Thread 40819511

Qott: would you date an old chaser?

>>40816210

>>40819511 (OP)
nobody should use this make another one

>>40819539
Works on cis women but not trannies

When trannies come over they have decision paralysis and low self esteem and don't want to accept a drink

>>40819524
Shut up nigga

>>40819511 (OP)
I look like this and say this

Bronya hook me up with your cis female friends

Listening to Ecco2K rn im moving like a fucking faggot

>>40819587
He sounds like a faggot

>>40819556
Even if you add in some white and pink monsters?

what do you want to be doing when the aliens show up on November?

>>40819587
the dolphin?

>>40819604
Not nutting that‘s for sure

>>40819511 (OP)
sure why not! if he's actually dateable
>>40819556
for what it's worth I will never, ever refuse a drink. regardless of the time or place
>>40819575
what's in it for me

>>40819547
Offer‘s still open, ladies

>>40819604
Probably nutting

>>40819622
what was the dvd

>>40819596
I had white and pink monsters, arizona, modelo, water, a couple starbucks frappachinos and yerba mates, white claws, wine, liquor, coke zero

No bites

Can't think
Feel kinda numb
Why do I feel slightly drugged out
The duendes are slipping drugs in my zero sugar bepsi I know it

Faith without works has been proven by how much cooler the Protestant part of the Ode to Joy is than the Catholic part

>>40819604
Raping their faggot mouths.

>>40819634
omg wait it's this video yes I genuinely think it would work on me and honestly I was kind of getting attracted to the guy filming just watching it. sorry I didn't watch it cause I just got out the shower and I'm doing skincare so I'm phonefagging

>>40819604
there's a jukebox the ghost song called "beady eyes on the horizon" that i think is more about god arriving in a hurricane to start the end of the world but can also apply to aliens arriving for the most part
i want to be listening to that song. and then i want to play "here comes the flood" by peter gabriel and robert fripp after

>>40819639
Rocking back and forth slowly to self soothe so I don't reply to this with something earning me another 30 day

oh shit nigga ur chaser just got killed wyd trannies

>>40819633
Instructional series on chess

>>40819657
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sati_(practice)

The best part about trannies is that they'll reply to this post or else their chaser will die in their sleep. No immunities.

>>40819661
nigga this whole thread is single

>40819661
no (you)

>>40819661
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>40819661
girl what chaser
>>40819657
someone else already said sati so I guess making the most of that rigor mortis to honour his memory

Miss them

>>40819608
the legend
>>40819593
so?

actually he hasn't been talking to me enough lately maybe i shouldn't have replied

>>40819683
Beat it (beat it) beat it (beat it) no one wants to be defeated

>>40819696
block him sis save yourself the pain
t. bitter hag trying to sabotage

>>40819696
what do u think happened

>>40819711
that's true
>>40819716
busy presumably

>>40819683
is that a trans model? dont know them

>>40819722
how long has it been. going a week now. i hope he isnt hurt or w/e

>>40819723
lol
>>40819726
like two days i'm just used to calling every day. we stillhave been texting so he's ok :)

>>40819676
wait fuck i confused sati with phowa fuck this shit. sati is funny but im not doing that for a moid. im transferring his ass into a buddha-field of my choice

i want to beat ftfemboys with a sledgehammer

Command grabbing trannies onto my couch

>>40819587
sb and sg are so good i’ve been on sub since 2019 (i know i’m a /mu newgen) but besides them i mostly listen to rock and sad girl music hbu anon
>>40819723
no he’s a model and musician who makes some p good tunes

hello cg my roommate goes to bed so early and keeps turning the ac off how do i talk to him to fix this

>>40819731
it wasn't a joke, i just googled them though

Guess what trannies we‘re watching Ibsen tonight

blackbelt tranner gf who pins me down and forces me into panties and chastity and forces e-injections against my will. she also height mogs me and length mogs and girth mogs and has broad shoulders and beats me up and throws me into the wall and calls me her little sissy bitch

>>40819587
Listening to really old dg gets me moving in my chair like a 55 year old white dad at a Jimmy buffet concert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uai7OsvdTvM

>>40819743
I had my first ever ejaculation to using Astaroth‘s upside-down grab in Soul Calibur 2 on Sophitia to make her skirt go up thank you for reminding me of that

>>40819743
i usually prefer em fatter but wheres my zangief bf... probably posting something racist in the trap thread. whatever
>>40819748
whats ibsen

>>40819761
honestly this is cultured. +17 chaserpoints. make it +19 im in a good mood

>>40819770
I‘M RICH

>>40819748
i want to watch ibsens music havibg plays

>>40819761
I'm not even kidding the SCII girls were also like half of the reason I realized I liked tits. Having those jiggle physics on a console in 2002 was crazy

why aren't there many hot guys in femdom porn?

>>40819785
Like the Grieg score to Peer Gynt?

This collection apparently has an audio version of Emperor and Galilean but as much as I hate reading translations I really suspect isn‘t the way to experience it

>>40819708
Six MGs, I feel like MJ
>>40819723
He's a masculine man wth
>>40819744
i been listening to Martyrdod, Lil Yawh and Aphex Twin recently a lot
>>40819760
I was listening to HOLDMEDOWNLIKEGRAVITY recently and it felt like i had all the chaos emeralds. can't believe i saw that shit live my life is basically an epilogue at this point
>old dg
I like their new stuff but man this time was something else, stuff like eversince era to icedancer era bladee was insane it changed a lot for me

Chaser you will prepare for me six hard shell tacos with ground beef salsa sour cream lettuce guacamole grated cheese (unmelted). and two ice cold beers

>>40819806
only ugly weirdos are into that. The hot guys dom

>>40819818
always baffles me that people really eat tacos with cold ass brittle tortillas.... vile

>>40819806
so the male audience can more easily insert themselves. in normal porn the man self inserts as the woman, albeit unconsciously

i'd beat all you scrubs at street fighter 6

>>40819814
>He's a masculine man wth
you can see how he could look like he's trying to be trans in that photo above though right?

>>40819825
yea theyre just objectively worse but i saw this gif and now for some reason im craving them even tho i know its wrong. maybe ill go taco bell. but the taco bell here is around the corner from an actually good taco place so i feel like a piece of shit yankee if i go TT

>>40819827
beat my meat fat man

>>40819827
SF6 is for bugmen and 38 year olds, where the anime fighter tranners at...

i think what i actually want to eat is nopales but i cant find anywhere that sell them here
>>40819836
1v1 me in kill la kill -if- bitch

>>40819836
i could beat you at guilty gear strive and xrd too

>>40819830
andro stuff is pretty classic idk how that indicates any transness until he states otherwise
pretty sure he's not non-binary or anything either

i want to be an emotionally unstable egirl but theres no point when im single. i regret becoming basically sexless to all the chasers in here but what can u do. maybe ill finally pick up streaming

>>40819818
i do this but end up just eating the ground beef out of the pan on my couch in my underwear

>>40819844
Yeah probably I only play Uni kek. Rare to see GG players in 2025 that play more than Strive though

>>40819852
kino. i should do this. minus the underwear i dont want my penis shrinked!!!

kpichu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4An4oR035j8

>>40819845
i guess i just assume the worst for any queer or androgynous person posted here
never heard of him before so it was a blank slate assumption, idk

>>40819851
you should collab with eliphae

>>40819511 (OP)
chasers hit the wall at 72

>>40819524
nobody's gonna get that

im jerking my tiny white pecker. not sure if anyone cares

>>40819866
whos that?

>>40819869
Miles per hour?

>>40819884
iwish

i wish i was gooning to yaoi rn

>>40819806
because you only fetishize your own inferiority as a way to cope with actually being inferior
only bitchless dudes are into femdom, and hot guys aren't usually bitchless

I would maybe have sex with bronya but i think i'd have to be in a certain mood and it'd have to be degenerate

Why do people never message on Bumble? I always message first but then after 24 hours, it automatically unmatched. It's frustrating.

>>40819901
wow thanks anon. real self esteem boost
of course it would be degenerate who do you think you're talking about

>>40819901
Does bronya moan in japanese

>>40819760
gluee is pure chills every song
>>40819814
>Martyrdod, Lil Yawh and Aphex Twin
noted i’ll tap in
>>40819814
i’m going to a cv concert soon but all the old stuff is soo good like newer stuff is what got me in but i’ve kinda stayed listening to older stuff
>>40819844
who do you play in strive/sf6 i play cammy and elphelt

>>40819851
i'd totally sex you up but im too underleveled

>>40819910
no i moan in gaelic

>>40819899
hiiii are you the hot goth girl named sage from passgen

>>40819917
me too. we can party up and grind if you like

>>40819909
>of course it would be degenerate who do you think you're talking about
what are we talking
how low can you go

>>40819922
wait wait a minute that's sarah's modern trip

>>40819913
>elphelt
Based? (i have no idea what their moveset is like)

>>40819922
ya it is

>>40819856
i liek the older gaems mor better
>>40819913
i play terry and ken in sf6 and i play funny tranny and deranged key bitch in strive

goony guys

>>40819922
no
im the transbian gorillahon from chasergen
and ig originally from honrygen/mtfdomgen

>>40819897
based based i wish i jerking my tiny white pecker to two beautiful anime dudes making love

>>40819928
don't play this game with me sweetheart i always win. nobody's even touched the sides yet

>>40819913
>noted i’ll tap in
Lil Yawh is pretty trash beware
Martyrdod is like Crust Punk I think
Aphex Twin is just classic stuff, it's good music for when you're doing something else.
>cv concert
I'm being dumb but wat dis?

>>40819933
i want her to pin me down and pick out new piercings for me and hold me down while she does them
^€^
naw im just joking im just pretending to be a tresbian im just doing a funny larp
>>40819940
gootnight sobey

>>40819948
check this out >>>/y/

>>40819959
:O

>>40819948
post ur lil white twig

>>40819951
im honestly so lame i've only had very vanilla first-love sex
but i am a loathsome bit of sludge now so i can accomplish this i think
>oh it'll be degen
>both stay fully clothed
>she puts on a dog collar and shit posts on /cg/ while i backseat post her

>>40819936
Yeah I hear you I'm kinda iffy on modern fighting game design, same reason I am tsundere about SF6. I need some kusoge in my life

Which Arizona's do trannies like most

>>40819974
Reno?

>>40819948
I wish I were jerking mine to a girl jerking her tiny pecker

>>40819974
honestly rly good question

>>40819974
watermelon

>>40819977
The drink

>>40819985
isn't that tea. I don't like tea

>>40819989
Its sweet tea

>>40819991
ye I don't like tea

>>40819973
sf6 has been the death of many controllers because of how retarded the game is, but modern makes it semi enjoyable because i can put my brain on auto pilot a lil and not worry about execution :p cotw better anyways

>>40819989
Jesus Christ, you dumb baboon ape. We’re talking about the drink called Arizona. It has different flavors. Do you know what that is?

chasers be like
>y-yeah men don’t hit the wall hahah
BULLSHIT LMAOOO look at this dood

>>40819959
>Goblins/Greenskins
Yeah fuck it. I'll cum.

>>40820003
He could kick your ass

>>40820003
Trannies are bad at demoralization. Also you're mexican LMAO.

>>40820003
He looks fine for a 26 year old wdym

Just got done gooning my bwc

>>40820014
ok?

>>40820014
nice

>>40819931
shes a death metal singer she has a slide in low a high mid low rekka and a gun and a bomb shes p fun i used to play bridget but i like her more
>>40819936
the bread and butters key girl looks cool but i’m bad so i play my rekka mix cheese instead
>>40819955
>cv concert
i’m dumb it’s the bladee concert i thought it was cold visions tour still but it’s for the ep so it’s martyr

>>40819972
fuck I'm hard

>>40820018
hello hard

>>40820017
>i used to play bridget but i like her more
nevermind she's probably cancerous then

>>40819974
it's only used for money laundering here like most yankslop so I've never tried it
actually I think that's what's going on with the taco bell franchises here but I can't prove it (yet)

>>40820028
How would it be used for money laundering?

>>40820011
seethe, I literally look like baby jesus

>>40820005
>>40820014
that was fast. hot.

>>40820017
>cold visions
OH IM FUCKING STUPID
i literally have my cold visions tee on rn i should fucking drive my head through my monitor.
damn i wish i could go but im not murican and recently ive been work-cucked into oblivion
is it your first time seeing them live? i saw them once during the 2022 World Tour with Varg and it was actually bonkers a core memory.

>>40820022
heyyyyyyyy
>>40820030
oh do you not have money laundering stores in America??? wait let me sit down and I'll explain it

i want to want to masturb

I'm thinking of cutting my mom out of my life.

>>40820034
You look like you’re built for chaser cock. Your prey eyes tell me everything.

>>40820049
i wish you weere pichu

>>40820046
>oh do you not have money laundering stores in America??? wait let me sit down and I'll explain it
How would a 99 cent green tea be good for money laundering? Its a physical product. There are purchase records. Money laundering is done with services like nail salons and car washes and laundromats.

>>40820039
What can I say, I like them Green. Is this race traitor stuff? Can I paint you green

>>40820048
Rub a little T on it as a treat the urge will come back

>>40820049
as long as you don’t have any regrets

Thinking of inserting myself into that anons life and becoming their mothers new son

>>40819974
i’ve had it twice i thought it was mid
>>40819997
trying to like you but you make it hard
>>40820014
kappa
>>40820023
bridget is shit if the player is bad you showed your hand when you responded to that instead of my rekka comment
>>40820040
yeah first time and also first concert i’m p excited which tee do you have i have the white one no one wanted and the black one with cold visions your still on it multiple times (sorry if my description is shit i’m going from memory)

>>40820049
please please please be pichu off trip

>>40820056
You can as long as you don't make it a weird racial thing. and I'm NOT doing an accent

>>40820048
who even are you

>>40820067
bronya orcmoding

>>40820054
i wish that could be me too
but no, my mother still rules my life. i had a friend of mine posting on my behalf last night about if i should come out as "gay" to her or date a guy in secret
>>40820065
no that was someone else
>>40820059
that's scary

>>40820073
it would probably pair well with my approach to men. i will find one I deem satisfactory and sling him over my shoulder and keep him in my room

>>40820075
You’re mommy’s good little estrogenized boy! You’re a good boy! Such a good boy for mommy!

>>40820075
screaming expletives at my phone

elephelt pisses me the fuck off because she hard counters both my mains

>>40820075
Do you ever masturbate to your mother?

tmrw is the first day of classes im gonna kms

>>40820087
wat an enlightening question

>>40820075
Your mom is right ywnbaw

>>40820055
they sell em for like £15. no idea how the physical product stuff works. but theres loads of places here that sell useless garbage nobody wants like tourist knicknacks or american food at wildly inflated prices and sell basically nothing, lose half their stock to shoplifting, and report huge profits. everyone knows they're a front and they take up prime high street real estate but what can you do

>>40820087
no anon im afraid i have not done this

>>40820084
dw im handless so you’ll win anyway then you can say like you won will counter and be happy :3
>>40820068
pichu getting who’d crazy i’m a lurker and i’m in the know
>>40820090
what class you taking

>>40820097
the fuck?

>>40820063
shit I got these ones lel
favorite is the purple on white one, reminds me of his older stuff in a way
I missed 1 or 2 that I really liked but oh well
I think I know the one you're on about is it the one with cold visions down the fron 3 times?
I missed this but I really wanted it :/
https://eucoldvisions.gtb.sg/products/aim-nothyng-black-long-sleeve

>>40820092
You don't think there's some Norman Bates element to AGP lesbians? They usually hate their dad and want to emulate their mother. I would suspect that more than a tinge of that desire is sexual.

>>40820095
yeah anon i know. im well aware
>>40820082
she despises me for being a troon. silently now, out loud previously
>>40820083
im sorry

>>40820087
i do in case you wanted to know
>>40820102
yeah idk it seems like a weird way to do it to me. i wish u could have seen how crushed i was when i found out they're 99c domestically. i love iced tea id drink them all the time

>>40820101
math. I'm supposed to be taking a compsci class but I have to get permission to enroll cause it's my third time taking it

>>40820106
oh but i masturbate to my dad more than my mom does that make me hsts

>>40820067
Please wear the upside down fangs. I can't help it if I call you green skin, your skin is literally green.

>>40820113
What level of math?

>>40820107
Good boy! You’re such a good boy for mommy! I’m glad you love your mommy so much! Mommy is always right!

>>40820107
not your fault. you're on the journey. you'll figure it out with time
>>40820116
that is a SLUR and you KNOW it is a slur >:(

>>40820097
This rocks. What kind of guys run these places usually (not in the /pol/bait sense)

>>40820117
Calculus I

>>40820114
this cant be real

bleep bloop

>>40820126
LMAO im glad you clarified
its usually just people paid off by the organised crime groups here. they usually arent "members" directly so to speak but they'll move the money and not ask questions. its an open secret

>>40820101
i know who Pich is
or perhaps i don't, is the remark im making

>>40820103
i have the 3rd and the aim nothing one and one thats not on here
>>40820113
they got me taking a couple filler maths bf calc for my bio class picrel is the board

Do you think it will be okay

>>40820140
I did that last semester, it's really hard. Ganbatte!

>>40820126
Powder Gangers

>>40820135
im masturbating to you right now
no im not that would be sexual harassment

>>40820141
Probably

>>40820140
why is my shit sideways >:(

>>40820139
i said i want to want to masturbate, like i don't want to but i want to be normal and sexual and ive been feeling like shit lately about being asexual
you still know me
>>40820136
hi cardigan. bloop blop

>>40820141
yes, anon. it's going to be fine. even though it's a little scary right now

>>40820140
nigga how old are you
get dis roblox aahhhhh skidibi nigga outta here

>>40820157
stop scaring the cute trannies turn your guns at the hons

It gets worse. It may or may not get better. There are no guarantees in life besides suffering.

>>40820140
>aim nothing one
fuaaark i really wanted that one im envious
i hope you really enjoy the concert though, so glad they still do a lot of old stuff, especially Ecco.
they were like my second concert/gig I ever went to and nothings really compared, the "muh drainers are weird" thing is a reddit meme too so im sure it'll be sick.

>>40820141
i do

>>40820159
how do you know they are cute

>>40820140
Jannies this nigga in sixth grade

>>40820148
>>40820153
>>40820164
Thank you that helps

>>40820162
you confuse suffering with impermanence. suffering is subjective and can be chosen or rejected

>>40820166
oh I thought he was attacking you

>>40820166
cause they were implied to be underage. thats what chasers want
as in according to the demoralisers. actual chasers want BBQ ribs and a beer they're embarrassed to admit they like

>>40820171
Im going to pull out your teeth. The suffering from it is subjective and can be chosen or rejected.

>>40820178
i agree

>>40820157
i’m 19 in college lol this is the the base level math course i’m just taking it bc there’s no rush to get to calc and i don’t mind s free A to do as my gpa for grad school
>>40820159
bad news i ain’t cute
>>40820163
yeah i have a couple friends going the dog hate a little too prevalent nowadays >>40820167
fuck off faggot i’m in orgo
>>40820175
my first post is me talking about college quit with the ragebaig

I want to eat a shitty foil-container chow mein while bronya plays with my half-hard dick, that's what I want

>>40820188
i want this also :(

checked my spam folder for a verification code for a gacha game and was greeted with this should i just kill myself

>>40820195
jesus

>>40820195
Maybe, you really missed out on those vape savings

>>40820195
VAPE UK. hitting that robo dick for that nicotine hit

>>40820195
I dont use dating apps because im too ugly for pictures and profiles but from my position they literally look like demonic software powered by evil spirits made to rape your soul they utterly terrify me and what they've done seems really terrible

Call a femboy a hot faggot
>Thank you! You're so kind.
lol yeah it's really that easy, and you don't have to deal with someone who wants you to pretend they're a woman

>>40820212
It's really depressing when you think about it

is a popeyes chicken sandwich really 700 calories?

>>40820205
if only you knew how bad things really are. stay in school
>>40820207
i hope they're still valid im gonna buy some more soon. they're bringing in minimum unit pricing for vape liquid and i genuinely think im gonna self immolate on the government buildings
>>40820209
im doing it right now and sometimes i do imagine its a penis that im physically addicted to and dependent on. sue me!
not right now tho right now im imagining its the mouthpiece of a set of bagpipes on which im playing a mournful refrain
>>40820212
they are that yeah but id like to not be a lonely hikki virgin anymore
>>40820216
im a hot faggot. im a hot faggot. im a hot faggot. white knuckle gripping the sink chanting this into the mirror

>>40820216
Trannies love this too thoughever

>>40820195
Im crying what is a big booty blowout

>>40820220
probably. i mean fast food shit is for fat niggas anyways. if you don’t want it, give it to me. picky mothafucka

>>40820220
no its 0 cal bcs it has pickles. i cant explain this but
>>40820229
LMFAO HELP
WHY DID THEY CENSOR ANAL
SO MANY LAYERS

>>40820225
You're a giga hot faggot and have a great sense of humor which is really attractive
>>40820226
Some do most don't

>>40820220
Yeah, you can't underestimate carby breading soaked in oil

>>40820232
no I ate the whole thing already. 700 calories just seems high
>>40820235
the pickles are the best part

>>40820229
It's what you should be getting

>>40820237
wahhh thank you... im blushing you can't catch me off guard with a genuine compliment like that. this has sucessfully counteracted the self esteem hit of that spam folder
>>40820239
this is why my whole country is fat as fuck our traditional foods are based on carby batter soaked in oil. and they're good as fuck by the way if you ever visit
>>40820242
you get it...

I know a few people who order their chicken sandwiches without pickles and it bothers me somewhat perchance

>>40820225
>they are that yeah but id like to not be a lonely hikki virgin anymore
true but idk if i can do it, i can't even put pics on social media lel
the way they send you those emails feels really insidious and nasty tho, some inhuman fuck came up with that
good luck ig
>>40820219
it gives me a salty pre-puke taste in my mouth
like i feel like i could meet someone naturally, but then again have dating apps changed everything to a point where talking to new people is not as easy? idk possibly
but im not really smart enough to comment on this in an objective way

>>40820251
Why would you go to popeyes and get it without pickles. sitting here mad
altho they say ppl who like to eat pickles are compatible with people who don't, right? maybe i should be looking for picklefree chasers. double pickles every time does sound goated

i want to be an organic mechanical hellscape eternal horror cyborg flesh construct so bad
getting rebuilt and recycled and devoured forever

>>40820261
Bro I want to be green

>>40820262
back in my day before the colors had names we used to call green decks "broccoli decks"
and if you were playing ramp and expensive creatures we called that "broccoli bigguys." it was all the rage

>>40820261
Too bad, you’ll forever be mommy’s boy! Mommy’s good boy! You’re such a good boy for mommy! Remember mommy loves you!

>>40820255
oh photos and stuff is just about learning to love your body don't worry abt it it'll all come with time if you don't overthink it
wrt dating apps sometimes there's something to be said for the devil you know, right?

>>40820262
and wear the fangs?
>>40820261
yea same. but instead i have to study calculus

can’t sleep

kept thinking about BWC vs BBC. still keeps me up

MY CUTE PIRATE HUSBAND IS ON THE BANNER BUT ONLY FOR 2D LEFT
chasey can i borrow $20mil? pretty pretty please?

>>40820284
must be slow

>>40820278
I just want to live a short life and be green and run around. Just let me wear some rags and menace people

I wanna take a bubble bath

>>40820280
It's the new moon and solar energy or something
Idk my mom is a hippy and called me telling me if I couldn't sleep last night it was because of that and it might last a few more days
Crazy thing is I actually couldnt sleep last night

>>40820280
dont post here then!!! go through the alphabet and try and name a country starting with each letter in your head until you fall asleep
then do it with vegetables etc

>>40820285
To quote his bird: "no way bro"

>>40820273
first off this new bit is peculiar with a capital p (but, like, unofficially)
second off no, she says she does but she doesn't anymore, im a walking sin and my existence offends her and god, she told me
>>40820278
merge consciousnesses with a calculus knower on phyrexia with me

thinkin about how hitler was right about everything and now i can't sleep

Every time I look at her I think "rape"

>>40820290
Currently taking a regular bath to stave off the mental illness, it's working
Too much of the budget was going towards epsom salt and bubble bath I had to scale back, it's trying times

>>40820299
I'm with you man she's hot as fuck

he's so cute... i want him to comfort me softly... i want him to whisper in my ear that i'm a pervert in public... i want to dress him up in cosplay and lock him outside... i want to drag him behind my car for hours...
>>40820295
>:(
>>40820297
ok sure :D
>>40820289
you can do that if you like!

>>40820299
The prey eyes. When the chuddie pulls out his big chud cock and you can’t help but powerlessly stare

>>40820312
KILL GACHAFAGS AND CRUCIFY THEM! SKIN GACHAFAGS ALIVE!

>>40820052
I am a camouflaged chad, I put on the prey eyes and then switch to predator mode when you least expect it. You will be eaten, viciously

>>40820318
Im sniffing his used briefs in my mind and you are powerless to stop me

>>40820314
I have ultra Predator Eyes. Men cower and prostrate when I approach

>>40820294
no i’m super freakin tense

>>40820318
but gacha is cool....

ugh i have to sleep. i hope i dream about being disassembled like a slow cooked chicken. goodnight dorks

>>40820329
dont be tense! just let the tension leave your body bit by bit. go from ur toes to the top of ur head.
>>40820333
wtf based naga enjoyer i knew i liked you. gyaru excellence

>>40820328
nah, nigga. u got dem zesty eyes. the types of eyes that say: “Yes king!”

>>40820340
idk it’s almost been an hour i’m probably having a panic attack

>>40820335
goodnight chu! sleep well!

>>40820340
Need to get on hrt so I can cosplay her

>>40820335
slow cooked chiken u say

Me and (who) getting gas station nachos

Taking Bronya to American costco and buying her the $1.50 hot dog and drink

might go to sleep

>>40820305
posting on 4chan while taking a bath sounds counterproductive

>>40820363
Always a good move

>>40820367
Do you expect me to do nothing and let the thoughts win

i truly have predator eyes and it sucks men are always scared of me. what are u looking at the ground for faggot my tits are up here
>>40820345
same procedure applies! don't worry its normal and it will pass
>>40820351
i'll get a killer boob job so i can do tia and we can go clean up a convention
>>40820358
oh boy i hope its me. also whos the diva on the right kind of need her
>>40820360
omgomg pleaseeee ive always wanted to try it. we have costco here but i havent figured out how to weasel my way into a membership yet

FUCK my main got a gooner outfit too maybe i need to get a job..

>>40820371
Wallah sounds good, that size might kill you tho

>>40820377
LMAO yea it might be a little impractical my back already hurts thinking about it

>>40820368
nah sleep is gay and fake

>>40820392
If it's gay then you definitely like it

>>40820381
worth it for the photo op

>I love her! And I showed her my dick and balls! There's nothing you can do to change that!!
Me fr

(This meme was shared from tiktok to 4chan via manual text entry on my iPhone)

>>40820401
CUTEEEEEE
i love that i never see art of tia at full power they always take her down a couple cup sizes cause nobody knows how to even draw anatomy that insane LMFAO

its so funny how female-dominated nikke is men talk a big game about gooning but they don't hold a candle to the real heads

>>40820400
slander slander *insert gif of panini from chowder*

Taking Bronya to an American ghetto and filming her getting murdered for being a white flamer

>>40820416
Seconded

>>40820413
I'm sorry bronya we're not transbians we're never gonna have any idea what youre talking about here happy for you though

>>40820416
She lives in a better country than this shithole

poorly done cosplay awkward ball hurting footjob from bronya and premature ejaculating before anything penetrative ok good night

>>40820413
What are some other foid games that arent gachas

foids love animal crossing

>>40820416
upload it here ive been trying to get my orbiters into snuff for a while
>>40820426
HOTTTTTTTTT this is my dream
>>40820427
i would love to go to albania

>>40820427
Even albanians are better than American blacks.

>>40820406
true the design team definitley had a "creative" idea with her
>>40820421
>>40820413
dw bronya I know what you mean

>>40820438
I am black albanian

>>40820413
I played it but it wasn't very good

>>40820450
I'm not a gacha pro but I preferred it to umamusume and genshin at least. Plus they give you an insane amount of freebies

>>40820421
no like its predominantly cis women. wait how do you not know about nikke: goddess of victory surely you've at least seen the ads??? where its like 2B at a shooting range with crazy ass physics
>>40820430
ummm let me think... basically anything nintendo, stardew, league of legends, valorant, cs, riichi mahjong, puyopuyo or any kind of retro puzzle game, sf3 specifically, strip poker, soulsborne, and pretty boys cross klondike solitare (uncensored).
oh and any of the nitro chiral games
those are the only games women are allowed to play
>>40820445
they dont understand the things i post on /cg/

>>40819511 (OP)
Do yall still do the tierlist.......?

I love bbc

>>40820438
moot point an albanian is better than any other ethnic group and any non-american is superior to an american
>>40820450
im surprised! i think its objectively better than most of the gachas ive played. great writing cute designs and generous f2p. the only reason i dont have it my daily rotation is cause its such a bitch to play on linux but i still pick it up for a collab event and whale to get everything
>>40820461
we havent done one in foreverrrr im gagging for it

>>40820453
I do like genshin, but it's because of all the exploration. Nikke just felt like the same thing over and over. I haven't tried the horse game

>>40820461
I don't think so

>>40820461
Pichu finally deleted the tier list

>>40820465
I love bwc

>>40820465
BWAHAHAHA i love when that gets somebody. look up the trip on the archive you wouldn't believe how many people fall for it. are you stupid or something i cant believe you're actually that gullible that's soooo funny

>>40820461
Outlawed ever since albanians took over the gen

>>40820476
and rightly so. they know what's best

>>40820469
tbf I only play gacha for the gambling and nikke lets you gamble a lot for free so you get the dopamine without the financial drain. Also the girls are cute and Naga is peak

>>40820475
Bronya did you spoof yourself

>>40820461
No, this is /pichusservergen/ now. Please understand..

>>40820461
most girls are uncomfortable with being ranked against one another
so it's impolite to do them
which, hopefully, is why they're rare

>>40820473
same

>>40820483
i have a bait trip password i try and get people to fall for every once in a while its my favourite part of the thread

Going from being a fat fuck my whole life to having visible veins is kind of unnerving

You all had these bulges and never thought about how weird they looked?

i love bbc
(the British broadcasting company)

alright goodnight everyone
see you tomorrow, probably

>>40820486
someone made a shitty tournament of the people posting in passgen yesterday

>>40820494
delete this. i fuckin hate the beeb
goodnight!
>>40820493
i promise you i am thinking in detail about how your bulges look at all times

>>40820497
omg no way i missed it??? the sport of kings? genuinely pissed the one passgen i skip

>>40820486
i have never been ranked yet and i lowkey don’t care because im too early in transition

>>40820502
it was cringe they didn't even post a link they just posted a screencap i think

>>40820504
ugh whats even the point in that... this new generation of so-called demoralisers can't even get me hard we just get half-assed spamming
they're not sending their best

>>40820494
Their Shakespeare performances are usually pretty good. I like The Hollow Crown a lot.

Bronya as Lady Macbeth delivering the sleepwalking scene with her caged sissy clitty wobbling about

@Sneed jenkem
Hello

This thread is ass now, even more than usual, what did you all do?

>>40820519
Pizzed and shidded and farded and gummed

>>40820491
>>40820475
im tired and i feel lost wdym by bait trip
someone fell for it and used it under ur name or you posted that under a different trip

>>40820517
LMFAO
you know i'd body it too i was briefly a professional child actor. i was in brownface for my most successful role tho so all traces have been destroyed
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT RACE WAS YET ITS NOT MY FAULT
i liked my performance in whistle down the wind better anyway

>>40820507
found it in the archives. They did post a link guess just nobody did it >>40797165

>>40820493
Same
Visible collar bones is crazy too

>>40820528
you have that shit bookmarked

Bronya why did scottish people turn into discount americans?

hmmmm

>>40820518
hewwooooo

>>40820534
the bad parts of america (appalachia, etc.) come from scotland so its the reverse

>>40820519
sorry i forcefemmed most of the chasers so its only the ones i wouldn't fuck left
>>40820524
oh like i pretend to leak my trip but its always bronya##bronya which obviously isnt my actual password but people fall for it a bunch so i get to laugh at them
>>40820528
im happy koakuma is getting her flowers i gotta think of a nickname for her before she starts posting here
>>40820534
soft imperial power

>>40820541
She is hypercute

>>40820486
Its objectively pretty horrible but i just wamma knoe if im recognizable enough as an enon to be considered for one
>>40820528
This is pathetic desu

>>40820540
appalachia is the good part of america!!! but yea they used to be connected it rules. american country music is rooted in the folk tradition here which is why its crazy popular here even more than other places in europe
>>40820545
soooo cute right i should ask her for hair tips

>>40820538
Today is a beautiful day

>>40820551
appalachia is the stereotypical rural white trash part of the country

i ruined my linux install because i let steam make applicationnnn shittttttt and the icons are in my thing and they're super ugly

>>40820554
beautiful day for a nature walkies?

>>40820538
Howl Howltler

*Braith starts throwing it back an twerking*
I KNOW YOU SEEN THIS SHIT BEFO'
I KNOW YOU SEEN THIS SHIT BEFO'

>>40820551
I see it as seeking out ancestral homeland

>>40820557
oh yea dont do that shit!!! cmon rookie you're showin the rest of us up
you're looking for ~/.desktop to get rid of em generally
>>40820555
huhhh im offended by association now i thought it was considered like mystical and dangerous the same way the highlands are!!! have some respect >:(

>>40820562
Yes I'm about to take one before waging

>>40820564
braith is the type of weird gay guy to goon to profiles of dl black thugs on grindr and imagine what it would be like but never do it

>>40820567
hmmmmmm maybe! theres lots of that for sure

>>40820568
>huhhh im offended by association now i thought it was considered like mystical and dangerous the same way the highlands are!!! have some respect >:(
um, kind of - like the scenery and mountains and stuff

but the people are the least sophisticated white people of any part of the country

>>40820581
oh yea its just scotland then. we pride ourselves on being absolute scum

Bronya do people even speak scots these days? Why did irish and scottish people so easily give up their languages

>>40820583
are you dumb? scots is a germanic language

>>40820583
the scottish wikipedia scandal killed the language permanently

>>40820587
No shit whoever you are

>>40820588
That guy was so based

>>40820592
>Why did irish and scottish people so easily give up their languages
its not an irish or scottish language to give up

>>40820597
You're american right? You don't understand how culture and language works

>>40820583
yea people still speak scots and gaelic! which are different languages. scots is a dialect of english and gaelic is a language in the same family as irish.
they were not given up easily they were systemically eradicated via centuries of both soft and hard genocide :( the highland clearances are rly fucked up. i want to be at least conversational in gaelic but i can only do basic phrasebook stuff.
scots is very much alive and kicking tho i guess the thing with a dialect is that it exists more on a spectrum right. like a lot of my relatives use a lot of words that are scots. like bairn and ken and canny and munter and stuff. but sometimes you wouldn't even consider that as a dialect feature and just like. part of how people speak here
theres a lot of grammatical features that are distinct too particularly with how verbs are conjugated that i hear a lot that make me happy. but im pretty americanised so i rarely do it unless im drunk or pissed off
>>40820588
im soooooo pissed about that even now it gets me so mad. but like. the whole social function of scots is just something where like you wouldn't use it to look at wikipedia? you would look at wikipedia in "high" english?? so it makes sense something like that would happen?

>>40820611
but irish is a whole other related but significantly more extreme situation. we kinda lost to anglo cock a little harder than they did and did a bunch of empire shit and slavery. oopsies >w<
not me tho my bloodline has clean hands we left ireland after all that stuff. man we coulda all died out to republican purges and i wouldn't have to learn fucking rust this blows

anyway don't americans have dialects too? like AAVE or the performative male dialect or the american gay dialect

>>40820619
I don't understand how irish nationalism used to be so vigorous and the language was still mostly lost. I think less than 3% of people in ireland use irish daily.

>>40820624
It'd be like saying if nobody spoke French creole anymore and you said "how do africans keep losing their languages". its not an african language to start

>>40820624
4chan english is its own dialect because it has its own syntax rules.

>>40820611
Scots Wikipedia makes me think of pidgin BBC news

>>40820635
Wow, a native speaker of the american gay dialect!

>>40820638
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ce93pnxpp42o

>>40820636
sure why not
>>40820635
ohhhh yeah i get what you mean. yea you're right gaelic is the "native" language of scotland. but i think its normal to get attached to languages you use over time even if they're from colonisation, right? like i would understand if someone who had spoken french creole their whole life considered it their "native" language
>>40820634
it's not lost by any measure! just rare to use and long suppressed. i know lots of people who speak it though
albanian nationalism is still strong even though their country has been balkanised, right? the identity remains even if the territory it claims is taken, whether thats physical or linguistic or ethnic etc
>>40820638
oh yea thats popular lately right? i get them on tiktok a lot they're cool i think its good for ppl to be able to get news in the language they actually speak day to day

How phones snatchers dey put fear for Kano streets

Recently, many women for Kano state, north central Nigeria enta streets to protest phone snatching theft wey dem allege say don dey become rampant for di commercial city.

Di women beg di state govment to stop di activities of thugs wey dey disturb di state, especially as dem dey always collect dia tins anytime thuggery kasala burst for town.

>>40820647
true, I see what you mean. Just seemed off to me to put it that way

>>40820649
for sure i get where ur coming from too

>>40820647
>albanian nationalism is still strong even though their country has been balkanised, right?
I don't think that's the best comparison. Albos are very clannish and they all speak albanian daily, even when diasporafagging

>>40820654
i think national identity can exist in a lot of forms, not just language! i mean the only language i speak natively is that of the country that colonised mine but i don't consider myself english by any measure, and an outside observer would probably not identify me as english in my manner or lifestyle either

>>40820658
Perhaps, but
*farts on you and leaves*

>>40820662
Mnngh

>>40820662
Best post in the thread

>>40820581
>least sophisticated
Nothing wrong with that.

>>40820673
yea being "unpretentious" and "salt of the earth" are cardinal virtues here its always weird when americans have the opposite opinion its so foreign to me. but i figure its probably niche there too right

>>40820597
wdym???

>>40820673
yeah there is, there's a lot of alcoholism and domestic violence and general low iq behavior

>>40820695
hehe yea we do that here too. like mother like daughter

>>40820695
reeks of classist fag shit

>>40820690
just that it's no more scottish than english is imo

>>40820702
there's a black academic named thomas sowell who has a theory that the various dysfunctional aspects of black culture were inherited from their attempts to integrate with the poor white culture of the south which was primarily from scotland and ireland

>>40820695
Wow I guess it's illegal to have fun in your own home anymore

>>40820712
oh I caught that mid convo
thought you guys were speaking about Gàidhlig

>>40820711
upper class people are generally better people all around

>>40820716
>thomas sowell
Lol

>>40820711
well yea obviously what do u expect in a place like this LMAO they still think jewish people control the media and shit you're not gonna get them to understand that class discrimination is bad
>>40820716
celtic pride worldwide baby

>>40820723
i didn't say i agreed with the theory

>>40820634
Because it was a nationalism based on previous grievances and on religion, the linguistics of it get complicated when you tell people to speak a Celtic language as their mother tongue instead of the literal global language.
People don't care about their previous languages, they will rationalize them as unsophisticated or as dialects of some other language to save them the effort of learning how their ancestors spoke

>>40820720
>>40820555
you people choose to act like this but your asshole puckers when you hear certain slurs and opinions when it'd fit that exact narrative you're peddling
dont get it tbdesu
>>40820724
true

>>40820729
i do!!! dont take that away from us we're barely clinging to relevance as is
>>40820735
yea its primarily a nationalism of religion for sure

>>40820741
what do you mean?

>>40820741
its not an internally consistent system of beliefs and you'll just wear yourself out treating it as such... dont bother... its a system designed for maximum convenience and self-comfort so u dont ever have to critique anything

>>40820744
>>40820751
Who's the real bronya???

>>40820757
me

>>40820757
there is no bronya.

>>40820757
They're both utter retards so does it really matter?

>>40820757
neither of em they're both pichu larps are you a newfag or something

is the nu-bronya talking about white trash etc the same nu-bronya that was talking about bbc earlier? too lazy to scroll up

>>40820762
wahhhh you're gonna hurt my feelings