Thread 40917375

The Indian I was with called me a beautiful white guy 0_0 and I said thanks uwu

>3 new gaygens at once
finally let's take over this horrible fucking board.

>>40917400
Where can I find a beautiful white guy before he ruins his looks with poop dick and drugs and crashes out? I like young partner

I've been with lots of different ethnicities once a Chinese guy was holding my balls and he said
>You have great balls

>>40917403
This is thread

>>40917403
let chaos consume all

>>40917417
i rike u bawrs

threads so much better when you filter out the attention whores

I cussed out an Indian guy yesterday and challenged him to fight me again. I hate this smelly little bastard.

>>40917417
chinese guy peeling gd's balls like a century egg.

>>40917428
And I was with a Muslim before but he was very forceful he kept putting his hand behind my head and choking me with his dick :/ kind of rapey

yeah anyway

>>40917445
That's racist tex

>>40917450
god you have no standards

>>40917467
Well I didn't invite him so I didn't even know he would be there until he already had his cock in my mouth

>>40917462
okay fine, white guy peeling gd's balls like a babybel.

Indians are the one race that won't even fight, pakis are literally the same as Indians and I've beaten them up too but at least they'll fight you if they want to talk shit about you. Indians just back out.

>>40917474
huh

>>40917478
hindoos are pussies that worship cow shit and islam is a warrior religion

>>40917488
These were Sikhs i think. They're always talking shit to people. They're punjabis. They run the liquor stores here and I've wants to smash their heads in so many times for how they act.

>>40917484
I didn't invite him my grindr date did and didn't tell me he would be there

Gross grindr messages you get?

When I have grindr before this was messages I got often -

>you like bbc?
>I want to see you take bbc
>would you let a dog mount you?
>daddy/son
>you should be knotted

>>40917163

I can be rude as I want when you ad hom and blame me because you can't communicate a point in text or image.

You are showing me something already framed and dated 2005 but asking what you should add. And then you scrawl a grave next to a white rabbit in a dark forest and tell me this has something to do with a 'summer of love'.

This is what picrel does. They rage at everyone else because of their own cognitive limitations.

I am going back to my first answer. This is some sort of creepypasta prank.

That's so awkward but I figured you have to be nice to people and plus mores the better

>>40917504
bruhhhh
why didnt you leave
you have 0 self worth

>>40917498
what do they do? they’re always obsequious as fuck here which is pretty annoying

shit that didnt happen award

>>40917509
That's messed up. My preference is top so the only gross stuff I get is unsolicited ass and the guy is really fat and gross, or old guys asking me to top them. But one time a nigger messaged me and said he wanted to top me. I wondered why he's looking at tops and then asking to top them
.

>>40917509
I got a guy who wanted to record me getting fucked by a BBC when I was 17 but I said no because I wasn't 18 yet and I was worried the police would arrest me

I hate men with painted nails.

>>40917322 #
youre so adorable very rapeable id love to hear you moan and whimper as your holes get destroyed by a big manly

>>40917535
The guy i wanted to fight always smells like shit, never bathes and makes you have to smell his stench to pay for your things. So yesterday he was training a new guy and keeps saying things to him in Indian and then looking at me and laughing so I know he's talking about me so I told him come outside bitch I've had enough of your mouth. I told him he's a shit talker because he's done this before and yet when he's by himself he acts paranoid and scared like a pussy

>>40917544
Probably because they know what white gays mean by 'top'.

He mogs all of you

>>40917570
yeah i don't do that. i want to use an app where other races don't exist

>>40917544
This happen to me a lot, I put bottom only but many asked me to top. Wtf

>>40917581
true

>>40917581
girl he cant even change a pillow case recessed jaw lookin ahh

He mogs all of you

>>40917593
It's like some guys always want to do the reverse of what you're supposed to do.

what happens to a bottom's body if he boofs his bf's semen?

>>40917644
>boof
?

>>40917644
What this means?

>>40917655
what

>>40917625
I need his contact

>>40917644
anal chimerism

>>40917668
what does that mean

>>40917694
>chimerism
when a man makes love to another man, he empties his balls inside him

>>40917644
boofing must involves drugs retard this would just be a creampie

Gonna drink one more glass of wine then I'm going zzZZzzz
>>40917509
Never gotten much of those. The weirdest ones I got was this one guy that wanted me to wear a dress, and another guy asked me to wear boots so he could coom on them. I lowkey considered making him buy me a new pair of boots but I couldn't be bothered
>>40917644
He gets pregnant??

why don’t we have sexually transmitted drugs

>>40917732
I would make you wear a dress and then rip it off you and rape calling you a sissy the entire time.

i want to cum speedballs

>>40917735
that would be awesome. imagine if i could jizz LSD into ur ass

>>40917749
That's cool I guess!

>>40917625
L + mid + chopped

>>40917723
well, i could be addicted to him. so how about that.

>>40917375 (OP)
Thoughts?

>>40917732
Sleep well

Why did people say 31 Atlas was aliens when it's just a comet they're making me look like an idiot

>>40917778
sexxx

>>40917759
And i would cum inside you while spanking your ass so hard you cried

Do you think any of those Ukrainian vets with no arms was really into fisting before the war? Wonder if stumping has the same appeal

>>40917778
lose weight
or gain muscle

>>40917778
>>40917764

>>40917778
husband body
>>40917782
night!
>>40917783
thats what THEY want you to believe
>>40917785
I wouldn't mind that...

>>40917778
gain weight

>>40917806
why are you so far away? nvm im going to get my Viking row boat and set sail, and invade for your bussy

I nearly posted a thought again.

Phew, close one.

>>40917783
If you had watched your own video to the end...

let then squeakening begin

thoughts?

i'm scared

>>40917824
Do it. This is blog.

>>40917778
Is this slayer

Serious question: why do people who know they are not models still post selfies and expect anything but negative reactions, pity and angry judgments?

How did phones give everyone the idea that they are photogenic? No wonder people have low self esteem. Frankly even some of the actual models...

>>40917852
how come

>>40917783
avi loeb has a history of grifting based off his own assumptions of aliens, hes done this before with other interstellar objects and every single time hes done it he also happens to have a book hes trying to sell, he WAS respectable in the scientific community and has made notable contributions and papers but ever since he hopped on the alien train he has lost a lot of respect and has been clowned on by his peers both privately and publicly, hes joined the ranks of the other quacks like michio kaku, eric weinsten, sabine hossenfelder and brian keating

>>40917867
uhh, idk

>>40917852
I will protect you im a baddie grrr

>>40917875
lol don't forget Karla Kniption

>>40917888
that sounds pretty silly when you read it doesn’t it

>>40917861
No I'm much leaner than him. I also look 25 shirtless because I have almost no chest hair.

>>40917669
1-800-MyBF
>>40917764
no

love niche hobby rabbit holes actually
hate everything else

>>40917973
even me?

ok goodnight zzzzzzzzz

blacked

>>40917980
idk you're like not real but i wish you were

>>40917973
What's your hobby?

>>40917778
Daddy…

>>40917792
>>40917807
>>40917799
oh so what if I am culinarily retard and cant cook for shit and eat a bunch of gymbro protein snacks? You fucking NIGGER

>>40917932
>I also look 25 shirtless
yeah you're also a man, a deep thinker, socially active and have a job

Do you ever get boils, gaygen?

Good evening cisters

>>40918014
gay sex with nonbinary fathers

>>40918039
I think once but it didn't break open, it healed pretty quickly, might have just been a pimple

Nothing tastes as good as being grossly overfull feels

>>40918043
Hi!

>>40918032
I have a good credit score too. Add that to my file mom.

>>40918039
yeah got this small one on my hand rn

>>40918061
well yeah they are just pimples
the ones on leg/butt/groin/back are annoying because they are usually very hard to break open without lancing them (I don't do that) - sometimes you can get them open but only after 2-3 days of antibiotics but once they are open they always go away

>>40918073
league players say this is just built in wrist support

>>40918088
I just put tea tree oil on everything

>>40918030
Are you a top or a bottom?

what did they use back in the olden days for lube

why do notorious hacking groups keep banning bottoms

>>40917949
Bruh he looks like larry imma need a mask for him frfrrr

>>40918100
muciprocin works a lot better
its just annoying that it takes 2-3 days to work and it can come back if you don't stay on it till its mostly gone

>>40917932
Idk you look fatter than him but still hot

2 classes and the business simulation to go and I'm done with my 2nd Bachelors! Should be done by the end of the month, I think.

I;m thinking bout thos teens

>>40918158
That time someone said they found a fat roll it was biboomer and it's not a fat roll it's the belt I was wearing with those pants.

>>40918122
intestinal worm infestations used to create a self lubricating hole
>>40918171
retard cant even ahegao properly

>>40917925
Is this real

>>40918171
why did you post this haggard old crone ?

>>40918113
aggressive rough top who will wrestlefuck

>>40918216
East euro boys mog everything. There's no competition, they win every award. Larry even confirmed that these guys are very plentiful in that region, and they don't even use drugs or get fat.

it's funny how gays over 35 always think they look like they're in their twenties

Thoughts honestly

>>40918233
He's 9/10 sexo. You should see the rest of his pics, he's got a girl butt and girl legs without even being on estrogen. It's so frustrating.

>>40917848
Squeaky

>>40918237
>>40918171
Crones is right eastern europeens always have that swamp witch look

gay couples breaking the stereotype by being poor and ugly

>>40918237
bitch i know i live there and yet you choose the most chopped mid looking bitches lmaooo

>>40918140
His face is beautiful

>>40918298
You're 23 and look like burt rainolds
>>40918302
He was so hot and showed everything, guy was really nice and just wanted to please men. Not like you guys in here, mean catty venom people

>>40918321
why do all feds look like this

>>40918289
cute peenits

>>40918253
BLACK GUYS big black GUYS guys as BLACK as night with BIG BLACK ABDOMENS

>>40918341
Thanks. I wish it was bigger

>>40917861
Huh?
>>40917932
I heard I'm in the middle ground between bear and otter
>chubby not fat
>strong not toned
im a lumberjack and sometimes I eat fast food goyslop cus there no good stuff near me

>>40918373
ywah you are in between

>>40918373
I didn't know tops cut themselves too

Fucking pathetic lunatic.
>whats he look like?
>whats he sound like?
>he said everything on every board that ever made me mad
>he has six different identities and keeps a file on me
Now I know why celebrities hire personal security. I should search 'vocaroo' on the archives and save the results as a bookmark on my desktop named "In case I am murdered".

>>40918373
you are what most guys prefer as a boyfriend, very mid
not ugly enough to be single, not hot enough to cheat

>>40918373
You should get Hawaiian bbq. I had it 2 weeks ago and I keep thinking about it it's so good but really filling. Most fast food doesn't tempt me much because i can cool better stuff at home.

>>40918235
Hot

>>40918399
you should know your file is called flop

>>40918399
You're a pissy sissy piss baby.
>Now I know why celebrities hire personal security.
No, actually you don't.

>>40918333
he’s not a fed

I'm a vewy pissy baby I need my diapey changed

>>40918373
>otter
otters are hairy twinks youre just some strongfat dadbod guy babes you could never be a otter even if you was skinny

>>40918438
he thought the owl on his shirt was a symbol lol

>>40918457
broooo im eating

>>40918457
I would have pissed in your butt when you were a lean teen twink thot bot sex demon

what am i if im in between twink and otter

>>40918438
literally only a fed would say that

>>40918487
twitter

>>40918487
a twot

>>40918476
>>40917925

>>40918511
Ya that's why you look like burt rainolds now lol

>>40918395
Not a cutter I just box and have whoopsies at work
>>40918406
Its mostly burgers I get with the occasional spic food, not my first choice desu
I buy hella protein bars

>>40918373
>wide hips
>fat tits
scientifically a woman and therefore only tops would find this attractive

>>40918523
>I eat burgers and box

>>40918487
Twunk
>>40918458
Idk if 82kg is dadbod and
>>40918538
I don't have tits its pecs, you cunt

Hi jackie
Bye jackie

>>40918550
tits boobs pecs jugs whatever you ladies prefer all the same

did any of you grow up in a trailer park? what was that like?

>>40918523
>>40918550
woah so masc im boivulating (,,>﹏<,,)

if a trailer park dies and it was a good park that believed in christ then it gets to go to florida

What colours is my eyes

I don't look like Burt Reynolds btw

i miss his cock.

My grandmother buys a new house every couple of years out of boredom since my grandfather died. She buys a new Buick or Cadillac every year.

>>40918687
lol you look like Steve McQueen. Underneath your radar screen.

>>40918670
epstein blue

a bottoms power comes from his silence

>>40918747
Post hole pic from 6ish years ago

need a big strong man pumping into me from behind so bad. my hole yearns for male domination.

>>40918775
No

why do holes never yearn for better days

>>40918795
ur hair looks ginger in da sun :o

>>40918794
me too, it's tough being a bottom
I wish there were good gay dating apps

>>40918824
It has red undertones it was ginger when I was a toddler and then it darkened to brown

>>40918849
me @ left

X3 I'm like a humanoid orangutan

>>40918824
Most of the time my hairs looks brown though like this

I just want to enjoy gg........

So maybe it doesn't have red undertones I think the sun just makes most black and brown hair look red

not playing hellriders 2 commie scum

This is what I look like in the dark I'm in the dark most of the time because I live in my room and I don't come out except to eat and pee and poo and then sometimes to visit friends and family but very occasionally because I have schizophrenia

>>40918912
Post feet please

gosh I need a top to brutalize me and make my cry for him and let me snuggle with him sometimes if he likes
tops are too domesticated these days

>>40918962
What city are you in

>>40918794
>>40918827
im >>40917778 and id only fuck other strong dudes

we do need more gay schizophrenia representation

>Without a soul my spirits leading somewhere cold until you find it there and bring it back home

Would you guys become androids if it was possible to become like humanoid robots I think that would be so cool I hope in the future they can make robotic humans and put our personality or model them after us or maybe just to clone us would be cool

>>40918435
Get it through your head. Calling everyone a sissy who can tell you're a jizz junkie makes you no less transparent. You do not hide your insecurities well. It shows in every contradiction.

Should I pull up the voc from yesterday where your voice is actually breaking because the troon shiza didn't (You) you in another thread? Or are we pretending you weren't bawling your hurt feelings about that too? The same way you bawl over Paige, or Rexie loling at your v-v-voice? Or any of the other troons you feel such a kinship with that you self report always being in their threads?

Whats your larp tonight? Going to voc all night about how you managed to fool some ghetto "freshie" with your larp? Or are we just sticking to the 'mighty fighter' routine where you are such a great boxer that you have to carry a goddam stick just to go out scrounging for cigarette butts in between following kids and "hiking" in the middle of the night?

I'm all ears. Whats the show tonight?

Or you can just run away as usual when you know when you've been clocked.

I would fuck a saar

If they could make us artificial intelligence and then download us onto a body without the limitations of flesh it would be like so much better for everyone

>>40918992
cool nobody cares

>>40919014
don't feed it

>>40919000
>flails his limp wrists at his keyboard another blogpost of impotent rage
out of oxy sissy? you're a literal queen talking about posting old vocaroos no one cares anything about lol you are a bottom

>>40918980
what if i wrestled you into submission and fucked you after?

>>40919014
Kitty

Would you be my bf?

>>40919017
https://youtu.be/3n7eNFj_9Vk

>>40919046
I would totally love that, getting overpowered physically is a wonderful feeling

>>40919023
It's true gymbros usually like others fit guys. Maybe if you're built like griffith as a muscular femboy.

>>40919093
I'm not muscular, even when I exercise I just go straight into anorexia compulsive exercise and end up looking like a skeleton
plus I normally do cycling or martial arts, not anything that's super muscle building like lifting or whatever hot guys do. chopping wood or something idk

it's almost that time of year again
bottoms celebrating 9/11

>>40919116
Post pic

>>40919057
>pets you
>>40919028
I'm grumpy so don't care right now. Good night Delta

>>40919130
gn

no one really understands the struggles bottoms go through, tops have it easy in comparison. if i have a lot of sex, then my body will literally change shape even further. imagine, getting filled so frequently that your bf leaves a permanent imprint of his dick inside you. and whenever he's not filling your ass, it feels like there's something missing, like a dull, phantom itch that resides 6 inches deep. being a bottom is like being a slave to cock, i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy to be honest desu

there we go

>>40919014
WHORE CHEAP WHORE
>>40918967
PIMP

>>40919014
tinea pedis aka dirty foot

tops hate you if you don't put on a horse mask or indulge in their incest fantasies

To be a man you must have honor and a penis.

>>40919226
horse mask?

>>40919182
I keep seeing this man every time I look in the mirror and its scaring me

>>40919240
what if he comes out of the mirror and shoves you into it and takes over your life?

>>40919226
i like none of that but i wanna wrestle a cute twink, shove my ass in his face while he's pinned and fuck him to celebrate my victory

>>40919087
Good

>>40919250
Can that really happen oh my gosh now I'm scared to go in my bathroom >.<

>>40919265
that’s good because they can’t push you into the mirror if you haven’t gone to the bathroom lately

Sex?

>>40919283
is for horses

>>40919169
what shocked me was how fast my iq dropped when i started using his cum as an enema
nobody warns you about it

Would you still love me if I remain as fat as I currently am?

>>40919283
maybe yes maybe no maybe sex idk

omfg this dude is so fucking hot

>>40919312
yeah if i dont like something i say something that cant be misinterpreted

when he said he was a switch he didn't mean like sexual position or like he turned a new leaf. a switch is what you deliver discipline with. like a riding crop or a wooden spoon. being the switch in this context means he's the mechanism for righting the wrongs of the world.

>>40919312
no but if you were a worm yes

>>40919341
that’s dumb i would shoot him

>>40919000
ts is such meth behavior alexa play obsessed by mariah carey

need switch bf, a top who ain't afraid to take it

need switch 2 bf

need 2 switch bf

>>40918992
fat* fucking other fat* doods ftfy

>>40919044
>limp wrist!
>sissy!
>bottom!

There you go again.
>old vocaroos no one cares anything about
>literally 18 hours ago

Good. Then you wont mind another edition for everyone to hear for themselves, Cindy Lou.

https://vocaroo.com/1bBDcXlSeRCO
>>40911225

This, this is why its so funny when you call other people sissies.

My 23 and me came back

>>40919333
What do you mean by this?

>>40919342
What if I had a big fat worm just for you?

switch 2 needs games

need switch 2 for bf

>>40919403
>0.8% Southern European
Nigger

If you can't do this you aren't a bottom and you should have to wear a fake mustache to hide your shame

I thought I was french turns out no I'm italian

>>40919401
Sissy

I have trace amounts of Italian inside me I wonder if it was rape

sissy spacek

you sure you don't have a little filipino inside you?

>>40919129
no just imagine a skinnyfat early 30s twink

>>40919252
butt in face is gross though, rimming isn't sexy at all

>>40919429
my dad wouldn't let me do ballet. he said tommy hilfiger was for fags.

are british men allowed to exist anymore

>>40919458
lol

>>40919461
no queer starmer made them illegal last week

>>40919461
no death to all of them brownoids and polacks cant replace them soon enough

>>40919458
i'll have you know! his name is gabriel and 5" is average, not little.

fucking size queens.

>>40919429
I wanna wrassle him

>>40919459
You're a tranny paige.
>>40919460
Your dad was the real bottom all along

>>40919473
>>40919475
thats sad ever since the queen died all ive been able to do is jerk off to british men

>>40919209
Notice the pattern.

>>40871656

The same one used when things didn't go so well for my stalker when he was interrogating skunk, literally asking for a description of my dick. And methy is the only one who fantasizes about me being a troon and calls me that.

Know your stalkers. Especially degenerate middle aged vagabond ones.

>>40919476
are you in the itty bitty pipi comittee

>>40919462
do you want to?

>>40919444
Was that his p-p-p-pet name for you before he picrel'd?

>>40919483
projection

>>40919497
AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN PIMP!!

>>40919526
https://youtu.be/ZdB8VRzhvkw

>>40919537
oh thats definitely 'top' coded...

Do I really look more British or more italian

>>40919557
God you are fat

>>40919557
italian
its the autism look no offen

It says Sardinian for southern European so maybe that's why I eat sardines

>>40919552
Cant. Eating dinner, binge watching Sunny and watching methy cope while he watches his evening larp implode yet again. I got my hands full atm

>>40919557
you look saur geurch with the beard you should keep it

>>40919596
how big is your penis

I'm a minority group

Mr pancakes is a LIAR know that he always LIES

Kill the king. The king is dead. I am the king.

did you pee today

>>40919673
I pissed like a racehorse multiple times and I piss loud

>>40919673
i pissed in the sink this morning while brushing my teeth, save so much water these days just by pissing and shitting in the sink #savewater #savetheworld

>>40919673
my kidneys are failing

would you let your bf empty his entire bladder inside your ass?

The second and third episode of this seasons Sunny is way, way, WAY better than the first episode. The first one was just horrible. These last two feel like the classics. (up to season 12)

>>40919557
google gemini thinks you would look like this if you were from india

>>40919750
That's what he gets when he forgets to put the toilet seat down.

>>40919767
Saar that is a paki not an indian

Need a harem of twinks to pick the flesh out between my teeth and nibble through the calluses on my feet

>>40919874
pakis are better than indians

He's a paki because he pakis the fudge into buttholes I can tell by his eyes

>>40919497
https://voca.ro/162zUD0DLK4I

>>40919888
Omg it's slayer what do you think about my 23 and me would you breed me

im in love with slayer <3

im .1% african. do i get the n word pass?

>>40919908
Get in line bitch

>>40919908
https://voca.ro/1b59P9WGKxdL

>>40919921
sure

>>40919921
we're all african

>>40919900
https://voca.ro/1fv0BriCKqOR

There's a boy I know he's the one I dream of
Looks into my eyes takes me to the clouds above
Oh tell me how will I know?
It's just a feeling how will I know? How will I know?
How will I know?

we all want slayer to breed us <3

>>40917379
>>40917379
>>40917379
recycle

bf dumped me for not believing in his new discovery that ai helped him with

no respect for fatties

>>40919938
https://voca.ro/1oRglR3pCSCW

>>40920332
that's not pregnant

>>40920333
whatever I support his mulatto baby

i actually browsed the catalog and it's nothing but trans threads. that's wild

>>40920332
Oof You know I was outchea staining those grey boxer briefs so daddy had to buy me a new pear. UmU

>>40920358
>>40920358
>>40920358

>>40920343
Every single thread on this board is the same. “Waaahhhh I’m an ugly lonely tranny and I’m gonna kill myself waaaah.” Just endless attention whoring. I’ve been depressed my whole life and I’ve never made a “vent post” before, it’s just so lame.

>>40920332
Thank you can you do a picture with AI of me and my cat Mr pancakes and we're kissing

>>40919518
Lol hahaha I remember the Filipino Rizzler that blew up in Youtube with that line.

https://youtube.com/shorts/b6UP_qvbwos?si=d0zr69vHOWXBd9iL

>>40917563
why?

>>40917949
love a guy with such a tight and slutty waist

>>40919557
British or Northern Italian (leaning Germanic)