Thread 40938251

id date men if they could look like this

>>40938251 (OP)
fucking nastyyy. hate fem twinks. lemme guess, you are bi?

>>40938251 (OP)
Would look good with a big hairy bush and DD knockers.

>>40938219
he always gets me confused with whichever poster he’s beefing with at the moment even though there’s no reason for it

shit edition. why do we give a shit about any of these gross tripfags

>>40938285
Lol

Yep this thread aint it

>>40938273
>>40938297
>>40938318
bald/obese

You faggots complain about the dumbest stuff.

>>40938251 (OP)
Well done. The OP is both a clueless creep and posts a pic that gets the thread deleted. Well done.

>>40938341
Rexie is like 21 and has posted that pic in other threads where it never gets deleted. Stfu you whiny cunt

i like twinks but glazing tripfags on 4chan is pathetic and cretinous behaviour

>>40938362
post vertex

i only talk to trips because i don’t want to accidentally talk to a balding bottom

yeah mate sorry that your life is so painfully dull that trying to suck up to tripfags is the highlight of your day

>>40938380
>balding bottom
literally me. i just buzz my head and grow out my beard and body hair now

if i really like a guy, i think i'd be too nervous to ever have sex with him. a relationship where we only kiss and cuddle sounds ideal. don't need to see his penis or his buss. only need to see him smile.

Is there like a nascar equivalent for black people?

I am hungry

>>40938251 (OP)
She would be hot if she gained 200 lbs

>>40938402
post skull sow e can do phrenology on it

>glazing
my least favorite zoomer/nigger slang, it's just gross and needlessly sexual

>>40938405
the 30yo+ virgin mentality

>>40938456
What’s wrong with liking fems?

I'm fem and hate myself so much, not because I'm fem but because I'm me

fem enjoyers are fake gays. real gays are masc4masc

>>40938449
it's called <3

>>40938469
Something only bi people say for 500, alex

>whines about reprobate father to trip who has actual problems
>trip asks about cock
>methys bottom brain kicks in and thinks its an offer instead of a request
>doesn't want to blow 'top' cover
>declines request
>has no idea he botched yet another play until he reads this
>gives up and spends rest of thread doing lame impressions
>meanwhile Im choking on the Colonels mashed potatoes from laughing watching this clueless bumbler
>knowing he will read this and panic trying to think of a way to salvage chances with trip

The evenings entertainment begins.

But thats enough attention for now. I am trying to watch my movie with very greasy fingers. Someone else will have to babysit the retard.

tif sibling is visiting for the next few days
it'll be great seeing them again but the voice can be rough listening to

https://youtube.com/watch/0udYAfpegqk?si=9KrUlFF71iG1nj-Q

>>40938496
Kys sissy. The day you have the balls to do anything besides type on your keyboard like a sissy is the day I'll give a fuck about your opinion. That day hasn't come tho so suck on your oxycodone pills faggot.

>>40938521
>tif sibling
What does this mean?

I'm both masc and fem sis. I am the Holy Androgyne bro.

Fems who say bro vs Mascs who say sis

Terrible fucking thread yo.

and they call it a mine... A MINE!!!!!

Rexie mogs you so thread bad life bad all is lost lol

Does anyone care to know truths about me?

https://voca.ro/1fBe6ThtmKcl

>>40938554
trans identified female
like a theyfab

>please fuck me rexie!! notice meeee
lol nigga go outside

https://youtu.be/s784TZaWdS0?si=VtOBhzkpQenLKloC

>>40938648
Oh. Is she committed to it and growing facial hair is she a woman calling herself trans to be different?

>>40938662
low t crying faggot. it's like you can't compliment someone here without the uggos complaining about it this place is sad

>>40938681
they've been on testosterone for years

>>40938726
Wow. How are your parents dealing with it? I mean if both my kids were trans i would feel kind of bad like I didn't raise my kids right.

>>40938775
they're used to it, my dad is very dismissive of their pronouns and stuff though also I'm not trans just gay

AI anon, if you’re here, can you make something with Bleagle’s dad

/gg/ competition for most ratchet hoe, who wins?

i don't care about AI, i want bitches, not grok

>>40938893
Winona

>>40938469
they arent men. being gay means you are attracted to men. simple as

>>40938910
what if I'm fem but into masc guys

fems are basically trannies in my eyes

>>40938935
then most of ur pool is prolly gonna be bisexuals altho some gays are into fems

>>40938893
its dan

>>40938893
Why do you care?

>>40938896
I would totally get a little 2049-esq hardlight ai bf. Worked out p good for that guy. If I ever get a chance to jack in to the matrix, I'm doing it

>>40938936
i mean yeah, but i somewhat feel sorry for them still as long as they aren't bpdemons ofc

>>40938907
Next op pic lol. Make the poo beards seethe

>>40938945
that tracks, my exes have been bi unfortunately

>>40938953
thats my pick too

football is back on lads

>>40938979
trying to justify cheating with an ex is just the definition of ratchet ass hoe behavior

>>40938979
>>40938953
This

>>40939003
"Actually I’m extremely selfless."

>>40938999
Go philly

>>40939052
go dallas

>>40939071
fat latino ass…

im a male, im just small and submissive and enjoy anal.

Tranny janny just deleted rexie lol get a life man that was a non nude pic. You can be a straight pedophile posting drawings of female children and tranny janny let's that stay up.

squeak squeak >.<

>>40939095
based jannies getting arid of that ugly thing

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgr9r4qr0ppo
jfc

*** ****

>>40939142
Why you so mean?

>>40939026
any ratchet reality tv star from the last 30 years could have said that lmao

Those of you that not fuck a inbred guy, why?

Anybody know what this thing is?

>>40939322
What do you look like? Let's start there

>>40939335
prolly a ham radio antenna

>>40939345
It's in the middle of nowhere and there's no house by it. Maybe someone left it from decades ago?

>>40939370
oh it’s probably an old tv antenna then

someone was set up there in something mobile probably cooking meth and wanted to watch fraiser

>>40939409
lol

>>40939335
I show my eyes and body before

>>40939335
yagi antenna for satellite communiction
https://www.campbellsci.com/p25316

Imagine the smell
>>40939456
Thanks anon! You're helpful.

>>40939456
now it’s mysterious again why would someone leave something like that lying around for tweakers to steal

>>40939529
most likely was(or is) used as a remote weather station to collect environmental data via GOES satellite

>>40939550
but if it's near a homeless camp or where homeless are, it's probabaly to get tv/radio/wifi signals

white men belong to brown men

>>40939681
Nope

>>40939681
no
white fems belong to white masc
browns can have each other

>>40939739
My man
I'm not fem though.

>>40939735
be quiet, honkey

>>40939739
misguided, gross, and pathetic
white femboys are for brown femboys

>>40939762
https://voca.ro/19Q2U0alAh4n

Since everyone is asleep. Im a polish russiaboo. That's it.

>>40939999
whoa 4x9

Honest rating for the man?

>>40939999
>polish russiaboo
cool, poland should be a russian client state with hundreds of thousands of ethnic russians being re-settled here and there, same for the rest of eastern/central europe and the balkans :D

>>40940078
he aight

>>40940056
I remember one time at an airport there was this military guy with a huge bulge, I pointed him out to my mum and at first she was like ugh why are you telling me this and then she looked and was like oh damn that really is big

>>40940078
not bad

>>40940056
airports have the highest concentration of hot people out of any place istg

>>40940183
black putin

>>40940206
would be a killer adult swim show

I'm not really polish.

>>40940291
who cares

Rate him

>>40940327
Exactly man.

do any of you have anyone you know on a really deep level? meditating on my own family, friendships, and previous relationships i've realized I never really knew any of them that well, everything has always been so surface level which has left me constantly desiring for something more

>>40940372
6/10 sis

>>40940398
I went through a period where I had the same realization, and it depressed me. I wrote a song about it. But I realize that that's how it is with most relationships, even with people you've known for years.

>>40940398
My boyfriend only

>>40940398
I don't want to know them on a deeper level cause they are retarded cattle sis. Trust me I tried finding something deeper, but all I found was dung and shit.

If you're a sensitive thoughtful person I think you desire intimacy with someone on a deeper level than the trivial kind of relationships that people tend to have. But the world isn't for sensitive thoughtful people. Those are the kind of people that unfortunately become disillusioned with the world.

>>40940412
wtf why 6?

Fuck a gun in my mouth by guy going to use me makes me so hard.

>>40940441
You desire a booty bandit

>>40940441
i hope you can heal at some point in your life

>>40940398
I've thought so before but idk, he left me out of the blue years ago and I haven't heard from him
my mother I know well, but other than those two idk. I'm a relatively introspective person so I feel like I know myself pretty well.

>>40940441
yeah relatable

>>40940474
heal from what, that shit is hot

>>40940502
>heal from what
ignorance isn't cute

>>40940513
I'm not familiar with the zigger lore, wasn't there dog sex or something
idk what gunplay has to do with that

>>40938436
their slang is peak brain rot

>>40939739
based and correct

>>40940078
body is an 8, face is a 6

>>40940081
Russians can't even support and replace their own population. Probably shouldn't be resettling

>>40940398
I have a very strange relationship with my father where we are polar opposites in our behavior/lifestyle, but also very alike on a psychological level. I get a lot of my retardation from him. The only thing that separates us is that I’m less impulsive and more reserved.

>>40940432
I am dealing with this right now. I want purposeful and meaningful interactions. Most people wither under my intensity.

>>40940576
is he single

>>40940594
Yeah but you don’t want to fuck him. Just trust me on this.

“Oh but I like old gu-“

No. Just don’t.

Is it possible for gay men to have autoandrophilia?

>>40940575
Poland is our clay

>>40940671
Poland is everyone’s clay, it’s the communal fleshlight of Europe lmao

>>40940585
That can be a problem as well and you'll end up scaring people away that way. I know as I've gotten older that I don't feel like I have multiple hours per day to spend with one person in that kind of way, where they have an unrealistically high expectation that I'm going to be some kind of salvation to them.

i think that cart narc guy is really on to something

>>40940686
lol

>>40940438
Cause he's brown and doing stupid TikTok dances for a camera sis.

>>40940714
People who don’t put the carts back are animals that have no interest in the common good, the only language they understand is power. They should unquestionably be beaten and enslaved

>>40940585
Most people call me crazy and unreasonable when I say I want to die for someone I truly love. But they're all cowards who cling onto their own life and selfishness. They say I'm too intense and I say they are all niggers.

>>40940762
Dying for who you love is a manly instinct.

>>40940699
I can spend multiple hours with someone without being co-dependent towards them. But the other person gets way too clingy and starts being co-dependent on me most of time until I cut them off and block ghost them.

>>40940744
he’s italian not brown

>have a deep, gravelly bass voice
>coworkers think I'm 10 years older than I am
>fucking twink new hire called me "dad"
What the fuck

>>40940775
https://voca.ro/19dlJiOh5okd

>>40940771
It's insanely pleasurable. There's no better feeling in the world than to devote your body and soul to someone like that. This doesn't mean I want to die as soon as possible, I can still enjoy life and live as long as need be. But I just want people to know that hey this is the level of loyalty I'm willing to offer to you. If you betray my trust, I will kill you or worse. Never remember you existed.

i’m gonna try out goddamnit you’re on thin ice pal on this guy next time he acts up i think it will go well

>>40940780
Yo real and true

>>40940780
Post vocaroo or you’re lying and a troon

>>40940780
What are you complaining about sis. You should lean into it and be the daddy at work.

>>40940780
https://voca.ro/19KflLXsk5zn

>>40940790
I love it.

>>40940787
I threatened to murder someone and got arrested for it lol.

>>40940819
You forgot to tac on the “in Minecraft” at the end, rookie mistake

>>40940819
https://voca.ro/14aTcGLMg5jz

>>40940807
Completely unrelated but why do people call you slayer? I head it get thrown around but you never mark your posts with it

>>40940840
*hear, not head

>>40940840
He slays man puss

>>40940872
Ah, makes sense

>>40940840
https://voca.ro/1kJu6dFiLpAK

Stop calling me dad, kitten. I can’t control… THE BEAST INSIDE!!!

Gross incest play shit

>>40940902
I like the puss slayer explanation better, that’s way cooler than just wearing a tshirt.

damn i want to do werewolf/kitten roleplay now..

>>40940921
it’s not our fault your parents are siblings

>>40940939

“I can smell another alpha on you…”

*growls*

“Have you been seeing someone else kitten? Don’t lie to me, you know how I get when I’m angry”

*howls*

good lord

>>40940960
Please knot me before you eat me sir..

>>40940974
“Don’t worry, I’m gonna give you lots of pups”

*sniffs ur neck a lil bit*

“Im gonna mark you as mine, so all the other alphas know that you’re my territory”

*blasts a fierce stream of hot piss all over your face and chest*

>>40940995
Niggas get one pair of Ricks and wear em till they Morty

man I wish I had gay friends. I'd be planning a Halloween party with a theme like mummies or vampires. It'd be just naked dudes partially covered in bandages or like a zombie hunt game where if you get caught and bitten by a zombie you lose all your clothes and become a zombie and try to infect other guys by trying to bite them and take their clothes off.

>>40941016
Clearly you are a man of wealth and taste

what does gay love feel like. i want to know. tell me

>>40941044
I have no idea I'm forever alone

>>40941044
Doesn’t exist, gay dudes just pretend to love each other so they can get married for the tax break

I want to anally penetrate another male in a sexual way iykwim

>>40941044
its about what you would expect. its definitely one of the greatest things in life, to love someone. relationships are difficult though and require time and effort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5uh0DZvuo
this is so fucking cursed

>>40941044
It's like two men who made it out alive from the hell of war and they're glad both of them only lived through it by supporting and protecting each other at the darkest hour.

>>40941109
Fucks hard

>>40941134
the original song is about his wife who died from cancer

>>40941149
Real niggas silently yearn for a past that they can never return to, and live in constant anxiety for what the future may hold

>>40941006
Uhhhhh sure

Ahhh! I am losing control over the Cursed Amulet!

Mr pancakes should date Jager for the good of the gen and to make gg interesting again

>>40941193
Honest thoughts on what the cursed amulet is doing?

>>40941109
https://youtu.be/e9AdYrVqK1g

>>40941203
Rather die

>>40941231
Mr pancakes would be the top btw

>>40941247
>>40940995

>>40941258
Lmao, ah cmon he’d be a great boyfriend.

Hiii
How are you?

>>40941214
Making me stinky and vulnerable !

If a guy gave you a padlock chain necklace, would you wear it?

>>40941270
I won't do this

>>40941334
Honest thoughts on how you would top jager?

>>40941352
Nah

>>40941365
Biotch probably got Grey Poopon Butthole, not worth it at all. Gritty yellow and sour!

>>40941431
Kek

>>40941304
hii just woke up omw to work. How are you?
>>40941352
Maybe if it was tiny? Seems ugly tho

>>40941447
damn shifts at the dick sucking factory start early

Pair that freak with someone else

>>40941449
They got me working unpaid overtime, no raises. Shit is brutal.

>>40941463
You guys are soulmates. He promised to find you in every lifetime.

>>40941465
at least there are products for you to consume

I would rather see Jager live with shiza as roommates but I'll settle for Pancakes/Jager love affair. I do agree that pancakes tops jager. Jager is a sissy and loves big pancakes cock.

wanna see what's in my pants?

>>40941500
sure

>>40941498
I feel like jager would be super tsundere about it. He’d be like “it’s not like I’m into you or anything… b-baka” but yet he still goes out of his way to spend time with pancakes and he gets super nervous whenever pancakes gives him attention.

>>40941494
I feel bad for finding it funny
>>40941449
>>40941465
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life

>>40941494
lol

>>40941524
Jager is a rapey power bottom when he likes a guy. You haven't seen him when he's horny.

>>40941494
Howling mutant is the greatest account on twitter no contest

>>40941535
Nah he tries to project this chad rapist aura, but inside he’s just a soft little femboy that wants to be molested

>>40941542
>little
eh, i wouldn't bet on that. he's not lying when he says he's huge.

>>40941557
How big is jager? I’ve never seen pictures of him. Is he a wholesome chonker?

>>40941536
he's great

>>40941562
imagine a 40 gallon white garbage bag full of expired baloney

is every bottom on here fat? except me of course :3

>>40941562
He posted his foot and ankle yesterday and there's nothing fem or pretty about him. He's huge

>>40941578
I’m sure Mr pancakes won’t complain about some extra booty.

>>40941447
Good morning! I'm okay! I helped my mom with a doctor's appointment today. Thanks for asking! I hope you have a good day at work.

>>40941600
it all went to his stomach he has the ass of a holocaust victim

>>40941583
So they’re both fat oldheads? Perfect, a match made in heaven

Wtf

>>40941582
yeah we eating good keep walking

>>40941614
Kek

>>40941625
that guy wouldnt even spit on you, you would be such a nothing to him that he would be literally incapable of perceiving you

>>40941625
He's looks like this serial killer.

>>40941635
and

>>40941646
nuhuh he looks like ezra

scratches my wee wee

do foreskins get yeast infections

I not old or fat. Ugly yes unfortunately fem ish too.

Is gay marriage a farce?

>>40941688
Need a top that will let me suck the cheese out of his foreskin

>>40941695
He did the right thing sis.

>>40941695
>>40941063
I talked about this earlier. All long term gay relationships are poly. #Trvke

>>40941655
delulu

>>40941688
Foreskins are self-cleaning sis.

Like I feel nothing when I see two gay dudes get divorced. Like who cares lol. Just find another fuckbuddy.

>>40941716
nuhuh

>>40941695
obviously

>>40941724
yeah really like what do they even fight over who gets the dildo

>>40941727
u r wrong

>>40941744
i m right

>>40941752
WRONG
R
O
N
G

damn this place has really gone downhill

>>40941758
can't be arsed

>>40941757
LONDON
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D
O
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>>40941774
RARE
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Im leaving for good now, gg is nuts.

>>40941801
You've been posting my little soldier shit for almost a year now nigger. You're cringe as shit

see you soon

>>40941801
Jager I’m sorry I didn’t mean to bully you, I’m just riffing lmao

>>40941814
u wish. u want to make out with him

>>40941801
see you off trip in 15 minutes

Good morning

>>40941848
They introduced extra hot orange chicken at panda express. Do you like spicy or no?

>>40941866
i dont mind spicy if its flavorful rather than spicy for spiciness sake

>>40941874
Well regular orange chicken already has some spice in it but I need it extra spicy. Trying it tomorrow. Night shiza

freeze branded bottoms

Gawkgawkgawkgawk

i like gay guys
i'm bi

>>40941625
Had this hairstyle for a while but it looked awful on me I looked like a tranny

I'm thinking about rolling a joint and riding to the gas station.

Take off your clothes!

carpal tunnel is a made up woman problem

i wish i had a bf ;(

I wish shiza would squirt in my mouth

so much pain and agony

I know baby you're frustrated
But I'd like it if we waited
Get a little more acquainted
It's better when anticipated

meowsqueak

>>40942189
me2 my captcha was h0ts0n what do you think that means

grrr

i hate being ugly so much, i wish i was never born, i cannot be happy bc of ugly, fuck anybody ugly that reproduces, why would you want to curse your poor children with this shit, always selfish motherfuckers assholes do this

>>40942250
this post is boring and i regret reading it

one chance at love
i blew it by being me
the end

>>40942250
how do you know thats true though

my back is killing me and all i did was sit in a chair

cant stop fantasizing about sodomizing my classmates at community college
I think I need to be chemically castrated

>>40942313
i dont remember this episode of community

>>40942316
do you have community college in poland

>>40942257
go fuck your dog and then kys

Why Do i like this

>>40942329
jealousy is not a good look. someday you will find a dog that says yes

>>40942323
closest thing is extramurals i guess, so what i did, we don't have associates here just bachelors and masters

>>40942332
is this achievable unnatty

>>40942323
I was surprised to learn they even have schools. but thats just because the soviets built them as a troll

>>40942336
you are a moronic retarded nigger monkey and should commit suicide by too much bananas in asshole

>>40942348
You’re already thicker than her and have bigger tits

>>40942351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jagiellonian_University
among the oldest in europe

>>40942361
WHATEVER BINCEL ex said im sweet and cute but that i was mentally ill bpd scaring him with drunken and sober meltdowns and that he now knows to be assertive about breaking up instead of being passively uninterested waiting for someone to get frustrated and leave

>>40942348
Yeah you gotta eat cake to grow cake

>>40942369
Ya ur nuts lol

>>40942369
You need a real man in your life. Not some chump who doesn’t know how to handle a woman.

finally found my trad waifu boys she's showing her milk cans off

>>40942383
but do i advertise any different though?????

>>40942403
Nah ur pretty honest about things which I like. You know i chased a crazy pretty tranny but she wouldn't admit to having any flaws. She would just bait post shit that she knew wasn't true to get people to tell her she's great. That's why i liked you because you weren't like that. You hate people that compliment you lol

[car passes]

>>40942411
>>40942411
>>40942411

>>40942409
go to sleep methy