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Anonymous No.40845978 >>40846241 >>40846559 >>40846786 >>40846880 >>40847009 >>40847094 >>40847140 >>40847155 >>40847592 >>40852014 >>40853339 >>40858294 >>40860884
/ftmg/ - MUH DICK edition
qott: what's your type?

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Anonymous No.40846001 >>40846014
>QOTT
neither they're both gross and greasy
Anonymous No.40846014 >>40846025
>>40846001
you stupid faggot i meant in general
Anonymous No.40846025 >>40846451 >>40857494
>>40846014
sorry...
Anonymous No.40846241 >>40853503
>>40845978 (OP)
No one because i am a pure angel and trve skoptsymoder
Anonymous No.40846451
>>40846025
no i'm sorry i shouldn't have yelled, let's hug it out
Anonymous No.40846558 >>40846603
>QOTT
For men I like a nerdy bear or hairless twink that loves me and bottoms. I don’t have a type for women, just be cis and white.
Anonymous No.40846559 >>40846603 >>40846722
>>40845978 (OP)
>Quott
I like other pooners but they have to be androgynous, very cute and less masculine than me. Cis girls are fine too, I'm dating one currently. Mtfs are acceptable only if they're gigapassoids and cute
tranny hater No.40846603 >>40846735
>>40846558
>>40846559
You should stop mutilating your fertile angelic afab bodies. "Masculine" pooners are worthless and gross, nobody wants them.
Anonymous No.40846662 >>40846742
i wish i was into cis girls. i can't even get horny for anime milfs anymore.
Anonymous No.40846722 >>40846733
>>40846559
How masculine are you? Muscular, facial hair?
tranny hater No.40846733
>>40846722
She's probably a little mutilated bitchgirl
analrape !eIO0sFtvio No.40846735
>>40846603
Imagine believing any pooner gives a shit
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40846742 >>40846758 >>40846811 >>40846821 >>40846944 >>40850778
>>40846662
picrel doesn't even do anything for you? :(
Anonymous No.40846758 >>40846766
>>40846742
slop
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40846766 >>40846806
>>40846758
oh fuck i didn't even notice
Anonymous No.40846786
>>40845978 (OP)
i wanna be left and date the right
Anonymous No.40846806
>>40846766
malebrained
tranny hater No.40846811
>>40846742
This picrel does.
Anonymous No.40846821
>>40846742
has she born a child? i will only jack off to her if she's been pregnant and born a child
Anonymous No.40846880
>>40845978 (OP)
Both I am bisexual
Anonymous No.40846896 >>40846911
I like eccentric artists, or the dark and brooding types. Both cis m and ftm. Although if he's cis I can't do it if he's less than 6ft in height.
Anonymous No.40846911 >>40846944 >>40847368
>>40846896
Do you have a height limit for ftms?
Anonymous No.40846944
>>40846911
Nope, they can be any size
>>40846742
Despite the ai...the boobies are doing it for me
Anonymous No.40847009 >>40847704
>>40845978 (OP)
For men: muscle fat kinda body type, shy or introverted, body hair, dark hair preferably long. I occasionally like twinky guys but rarely. Cis or trans
For women: Cute voices, long hair, autistic or nerdy interests. Idk i generally dont like cis women and would only like mtfs
Anonymous No.40847094
>>40845978 (OP)
>Qott
Women: someone easy to tease
Men: someone easy to tease
Anonymous No.40847140 >>40847182
>>40845978 (OP)
Neither I’m asexual

What I really need is a ftm to forcibly inject testosterone into my body and make me into a man just like what retarded americans believe happens at schools
Anonymous No.40847155
>>40845978 (OP)
>qott
Lanky nerdy and a bit feminine
Anonymous No.40847182 >>40847265
>>40847140
Why don't you do it yourself?
Anonymous No.40847265 >>40847411
>>40847182
Too much of a broke pussy to get T myself
Anonymous No.40847368
>>40846911
The smaller the better. It's so cute watching a 5'2" bitchgirl pretending to be a boy
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40847388 >>40847439 >>40847658 >>40849784 >>40850128 >>40850568
FTM CHASERS
would y'all fuck picrel
Anonymous No.40847411 >>40847464
>>40847265
Insurance, job
Anonymous No.40847439 >>40847452
>>40847388
no - I'm not into mutilated bearded women
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40847452 >>40847515 >>40852100
>>40847439
>10/10 gigachad
>"waaa mutilated!!!"
post your face or stfu
Anonymous No.40847464 >>40847605
>>40847411
It’d be awkward as hell to start T while working my desk job, the last thing i’d wanna do is come out to the whole office

Also i’d lose connection with my family since they’re all anti trans

At least if it were forced I’d have that excuse. And i think it’s some complex with wanting someone to just make the choice for me and just make me transition before i can start doubting myself again.
Anonymous No.40847515 >>40847608
>>40847452
>afab
>gigachad

Post her standing next to a cis man. Let's laugh together.
Anonymous No.40847592 >>40847635
>>40845978 (OP)
>QOTT
nicely groomed metrosexual types. personality wise i have always had a soft spot for nerdy elitists, especially if they're openly assholes to anyone dumber than them. very cute personality type.
Anonymous No.40847605 >>40847647
>>40847464
The clock's ticking
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40847608 >>40847637 >>40847886 >>40848215
>>40847515
Anonymous No.40847635 >>40847652
>>40847592
Once you meet one in real life it stops being so cute
Anonymous No.40847637 >>40847656
>>40847608
Anonymous No.40847647 >>40847672
>>40847605
For what? Finding a ftm for my forcemasc fantasy?
Anonymous No.40847652
>>40847635
i've met several in real life and dated them. i love these cute boys
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40847656
>>40847637
that picture must go so hard if you're a gayden
Anonymous No.40847658
>>40847388
no
Anonymous No.40847672 >>40847977
>>40847647
For getting on roids instead of further feminizing
Anonymous No.40847704 >>40850603
>>40847009
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Anonymous No.40847886 >>40847944
>>40847608
woman with a beard, disgusting shit. Keep your sick fetish to yourself and post some hot ftm twinks.
Anonymous No.40847944 >>40847963 >>40848215
>>40847886
Ok
Anonymous No.40847963 >>40848030
>>40847944
This is not a ftm twink. This is a vomit-inducing mutilated woman.

Here, have a ftm twink.
Anonymous No.40847977
>>40847672
I’ve been on T blockers for 4 years i think i’m already fucked as is
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40848030 >>40848054 >>40848215
>>40847963
ahh you mad
Anonymous No.40848054 >>40848275 >>40861580
>>40848030
I'm not mad. You're the one trying to prove that mutilated women are attractive, while almost all people are universally disgusted by such creatures.
Anonymous No.40848116 >>40848161
Handsome CIS man here, Just matched with a young FTM and they instantly sent me a pic of their ass in a frilly pink thong, what is the meaning of this? Why not boxers or something manly?
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40848161 >>40848380
>>40848116
prolly assumed you'd be more into the thong
Anonymous No.40848215
>>40847608
>>40847944
>>40848030
Keep posting, these are hot
Anonymous No.40848275
>>40848054
You mad ahh
Anonymous No.40848380 >>40848725 >>40850133
>>40848161
Why even own it tho? A man would never, unless this pooner is trying to be a femboy with a pussy>
Anonymous No.40848447 >>40848732
are your breasts filled with execretement? why not?
Anonymous No.40848725
>>40848380
Nta but I had two men (no crossdresser) send me ass-in-thong shots on Grindr 4 years ago
Anonymous No.40848732
>>40848447
Where does the excretement go when it overflows?
Anonymous No.40849234
Do you guys ever like to imagine what your cat would be like if they were in Warriors
Anonymous No.40849784
>>40847388
I think I want to use his body more like a stress relief squeezeball than have sex with him.
Anonymous No.40850067 >>40850195
Anonymous No.40850128
>>40847388
Yes, he is very attractive
Anonymous No.40850133
>>40848380
Nothing wrong with that
Anonymous No.40850195
>>40850067
>saved your dick pic to my dick pics folder
Anonymous No.40850442 >>40850460
>Gloves hasn't posted for two threads
Unheard of
Anonymous No.40850460
>>40850442
i think i scared him off soz
Anonymous No.40850568
>>40847388
Hes... kinda brown...
Anonymous No.40850603
>>40847704
hello?
Anonymous No.40850778 >>40850918
>>40846742
god i want to lick her horns
Anonymous No.40850859 >>40850918 >>40850975 >>40856256
Someone be real how do I know if I’m trans and it’s not all just me being so straight that I mistake my attraction for gender envy
Anonymous No.40850918 >>40851081
>>40850778
I wanna use them as handles
>>40850859
Idk man I just know I always wanted it and even when I found out transing was possible I thought it was too late and my only regret now is waiting so long to do it
Anonymous No.40850975 >>40851081
>>40850859
Would you rather age into an old man or old woman?
Anonymous No.40851081 >>40851101 >>40851201
>>40850918
>my only regret now is waiting so long to do it
This is my worst fear but i’m too hesitant to bite the bullet and just try hrt

>>40850975
Aging in general is unappealing and I don’t think I’d make a very good looking older man or woman in reality
Anonymous No.40851101
>>40851081
Just try it anyways for like a month. Not much is permanent in such a short amount of time
Anonymous No.40851201 >>40852471
>>40851081
>but i’m too hesitant to bite the bullet and just try hrt
Nta. Personally, I tried a lot of other things first. By the time I went on it, it was very clear to me that it was my last option.
If you feel you may be dysphoric: how do those feelings manifest? (Both how you feel toward yourself, and how those feelings are impacting your life).
Anonymous No.40851425
my lovehandles are too squishy to keep pants up so they always sag
Anonymous No.40851495 >>40851509 >>40851535 >>40851554 >>40852050
as a fujo I really wanna see one of the ftms snap and violentIy rape one of the chasers into submission
Anonymous No.40851509
>>40851495
only if it's gloves
Anonymous No.40851535 >>40851544 >>40852050
>>40851495
As a "chaser" I want the same
Anonymous No.40851544 >>40851646
>>40851535
silence tranny
Anonymous No.40851554 >>40851619
>>40851495
i want to fist a cute boy. especially if he doesn't like it. chasers don't really upset me though.
Anonymous No.40851619 >>40851687 >>40851897
>>40851554
your tiny female hands probably wouldn't feel that good :(
Anonymous No.40851646
>>40851544
?
Anonymous No.40851687
>>40851619
nuh uh i got told my hands were average size (lengthwise)
Anonymous No.40851887
>>40844640
Failed to hit a pooner on the very first post you linked
Anonymous No.40851897
>>40851619
Small hands feel great, they have more room to maneuver in there
Anonymous No.40851935
ftms
Anonymous No.40852005 >>40852029
Idk where else to talk about this, but what would you do if a friend was found to have a secret account on a white supremacist website with details of how he hopes to get f ed by a Nazi and other similar things? Serious question. He's been kicked out of all local groups and he's white (I'm not) but I don't want to just abandon him. Idk if there's a way to make sure he's okay and talk to him. He basically got blacklisted from the community overnight.
Anonymous No.40852014
>>40845978 (OP)
Incels of any type, autistic MTFs, gingers, emoboys, scenegirls, DILFS, neurotics.....

this is for fictional crushes by the way.

I don't like or try not to like people in real life because nobody would have sex me.
Anonymous No.40852029 >>40852063
>>40852005
what am i supposed to do. what are you trying to achieve here. is this an online group? i don't see why you can't just talk to him.
Anonymous No.40852047
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
Anonymous No.40852050
>>40851495
Came here to post this >>40851535
Anonymous No.40852063 >>40852959
>>40852029
It's an IRL group. Well, I knew him in multiple irl groups but he's been blacklisted from all of them now.
I'm looking for advice. Genuinely shocked because he didn't come off as racist but the evidence has been extremely clear cut and undeniable. I'm low-key scared of talking to him now because he wrote messages of wanting POC etc to be raped by Nazis and making America white again and a ton of other stuff along those lines. And I'm not white.
analrape !eIO0sFtvio No.40852079 >>40852102
Femcels, fat emo bitches and an assortment of 2d girls
Anonymous No.40852098 >>40852209 >>40852513
Are the dildo anons still here?
analrape !eIO0sFtvio No.40852100
>>40847452
Anything but admitting they're gay
Anonymous No.40852102 >>40852123
>>40852079
sex with mtf elliot rodger
analrape !eIO0sFtvio No.40852123 >>40852131
>>40852102
FUUUUHCK yea
Anonymous No.40852131 >>40852185
>>40852123
i need to make more faceapps
analrape !eIO0sFtvio No.40852185 >>40852192 >>40852358 >>40852360
>>40852131
What the fuck have I done
Anonymous No.40852192
>>40852185
i'm not racist but i wouldn't date her
Anonymous No.40852209 >>40852794
>>40852098
Yea
And my partner got me 2 new ones for my bday
Anonymous No.40852358
>>40852185
underaged please leave
Anonymous No.40852360 >>40852673
>>40852185
all the girls that looked like this in highschool could suck a mean dick
Anonymous No.40852471 >>40852628 >>40852815 >>40852959
>>40851201
I don’t feel intensely crippling dysphoria, but I also know i’ve been dissociated for years. I feel like I’d be more confident if were perceived as male, but i don’t know if that’s just only in my head.

If I could change one thing it’s my voice. I think i look generally androgynous enough but my high pitched voice gives me away every time. I don’t like socializing because of it.
Anonymous No.40852513 >>40852794
>>40852098
Yes
Anonymous No.40852628 >>40852741 >>40853672
>>40852471
The cool thing about T is that you'll know extremely quick if you like it or not. The mental effects are unmistakable and immediate.
I get pissed at myself every time I lapse on exercise for a couple weeks, because even the slight rise in T that happens when I get back to it feels like my soul returning to my body.
Anonymous No.40852654 >>40852670
Why can't pooners just try for once?
Anonymous No.40852670 >>40852775
>>40852654
I'm so sorry!
Anonymous No.40852673 >>40852812
>>40852360
i know someone who looks kind of like this but is very autistic and i feel really uncomfortable
Anonymous No.40852693 >>40852720 >>40852736
Anyone else genuinely body dysmorphic? Regardless of whether you pass or not. My appearance changes while I'm actively staring at the mirror. It's kind of like staring at your reflection on a current of water.
Anonymous No.40852720 >>40852736 >>40852808 >>40852825
>>40852693
you need seed
Anonymous No.40852736 >>40852813
>>40852693
yes
>>40852720
one of the worst images yet
Anonymous No.40852741 >>40853104 >>40853672
>>40852628
Honestly you have a good elevator pitch for T, but the idea of having to apply gel or inject it feels like it would ruin the feeling in a way, like it would be the thing that reminds me that i’m not seen as a guy
Anonymous No.40852758 >>40852804 >>40852855 >>40852883 >>40852893
why does terje kinda look retarded. like legitimately he just looks disabled.
Anonymous No.40852775 >>40852906 >>40854257
>>40852670
Post-trans ftms always look so much hotter with the faceapp female filter than they looked before pooning. That angularity, stronger brows, with the soft skin.
Anonymous No.40852794 >>40853363 >>40853530 >>40853618
>>40852209
>>40852513
If i have never owned one before how do I pick one out? all i know is to start small (anal) and inexpensive
Anonymous No.40852804 >>40852817
>>40852758
Poor bastard
Anonymous No.40852808
>>40852720
deviantart tier
Anonymous No.40852812 >>40852845
>>40852673
tccshit is cringe incels are cringe but i can't stop falling for egotistical autists
Anonymous No.40852813
>>40852736
I'm sorry that the site of a happy mother upsets you
Anonymous No.40852815
>>40852471
>I don’t feel intensely crippling dysphoria, but I also know i’ve been dissociated for years
This is how I felt before going on T. Dysphoria was hard to place but I was constantly dissociating, I didn't feel like a real person and it was hard to care about or remember anything.
Anonymous No.40852817 >>40852823
>>40852804
does he have fetal alcohol syndrome?
Anonymous No.40852823
>>40852817
The dog? I don't think so
Anonymous No.40852825
>>40852720
terje looks like he's a broken soul of a man trapped inside a womans body. congrats, you accidentally made art
Wolfgang No.40852841 >>40852913
Everyone here is born to be full of excretement
Anonymous No.40852845 >>40852875
>>40852812
would
Anonymous No.40852855
>>40852758
its the souless eyes. he looks like a small animal
Anonymous No.40852875
>>40852845
transitioned would have saved her
no doubt
Anonymous No.40852883 >>40852891
>>40852758
Psych meds, meth, and a family curse because his father owns a piece of another human being that isn't related to the family
Anonymous No.40852891 >>40857431
>>40852883
>his father owns a piece of another human being that isn't related to the family
What's the lore I'm a newchad
Anonymous No.40852893
>>40852758
because he's BPD=NPD=HIV levels of disturbed
Anonymous No.40852906 >>40852969
>>40852775
So the meta for women is roiding for a year or two and then detransitioning?
analrape !eIO0sFtvio No.40852913 >>40852955
>>40852841
Shits into your ass
Anonymous No.40852950
ftms into my mouth
Wolfgang No.40852955
>>40852913
*pushes the shit back into your ass, filling you deep
Anonymous No.40852959 >>40853049
>>40852063
Is it mostly fetish shit or what? How old is the account?
>>40852471
>I don’t feel intensely crippling dysphoria
Going to ask invasive questions, you don’t have to respond to anything you’d rather not share.
Are you currently receiving treatment, or have previously received treatment, for any other mental health conditions? Have you self harmed or seriously considered attempting suicide?
Also, you mention androgyny. How would you feel if you lose those features or became more feminine?
Anonymous No.40852969
>>40852906
No cause the faceapp filter kinda beautifies you, though as long as they arent fat or balding depooners usually return to their original hotness. and the fat in their face goes back to normal
Anonymous No.40853049 >>40853672
>>40852959
I’ve been in hospitals for the normal stuff. Depression is the only formal diagnosis i have to my knowledge, and i do have the typical passive suicidal thoughts, sometimes they get worse and i start really considering things but only when things get very stressful or something bad happens. Most days its just the lingering depression slump.

A few years back i tore myself apart and started dressing very feminine and trying to get into makeup (didn’t happen) and just playing the part of a girl, but it felt performative. I think if i suddenly physically became more feminine i would still be the same; dress pretty androgynous and hate how i’m seen by others in social settings. Maybe if i suddenly became a hot woman i’d try being more social and flirty just to see what happens.
Anonymous No.40853103 >>40853121 >>40853136 >>40853291
When did this place get overrun with ESL schizotards? Wolfgang returning is pretty kino at least.
Anonymous No.40853104 >>40853259
>>40852741
At this point I'm just wondering how many more excuses you can make, maybe we could start a betting pool.
It's a very low risk with potentially life-defining reward. Also T is cheap because the market for cis guys supplementing T is huge, and that's because T is fucking great.
A side note, if you do end up liking T, ask pretty early on about finasteride or dutasteride if you want to keep your hairline where it is.
Anonymous No.40853121
>>40853103
ti mangerΓ² presto
Wolfgang No.40853136
>>40853103
Can I get you pregnanr
Anonymous No.40853199 >>40853203 >>40853205
i am such a colossal fuck up i should really just end my life
Anonymous No.40853203 >>40853241
>>40853199
don't do it
Anonymous No.40853205 >>40853241
>>40853199
why anon
Anonymous No.40853241 >>40853277 >>40853304 >>40854943
>>40853203
>>40853205
i'm $60 short for some bills that i have coming up and i have no one to borrow money from bc im already borrowing money from two people and i'm fucking mortified of how fucking stupid and useless i am. why do i NEVER have my fucking shit together. i should have never started therapy all it does is make me ruminate and self sabotage. i'm so fucking stupid
Anonymous No.40853259 >>40853459
>>40853104
I’ve got an alphabetic rolodex of excuses from years of gaslighting myself and second guessing. I just need someone to slap me across the face and stab me with a t shot atp.

My dad and maternal grandpa both have full heads of hair so i’m praying i don’t have any intense balding genes dormant in me but it’s def something i’ve thought about. (A lot)
Anonymous No.40853267 >>40853296 >>40853598 >>40853828 >>40855623 >>40858414
Hi fellow pooners, a question people often ask is what boards do you frequent, but I was wondering if what boards you actively and purposefully avoid and why?
Anonymous No.40853277 >>40853310
>>40853241
can you not open an overdraft? obviously don't get too reliant on it but if its for one time youre short. or, do you have anything you can sell?
Anonymous No.40853291 >>40853439
>>40853103
no tripcode its prob a larp
Anonymous No.40853296 >>40853305 >>40853307
>>40853267
there are so many boards i don't actively avoid any of them but i have never step foot into /co/ and /ck/ or any of the sports ones. i have 0 interest in these subjects but i sometimes browse all the other ones.
Anonymous No.40853304
>>40853241
$60 is easy money. You could make that by cutting 2 yards and returning cans for 10Β’ each, or walking a couple of dogs.
Anonymous No.40853305 >>40853342
>>40853296
you don't step foot into /cock/
Anonymous No.40853307 >>40853342 >>40853464
>>40853296
>not interested in sports
FEMBRAINED FEMBRAINED FEMBRAINED
Anonymous No.40853310 >>40853412
>>40853277
it doesn't let me overdraft on direct debit transfers. i'm selling something on ebay but i don't think i'll receive the money in time. if i'm late on rent by a couple days it isn't the end of the world but i just can't take fucking up so much anymore. i'm a disease
Anonymous No.40853339
>>40845978 (OP)
i've masturbated to artist on the left what the hell
Anonymous No.40853342
>>40853305
hehehoohoo
>>40853307
sorry senpai
Anonymous No.40853363 >>40853530
>>40852794
For a beginner (anal and dildos not plugs) I'd probably go with a soft or medium firmness, 4in-5in circumference. Although if even a finger is uncomfortable you may want even smaller like 3inch circumference.
The thinner the toy, the floppier it will be so I tend to go medium firmness for small toys, soft for medium, and super soft for big ones. For most shops this is a 00-20 for super soft, 00-30 for soft, and 00-45 for medium but some shops vary which is why many also sell squish or firmness testers. Also Near Clear toys are a tiny bit firmer and are usually listed in firmness like NC00-31
Design wise it's whatever you think you'd like more but texture can be intense so smoother designs are probably better for starters. Vertical lines and texture are felt way less than horizontal ones
Anonymous No.40853412 >>40853477
>>40853310
youre being too hard on yourself. you talk like someone who has bpd. think in the grand scheme of things. 60 is really not a lot. there are people who owe loads more money youre being silly and dramatic anon
Wolfgang No.40853439 >>40853447 >>40853502
>>40853291
I would say nobody would pretend to be me but it has happened
Anonymous No.40853447
>>40853439
cute eye would lick
Anonymous No.40853459 >>40853569
>>40853259
>I just need someone to slap me across the face and stab me with a t shot atp.
No you need to actually take agency and make a decision for yourself.
Literally and figuratively man up, moron.
Anonymous No.40853464
>>40853307
interest in sports is just normiebrained
Anonymous No.40853477
>>40853412
i told my doctor i think i have it but he doesn't think so because i don't have the relationship issue stuff. im diagnosed with bipolar 2 but sometimes i really feel like i have bpd
Anonymous No.40853502 >>40853506
>>40853439
post your full face if its really you nobody can tell from just an eyeball
Anonymous No.40853503 >>40853532
>>40846241
i am a tourist poking around here because of the shooter and i have to say this is the most womanly reply i've seen on 4chan
Wolfgang No.40853506 >>40853513
>>40853502
Fake fan baka
Anonymous No.40853513 >>40853519
>>40853506
can i vore you
Wolfgang No.40853519 >>40853737
>>40853513
No

I only like to observe vore I don’t like to be a part of it
Anonymous No.40853530 >>40853560 >>40853618 >>40855259
>>40852794
>>40853363
I pulled out a few I would call starters or have smaller sizes but are a good starter shape/design and a tape measure for a sense of scale.

The krystal only come in one size from joysticktoys but every bottom I used it on has enjoyed it as a starter

The carrot from phreak is also great and gives a similiar sensation of a knot when you get to the base so you can see if you like the feeling. This is their smallest size and tapers up to a 5in circumference

The daxter knot toy above it is small Dggo from Lairoflust, great beginner knot

Next to the tape measure is two of the same model Batou from Strangebedfellas in a small and medium so you can see the size jump. Also have their aelit model which is slim but a good intro to some texture

Alchemistechidna has cute things, the bowtie pip model and their nettle jellyfiah are good starters (these are their smalls)

The stardick and dark link are Daybreak and Amais from Fantasygrove. Daybreak is nice and smooth and good if you want to try a swell. I have their medium size but they also have small and xsmall. Amais is only one size rn

The crystal horse is a medium Kitalpha from ppsculptors but their small size would probably be ok for a beginner who wants to try a flared head. They also have good smooth normal dildo designs in small sizes

The last in line is bad dragon mystic. I dont like bad dragon much but bottoms like the swirl and its not too intense

Sadly the claw and pastel in the top left are from closed shops but just a rec if you see other shapes like it

The yellow cap sharpie is to size and they don't have a flare but if you want to try something really small and inexpensive and are careful not to losose it up your ass, somethingsquishytoys is good. They have the whisk which is kinda a plug but beginner

The top right pair are the two sizes of erosport from XenocatArtifacts and are meant for long term wear if you want to be kinky
Anonymous No.40853532 >>40853559
>>40853503
we have nothing to do with with shooter that shit is on the mtfs
Anonymous No.40853559
>>40853532
i'm a heckin' nonbinaroo
Wolfgang No.40853560 >>40853618
>>40853530
Goddamn this is like $800
Anonymous No.40853569 >>40853628
>>40853459
True. Adding this one to the rolodex.
Anonymous No.40853598 >>40853614
>>40853267
i'll go on any board. i've seen fat old man penis. i've seen loli porn.
Anonymous No.40853614
>>40853598
lied, pokemon bores me to death.
Anonymous No.40853618 >>40855259 >>40856985 >>40857096
>>40852794
>>40853530
Xenocat artifacts also has this Caiman model. Mine is a medium but a small could be good for starters too

And the mini lavalamp plug from nawtytoybox is for super super beginners

>>40853560
Catching sales help but yea
Anonymous No.40853628 >>40853790
>>40853569
You are intentionally inflicting suffering on yourself to the benefit of nobody.
Anonymous No.40853672 >>40853790
>>40853049
Honestly, you do have a difficult case. I think as long as you’re fully aware of the effects, both medical and social, and don’t feel opposed to experiencing them, you might just need to give it a try as other anons have suggested.
Just make sure you’re aware that it might not be what you’re looking for.
I experienced the same thing as >>40852628 on testosterone, immediate improvement.
>>40852741
>the idea of having to apply gel or inject it feels like it would ruin the feeling in a way, like it would be the thing that reminds me that i’m not seen as a guy
I get how you could think this, but because it’s a hormone, the feeling is neurochemical improvement and not just a β€œmuh gender euphoria” situation.
Similar to how if you had to take a Tylenol with airport toilet water you probably wouldn’t love it, but your pain receptors would still get blocked because that’s what Tylenol does as a drug.
Anonymous No.40853737
>>40853519
Anonymous No.40853790 >>40854092
>>40853628
Really it's more like running in circles instead of just facing my problem head on. Been almost a decade of it so it's hard to come off of.

>>40853672
I'm sure there'd be some effect from it from an emotional level, but I feel like what I want more out of it is the physical which takes significantly longer and varies so much from person to person. In other terms, I'm overthinking it. I'm moving different. (backwards, in circles)
Anonymous No.40853828
>>40853267
/x/. i used to go there because i like horror but it's 90% word salad from illiterate schizos
Anonymous No.40853849
Sometimes I come on this thread to laugh at you people's very silly posts
Anonymous No.40854092 >>40854203
>>40853790
>Really it's more like running in circles instead of just facing my problem head on.
I would call that "intentionally inflicting suffering on yourself to the benefit of nobody."
Anonymous No.40854170
ellie
Anonymous No.40854203
>>40854092
call it what you want ig
Anonymous No.40854209 >>40854222
bored. scratching my bush.
Wolfgang No.40854222
>>40854209
Proof
Anonymous No.40854247
what the fuck
Anonymous No.40854257
>>40852775
>beauty filter makes people look hotter
Imagine
Anonymous No.40854315 >>40854586 >>40856728
Reminder: Troons are the enemy. Anyone trying to cast blame onto some 'secret cabal of nazis' is trying to gaslight you into not believing your own eyes. The 764 isn't real. The Order of 9 Angels isn't real. Troons are bloodthirsty, some are made that way by their media, but most are born that way. Every person I've known who ended up being a Troon was mentally disturbed. Even fags fall into this camp, though to a lesser degree. Society has made a huge mistake by allowing these 'people' to congregate and voice their delusions. Mass shootings will stop once all troons and most homos are exterminated, whether that be by therapy or by good old lynchings. Remember, there is no satanic neo nazi group, there are only troons and fags. LGBTQBBL+ is a death cult. They need to be destroyed.
>what can I do?
bully your local troon. bully them into suicide.

They cannot be left alive.
Anonymous No.40854568 >>40854691 >>40854706 >>40854943
i want to die. i am afraid of talking to my psych tomorrow
Anonymous No.40854586
>>40854315
I've never seen logic this clever
Anonymous No.40854691
>>40854568
it burns
Anonymous No.40854706 >>40854847
>>40854568
Go to the nearest train station and lay on the tracks.
Anonymous No.40854847
>>40854706
i think about it sometimes
Anonymous No.40854943 >>40854965
>>40854568
Are you >>40853241 ?
Otherwise why?
Anonymous No.40854965 >>40854971
>>40854943
i am yes
its not just tge money i just hate myself so much its unbearable and idk how to tell him that killimg myself sounds easier than anything else anymore
Anonymous No.40854971 >>40855016
>>40854965
Maybe exactly like that
Anonymous No.40855016 >>40855088
>>40854971
idkk what will happen if i say that. i cant afford to get sent to a hospital
Anonymous No.40855073 >>40858677
tummies
Anonymous No.40855088
>>40855016
I think the only way they would send you to an institution would be if he thought you were an active danger to yourself. Like if he thought you might get out of his office and run into traffic or buy a shotgun and end it all. You can tell him you're suicidal without him sending you anywhere.
Anonymous No.40855202
cuddling suicidal anon until he feels better
Anonymous No.40855259 >>40855380
>>40853530
>>40853618
I was thinking of starting off by buying from a local sex shop and leaving the online purchases for later but holy shit, thank you for the long detailed replies. I'll keep them in mind. I have some extra spending money but I'm very buyers remorse averse.
Anonymous No.40855380
>>40855259
No problem anon I like flexing my silicone knowledge, feels less useless to know it
I understand wanting to do local sex shop and I also started there. In my experience they tend to be overpriced and the materials used sometimes questionable. Jelly toys arent good. But if you want something that vibrates a local sex shop has it
And for extra savings strangebedfellas and a few others I listed send email discounts and these shops almost always have sales around holidays
Anonymous No.40855623
>>40853267
I avoid /pol/ unless I want to larp as Jewish or MTF to make people mad
Anonymous No.40856256
>>40850859
had this dilemma a few years ago, get on t and you'll figure it out very quickly.
Anonymous No.40856728
>>40854315
>bully
What are y'all in highschool or something? We're grown kiddo ain't no bullying.
Anonymous No.40856985 >>40861278
>>40853618
Huh. I expected bigger
Anonymous No.40857096 >>40861278
>>40853618
Haha we have the same tape measure
Anonymous No.40857252 >>40857468 >>40857481
My ftm coworker who I respect really doesn’t act like a traditional man at all. He talks about being excited for winter outfits, love island, knitting or whatever c word they used for it, boyfriend they talk about with the women coworkers all the time.

Like bro I’ve never heard a single dude once in my entire life talk about β€œwinter outfits”.
Anonymous No.40857431
>>40852891
His father owns a piece of another human being which was created under negative circumstances... it's cursed. So naturally his appearance declined along with the rest of his life. If you're reading this, return the slab, Terje.
Anonymous No.40857468
>>40857252
You like love island?
Anonymous No.40857481 >>40857530
>>40857252
my opinion
knitting = malebrained in the gentle giant type of way
crocheting = fembrained zoomer tiktok retardation
Op No.40857494
>>40846025
dummy.
Anonymous No.40857530
>>40857481
>affiliating crocheting with tiktok zoomers
That changed fast. Some people are still calling it an old-lady hobby.
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40858294 >>40859567
>>40845978 (OP)
>be me, 8am this morning
>job interview in an hour
>pull out smart trousers to wear
>put em on, pull em up
>too small
>wtf.jpg
>looser in the thighs, but there's not a cat in hell's chance they'll fit around my middle
>try another pair of trousers
>same thing
>finally find a pair that fits
wtf bros i thought fat distribution and weight gain on T was a myth. i need to hit the gym.
Anonymous No.40858370 >>40858842
i think my legs are two different lengths
Anonymous No.40858414
>>40853267
/co/ and /vp/, they're the most critically mentally ill boards besides here
Anonymous No.40858677 >>40858703 >>40858735 >>40860012
>>40855073
tummies?
Anonymous No.40858703 >>40859212
>>40858677
tummies............... what does it smell like. are you warm
Anonymous No.40858735 >>40859212
>>40858677
tummies
Anonymous No.40858842 >>40859415
>>40858370
Never understood Elliot Rodger's deal, as in him becoming an incel. Because honestly, in terms of looks I don't think anyone would consider him unattractive, and I think most would say he leans towards being attractive over average.
>Nice full lips, that are an attractive shape with a cupid bow
>High and masculine cheekbones
>Strong and square jawline
>Strong and shapely eyebrows
>Eyes are almond shape and most importantly set pretty evenly
>Narrow nose bridge and round button tip
Obviously despite this, he couldn't get any chicks, but just looking at his videos he is clearly a social retard, autistic and narcissistic. He couldn't socialise, thats why he could never win against chads. But if he just learnt to mask his autism I'm sure he could've gotten a girl.
Anonymous No.40859002
What is everyones favourite album right now? Mine is Tether by Annahstasia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt_FxQXBvBw
Anonymous No.40859212 >>40859280
>>40858703
like my mint cedar body wash and yes excessively
>>40858735
happy to provide
Anonymous No.40859280
>>40859212
how big around are your thighs? how many squats can you do? i find myself interested in that though i am unsure how it could really be applied sexually. i like your stomach hair.
Anonymous No.40859415 >>40859689 >>40859836
>>40858842
>narcissist
>World of Warcraft player
>sexist
>looks twinky
It's a brutal cycle
Anonymous No.40859509 >>40859524
Is POTS real?
Anonymous No.40859524
>>40859509
no. get more salt, protein, and water.
Anonymous No.40859557
I am forever glad that mtfs are batshit insane and annoying so ftms can go back to being ignored again.
Anonymous No.40859567 >>40861818
>>40858294
Good luck getting the job. I saw the thread you posted about how you were finding it hard getting employment as a tranny. As a fellow Britbonger the job market is so abysmal here so I feel you. I would recommend getting a job at leftie places like Lush or any other woke places that would froth at the mouth to get a diversity hire. Whats the job interview for and are you girlmoding?

You can do it Flux-senpai!
Anonymous No.40859689 >>40860727
>>40859415
>asmongold
>looks twinky
lol wut?
Anonymous No.40859836
>>40859415
This guy is disgusting and lives in squalor he makes me sick
Anonymous No.40859844 >>40859879 >>40860727
It will cost 10 thousand dollars to get my triple Ds removed as no insurance will cover it. Ive never seen that kind of money in my life and i dont except to. My doctor told me not to put my T gel on my chest as there are rumors it can cause breast cancer. Lads, what else causes breast cancer? I am breast cancer maxxing because then they will have no choice but to remove my breasts.
Anonymous No.40859879 >>40859893
>>40859844
>Ive never seen that kind of money in my life
Did you not save up money when living with your parents?
Anonymous No.40859889 >>40860059
Are there any cute ftm guys here?
Anonymous No.40859893 >>40859979
>>40859879
I had no means of income. I lived with my father who is neglectful and abusive. I left before turning 18.
Anonymous No.40859941 >>40859961 >>40860218
Imagine asking someone why they didnt save up 10 thousand dollars as a child for a surgery they need
Anonymous No.40859961 >>40859980
>>40859941
if you're cute you can start onlyfans like every young afab
Anonymous No.40859979
>>40859893
ebeg on tumblr? it seems somewhat lucreative.
Anonymous No.40859980 >>40859999
>>40859961
Im desperate enough to try anything but I do not think im cute enough to succeed on that path. Im fat and I have very saggy breasts from binding my whole life. I also have a visible medical issue down there.
Anonymous No.40859999 >>40860029
>>40859980
well, your fault for being fat.
Anonymous No.40860012
>>40858677
Would smoosh face into that happy trail and kiss that belly button and fall asleep with my head against that belly listening to all the noises that your insides make.
Anonymous No.40860029 >>40860350
>>40859999
I am aware. I chose to be fat because the man I love is a chubby chaser. I made that decision intentionally. I am not concerned about my weight, I just think it might be a hindrance to making money on onlyfans. Im also male fat rather than female curvy fat thanks to testosterone (this is a good thing and not a complaint, as I dont want to be a woman.)
Anonymous No.40860059 >>40861608
>>40859889
would you do her
Anonymous No.40860218 >>40860248
>>40859941
If you make minimum wage and don't have to pay for rent or groceries, you can easily save up 10 grand in a year or two
Anonymous No.40860248 >>40860391
>>40860218
I dont have a job and I have applied to many places in the past two years and I havent recieved a single reply back. My state is ranked extremely high for unemployment. I could apply to a fast food place but I tried that once already and my coworkers were so mean that I dont think I can do it again. They made efforts to humiliate me and get me physically hurt. Ive had two jobs like this and I dont know if ill ever be able to get a job where people dont torment me.
Anonymous No.40860350 >>40860380
>>40860029
why the fuck do you want top surgery if you're unemployed and have a boyfriend. just stay indoors and cope.
Anonymous No.40860380
>>40860350
Are you retarded? I have disphoria. I dont want to be a shut in but I dont want to go outside when everyone is looking at my tits. My breasts are large enough that it makes it difficult to do many physical activities. If you want to be a repper, fine, but dont impose that on me.
Anonymous No.40860391 >>40860426 >>40860931
>>40860248
>i want to transition to male
>being male is being a useless worthless hole to me
Crazy how dumbfucks like you are in here not having any clue about what being a man is lmao. go masturbate to some ""forcemasc"" content and cry about being disabled on bluesky lmfao, you roasties are fucking hilariously retarded.
Anonymous No.40860426
>>40860391
>being male is being a useless worthless hole to me
Where the fuck did i say that
Anonymous No.40860451 >>40860505
The only reason I talk to you retards is because I have no one else. Maybe I really should end it.
Anonymous No.40860491 >>40860505
If you fucking hate me so much then why dont you help me get breast cancer like my original post was about
Anonymous No.40860505 >>40860760
>>40860451
don't do it
>>40860491
i like you so don't get breast cancer on purpose
Anonymous No.40860727 >>40860760
>>40859689
I should have said "effeminate". It's the long luscious flowing hair and his prey eyes.
>>40859844
Where is you're insurance? American?
Anonymous No.40860760 >>40860899
>>40860727
>Where is you're insurance? American?
Yes
>>40860505
I dont know what to do but it does help that you show me kindness
Anonymous No.40860862 >>40861013
Do any of you have friends who are also transmen? How do I meet other transmen?
random femboy No.40860884
>>40845978 (OP)
honestly, if we're talking body type and not personality wise i just prefer twinks, femboys and gals, although that wide birth for preferences is limited by my preferences presonality wise, im mega autistic and don't feel comfortable unmasking around most people
Anonymous No.40860899 >>40860925
>>40860760
You need to get insurance ASAP. Red state?
Anonymous No.40860925 >>40861189
>>40860899
I have insurance they just wont pay for it.
Anonymous No.40860931 >>40861026
>>40860391
Yeah. Like this is another obese worthless woman who want to transition bc she's hideous. Many such cases.
Anonymous No.40861013 >>40861026
>>40860862
No the ones here don't like me... You can find them at concerts and conventions, or gay night at the club.
Anonymous No.40861026 >>40861823
>>40860931
Ive been a man my entire life go fuck yourself
>>40861013
Maybe id like you, but like, not in a gay way. Tell me about yourself?
Anonymous No.40861189
>>40860925
It looks like you need to consider ways to make money at home
Anonymous No.40861278
>>40856985
I like to have a good range of sizes
>>40857096
Nice, cm on the backside it's handy
Anonymous No.40861580 >>40861608
>>40848054
I love mutilated women
Anonymous No.40861608
>>40861580
answer my question coward >>40860059
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40861818
>>40859567
i'm sure you didn't mean to but this whole reply comes off as hilariously patronizing.
thanks though. it's for a position as a clerk in a hospital convenience store. i'd basically be stacking shelves and selling stuff to people who need their last rites reading. i'd be taking home around Β£300 a week though which might not sound like a lot but is insane money to someone like me.
i also applied for a job as an usher at a courthouse and am waiting to hear back about that. so we'll see.
Anonymous No.40861823 >>40861838 >>40861900
>>40861026
Worthless obese afab cannot be a man.

Only slim attractive ftm twinks can be boys.
Anonymous No.40861838
>>40861823
ANSWER ME!!!
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40861900 >>40861913
>>40861823
>the hips
poor guy
Anonymous No.40861913 >>40861960
>>40861900
flux would you have sex with tranny elliot rodger
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40861960 >>40862016
>>40861913
sure. why not.
Anonymous No.40862016 >>40862041
>>40861960
good boy
Flux !!WbykBJIjh1Q No.40862041 >>40862114
>>40862016
Anonymous No.40862114
>>40862041
brilliant laddie