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Anonymous No.40952234 [Report] >>40952238 >>40952262 >>40952267 >>40953586 >>40953594 >>40953695 >>40953702 >>40953856 >>40953878 >>40955570 >>40955583 >>40958628 >>40958658 >>40959031 >>40959126 >>40959141 >>40959202 >>40960552 >>40960608
god: ummm don't be gay!
you: ummmm i'm gonna be gay because i want poop on my dick
explain?
Anonymous No.40952238 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
>god: ummm don't be gay!
ummmm he never told me that
Anonymous No.40952242 [Report]
this girl is so pretty
Anonymous No.40952262 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
She's so cute
Anonymous No.40952267 [Report] >>40952277
>>40952234 (OP)
god: ummm don't be gay!
you: ummmm i'm gonna be gay because i like imitating women even though im a man! i pretend my male butthole is a vagina, and im not even gay!
Anonymous No.40952277 [Report]
>>40952267
i don't do that though that's called sodomy obviously you're new around here and new to my threads
Anonymous No.40952322 [Report] >>40952589
https://youtu.be/lXJJGvw7HrI?si=FNhfnA1-WrJ7aJOv
Anonymous No.40952589 [Report]
>>40952322
fire
Anonymous No.40953012 [Report] >>40956730
i just can't take religion serious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdKzpV7sa10
Anonymous No.40953586 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
who is this ugly skeleton
Anonymous No.40953594 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
hi metalh
Anonymous No.40953695 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
A lot of straight people do anal.
Maybe you should stop posting here? What your community would think of you?
Anonymous No.40953702 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
What if we just rub our peenitses 2gether like gaga intended it :3
Anonymous No.40953856 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
This pooner still puts on girl makeup!
Couldn't be be me
Anonymous No.40953878 [Report] >>40955553
>>40952234 (OP)
Im gonna be gay cuz men are sexy and I love cock. And I don’t get poop on my dick cuz I don’t too. How’s that god?
Anonymous No.40955553 [Report]
>>40953878
You lust for men instead of women! Surely you are transgressors.
Anonymous No.40955570 [Report] >>40958650
>>40952234 (OP)
you can be gay without having anal sex anon............
Anonymous No.40955583 [Report] >>40955786
>>40952234 (OP)
You're wrong I want my poop on someone else's dick
Anonymous No.40955657 [Report] >>40955786
the stuff inside vag is nastier than poop
Anonymous No.40955786 [Report] >>40955828
>>40955583
dude not only is that disgusting it's also barbaric
>>40955657
aaaand there we have it folks. apparently HUMAN FECES is preferable to a vagina.
Anonymous No.40955828 [Report]
>>40955786
not only is it barbaric, i also wouldn't shake hands with a gay guy cuz idk where his hands have been!
Anonymous No.40956730 [Report] >>40960600
>>40953012
You're naive
God guides whom he wills and places a seal over the hearts of those he wills to never accept his truth and you can't just intuit his will from your common sense or socially constructed morality
Anonymous No.40958616 [Report] >>40958645
God never directly told me that
Anonymous No.40958628 [Report] >>40958645
>>40952234 (OP)

Anal sex doesn't result in poop on your dick if you perform it correctly.
Anonymous No.40958645 [Report] >>40958682 >>40958723
>>40958628
be real, you don't bother with that shit
>>40958616
it's in the book that is the direct word of God
Anonymous No.40958650 [Report] >>40958659
>>40955570

I literally can't imagine how miserable it would be to be gay and not frequently have anal sex. Making my partner cum with my mouth is like physically exhausting.
Anonymous No.40958658 [Report] >>40958667
>>40952234 (OP)
I busted so man loads to this niggas nudes
Anonymous No.40958659 [Report] >>40958760
>>40958650
it'd probably feel like not having feces on your penis
Anonymous No.40958667 [Report] >>40958677
>>40958658
Who?
Anonymous No.40958677 [Report] >>40958717
>>40958667
Metalhon was a saucy lil slut about 3 years ago
Anonymous No.40958682 [Report] >>40958717
>>40958645
He never directly told me that books are his words (even if the book says so)
Anonymous No.40958717 [Report] >>40958753
>>40958682
What are you expecting? Prophethood is sealed
>>40958677
Anonymous No.40958723 [Report] >>40958739 >>40958768
>>40958645

I do clean fastidiously. Part of the appeal of trans women is we have hairless cleaned out assholes and are dicks are usually broken and floppy so we don't try to turn around and fuck the guys ass. Basically we're like an anal free fire zone where the guy can just go to town and we enjoy it. They can't really get that kind of anal submission from women or cis men. That's why a cute trans woman will have like 1000s of male hits on any dating app.
Anonymous No.40958739 [Report] >>40958780
>>40958723
>inventing thousands of gay males to feel better about himself
Anonymous No.40958753 [Report]
>>40958717
My peak gooning days
Anonymous No.40958760 [Report] >>40958765
>>40958659

I don't top and, seriously, if "feces on your penis" is the only reason you don't do anal sex you should definitely try it. I had anal sex with several cis women pre transition and it was incredible. Even as a tranny i have to acknowledge, there is something special about cis woman asshole.
Anonymous No.40958765 [Report]
>>40958760
I'm not gonna fornicate
Anonymous No.40958768 [Report] >>40958781 >>40958854
>>40958723
I thought you were a transbian after you fucked that fat guy?
Anonymous No.40958780 [Report]
>>40958739

I'm literally just giving you the deadpan facts about my life based on personal experience and you're trying to rationalize it away. You think getting 1000s of hits from men is something to be proud of? It's just how it be.
Anonymous No.40958781 [Report] >>40958796 >>40958854
>>40958768
dude idk who you think you're talking to
Anonymous No.40958796 [Report] >>40958816 >>40958854
>>40958781
Are you not op
Anonymous No.40958816 [Report] >>40958831
>>40958796
i'm op and that's clearly two different people i don't have sex with thousands of guys or whatever the fuck i don't have sex with anyone
Anonymous No.40958831 [Report] >>40958851
>>40958816
You are metalhon right? you lost your virginity to a fat guy then became a transbian. You sat alone at school listening to music
Anonymous No.40958851 [Report] >>40958895
>>40958831
i didn't lose my virginity to that guy i already had a girlfriend for like half a year before that happened
that's a naive view of cause and effect
Anonymous No.40958854 [Report] >>40958880 >>40958895
>>40958768
>>40958781
>>40958796

I am the person you replied to, I am not OP, and that other person who replied to you isn't me. I am the person posting the longish posts about how anal sex actually is and OP is the underage closet case replying to me about shitdick.
Anonymous No.40958880 [Report] >>40959207
>>40958854
i'm 21
you were int he last thread accusing me of being underaged
what's your fixation on this
Anonymous No.40958895 [Report] >>40958911 >>40959234
>>40958851
You all go back to male sexuality in the end its cool

>>40958854
I see, I have done anal and eaten a lot of ass and its only really been good hookers because they are clean and use scented body lotion. The first time I ate a girls ass it was a fat Spanish vegan whos anus tasted of licking a 9v battery coated in rotten garlic. I never had poop turn up though just one tranny sex workers had some water come out when I was going to town
Anonymous No.40958911 [Report] >>40958940
>>40958895
>You all go back to male sexuality in the end its cool
don't make me be mean to you
Anonymous No.40958940 [Report] >>40958963
>>40958911
Anonymous No.40958963 [Report] >>40958980
>>40958940
you're very slimy because you pretend to be nice but you obviously have a lot of resentment towards and a tendency to dehumanize people you're attracted to
Anonymous No.40958980 [Report] >>40958989
>>40958963
possibly true
Anonymous No.40958989 [Report] >>40959006
>>40958980
also, is this your post?
Anonymous No.40959006 [Report] >>40959017
>>40958989
I dont remember but I do love that gif
Anonymous No.40959017 [Report] >>40959027
>>40959006
>I don't remember
Anonymous No.40959027 [Report] >>40959100
>>40959017
https://youtu.be/BC2dRkm8ATU
Anonymous No.40959031 [Report] >>40959100
>>40952234 (OP)
Well, if a bunch of jews claimed that an omnipotent, omniscient being told everyone to do that then I guess we gotta listen to them.
Anonymous No.40959100 [Report] >>40959127
>>40959031
https://corpus.quran.com/qurandictionary.jsp?q=Amm
>>40959027
https://files.catbox.moe/4hftym.mp4
Anonymous No.40959126 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
I want to marry metalhon
Anonymous No.40959127 [Report] >>40959151
>>40959100
Are you wearing a fez? Did you ever finish your album you made?
Anonymous No.40959141 [Report] >>40959151 >>40959255
>>40952234 (OP)
God doesn't actually "care" as such what you do, He isn't just watching you to see if you break some arbitrary rules so he can punish you. God is the Source of Creation, and we can either willfully align our behaviour with Creation as an ongoing process or not. Homosexuality isn't "bad" because "God said so" or some shit like that, it just fails to embody the literal act of Creation itself. It lacks any real purpose beyond gratification of the ego. But technically its no "worse" than masturbation or (non-ascetic) celibacy or really any self-gratifying act.
Anonymous No.40959151 [Report] >>40959173 >>40959174 >>40959288
>>40959127
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tubeteika
>>40959141
I don't believe in any of the things you just ascribed to me but god literally destroyed a city due to men lusting for men
I'm not pro-natalist either
Anonymous No.40959173 [Report]
>>40959151
god doesn't provide "moral" imperatives in the form of moral arguments beginning with himself, he just sends you to hell if you don't abide by the straight path
Anonymous No.40959174 [Report] >>40959189
>>40959151
That was more them being degenerates. The biggest mistake the church made was not allowing gays in as long as they tried to live in the image of god as a loving monogamous couple. Would have prevent 90% of the aids deaths
Anonymous No.40959189 [Report] >>40959203 >>40959219
>>40959174
You don't get that out via ambiguity. It's totally unambiguous
إِنَّكُمْ لَتَأْتُونَ ٱلرِّجَالَ شَهْوَةًۭ مِّن دُونِ ٱلنِّسَآءِ ۚ بَلْ أَنتُمْ قَوْمٌۭ مُّسْرِفُونَ ٨١
Anonymous No.40959202 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
Modern problems require modern solutions OP fuck off
Anonymous No.40959203 [Report]
>>40959189
It literally means
>You lust after men instead of women! You are certainly transgressors.
https://corpus.quran.com/qurandictionary.jsp?q=srf
Anonymous No.40959207 [Report] >>40959217
>>40958880

I was not that person lol.

You act in a very immature and naive way i guess. I also mentally take off 2 years to anyone who loudly protests their age on the internet and says they are 18-22. The typical age of people posting about homophobia and anal sex on the internet is probably 14-16.
Anonymous No.40959217 [Report] >>40959280
>>40959207
I'm not immature or naive, that's motivated thinking on your part, you don't know a thing about me
Anonymous No.40959219 [Report] >>40959231
>>40959189
Not in my bible
Anonymous No.40959231 [Report] >>40959259
>>40959219
The bible is the thoughts and judgement of man
Anonymous No.40959234 [Report] >>40959257
>>40958895

I used scented body lotion? And I have sex and post nudes and videos online for free. You're getting overcharged, just browse grinder for that one trans girl who is prostitute level hot but actually just awkward and trying to experiment.
Anonymous No.40959255 [Report]
>>40959141

Thanks for the theological insight that God doesn't care about people on an individual level and merely wants us to reproduce. I now totally understand the plot of the original xenoblade chronicles actually. I was wondering what exactly made Zanza such an asshole.
Anonymous No.40959257 [Report] >>40959291
>>40959234
Grinder in my city is crazy. Like 99/100 are just men putting t4t. Not a single one had shaved their stubble. The one hot trans girl was a hooker and refused to fuck without me sending a deposit

Grinder actually made me wonder if I should just go back to larping as cis only cause seeing what they got up to was mad
Anonymous No.40959259 [Report] >>40959270 >>40959282
>>40959231
The bible is human interpretation of gods word, compiled and translated arbitrarily
Anonymous No.40959270 [Report] >>40959292
>>40959259
yeah so uh the direct word of God is the final say on matters of biblical exegesis
the progressive christian cope about Lot is just that
Anonymous No.40959280 [Report]
>>40959217

Except that you're 21. And don't "fornicate." And yet don't like anal sex. and are on the gay board arguing with a bored run through tranny with pierced nipples and full body laser hair removal.
Anonymous No.40959282 [Report]
>>40959259
Yes and refined because lets be honest a bunch of goat herders are not exactly in a good position to interpret god. But I do think a lot of modern stuff we attribute to sexuality like gay straight is actually just people possessed with lust.
Anonymous No.40959288 [Report] >>40959298
>>40959151
First of all the Book of Genesis is quite literally mythology, i.e quasi-fiction containing spiritual rather than literal truth. And it doesn't actually say that gay sex was the sin in question. People just infer that from the interaction that takes place outside Lot's house. We can infer though that Sodom is a place where its the custom to put one's own gratification first without regard for others, i.e by completely inverting basic hospitality norms to the point that it was apparently the custom to basically gang-rape any new visitors. So what are we actually being told here? The most straightforward interpretation would be that selfishness leads to downfall and destruction. Unironically Biblical literalism is such a fucking plague.

>I'm not pro-natalist either
Not saying you have to be, but you exist in creation and you have the potential to either participate in that process in a particular very direct way.. or just not. Life continues regardless.
Anonymous No.40959291 [Report] >>40959302
>>40959257

>Larping as cis?

What are you exactly?!
Anonymous No.40959292 [Report] >>40959298
>>40959270
>the direct word of God is the final say on matters of biblical exegesis
It’s a shame nobody had access to it beyond their personal experience isn’t it
Anonymous No.40959298 [Report] >>40959306
>>40959292
Bro, its literally in the Qu'ran
>>40959288
I'm not a biblical literalist
Anonymous No.40959302 [Report]
>>40959291
Cis only girls I meant. Casual sexo is kinda shit anyway its empty
Anonymous No.40959306 [Report] >>40959316
>>40959298
Barely even counts as bait
Anonymous No.40959316 [Report] >>40959409
>>40959306
If you haven't read it don't speak on it
I have
Anonymous No.40959384 [Report]
https://youtu.be/Hn11x3iTaUg?si=ywFmmEoBgxkxQTp7
Anonymous No.40959409 [Report] >>40959437
>>40959316
I’m not going to read any random trash that comes out of someone’s mouth when I know where it comes from and have no reason to think anything of it
Anonymous No.40959437 [Report] >>40959449
>>40959409
>t. believes in le divine inspiration of the bible
Have you ever heard of bart ehrman
not tryna be mean but gay christians usually have bad reasons for being christian
Anonymous No.40959449 [Report] >>40959460
>>40959437
I’m not gay or Christian I just enjoy actual exegesis that doesn’t rely on childish absolutism about what texts which claim divine inspiration are canon and which are fanfic
Anonymous No.40959460 [Report] >>40959470
>>40959449
That's a lot of words to say that you're basically an atheist so talking to you about anything related to religion is a complete waste of time
Anonymous No.40959467 [Report]
I talk to Abrahamics about the matter of his creed not to people playing devil's advocate for gay sex
Anonymous No.40959470 [Report]
>>40959460
The feeling is mutual have a good one inshallah
Anonymous No.40960552 [Report]
>>40952234 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgDDglSq2s
Anonymous No.40960600 [Report] >>40960769
>>40956730
to a nonbeliever this means literally nothing
>believer knows he is destined to believe
>nonbeliever in your own system is pretty much fucked for no reason
uhhmm. cool all-merciful god
Anonymous No.40960608 [Report] >>40960769
>>40952234 (OP)
Whos this genderbent kyle reese fella
Anonymous No.40960769 [Report]
>>40960600
it means what it means
>>40960608
idk but i love terminator