Thread 40833290

>>40833290 (OP)
I think you're just a piece of shit who thinks of a girlfriend as a sex toy
because I don't believe for a second that someone who thinks like this managed to get a girl to move in with him
most people aren't gross sex pests who resent their girlfriend for a body she didn't ask for (and is still fucking making an effort to offer to you might I add)

swear you've got fucking Andrew Tate's cum running through your brain instead of neurotransmitters

>>40834348
This is lgbt board. Not all of us liek feces sex

>>40834371
when i had a bf i told him up front i might be dtf but that doesn't mean im prepped and if he wants spontaneous sex he needs to be imaginative. we'd do a lot of other stuff. not even just oral like he just to just grab me and pin me down and make me cum a lot lol. it was fun. it is what you make of it you just have to think outside the box a bit. for spontaneous penetrative sex i have to be the one taking the lead. so i'll sneak off and prep without letting on thats what im doing, then re-appear wearing something cute and ready to go. whisper something nasty to him and go from there. he still gets to be assertive and whatever but i am the one who sets pace. plus if im bottoming regularly (like if he stays with me) i sort of adjust my entire routine around making it as easy as possible, like eating really clean before hand/during him staying. its not so bad you just need to think about it a bit more than a cis girl would, and have a partner who's able to be sexually a bit adventurous and accommodating

>>40834377
>girlfriend puts in effort to make herself clean and presentable for my sexual pleasure
Yeah sounds terrible. Poor you. Definitely leave her and make sure to tell her it’s because she shits from her ass like a tranny

>>40834397
so what do you like then?
oral? piv with your cis girlfriend?
why would you want to have a trans girlfriend if you dont like anal?

>>40834426
I don't want a trans gf. Im just taking part in conversations here

>>40834444
oh, I thought you were op

>>40833290 (OP)
it's really not a huge deal if you're regular and eating good food with fiber instead of slop every day, douching takes like 5 minutes

>>40834371
me and my bf kinda just have a sexless relationship and masturbate with each other honestly CBA with anal more than maybe once every couple months

>>40834457
seriously, the shower to make sure I was super clean outside + washing my hands and cleaning the equipment has always taken me longer than douching
the actual cleaning takes like 5 minutes tops, I maybe have to flush 10-15 times max and each only takes 20-30 seconds
I think OP is probably attracted to trans girls but uncomfortable with it and trying to push the thoughts down. he'll be okay

>>40834405
these are all fantastic ideas and I wish I had done this more with a boyfriend I split up with recently!
sneakily getting ready is a fantastic idea, I dunno why I never thought of that

>>40833290 (OP)
>You live with her, but you can't be spontaneous.
anal isn't the only form of sex, and prep doesn't take that long. only takes 5 minutes for me.
>You live with her, so you get to listen to the nasty sounds made when she cleans herself.
boohoo. i'm vers so i've been on the topping side before. doesn't bother me any.

>>40833290 (OP)
I’ve never had that problem with my gf since I have chronic sinusitis so I barely feel the smell of shit. I don’t make her clean cause I think it’s selfish to make someone stick a hose up their ass, and if you go through the hassle of dating a tranny you have to learn how to play in the dirt.

>>40833290 (OP)
youve got a point. actually many points

>>40833357
A very gross thing, anal is way better

>>40834514
>I’ve never had that problem with my gf since I have chronic sinusitis so I barely feel the smell of shit. I don’t make her clean cause I think it’s selfish to make someone stick a hose up their ass, and if you go through the hassle of dating a tranny you have to learn how to play in the dirt.
Dear fucking god
How bad have you lost to conclude that

>>40834270
When she will get butt fucked she will have

>>40833290 (OP)
Sounds like a self inflicted problem idk try having a vagina and letting her put her penis in it

>being a faggot
>reject the natural design penis-into-vagina
>use the shithole as a vagina
>reeee why is it so shitty?

>>40833290 (OP)
trannies will get this thread deleted for "hate" but what you say is 100 percent relevant anon.

>>40834572
sage wisdom blesses this cursed thread

I don’t know, maybe the anus is only meant to use for shitting, but that’s just my two cents.

these threads always remind me about how bad peoples diets are and how most people seem to have no idea how to prep. best believe that before anyone so much as gets a glance at my hole shes squeaky clean, douched down, clinical medical grade sterile grade A stuff. tastes like raspberries and vanilla. cleaner than the average moids dick and they expect that to be sucked whenever like ewwww no Josh i am not into the taste of pee and dick cheese. put the effort in.

either that or this is mostly board tourists who are not sodomites and therefore have no idea of how clean an asshole can get

>>40834626
plunging your most precious organ into someone's waste pipe isn't glam for sure

>>40834557
Cis girls don't prep cause they already have a clean hole. If a man wants poopyhole sex with them, he needs to accept that poop on dick can happen.

>>40834626
and pussies to pump out babies not to make your feel pleasure

>>40834996
It’s supposed to feel good otherwise we wouldn’t have sex drive so what would be the appeal of having offspring?

>>40834371
These threads are psyops by polcels and negatrannies

>>40833357
I'm not putting my dick in an open wound.

This thread should be used as a warning for any straightish man who thinks about dating trannies. The tranny answers where they pretend like OP is Hitler are just too perfect.

>>40836184
>t. homosexual

>>40835692
Meta attraction

>>40836548
It's not any more gay than putting it in the butt of a biological woman. The feeling is the exact same.

To all the tranners afraid of getting their asses rammed in this thread: Your hole is what makes you a woman. LET MEN USE IT. I do, and I've never gotten one fissure. It's a skill issue

>>40835692
>prostate

>>40836548
The appeal of trans women is their dick and their butt, why would anyone fuck a knock-off vagina when you can have the real thing?

>>40837678
The appeal of trans women is that they are women, retarded. Dicks are gross, but holes? Holes are good.

>>40837860
Don’t play dumb, trans women are other kind of women, they are appealing in a different way and attract another kind of men. There’s plenty of cis women out there so no one is looking for a trans woman that tries to give what a cis woman can naturally give.

>>40837860
Nah, I am attracted to transwoman because I think vagina's look gross and blood comes out of that place. There is also the added benefit that unlike biological women, their prostate lets them enjoy taking it up their ass.

>>40837575
Ass cancer

>>40838329
TRVTH NUKE