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you fly with Elon Musk to Mars. So basically you have to spend a couple months with JUST Elon Musk - and you think you have met chatty Kathy before - he never, ever shuts up and even talks in his sleep - and he has all these "amazing ideas!" that he can't stop sharing with you - and he takes loud angry business calls on his space phone all day long while the craft is flying to Mars.
When you get to Mars - you are both shocked to discover it is all jews there - like thousands of them - they live underground and have been there for over 10,000 years. It is their home.
The Martian Jews find Elon Musk annoying, so they shoot him dead, meaning you can't fly home because - not only is there not enough fuel - but he has to be alive for the biometric recognition on the ship to fly.
However, the aliens have very advanced spaceJew technologies and can both build you a spacecraft and even change your body organs around while you wait for them to build it - if you want different size or shape body parts - they can custom build it to spec. Genitals, new face, they do it all. And lightyears better than any Earth surgeon can.
You can either stay with the Martian cJews - or fly home.
you fly with Elon Musk to Mars. So basically you have to spend a couple months with JUST Elon Musk - and you think you have met chatty Kathy before - he never, ever shuts up and even talks in his sleep - and he has all these "amazing ideas!" that he can't stop sharing with you - and he takes loud angry business calls on his space phone all day long while the craft is flying to Mars.
When you get to Mars - you are both shocked to discover it is all jews there - like thousands of them - they live underground and have been there for over 10,000 years. It is their home.
The Martian Jews find Elon Musk annoying, so they shoot him dead, meaning you can't fly home because - not only is there not enough fuel - but he has to be alive for the biometric recognition on the ship to fly.
However, the aliens have very advanced spaceJew technologies and can both build you a spacecraft and even change your body organs around while you wait for them to build it - if you want different size or shape body parts - they can custom build it to spec. Genitals, new face, they do it all. And lightyears better than any Earth surgeon can.
You can either stay with the Martian cJews - or fly home.