Thread 40958756

>vagina has a whole-ass microbiome you're not even supposed to clean ("it's totally self cleaning bro")
>(straight) men constantly complaining about how the box can smell foul
>(straight) men constantly complaining about pH levels
>half of men wouldn't even consider cunnilingus
>bleeds once a month
Considered normal and fine and ideal, to say nothing of SRS or the decent likelihood of complications. You're also transphobic if you don't like this

>say you like anal
>EWWWWW BUT POOP COMES FROM THERE
>IT'S DIRTY!!! (unlike the vagina you can thoroughly clean)
>BUT IT HURTS
>BUT IT'S INCONVENIENT
>LOL YWNBAW
Why is this allowed? Is it just a purity spiral or or people too retarded to know how to train their butt or what? (This is never considered homophobic or transphobic.)

>>40958756 (OP)
You like taking cocks in your ass? Lol what a faggot lmao

female supremacists dominate our society and male rights are crushed
men are casually demonized without much resistance at all

>>40958770
I don't think it's strictly that simple when you factor in that trans men benefit from the mentality outlined in the OP, men (who wish to give anal) suffer, men (who wish to receive anal from another man, like purely submissive HRT femboys) suffer, etc.

>umm the vagina doesn’t clean itself because I said it doesn’t
>poop hole is for sure the better alternative
?

>>40958975
>umm the vagina doesn’t clean itself because I said it doesn’t
I say it doesn't because it's still filled with bacteria even after "cleaning itself."
>poop hole is for sure the better alternative
I never said it was the better alternative.
Stop talking like a wojak comic and learn to read.

>>40958997
the "bacteria" is necessary for it to function, if you wash a vagina or even douche with water it fucks everything up and you can get an infection. it genuinely is self cleaning

>take testosterone
>the cycle stops
>doesn't bleed
>doesn't discharge
>no more weird smells
>now has a mild slightly sweet, nutty smell like chestnuts or almond
>but its the trans men's mussies that are the gross ones just trust me!

>>40959043
That's not exculpatory considering seven straight men say it smells bad often, etc.
If you enema with water it fucks your gut microbiome up sometimes. Your butt genuinely is self cleaning.

>>40959073
*Even
Epic autocorrect

>>40959055
That's the first time I saw someone figure out a way to describe what it smells like when its fresh, I'll also add kind of has the smell of cut grass throughout the day. Just smells like balls when sweaty

>>40958756 (OP)
I genuinely like the feel of butt better than vagine

>>40959660
>I'll also add kind of has the smell of cut grass throughout the day
that's interesting, I don't have this

>>40960091
I wear cotton boxers what about you?

>>40959043
You're supposed to rinse the outside with water or you'll get that rotten urine (fishy) smell. Obviously you don't blast inside but absolutely clean your outers.

>>40960101
95% cotton 5% spandex

>>40960188
Hm, dunno then. I eat a lot of steak and sugar and garlic, drink a lot of water, don't know if that's it?

>>40958767
nta but I love taking big fat cocks in my ass

t. flamer gay

Its crazy to think of women having sex without douching their ass. The only thing separating the vaginal canal from the rectum is a couple millimeters of flesh. Her rectum could be full of poop right on the other side. And you're slamming your cock in there? I think if I had a vagina I would still feel compelled to douche my ass before sex anyway.

>>40958756 (OP)
Its like you take all your opinions from some gay men who never touched a vag.
>Vag is supposed to have microbiome, its healthy and not dangerous.
>"Straight" men complaining about pussy smell have never sniffed a pussy or they gave their girls bacteria vaginosis (smells like fish, is cured with antibiotics.) its basically std that you can get from unwashed dick.
>No straight men complain about pussy ph levels. Never heard of this.
>Men love going down on women, those who do not, are pretty gay.

Clean and healthy pussy smells delicious. Its all pure sex hormones creating a nice smell that attracts female attracted men.
Anal sex is dirty and not convinient in comparison.

>>40960562
Why? You clean your ass with a bidee after poop. Poop never goes into pussy. You have no idea how womans body works.

>>40958756 (OP)
I'm a caregiver and recently had to help my care recipient perform a PH test on her vajayjay. I thought that shit was only for fish tanks

>>40961857
I don't like vagina tho mayne

>>40958756 (OP)
I lick ass & fuck pussy so it’s never been something that I’ve thought much of

>>40961857
>cope

>>40961870
Its ok to be gay. Lets just not pretend that a hole made for pooping is good for sex
>>40962154
Sorry if truth borthers you

i agree with op and enjoy my r/analonlylifestyle

>>40962400
Enjoy your risky std feces sex life desu. Pussy is supreme imo

>>40962407
ok desu

>>40958756 (OP)
Just admit you're a faggot that hates women.

>>40958756 (OP)
As a gayden I rate them about the same. Both areas should be cleaned and you should solo practice with both. Anal prep sounds like an even trade off for not being able to fuck most partners for 5-6 days.

>>40959043
your butt is also "genuinely self cleaning" but the fact theres gunk inside either is kinda lowkey gross. at the end of the day it's all just bacteria and unsanitary even if we pretend one is better than the other because half of the population has no real say in the matter. it's not like you can just not have sex.

>>40959055
trans men are amazing but we already knew this anon <3

>>40962510
>it's not like you can just not have sex

>>40961857
>ts like you take all your opinions from some gay men who never touched a vag.
Yeah why would a gay guy post on the LGBT board and never touch a vag? Crazy right

>>40958770
this, and they and their supporters deserve the gas

>>40959055
for me it's the hairy man mansmell manskin part since I'm a straggot, otherwise it does sound like an improvement

>>40959116
tell me more

>>40958756 (OP)
all sex is disgusting

>>40963205
Note that I never said the word "sex" in the OP. This is not strictly relegated to sex, but masturbation, etc. etc.

>>40958756 (OP)
anal does hurt and vaginal feels amazing!
>>40959043
yeah they're comparing a natural bacteria to a literal poophole
>>40960562
i shouldn't admit this where men can see it but sometimes i feel my poop through my pussy

>>40963352
>anal does hurt and vaginal feels amazing!
Anal pain isn't inherent any more than jogging pain is if you're couch potato. If it hurts, you're not doing something right and haven't trained; the rectum is a muscle like any other. If you use lube and don't try to jam a cock in with no preparation of course it will hurt, but if you're not a moron it won't.

>yeah they're comparing a natural bacteria to a literal poophole
Is the gut microbiota not natural?
>i shouldn't admit this where men can see it but sometimes i feel my poop through my pussy
This is magically not gross tho

>>40958756 (OP)
the pussy is a better pleasure organ and the poop reason is major too
quite a few people are into piss but not into poop

>>40963387
or i can just use my pussy which was designed for sex

>>40963352
sometimes when guys poop it hits their prostate and it feels kind of nice

>>40963420
I'm not saying you can't? I'm saying the two aren't really different by any of the criteria you're using for "grossness"

the anus is basically just a cloaca

>>40962510
You can go from pussy to mouth without any health concerns, same is not true with anal to mouth. Its just not the same.

>>40962673
Well they should not pretend to be experts of the topic. It just comes out as bitter and jealous.

>>40964060
People get ill from pussy to mouth all the time too. The only reason you can't do anal to mouth is because I don't know who would want to put lube in their mouth

>>40964068
I'm not pretending to be an "expert," again, the only assertion I'm making is that "these two things aren't really that different in terms of 'grossness', objectively." Of course I'm going to be bitter and jealous if I'm relentlessly demonized for my sexuality. Why wouldn't I

>>40964083
Thats just hpv. If you are not ancient, you have been vaxed for that

>>40964084
I think piv is objectively a lot less gross, there is no competition. You should not feel bitter about it. Either you were born with penetration genitals or receiving genitals. If you don't want to do the role that you were created to, you need to compromise (have feces hole sex or use artificial strap). I think you should fix your attitude.

>>40964086
Good thing it's not limited to that then!

>>40964086
lol i'm ancient (30) and they gave me trouble when i asked for it because "it's only for girls you don't have a cervix honey." i swear they're just primed to interpret anything a trans woman says as a delusion.
meanwhile... https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/40155487/

>>40964125
Thats something that can be treated with antibiotics, its not harmful, just smells nasty

>>40964376
Same thing with anything anal to mouth related. What's your point

>>40964166
All young people get that hpv vax in my country. It really sucks if it is not an option. I hope you managed to get that vax.

>>40964387
You can get harmful, deadly diseases from mouth to anal. Bacterial vaginosis just makes pussy smell bad, thats it. Not really the same thing here.

>>40964411
Cervical cancer is not a harmful, deadly disease. You learn something new every day

>>40964422
Thats caused by hpv most young women are vaxxed against it

>>40964404
i did after much argument it was just a completely insane argument because even if you do believe neovaginas are somehow immune (clearly they're not) we still have anus and oral (and most papers of trans women's stds just completely refuse to accept that we'd get srs and focus entirely on anal). you'd think they'd be concerned about that but they instead go for the doublethink where we don't have anal because we have vaginas and don't have vaginal because our vaginas don't work. we're simultaneously std ridden and incapable of attracting a mate.
anyway when you do find a paper on the subject they're often of the form "she came and complained of vaginal pain, bleeding and we told her to go home and dilate instead of examining but later her lungs stopped working and we determined the cancer had metastasized. sadly she died. transition is really dangerous." like i said, we're automatically delusional.

>>40964515
Historically they weren't up until recently, and soon fewer and fewer will be as anti-vaxx sentiment rises. So I take it then you'll change your mind?

>>40958756 (OP)
Just team up and destroy the female lies already. Why are you even talking about low priority shit like this.

>>40964533
Nah, I don't have sex with old people