Thread 40812659

q4c: what's your favorite halloween costume to see on a tranner?
q4t: what's your favorite halloween costume to see on a guy?

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>>40812659 (OP)
Q4C: Tigerprint bikini with a C string

>>40812659 (OP)
>q4c
There are probably better specific answers but maid comes to mind and that works

>>40812659 (OP)
he look like rtgames on the bottom right tho

>Q4C

This one time, she made a positive pregnancy test costume and people congratulated her. I made a stolen valor joke and she got mad at me for a week.

my friend looked so handsome today

goodmorning

>open Discord
>online for literally 0.00000005326 business seconds
>tranny says gm

You mfs really have nothing else going on huh.

Trannies will do shit like this and then say the gock gives them dysphoria. baka

boymoding today

>>40812696
Why

anons how do you recommend installing a monitor arm when your desk has drawers. can i just drill into the drawer space? i don't plan on using the drawer i would draw into but it would be hard to secure it bc then i can't open the drawer. hm.

>>40812692
Shut up that‘s what makes them great

soimoding today

>>40812700
So I can boyremoval her duh

>>40812710
Lol

>>40812701
Something tells me the drawer space wasn't meant for a monitor arm.

I’m not fond of vibrant visuals, I will not be using it

>>40812695
>what is gallows humor

>>40812702
No.

>qott
i dont know that ive ever thought about it in those terms, i do though just like seeing the different things people do---especially the high effort costumes! (im v jealous of ppl who can skillfully make their own outfits)

>>40812719
f*cktard

>>40812692
>not staying invisible so you can use your tranny collection hour by hour
ngmi

>>40812730
*rapes you*

>>40812700
hons aren't allowed to girlmode in mexico

>>40812716
you're a genius! yeah lol ik i just want to install one anyways, and the desk is too thick for me to put it in otherwise i think. do u know of any way i can do this that doesn't include just like. taking out the drawer forever.

>>40812724
Probably some tranny cope idk

>>40812731
Wait, you guys talk to multiple trannies at once? I can barely handle the attention from one.

>>40812659 (OP)
Q4C: I would love to see my trans gf in a Tali from Mass Effect outfit cause I love that little suit rat. Tali best girl.
>>40812692
Desperate for cockvoice: GM anon how are you today :3
Did it go something like that?

>>40812692
I miss when she's quadtext at 5am before I woke up that was nice

>>40812736
You aren't a hon though, you're pretty.

>>40812742
no you use one until you get bored then say g2g and move onto the next bitch

Lizzy serviced my gock better than any of you soiboys ever could

>>40812735
*gives you shitgock*

>>40812766
fake autumn

I just had a dream where I put a pigeon and a crow in my car. Why can't I have cute romantic dreams?

>>40812659 (OP)
>q4c: what's your favorite halloween costume to see on a tranner?
Idk there's like infinite costumes.

>>40812744
It was 'gm nerd' and some random anime server thingy.

>>40812745
Why is this frightening to me?

>>40812759
Sounds counterproductive to what I want, but if it floats your antisocial boat.

why did they kick me :(

>>40812788
t. soccer ball

>>40812783
Join her anime server nerd

>>40812745
i haven’t done this to the new guy yet so he thinks i’m normal :)

I stay invisible because it's none of your business what I'm doing or not doing

>>40812751
I am too gigantic to blend in as a woman in mexico

>>40812771
That would be funny if Autumn said that though

>>40812795
It wasn't an invite lol, it was an emoji from another server.

>>40812788
*laughs maniacally as you walk away, revealing the kick me sign that I placed on your back*

i don't trust him if he's

>always in invis mode
>account was created less than 3 years ago

>>40812802
You're just a tall foreign woman, they have those too.

>>40812802
Come midwest America

i’m invisible because if he saw how often i opened and closed discord seeing if he replied he’d think i was crazy

>>40812777
Because you have unexplored regions of the shadow self (wow the metaphor couldn‘t be more obvious)

>>40812797
Reading this activated my fight or flight.

>>40812811
What if my ex logged into my old account to see if I was cheating on her and locked me out? I obviously wasn't cheating, but I never got that account back so I had to make another one.

>>40812811
Invis mode on discord? I always have my status say on.
>>40812809
Cute

>>40812819
What does any of this mean?

>>40812811
>account created 2 years ago
FUCK.

Railing a tranner so hard she sounds like a squeaky toy

I'm invisible because I'm spooky, like a ghost, I scare people. I should not be seen

>>40812826
sus i wouldn't trust you

This cafe is playing nothing but Fleetwood Mac and I think they do this regularly on Sundays. Maybe I need a different place.

>>40812823
cheater

>>40812816
Why are you people like this? It's kinda creepy ngl.

>>40812832
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>40812811
im on invis mode 24/7, i just don't check it v often but it does open automaticallly at times to update and i don't want ppl to think that means im looking at it but not replying. those indicators just make me so anxious too lol

>>40812833
understandable, see you next year

Getting railed by a tranner so hard she makes me sound like a squeaky toy

>>40812838
i just want to talk to him :(((((

>>40812838
nta but it's cause i'm in love

>>40812835
I wasn't cheating though! She was just extremely fucking paranoid that I was. God forbid men have social circles outside of a relationship.

>>40812831
Wow!
>>40812845
Woawww!!!

>it was their backup account
>they never exchanged social media when I did
>went always-invisible halfway through knowing them
I should've known but I liked them too much

>>40812783
>Why is this frightening to me?
wait do guys not like this

>>40812856
why is your social circle all trans women who are prettier than me?

Invisible bf and invisible gf, just getting to each others messages when we have a chance

Aura's cock could fix me

>>40812840
boo!

>>40812866
Avoidant guys don't
Most are just hyped to have someone's attention

Maybe I'm just avoidant. If a woman pays any attention to me, compliments me or says anything sweet, I start wondering what she wants from me.

>>40812872
i reply instantly the second i see it actually

>>40812811
my account was created in 2016 and i basically dont even use it lmao
i miss skype :(

>>40812816
Shut up Rachel

>>40812834
i like when places have like a theme to the day, but not if its repeating like that. my old climbing gym would play like the a different genre/era every time i would go and it was super great. however listening to a lot of fleetwood mac might be nice every once in a while, but not weekly.

>>40812875
*pets you*

>>40812874
It can't even get hard. Sorry bottom chaser

>>40812866
I think I'm just avoidant, anon.

>>40812868
THEY'RE ALL GROWN MEN

>>40812858
Aura "I'm not a top" Aurason

>>40812882
>i miss skype :(
based

>>40812892
I'm going to feed you all the pills needed for it, I'm going to revive the beast inside you and bring forth the age of Uranus from the awakening of your cock

Maybe that last relationship did fuck me up lmao

>>40812895
I'm not. I just pretend to like bottom chasers for the joke
>>40812906
What an interesting sentence

im eating this again ^^
>>40802344
but without strawberries this time and half an apple

>>40812745
i used to do this with a guy who was 12 years older than me and i'd send him pics of stuff that reminded me of him, tell him about my day and how much i missed him, and how i hoped he was doing well. i tried to limit myself to five texts a day but sometimes i'd go over. he'd only respond at like 8-9pm at night and would mainly just ask if i was horny and for nudes :/ i really loved him

>>40812913
What do you really like babe?

>>40812659 (OP)
>what's your favorite halloween costume to see on a tranner/guy?
ik im supposed to make the answer sexual in some way but i really like creative Halloween costume ideas, especially if they're homemade
on men or women, the best ones are unique, immediately recognizable, and clearly the result of a lot of effort.
>>40812816
this

>>40812923
Attention from desperate simps

>>40812883
who are you

Why don't the needy people stop chasing people who don't want their attention and just chase each other

>>40812816
how do you hold a relationship without getting sick of your partner after two weeks? my partner acting like this would make me hate them, and has in fact made me resent them in the past to the point where i dumped them out of resentment.
being excited to see and talk to the other person sounds like a normal part of a relationship, so how do i stop getting annoyed and frustrated by what should be normal? i don't want to poison and sabotage my relationships.

>>40812923
Lots of things
>>40812929
They don't have to he desperate. Or even simps

>>40812920
i even wrote poetry about him and on occasion i'd share it if we called on the phone and he always laughed at it and i felt so stupid but at the same time i just kept writing it because i really loved him and he just felt like the best thing in the world and i wanted to give him my everything. i miss him so much

>>40812852
Honestly I had a GF like this and I found it super cute. Not sure about everyone else here. She'd send me texts at 3 in the morning of funny vids and texts.
>>40812858
Thank you Aura
>>40812932
So what, we all just become trans and then fuck each other? I mean, we could. But like 50 percent of us would become hons

>>40812932
because that could get messy
no one gets hurt this way

>>40812913
even just pretending to like us makes me feel better about life, so idc if you don't actually like topping, you're a nice girl in my book since you don't insult by default and at least play along

>>40812937
>relationship
Their post sounds like talking stage behavior

I wish my dick was hard 24/7

>>40812959
if tranny based, if chaser ew

>>40812958
just call me a loser

why did he not like my poetry anons :/

>>40812949
You're welcome baby
>>40812953
Thank you honey. I hope you find your top one day

>>40812886
Yeah I even like most of these songs but it‘s the fact that I‘m stepping into a consciously bougie boomer curated spot which ruins it for me. Shame because I come here on Sundays deliberately to avoid paying for parking but maybe I‘ll retry the other cafe across town which I had uhh previously written off as a bougie boomer curated space.

>>40812880
I can't because I'm busy usually, but I can get to it within an hour

>>40812929
How about you babe?

>>40812949
there are worse fates than being a hon

>>40812811
yea if the account is rly young he's not using his real account and that's bad

>>40812913
It's
So
Over!

>>40812982
never happening, but thank you, we all need some extra kindness

>>40812979
Maybe he's illiterate

>>40813009
What if you had a bro top you

How do I find a bro that looks kinda girly?

>>40812979
Meter or free verse? Primary influences?

>>40813004
Sorry! I thought it was obvious!
>>40813009
Don't give up hope babe

>>40813024
>>>/gaygen/

>>40813024
i look kinda faggotly

>>40813024
I can‘t get over how lucky some dudes are to have close friends troon on them.

>>40812998
I mean I guess, what would those fates be?

>>40812982
Also Aura I'm a switch so either way I win.

>>40813028
free verse, idk i'm not a professional i was just trying to express how he made me feel
>>40813014
he has a phd :/

>>40813033
They got mad when I asked

>>40813057
thats how they flirt

>>40813032
I guess top tranners just don't exist in the US, kinda like universal healthcare.
(I got it I'm still playing along)

>>40812965
same thing

>>40813054
Poetry is a different kind of literary. Unless he has a PhD in lit, then sorry.

I just realized the girl at work who asked me if I drank coffee was actually asking me out. FUCK.

>>40812875
Can you post the pic of your pretty eyes again? The one where you look really innocent.

>>40813065
they don't exist in Europe as well, kinda like freedom of speech

>>40813047
Are switches real? I thought switches were just bottoms that top because their partner wants it
>>40813065
Ohhhh. I see
>>40813076
Oblivious. Average male

All this poetry talk has got me seriously wondering if I should hit up the hoes into Sylvia Plath as Ted Hughes is quickly becoming one of my favorite writers

>>40813076
Leave her a bunch of nervous messages trying to rewrite the scenario like that episode of Seinfeld

>>40813065
The secret you have to realize is that "top trannies" that are into men enough to do that usually are not on HRT

Since virtually all North American trannies are on HRT and its much more commonly used here than in Latin America or Asia, you're not going to find many trannies that are interested in topping men except for a big payday.

>>40813090
My response to that was "yeah, sometimes" then going back to talking with friends. Someone fucking shoot me right now please.

i recorded this b4 i got dressed and might actually be retarded

>>40813075
yeah it wasn't in lit but still, idk. i was expressing my love, why didn't he care?

>>40813090
>man I just realized the girl who said "aggsgdgacaffagdkflkhrhsjakjtjr" to me wanted to fuck
and women will still be like "lol how didn't you realize??"

i need a lobotomy

>>40813047
being a repper and/or a statistic

>>40813100
No, I just have to not be retarded.

>>40813115
Kinda real. She could have at least asked if I had free time or something. The fuck am I gonna do with coffee? Lady, there's enough Adderall in me right now to kill a newborn horse, of course I love stimulants.

>>40813127
sarah hi hello

just put something in my buthle

>>40813114
Is he one of those autistic phds?

>>40813103
It's okay. You can go on a date with me
>>40813115
Hey. Wanna fuck?

>>40813135
Nice nice

>>40813133
Yeah interpreting those signals is a learned skill that is essential to not be KHHV, but it sure is fucking cryptic and confusing until you learn to trust the part of your brain that believes she's into you

>>40813090
>I thought switches were just bottoms that top because their partner wants it
that's at least most of them
>>40813134
hiya <3

>>40813137
no he was super nice. always told me he'd take care of me, super sweet, desu he knew exactly how to push on my buttons he'd always have me call him daddy and tell him how much i loved him like he wanted me to fall further and further and i did. he told me how i'd make a great mom and how if i got sick he'd make me soup and take care of me, but then i'd send him messages at all times of the day and he wouldn't respond. just from 8-9pm every night.

Wow I put my hair over my left shoulder instead of my right, how did he not get it?

>>40813142
No im drinking coffee (yes)

>>40812692
Need tranner gf like that

>>40813150
there may or may not be a video of it

I want to suck David Corenswet off. He's so fucking hot.

>>40813090
>I thought switches were just bottoms that top because their partner wants it
that's me.

how do guys flirt with women? i am autistic if that matters

>>40813172
chaser btw

>>40813155
Aren't you a switch Sarah?
>>40813162
Put the coffee down and suck my dick baby
>>40813177
It's okay to be a bottom

is the tranpire me?

>>40813182
it's usually not very subtle
i think you'd know

>hey do you drink coffee
>yeah sometimes
>goes back to being a retard

>>40813182
Get drunk then go up to them and just talk about anything.

I think I‘m gonna study the Upanishads before I start hitting the bars again.

should i make coffee? it's lunch time

>>40813193
but bottoms get no tops, so I have to top if I want to have sex (I'm a virgin)

>>40813182
Step 1 is trusting that they are potentially into it and not self-cucking from step 1 with the defeatist routine that 50% of this website does (not saying you are doing that, a lot of women like autists, but it is an essential rule nonetheless). Self-actualize as the Chad

>>40813182
Learn in text so that you have a minute to generate responses
It's basically like playing a game, constantly coming up with jokes that have the possibility to just be a joke or intention behind it if they feel reciprocal, that's the essence of flirting, the open-endedness
Get good enough at that and quicker in text and then recreate it irl
That's just the verbal side though
The physical stuff is kinda impossible if you're autistic. You just gotta hope they like you enough to power through the awkward physicality until it's part of you they like

>>40813198
then i don't think anyone likes me
>>40813200
i don't drink :(
>>40813207
i'm a girl qq

>>40813193
no im a top
i don't even have a prostate

Say I wanted to unfuck this whole coffee situation, the fuck do I even say?

>>40813182
Drink until health bars appear over their head.

>>40813219
Did they take it from you?

>>40813217
As a girl it‘s even easier you just wait for random drunks to come up to you and start talking about their Bergman film rankings

i am a girl and i want to know when guys are flirting with me or not please

>>40813204
Men top sometimes. Find a man
>>40813219
Are you joking?

>>40813244
men are hairy, ew, I only want a delicate elf girl ravaging my butt

>>40813236
If he talks to you a lot
That's basically it

>>40813252
nobody talks to me irl

>>40813229
idk
batched circumcision, mayhaps
>>40813236
it's usually not very subtle
i think you'd probably know
>>40813227
ask her out for coffee

>>40813249
I'll use my tranny phone that every tranny has and get hunter schafer on the line

>>40813227
Ask her out for sex

>>40813258
botched
>>40813244
only sort of
i have a prostate but touching it just hurts, it's not enjoyable

i'm such a psycho bitch

im freaking crazy. im out of my mind. watch the fuck out

>>40813080
no
it's a bad pic terrible lighting

>>40813275
Sorry to hear that baby

help me

>>40813278
why?
>>40813290
it's not a big deal
turns out sticking your dick into people is a lot of fun

Sexy bobs

>>40813302
my mom did drugs while pregnant with me

>>40813268
Hunter!? ok, that's gonna work

>>40813298
with what?

>>40813298
With what?

guys... my butt has a crack in it... is this bad...

I will conduct an epic prank and convince Sarah to get SRS

>>40813302
Tell me more about sticking your dick inside people
>>40813318
She's on the way baby

>>40813319
>>40813327
being alone

>>40813297
Polish painter btw

>>40813329
Do it stank

>>40813310
Show bobs and vagene

>>40813331
why is Hunter Biden at my door?

>>40813354
I'm scared of these images
>>40813365
You wanted a top

>>40813313
no i mean what makes you think you're psychotic?
>>40813330
that would be so horrible
i don't produce anything so it wouldn't self-lubricate
no g-spot
utterly worthless to me
>>40813336
man or woman?
>>40813331
yea i bet you'd like that

>>40812659 (OP)
op pic is kinda how I looked as a twink :c

>>40813291
>>40813297
>>40813305
>>40813340
>>40813354
>>40813377
>>40813388
You’re not a vibe bro

>>40813385
I would. Please, go on!
>>40813388
How did you get this picture of me?

>>40813347
nope.

>>40813388
>>40813399

>>40813399
think it's jefe replying to pichu, grim.

>>40813407
If you ain't got dat stanks weon want it

>>40813399
Am I a vibe?

>>40813385
i scare people a way and say stupid shit i can't take back when i'm scared. woman

>>40813415
i could rub some garlic on it if u want

>>40813411
reminder that jefe once saved a screenshot of my address to his computer and had to be talked to by the mods to stop harassing me and my friends

>>40813108
Dakotitties in my mouth

>>40813430
he's a gross creep I hate that faggot

>>40813430
how do all these 35 year old men find the time to bug young trannies all the time

>>40813430
Huh??? Is this real?

>>40813289
No it's not. It's the cutest pic of your eyes I've seen.

>>40813442
Isn't autumn also like 35

hate marie okay

chasers post belly button

Marie is hot as fuck

Chasers. Post abs!

>>40813445
happened almost a year ago, Sarah’s server I think
>>40813452
I may be post-wall, but I ain’t 35

>>40813458
The fat gay man arrived

>>40813406
im afraid i can't do that
>>40813419
straight or bi?

i don't want to talk about a dead discord server so nobody better be waiting for me to chime in on this

>>40813433
they might leak seems i have mild galactorrhea

>>40812695
me as fuck

Sarah lewds?
Not on my monitor I'm afraid.
I wish that could change.

>>40813469
I’m the fat bitterhon, come correct

>>40813473
bi, why?

>>40813475
Hot.. use it as lube to jerk me off

It'll be a year of hrt in a few days. Am I still baby trans? I never thought I'd get this far!

>>40813458
Based

boymoding today

>>40813487
i wish it was that much milk cuz that's something i'd do just to be silly

>>40813430
I didn't know he was that creepy

>>40813430
Terrible if it happened to anyone else but funny it’s happened to you because you’re annoying

>>40813488
i was told yes when i got there last year so maybe but congrats anyway!

I don't use discord. I have never spoken to anyone here on discord. I do not care about your discordian drama or your discordian boogeymen.

>>40812659 (OP)
>q4c: what's your favorite halloween costume to see on a tranner?
Sexy version of anything
>q4t: what's your favorite halloween costume to see on a guy?
Invisible man

>>40813500
trvke

i love my chaser

>>40813494
she looks like she gets really good grades

>>40813506
discord be where the bussy at

>>40813521
Women are outside.

>>40813517
she graduated from a top Canadian business school with good grades

>>40813521
this is true

>>40813526
They said bussy

>>40813504
Thank ya!

wait was the discord deleted or something?

>>40813538
Women.

>>40813514
I wish someone would say this about me

>>40813547
Bussy

If I view trannies as women then I am not a chaser I am just straight
Goodbye

i wanted to tell him i love him but then i remembered we have only talked for a month and never met face to face once so i am actually a loser and not in love

>>40813549
I love you

>>40813483
because ive never dated a man so idk how much help i could be if you were straight
do you have a lot of friends? generally id recommend working on that first. it's good to have the practice socializing and remaining calm in stressful social situations
>>40813480
hang on lemme find something new
i already posted all my good ones so it won't be great

>>40813565
>do you have a lot of friends?
they are all growing apart from me recently. that's the alone i am talking about

>>40813565
Time to get some lingerie together and take some fresh to keep the chasers off your ass for being gay

too much energy to sit still gonna go do some stuff see u later!

Rank the top 5 bussies

>>40813586
i like the double decker ones they have in london!

>>40813586
stu is rank 1

just put pajeet into Google translate and it says it means "paid" in Albanian

>>40813560
Thanks aura I love you too

ok chat gonna go buy bedding and pillows bye

>>40813586
of the only ones I've seen here
stu
niko

>>40813586
My chaser male bussy is #1

>>40813506
Same. I only come here to attentionwhore

killing myself because I saw a video of a woman wearing a tank top on tiktok

i should buy a bluetooth headset so people can't tell i am schizophrenic

also when do you think i should tell my roommate i'm trans? she doesn't know lol

>>40813592
Good choice
>>40813594
Wow
>>40813607
Of course baby
>>40813612
Cool list
>>40813613
Let me put my gock in it

>>40813506
this

>>40813586
Rick's is #1

>>40813622
you should have told her before you became roommates you're basically raping her

>>40813631
ok then

This shit ain't nothing to me, man (I am scared, what do women want from me).

>>40813628
I bet his bussy is very tight

>>40813594
>>40813612
hell yeah :)
https://litter.catbox.moe/cynh6qqn6tct95ul.mov

>>40813579
i dont think im putting my gross cd lingerie on again for a good long while
maybe once pio makes me thick i'll want to wear the cheerleader outfit again
anyway here's this
>>40813576
i recommend joining clubs
especially a local D&D group. they're likely to be awkward geeks and all of your interactions can have the plausible deniability of being in-character so if you mess up then it won't be such a big deal
>>40813622
when you've become close friends

>>40813659
I need my tongue in there NOW.

Shoving Aura in shackles and inviting the boys over to pound her ass as the event is streamed on the chasergen discord

>>40813666
my d&d group is on indefinite hiatus :( also are you okay? you have a bunch of cuts on your tummy

>>40813666
>666
The devil is tempting you in lingerie.. your tits look extremely fuckable, hypothetically in a straight Sarah world of course

The only feminine thing about me is my hair and lips
>>40813671
How many guys are we talking?

>>40813674
find a new one! you can do two campaigns simultaneously, and if your preferred one comes back you can just ditch the new one if it's too much to do at once
>are you okay?
no.
>>40813684
i think they're probably big enough for that although it seems awkward
ive never done that myself

>>40813674
do you ask if someone is ok every time you see scars? that's a little rude.

>>40813625
I know you're joking now, but if you ever get in vicinity of it you'll get bricked up and want to

sad becoz found out another manager is younger than me

>>40813703
i don't know how to make new friends
>>40813705
sorry what should i say instead

>>40813707
Bend over baby. Get ready

>>40813705
Bitch you ok?

>>40813722
there are lots of places to find a new group
websites, game shops
idk where you live so idk what would work best

>>40813722
don't say anything, you listen. and that's what no one ever did

Goblin campaign when?

>>40813722
you don't bring it up. some of us are going to have cutting scars for the rest of our lives and a stranger pointing them out and asking if we're ok isn't going to make us better.

Bottom chasers should make their own general
disgusting

>>40813694
A better question is, how many guys can you take at the same time?

>>40813719
My manager is some submissive zoomer twink cuck that's bad at his job. It's actually kind of adorable when he asks for help putting his foot down and making decisions, he's smart as shit though. Just because they're placed in positions of leadership doesn't mean they're better than you. That just means someone more retarded than them thought it'd be a good idea to put a lesser retard in charge.

>>40813742
You’re in it!

>>40813732
>>40813736
i'm sorry

guys i appreciate it but im okay
her asking about the scars doesn't bother me
im not going to talk about them but idc that she asked

>>40813742
this is a bottom only general >:3

gocky wocky! gocky wocky!! gocky wocky!!!

>>40813749
Don't apologize. It's a learning process. Takes time.

>>40813753
Good.

i'm stupid and evil and this is why i am alone

>>40813745
no they are better than me

>>40813742
there used to be one, but transbians and chasers entered there to troll us and scared off all the top trannies

I need to cry into a girl's shirt then force her to forget that I was just vulnerable for a moment.

>>40813763
Says who? Comparison is the thief of joy.

>>40813727
It's always ready
>>40813742
It's called a sense of humor

we need more positivity

>>40813765
Damn all 2 of them? How did they handle all the bottom bussies begging for their pozzy penis?

There should be a better slur for bottom chasers. Faggot isn't hateful enough.

>>40813745
One in my mouth and one in my butt. If you mean how many men I'd let gangbang me, no more than 6
>>40813775
You can cry while you rest your head in my lap

i went as heather mason one time

>>40813762
you're fine
dw about it
>>40813781
it wasn't easy

>>40813753
sorry I was moreso complaining about my own life

>>40813781
it was 2 bottom chasers, me and another guy, locked in a room with a rabid hamster, Sarah and a Brazilian rapehon

>>40813787
I want to make you moan in your childhood bedroom

>>40813753
What's the scars on your tits from?

18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES DADDY LOVES YOU <3

>>40813775
becoz i have a degree that says i’m supposed to better but i’m not so i’m even worse

>>40813785
>on my lap

OK, just put on pants that you won't mind getting soaked with tears and maybe snot. Also wear earplugs so you won't hear me crying like a bitch.

>>40813787
Incredibly cute.

>>40813808
I don't mind men crying. I'll take care of you baby

30+ year old trannies where you at? <3

>>40813787
You are a great Heather

>>40813787
I would have sex with this dude
no homo

Seethe moar, no THICC trans GF chaserbros.

i want to talk to people

>>40813787
God damnit I need to be at a halloween party with you

>>40813835
Hello anon

>>40813826
Twinkchan is in the thread

>>40813831
How'd you get this picture of my thighs?

>>40813666
What’s pio?

>>40813839
out loud

>>40813831
Is she cool with you posting these?

>>40813863
I'm okay with him posting my thighs

>>40813863
She gets off on it.

marie's ass on my cock

idk what my next halloween costume would be, maybe heather from sh2 or the witch from left4dead

>>40813780
hell yeah

>>40813869
Thanks, THICC GF

>>40813787
That’s a pretty good cosplay :)

I will never be someone's thicc gf kms

>>40813790
i figured
it's alright
but just know that I am fine
>>40813800
from a large knife with a convex curve so as you slice it bites deeper
a very dangerous thing for a repper to own
>>40813844
pioglitazone is a hormone (?) that makes you gain more weight in your lower body

>>40813878
I am thick!

things are getting worse not better

>>40813863
Kinda looks like a creep shot of a random girl in public lol.

Was thinking about posting my morning wood to the thread but it seems peaceable rn and I would like to preserve that nice state

>>40813887
Ok, so was it accidental?

I will be lazy this halloween and I will simply wear wolf ears

>>40813905
Why do you ever take them off?

>>40813888
Checked!
I date only THICC trans women.

>>40813905
Cute. Awoo for us wolpchan

Thicc is such a meme to excuse bodies built on sugar substitutes

>>40813905
Wolf ears and a thong bodysuit with fishnets

>>40813914
faggot

>>40813887
I thought prog did that?

i want to stop thinking about it

>>40813914
It's the sugar, not the substitutes that do that

I’m going as franken hooker for Halloween :p

i hope i wont be hating myself and my body too much at 31october so i can wear something not 100%male for halloween but i dont think it will happen

>>40813888
You are a tiny little manhandleable girl

trannies don't even need halloween costumes
they already spend everyday pretending they're something that they're not

>>40813931
not anymore. i stopped boymoding a while ago

>>40813931
that's no way to chase

I like when tranners wear witch outfits

>>40813931
so real bestie

>>40813911
my hearing is pretty bad, I am at a disadvantage when I wear them long term
>>40813913
I refuse to awooo on command!

>>40813936
I only chase the bag

>>40813938
which outfit?

>>40813938
Which outfits?

>>40813931
The demoralizer shrinks in horror at my towering ivory cock

>>40813894
Post if tranny, stay if chaser

>>40813946
I would have thunk doubling the amount of ears you have would increase hearing capability.

>>40813946
>I refuse to awooo on command!
Ok well let's just hang out and if one sneaks out then it is what it is

>>40813948
>>40813949
I hear an echo

>>40813953
you can't even get hard tranny

transphobia makes me so sad. I should kill myself

>>40813975
My 7 inches of fury would kill you chasey

>>40813806
Maybe that other person had experience in the field already despite their lesser degree. Sometimes, a lengthy career can outperform and outbid other candidates if they know how a certain industry works. Either that or they knew someone in a leadership position already and pulled some strings for them.

Look at this way, even if they were better than you, which they're not, I'd take this opportunity to learn from this other person and grow. Who knows, maybe you may end up in their position in the future. Doors open when you network. I'm not saying pull yourself up by your bootstraps and do the shit boomers say. Just listen, learn, socialize, and go from there. Pick their brain and shit.

>>40813811
No, put on the earplugs. They're more for your protection than they are for my benefit.

>>40813874
I wonder what you'd look like as a vampire. Vampresse? Alrernatively, a maid dress covered in blood and running makeup.

>>40813984
7 inches is a waste when you're just gonna be humping your pillow

>>40813984
Am I supposed to get girls mad to get this?

Demoralize? No
>Do More
for your community and
>Realize
you have the power to make a difference in the lives of those around you

with your help we can make all the trans girls leave this channel and kill themselves. then we have it all to ourselves boys

>>40814020
Yes.

>>40814030
No.

>>40814020
domorerealize

>>40814030
Can you leave and kill yourself instead? I just want to talk to all the girls.

>>40814030
Then we can be our true selves and transition without judgment

british trannies where??

>>40813902
no.
>>40813921
prog makes your boobs bigger

>>40813981
im getting weaker at that too i saw on twitter an argentinian friends group paying a light aircraft to fly over the neighbourhood with a megaphone saying "[guys name] is a tranny fucker]" (cometravas in spanish) and like every reply and retweet was people laughing and desu its just sad :/

tranny boobs?

>>40814055
small :(

>>40814045
My dms

>>40814055
too small :(

>>40814060
>>40814068
Small are also cute and pretty

>>40814030
I'm doing my best

>>40814070
looks like a man's chest

>>40814070
flat :( no boobs :(

>>40814055
not to be shared

>>40814079
>>40814082
I'm sure they're cute and would be nice to kiss. Chin up girls.

so tired

>>40814091
How was nap?

Listening to my roomate speak german in the living room turns me on so much I need to get on some serious libido suppressants or something

Babe OF COURSE I want a serious relationship with you
I CAN'T WAIT to introduce you to my family
they're gonna LOVE you

>>40814098
What is it about German? That's funny. You should suck his dick.

>>40814060
>>40814068
>>40814079
>>40814082
me

>>40814098
Hrt will probably do that to you

>>40814091
What's up card why do sleepy?

>>40814090
my chin is big if you are into that

>>40813890
Same
They say that has to happen to grow but I think they're gas lighting me

>>40813912
I'm the thiccest tranny alive
>>40813929
I'm thicc!!
>>40813988
Ah, I see. Earplugs are in, you may commence with the crying

>>40814049
You don't have to give me short answers, you obviously wanted to be asked about the scars of you posted that pic.

ahhhh ja de poopenfarten duhast mich tralala

>>40814099
yeah :(

>>40814106
prove it babe

>>40814106
You're pretty and I think you probably have some very cute boobs.

>>40814117
keep going i'm about to bust

>>40814096
it's not a nap if it's 5 hours long

>>40814049
I know you start prog after 1 year but when do you start pio?

>>40814124
Good.

>>40814117
Cumming rn

Babe OF COURSE I want a serious relationship with you
I CAN'T wait to introduce you to my family
they're gonna LOVE YOU

>>40814108
I was not very sexual before hrt. While i was on it i started being nympho
>>40814103
If only trannies were mainstream

Alright chasergen, I'm doing research. What do you think about me? (Serious answers only)

guten tag herr misch I am here to fix der sauerkraut boobenborsch toilet

>>40814120
that's what I would say to you before nutting deep in your ass and then ghosting you

>>40814065
you wish chasey

>>40814137
Cute and nice. A little silly. Inexperienced.

>>40814137
Hot and also cute but annoyingly unconfident

>>40814136
>I was not very sexual before hrt. While i was on it i started being nympho
Need nympho tranny to use to cum hard

I AM POSTING A WASSERSCHWEIN, JA?
das ist gut, wunderbar

>>40814137
obvious meta attracted transbian

>>40814134
Bummed because I was watching stuff with my mom and she pointed at a woman and said "that's a man" and when there was a guy with her she said "I didn't know he was gay"

>>40814150
Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
>>40814151
Inexperienced? I've spent the last ten years hunting boar. I have tons of wilderness experience!
>>40814154
Annoying? Ouch
>>40814160
I'll suck your dick to prove you wrong

>>40814141
im a non passing tranny i know i will never have a serious partner

>>40814171
I meant your lack of confidence can be annoying but not you in particular

>>40814125
pio isn't part of hrt it's also not a hormone. it's a drug for diabetes treatment mainly but you can get it off label for weight gain (it's hard to get a prescription though I order mine online), it makes your body more sensitive to insulin which causes more weight gain from sugar, also directs most fat gain to lower body and away from visceral fat so it's good for getting weight distribution where you want. you're only supposed to take it for 6-12 months and only while actively trying to gain weight but staying active otherwise it has some side effect risks

https://grayoasis.com/post/3

>>40814171
>Inexperienced? I've spent the last ten years hunting boar. I have tons of wilderness experience!
You do much tomfoolery posting but if we were getting down to it together I think you'd get scared.

>>40814171
>I'll suck your dick to prove you wrong
do it

>>40814172
there's a silver lining to all of this, even the passing trannies don't get serious long term partners

>>40814177
I've considered but decided not to go for it. Would it really have any benefit if I started gaining weight after being on hrt for a bit? I've been extremely underweight my whole life so any weight gain would just go to new "estrogen directed" areas no?

>>40814172
At least you're realistic about it

>>40814193
I would date a girl from this thread.

Are dinosaurs real?

>>40814174
Ah, sorry. From this moment forward I'll be the most confident person ever!
>>40814178
I would get scared, but I'd get over it
>>40814179
Whip it out!

>>40814211
They were

>>40814202
>I would date a girl from this thread.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>40814215
Where did they go? I never see any.

>>40814116
my tits have scars on them
therefore any lewd picture of them will include the scars
the point was to post something lewd, not to discuss the scars
but whatever, idc i can talk about those
when i was a teenager and into my mid 20s i felt a strong sense of shame and indecency at having my bare chest exposed and also just generally hated my body
but there was no reason for that as far as i knew, so i felt stupid swimming with a shirt on or not changing in locker rooms, and people would ask why and i had no answer
so once a month i picked up a knife and gave myself a reason
the deep wounds that needed stitches and are visible as huge scars on my chest in that photo were all done in college with my housemate's knife that i mentioned earlier

>>40814222
i eated them

>>40814211
demonrats planted those fossils in order to sell jurassic park movie tickets, they aren't real

>>40814222
I eat them with rice

>>40814226
Was yummy? Which was your favorite?

>>40814212
>I would get scared, but I'd get over it
It's not something you gotta feel bad about btw. I dated a girl who was very inexperienced in her mid twenties. The first time she saw my dick she was too scared to touch it.

>>40814233
stegos

explodin demoralization anons heads with my brain ayaaaaaaaaaaa
also u will show ur parents ur trans gf c:

>>40814235
Were the fins edible too? Like big chips?

>>40814211
yes. they lived 6 thousand years ago at the same time as humans. here is an artistic drawing of what it looked like

>>40814243
they are more like crust so i threw them away

>>40814247
I don't remember being alive 6 thousand years ago or riding a dino, but there I am in that picture so it must be true.
>>40814249
Awww crust is good! I always eat the crust.

>>40814224
I really want to hug you right now
>>40814234
Glad you understand. I want to date you now

>>40814212
>From this moment forward I'll be the most confident person ever!
Cool. Post bikini selfie.

>>40814194
theoretically weight gain would go to a "feminine distribution" but in practice you may not get it in the areas you want and a lot would become visceral fat around your abdomen. pio helps with that and also makes it easier to gain weight by increasing insulin sensitivity usually appetite too. though if you want bigger boobs pio won't help as fat is directed away from the upper body
also I don't want to be rude but I've seen your pics and you really should gain some weight for your health, with or without pio

>>40814255
you can have mine

>>40814177
Hmm thanks for the whole breakdown anon, that kind of reminds me of ozempic but like the inverse

>>40814240
don't worry babe I'll introduce you to my family on the NEXT date
(haha yeah right lmao)

>>40814224
Oh ok thanks for explaining, I won't talk about it anymore, I don't want you to get upset again.

>>40814222
They're birds now for the most part. You can look at an alligator at least.

Tributed Sarah last night but couldn't be bothered to post on unsee lol

>watching livepd
>they're trying to cuff this guy and he's trying to fight them while yelling "I'm not resisting"

>>40814261
Thank you. I appreciate that.
>>40814265
Are birds dinosaurs? Are alligators dinosaurs?

>>40814260
I know lol, I also would prefer tassive mits so just another reason to not go on pio. Gaining weight is too damn hard though, no idea how people do it. Either Time expensive, Monetary Expensive, or both.

>>40814272
yes no

>>40814259
I don't own a bikini. I don't even really have much girl clothes desu

Discordia if I make a hornygen thread you have to post a daddy talk voca, deal?

>>40814271
I wonder what race he was...

>>40814272
alligators are objectively not dinosaurs and don't descend from dinosaurs. birds are more complicated

>>40814272
this is t Rex nowadays

>>40814145
It's a fact

>>40814258
>Glad you understand. I want to date you now
You should, I can be patient and help you figure stuff out over time. Could be nice

I prefer small tranny boobs.

>>40814281
be careful who you make fun of in middle school!

>>40814280
Do you think the alligators know? Someone should tell them.
>>40814281
Wait, I'm eating that bird right now. I'm eating a dinosaur right now!

>>40814291
lol

>>40814278
idk what daddy talk is but my roommates are in the living room and will 100% hear me so no

>>40814277
What's your girliest outfit? Oversized t-shirt was kinda girly and cute

>>40814274
Shortstack discordia would do things to my dick

What dating site is better to attract trannies? And how should I set up my profile?

>>40814289
probably bc you like men

>>40814307
I fucked a girl from here so here is my advice just don't be a socially awkward fetishizing creep

Who goes there its the ghost of October

hello guys

>>40814193
lol true
>>40814201
any insult or provocation teasing you could think of saying to me i already heard or thought about it and cried bc of it so im safe lol

>>40814314
Bonjour.

>>40814303
wtf I thought shortstack was just a generic term for short people. Like 4 eyes for glasses.

>>40814274
I only recently started finally gaining weight after a couple years of on and off trying and counting calories. it gets easier to eat more the more you try and expand your stomach, just takes time and some effort. I try to eat 2000 calories a day and then drink a 500 calorie protein drink and that's enough for me to get about a pound a week.

>>40814263
anon but what if ur parents and ur tranner are super compatible and end up being super close and then u can marry her and everyone is happy waddaya say?

>>40814311
I'm not American, and I'm much more comfortable 1 on 1 than leaving public posts, so local is the way to go

>>40814272
Neither are by definition, but genetically birds are closest, and if you want a scaly reptile that likes meat thay existed around the same time you can see one.

dinosaurs, mighty beasts of days gone by. Wow. really makes you think

every time someone says they like small boobs they mean bigger ones than mine

>>40814318
No it's a term for short girls with good assets. If you could pick what cup size would you want?

>>40814284
I wish I was emotionally and mentally stable enough to date
>>40814289
Heyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
>>40814301
My default is oversized shirt and shortish skirt

>>40814328
I identify more with anomalocaris personally

>>40814332
Not true I mean I like your boobs

>>40814328
They're still alive in my heart

>>40814314
Dzien dobry.

>>40814324
>I'm not American
Not him but that's a huge advantage if you're trying to fuck trannies from this board because it's easier to get around in the EU
I recommend taimi if you insist on apps

>>40814337
I have a plushy of one of those

>>40814193
even hunter Schafer who is beautiful and famous is dating some short Mexican dude.
no offense to him, I'm just saying any woman who actually has options always ends up with a 6'5 average looking white guy

>>40814267
fuk u

>>40814337
anomalocaris <3

>>40814334
>I wish I was emotionally and mentally stable enough to date
At a certain point you have to just allow yourself to do it. You don't have to be perfect to be loved, and waiting for everything to line up right will keep you single forever.

>>40814332
flat is fine as long as you squeal when i pinch them

>>40814327
what are you talking about lol, birds are by definition dinosaurs

>>40814324
I'm European lol

>>40814344
omg I need one

>>40814316
ugly brown meta attracted transbian

remember when humans and dinosaurs coexisted until they went to war?

>>40814361
6'5 average looking white guy or short Mexican?

>>40814334
>shortish skirt
Show.

>>40814333
Like I said, Tassive mits. I'd have to gain weight to know my true underbust, but rn it's 27.5. So with a Band of 28, maybe a 28G. would almost certainly require implants tho

>>40814342
>>40814355
Uh, I was convinced it was mostly Americans here

>>40814361
wait what the hell I replied to the wrong message I meant an anomalocaris plush >>40814343 lmao

>>40814349
That's true I guess
>>40814371
I'd take a picture but my hair is wet. Perhaps when it dries
>>40814374
Rank the top 5 americans

>>40814373
So real that would be really hot

>>40814338
Who got the Pichu titty flag, this needs a comparison

>>40814382
All the average white guys and short mexicans are seething right now

>>40814353
There's a reason why a special category was made for them, they don't belong with the dinosaurs.

>>40814344
dominic is cute tho, and an actor and singer
. he was very handsome in euphoria. but he cheated on her in real life and they broke up so yeah its hard for trans women
>>40814362
yeah thats a good example of things i hear often :p

>>40814405
>HE cheated on her
what in the fuck

>>40814395
Boring same pics as always
Pichu take new pictures please

>>40814385
my top 5 americans are:
anthony bourdain
david berman
martin scorcese
denzel washington
william burroughs

>>40814385
1. LB
2. TheDude
3. Aura
4. Dawgy
5. Discordia

But really, this is a ranking made under duress, it doesn't reflect my real opinions

>>40814405
Dominic Fike is sexy

https://youtu.be/oG6mPNxG1_g?si=zVwjeZlueN6OvpTw

>>40814344
dios mio..... el abominacion la luz extinguido....

Many of you would be so scared if you seen a stegosaurus, chasers and tranners alike would run in fear. Not me tho, because I know they are plant eaters

>>40814385
Not perhaps. You are taking that picture.

>>40814398
A special category wasn't made for them retard they are literally inside of the clade Dinosauria

>>40814395
Is that really pichu? Those are some nice boobs

>>40814420
she said that in an interview lol that he cheated on her and thats why they broke up
>>40814432
ok that hair doesnt help him but he was cute on euphoria lol hes not ugly

>>40812738
based uneducated retard

>>40814423
What a list!
>>40814424
Top three!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
>>40814434
Let my hair dry pls

>>40814424
LB and TheDude dont even post here anymore and still get ranked above me smhing my head

Today I learned that Euphoria was based on an Israeli show and features miscegenation with trannies

Lmao

>>40814346
If you weren't gay I would've showed you your ass covered in my manly ejaculate

>>40812745
same
>>40812920
cute levels of clingyness

feeling a bath right now might be nice. light some candles and then wash my hair. i have a long and important week coming up.

>>40814432
imagine getting to touch this beautiful elf
>>40814433
I am certainly cautious around any creature bigger than me.

>>40814436
important to note this reclassification is pretty recent. We can separate zoomers and boomers very easily by wether they consider birds to be descendants of dinosaurs, or living dinosaurs

>>40814447
Pretty close desu

>>40814436
When you get into biology there's a lot of splitting hairs on categories. It would be absurd to say they are dinosaurs for a handful of reasons. They are the closest living relatives though.

>>40814459
it features very good scenes too.....

>>40814444
I think if he gained weight, got rid of that yeeyee ass hair, and got rid of the DAMAGED face tattoos, then he would look very good. All of this other stuff combined just makes him a repper

>>40814338
nice baps

>>40814478
that guy was a piece of shit the whole show though

>>40814477
They are literally fewer separations away from the overarching clade of Dinosauria than tyrannosaurs. Stop trying to salvage this retard dialogue tree you've started

>>40814469
dinosaurs are still around autumn, cmon u know this. human beings coexisted until we won a war against them and they have operated as an underling

Dinosaurs are gay asf for going extinct.

Sex with Naoto as a girl or twink I do not care

>>40814483
true completly true it would be so fucked up irl and he would be in jail but hes hot and they have chemistry together on the show..
>>40814479
he looks nice imo when he has short (not shaved or too short tho) normal color hair and a bit of beard lol

>>40814467
ok time to bathe. good bye chasergeneralization

>>40814459
And the tranny has sex with an older man as a minor lmao.

>>40814499
victim blaming

>>40814495
remember what they took from you

>>40814366
Oh to be a busty one eyed samurai bullying twinks

No one replied to the song I posted. Killing myself

HOW THIS MAKE YOU FEEL. WYTE BOI?

>>40814395
>>40814443
>>40814447
>>40814482
>Asexual
>>>>>Asexual

kinda crazy to go from being the top predator on the planet to your descendants being chicken nuggets and eaten by fat people who cant walk

is posting in wouldgen too far?

>>40814493
I literally have a degree in it, this the Dunning Kruger effect in action.

What the fuck I thought we all decided this shit was insane six years ago

How do I meet a guy that actually wants to date and normt just hookup? Tried em all. Taimi, Hinge, Tinder, Bumble. Etc.

never even knew what bnwo was or that interracial had a weird cult around it until I started speaking to trannies
make of that what u will

>>40814538
wouldgen is a thread for gentleman to discuss the pretty girls posted in passgen

>>40814513
anji mito is a himbo, not a twink. ky was a twink, until they ruined him in strive and made him enormous
>>40814512
what they keep from us in school…
>>40814506
heyyy

>>40814538
Why would it be. Aren't you trying to be perceived as hot more? Absolutely would btw, but IDK how graphic of an answer you want.

>>40814454
LB is peak femininity, TheDude was a normal presence in a chaotic place, Aura is funny, then I just had to randomly pick because other American trips I don't really consider great or dislike (or don't know them if they're good)

>>40814534
chickens domesticated humans in order to explode their population drastically, many are eaten but it’s a small sacrifice for ensuring their permanent survival with humans by their side

>>40814549
>anji mito is a himbo, not a twink. ky was a twink, until they ruined him in strive and made him enormous
So real of you noato, and yeah strive ky design sucks farts

>>40814539
I dont really care, you can have a degree and still not understand it lmao, plenty of dumb people get degrees. Birds are therapods. Therapods are dinosaurs. Therefore Birds are dinosaurs. Quite simple mate

>>40814561
this reminds me of the theory that trees domesticated humans

>>40814560
I'm funny????? Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rubbing my cock against Naoto's ass while cuddling so she feels it get harder and harder in a matter of seconds.

>>40814543
Met my ex here. Didn't work out in the end, since we were both too damaged, but there were some pretty loving moments in those 5+ years.

>>40814523
im watching tv rn sorry lol i know u replied to me there but i cant listen rn :s

>>40814561
that's one way of looking at it.

>>40814567
>>40814561
why are you using the word domesticate instead of evolve. Domestication is a deliberate act, you are just describing evolution

>>40814553
maybe a little graphic. just a little

My favorite dinosaur is penguin.

Domesticating a tranny (forcing her to get a job)

>>40814573
It's okay baby. It was a joke <3

>>40814578
yes, that is the joke.

>>40814566
I get you read basic taxonomy, but there is a lot more to it than you think

Should say, I can't date anyone from here because I'm employed fruitfully and most of my time is spent working, we can't meet as often as you'd like and you'd end up settling for another chaser who gets neetbux

>>40814585
>penguin
theyre so cute and clumsy lol

>>40814586
domesticating a moid (my salary is more than double his)

>>40814585
thats the black preacher
>>40814588
not really a joke, just a metaphor to be quirky
>>40814589
If A = B
and B = C
Then A = C
quite simple really

>>40814529
Like anyone was ever fooled by the asexual thing

>>40814580
Would kiss deeply and embrace in a way where you'd feel my hard dick pressed against you through my pants.

>>40814586
I have a job. I hate it. I often consider quitting or getting fired by doing something obsurd. I'd have to find another job though and that would suck!

>>40814599
Hey babes, what do you want me to make you for dinner?

>>40814585
a northern rockhopper :)
>>40814605
>it went over my head therefore it doesn’t count as a joke

>>40814590
This was me when I had a job that required I be away from home for six months in a year. Then, when I was actually home, I'd be getting ready to go away again next year. My gf at the time didn't take that well, but as all trannies do, they see past the red flags and tried to make it work. It didn't.

>>40814618
Starting an onlyfans with aura so we can both quit our jobs and make a living off of an endless stream of filmed sex acts

>>40814622
It didn't go over my head. It's not a joke. That's like saying saying "Humans are the slaves of cats bc they give them food and shelter for nothing" is a joke. It's not a joke. If you think that's a joke you should be in a special needs class

>>40814599
I make in four weeks what you make in a month. Read that again, liberal.

>>40814610
I was fooled but not anymore but. I still dont know if shes coping straight or coping transbian

>>40814578
you evolved from a cantaloupe or an eggplant o algx asi

>>40814629
Discordia it's ok, just cause the joke didn't really click with you you don't gotta become hostile about it. Nobodies giving you a hard time and it's better for you to be able to let it roll off your back when there's a little misstep. You're still one of my fav girls in the gen.

>>40814605
Getting flashbacks of talking about basic microbiology to people years ago

i'm sooo sleepy

>>40814634
She's a coping transbian like all tripfags
waste of nice tits too

>>40814647
Go to sleep.

>>40814653
i may

>>40814628
Okay but you better use the money to buy me nice things!

>>40814629
the joke is that chickens are dumb and it’s humorous to imagine them doing something intelligent like deliberately domesticating humans .

>>40814656
1d20=4.

knock knock
who is there
discordia
discordia wh-
*discordia barges into the room and interrupts the joke*
"what thefuck this fucking joke sucks, why the fuck would I ever think to knock on the door when I can just open it with a key or my brute force it you absolute NINCOMPOOP"

>>40814626
Me and hypothetical board tranny would have to meet for a few days a month, sometimes a week, I work away from home most of the time and she would have to fly over, not the best arrangement for an ldr!

>>40814645
It's not a fucking joke
>>40814646
>proven wrong in your field of study by a 4chan tranny so now must shift topic
>>40814673
That's not a joke. It's the same as my cat example. It's a funny metaphor/dumbass shower thought at best.
>>40814676
this is a joke. though it's based on a lie

that joke was not realistic or intelligent enough for me, I was the valedictorian of the short bus, so I should know

>>40814671
It would be our shared income, but of course I would treat you. And I don't just mean to this dick.

why am i vomiting again

>>40814460
show it anyway, asshole!

>>40814674
what does that mean

>>40814700
dungeons and dragons

>>40814700
I rolled a d20, and I got a 4. So either that's a failed persuasion check to convince you to sleep, or a failed stay awake check for you. I didn't decide prior to rolling so I couldn't declare what the result meant.

what is everyone’s favourite dinosaur ?
mine is dilophosaurus tied with protoceratops

>>40814715
Peregrine falcon

black girl magic? What the fuck do you mean you doofus, such absolute duncery. Magic isn't real. Shut your yapper

>>40814695
the sickness

>>40814715
Alligator!

>>40814719
you have to pick an extinct one

>>40814705
i'm aware of that
>>40814714
it;s the latter i have decided, goodnight!

>>40814728
Goodnight, sweet dreams.

dinosaur nuggies
discordia, if I told you that dinosaur nuggies were a joke, would you understand what I meant? Or would if fly over your chickenhead

>>40814727
im not very autistic, maybe velociraptor
>>40814743
ur retarded

>>40814688
It's just more complex than you're saying and you're closed off to hearing anything else

discordia, did you have breakfast today?

I want a ladyboy gf

>>40814743
>>40814756
New autistic hangup just dropped

>>40814753
listen you were wrong, its ok. if you wanna do the cringe
>im so le educated and smart at biology
do it with fish, not dinosaurs

Something hot about Bronya but she's sort of terrible in every regard.

>>40814715
Are you thick?

>>40814752
you chose velociraptor, I chose protoceratops. Two dinosaurs famous for being fossilized in a fight together.
No wonder we are enemies..

>>40814765
By your logic whales are ungulates

>>40814781
are you asking about my intelligence or the size of my ass?