Thread 40823679

jackin it

>>40826281
whatever steve

guess he went into hiding after i hit on him. oh well thats how honlife goes.

>>40823679 (OP)
If i had an answer i would not be single rn

>>40826405
ill hit on you with my fists

>>40826405
Based, deserved

I hate that I'm hot as a guy and ugly as a girl

>>40826413
i cant even find a man to do that to me i'm an untouchable.

>>40826442
this was how i felt until i started learning how to do my hair and makeup

>>40826450
don’t worry i’ll make you touchable, it just won’t be gentle

Beating Aura with a beauty stick

>>40826442
>hot as a guy
>sub 6'
it's over lil bro

>>40826442
i'm vile to look at as a man but just normal ugly as a woman. i guess i'm lucky but it still feels bad

>>40826453
I'm just ugly as a lady. No fixing it
>>40826461
Is it your dick?
>>40826463
Lmao It's so over

being good and going outside in the daytime during my vacation week
is this the wall you all keep talking about?

>>40826471
Maybe...

>>40826471
yeah pack it up champ, estrogen can’t fix short

>>40826483
Chudjak with long dyed hair

>>40826482
I don't think you have. You're still young and you have plenty of time to find someone. You don't need to accept bad things happening to you to that end.

>>40826457
you better put me in a coma

>>40826482
No you haven't, there are still people who like you

>>40826257
He made this thread when a chasergen was already up and it's poor form to make an op about yourself
He didn't link or make a qott

>>40826466
I feel you baby
>>40826483
Hi pichu
>>40826484
Hot
>>40826491
I get taller everyday!

>>40826503
don’t worry, i’ll tuck you in hospital style

>>40823679 (OP)
Chasers; where do you hide in real life? I just want a guy who can act fucking normal and hold a conversation about art and philosophy, idgaf if they're a chaser at this point, as long as you don't t.out.

Denver is full of so many annoying as transbians, theyfabs, and pooners. Why can't people be normal.

>>40826497
wtf, im crying at the store now. why would you say that now and not at least wait until i got home??

>>40826483
CUTE

>>40826518
>Art and philosophy
thats for fags

All 18 of my boyfriends are fighting right now

>>40826483
You look good i like this pic

lowkey it does kinda suck that i'm a man. i thought i'd gotten over it but i'm upset again. need ffs

>>40826271
Real I think she just wanted to feel wanted

>>40826533
Fuck you, it's for beautiful people.

>>40826534
Is it a Scott Pilgrim situation?

>>40826513
i'm pretty serious. should be employed soon so i can pay off my non hospital debts then i'm going back to unprotected grindr stuff.

Anti-hon sentiment has proliferated on tiktok. Will trans people start reducing optics nukes? Find on next time.

>>40826271
i'm meeting my choid in novemba!

>>40826549
non hospital debts is a crazy way to say ‘training arc before raw dogging death’

>>40826542
philosophy is a circle jerk that produces nothing, art can be impressive but most of it isnt because ugly people make art now and they strive to shit out that ugliness onto a canvas or a tv screen

>>40826554
sophie's not a passoid either she was just cunt about it
>>40826559
shut up fag

>>40826554
SOPHIE (pbuh) was clocky as hell

>>40826548
I wish I looked like ramona flowers

>>40826483
Holy mogs. You're so fucking pretty. Might I pretty please skin walk you?

>>40826554
honor killing my trans daughter for not being hot enough

>>40826557
i have about 4k in actual debt that can fuck my credit up and i'd rather keep my limit high so i can use my cards when i need them. hospital debt is over 13 grand now its something we're gonna have to sort if i dont end up dead in a ditch behind some ratty apartments.

Does anyone want a NazBol bf? Applications are now open.

>>40826559
The only people who think philosophy is a circlejerk are simply too stupid to understand it or its importance. Yeah, most art sucks, but there's still good art. It has always been that way.

>>40826540
You'll make it you just gotta commit

>>40826575
13k in hospital debt just means you unlocked the premium american experience

>>40826577
I think you should die

>>40826577
What the hell even is a Nazbol

>>40826577
what part of your beliefs are naz? like are you racist? why do u wanna date a trans woman? important questions before i consider

Sophie was hot af. Argue with the wall

>>40826577
that sounds like the worst possible thing

>is a broke loser like most communists
>but is also a racist chud

>>40826521
jesus christ.
i dont even cry when i get jumped or kidnapped or trapped and raped.

you need to harden up.
this world is fucking brutal.

>>40826587
A retard

>>40826587
Deformed and bitter freaks who want to kill and rob anyone who is normal

>>40826589
i didnt say she wasnt hot i said she was clocky. ur mind is so limited

>>40826581
it'll be a long time though, i need like fifteen thousand bucks or something :( i dunno how i'm gonna get that anytime soon
>>40826589
she was beautiful but she didn't pass

Wish I could go to the movies with a guy again. I still dream about that day all the time. It was 2 years ago

>>40826499
So many bad things have happened I guess I'm used to it :/ sorry I'll try and stop thinking like this
>>40826507
Ig :p ty anon

>>40823679 (OP)
what are you a teenager? leave.

>>40826594
wow, how many times a day do you get "jumped or kidnapped or trapped and raped"?
do you live in somalia?

>>40826603
My bad baby
>>40826606
Yeah

>>40826607
:)

>>40826579
Name something produced by the study of philosophy in the past 20 years that made a practical material improvement to the average person's life

i wanna whack off but my wiener don't work no more

>>40826594
but they called me chudjak... it really hurt to read that... the people at trader joes are concerned about my crying now you have to understand how hard it is to be called that

>>40826607
Bad things happen to everyone. What's important is moving on and doing your best to make good things happen.
How'd the anime watching going?

>>40826489
i’m a boy tho

>>40826583
its only going up after i get approved for medicade because i'm immediately going for orchi consultations and getting put on the srs list.

>>40826620
name something you've done in the past twenty years that justifies me not whacking yyou in the noggin with a lead pipe till you die

>>40826483
South Philly?

>>40826632
save the consult money, i’ll just punch your nuts till they retire

tgf who entertains my fetish to be bullied

>>40826607
Do you want someone, or that guy specifically? I know you talk about him sometimes
>>40826621
Give it a pep talk

>>40826637
yeah

>>40826405
Are you talking about me?

>>40826594
Nigga is regularly getting jumped or kidnapped or trapped and raped

>>40826654
I can tell from the bricks

>>40826613
anywhere from nightly, once a week, or at least monthly. lately. depending on what it is.
mild things happen to me every night. to me its mild. but to other people it might be fucked up.
like shit where the cops show up. and i dont call them witnesses do.
that's a mild night. its whatever. rolls off me like water.

yeah the demographics is basically 3rd world tier.

the last time i was in really dangerous trap? 8 days ago.

last time i was in a fucked up situation? 2.5 days ago?

East Berlin?

My room had no power and I checked the breaker but couldn't tell it tripped bc my roommate has pushed it on without resetting it. I had to put in a work order and the guy fixed it in 2 seconds and now I look like a retarded foid who doesn't know how a breaker works. I'm supposed to be better than them.

Should I get on grindr and try to get fucked tonight? Or just keep pining after my prof?

>>40826670
I can tell from the bricks

Alright chasers. Post your cock

>>40826684
i've got a brick for you

>>40826674
that's real as fuck lol

>>40826634
I got you to admit by omission that one of your favourite hobbies is a circle jerk with no practical utility

>>40826613
let me put it like this. the state gives me 2 case managers, a social worker, and my own designated nurses.

>>40826691
That for marriage, sorry

>>40826667
have you tried hitting the gym and lawyering up?

Alright trannies. Post your cock.

>>40826693
He sabotaged me I just can't prove it.
Why else would he not put a work order in before me? It effected the living room too.

>>40826709
i lost it

>>40826667
Ah, toronto

>>40826691
what just like that? You gotta tease it out. c'mon.

>>40826674
>Does something dumb
>Gets a euphoria boner from pretending like it acted like a real woman

>>40826691
https://litter.catbox.moe/74gfcww01qhpzygm.jpg

>>40826703
Let's get married!
>>40826709
Imposter!

>>40826691
https://litter.catbox.moe/uliofowtixsftq8n.png

>>40826726
It wasn't dumb! There was no way for me to tell. And I'm not gonna fiddle with it when it looks normal and brick my apartment or something.

>>40826704
i have less than 20 testosterone all the time.
hitting in the gym isnt going to do shit.
and if i carry a weapon, that's bad on me.
and i'm not allowed to own firearms.

so i just have to get hatecrimed and survive.
and alot of people will fight for me really fast.
cause everyone knows me where i hangout.
its really the strangers/unknowns that arevery dangerous.

then there is a couple groups of hood niggers that i have to watch out for and they do hunt for me.

but as long as im around enough people, i'm okay.

its when i end up by myself on the street and alone that shit happens.

>>40826725
No teasing. Post cock and balls
>>40826728
That's not cock
>>40826745
:(

>>40826588
>what part of your beliefs are naz?
I respect national sovereignty and vehemently oppose open borders in the interest of protecting my country's working class and preserving our culture. I believe that no true nationalism can exist without socialism and no true socialism can exist without nationalism. Socialist nationalism is the antidote to capitalist internationalism (aka globalism).

>like are you racist?
Everyone's a little bit racist but I mainly reserve my hatred for Jews, and that's on cultural-religious grounds rather than ethnic grounds.I feel similarly about Indians due to their lecherous, grovelling behaviour.

>why do u wanna date a trans woman?
Because I think they're cute and I find their specific brand of autism very charming (as long as they're not raging shitlibs).

HELP ME

my ip changed while walking and now i can't delete the selfie
fuckkkkk meeeee

>>40826758
Balls too? How you gonna pay for all this?

>>40826766
What?

>>40826760
This is all just window dressing for him wanting to kill and rob millions of people by the way

>>40826728
That's not your dick

>>40826771
It's on the archive forever

>>40826780
i said HELP ME

>>40826733
Sure lets do it
>>40826771
Rip. at least its a good pic

Could a chaser ever really love an ugly tranny

>>40826812
Could you love an ugly, short, great big fat guy?

>>40826809
Yes you did. What?

>>40826758
>>40826794
How do you know that not what it looks like?

>>40826778
Blowjob
>>40826810
Yayyy!!!

>>40826760
I'm scared what if i meet a chaser and he turns out to be a nazbol

>>40826818
i need help

>>40826710
he's trying to get inside your head

>>40826618
:)
>>40826628
I'm doing the best I can this past 3 months. Ever since I've gotten a job things have really gotten good relative to how things were :) I'm proud of that. It's just my thoughts still ig. I don't have much control over them but I'm trying and the others things have at least subsided the thoughts a lot!
>How's the anime?
Very good! I've watched the first two episodes and I'm ngl I'm a bit lost but I expected that cause I'm a bit airheaded when it comes to writing and story plots. I really enjoy when someone kinda explains things as I go but I don't have that rn :p I'll prolly rewatch them when I get home along with 3 and 4 but I really enjoy it! The main lab guy makes me giggle c:
>>40826650
I want someone for sure! But I won't lie that he really made a huge imprint on my heart, like to a point where I look at things through a lense of comparison without really trying when ever I try and find someone. Makes me feel bad and realize how bad of an option it'd be to try and find someone with a mentality like this. It's bad :p I wish I didn't get so attached easy and so hard. I kinda like this on dude I'm sorta talking to but I've been busy and he prolly wouldn't like me irl :p I like his personality and has neat hobbies. But idk it's a bit unrealistic lel and idrk too much about him either way he's nice and an interesting convo :) either way I'm just a bit stupid and need to get over things from the past, especially if I want real companionship

>>40826834
That much is apparent.

>>40826817
Short and ugly, yeah, but like, it depends on how fat I suppose.

>>40826760
translation: i'm a loser

>>40826846
:(

>>40826645
they're already pretty dead and shrank a lot.
>>40826658
nope. he knows who he is

>>40826850
38 bmi

>>40826859
Elucidate.

>>40826658
Lurk more dumbass

>>40826760
do u have a decent job?

Chasers don't exist they're not real

>>40826868
never mind

>>40826760
gaddafi did nothing wrong, shillary is a sore fucking loser incompetent woman

outside sucks. going outside sucks. why do i even bother. what's the point of trying to go out again

>>40826890
Okay.

>>40826872
ur using the gen created while the other one was not even at the bump limit. This guy literally identified himself as OP of the gen.

I don't usually get political but I think you should all suck my gock

>>40826866
Still depends. That in and of itself isn't bad. Depends on how it's distributed on your body. Like if it's just one giant ass pot belly, then no. You should drop a pic

>>40826842
It is really hard to move on and make new connections when your still suck on someone in the past. Shits hard. But try to give this new guy a chance, he might be a good match. And don't assume he doesn't like you that's bad

>>40826894
sorry sorry sorry

>>40826570
also i missed this before but of course, feel free. after all i skinwalkee and stole this presentation from 23 separate alt-styled cis women

>>40826897
Waow, based

is it wrong to buy a bad dragon

>>40823679 (OP)
Bros I just a new job

>>40826898
I was lying about my girth and you failed the test. Begone.

Brandon "Atrioc" "Glizzy hands" "Boner Dawning" Ewing is my dream boyfriend/husband

>>40826920
Hooray!

>>40826842
I'm really glad you're enjoying steins;gate and that you've been doing so well.

>>40826917
Does it matter what we think? Do and fuck whatever you want

>>40826897
idk. how is it?

>>40826947
It's alright, how are you?

my chaser is too hot, i’m lowkey intimidated

>>40826789
It's very convenient how everyone who stands in the path of the imperialists just so happens to be some kind of genocidal monster, unlike the imperialists themselves, who have famously never killed millions of people and robbed them blind. They've also never ass raped a man to death with a bayonet on Hillary Clinton's orders apart from that one they they did actually do that and they did it to Gadaffi.

>>40826833
Don't be scared of the best sex of your life.

>>40826875
No. Capitalism is collapsing and few people have "decent jobs" anymore. The ones that do mainly perform unproductive "labour" and will find themselves replaced with AI soon enough, or the company they work for will likely collapse due to competition from superior Chinese businesses. If you're looking for a sugar daddy, go looking in the gulag.

>>40826891
Only based poster ITT.

>>40826929
Fair lol. Have a nice day.

>>40826965
real

Tyler the creator will never release an album as good as Igor ever again

>>40826968
This is all window dressing for him wanting to murder millions of people.

>>40826965
blessed are the meek

>>40826968
Of course he's unemployed

>>40826920
Good for you! What kind of job did you get?

>>40826891
What do you think about her emails and that weird spirit cooking shit and pizza related handkerchiefs with walnut sauce and "I children will be in the hot tub for your pleasure"?

>>40826968
not looking for a sugar daddy id just rather not have a bf i have to support while he spends all day on the computer

buttery males!!!

>>40826978
I hate to say it, but I agree. Igor is by far the best, followed by flower boy imo

i'm fucking it all up again

>>40826965
One day someone will say this about me. Is he from here?

>>40826968
>No. Capitalism is collapsing and few people have "decent jobs" anymore. The ones that do mainly perform unproductive "labour" and will find themselves replaced with AI soon enough, or the company they work for will likely collapse due to competition from superior Chinese businesses
You can just say you're unemployed dawg

>>40826968
What would you do if i told you that i'm a jew while we were fucking ?

>>40826842
is this new guy from here?

>>40827006
This is true
Also chromakopia is a bad album

https://unsee cc/album#1aaDWhipQmWF
Am I cooked or not yall?

>>40827044
nikocado post

>>40827037
who cares tyler is a pedophile

>>40827044
Cute

>>40827044
you look normal

>>40827037
Thank God someone finally says it. Idk why people like it that much it's.

>>40827044
Yes twin you are cooked

>>40826997
>>40827012
I'm not unemployed, I just don't have a "decent job". We can't call get paid to send emails.

>>40827014
Give you six million orgasms.

i want more piercings

>>40826980
the shitlib demonrats and neocon pissbabies destabilizing every country on Earth is what's killing millions of innocent people. Now you have a refugee crisis on your hands, a global goods shortage, and a massive workforce flood. Truly the white saviors or the world
>>40826989
I don't really know anything about that, I never paid much attention to the weird podesta stuff. I just know she's an incompetent and evil woman in regards to the way she tries to do diplomacy. A united Africa would have been very bad for the greedy US companies who want their gibs from destabilized countries. They're trying this same shit with Mexico because they don't want to give their oil and their lithium for pennies. Greedy incompetent cocksucking failed empire

>>40827051
Huh? I hadn't heard about that
>>40827060
Mid

Go to your containment board.

>>40827066
im literally a waitress lol do u assume all women just have email jobs

Hildawg won
Drumpf lost

>>40827048
Huh?
>>40827064
Thanks for being honest. I'm tired of being hugboxxed

I bet Aura has a cute voice

>>40827071
FUCKING YOUNG/ PERFECT

>>40827080
they're all the same breed of cocksucker, they will both lose

>>40827079
I usually do assume that when they take some shitty elitist attitude yes.

>>40827066
>Give you six million orgasms
But i thought you hated jews? Why would you do that to me if you hate me?

>>40827090
Cope drumpftard

>>40827085
It's alright
>>40827088
Huh?

>>40826902
Fair it's like a automatic thought for me, there's really a ton better out there :p but I'm trying to be better. To build something worth loving
>>40826943
:) ty sorry if I've been quiet lately. If yur the person I think :p works taking me out
>>40827017
I mean I don't talk to anyone anywhere else

>>40827100
sooo defensive

>>40826942
Ty anon
>>40826988
Thanks. Carpentry

>>40827110
the song dummy

>>40827054
Lies

>>40827060
Nostalgia and he's mainstream. I stoped liking his stuff after igor desu. My sister is like obsessed with him

>>40827110
make a voca babe

>>40827010
yeah lol, we met here

>>40827116
Yeah I am probably who you are thinking of. The attached image is a hint to my true identity.

>>40827055
Normal how?

>>40827148
like a normal person idk

>>40827108
don't you ever ever accuse me of liking that orange fuckhead balloon animal pedophile president ever again, it's downright insulting

hi guys i napped

>>40827130
I had to look that one up. Never listened to that album
>>40827141
No

>>40827160
How was your nap?

>>40827140
That's fair. Although I will say I thought Don't tap the glass was alright. It's something different, I like to listen to it as I speed down highways

>>40827116
You have had how many people from here like you and show interest in you, and you still feel like you’re not good enough?

Has anyone ever had bing eater turn purple? Pls advise

>>40827177
***bong water turn purple

>>40827044
if your voice passes i dont think normies would clock you

when ur about to cum and ur chaser deadnames you

I think I need to go back on benzos
Really don't want to but I'm not coping well anymore, this is gonna throw me back into the pit soon

>>40827195
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

When you're about to cum and you accidentally call out her trip instead of her name

>>40827194
Well, thanks. It doesn't pass desu. I don't ever use my fem voice anyway. Boymode 24/7.

When you're about to cum and you accidentally call out her dads name instead of her name

>>40827103
It would be an indirect result of me hatefucking you into another plane of existence.

>>40827117
I am defensive, yes. I have a backbone and don't let people walk all over me, least of all liberals.

>>40827216
not this exactly but i did once have a guy over and he called me [trip] throughout and it was deeply uncomfortable like some nightmare unsexy alter ego

>>40827194
normies just ma'am me my voice is soft but not feminine

Selling my soul to the devil for a coffee

people ma'am me at work so they don't get sent to hr but strangers clock me all the time

hello

chasers post gock slurping vocaroos

I don’t have sex
Problem solved

I wish that self-harm tranny posts again. I like making trannies cut.

>>40827267
bad

>>40827220
i am a principled ML ill have u know

I have sex with every man I see

>Nazbol
Clown nigga

>>40827276
>something bad happening to a tranny

You mean good.

When you're about to cum and you accidentally call out your dads name instead of your bfs name

>>40827287
don't make me get the spray bottle

>>40827116
spill the beans who is it?

>>40827220
Would you cuddle with me after the hatefuck though

>>40826945
im not getting a bad dragon

>>40827297
why do retards here always think they know the name of every chaser?

>>40827169
restful & short i dreamed about taking nudes for chaser :D

>>40827313
Awesome. Cringe.

>>40827068
I agree with you Twinkie :-)

calling out names during sex seems really cringe. i think i would just be quiet the whole time so i don't bother him

>>40827294
relate yall

making a BPD tranny cut a swastika on her thigh or else i'll break up with her

>>40827278
Why do I get the feeling that your principles are that you want an endless stream of migrant delivery driver slaves to ferry slices of thin crust pizza directly into your mouth for you.

sexual quick time events
press x to jason

>>40827327
:(((((((((((((((((((((

>>40827316
it's not my fault what idream about

I'm gonna kill myself.

>>40827297
no i don’t want to know who the lucky person is i will get jealous

>>40827108
Dummy, Twinkie sees through the veil and realizes that both parties are corrupt greedy fuckers at the top.

>>40827327
my ex bf did that to me

>>40827335
i should date a jason

>>40827348
A real one would have made you cut it into your head

>>40827348
based

>>40827339
Absolutely a fair point. Same goes for cringing.

>>40826518
In another continent prob

i dont think people here are actually chasers I thought everyone just called themselves that as a joke

>>40827363
SORRY

>>40827344
Gun or Fent?

>>40827375
Morbius :)

Manipulating trannies is a skill but manipulating BPD trannies is a different animal because they operate on a manipulating level as well. Their downfall is that they'll do anything, and I mean ANYTHING so you won't leave.

Stay toxic.

Y'all are so weird

>>40827375
Gun seems preferable because it's instantaneous.

>>40827145
C: I knew it! Hah I'm getting better at this! :D
>>40827174
I haven't listened to it yet so maybe I will this time. Didn't really enjoy chromakopia and I like some call me if you get lost but not enough to really relisten mucho. Wolf will always be my fave I think
>>40827176
This is a deep seeded issue I've always had. I even ask my own mother if she loves me like everyday and she gets really mad, sometimes my sister too. I ghost people irl and am always to myself for this same reason, when there is never any real signs. Friends, potential partners, even the one guy that liked enough to drive halfway across the country to see me. My father really did a number on mentality on love. I feel fundamentally broken and I don't wanna subject people to that :x except maybe random online people
>>40827297
It's not anything serious or anything :x plus I like keeping some of my biz to myself anon. Especially stuff like that

>>40827382
not me. i'm normal

>>40827332
idk you seem to make a lot of weird assumptions. i think treatlers are evil and as somebody who works in food service i deal with them daily

I have been destroyed.

>>40827379
Please manipulate me

>>40827335
is there input lag between the screen and the big ass wall you're behind?

i just remembered that he blocked me and he hate me no matter what he says now

You can't manipulate me into doing something i don't want to do. Manipulation only works when the other person wants to be manipulated

This is what a BNWO Gamp Simp chaser dreams about.

>>40827403
Why

>>40827357
he was a fucking rapist little bitch, i hope he’s dead
>>40827358
nah fuck off faggot

>>40827416
impressive amount of effort for a wall joke I gotta hand it to ya

>>40827416
huh?

>>40827409
cut a swastika into your thigh for daddy

>>40827422
why would i dream of niggers other than beating them to death?

>>40827422
Nice selfie

>>40827430
and he raped you too? DOUBLE BASED

>>40827432
i pride myself in the creativity of my bigotry, thank you very much

Personally i would never date a racist/nazi chaser

shutupshutupshutup

>>40827454
lol faggot

gf that uses a crotch pasty so I don't even know what genitals she has, but she lets me fuck her ass

>>40827422
I would berry my dick in her so hard that whoever pulled me out would be crowned king arthur

>>40827430
Are you good now?

>>40827455
Based

>>40827439
I'd love to, but I can't relapse on cutting. I made a promise to myself

tranny that lets me carve my name on her thighs with razor

>>40827435
yeah its hard to hear you over that wall too huh. quite the tall one. 32 feet high.

>>40827400
I know. I'm just being an asshole. It wouldn't be the first time someone told me they were a serious communist and they turned out to be yet another liberal though. In fact, that's been the nature of "communism" in the West since the 1960s.

oh it was a wall joke
you cant make them too convoluted anon, in my advanced age im a bit slow up there in the old noggin

>>40827455
being 18 was a really really bad time in my life, thought no guy could ever love a tranny
>>40827472
takes some healing, still traumatized lowkey but i’ve gotten myself into a nice relationship with a guy who actually gives a shit about me, so life is better; thanks for checking in sweetheart

i miss him so much all over again

>>40827389
>I ghost people
Oh I know but it’s ok. We all do that sometimes I’m guilty of this many times
Try to let this new guy decide and don’t decide he dosent like you for him.

>>40827485
real me too. how do i stop?

>>40827457
only if you cut for me

>>40827480
well i got nothing else. go do something good then. go for a walk. i am manipulating you into a healthy life.

>>40827496
i thought i knew but one bad memory and it's all back again

Do you guys like me?

>>40827484
Glad that you are better now

>>40827515
ain’t no thang but a chicken wang; as my bf says

>made tranny cut a swastika into thigh
>raped her too
what a fucking chad

>>40827509
where did yours go?

>>40827520
I wish a guy raped me but i wouldn't like that other part

I wish a girl raped me bros

>>40827520
i lied, i didn’t cut; he just made me draw it; just didn’t wanna clarify cause i was walking sorry

>>40827522
he left because he wasn't ready for anything serious. right before christmas. part of me hopes he'll come back

>>40827493
>but it’s ok
It's not tho, it never is. It's evil and I am too for ever doing it

>>40827534
:(
mine just ghosted me

>>40827532
ok ok still based. i mean a little less based but based nontheless. curious, what made you even stay?

>>40827542
that really sucks, nona

Yeah it's getting really weird in here. I'm going back to sleep

I can't keep getting drunk to cope.

>>40827546
i thought i had no value as a person, i thought no one would love me again, i thought i deserved a guy who hated me and mistreated me; typical things for an insecure 18 year old girl

>>40827498
I am healthy, and I'd like to think i take pretty good care of myself. I went on a hike earlier today, and it was nice. Now I'm just sore, tho

i can't wait to get boozing in an hour

>>40827538
if he's who i think he is i know hes done worse

>>40827446
I wish

>>40827560
MANY SUCH CASES!

ghosts are f*cking scary as sh*t

>>40827567
you're really leaving me with no options here, tranny. go do some reading or whatever.

>>40827538
You are not evil you are human. You make mistakes but you are not evil. The way you are nice and care about others is not how an evil person acts

Anon trannies are always talking about guys they like or their jobs or makeup

Trips be talking about the latest linux installment or pokemon

What gives?

i had a friend whom i periodically ghosted before getting back into contact with & the last time i tried to message him again he didn't respond. found out a month later that he had died in the meantime. lesson for me i guess

>>40827595
i used to be a trip i disagree

>>40827285
>Clown
I'm not a nazbol! like i h8 anarchists and limonov was literally bisexual... dugin is the only based guy from that whole scene desu

>>40827595
i talk about, guys, my job, pokemon and killing myself thank you very much

I am incapable of friendship.

>>40827595
i'm an anon trip & i talk about both of these things. i contain multitudes

>>40827601
Bitch I'm saying that nazbol nigga is a fucking clown

I am vehemently racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic and antisemetic.

But I also want love.

>>40827595
I'm an anon and i talk about guns and dinosaurs and cars and boxing and beer and such

>>40827597
Had a friend who I needed up dating for a bit. I saw her and decided not to go up and say hi because it was awkward. She died a week later and I still regret it. We sometimes make mistakes but that life

fuck nazguls

>>40827608
realised almost as soon as i hit post... what I get for searching clown itt

>>40827612
You hate trans people and you're expecting love from them?

What's the cheapest and quickest way I can die.

>>40827628
natural causes, it may take 80 years but that’s basically nothing in the grand scheme of the universe. So, yes it’s extremely quick

>>40827628
what do you have access to? do you live in a house or an apartment?
>>40827633
living to 80 is expensive

>>40827585
Okie dokie. I need to finish my nightvale book anyway

>>40827612
why u transphobic tho

>>40827626
I hate the ugly ones.

>>40827636
true. I’m sorry

>>40827636
A house. I have access to knives and fabric I could probably strangle myself with. I don't have any serious pills or a gun or any plastic bags strong enough to suffocate in.

Don’t help people die

i’m transphobic

should i take another nap or would that be greedy

>>40827624
Sounds like stu would

>>40827648
i recommend against knives. bleeding to death seems awful. you should postpone for better conditions

>>40827661
take me with you

>>40827661
It's okay to be greedy. If you'd like another nap you should take one.

>>40827624
Cope gondorian

>>40827650
go back then

>>40827665
I could afford to go out and buy a gun, and I live in a place where doing so would be pretty easy.

who would

>>40827677
just let the man at the counter know what it's for and they'll help you get what you need

>>40827643
I am hateful by nature and I have concepts of an idea as to why.

>>40827673
>gets killed by a WOMAN from the kingdom of horse fuckers

>>40827686
100% would
Where can I get one?

i am full of love

>>40827701
Hooray!

There's nothing left inside me, if there was ever anything there in the first place.

I just want someone to share in my misery with. Most of you are even more miserable than me and still you don't even want that. Can I not even have this?

Iam full of hate mostly self hate thankfully

me and the guy i met on here are going on 3 months now

i'm full of my fingers

>>40827699
go to the year 2000 where it was socially acceptable to let jar jar tongue fuck ur mouth

>>40827715
awesome!!!
me it's four i think

>>40827728
hell yeah

>>40827572
Like what? Realistically it's prolly not the same person. I've ghosted a lot of people anon :1 but hearing that does make me think a bit ig
>>40827587
Ty anon I'm trying hard to see that. It's hard tho :x

>>40827717
Oh nvm I thought I could fuck it
One can dream

cause i'm fingerin myself lol

Ever since I was molested at the age of 5, I've been full of hate. I'm not a sociopath, but I do have sociopathic tendencies. However, I'm no longer in a position where I can channel those tendencies into something good.

>>40827741
I hope you do. I have talked to you for a wile and I can see you are a good kind person

i want a speedrunner boyfriend, like a medium-big deal one
im not good at speedrunning myself but i like watching it. and i want to sit behind him and rest on the back of his chair while he grinds out runs and watch him. and give him a shoulder rub during a long cutscene so he can unwind and relax while he gets ready for the second half of the run

quads & i'll go renew my driver's license

>>40827764
shame you're asexual tho and it'll be hard to find a bf that's ok with that

Quads and I renew their drivers license for myself

>>40827772
shucks

>>40827780
i know... the past few days ive felt like shit for being asexual

I just want a hug

it feels strange when i'm not the gloomy one in the thread

>>40827797
Just go on one of those asexual dating apps.

i saw a woman with shoulders twice as broad as mine and hips more narrow than mine and it was still obvious she was a woman and i wasn't

it's never been more over than it is now

nigga just go have sex its not that hard

my bf is visiting tonight but I have a giant pimple :(

>>40827826
You'll be in a fursuit, it's okay.

>>40827834
I do not own a fursuit

>>40827686
Oh wow I remember these when I was a kid

>>40827838
>outside
is he bringing two then?

>>40827838
Didn't you used to?

>>40827817
She probably thought At least I'm not a tranny when she saw you.

>>40827810
https://voca.ro/1ozOGi2ufsCB

>>40827851
yeah

>>40827846
no !!’
>>40827849
No! I did used to be a furry but a fursuit is like $20k I can’t afford that

>>40827542
Same but chaser side of it it sucks

Hello everyone. I feel like killing myself today. I'm broken. I hate watching trannies complain about problems they created themselves through being selfish, autistic and seemingly incapable of masking. My life was actually unbearable. I don't have much empathy left rn.
>40827701
me too nonny.
>>40827650
me too nonny.
>>40827557
me too nonny.

>>40827859
>I did used to be a furry
Some mistakes can't be forgiven.

>>40827742
you wanted to fuck a jar jar fleshlight?

>>40827874
It's a lollipop.

Tonight I am going to get generationally drunk.

>>40827874
Yes I do. I thought that was a normal want of people. He’s hot

>>40827866
Wahwahwah

really dysphoric out of nowhere for the first time in a long time :( thinking that maybe i'm not actually stealth and everyone can tell and is just being nice even though i have factual proof that that's not the case and i shouldn't engage in these negative spirals. but i want to break my face with a hammer

>>40827879
I really want to do this but it id antithetical to my long term goals
However it would feel really nice

>>40827887
Just distract yourself or something, don't be crazy. You're fine

Is it tranny crashout power hour already?

this man is a bumbling fucking asshole
why do i love him?

>>40827889
>>40827907
i’m glad someone followed my trend

>>40827843
ur old
>>40827878
i know that!
>>40827881
i am not attracted to jar jar binks

I wanna fuck marie

>>40827905
no I'm feeling goooooood just making some Lois sound clips uwu

>>40827907
Every day I hear this right before I wake up alone. I often cry.

>>40827919
marie is like a daughter to me

>>40827920
Holy crap Lois

>>40827887
if you were actually a hon, people would not realize they were being rude by calling you "sir"
not every single time, there's just no way

>>40827925
I'll send her back to you full of cum

being a boy is fucking epic

>>40827934
Thanks for returning her the same way she left.

>>40827934
feel free but only if you treat her right

>>40827952
I'll treat her so right after what I saw the other day

>>40827918
I am. Very much so. Don’t try to ruin this for me I take what I can get

>>40827985
you had better, BUSTER

>>40827918
You're a baby who will never get tongued by jar jar binks

>>40827686
I had one of them. Felt weird about eating Jar Jar's tongue, so I left it in a draw and it went manky.

>>40827944
going from girlmoding to boymoding is epic asf

fuck niggers

>>40828010
i've considered doing this myself. i'm about to move so it's feasible

i will get a bf and detransition just for him to get called gay

>>40828010
This is pathetic

>>40828019
nah i’m joking, im just an idcmoder atp, true freedom; im a hon tho so obvi im gonna get make gendered

>>40828020
That’s ok the tranners here already call me gay so nothing new

ugly

>>40828010
no
it's a step backwards
>>40828019
do not.

>>40828020
>making a tgirl my gf, and then gradually detransitioning her and setting her up with a wife
devilish

>>40828023
why
>>40828037
why not it seems freeing

>>40828031
Me

>>40827898
>>40827933
https://vocaroo.com/1ouFM8cIFpBk ramble, my nose is stuffed

i have to die

hurgblurg
my stomach has felt upset ever since that night when i drank an incredible amount and ate broccoli and posted vocaroos and then woke up and threw up everything at 3am
>>40828046
so much effort expended and for what benefit? unless you just really like playing matchmaker

>>40828031
me

>>40828054
me too

>>40828054
Which tranner are you?

>>40828054
Not yet though

>>40828069
nobody

>>40828061
I'm all kinds a kooky, like the Joker in real life. Who knows what I'll do next.

>>40827764
You should voice train you fucker, stay away from zfg and majinphil communities too, you big homo

>>40828054
>>40828067
Wanting to die and having to die are two different things

You dont have to do shit

>>40828069
that's not a tranny

>>40828069
sobe

>>40828084
am to

>>40828082
well i have to die and i want to also

>>40828020
Fren !!!! Te amo

>>40828091
aw man i thought i had you

>>40828078
>you big homo
??????? lmao???

>>40828086
why is it me...

>>40828095
Like half of us want to die. But we have to live. You dont have a choice

voice training is too complicated or im too dumb like for real dumb a person with 1 digit IQ

having ur bf call you a good boy >>>

I'm finna kill most of y'all

>>40828110
you always have a choice and it's possible to choose to die

do none of you listen to vocaroos anymore

>just raise your larynx
HOW. am i that autistic and cant control my body?

>>40828121
I listen to all of them.

>>40828124
grab it with your hand and lift it up

>>40828053
i dont ever listen to these, sorry
>>40828054
no you don't
>>40828050
because that is socially detransitioning
if you're not trans it's what you should do
if you are, it's a step backwards. it's hampering your progress. it's putting more time in between you and living your life as a woman

you big homo

y o u
b i g
h o m o
god this is so funny it's gonna live rent free in my head for like a week

ybh
b b
hby

>>40828121
I only do it when I have headphones on already

alright well i'm just gonna delete that then

>>40828133
i might

>>40828124
put your hand on your larynx & make a big dog pant. then do a small dog pant. you'll notice that your larynx moves. then practice a whisper siren exercise. that's literally all i did to voice train & my voice passes now
>>40828133
you have too narrow a view of what transitioning should entail. maybe i'll have more fun moiding it up

>>40828053
I think you are too stressed and it's wearing you down enough that things that you would normally not even lend time to can get a grip. You are pretty and also barely out of college so like, what are you even talking like college was forever ago

>>40828139
Stinky big homo, go away, let zfg and majinphil alone, big homo

>>40828053
I recognize your voice but I can't place it so it must have been awhile
Sorry you're going through that but it sounds like it's just in your head

FUCK NIGGERS

>>40828169
ok boss will do boss

>>40828169
Only if it's that one with the fake boobs earlier in the thread

which way, lonely white nerd

>>40828165
yeah, i think it's also bad because i've developed a couple of dark spots on my face from scabs that i picked. it doesn't look noticeably bad but my skin isn't porcelain the way it used to be which i don't like. that + the summer always makes my skin look shittier because i get freckles. ugh.
>>40828167
i would like to believe that. i think you're right but i don't trust myself atm. idk i think i just get bogged down by the past. my dad says that we're genetically predisposed to nostalgia and as a result it's difficult to feel present and happy. i've had lovers say that i'm always one foot out of the present. blegh. idk i need to go back to the gym and work out, i think i feel really out of control rn because i can't do that

i wish zfg was my dad

>>40828202
i'm also visibly older, like the last year or two shows on my face. not that i've gotten wrinkled i've just lost that last bit of baby fat and i feel like i have much stronger features than i used to. it doesn't look bad just different. i don't think i'm used to it.

>>40828121
there's only a handful of posters whose vocaroos i ever listened to on purpose
sorry
>>40828154
no. you don't.
>>40828163
oh well for you it doesn't even matter
you cannot boymode

>>40828119
Fine, whatever you do you
Im going to keep living even tho i hate it im a stubborn fucker
>>40828121
I do but i shouldn't listen to them...

>>40828220
who are theyh

>>40828196
She was both in one

>>40828202
>>40828216
Yeah I mean you're becoming a proper adult. Changes to your appearance aren't just old vs young, it's your whole life. And to be honest nobody is really looking as closely as you are. Most people prefer freckles lol.

>>40828220
please

>>40828208
i want a man who competes with zfg without being him
>>40828225
rare

she's gone and it's over

>>40828220
Im i on your listen or avoid list?

>>40828220
You've listened to mine.

>>40828245
What happen

>>40828230
maybe. idk. i def need to see a dermatologist and start taking retinol again. i should probably also dress like a slut and go dancing. that used to make me feel awesome.

>>40828245
Im sorry. I hope you heal soon that's a shit feeling

>>40828245
Yeah same
Crackin a cold one

>>40828220
i literally can & do & will

im so sorry I slept in and you have to deal with threads like this... it's okay mommy's here now I'll protect you

>>40828255
Probably. That seems to work for most women I know for whatever reason

inshallah I will be making corn today

>>40828208
Screened and will post on zfg discord to makes people cringe, fuck you pichu, you big homo

Im not cumming on a Sarah pic tonight

>>40828278
i'm not pichu :(

>>40828276
corndawgy :p

>>40828276
Shucks, what'll you do with it?

>>40828254
cold and empty

>>40828285
Booooooo

>>40828276
It looks like the corn is already made
>>40828285
Lol

>>40828270
yeah. might post more clips tonight though because i'm feeling in need of attention

>>40828242
Im sure your twitch name is LezBanne or Elemira, they are as cringe as you, you big homo

>>40828099
hola amigo como estas?? ^^
>>40828163
ive seen people talking about it... but like, i do it and what? just keep repeating that and trying to talk on that voice?

I never did any training and I can sound pretty feminine when I want :p

>>40828296
I figured lol. I'll be seeing if I can't do some Stephen King style writing tonight

I just came to someone pretending to be my ideal tranny gf, you did this to me, you could've prevented this by showing bobs and penisi but no, you had to be puritans

>>40828300
Chipi chapa

>>40828236
no.
>>40828224
clown, mina, and one other to remain anonymous
>>40828246
depends who you are
>>40828250
im sure i have.
>>40828262
>"boymoding today"
>literally just wearing a hat
>>40828279
FUK U

>>40828282
Stop watching zfg, you're not welcome in his streams anymore, you stinky homo

@Veronikkka do you want me to mail you this new wig?

>>40828324
you can't stop me

>>40828299
elemira is chill and mostly not cringe though today she really pushed it
lezbanne though... when i first saw her name i was secondhand embarrassed
anyways no im in his chat and you can catch me if you look as i post this but im neither of those two

>>40828325
Not nice Twinkie :-(

>>40828325
What you making twink?

>>40828285
the elote will be turned into ELOTE, not to be confused with elote

>>40828322
Best I can offer is a hard cock towering over your ass I'm edging for a week

>>40828330
I dont like you one bit im sure you post Glorp in chat

>>40828353
I am confused. Please explain further.

>>40828357
better than nothing
ive never gotten one of those either

>>40828344
she needs to apologize for idolizing Franco

>>40828360
i don't post glorp very often
did you find me yet? here's some help

>>40828369
Catbox your butt I'll respond

>>40828353
You put queso fresco on it? And what else? I like putting paprika and chili powder :-)

>>40828380
Im a YouTube frog not a cringe twitch user, i dont like you and you should voice train

>>40828406
>you should voice train
>he doesn't know

Why is wulfim racist now?

i'm drinking wine & making elf strokingoff
>>40828300
it lets you consciously control your larynx. main pillar of womanvoice is raised larynx
>>40828322
teeshirt is all i need, i'm very androgynous & don't wear makeup or anything, i have manface & stuff, literally all i have to do is call myself a man & people will accept it

>>40828433
Shut up retard.

>>40828406
>he doesn't watch the youtube stream for rewinding functionality with twitch chat in a popout window for when he feels like chatting

>>40828322
>clown, mina, and one other to remain anonymous
Im not them so no.
Good taste in whos to click tho

>>40828385
>catbox
that's only for the trannies that mog the jannies
here you go champ

>>40828455
i didn't want to see this

one of the corns had worms in it, I will celebrate my newfound mexican identity by eating it
>>40828361
the corn is boiled and turned into corn
>>40828401
lots of butter, very small amount of mayo, lots of sour cream, a lot of shredded cheese, some chili powder, and a bit of lime

>>40828448
I hate you, i will kill all pichus i can in pokemon elite redux, fuck you

>>40828464
fuck yeah
bonus protein

>>40828463
>i didn't want to see this
I did

look how this freak lays

>>40828477
Maximum comfy cool tile contact

>>40828463
I did

>>40828477
What a freak

>>40828196
Kim, obviously.

https://voca.ro/13g2S0hC0EWw ama i'm bored and just saying shit

>>40828455
Such a shame you're gay! See you in a bit

>>40828486
he's just downright freakish

>>40828474
please please please. pichu is such a dogshit pokemon
>>40828477
BIG SPLOOT

>>40828464
Is that one of those Mexican delicacies?

>>40828475
Aren't you a vegan?

>>40828477
CUTE

>>40828489
Nice voice

>>40828494
Give me a monster ultra blue and i shall be nice to you in the future

>>40828439
i can detect your womanly soul

>>40828507
do you have any questions

>>40828316
dubi daba?
>>40828477
cute dog!!
>>40828353
>elote
nice didnt know about it and sounds easy and tasty

>>40828464
That's a good spice mix. I figured you would make it spicy lol, is it hot chili powder?

Did Audrey got ban or something she used to post a lot here and not that i miss her since she was annoying as hell, just wondering

>>40828489
meanie

>>40828489
There are ogres high up in the cliff above your goblin camp. They hurl boulders down at your tribe for some sick twisted ogre game. As one of the chiefs advisors your input on how to deal with the ogre menace is requested. What should the tribe do?

>>40828521
Magico di dubi dubi boom boom boom !!!! :3

>>40828520
No?

>>40828512
i'm manly you fag

i should go back to using my middle name andrea as my username here. pichu as pokemon truly sucks that bad
>>40828511
do you want an ultra blue or ultra blue hawaiian?
>>40828500
im vegetarian but only because meat started making me feel very ill in 2010. if i could eat meat without being sick (and maybe i can now, who knows) id stop being veggie. it's altogether inconvenient
free bug protein in corn is free protein. no moral quandaries to be had about it. and i reckon twinkchan agrees with me on it

honmoding is fun lowkey

>>40828515
>tiktok
Damn that's crazy

>>40828550
LOL i saw it again recently on twt

I am now remembering how it felt to receive 7 minute vm's of her yapping at me
Fuck my gay chaser life

pro tip:if you wanna make it as tasty as the street vendors, you gotta boil it with some limes, epazote, a tiny bit of cilantro, and some salt
>>40828475
based as always
>>40828497
yeah I think they use it for tequila salt

>>40828544
damn did you get rocky mountain fever or something

>>40828489
Martian Manhunter has always been the best, he's just underrated. Play Lies of P.

>>40828544
Never got ultra blue hawaiian, i guess it's similar to Baja blast ? Anyway i will still call you pichu

>>40828558
I feel this. Need to stop listening to posted vocos

>>40828566
wait crap. i meant alpha-gal syndrome

>>40828559
>epazote
I saw a Mexican cooking lady use this and saw it might be growable here, is it worth it?

>>40828566
is that the thing you get from ticks? one of my friends tried to convince me that that was the case for years
>>40828572
you may still call me pichu. i am glad we overcame our differences and settled things. and "you big homo" will live in my heart forever, i am your big homo now

>>40828559
Noooo not cilantro! What is epazote?

>>40828559
>you gotta boil it with some limes, epazote, a tiny bit of cilantro, and some salt
Interesting.

i should be put down like an animal

>>40828600
Jeez anon, it was just pickles on your burger, it'll be fine we can get a new one

>>40828584
Can we play gamecube games together and make out after now ?

I should lay down and sleep on a tranner's lap like an animal

>>40828538
>>40828568
https://voca.ro/1lzuVZh9CJs0 also i'm not gonna play lies of p i hate soulslikes i'm not good at them
>>40828537
why am i mean

>>40828616
I thought you loved Elden Ring!

>>40828608
oh that was you calling me big homo all this time? you've won some bonus respect by being playfully mean, i can't lie.
yes, let us play amazing island for gcn and then make out

>>40828616
also, absolute martian manhunter art. john jones is peak husband. who wouldn't want to be married to a man with an extraterrestrial psychic symbiote in his head?

>>40828527
yeah, my spice tolerance has gone up a bunch since I got here, I really like eating most things a bit spicy now from time to time
>>40828580
it adds a really nice flavor to most legumes, I can’t cook legumes without epazote now, it’s kind of a mexican meme, but it really does add some flavor
if you can grow it, I say go for it. I’ve even used it to make birria and barbacoa, it’s a tasty herb to have
>>40828586
were you cursed with the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap to you? If so, I’m truly sorry :( it tastes really good
but epazote is an herb used in a lot of mexican dishes, it’s has a very distinct flavor

>>40828559
maam, what species of corn is that? its white, but has the dent in the top of the kernal like field corn. field isn't eaten on the cob because its really starchy and not sweet. you use that to make other other stuff out of it. like cereal, tortillas, chips

>>40828622
i was into it for a little while but it was too long and i got bored. the only souls game i've beaten is dark souls 3 and that's bc i got some gamer guys with cheats to give me all the best armor and help me beat all the bosses. i beat it in like 5 hours lol they followed me around and helped me do the whole thing while we were on vc. then one of them asked me to be his egf and when i said no he blocked me

>>40828568
is lies of p good? i played a little on principle cause they released a version without DRM and I love a rare treasure and thought all the mechanics were really cool and interesting and combat felt great but didn't quite sink into the world building as much as I would want? but that's my own fault

>>40828616
>why am i mean
only you can answer that

i want to see a /lgbt/ cooking show with all of the known cooks and chefs and folders in a competition. twinkchan, joe, clown, uhhhhh others. kara? i can't remember who else

>>40828659
what did i do?

>>40828624
Waow, we will play mario sunshine too and cuddles and i would smell your hair and buy you dinner, Peechou cute *petpet*

>>40828641
WHENNNNN WILL IT BE MY TURNNNNNN this is my sign to voice train harder

>>40828660
i'm making elf strokingoff right now. & you IGNORED me.

>>40828455
unsee cc/album#KVc5lauicIVl
I changed my mind

>>40828651
Fuck you bronie im sure your fav pony is rainbow dash

>>40828660
what's the format is it like a fun cute great British bake off situation or is it like a no holds barred cage match like chopped
i feel like you waste the beautiful personalities of internet addicted women if you don't let them hit each other at least a little

>>40828676
someone said they were gonna do this for me once but they LIED

>>40828641
>then one of them asked me to be his egf and when i said no he blocked me
Lmao. Yeah I'm not surprised you gave up, I was surprised you were into it in the first place honestly. Let me take a look at what else you might be into...
>>40828651
Yeah I think it's good, most of it's flaws are the ones you'd expect from a lower budget. The story isn't as good, the enemy variety is relatively low and that can be disappointing, and the bosses are a bit easier than I think I would like in a lot of places, but they do a lot of interesting things and do a damn good job of it. If you suck at games maybe don't do it though.

>>40828678
my favourite is zephyr breeze cause I like the porn of him getting fluttershy pregnant. honourable mention to shining armour cause there's lots of rimming art

>>40828666
https://voca.ro/1hfrt26ARskK trips of the demon

>>40828694
I hate you more than i hate zionists also you should play expedition 33 Clair Obscur in french with english subtitles

>>40828693
huhhh who the hell do you think you're talking to i was making fun of chuds for getting rolled by a crossdresser while you were still in the womb NOBODY is better at videogames than me

>>40828683
it's ok sobe you have a bf that can do it in person now

>>40828636
I love spicy, habanero is my fav.
Yes I have the cilantro soap gene, I have to pick it out of my food lol. I guess I'd need to try the Hispanic market to see if they have epazote.

yappanon was mean to me

dating a straight guy and detransing to make him gay

>>40828727
what did she do

>>40828672
what the FLIP is elf strokingoff
s...obe. im guessing you're sobe. im doing the thing and assuming you're sobe im doing the thing.
>>40828679
i was picturing british bake off but i am open to combat sports too if you can expand on your pitch
>>40828664
yayyyy cuteee
im gonna be the one to treat you to dinner though >:)

>>40828728
They're gonna call me a fag either way, what do I care

>>40828696
naruhodo I need to really look into resonance training I've definitely been falling into the pitch stuff and I honestly don't really care about pitch that much... esp since most women here generally have relatively deep voices... need to get a feel for it I'm gonna try changing up my method
also yes as much as men are pigs I like that sometimes the implication works in our favour
>>40828707
Why would I need English subtitles?

>>40828676
finally
thank you
my first one ever

>>40828712
Well now I definitely think you're bad at games.

>>40828749
when he starts calling you a good boy ..

>>40828716
i didn't really want it anyways but the lying got to me
>>40828738
it's strokingoff, made of elf meat

>>40828738
I cannot unfortunately I started imagining a transgender foxy boxing empire and now my mind is just me lying on top of a huge pile of oiled up cash

submissive bottom eyes

>>40828754
naruhodo?

>>40828738
I need to go sleep now, lov u Peechou, you're my big homo :3

>>40828736
bullied me

is it absurd and/or fucked up to want to get my tonsils removed so i can kiss more comfortably because im horribly afraid of having bad breath (ever since other kids in school would make fun of me constantly by telling me i had bad breath many times every day) and i stay afraid of it even after brushing and flossing and mouthwashing and manually cleaning my tonsils and all that?

i just feel like if i got my tonsils removed id be a lot more willing to try kissing again. is getting your tonsils removed at 31 dangerous? do you think me and my doc could get it covered under insurance?

>>40828768
is this clown or twinkchan

>>40828776
Ask lizzy for advice

>>40828768
we have the same eyes kinda

>>40828759
I'm goated bro trust

>>40828768
It's not like you to post photos

>>40828782
i will never ever ever ever post photos of my tonsils and/or tonsilloliths for the internet to see
i still don't understand what she was doing there

>>40828791
I know it was like looking at gore

I need to not get too drunk tonight I can tell I'm gonna ventpost way too specifically

>>40828785
Play e33 clair obscur you piggie, gruik gruik motherfucker do you understand gruik gruik

how come European chasers tend to be short, balding, out of shape, badly groomed patchy beards and have the most vile bathrooms ever?

Ive seen maybe two guys post pics here that look somewhat attractive and both were from the US

i aint got no tonsils

yeah this shit isn't fun attention doesn't do anything for me anymore. ig my brain developed a bit more.

US tranners AND US chasers are hotter than Eurofags

if she were a semiaquatic river mustelid they'd call her minkchan

>>40828773
oh sorry discordia and I have been weebing out all day it's like 'i see i understand it's like that I get it now' kind of feeling

I aint shrimp no cat

>>40828805
That's pretty cool babe, we should makeout about it.

american chasers are hot if they’re not white

>>40828768
How she looks at you when you add the epazote

lil jit said she ain't want this dick today, so i slipped a prog in her ass while she's asleep. she will be begging for cock this morning.

>>40828802
As an American chaser I am average height, kinda balding, and in middling shape
But I'm fin/min'ing and gymmaxxing so here's to hoping I'm not embarrassing one day
People call me hot regardless but I still think they're gas lighting me as a joke

i'm ugly and gross

>>40828758
unsee cc/album#PPw5jnsh6Pjq
The other one

>>40828809
>brain developed
Yeah that'll happen. Congrats

>>40828638
it has a dent on the top cuz I tear it off, it's just regular white maize
>>40828660
clown makes some incredibly aesthetic and tasty looking dishes
>>40828723
it's worth it to get fresh if you can, but dry works pretty much just as well. It has a really nice aroma when fresh, makes me think of oregano and rosemary
>>40828787
it's someone that keeps reposting it with the same filename and everything, very weird >:(

>>40828828
this is nikocado avocado

>>40828797
sure it's cracked and linux compatible I'll download it looks fun it's like white boy final fantasy right

>>40828825
>People call me hot regardless but I still think they're gas lighting me as a joke
Tranny levels of bad self esteem. People don't just call men hot for fun.

>>40828660
i make foods just not as good lookin. i cook for taste mostly
>>40828816
:)
>>40828815
:(

>>40828802
putting everything else aside I know for a fact first hand the euro chasers have beautiful bathrooms that the septics can't hold a candle to

>>40828858
It was a lie. Get pranked.

>>40828848
Being 400 lbs for 6 years will do that to a mfer
I still haven't shown anyone my loose skin so that's almost like catfishing
Wait I forgot I did one time and she was still positive
Okay here's to hoping therapy works pray for ya boy

>>40828825
don't forget to do the emotional work too! look at the bdd passoids in here you can be a total hunk but if you aren't willing to accept you might be attractive it makes no difference. I'm cheering you on!!!

No one to wish me a good sleep, im sad, i will kms in the sims, cruel world with cruel people :c

>>40828864
this is my favourite of the shrimp cats. not that anyone asked but it is

>>40828878
Goodnight, anon. Sleep tight.

>>40828870
Is this that Steve motherfucker?

>>40828878
wish yourself a good sleep Bitch
>>40828888
do you really think Steve can string together that many consecutive full sentences

>>40828885
Recently I have been actively seeking and creating new ones. A time will come for them to be posted.

>>40828888
No I was way fatter than him and I don't think he has self esteem issues

YYYYAAAAAAAYYYY THE NECK PICKUP IS WORKIN!!!!!!! WERESO BACK!!!
>>40828864
THATS WHAT I LIKWE TO SEEEE

>>40828885
he says go birds
as long as they dont eat him

>>40828893
I will call you out on my Bluesky for being mean, you meannie !!!!!

there is one single mosquito in this apt
that same motherfucking mosquito has bitten me over a dozen times now
I need to destroy this motherfucker

>>40828878
goodnight. I love you