcophagus for his siesta

>>40811987
how would you rate me?
https://files.catbox.moe/fh808h.mp4

>>40811984
ok, sis

>>40811253
blood orange. im floridian and only know like half of these lul

>>40812002
Voice is kinda hot

>>40812002
this looks like ai for some reason but idk prolly 5/10. i think the haircut and beard could be way better, braces would help too

when i see things like:

>>In my opinion, the whole concept of things like shame, accountability, and basic empathy/emotional intelligence have been so severely eroded

with regards to boys failing in highschool at higher rates than girls, do you know what i think? i think if it's the educator that lacks emotional intelligence as they're unable to figure out how to connect with and teach the kids. you can't just blame the kids all day. at a certain point as an educator you have to step back and say what am i doing that's working? what isn't working? what do i need to change?

if fourteen kids failed your class and have to retake it to graduate, then you as the teacher failed to educate them.

the problem isn't kids these days. the problem is the adults in the room. the kids are a reflection of the adults they interact with.

educators lack integrity, but if you call them out then you have to fight with the teacher's union which is a whole nother nightmare in and of itself. getting a shitty teacher fired is a nightmare because they lack the integrity to admit that they're shitty teachers.

becoming a teacher isn't just mastering a subject. you have to drive engagement in the classroom. if the kid can't sit still to watch a video about geometry, but they can watch a three hour kingdom hearts lore video. the kid doesn't have adhd. you suck at teaching. you're not presenting the content in an interesting or pallatable manner so they're not engaged.

are the kids really addicted to their phones or is it a coping method for when they feel ostracized from reality.

Yesterday was a long day. Think I'm just gonna stay in and goon today. Maybe buy a big piece of meat for dinner. Who knows, the world is my oyster!

>>40812022
>In my opinion, the whole concept of things like shame, accountability, and basic empathy/emotional intelligence have been so severely eroded
If there was shame and accountability, then the teachers would be held to that standard as well.

i think if ur hair wasnt so unkempt looking and you shaved your beard you would look way better, ur beard is too patchy

>>40811987
am i ugly?

>>40812049
Yeah, but it's not like these freaks care

>>40812049
pretty average, straight guys always say this is how every woman looks like in the morning after a drunken night of sex

>>40812049
u look like a troon so im biased. all troons are 0/10 for me

>>40812038
if fourteen kids failed your class, then you should be fired.
seems straightforward to me.
teachers be slackin'.

i remember one time when a kid fell asleep in class the teacher just casually walked up with a huge text book and slammed it on the desk next to kid's head. woke him right up and scared the shit out of him. kid never slept in that class again.

millenials need to figure this shit out. you can't just ignore gen z or tell them what to do. it just sends them in the opposite direction.

>>40812049
you look average.
you need to style yourself better. a hair cut would be a start. like, your hairline isn't great so it looks like you grew it out to try to hide it. you did a bad job. get a fringe style.
then you have to learn to dress yourself. fashion sense goes a long ways.

>>40811645
You can build an entire fake identity around a mask. Women, drag queens, and entertainers do that everyday with makeup, wigs, and other accessories because they hate themselves.

>>40812049
Don't worry its whats inside that counts :)

Cade Maddox porn is so boring

>>40812141
he shouldnt have messed with his face so much desu. his dong is top quality nonetheless tho

>>40811986
>I'm quite sure straight men are even worse sexual deviants and predators
There would be more of them as a number, but its not clear there would be more per capita, or as a percentage of the group.

We would first have to define parameters of what a mentally healthy gay man *could* be. I dont like using the term 'mentally healthy' because it legitimizes a profession that, at this point, is rather blatantly fraudulent. But since it has, at a minimum, afforded the language many such medical metaphors, we will try to define what a mentally healthy gay man would be.

First, we would want to be consistent, so we would aim to use the same standard as close to a 'straight' man as possible.

However, we are confronted with the first reality, that by definition, the self identified gay, which represents a dividing point, does not share the same value system as a heterosexual (in most respects; this has to be defined for fairness and accuracy also; if we are saying self identification is the clear dividing point, then we have to also assume the 'heterosexual' identifies as such also, although much of the world would puzzle at what seems redundant. A 'heterosexual' explained to someone in Pakistan would sound as redundant as 'cis sexual' sounds to most of us. It also assumes the 'heterosexual' has no atypical risk profiles or value conflicts).

That is, a 'heterosexual' is capable of same sex ideations but is defined, typically, through their routine behavior and identity.

However a 'homosexual' who is self identified deviates a bit from this model, because he self identifies. To him, there is acceptable risk in making a public declaration that potentially alienates him from family support, friend inclusion, otherizes his social reputation and in some regional cases, risks violence and legal penalties.

So we have to decide whether or not that is a healthful social strategy. In most cases, it is not, however it is mitigated in many modern cultures...

>>40812145
he looks like every plastic surgeon in Cali over 45

>>40812141
irl porn is pretty boring in general

>>40812147
...So the less deviation from that, the closer to health he would be. If he is not self identified, then he falls into a third group yet unnamed, because it becomes more difficult to make a distinction. For example, a heterosexual may have transgressive sexual interests but not announce them, like being a cheater. Clearly problematic social strategy, so then you have to decide if he is closer to a healthy heterosexual or a closeted gay. That has to be treated as a separate topic if we are to be precise.

Presently, we are attempting to focus on the self identified gay.

What can be said easily, and more quickly, is that a mentally healthy gay is one who is, in all other respects, free of unnecessary risk behaviors, and we would specify sex behaviors. Otherwise we would have to digress further into distinctions like drug use or other vices and compare them to heterosexuals also.

So we would look at things like unprotected sex, promiscuity, social conflict etc.

The point being that to define what a mentally healthy gay is, we first have to assume the premise that such a thing exists and, if so, what deviations from healthy behavior compared to that of his straight counterpart are we going to permit and still call them healthy. If we assume they exist and can define them, then it would seem intuitive that they would be similar in every respect to heterosexual healthy men, and would apply the same criteria to a heterosexual: is he promiscuous, does he engage in transgressive behaviors, does he engage in safe sex and so on...

How expensive should a gay engagement ring be? All the men's designs don't really have a rock so you assume they'd be much cheaper

>>40812167
... If the gay guy meets those same criteria, then we can start there, and afterwards look at things that may not impede on risk behaviors but may produce internal stress nonetheless in such a way that is particular to homosexual identity. Only after that list is exhausted can we then move on to attempting to quantify rates of other mental dysfunction or stress that are not unique to homosexual identity, such as general sexual ideation, if we are going to be fair. For example, we can suppose a sense of inadequacy about sexuality may occur with gays more than straights, however a sense of inadequacy generally is not specific to gays.

This would then set the parameters to defining what is a mentally healthy self identified gay. In summary, it would be as close to a mentally healthy heterosexual as reasonably possible. But it would be necessary to discount the risks of the value system that results in public self identification to assume the premise.

Then comes the culturally more challenging issue; what to include and what to dismiss as healthy. There are legions of people who make some livelihood in the discussion of sex that will insist, for some fee, that just about any sexual fetish is healthy and normal, from promiscuity generally to the hardest most humiliating kinks.

I will, however, leave that to others to resolve. I am simply pointing out that gay identitarians presently seem to have none, and that could be seen as problematic. It is precisely because both gays and straight mental health professionals have left it go unchecked that we have mainstreamed things like grade-schoolers seeking emotional refuge in transexualism while professionals and lgbt call it normal. The consensus of laity, however, clearly dissent. The point being that if that can be mainstreamed as standard, what *wont* they mainstream if there is political or commercial interest in it?

>>40812169
it's not about the price or even the metals or gems used, it's about how you make it special for your fiance based on his interests and desires

>>40812169
>>40812169
>>40812169

Highlighting this question because it got buried in my hideous textwalls.

>>40812186
white people's skin just doesn't look good with gold on

>>40812022
All true, but I do hesitate to assign more responsibility to a public educator than the parents.

>>40812115
this guy has a massive dick

>>40812169
$500-$5000
>$500-$1000 dick rings
$5000 dick in a box ring
https://marielichtenberg.com/en-us/products/dick-in-a-box-ring

>>40812185
I get that but there has to be an expected price point right? You can get nice men's rings for under a grand but the whole "3 months salary" expectation for women would be insane for a mans ring

>>40812220
a nice dick and balls
https://www.collectorsrealm3.net/2024/09/13/orville-peck/

>>40812227
Feel like a stone in a men's ring is weird. Even if it's for the bottom. Elvish viney number for the bottom, cobalt for the top. Tungsten scares me cuz you can't cut it off

>>40811253
Thats a tough one. I enjoy Navels for a snack, Valencias for juice. I am sure I have enjoyed Clementines from time to time; not sure about Mandarins. I love tangerines and tangelos but the rind is so hard to remove for a snack.

The blood orange is a special treat. I'll be damned if I didnt go all summer and forget to get by favorite blood orange treat. It will seem odd to drink them in September but now that you have reminded me, I have to check that annual tradition box.

I think I stopped buying them when they switched from this traditional colorful design to that new edgelord black design and I got so disgusted that I just passed on them.

Which reminds me, I have to email the US Department of Justice later today about the Cracker Barrel rebranding to remove the white old guy from the logo. This unprovoked aggression cannot go unanswered. It really tied the logo together.

>>40812249
wow hes gotten buff since his first orvile album, he looked kinda thin then.

wish I could live with him in his tree house, so comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou3h0twV9TY

>>40812159
i mean... would.

>>40812022
Boys aren’t supposed to be reading all day, they’re supposed to be hunting

>>40812169
10% of your annual salary.

>>40812088
Exactly. It's a failure on every level.
Church doesn't hold the government accountable which doesn't hold parents accountable who don't hold the teachers accountable who couldn't be bothered to hold the students accountable.
Degradation of society.

>>40812296
Again that seems high. There's no diamond so what does the money go to? I don't see what you get once you go above 1k

>>40812294
so send them to trade school instead if standard highschool.

part of why they're so checked out is they see the millenials that went to college being crushed by debt and they're like what's the point of a college education if it doesn't guarentee a better quality of life? then they don't give af about school.

>>40812304
>Church doesn't hold the government
please stfu.
secular society means church can fuck off.

it's: parents need to hold kids accountable just as administrators need to hold educators accountable.

that simple. nothing to do with church or the government.

>>40812264
I want a stone in mine tho

>>40812283
So hot yet so boring at sex

>>40812311
higher quality of materials.
it's not always the designs. sometimes it's just the quality.

>>40812342
>hollywood celebs
NYET

>>40812334
Interesting. Can you provide an example? I'm having a hard time picturing a masculine diamond. Other than the dick one lol

>>40812049
The 'wide awake' expression reads as stress, which isnt helpful, together with the slightly knit brow. The glasses, which might be fine in another expression, draw attention to this expression and amplify it. However they might be appealing when contrasted with a different one. I dont have to tell you anything you dont already know about the double chin and angle that exposes it. The hair is nice and full and allows a lot of room for playful styles.

A bigger issue all around isnt so much one of ugly or pretty, but of basic appeal; your sloping shoulders seem to suggest you are not attending any fitness concerns, and that weighs down so heavily on so many. You can have the prettiest features, but if they are wrapped in loose skin and flab, no one will ever know.

The other issues are minor and an easy fix. But I think some self love and care for your fitness would give you dramatic benefits.

>>40812357
But to my point 3k is 10% of a part time grocer's salary

where is jägerlane? :(

>>40812331
It's the natural conclusion for accountability in a society.
If not the church or some other moral authority, then a totalitarian government.
unaccountable parents and administrators are just going to create unaccountable children and teachers without something holding them in check.
No need to pearl clutch because Sky Daddy is good at His job.

cringe

>>40812386
... are you saying if your boyfriend was a grocer you wouldn't accept his proposal? Not everyone makes 100k/year you elitist asshole.

>>40812396
Zinc overdose. He forgot to balance with copper
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.04104

>>40812423
My point is you're retarded and lack the reading compression skills of a fifth grader

>>40812409
>Sky Daddy
so god has XY chromosomes?

neither church nor government is the correct answer, when community encompasses reality.

why are we doing trunk or treat? because you hate your neighbors? your neighborhood didn't magically become infested with predators. your fat ass just got too lazy to walk 5k with your kids.

Why do tops smell like sweaty ass?

>>40812425
fake news. jägerlane does not swallow

>>40812464
Topical then

>>40812470
>overdosing on topical applications
more fake news -_-
you zuck at zis

>>40812439
no?
you're out of touch with tradition.
traditionally it was two-three months salary. so for someone making 100k, that's a 16k engagement ring.

your question is what are you getting for more than a grand and i answered you. one part craftsmanship and one part quality of material. you could certainly get some gaudy diamond encrusted band, but you have to go to a jeweler for a custom made piece.

am i the only jew(elery) buff?

the crux of your question is why get a rolex when you can get a fossil.

>>40812448
even in the fall and winter?

>>40812448
high T

>>40812494
It's not unheard of. But for someone of Timmy's girth I admit it's unlikely. You never know what those dogs and farm animals have been eating and how much makes it into their jizz tho
https://www.mdedge.com/emergencymedicine/article/134593/toxicology/drops-ointments-gels-and-patches-dangers-topical

>>40812448
because they top sweaty bottom butts

>>40812495
Your point here and the other post don't gel. I'm saying that it seems like you can get a quality ring for very little. You said you can bump the price by higher quality materials. I said basically yes but by how much cuz if I go by the 3 months thing we're way higher than your example. You then accuse me of elitism when I'm arguing the opposite.

So to be clear, I'm not saying it's impossible to buy 15k men's ring or even higher. I'm saying it seems like diminishing returns after about 1.5k especially if you're not going for a stone. Same point about the watches actually. Past a certain point you're just paying money to say you paid more money

>>40812448
You are what you eat

>>40812448
Guess what they don't wash

>>40810229 (OP)
I’m at my wits end with my pseudo boyfriend.

He’s a mentally unstable business tycoon who tells me I’m his true lover when he has two other partners and a child. He makes risky business decisions that I have to help him out with. Many times I have to even work at his store with his family and his other lover for free to get him through his depressive episodes (when he does a drug binge) while he says I’m not open enough for him because I’m still in the closet because I know my parents would tell me to get him out of my life immediately. He’s upset that I want to have a day to myself and says that it’s indicative that I hate him and think of him as a chore when in reality I just want some alone time because I’m so stressed trying to juggle my job and my endeavors with him.

Am I fucking idiot? Am I an asshole? I just wanted to participate enough so that his child didn’t get aborted and to make sure he didn’t kill himself. But I’m so tired. So tired.

He planned to move his store by the end of the year and when I said that the move would be incredibly difficult, if not impossible in the timeframe, he said that he expects me to help.

Call me a mannibal the way I'm trying to snack on some fresh boymeat.

>business tycon
>runs his own store and struggles to find coverage
Yeah franchising a single subway is a bitch in this economy. Hopefully he can still send back enough rupees to his family

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/93BMlgMfXu4
>tfw you will never vore hbox

>>40812558
cheap or autistic?

it's a status symbol to show off socially. objectively a rolex isn't better than a fossil because they both do the same thing.

do you put a cap on how much a representation of your love for your spouse is? the ring is a reflection of your devotion to them. the more you love them, the more should be willing to spend on them.

i know peopl say love don't cost a thing or you can't buy love. they're wrong. everyone has a price.

Time for fan mail-

Dear boomer,

What was the internet like when I was born, before edgelords and trolls came in swarms from neets getting internet access?

- Zoomie in Kalamazoo


Dear Zoomie,

A story told in song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY

>>40812622
before google or alexa we would ask jeeves.

>>40812621
Both. Just trying to find a place on picrel where I'm happy and he's happy. Obviously this is all hypothetical but I'd imagine anyone what would marry me would agree with the concept

>>40812629
lol indeed

>>40812615
Didn’t know how else to phrase it. “Wannabe” tycoon more like it.

I’m just so tired fag frens.

>>40812667
Business owner maybe. Tycoon implies any amount of power or influence and owning an knockoff old navy outfit doesn't beget either. Anyways what type of store is it? I've always wanted a cramped bookstore with an expresso machine in the back that I refuse to use

I sucked off a handsome silver haired 51 year old and when he started having precum he said
>Do you taste that boy?
I said
>Yeah
He said
>It's good for you baby
What did he mean by that

>>40812734
Cuz I want to fast

It was a bad night. Will someone hear me out?

you know another one that leads me to believe the educators are to blame?

they'll complain about the students ability to read. like bud. they use snapchat? discord? oh. text based applications. that require reading. huh.

the kids can read you dense fucks. it's not the kids can't read or are below grade level. it's: the kids don't give af about to kill a mocking bird or the great gatsby ir moby dick. they're not cool.

but reading some retarded online influencer drama? they eat that shit up. i'm sure the kids can deliver a dissertation on something they're interested in. that doesn't mean they're autistic. it means the adults are emotionally unintelligent and lack empathy.

some of these words, like empathy, have become buzz words that bad faith actors like idubzzz throw around in bad faith.

>>40812749
it's just a dirty talk, luv

>>40812772
yes. what habbened?

>>40812734
it's called a jura
you couldn't afford one.

>>40812711
>I've always wanted a cramped bookstore with an expresso machine in the back that I refuse to use
Same. My retirement plan is to own a bookstore fo that I only have open like twice every second week and all the books are used and overpriced af
>>40812749
>what did he mean by that
healthy

>>40812805
jesus

>>40812805
im loling at expresso, bumpkin. its espresso (its italian for "pressed")

>>40812049
get rid of the bank clerk glasses.

>>40812749
He was trying to find a delicate way of admitting he is a degenerate.

my retirement plan is a smith & wesson when the dementia starts to set it.

>>40812842
Not all of us have the fagcent. I always hit the X in eXpresso

>>40812815
This guy gets it

Am I ugly

>>40812790
Wet from river in swim clothes and no shoes. It is night time and cold now. I walked 6 hours before I find someone offered help. 2/3 walk was in very bushy woods very dense with thorn vines all the way catching on legs. Rest of walk was roads. Very nice family let me rest, eat, use phone, give blanket, and cleaned my legs.
My ride and home is 3 hours away so I fell asleept accidentaly sitting on their porch.

>>40812901
retard take again

>>40812924
WHAT

was yakub a warlock?

>>40812924
none of this sounds true. especially the "cleaned my legs" part -___-

>>40812924
why on earth were you swimming in a river at night

>>40812942
no. just a zesty nibba

Say you can't sleep, baby, I know, that's that me expresso

>>40812446
>trunk or treat
I have never heard of this in my life until now, do Americans really?

>>40812842
Strictly speaking, the usage of 'expresso', while technically improper, is so common that its become understood as an alternate, if incorrect spelling. Phonetically, it has some backing in Latin, the root of Italian where the term originates, and 'ex' commonly evolved to 'es'. At this point its like arguing the difference between gray or grey.

>>40812944
Don't really care what you guys believe i say.
>>40812946
It was something I did with sister and nephew but my sister left me. She knows I'm really terrified of water and cant swim.

>>40812976
i had 2 double expressos and now my ears are ringing and my jaw flexing and i should not have dont this

>>40812988
Yeah that's why I said ezpresso because of my deep understanding of latin roots WHOS THE RETARD NOW HUH

>>40812995
>>40812946
It started at day time

>>40812805
we had this at old workplace
2k eu and now i bought a 250eu machine
and its the same output...
i guess the jura has bluetooth lol

i wish it was my job to wipe his nosie

>>40812995
So I assume you are disowning your sister after this. I have for less. She passive-aggressively risked your mortal safety ffs.

>>40812776
dead geriatric pedophile in low caps???

>>40813019
Did you suck off a bear for warmth? You must be huge to hold down and rape a bear with your mouth like that. Crzy

>>40812986
yea. god forbid you love your neighbor.

>>40812590
tldr post hole

why am i attracted to feminine males? also, i could even be tricked by an ftm or a butch fem lesbo, but am generally not interested in females. not saying ftm is female but i don't like vagina, so yea.
when i see masculine male i'm like eww, gross!
why is that?

No. You pitiful fuck.

>>40812995
Wait did you drive there together? She left you in the woods or like you were washed away and disappeared? Either way wtf

>>40812448
i smell like peaches and sex

>>40813021
heh

wb LP

>>40812995
slap her next time you see her

>>40813074
Fuck that. If it were my sibling she would never hear from me again. Dumb bitch needs to understand there are lines you dont cross. If you dont enforce behavior, people feel allowed to treat you however they want. You dont do that to someone unless you are too mentally defective to deserve social interaction. Let her finish life with one less brother. No one needs that shit.

You all need to pick this up. I can only do so much. There is nothing more I can do with this thread.

>>40813026
I should have before, she always a bitch, but I love my nephew and niece.
>>40813058
Yes. We were on tubes. We have to get out of water because of problems but got separated

>>40813066
look how cute dancing with his sisters

>>40812357
my diamond signet mogs this so hard. cant stand small diamonds, there is literally nothing to look at with tiny diamonds

>>40810501
He wants you to take him and he's horny. People are more open to suggestion when they're horny

Making pancakes :D
>>40813061
Hot I think?
>>40813149
you did your best sis
>>40813170
>>40812995
so weird. Also how can you not swim I thought you were white?

>>40813149
i discovered that threading and recursive hiding works much better than plain recursive hiding waow

>>40813170
I would not let that sentiment override self preservation. There is no connection between you but sentiment that is not through the mother. The mother is toxic. It will shape them. They will not be kids forever. There is no way to be part of their life without involving her, and if you try, she will use them as leverage and try to poison them against you anyways.

In the final analysis, it is her or you. She is the one depriving her kids an uncle, not you. She made her choice. You do not need her and there is no moral victory by trying to stay connected with the kids. You cant control what she will turn them into anyways.

Who was the worst president before Trump?

>>40813186
He seems very amicable.

>>40813309
Why would you filter jäger what did he do? :O

>>40813309
especially if u scroll the thread after the fact and dont participate

>>40813323
also orange leatherfaces kike?...

>>40813323
everyone since jfk

>>40813323
Reagan

>>40813335
u regarded? its an attentionwhoring pooner

These are my plushies

Tabetha the Trex Jaque the froggy and horsey the unicorn they are my best and only friends

>>40813359
You seem to be attentionwhoring a bit more rn desu

>>40813384
wow

>>40813403
thats why im here!
but im not a psychotic pooner, well, not a pooner at least

>>40813149
i would like it if this thread died for good to be honest

I got stupid and I did something stupid to myself ;_;
Oh

>>40813323
The most destructive was probably Wilson by bringing back the Fed after Jackson spent both terms finally getting rid of the bank. Then Johnson let the wrong ones in because he was a Christian zionist cvck ever since he was a Texas senator and was groomed to be brainwashed into thinking Jews were our buddies by evangelicals.

Who then promptly lobbied to exploit every vice possible, commericalize it and used media to shame anyone with common sense.

White people still dont get it. They think they can comfortably vote their way out of government selected slavery and extinction and the goal is to save some shape on a map. Our countries are over. Finished. There is no force that can change demographics now. They arent going to get it until they are hunted for sport by mobs in the street and stalking feral pets for something to eat.

Its a pretty simple play, and not original. First sneak in a foreign army of young, alien, unintelligible, unmarried, angry, desperate men with nothing to lose and no way home, and situate them in your city. Then one day you make them really hungry, really fast, and tell them where the food grows. Use the law to call any resistance terrorists, show up behind them with a monopoly on weapons, and now their land is yours.

Retards think there is some glorious standoff with the military in the future. They dont seem to realize they are going to be stalked by drones in their sleep piloted by U.S. Lieutenat Pajeet.

If the government of Israel is willing to carpet bomb civilians for land there, why would you expect a different outcome from an Israeli controlled government here?

Go ahead, give us a laugh. Tell us how the elites relate to the common people and are too good and moral to refrain from using any measure possible to defend and grow their power.

>>40813465
are you a bot or actually autistic?

>>40813448
whatcha do?

>>40813541
Can you ask a family member to login with your trip and tell us when you die, so we can give our respects and stuff?

Masturbated to riolu again :/ I would kill every significant person in my life for 1 day in the pokeworld

>>40812273
yeah, he was a cute punk twink once upon a time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_M-jPypFFA (guy in the middle)

I wonder when he adopted this fake country persona?

>>40813564
that's not even a hot pokémon, the fuck is wrong with you dude?

just farted around a turd

>>40813610
I'm serious, you gotta start thinking about your legacy, you won't be here forever. Just look at what happened to poor Cobes :(

>>40813620
Yeah yeah yeah. Incineroar is hot too. I'm sure he fits more into your... pedestrian taste.

>>40813253
Im very terrified of water
>>40813316
Thank you anon. I did take a chance to be on better relationship with her for him. Never again.

>>40813660
and you wonder why they call you zigger

femboys built like mewtwo

>>40813648
who?

>>40813670
Why?

mega mewtwo y to be clear no one’s trying to fuck on a gaydead mega mewtwo x

For me its snorlax

i prefer emboar

>>40813709
Never heard of him before but I think I get it

male salazzle too

i would also fuck every poke dragon ESPECIALLy goodra

never cared for pokemon but i'd poke Gladon in the tush

>>40813792
Gladion

>>40813792
among the humans its gotta be oak for me

>>40813660
Its a loss, but it was a loss before it came to this. This event just made it impossible to ignore. I am very sorry for it too. I know its hurtful. Think of it this way: although it is unlikely, there is a chance in the future that her kids will realize how awful she is and want to get distance too as adults. And then maybe you can reconnect with them. Until then, there is no harm in anonymous good deeds and gifts to them. You dont have to lose them completely to save yourself. Be blessed and good luck going forward. There is still hope and joy with them therein to look forward to.

I have a lot of experience with ditching toxic family members, going to severe extremes to do it, my life is better for it, and some of it very similar to your stories. I only want you to be safe. We can only choose what we do ourselves and how we let others treat us when we have a choice. We cant choose what they do. Sorry so long.

>>40813677
when i was a cringey teenager i used to fantasize about being transformed into a mewtwo because i felt like him, an outsider surrounded by plebeians. also lowkey was feeling funny about how uhh, erhm, how nicely shaped them hips are in the first movie..

Anybody that uses the word plebian deserves all the bullying they've ever gotten and worse

surrounded by pleiadians

aww kitty likes cuddles. usually i only get bitten

>>40813897
are they hot

need to get bummed

>>40814023
https://youtu.be/BjTYUxDyjI8

>>40813845
Thank you very much anon. It sucks you have toxic family too.

why does youtube keep taking away copy at time on mobile it’s so fucking dumb

>>40814043
did your dad get inappropriate with you too

>>40814064
timur was viciously molested by the family labradoodle daily until it died from old age

sllrrp slrrp ;p
mmmm

special forces are state sanctioned serial killers

>>40814043
Yeah it was pretty rot but you know I cant elaborate in gaygen. Just know I feel for you and know how you hurt, and thats why I want you to be safe and feel safe. It sucks but its what we have to do sometimes to save ourselves. Be blessed and good luck.

>>40814228
>>40814228
>>40814228
>>40814228