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Anonymous No.40821613 >>40821624 >>40822334 >>40825297
/cisgaygen/
>>40819865
Anonymous No.40821624
>>40821613 (OP)
get that lyme disease
Anonymous No.40821626 >>40821630 >>40824957
First for gay penis exploding in my ass
Anonymous No.40821628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuRDTORo4R4
anyone else find them annoying?
Anonymous No.40821630
>>40821626
that's gay
Anonymous No.40821654 >>40821658
Grrbrbrbrr I wanna eat pussy! I wanna eat pussy right now!
Anonymous No.40821658
>>40821654
bowcat fi dead
Anonymous No.40821710 >>40821726
scratches my butt
Anonymous No.40821726 >>40821761
>>40821710
anal nematodes (threadworms/pinworms) – quick factsheet
what they are:
small parasitic worms (usually enterobius vermicularis) that infect the intestine and can cause anal itching, especially at night.
more common in children but can affect adults too, including sexually active men who have receptive anal sex.
symptoms:
itching or irritation around the anus, worse at night
restless sleep, sometimes abdominal discomfort
in some cases, no noticeable symptoms
spread:
eggs are passed in stool and can survive on surfaces, bedding, or hands
spread by touching contaminated surfaces, food, or sexual contact involving the anus
treatment:
oral antiparasitic medication (commonly mebendazole, albendazole, or pyrantel pamoate) – often a single dose, repeated after 2 weeks
all household/sexual partners usually treated at the same time to stop reinfection
self-care & prevention:
wash hands thoroughly after bathroom use and before eating
keep nails short and clean
shower in the morning to remove eggs laid overnight
wash bedding, towels, and underwear in hot water regularly
avoid rimming/anal contact until treatment is completed and symptoms resolve
see a doctor if:
symptoms persist after treatment
there’s abdominal pain, weight loss, or blood in stool
you’re immunocompromised
Anonymous No.40821732
bottoms eata da poopoo
Anonymous No.40821740
scratches my butt (cheek)
Anonymous No.40821761
>>40821726
chinese torture
botfly in penis
Anonymous No.40821840 >>40821912 >>40821948 >>40822277
bought myself a heated weighted blanket for the winter
Anonymous No.40821866
My dick tastes like pickles can I make it after dipped my big dick in pickle brine.
Anonymous No.40821912 >>40821932
>>40821840
was it expensive
Anonymous No.40821916
great thread
Anonymous No.40821932 >>40821942
>>40821912
$130 with tax/shpping
Anonymous No.40821938 >>40821948
woman suffers heatstroke and suffocates under
deadly chinese contraption!
in related new: the anus botflies infestation continues!
Anonymous No.40821942 >>40822037
>>40821932
post link
Anonymous No.40821948 >>40822055 >>40822158 >>40822328
>>40821840
>>40821938
im staying in a rental cabin and I cannot get the gas heater unit thingy to click on at all - granted its late august but its supposed to be cold in the morning the next few days
Anonymous No.40821958
I'm straight
Anonymous No.40822037 >>40822056 >>40822071
>>40821942
https://pureenrichment.com/products/weighted-warmth-weighted-throw-blanket-with-heat
Anonymous No.40822055
>>40821948
Amazon would probably be quicker
Anonymous No.40822056 >>40822126
>>40822037
seems weird, why not just spoon with your boyfriend?
Anonymous No.40822071 >>40822106
>>40822037
might get me one. i have a heated blanket but not wieghted
Anonymous No.40822106 >>40822116 >>40822128 >>40822413
>>40822071
you can always just a heavy comforter on top of it
Anonymous No.40822116
>>40822106
just put
Anonymous No.40822126 >>40822143 >>40822179
>>40822056
I've done that before and human skin is sweaty/damp/haory and not as comfy as a nice blanket
Anonymous No.40822128
>>40822106
i want to be flattened mate
Anonymous No.40822143 >>40822161
>>40822126
ughhhhh i miss having a bf and snuggling during winter. he was a bear too so soft and squishy and warm. i slept like a rock
Anonymous No.40822149 >>40822164
im happy to announce that me and shiza did the dirty
Anonymous No.40822158
>>40821948
>rental cabin
do you happen to live in alaska? maybe its common elsewhere too but i know a lot in the interior live in cabins
Anonymous No.40822161 >>40822172
>>40822143
lewd...
Anonymous No.40822164
>>40822149
>those arms
hes literally me...
Anonymous No.40822172
>>40822161
there is nothing better than falling asleep snuggled up to someone or resting your head on their chest
Anonymous No.40822179 >>40822218
>>40822126
I want a handsome hairy guy to sweat on me
Anonymous No.40822218 >>40822231 >>40822262
>>40822179
i want one to cum on me
Anonymous No.40822231
>>40822218
i want one to fart on me
Anonymous No.40822262 >>40822288
imagine if you had a bf who was at the gym and he started thinking about you and got hard and left to come home and fuck and and he'd still be all sweaty and worked up from working out and he'd shove your face into his crotch and rub his hard dick on your while you're huffing his bush and your mind is going blank from arousal and tasting his salty sweat when you lick his belly and the drowning feeling of him fucking your throat ugh I want it so badly

>>40822218
so true
Anonymous No.40822277
>>40821840
uhh based. you can pretend the weight of the blanket as your bf cuddling you too
Anonymous No.40822288 >>40822318 >>40822348
>>40822262
how did you develop this love of sweat?
Anonymous No.40822318
>>40822288
not him but sweaty guys just smell fucking sexy if they are hot. i cant think of anything that made it develop
Anonymous No.40822328
>>40821948
Talk to /out/. They probably have someone who knows how to help. It might take a while to get a reply though. Its a common nuisance.
Anonymous No.40822334 >>40822350
>>40821613 (OP)
who dat boy
Anonymous No.40822348 >>40822359
>>40822288
I like men and sweaty men are sexy bc I love seeing men physically exert themselves and the sweat is like a physical manifestation of the masculine energy they exude and it just gets my knees weak and my bussy achey
Anonymous No.40822350
>>40822334
ryan taylor, canadian fashion model
Anonymous No.40822353 >>40822358 >>40822365
>sweaty guys just smell fucking sexy if they are hot
lol
Anonymous No.40822358 >>40822377 >>40822394
>>40822353
It's true. A 10/10 could smell like fucking acid/vinegar around his dick and balls and you'd still suck him off.
Anonymous No.40822359 >>40822363
>>40822348
ok bottom
Anonymous No.40822363 >>40822394
>>40822359
how could u tell
Anonymous No.40822365 >>40822397 >>40822416
>>40822353
picture a 10/10 gigachad after working out at the gym and tell me you wouldnt sniff and lick his pits. now picture nikocado avocado in the same scenario
Anonymous No.40822375 >>40822388 >>40822414 >>40822446 >>40822460 >>40822967
out of halo, half-life, mass effect and dead space series, which one has the best/most exciting/intriguing lore in your onion? for me, it's dead space
Anonymous No.40822377
>>40822358
>projecting hard
Anonymous No.40822384
https://vocaroo.com/1asNM5pLWplO
Anonymous No.40822388 >>40822403 >>40822453
>>40822375
can i choose system shock instead?
Anonymous No.40822394
>>40822358
>>40822363
mental illness
Anonymous No.40822397 >>40822401
>>40822365
i wouldn't sniff anyone's pits for any reason
Anonymous No.40822401 >>40822417
>>40822397
are you even gay?
Anonymous No.40822403
>>40822388
ugh okay :/
Anonymous No.40822413
>>40822106
get a top bf moran
Anonymous No.40822414
>>40822375
half life bc Gordon Freeman is fucking hot
Anonymous No.40822416 >>40822429
>>40822365
i've met hot guys who smelled awful, and below average guys i literally could not get enough of and wanted to plant my face in every hairy spot on their body
Anonymous No.40822417
>>40822401
very
Anonymous No.40822429 >>40822443
>>40822416
im hot
smell great
rich too
stable
bfs
Anonymous No.40822432 >>40822497 >>40822503
hot take: if you don't enjoy sniffing hairy sweaty pits, ass and bush, you aren't gay
Anonymous No.40822434 >>40822481
>not a single trip or namefag in the entire thread
Anonymous No.40822443 >>40822453
>>40822429
and you're posting here?!?!
Anonymous No.40822446 >>40822464 >>40822477
>>40822375
halo
super soldier that doesnt amek any sense
aliens something somethin

hl
aliens
sometthing something retarded

masseffect
aleins, no, people in alien costumes
retardation

deadspace
the thing in space aliens ................

i guess ds wins
Anonymous No.40822448 >>40822459
competing with my bf to see who can get the muskiest :3
Anonymous No.40822451 >>40822463 >>40822472
Starting a skincare routine, growing out my hair, bulking and working out so that I can become a twunk
Anonymous No.40822453 >>40822480
>>40822388
im afraid i cant let you do this

>>40822443
yes! the king is here!
*hilfe O.O*
Anonymous No.40822459
>>40822448
the left side of my cok balls itches cuase unwashin in 4 days... wont wash another 2...

my head looks liek im a fucking bum...
im hiding the hari under a beanyyynyn

couple more day buddy couple more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.40822460 >>40822487 >>40822528
>>40822375
Mass Effect series for the worldbuilding and atmosphere, also I am gay for Garrus.
Anonymous No.40822463 >>40822484
>>40822451
boring
Anonymous No.40822464
>>40822446
based choice, mein nibba
Anonymous No.40822472 >>40822484
>>40822451
how is your hole?
Anonymous No.40822477 >>40822489
>>40822446
also, how many hours before your report is due? tick tock tick tock
Anonymous No.40822479
i think t**rny is in this thread
Anonymous No.40822480
>>40822453
>im afraid i cant let you do this
i'll go with half life then
kzs No.40822481
>>40822434
lol moron
Anonymous No.40822484 >>40822498
>>40822472
virgin, I am more into fucking thighs however.
>>40822463
sticking with the classics.
Anonymous No.40822487
>>40822460
>gay for Garrus
furryfags out -_-
kzs No.40822489
>>40822477
project delievery is 1 sep
today was my stuff in docs to be done done
its not... but im alright still
Anonymous No.40822497
>>40822432
retarded take
Anonymous No.40822498
>>40822484
post bicpes
Anonymous No.40822503 >>40822529 >>40822562
>>40822432
100% straight men like the smell of cock
Anonymous No.40822528 >>40822546
>>40822460
Anonymous No.40822529 >>40822532
>>40822503
they dont jerk off to it though
Anonymous No.40822532
>>40822529
you can't jerk off and not like the smell of cock
Anonymous No.40822546
>>40822528
giwtwm
Anonymous No.40822554 >>40822561 >>40822565
The teeny gym bros at my local gym are quite stinky
Anonymous No.40822558
you cant shit and not like the smell of farts
Anonymous No.40822561 >>40822566
>>40822554
dont get infected
Anonymous No.40822562
>>40822503
THER OWN yes
Anonymous No.40822565 >>40822599
>>40822554
>teenies
ruined
Anonymous No.40822566 >>40822578
>>40822561
Uh wat
Anonymous No.40822568 >>40822579 >>40822580
no sex before marriage
Anonymous No.40822578 >>40822601 >>40822830
>>40822566
gayfemboy botnet is runnig around

omfg its 1503, time is not a flat circle
its a goddamn fucking waterfall
Anonymous No.40822579
>>40822568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3iE3iLA9x8
Anonymous No.40822580 >>40822595
>>40822568
gay people can't get married where i live
Anonymous No.40822595
>>40822580
where?
Anonymous No.40822599
>>40822565
What? They’re like 18-25 they’re still practically babies according to the old ladies that come here. They’re very nearly men. They’re just cringe and stupid and unhygienic.
Anonymous No.40822601 >>40822604 >>40822605 >>40822612
>>40822578
>gayfemboy botnet
fascinating
Anonymous No.40822602 >>40822615 >>40822624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orKo-3IzkDY

do you pee standing up or sitting down?
Anonymous No.40822604 >>40822611
>>40822601
https://www.fortinet.com/blog/threat-research/iot-malware-gayfemboy-mirai-based-botnet-campaign
Anonymous No.40822605 >>40822612
>>40822601
I’m so confused right now
Anonymous No.40822611
>>40822604
Uh
Anonymous No.40822612 >>40822622 >>40822623 >>40822678
>>40822601
yeah its a meme

>>40822605
devs like to send messages
"look at me!""
Anonymous No.40822615
>>40822602
sitting at home, standing outside
Anonymous No.40822617
aib
Anonymous No.40822622
>>40822612
>pride parade
and nothing of value was lost
Anonymous No.40822623
>>40822612
I can’t believe the lgbt movement is now associated with low iq people
Anonymous No.40822624 >>40822638
>>40822602
piss and shit standing up and into the sink
Anonymous No.40822638
>>40822624
hi bishit
Anonymous No.40822655
saw boomerpdf post on reddit kek
Anonymous No.40822678
>>40822612
I live around there. The lgbt community is in full Stockholm syndrome with Muslims. They will do the floppiest sort of mental gymnastics to justify “Queers for Palestine!” and it’s extremely depressing seeing them like this. They’re sick.
Anonymous No.40822715 >>40822719 >>40822816 >>40822851 >>40822857 >>40823229
Would you date a guy with fetish for ancient military armor?
Anonymous No.40822719
>>40822715
If he was buff and hairy and aggressive in the bed yeah
Anonymous No.40822739 >>40822778
why do i want to get the cum fucked out of me if i'm a top
Anonymous No.40822778 >>40822794
>>40822739
because you are not a top and there is no such thing as a bottom
Anonymous No.40822794
>>40822778
post hole
Anonymous No.40822800 >>40822807 >>40822878
Just so you guys know:
cruel and unusual punishment is illegal.
Anonymous No.40822807
>>40822800
like edging with no release?
Anonymous No.40822814 >>40822825
Seeing all the gays yelling at Muslims in Canada for interrupting and cancelling their pride parade is hilarious.

Also, isn’t pride month over? Why do they get another pride parade?
Anonymous No.40822816 >>40823229
>>40822715
i mean as long as he's not a nazi sure
Anonymous No.40822819 >>40822829 >>40822850
what happened to the queers for palestine thing lol
Anonymous No.40822825
>>40822814
not every pride happens during june
Anonymous No.40822829
>>40822819
got thrown off a roof
Anonymous No.40822830
>>40822578
hey that's biboomer
Anonymous No.40822850
>>40822819
They (the lgbt) finally got a taste of their own medicine. The people they support DON’T support the lgbt, and they went out of their way to interrupt a pride parade lul. Just a couple hundred Muslims was all it took to cancel a parade of thousands.

Honestly, gay/lgbt people are probably dumber than black people at this point. They were given all the warning signs and yet they ignored it.
Anonymous No.40822851 >>40822868 >>40822869
>>40822715
yeah but what if his bulge is too big and protrudes out too much? none of that attire was made for well endowed guys
Anonymous No.40822857
>>40822715
wheres the armor, dumbass?
Anonymous No.40822868 >>40822875
>>40822851
That looks more like he’s carrying a helmet on his hip. Not a bulge.
Anonymous No.40822869
>>40822851
gay suicide bombers
Anonymous No.40822875
>>40822868
its a grenade and it's going to blow white sticky stuff all over anyone within a close range
Anonymous No.40822878
>>40822800
Enforcement varies in the US. A lot of stuff happens here that wouldn't fly in other first world countries.
Anonymous No.40822904 >>40822910 >>40822911 >>40822914 >>40822917 >>40822922
People who support Palestine and Iran are evil and need to be killed. If you’re too stupid to see why it’s evil then this is all the more reason you should be killed.
Anonymous No.40822910
>>40822904
Kill my entire bussy I’m talmbout gay sex playa I’m talmbout bustin’ me up on the inside.
Anonymous No.40822911
>>40822904
>People who support Palestine and Iran are evil and need to be killed.
Shiza...
Anonymous No.40822914
>>40822904
spoken like a fascist
Anonymous No.40822917 >>40822923
>>40822904
people who support America and Israel dictating what happens on land they dont own should really off themselves
Anonymous No.40822922
>>40822904
ma'am this is a cracker barrel
Anonymous No.40822923 >>40822930 >>40822944
>>40822917
Anon history is irrelevant at this point. Israel isn’t going anywhere. Palestinians need to grow the fuck up. For the sake of their children’s children’s children.
Anonymous No.40822928 >>40822959 >>40823180 >>40823456
I mix these two coffees together right now and it's so good.

what's your favorite coffee and flavor?
Anonymous No.40822930 >>40822941
>>40822923
Yeah well Palestinians can’t exactly DO anything since they’re run/ruled by Hamas
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40822932 >>40822933 >>40822942 >>40824968 >>40824994 >>40825009
ugh my mum is taking me to this fertility preservation thing tomorrow and im already dreading it. god this is humiliating
Anonymous No.40822933
>>40822932
?
Anonymous No.40822941
>>40822930
Why the fuck do you think the war is happening at all? Stopping the war means you want Hamas to continue being in power, using families and children as PR shields.
Anonymous No.40822942 >>40822945
>>40822932
you're gonna make your mom pregnant?!
Anonymous No.40822944 >>40822948
>>40822923
>they need to grow up
that's not how evolution works, people are where they are, there is nothing you can do about it, in time perhaps they will get smarter, adopt better ideologies, and grow to realize the error of their ways so they aren't repeated
but even then look at all the religious people in the U.S. and elsewhere who are still living their life according to outdated ancient doctrines and how much it negatively affects everyone
rexie !!k1IKR+wYEC/ No.40822945
>>40822942
no? what
Anonymous No.40822948
>>40822944
They need to grow up. Sorry. Palestine is a Lie.
Anonymous No.40822949
A million bright ambassadors of morning
Anonymous No.40822951 >>40822964
So anyway how about that homosexuality
Anonymous No.40822959
>>40822928
cock
Anonymous No.40822964
>>40822951
it's amazing. need to practice more
Anonymous No.40822967 >>40822984 >>40822995 >>40823019
>>40822375
i only played mass effect
Anonymous No.40822974
I wan yt to. Br be excusivly hereterosexual from right now on
Anonymous No.40822984
>>40822967
Hot
Anonymous No.40822995 >>40822997
>>40822967
Which male love option is this guy again? I haven’t played this game in years.
Anonymous No.40822997 >>40824150
>>40822995
Kaidan
You have to save him in the first game to unlock his romance
Anonymous No.40823014
Me and my gay boyfriend farting fukking
Anonymous No.40823019 >>40823211
>>40822967
>graphics from 2007
they should really update them
Anonymous No.40823152 >>40823166
Throwing up and crying and pooping my pants because the love confession in my erotic story is weak as shit
Anonymous No.40823166 >>40823190
>>40823152
post tits
Anonymous No.40823180
>>40822928
Well goddam. That looks proper tasty.
Anonymous No.40823190 >>40823201
>>40823166
Not mine btw
Anonymous No.40823197 >>40823218
Anonymous No.40823201 >>40823213
>>40823190
i'd suck those until the end of time. who is he?
Anonymous No.40823211
>>40823019
Nah he looks better there
Anonymous No.40823213 >>40823221
>>40823201
Wolfmanlifting on ig. I think he's a furry
Anonymous No.40823218 >>40823287
>>40823197
We tried telling them this for the last 20 years and only now they’re realizing it? Just how stupid is the lgbt? They did this to themselves.
Anonymous No.40823221
>>40823213
>I think he's a furry
you couldn't have waited until i cum
Anonymous No.40823229
>>40822715
absolutely

>>40822816
why would a guy like that be a nazi
Anonymous No.40823249
femboy tops
Anonymous No.40823277 >>40823282 >>40823286
This is me guys what do you think
Anonymous No.40823281 >>40823295
gross!
Anonymous No.40823282
>>40823277
Feet :)
Anonymous No.40823286 >>40823295
>>40823277
disgusting
Anonymous No.40823287
>>40823218
To be fair, I am pretty sure its a white thing. I do not think Hispanic, Asian or black gays can be that naive. They may not all be culturally literate and worldly-wise, but I think they have enough intuition that people known for blowing shit up aren't likely going to be the most tolerant bunch.
Anonymous No.40823295 >>40823319
>>40823286
>>40823281
:(
Anonymous No.40823319
>>40823295
still disgusting
Anonymous No.40823350
Anonymous No.40823388 >>40823506 >>40823667
do you like wrestling
Anonymous No.40823456
>>40822928
all this shit tastes the same to me...
1742
Anonymous No.40823506
>>40823388
n
1748
Anonymous No.40823549 >>40823579 >>40823584 >>40823645 >>40823667
ILBAB or gooning gg?
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40823554 >>40823676 >>40823689
I'm sad I can't walk or run today. How is gg?
Anonymous No.40823564
i tried to work yesterday night and couldnt...
i have like 18 to 22 hours now , 4 hours
food douche chill 2 hours gone... its 0000
should i just try to sleep?
in the basement kek
fuck this is worse tahn uni at the worst of tiems...

wtf is gooning...
jerkin for 2 houjrs?
Anonymous No.40823579
>>40823549
I think gooning is more important to me than being normal
Anonymous No.40823584
>>40823549
goonZINGA!
Anonymous No.40823627 >>40823633 >>40823741
i like feminine male.. but only if domtop.
Anonymous No.40823633
i could try to nap now for n hour
19 to 22 is 3h
2h break
3h work
1h nap
4am
3h work

>>40823627
and who asked u troon?
Anonymous No.40823645
>>40823549
What's ilbab
Anonymous No.40823667
>>40823388
I never did it, I was already being bullied for being gay and since I was a tiny twink I would only have lost and ppl would probably say I joined just to get manhandled by guys which would've been true but still

>>40823549
what's ilbab
I love black and brown?
Anonymous No.40823676 >>40823685 >>40823689 >>40823812
>>40823554
Are you okay? Are your legs healing up? If you have a triple antibiotic, like Neosporin, that should help it heal faster. I do not know if Calamine lotion, or zinc oxide, would help or not. I would be more confident just using the topical triple antibiotic.

I was thinking about you, relating to it. I hope you are ok and looking for brighter plans this week to shake off that weekend. Maybe you and bf can do something cozy and give the outdoors a break for a bit.
Anonymous No.40823685
>>40823676
kek
Anonymous No.40823689 >>40823812
>>40823676
>>40823554
what happened
Anonymous No.40823741
>>40823627
all men are feminine these days in this current day looksmax culture
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40823812 >>40823854 >>40824002
>>40823676
I'm good thank you. Me legs are OK but sore feet and back. How are you?
>>40823689
A bad night
Anonymous No.40823854 >>40823874
>>40823812
Im ok. Maybe your bf can give you some of that Icy Hot muscle rub on your back. Until then, maybe some ibuprofen will help some. If might be a few days of aches. I nice hot shower before and after sleeping should help with that. On the back of course, not so much the legs.
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40823874 >>40823939
>>40823854
You're very nice anon.
The showers feel good before bed but make my legs burn again. I put lidocaine lotion on.
Anonymous No.40823900
1p in 30 min?
Anonymous No.40823939 >>40824004
>>40823874
oooh yeah Lidocaine should work really well for pain and irritation. I am just glad you are getting some relief. Remember, if you have Neosporin, I promise it will heal faster. Have a good day and be well.
Anonymous No.40824002 >>40824032
>>40823812
maybe your feet and back wouldn't be so sore if you weren't carrying around such a heavy load of cheesecake in your body fatty
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824004
>>40823939
Thank you, you be well too
Anonymous No.40824020 >>40824032
Why don't they talk about Japanese cheesecake and Jager cakes anymore
Anonymous No.40824028
after-anal feels so much better than anal itself.
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824032
>>40824002
I'm weighed down by my brc
>>40824020
I haven't eat them for a long time.
Mr pancakes No.40824115 >>40824266
My plushies which plushies should I get next the frog is a beanie baby so he's just a baby
Mr pancakes No.40824124
His name is Pepe
Anonymous No.40824150
>>40822997
Wat
I have to play all three
That’s stoopid
Anonymous No.40824266
>>40824115
which one makes the best dick warmer?
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824269 >>40824278 >>40824348
What's gg up to, homos?
Anonymous No.40824278 >>40824333
>>40824269
was it your dad who made you fuck and suck dogs or what
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824333 >>40824340
>>40824278
Do you really want to know that?
Anonymous No.40824340 >>40824368
>>40824333
no, i just want you to go away
Anonymous No.40824348 >>40824368
>>40824269
Hello hello I'm just omw home from werk. how are you?
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824368 >>40824397 >>40824593
>>40824340
Bitch
>>40824348
I'm OK thank you. I'm bored.
Anonymous No.40824371
What up cock bros
Anonymous No.40824397 >>40824402
>>40824368
what's it like being a woman with a boyfriend??
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824402
>>40824397
I am loved
Anonymous No.40824409 >>40824469 >>40824642
My armpits smell like woodsy ash and pencil shavings
Anonymous No.40824419
https://youtu.be/Z-FCg-uYc2g
Anonymous No.40824454
need this
https://thisvid.com/videos/pits2/
Anonymous No.40824469
>>40824409
Post feet
Anonymous No.40824506
https://youtu.be/8Sd9cl2OFFM
Anonymous No.40824593 >>40824626
>>40824368
>I'm bored.
try fingering your aah
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40824597
https://youtu.be/M0oVsC-PexA?si=8Ihd130hTb5bb8mP
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824626 >>40824628
>>40824593
Rather have someone else do it
Anonymous No.40824628
>>40824626
same desu
Anonymous No.40824634 >>40824665 >>40825308
I lost a friend today because I said it was very disrespectful and practically rage bait for pro Palestinians to interrupt and cancel the pride parade :(

Muslims are truly blameless and can do no wrong
Anonymous No.40824635
>that feeling when my bf and I are cuddling and I feel our breaths start to sync up
Anonymous No.40824642 >>40824666 >>40824722
>>40824409
Wonder why armpit sniffing or just being smelly in general is so much more common with us compared to the straights
Anonymous No.40824665
>>40824634
sorry your parade celebrating degeneracy was cancelled due to genocide :-(
Anonymous No.40824666
>>40824642
It's bottom coded regardless of gender
Cishet women love active BO
Like the kind you get after a couple hours at the gym
Very different from the kind you get from not washing for a few days though
Anonymous No.40824672 >>40824689 >>40824698 >>40824717 >>40824724 >>40824747
i mean this with all of my heart when i say i think every last faggot should be shot in the fucking head there is no more useless or despicable group on the planet fucking shiteating indian niggers are more useful
Anonymous No.40824689
>>40824672
Ok Cersei
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824692 >>40824724
>lady asks my accent
>I say Russian
>she say 'oh really? I thought for sure it's Ukrainian. I work with many exchange students so I know accents extremely well'
Anonymous No.40824698
>>40824672
Imagine getting this upset over other peoples sex life
Anonymous No.40824717
>>40824672
*pokes your skull with my dick*
Anonymous No.40824722
>>40824642
Because men are more raunchy than women and gay men know what they want.
Anonymous No.40824724 >>40824766
>>40824672
mmm you don't mean that luv I know you don't no need to be all tsundere about it
>>40824692
how is that weird russian and ukranian sounds the same
Anonymous No.40824747
>>40824672
Stop making men be so sexy then, how about that?
Anonymous No.40824766 >>40824837
>>40824724
The difference between a Russian and Ukrainian accent is very very slight and probably wouldn't be picked up on unless the listener knows EXACTLY what to look out for but being mistaken for Ukrainian as a Russian is a hilarious power move
Anonymous No.40824800 >>40824838 >>40824849
>finding out tall white muscled gay men are extremely racist and will never brother with a nigger spic like me
awwwwwwwww :(
Anonymous No.40824810
The best romance trope is enemies to lover and really it's not even close
Jäger !!E9gak3ps/NO No.40824837 >>40824847
>>40824766
It made my bf laff
Anonymous No.40824838
>>40824800
>High sex value men seek out other high sex value men
Shocking
Anonymous No.40824847
>>40824837
does he ever laugh about you being filmed swallowing dog cum
Anonymous No.40824849
>>40824800
ngl i'd probably try bleaching my skin if i were born brown
Anonymous No.40824887 >>40824905 >>40824931 >>40825033
What do you think Elon's musk smells like?
Anonymous No.40824905
>>40824887
vinegar
Anonymous No.40824931
>>40824887
I feel like his botched penis surgery would reek of infection
Anonymous No.40824957
>>40821626
I’m jealous.
Anonymous No.40824968
>>40822932
Your mom is saving your spunk for layers?
Anonymous No.40824994 >>40825031
>>40822932
you’re fat and a tranny and we are full up on fat trannies so fuck off
Anonymous No.40825009
>>40822932
Be a gooda boy and jerk off in the cup
Anonymous No.40825021 >>40825046
why are there so many tranny chasers in gaygen
Anonymous No.40825031
>>40824994
I always feel so uncomfortable whenever i'm reminded we have posters young enough to moan about their parents
Anonymous No.40825033 >>40825047
>>40824887
Aezealia Banks said Grimes and Elon smelled like nickels when they were working on a song together
Anonymous No.40825046
>>40825021
trannies want to bank my sperm in their holes
Anonymous No.40825047 >>40825153
>>40825033
why should i trust a black bitch with no butt to tell the truth
Anonymous No.40825069 >>40825075 >>40825263
if you ever wondered why she’s like that this should explain it
Anonymous No.40825075
>>40825069
My homophobic queen
Anonymous No.40825086 >>40825263
I wish I could grow my cock just like a half inch more to surprise my bf and hit him somewhere he's never felt me before
Anonymous No.40825153
>>40825047
Shes one of the few i'd always trust about celebrity gossip, the way she gives no fucks about which bridge she burns with her raw rants
Anonymous No.40825178
come on england
Anonymous No.40825181 >>40825194
https://youtu.be/xbs1owa1K5M?t=63

I didn't know homeless people shit in plastic bags and then throw them in public garbage cans...I thought they would make a hole in the ground with a shovel and then shit in it and then put dirt over it... I guess its better than shitting on the street but still
Anonymous No.40825194 >>40825214
>>40825181
even homeless junkies can at least attempt to clean up their shit why can’t indians
Anonymous No.40825214
>>40825194
Our homeless junkies are still more enviormentally educated than the avarage cow dung slinger from india
Anonymous No.40825241 >>40825261 >>40825263 >>40825322
I've shit outside before. It feels invigorating.
Anonymous No.40825261 >>40825289
>>40825241
Acts of nature are often liberating sis.
Anonymous No.40825263 >>40825289
Pancake leftovers fo dinner :DD
>>40825069
Wish someone would exorcise whatever evil spirit is possessing her rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaNQ4mv9XfE
>>40825086
That's sweet...It think?
>>40825241
didnt ask!!
Anonymous No.40825289 >>40825317
>>40825261
Sex outside in nature feels the best, the breeze on your skin and your partner's skin
>>40825263
You should try, it's called getting in touch with nature. Have a friend hold your hand if you're nervous about doing it.
Anonymous No.40825297 >>40825325
>>40821613 (OP)
Do roided gays realize how silly they look
Mr pancakes No.40825308
>>40824634
Canada is a Muslim Indian country now like Pakistan but colder
Anonymous No.40825316 >>40825325 >>40825326 >>40825357
I've been having sex with a sexy 51 year old
Anonymous No.40825317 >>40825332
>>40825289
I don't think I will!
Anonymous No.40825322 >>40825364
>>40825241
My little brother got fined for pissing publicly once while drinking. Honestly a bit crazy we're out here making laws against basic human needs
Anonymous No.40825325 >>40825346
>>40825297
some are sexy
>>40825316
how big is his dick
Anonymous No.40825326
>>40825316
jealous
Anonymous No.40825330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-DsljSzVYQ
Anonymous No.40825332 >>40825361
>>40825317
You have smol hands right u should let me hold them
Anonymous No.40825346 >>40825360
>>40825325
Yuge
Mr pancakes No.40825356 >>40825370
Canada is a Muslim country now whenever I go outside Muslims and theyre always going durkah durkah and I can't understand them
Anonymous No.40825357
>>40825316
get that money
Anonymous No.40825360
>>40825346
good for you. get plapped son
Anonymous No.40825361 >>40825372
>>40825332
NOT WHILE TAKING A DUMP. NOT WHILE TAKING A DUMP OUTSIDE
Anonymous No.40825364 >>40825425
>>40825322
You must be Europeein. In America we piss in public
Anonymous No.40825369 >>40825375 >>40825414
Guys where is shiza? I miss her so much.
Anonymous No.40825370 >>40825380
>>40825356
I hate that we have to share spaces with those inbred religious nutcases
Anonymous No.40825372
>>40825361
lol it was a joke nona
Anonymous No.40825375 >>40825388
>>40825369
killed himself with the sword he won for being the fattest kid in poland
Mr pancakes No.40825380 >>40825393
>>40825370
It should be illegal to speak any language except English In public
Anonymous No.40825388 >>40825408
>>40825375
Please bring her back. I need to speak with her.
Anonymous No.40825393
>>40825380
ok fascist
Mr pancakes No.40825396 >>40825407 >>40825414
Whenever im in the cab it's with and African or Indian why is that
Anonymous No.40825407
>>40825396
Because they work hard unlike whites who have easy office jobs or they unemployed
Anonymous No.40825408
>>40825388
that’s illegal according to god’s law
Anonymous No.40825414 >>40825446
I remember when I was in Switzerland they had these standing stalls just along the street you could go if you wanted to pee as a guy. No doors or anything. Super weird lol
>>40825369
Sent to the gulag
>>40825396
Indians must love driving cuz the food delivery is always indian too
Anonymous No.40825425 >>40825458
>>40825364
I am, don't get me wrong. I do understand why we have rules against pissing infront of a crowd of people but that time was him alone when the police just unfortunatley drove by
Anonymous No.40825446 >>40825482
>>40825414
What were you doing in Switzerland?
Anonymous No.40825448 >>40825496 >>40825544
gg bullies the trips away then asks where they’ve gone
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40825454
It's nice out.
Anonymous No.40825458 >>40825478
>>40825425
they should have shot him like the animal he is
Mr pancakes No.40825477 >>40825495 >>40825500
I've seen Indians shitting on the street before in the middle of the day they weren't even drunk was a family of them and they all took turns shitting outside a Tim Hortons one after the other and they were dancing around to Indian music and then everybody clapped
Anonymous No.40825478
>>40825458
No need to get so emotional about it anon, never that serious
Anonymous No.40825482
>>40825446
Nothing special just traveling with some friends in yuroop
Anonymous No.40825495
>>40825477
Big fan of your racist side
Anonymous No.40825496
>>40825448
based, taunting those narc freaks while they lurk off trip
Anonymous No.40825500
>>40825477
Imagine my shock
Mr pancakes No.40825523 >>40825540
I'm not racist I'm just noticing things
Anonymous No.40825540
>>40825523
good i hope every canadian ends up raped
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40825541 >>40825551
Cicadas are chirping from tree to tree around me.
Mr pancakes No.40825543
Like how come we are accepting immigrants from rape cultures and cultures that are religiously backwards and not going to accept lgbt people
Anonymous No.40825544 >>40825553
>>40825448
>asks where they’ve gone
No one ever did that
Anonymous No.40825551
>>40825541
>watermelon
lol
Anonymous No.40825553 >>40825565 >>40825572
>>40825544
Anons constantly ask about shiza. Then when shiza arrive they use him as a punching bag
Anonymous No.40825565
>>40825553
yes that is his purpose on this earth
Anonymous No.40825572
>>40825553
Shiza asks about shiza to make sure you remember shiza
Anonymous No.40825581
like seriously what does that fat little retard have to offer anyone other than a soft target
Anonymous No.40825598
When shiza isn’t on screen, all the other characters should be asking “where’s shiza”
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40825601 >>40825609 >>40825610
Do I go grocery shopping or get chinese food? I know the smart choice, but I'm hungry now.
Anonymous No.40825609
>>40825601
Ooh oh aah aah
Anonymous No.40825610
>>40825601
eat dat waddamelon
Mr pancakes No.40825614 >>40825619 >>40825620 >>40825670
Does anyone know why there are so many brown people in Canada but when I was born there were so many white people
Anonymous No.40825619
>>40825614
Umm stop being rayciss sweaty
Anonymous No.40825620 >>40825649
>>40825614
god hates your country and its people so he is punishing you
Anonymous No.40825628 >>40825652
oh wow israel double tapped a hospital and killed a bunch of reporters and emts again glad we support the only democracy in the middle east
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40825640 >>40825644
I wanted to get some thighs for fried chicken, gumbo and other stuff.
Anonymous No.40825644
>>40825640
post gumbhole
Anonymous No.40825648 >>40825669
what the fuck is horticulture
Mr pancakes No.40825649
>>40825620
That can't be right why would God create Canadians If he hated them and that would imply God loves India and why would he pollute the Ganges
Anonymous No.40825650
well you see. you guys act like we're giving them money.
we're giving them old munition. it's not oh we need to stop funding this war in isreal because you think we're literally just sending them money. no-no. we need to get rid of our stock pile of munitions to create jobs for americans remaking our reserve of munitions. get rid of the old missiles so we make new missiles.
Anonymous No.40825652 >>40825661
>>40825628
Oh no THINK OF THE JOURNALISTS
Mr pancakes No.40825659
Nobody cares about Israel accept for Americans
Anonymous No.40825661 >>40825734
>>40825652
yeah you’re right it’s good when a country kills journalists to hide the fact that they’re starving infants to death
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40825665
Boys are cheats and liars,
Their such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything,
To get to second,
Base-ball, baseball,
He thinks he’ gonna score,
If you let him go all the way,
Then you are a,
Hor-ticulture studies flowers,
Geologist studies rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you,
Is a place to put his,
Cock-roaches, beetles, butterflies, and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier,
Then a giant pair of,
Jug-glers and acrobats,
A dancing bear named Chuck,
All guys really want to do is,
Forget it no such luck!
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40825669
>>40825648
plants n stuff
Anonymous No.40825670
>>40825614
My first time seeing a brown person in real life was at 14, now i see one around every corner. #preservewhitegenes
Anonymous No.40825694 >>40825701 >>40825704 >>40825719 >>40825722 >>40825723
what is wrong with trump's hand?
Anonymous No.40825701
>>40825694
the racism is leaking out
Anonymous No.40825704
>>40825694
white genes
Anonymous No.40825719
>>40825694
Ive seen videos speculating he's terminally sick because he hasn't golfed as much as he used to the last few weeks but that just seems like wishfull conspiracy thinking
Anonymous No.40825722
>>40825694
aidz
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40825723 >>40825726
>>40825694
He's dying
Anonymous No.40825726 >>40825744
>>40825723
Show hole
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.40825729 >>40825733 >>40825742 >>40825743
Why aren't you relaxing?
Anonymous No.40825733
>>40825729
MY NEW MATTRESS SUCKS
Anonymous No.40825734
>>40825661
What do you call 100 journaloids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start
Anonymous No.40825741
new:
>>40825737
Anonymous No.40825742
>>40825729
cracker barrel is closed :(
Anonymous No.40825743
>>40825729
I'm on uppers
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.40825744
>>40825726
o