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Anonymous No.40927187 >>40927620
the talk
My evangelical grandma just asked me if I have tranny thoughts and went on a whole tangent about God and such (you all know what I mean). Assuming I have about 6 more months until it gets too hard to hide my tits and i have to defend myself for real, how should I handle myself theologically to ensure that I don't get kicked out of my house or interrogated for where I hide my estrogen?
Anonymous No.40927211 >>40927228 >>40927291 >>40927443
deny, deny, deny
you do not take estrogen you are not a tranny and you do not have tits it is gynecomastia because of the onions in your diet
Anonymous No.40927228 >>40927620
>>40927211
lmfao i forgot about the filter i've never had that happen to me before
Anonymous No.40927245 >>40927299 >>40927311 >>40927443 >>40927648
You have to match her freak. Tell her God is making you to transition to become his bride.
Anonymous No.40927291 >>40927443
>>40927211
yes, then use the opportunity to ask for money for a gym membership and use that to buy clothes.
Anonymous No.40927299
>>40927245
Real. The triple goddess made me start hrt so I could become closer to the feminine monomyth.
Anonymous No.40927311
>>40927245
Schreber is such a queen. When I die I'll become a homunculus in her head
Anonymous No.40927443 >>40927617
>>40927211
This is what I've been doing, but I can't keep this up if my boobs pass a certain point
>>40927245
This is kinda the route I want to go down but I'm not very well versed in religion. Should I just start with the Bible?
>>40927291
Based and true
Anonymous No.40927617
>>40927443
>I can't keep this up if my boobs pass a certain point
yes you can.
Anonymous No.40927620
>>40927187 (OP)
Jesus said eunuchs are okay I think
>>40927228
Anonymous No.40927648
>>40927245
indescribably based