Thread 40935240

peev. >>40930709
qott. Do you consider your lifestyle hedonistic?

Feet

>>40935240 (OP)
I am ascetic sis.

>>40935261
Oh sorry to hear that. Get well soon

>>40935240 (OP)
>qott. Do you consider your lifestyle hedonistic?
rn I'm too busy with work rn. But I try to be whenever I can :)
>>40935239
lol. I recently got mine cuz I couldn't reliably emulate smash bros and switch 2 releasing made it cheaper

>>40935245
Can i have your switch then

Bach did anal? Always considered him a ladies man. Way more than that other fag

>>40935205 prev thread
Being gay and fat. Opens a lot of doors

What does it mean to be hedonistic? To pursue desire above all else, and forsake any higher cause. But why do we follow higher causes? We do it because to live a nihilistic, empty life is un-pleasurable and hollow. Every action we take, when you strip human psychology down to its most basic components, is motivated by desire. I choose to live without abstractions because it is impossible to live a life unmotivated by pleasure or desire. The fulfillment of my desires is the highest good. Very often, I desire to help others and be productive, so my lifestyle is fairly standard .

Giorgio Armani died
>him on the right with his partner

>>40935240 (OP)
in an epicurean sense yeah

>>40935306
Tldr: real, selfless altruism is impossible

>>40935306
Or in other words "yes"

>>40935308
some older men's faces just look like skinwrapped skulls... it's really uncanny

thoughts about Marcion? he created the first Bible but jews got mad and destroyed it

>>40935308
:(

>>40935240 (OP)
Sometimes. My work can be pretty uneven. When it gets really slow, I fill the time with weightlifting, sex, video games, good food, and weed. It certainly feels hedonistic.

>>40935308
random meatbag drops dead
who gives a shit
>>40935306
very cool very cool
>>40935335
tldr dont care
do you know about xgboost our lord and savirou?

>>40935361
You sound like me, although I don’t smoke weed. Makes me feel tired.

The greatest pleasure in life is strength.

>>40935273
Yeah it has games on it and everything. Come get it

>>40935330
>some older men's faces just look like skinwrapped skulls... it's really uncanny
he always looked like that

>>40935323
>real, selfless altruism is impossible
While this may be true. You can circumvent this by saying that all good deeds belong to the Lord Our God sis. All goodness and altruism is not from you but from Christ.

>>40935369
send me to me pls rachel

>>40935308
Damn. He's one of the better designers out there, especially for menswear.

I wish it were easier to find tops who are seriously into bdsm stuff and not just weak sauce "oh you should teach me how to tie you up"

>>40935384
shut up Christ tard nobody wants to hear your semitic ramblings

>>40935384
I’m not saying that that human beings aren’t capable of doing good things, I’m just saying that all human action has a selfish, hedonistic component to it. Even when a soldier throws himself on top of a grenade, he is doing it because he has the *desire* to die for his country. It is *his* want.

>>40935403
How about I tie you up on a crucifix sis?

>>40935403
Are there not a lot?

>>40935391
Why are you calling me rachel

>>40935384
Why do you use the LORDS name in vain....I hope you ask God to forgive you, do you know how serious of a sin that is??? A 100% more serious sin then this old man freshieanon busting a nut in some teenie. John3:16-17....Jesus saves

>>40935403
paige...

>>40935403
tf up page

>>40935433
not in my experience, I want a guy who's like into it enough to already have rope and handcuffs and gags and things to hit me with. not bc I don't have those things, I do, but bc I want a guy that into it and who wants to degrade me and hurt me and treat me like a pet or something idk I just love very dominant men and they tend to be pretty rare

>>40935421
I think I've done that with a straight Andrews cross

>>40935433
No, very few, but the ones who are sexually confident ly rough are psychopaths in my experience

>>40935405
That's a transcendent state where the pleasure principle and the death drive are in union. The pleasure of dying for people you love. It is selfish yes.
But personally I believe humans are incapable of being good. It's easier to see them all as selfish and at worst evil.

donatellaVERSACE :purple heart:

>>40935403
I'm into bdsm - beating dumb stupid males

>>40935240 (OP)
a little, i do live it almost solely for pleasure but i haven’t gotten up to anything wild in a long time now

Off through the new day's mist I run
Out from the new day's mist I have come
I hunt, therefore I am
Harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb
Off through the new day's mist I run
Out from the new day's mist I have come
We shift, pulsing with the Earth
Company we keep, roaming the land while you sleep
Shape shift
Nose to the wind
Shape shift
Feeling I've been
Move swift
All senses clean
Earth's gift
Back to the meaning of life

>>40935498
comfy

>£90 for a t-shirt
o_o

>>40935475
>good
no such thing, pleb

>>40935472
I have most of those things. I also have a nice leather dog collar, but it's apparently too small for a person (looks bigger than it is, I guess). I'd figure there'd be a lot of people into bdsm, dom/sub, etc. There's a lot of porn of it after all.

>>40935473
Can't you spot the psychos pretty quick?

>>40935527
Delta would you be my friend?
>>40935547
No, my sex drive makes me blind sometimes. A guy i was fwb with was rough and friendly enough but cut me off and he get caught with woman tie up in his trunk

>>40935527
That's there to make money off of dimwitted poors. People with money don't buy logo spam slop.

>>40935547
idk I don't look at porn, I just know that guys on grindr tend to be pretty lame about that stuff. very much a "yeah I'd love to try it attitude" rather than " I have done this a lot" attitude. I want a guy who can keep up I guess

>>40935475
that kind of makes them sexier too though

I want to do a re-enactment of Saint Sebastian's execution. Tie a guy up to a tree then I throw darts at him to symbolize the arrows piercing his naked body. Or puncture him with 100 acupuncture needles to experience the pain of piercing arrows.

>>40935567
Oh, well that's... Unique. Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

Im into bdsm Bible Discussion and Study Meetings

I'm making pizza.

unironically I would love it if a guy would tie me up and throw me in his trunk and pretend to kidnap me and take me to a lonely spot where he could mock rape me

>>40935583
Do you
G3l899twoukd you be friends with me irl?

Thoughts on eighteenies with this build?

>>40935547
I think most gay guys are open to the idea of bdsm, but they never go in-depth with it like buying ropes and gear for it. If you own all the toys and stuff then they're welcome to try it, but they're not actively looking into it themselves.

>>40935567
You're too fat to rape. Stop with the fake stories already.

>>40935567
sure

>>40935568
absurd prices even still

what do you do when you just don't have a strong will or desire or motivation?

>>40935606
Never think of this before......that is hot but probably i get carsick lol

>>40935627
amphetamine

Do you know any J-Pop dance routines?
https://thisvid.com/videos/sweet-magic-amime-dickgirl-music-video/

>>40935618
Haaaaate those tumor lookin ahh thighs

>>40935603
too much cheez, not enough spicey

>>40935622
I been raped multiple times, pre and during chubby years. Splain dat

>>40935574
You might have better luck on scruff. The people quality on grindr is pretty subpar and there's an excessive amount of tq+.

I was really into bdsm when I was younger and even tried tying myself up but lowkey all I fantasize about now is good ol vanilla sex
>>40935567
you tell too many weird stories Jäger
>>40935484
Don't be mean. She's given the world alot
>>40935578
shut up Yukio
>>40935593
what the fuck is this

why does that dumb poem by niemoller get used so often, "the hangman" by maurice ogden is more applicable

>>40935618
they are okay

>>40935653
skill issue

>>40935665
Never told a fake one though.

>>40935619
It's a tranny fetish.

>>40935678
nope

>>40935653
You told me all your stories are made up and you're a virgin still.

>>40935644
now rate their butts

>>40935664
I'm a fem bottom though, scruff sounds like it's for masc guys

>>40935665
tfw been tying myself up since I was like 11
which means I have 20 years of experience, which is more than most ppl my age. maybe that's why I've had better luck with guys 20+ years older than me

>>40935639
I need a guy who loves to do j-pop/k-pop dances, then I ask him to do it again while nude.

>>40935686
Heeheeheee
I lie about myself sometimes but my stories are true

>>40935619
I suppose that's true. I've had a few 'browsers' try some stuff but it wasn't enjoyable because they seemed to only be comfortable with the lightest-touch bdsm imaginable.

what reason, for what purpose do i feel this way. i don't even know him.

>>40935691
Not exclusively. I'd say it's for masc guys and chasers.

>>40935682
Yeah it is. Trannies want to be tied up and raped and choked and all that.

Lovin in the hot afternoon

>>40935728
Nyet
I believe this fetish comes from self hatred.
>>40935732
I want to be fucked in the cold.

>>40935732
i am going to find out where you live drive up and slap the pisss out of you tired of seeing these inane dogshit posts

according to you lot every fetish that isnt huffing feet or armpit stank is a tranny fetish

>>40935754
dude you can’t pay attention to it these dumb niggers think everything a tranny might do is a tranny specific activity

>>40935752
A lot of women are into it too, so the tranny thing is in line with what women want. It's the #1 kink for cis women, to be CNC'd

>>40935707
If you want it to be a regular thing in a relationship, you have to work small and work your way up. Can't jump into the heavy duty gear first or it'll scare the normie gays.

>>40935776
But not specific to women/trannies

>>40935801
I mean yeah it is, most men are straight and don't want to be tied up and cnc'd

my fetish is being turned gay by a cute guy >.<
and then dying in his arms

most men are straight, so gya men don’t exist only trannies and women is the sort of logic you can expect from the dumbass niggers of gaygen

>>40935691
>maybe that's why I've had better luck with guys 20+ years older than me
Older guys are always better sis
>>40935653
>finnish conscript
Wish I had a Finnish bf but they're all autistic and homophobic
>>40935811
I think I've watched yaoi anime where this happens

>>40935811
I was like woah luv that caught me off guard

>>40935829
What's up?

>>40935240 (OP)
In my bougie boomer way maybe. For example, this morning I went to the deli just for strawberry cake and coffee, came home with more as always, spent most of the morning putzing around online watching me gold market, got mad trying to plan a trip to Iceland, napped, and now I am off for some bougie KFC.

When I get back I will fun post here for a bit while eating, check me gold again, rot on some youtubes and news podcasts, yell at them, snoop in here again, then its probably off to the whirlpool after a movie.

Its pretty much my daily routine and those are more or less daily goals, and I don't even get to all of them every day, mostly due to all the napping. Even now, as always, I am in my bathrobe on my lazy-boy recliner atop a bunch of pillows and might break out the hookah later. I like my cherry-orange muassel.

So I guess its a little sybaritic. Not as hedonist as I have been or could be I guess.

g2g take care gaygen

Mmmm

>>40935835
Nothing much just eating slop, drinking wine and watching some old movie
>>40935836
bai bai!

>>40935781
Personally, I don't jump straight into dom stuff. I like to get to know the person and get comfortable with them. What I meant was that they wanted to try it, but clearly they weren't really into it. Like, even simple restraints were evidently too much--same with chastity where some people say they really love the idea, then they're in it, and after literally 2 minutes they're demanding to get out.

>>40935854
That looks shit lol

>>40935870
You sound like a good domtop bro

When slayer and biboomer start fighting I picture them as eminem and mariah in their beef era circa 2009

>>40935752
I like it in the cold because it feels like your dick is super hot.
>>40935753
Do it.
>>40935873
It's amazing.

We are looking to move to Michigan, navada, or Idaho

>>40935728
So does everyone else
>>40935687
7/10 i guess i prefer grown men

>>40935890
shhhh don't remind him of his obsession with me

>>40935882
I'd like to think so. I've been told by a sub I've known for a long time, but never met, that I have a really hot mind. Granted, he's also very kinky.

>>40935754
ACKSHULLYYYY a fetish is something you NEED to cum what yall are talking about are kinks

My fetish is fucking a dude and making him make a phone call to someone while he gets fucked. Like ordering food from a menu or calling his mom to tell her he'll be home late.

>>40935240 (OP)

>tfw I will never have a rich daddy and secretly take a pottery class and present him with a kylix which depicts moments in our relationship but nothing too ribald, have to make the thing in a class setting after all, and he genuinely likes it and then we actaully use it and pass it around the room with a wine/water mixture when some of his friends come to visit for the weekend

>>40935952
I want to hang out. Do you like Russian retards he can't speak english?

>>40935964
oh ok

pls be my wine cupbearer boyfriend

I just love it when people want me to cum in them.

>>40935964
HOT

>>40935980
If you can't speak English, wouldn't that make it hard to communicate?

Is timur a russian refugee did he flee to not get drafted

We can share our endorphins

>>40936033
why bother devoting brainpower to trying to untangle the lies of a fat kid when you can just ignore him

>>40936020
He can speak English and understand it. I understood everything he said on vocaroo

>>40936020
We manage.
>>40936033
No actually I wanted to go to the war.
>>40936048
Not fat, faggot.

I could lift Jäger

>>40936059
>>40936060
Ah, fair enough.

>>40936060
fat smelly molested by dogs incest baby

>>40936060
Which side are you rooting for now?

Oh, holy shit. Apparently I'm going to get a real fat dividend tomorrow from ULTY. I'm guessing a decent chunk of it is return of capital, though.

>>40936099
38 cents? Lol what. Is that per dollar invested?

>>40936115
per paper

>>40936059
Thank you
>>40936081
Not fat.
>>40936091
Didn't change

>>40936134
your stretch marks make you look like the victim of a tiger attack

>>40936158
Post them

>>40936132
So per share. You'd have to be holding a lot of shares for that to matter.

Would you like some scalding tea gaygen? I have some life updates I’ve been withholding but the mango margarita is making me want to confess.

>>40936188
I have a bunch. The fund strategy similar to one I used to use a lot.

>>40936213
Dan pls don't tease us

>>40936219
My ex from 6 years ago finally worked up the nerve to talk to me at the bar and I’m having an affair. My boyfriend almost fucked it up so many times I don’t even feel guilty. We went to my bar Tuesday night and I sang four karaoke numbers, thrashed him at pool, and then we slow danced alone on the dancefloor to Tina Arena - Heaven Help my Heart at 1:50am.

He’s a dorky Mexican bear that likes trading card games and went to culinary school and loves baking. It’s looking grim for difficult boyfriend.

>>40936255
>I’m having an affair
omg daan! So? What now?

The karaoke songs were.. Depeche Mode - Policy of Truth, Sade - Kiss of Life, ABBA - The Winner Takes it All, and Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes. The audience was mostly immersed for Ocean Eyes I ate that shit up.

>>40936255
You have narcissistic personality disorder

>>40936255
>we slow danced alone on the dancefloor to Tina Arena - Heaven Help my Heart at 1:50am

i would have to be fucking stoned out of my fucking mind to tolerate this much fakeness............................

do you avert your eyes when you walk past mirrors?

>>40936302
I don’t know I’m trying to navigate it healthily. I don’t want to abandon someone for someone else, the bad karma. It’s really boyfriend’s last straw but we’ve been back together about a week and slowed down. I guess I’m waiting for him to fuck up and test me again and I have someone waiting in the wings. Or if ex Juan keeps blowing me away I’ll have no choice but to break his heart.

lol

>>40936317
Actually I’m extremely selfless.

>>40936324
It was a great moment and he loved it.

listen: there's nothing wrong with getting a little turned up

>>40935240 (OP)
Moderately so. I'm drunk enough to post here, but sober enough to know why Edith Farnsworth got bitchy with Mies.

DELTOOOOOOOOID

>actually I'm selfless
Lmao

>>40936366
>me in the hat with my /beard/ on

like i get that google is bad, but using chatgpt for searches seems even more retarded

>>40936393
I am at my best in the company of others. I am giving. I fixed my relationship, not him, even though it was his fault.

>>40936366
no one would hate gays if this is what they were like

>>40936393
Get her jäge

>>40936414
you're at your best on your knees in service.
got a mouth on you, don't ya?

>>40936414
No modesty contradicts you

>>40936366
I literally fantasize about this and getting hugged from behind by a husband while im cooking every day

>>40936451
My bf always grab my ass and cock when I cooking or wash dishes
If I talking bad he turns me and shuts up me with a deep kiss

>>40936411
And yet the first result of Google searches is usually now AI generated,

>>40936436
This too

>>40936439
Just because I’m confident and know how to have a great time doesn’t mean I’m not modest.

the funniest broken english language larp of timur/jager is when he writes 2th instead of 2nd lol. I see right through your vagina, boy. you aint not foolin noone for none nothin

>>40936439
You like to be beaten and drink piss. Lets not judge others too hard.
>>40936364
https://youtu.be/tQN6hgS-hL0?si=KDqwsYZJdqrNjjgS

>>40936477
i wouldn't know cause i have that shit disabled as god intended

>>40936484
>have a great time
Doesn't even part of the issue man
A confident man does not have to say he confident.
>>40936492
I not deny this though. Arrogance sucks, confidence is good
>>40936491
Sshhhhh

>>40936357
>he loved it.
i meant you, since its a fake meaningless performative moment for u...

>>40936375
post hole

>>40936495
Yeah I bet.

>>40936477
dude... please...
wtf is this...
focus...
shot from behind the flower...
framing...
from 21?...
STOP

>>40936561
can you stop flower posting? it seriously throws me off cause i assume its thorny. be original, fag

>>40936576
how fucking dare u
i would have deleted that shot in an instant!
no, fuck, i never would have shot such an abortion

also are you autistic kek?

>>40936536
>Sshhhhh
nyet ; )

>>40936558
I would if it were a nice looking one.

>>40936586
flower posting is... flower posting. it's a stealth pov. im not autistic. i just get infuriated when theres no order and balance around me

nobody else posts graffiti so my gimmick is safe

>>40936587
Stop looking int my vagina .

I’m like 98% straight and 2% gay. But those numbers would be reversed if I had a femme superchub fuckbuddy.

>>40936631
You're literally a tranny my guy

>>40936631
daww

>>40936612
ты фaльшивый пeдик

>>40936660
Yes everyone knows, say something new

>>40936656
do you have a st. george flag raised in your home, delta?

>>40936713
no. dont wanna entertain your larp anymore even if i wish timur/jäger were actually real

Literally no such thing as a top with aids...

>>40936732
It's gone on too long. A short larp is fine but trying to be a part of a gathering place as your larp character is cringe.

>>40936722
I saw one on a lamppost at the end of the street
I don't get what it's about

>>40936743
>they're all dead

>>40936756
>I don't get what it's about
do you not keep up with any news in your country, deltooi? people are getting criminally charged for waving or flying england's flag because muh right-wing fascists

>>40936732
>>40936749
I promise I not that important or interesting regardless what you guys want to believe

>>40936743
the explain slayer or dan or clappingdaddycheeks or skunk

>>40936791
>do you not keep up with any news in your country, delto
LMAO

i just don't like unreal enngine 5, it looks dosgshit and it rans dogshit

>>40936791
>>40936805
I assumed it was racist bs
the world is just a broken record

>>40936799
Yeah sure how about >>40936743

u ready to bugout gigi?

>>40936799
All bottom

>>40936863
trannycore game

>>40936870
I stick the index in your pussy and pinky finger in your butt Jager

>>40936876
...its not a game
its a doll simulator

hitler: the boy who dreamed of stars

>>40936863
is that your fucking fursona?

>>40936863
ya boy~

>>40936891
Why?

>>40936810
My problem is that they implement features that's barely finished and stop supporting older stuff. Like they removed tessellation for nanite dogshit
>>40936863
What game is that. Cute artstyle

you got mad eyes like a deranged seagull studying a clam

horny but I don't wanna shower again

I just want gg to like me. If im American am I likeable ?

>>40936984
>tessellation
doesnt it require driver and hardware support to be useful

its not a game
https://innawoods.net/

they want £900 for this...

i squeaked

Would kill for some icecream rn
>>40937031
you aight Jägerboy
>>40937033
everything requires driver and hardware support to be useful :3
>>40937049
>900
The danish know how to milk manchildren

>>40937031
be yourself dummy

y'all fags

>>40937108
I am
>>40937102
Thank you bro

>>40936863
play cdda instead, no tile set

>>40936891
disgusting tranny chaser post

>>40936948
because im bad boy

Thorny please rape me

>>40937187
i see beauty womans like jager and Im not help myself anymore. All bets are off.

>>40937251
peej!

rock anon might like this

Slayerfag thinks I'm beautiful wowie

>>40937275
Look at that dealdough in the bottom right

>>40937272
that wasn't me wtf

Playing Earth Defense Force 5 with shiza and deltoid

>>40937187
why? asci works only with something like brogue
if u never escaped, dont talk to me

bright nights onlz

>>40937251
post address and face

Shoutout to thorny for keeping autism alive
>>40937314
It was you in spirit

>>40937275
Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In this fake plastic earth

>>40937275
that shits so ugly haha

>>40937334
is bright lights worth playing

>>40937344
ew no I thought thorny was a pedo, that's not my type at all

>>40937299
>using lego as a dildo
you sadistic pain loving sod

legos are so dirty and i doubt people even wash them

I am disappointed so many people dont wash the shower/tub

>>40937294
I like the russian wimens. They are cock whisperers

>>40937379
Im not real Russian heehehehee suck my cook

and if you vote for me, i'll drop a nuke on russia and threaten israel with a nuke too if they don't nuke palestine and themselves

>>40937390
Is your sister hot? Lemme fuck your sister and you can lick the mattress afterwards

>>40937354
>is bright lights worth playing
i mean its cdda with less retarded garbage
there is the arcana mod too
its still trash tier ui and just grind for gear garbage

i actually tried playing cdda in a pure innawoods fashion, was kinda fun but there are crafting roadblcoks like i dont remember... desu... somehing with forging imo, u need copper but its only available in cities from pipes or something like that...
and then random aliens spacetime moronic shit spawned ontop of my base

>>40937403
She is a cunt slut

>>40937409
is that fucking templeOS?

>>40937426
lmao

>>40937418
Hot dude does she have big tits

>>40937437
Who cares

>>40937426
templeos has better performance and unironically better gui...

>>40937448
this is for educational purposes only tell me

>>40937367
your lego maybe

i want delta's lego set, in my butt, right NOW

>>40937474
No

I have an upcoming flight in two days for and vacation and I’m terrified of flying. Are there any suggestions on how to overcome my fear of flying? Im honestly thinking of cancelling my trip because I’ve been so stressed and anxious the last few days just thinking about my upcoming flight.

>>40937520
stop being a woman or benzos

I used to stop by a shop after orthodontist appointments and get a Bionicle to help distract from the pain
they were cool
technix was comfy too

>>40937591
How are you not scared of flying? It’s literally so fucking terrifying.

I’m not taking any fucking medication.

>>40937520
Get some emergency xanax

i hate umihara kawase

>>40937520
i heard people drink
good ol drugs

>>40937599
just accept that there's a chance you could die, but generally speaking it's really low
if you think of the atmosphere as a thick liquid and that it's holding you up then it's easier to relax
if you can drive or ride in a car, an airplane should be easy bc it's safer statistically speaking

>>40937520
the worst part of flying is getting there early, security, and delays, the actual plane part isn't nearly as bad, they made the other parts worse so being trapped in the cramped aluminum cage isn't so bad by comparison

Docs used to write scripts for 5-6 xan not enough to get addicted but just enough to help if you hate flying. It's nearly impossible to get now unless you pay cash for the doc visit and that's like 500 bucks.

>>40937599
it’s safer than driving

Stop trying to make them feel more scared guys. It's fine. You'll be fine.

Would you fuck a bottom that is inbred?

>>40937679
I can't wait till my car fully drives itself.

>>40937668
you can buy benzos online (darkweb) with bitcoin, easily, but um you may want to buy some fentanyl test strips just to be 100% sure.

>>40937706
If you let me fuck your sister

>>40937712
see that’s scarier to me

>>40937712
You can't beat real Xanax though. The stuff online is a question mark as far as what you're getting, and it's rarely real alprazolam.

i can trust myself and i can trust a guy who has been tested and trained for thousands of hours but i can’t trust a machine built by someone who got told by the legal department that they’re allowed to kill x amount of people a year before it becomes a problem

>>40937719
She from the same fucked up parents

>>40937742
Boeing only hires the best and the brightest Indian engineers for $7 an hour. The recent fatal airline crashes are because white f0lx did racism.

>>40937739
you can get way better stuff
ambien actually makes you sleep and the indian stuff works fine
bromazepam is pretty fun, and of course, flunitrazepam (roofies) is a classic - and very good for anxiety relief specifically
>The stuff online is a question mark as far as what you're getting
sellers have reviews and reputations, also, again, fentanyl test strips are fren

>>40937764
My parents are worse. Look at me.

if you are ugly it is over, i hate this life

>>40937770
indians didn’t ruin boeing the white guys who ran it into the ground did and i fucking hate indians

>>40937706
Nah

Good afternoon!

>>40935177
I'm sorry about that. I'm a little down too. I hope you feel better. <3

>>40937776
I just miss the old days when i had 400 Watson 10s and 100 real xan in my closet at all times friend.

america doesn’t have a culture of excellence anymore so everything we do sucks and it’s not anyone’s fault but ours

>>40937811
alprazolam is very overrated
it doesn't last long and it isn't as relaxing as the other ones
you can very much still find real drugs online but most people are pussies

>>40937817
winner winner chicken dinner!

>>40937783
Remember when that Indian cargo ship ran into a bridge in Baltimore killing everyone on the bridge? Or the turban wearer that had a California driver's license to drive a commercial truck yet couldn't drive and killed a family in Florida? That's what we have to look forward to with them becoming a large segment of america.

>>40937823
i was a clonazepam guy if they could make a version that didn’t leave you retarded i would take it daily for the rest of my life

>>40937823
>find real drugs online but most people are pussies
I copped these on the street as a small reserve. The fuck are you talking about man anyone can click a mouse and buy shit online

>>40937837
like we can’t build vital for national security shit like planes, subs, and boats anymore if people really understood how bad it is they would freak out

going to sleep. Goodnight girlies!
>>40937811
omg stupid cute cat

>>40937777
It isn't about looks. I fucking hate my parents
I dont know what you look like.
>>40937794
Why?

>>40937884
Goodnight katona love u

>>40937896
>katona
I fuck with it

>>40937884
Good night wino

>>40937890
Lmao that's not what i meant. I meant 'look at me, im fucked up'. I think I remember now why you didn't like your mom. Sorry man, my mom was really awful too. I didn't have any chance at developing normally with the parents i have.

will shiza and jager die now?

>>40937884
Goodnight!

>>40937935
D:

>>40935931
> don't remind him of his obsession
> with me

Good evening, class.

Can anyone else spot the contradiction and giveaway in this statement.

This is evidence of a brain that cannot even advance just eight words into thought without both constructing a paradox in his reality (that he is blind to), as well as another unintended confession.

Thats Strike One for this evening.

~

In other news, we have to discuss the number of women out there who are already obese at age 20, and grown-ass men even older than me on bicycles. Wth.

Blog Update: The KFC is ready and this evenings movie is "Arlington Road" (1999, Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins), a favorite of right wing kooks like myself.

I would link the trailer, but like all trailers, the trailer sucks ass.

>>40937929
I understand now. It sucks for us both. My dad is shit too.
>>40937935
I wasnot supposed to be born but now i have great life so no for me.

>>40937935
I think the courts should order Jager to live with shiza in her countryside house, and stream the house 24/7 so gaygen can watch. Imagine the loles.

I hope your day is going well so far

>>40937975
Mine too. Didn't care and me and my brothers, he only cared about weed and chasing younger girls .

>>40937983
i hope refried beans make you fart so hard your asshole falls out and you have to go to the hospital and tell them what happened and everyone laughs at you

>>40938008
Beans don't make me fart D:

>>40938027
We can't date then. I need your beefy farts in my nostrils and you to fart in my oxygen tank so i mainline those mexiqueefs directly into my nose with a breathing tube while I drink coke float in the hot tub

>>40937976
Fuck that.
>>40937985
Is this slayer?

>>40938027
damn mexican stomachs are as strong as a goats

>>40938077
Ya

>>40936255
yuck. why are you so vileeee. oh well your relationship is a trainwreck anyways and has barely lasted 2 seconds

>>40938098
Cock?

>>40938049
i say this about masc guys but fem + farts is yuck

>>40938114
No

Heat makes me feel sick. I want to go back to yakutsk.

>>40938147
>yakutsk
uhhhh? there's no fucking way you lived there right? isn't that like the coldest city or am i misremembering

yakutsk makes fairbanks look like miami

>>40938126
I paid skunk $100 to fart in a mason jar and air ship that delicious treat to me overnight. Ate his fart directly out of the jar and was in nirvana.

>>40938170
>skunk
oh ew

It is not warm where I'm from.

>>40938170
i thought you only sniffed trannt farts

I'm coming clean in next thread

>>40938196
how do you know who that anon is xd

>>40938186
Skunks fart tasted of earthy tones and the human struggle yada yada blah blah my chatgpt is broken so accept this lame attempt at sounding deep instead.

i like cold but having frostbite as a risk is scary and the fact that you can die if you get stuck outside

>>40938217
Someone tell me what he comes clean about when I wake up k thanks

>>40938235
No one will care enough man.

>>40938251
>>40938251
>>40938251

did anyone else grow up thinking south park took place in canada

>>40938252
I'm sure its something huge