Thread 40827753

>stereotype of bottoms is that they're uwu soft beans who snuggle with stuffies and constantly stutter because they're bashful and just want to wear an apron and cook you dinner
>every bottom i know is a stressed out overachiever, high likelihood that they've said hard slurs in the past, owns guns or wants to, has some expensive hobby that they're obsessed with, can't cook for shit because they're too tired most of the time and either just eat some equivalent of girl dinner or order out every single night

>stereotype of tops is that they're hardasses, arrogant and controlling, thinking a step ahead of you and putting you in your place, won't take no for an answer and never blink when you challenge them
>every top i know is an affable retard with some mid job that pays decent but they don't care much for, high empathy, laid back, the thing they care most about is almost definitely working out or fashion related, will cook you a giant hearty meal, will also clean your house and do handyman stuff for you

Who is in charge of branding for this psyop? It's clearly off.

>>40827753 (OP)
It’s based off women and man cause humans are stupid apes with no nuance

>>40827753 (OP)
15 years of being on the internet have fried your brain my frogposting friend.

>>40827793
How do you know how long I've been on the internet.

>>40827753 (OP)
I cracked this code a while ago.


> tops have more reserves of energy, they eat more and exercise less which contributes to lower anxiety, but worse people skills/true empathy. Their bodies also have a more difficult time truly, relaxing, which makes them less sexually receptive

> Bottoms tend to use up all of their energy by the end of the day, it’s why there’s stereotypically thinner and a little bit more high strung mentally. The body becomes less pain averse. The body is exhausted and comes into a relaxed day, which makes being sexually receptive easier.

>>40827753 (OP)
>every top i know is an affable retard with some mid job that pays decent but they don't care much for, high empathy, laid back, the thing they care most about is almost definitely working out or fashion related, will cook you a giant hearty meal, will also clean your house and do handyman stuff for you

cis male top with a big cock here, going down the list
>affable retard
i'm actually pretty intelligent but i act retarded and simple because life is actually unironically easier that way. people are intimidated by intelligence unless they're prepared for it. hard to explain
>mid job that pays decent but they don't care much for
idk is 60k annual mid tier? i guess it depends on where you live. i like my job though, and i'm looking into applying for a promotion soon
>high empathy
yes
>laid back
yes, i get told i'm chill and easy to talk to all the time
>the thing they care most about is almost definitely working out or fashion related
i don't really give a shit about fashion, but i do work out. what i care about most is fantasy maiden wars english steam release
>will cook you a giant hearty meal
absolutely. i love cooking a nice big pot of curry
>clean your house and do handyman stuff for you
literally just today i scolded my friend for not inviting me over to help them move

>>40827753 (OP)
bottoms are way better at doing laundry
they actually know how to properly wash clothes

>>40828321
It’s not that difficult, the washing machine literally does it for you

>>40827753 (OP)
This is literally me and my boyfriend desu

>>40827753 (OP)
>high likelihood that they've said hard slurs in the past
you say this like its relevant nigger retard faggot kike

>>40828379
>they dont know

>>40828321
this is actually true. my bottom irons my dress shirts for me.

>>40828297
Feed me cock and curry good sir please for I am famished my good lad

>>40829487
well it's relevant to my pattern-matching algorithm, slur-anon.