Thread 40961156

How do you like to wind down?

Sott: https://youtu.be/5tpQaCAq6Qc?si=4k9WRmI7fFoKwdQ0

Prev: >>40956756

I love you, chasers.

>>40961160
so true. i think there should be less stigma around being a chaser

>>40961160
>>40961174
I love u tranners

>>40961156 (OP)
Lay in bed and listen to sad songs

>>40961160
I love you

Hey. Pain medication person. What medication is it and what's the dosage? Also what's your breathing like right now?

>>40961160
Thank you it means a lot
>>40961156 (OP)
>qott
Alcohol but it comes at a cost
Alternatively a long hot bath, but it's not as effective

>>40961183
thank you anon. i'm sending positive energy your way

You can’t hurt me now.

what's more pathetic, fetishistic 'transbians', like the majority of western shemales, or the heavily closeted 'chasers' that lust after their dicks, I mean, penises, I mean, femininity?

>>40961233
what's wrong with having a penis?

>>40961229
Wow my pathetic coping strategy is really a joke to u

>>40961233
U for glowing so bright

>>40961233
I think objectively if you're trooning out you're more mentally ill than someone who finds that attractive.

>>40961229
that's what you think! take this!

The time for jokes is over now.

>>40961242
nothing! it only makes you even more of a woman princess queen girl lady chick goddess!
now shove it up the shit-filled ass of another shemale to really revel in your femininty and experience true womanhood! :^)

Bros and sis's, did you know you can just not engage with bait and then it can't take over a thread

I only take what I can give.

Does this look like a masculine body

>>40961268
Do you have a list of these ready to go?

seeing you use capitalization and punctuation is scaring me
even more than vagueposting...
please come home we're worried about you

>>40961276
definitely

>>40961274
suspicious filename
before passing any judgment, who is this. is this you? are you mocking somebody else?

Me and not a single human being in the universe because I'm a hideous hon

>>40961260
you're trying really hard to upset me. are you a neonazi?

I have a list.

>>40961274
Nope.

>>40961290
It should only upset you if you're a transbian desu

I knew twinkchan would enjoy my vagueposting

It’s ready to go.

>>40961280
This one is about me, while it may be scarry for you, I am trying to fix my grammar again ;D

>>40961294
im just bi

>>40961198
I’ll be okay. Sorry to worry you

>>40961305
So that's a yes

>>40961289
I would pick doing it inside of a rose with a tranner ladybug, that would be very romantic

>>40961289
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUxQ2ZGt58&pp=ygURVmlyZ2luaXR5IGlzIGNvb2w%3D

>>40961310
no, because im attracted to men too. Why do you think I'm a lesbian

>>40961311
o(﹏)
>>40961313
Its not even about sex but also about nobody ever loving me
>>40961321
Sorry to inform but youre being actively baited

The problem with people who enjoy taking bait to entertain themselves is that they tank the places they do it in
Sarah and Bronya for example, bless their hearts

>>40961325
Yeah but what if 50 people screaming about virginity is just really funny?

>>40961333
users who post bait are kind of pathetic. its a total waste of time

>>40961325
Me and you

>>40961321
The overwhelming majority of "bi" girls that come into het trans spaces come here because transbian ones are full of mental illness and catfighting or they were kicked out or they are bored, etc. But they are still just coming here to flirt and hang out with other trannies and rot and often bring their mental illnesses with them. Their attraction to men is entirely hypothetical or they were SA'd at some point so while they're "bi" they would never be with a man, etc. I've even heard multiple times that a girl was bi but wouldn't date a man because she was SA'd, but the person who SA'd her was actually a transbian but she decided to call them a man and blame it on men instead.

If that doesn't sound like you, fair enough. It's just I can't help but notice some patterns.

>>40961333
it's a shame there is collateral damage because engaging with bait in a reclaiming way is a powerful way to disarm trolls and haters sometimes
ive been reflecting a good bit tonight on the type of autistic trolls we have here where a response is often not even needed for them to keep going. the kind who can laugh at their own posts and find themselves funny enough to just perpetuate the trolling solo for weeks or months at a time all by themselves. it's tough figuring out the best way to handle peeps like that

>>40961346
Do you think the lady bugs think this is romantic too?

Wow, Pichu understands me completely.

Crazy how this panic attack's been lasting this long lmao.
>>40961307
You better be okay. Don't apologize.

>>40961334
Idk not really just kill me
>>40961346
Ofc I have to be the ogrehon ladybug (ΩДΩ)

You're going to be sorry.

>>40961348
My attraction to men isn't hypothetical. i currently have a boyfriend. there are a lot of lesbians who call themselves bi though

If I had a bf everything would be okay

>>40961358
They do seem to find romantic places
>>40961366
Shush, you're a beautiful ladybug. Look at how your elytra matches our rosy bed. I had to find a place just as beautiful as you are for this night.

>>40961387
Cuddling does feel amazing

>>40961401
I’m sorry

stu wife

>>40961407
For what?

>>40961401
do you like being held by guys

>>40961417
I do the holding

If I had a bf he would leave me for someone else first change given because I'm a hon

If I had a gf, I'd have a gf. Not much would change. Life is good :)

My chaser love interest told me he's worried that he'll think I look too clocky when we meet up someday and then he won't be into me.

Anyone have any experience with this? Is this a normal fear to have or should I be worried that he's worried about that?

>>40961444
king

Why the fuck would any of you retarda want to date a tranny, cis women are better in literally every single way. Cuter, kinder, more attractive, honestly more interesting and smarter, are you just faggots that love cock?

>>40961444
Strike first: do an acid attack on him on your first date, semi blinding him so he won't be able to tell if you are too clocky. That way he can't leave you, after all he needs you to help him cross streets now.

>>40961444
you shouldn't worry about it

>>40961456
Some are gay and want the cock, some a gay pedos and like the youthful look estrogen gives trannys and finally some are incels that can't get a cis woman

>>40961412
I’m selfish and stupid and evil

>>40961434
I take this back. Just remembered stu isn't my wife. It's joever.

>>40961456
I'm more attracted to them and besides the mental illness they generally have better personalities

>>40961456
its obvious that cis girls don't want you. maybe you should rope

>>40961456
I didn't expect to love a trans woman.. It just happened. I'm not a chaser but I like the company here sometimes. I do find cis women attractive..

My friend has been getting closer to me after breaking up with his cis gf

>>40961482
Is this someone I know? What letter does your last name end in?

I’m ready for what's to come.

>>40961516
Suck his dick

>>40961220
>>40961274
love u

>>40961524
why…

>>40961525
Why are you awake always

>>40961535
ily too

>>40961536
Just say it so I can have closure

>>40961544
k

>>40961548
Not the person I know thankfully

Gonna close my eyes now.

>>40961456
Lol yeah right this is clearly a role reversal larp of the actual standard scenario - she has a wormout moment thinking you're gonna be grossed out by her supposed horrid manliness irl and tries to send you the worst angles possible to self-sabotage but is still just cute
Many such cases

>>40961561
Wish i could spoon u to sleep dawgy

>>40961554
sorry for stressing you

>>40961567
Oops that was for the baitpost above that baitpost

>>40961571
That's okay I'm retarded for still thinking about her like that

You guys need to start doing shit that makes you feel alive. Staying stuck in depression does nothing to suck life away from you.

>>40961598
nothing but suck the life away*
Typing is hard when tipsy.

>>40961287
Yeah it's me
>>40961535
You too <3

>>40961610
what are u drinking

rose will u be posting cheek today?

do any of you take prog

Cudding stu.

>>40961660
i do normally but im too scared

>>40961660
My ex did, it made her tits bigger

>>40961677
don't be scared. did you know it has positive effects on your mood

>>40961156 (OP)
im winding down with some food and chocolate milk right now.

>>40961660
Yes

Good morning trannies. I love you!

>>40961696
love u anon

Check out this board, it's from the 70s

>>40961683
it does not for me and im worried how it will interact with my other medication post surgery

>>40961717
its been helpful for me. I guess it doesn't work for some people though

>>40961725
it makes me more emotional i find. there’s probably just something wrong with me

>>40961475
Sad
>>40961500
They do, that's the only reason I'm posting this
>>40961495
>>40961506
>>40961567
You need to talk to real women, I promise you they're better than trannies and it's not even close.

How’s everyone’s morning going?

>>40961767
my morning has been okay. what about you?

Why do you sissies reek so fucking badly? Take a shower sissy.

No one wants a stinky sissy.

>>40961774
It’s been fine, I couldn’t stay asleep :p

>>40961783
Have you been waking up in the middle of the night. That's a problem for me sometimes

Making out with braith’s butthole

I can't get the cis girls I'd want so.

hey trannies, what's it like to have tits?

>>40961712
you summoned me

>>40961156 (OP)
Qott: Watching weird shit on YouTube

>>40961830
IT WORKED
Now do crazy incubus stuff to me

>>40961804
No there’s just too much noise in the city that it woke me up

>>40961824
Feels good to have them.touched, they get pointy when its cold or when good music comes on or when you're hormy or when you get goosebumps, stomach sleeping isn't as good tho

Wearing a shirt that says "I love my girlfriend's cone tits"

I love teasing pointy tranny nipples with my tongue. One tranny asked me to rub my cock on her nipples and I came just from that.

>>40961850
sit on my lap and let me hold you and give you kisses

It's a crime I didn't wake up next to a clocky tranny, and that I didn't get to roll over to spoon her, grab handfuls of her while cuddling and hotdog my morning wood between her pajama claden butt cheeks.

I love tranners and enbies

It's a crime I don't have stu in my arms right now while she drifts off into sleep with a smile.

Prude trannies that don't put out until marriage <3

is it unethical to watch tranner porn?

trannies that let me cum balls deep in their faggot pussy

are female chasers a thing?

>>40961971
They have their own thread and if it's not up make one.

>>40961966
It’s unethical NOT to

>>40961975
i like it when they crawl around on the floor in nothing but a dog collar. if i had a tranner gf, id like for her to crawl on the floor

>>40961966
yes, don't watch porn period.

hello to all euro girls!

>>40961971
They don't. That is why if there is a thread it does really quickly lmao

I'm 5'4" and 230lbs. Incredibly hairy and masculine in appearance. Is there any hope for me as a chaser or should I just stick to cis girls?

if you're 5'4" there's not much hope for you in general sorry

Does anybody want to see my ass...

good morning lovers i missed you i feel like i dreamed and dreamed about us but I don't remember them
>>40961156 (OP)
qott: touching myself. not really. smoking a cigarette usually helps me get it together a little there's something really meditative about it

>>40961971
they are yeah. for some reason people think they don't but if you go on dating apps or go to the clubs they're everywhere. generally very sweet also ive made out with a lot of them but it never really went anywhere for various reasons

>>40961982
i like crawling on the floor but I feel like you're making it weird. im just doing it to have fun

>>40962196
I guess so

>>40962130
there's hope for anyone as a chaser don't worry about that stuff there's no trait that's disqualifying. it's just about being patient until you meet the right person

lf vampire tranner gf
>>40961997
nta but i only jerk it to my imagination

I want to rape

>>40962243
im deathly afraid of sunlight does that count. i eat lots of garlic and i wear a lot of crosses tho

I need to rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

>>40962249
>>40962245
have you tried raping your own hand, big scary princess?

>>40962246
me too, all except wearing crosses. sunlight is bad for your skin and i plan to offset twink death as much as possible

>>40962254
dont say that that makes me worried... you gotta make peace with it coming sooner or later even if you take care of yourself
anyway word to the wise a nuclear strength vitamin C preparation is your best friend in that battle

>>40962254
>>40962251
>>40962249
>>40962243
>>40962196
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Kat's pussy (his asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)
Brown wet poop keeps spraying out of Kat's ass all over the chair
"My ass-pussy is so wet for you MONO my beautiful wife" Kat moans

Val lost
Navy lost
Pedro lost
Mono won

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Nick (Kat) moans because her (his) pussy (asshole) is getting wet (he is shitting himself)
A moist sound. The poop particles fly out of Kat's "pussy" into the room. BRAPPING.

oh waow
think I’ll come back later

>>40962257
i'm honestly fine with it desu. but i've been using tretinoin for the past three years and the results are great. i'll be happy with my looks as long as im in shape and have hair, i embrace the encroaching twunk years

Can you sissies take a shower please holy shit you fucking stink

ummm jannies??? the schitzo chasers are scaring the tranners off

>>40962267
yea i think that rules! people spiral a lot about twinkdeath but in practice people basically always pivot very gracefully there's lots of good options to spec into

>>40962284
sorry they didnt scare me off i was just trying to find the original artist i couldn't find them last night. no luck today either... thats obviously rosalina right? i figured looking up with pit_hair and scat tags would find something but there's no results on any of the usual sites i use... i think i need to use rule34 but its banned here :I

>>40962287
wait is this bronya?
but i've specced into the lean twink/twunk build and might invest more points into the twunk skill tree as I age

Need some sissy ass on my dick rn ngl

>>40962302
where are you from

>>40962301
yea its bronya! ive been having a lot of fun playing with being off trip lately its good to change things up
twunks are totally fashionable lately right... all the trend predictors were saying it was gonna be an otter season but it seems more twunky lately i wonder if they got it wrong

>>40962310
Knowing women no matter how hot a guy is there's always a woman jerking it in the corner and mumbling "more hair" to herself

>>40962307
Pennsylvania

>>40962322
LMFAO yea thats definitely true

>>40962310
oh i thought you got banned again, good to see you. but i think the twunk is a timeless and elegant look
>>40962322
definitely true tho, but i'm a natural hairless twunk, gotta work with what i got

>>40962335
im always around... there's no escaping bronya ( o ) w ( o )

>>40962347
is it pronounced bron-ya or brony-a? or some european thing?

>>40961156 (OP)
I watch rocket launches mostly

>>40962324
there's no way for me then sorry... would have been a great ass (chasers loved me yesterday)

>>40962360
i accept all pronunciations im woke. but for what its worth i pronounce it like gráinne but with a B at the start

>>40962363
us australians dont know anything besides english, especially those accented letters. i'll stick to bron-ya

>>40962367
oh right i guess there wouldn't be much motivation for language learning there... i never thought about that...

>>40961456
Im attracted to autistic people and half the girls I ever fell for are lesbians for some reason and its just so tiring.

The last girl I fell for was a sexual, then a lesbian, and another autist lesbian before that. I have literally zero attraction to masculinity though cause I legit would rather be gay but I have not felt attracted physically to another guy since I was like 12.

>>40962371
we're a country of uneducated retards, but it's a secret so don't tell anyone

>>40962378
ok your secret is safe with me

Can't wait for rape a sissy Wednesday, my favourite day of the week

my favourite day of the week is monday :D

If tranners are demure why do they shit from their delectable assholes?

>>40962432
to live is to contain multitudes

>>40962432
HSTS don't shit because they take their HRT which removes the need to poo.

AGPs simply don't care and that's why they take gargantuan stinky monsterhon shits.

Why is it bad to rape sissies if it feels really good and makes my penis happy? My penis is always happy when I rape a sissies ass with it.

>>40962449
Something tells me bronya has a hard time wiping kwt alone cleaning out properly, that's a perma dirty hole.

>>40962461
I don't remember who that is but if she's AGP she most likely has a disgusting shitty butthole.

>qott
i really love a bath. i usually keep a few nice bath bombs handy but bubblebath is fine too. i'll get it so hot that it makes my head sweat and soak in it until i'm all pruney. then spend way to long doing hair and skin care and flop into my bed/onto my couch and shitpost. inevitably fall asleep soon after

agp really is just a way to say
>i think you're disgusting and gross and i hate you (medically speaking)
like its just repackaging the same stigma we get from elsewhere but vaguely medicalising it. its used here just to mean 'the bad ones'.

>>40962472
Boo hoo.

We get it.

You took a gross stinky AGP shit and now you're feeling ashamed.

But don't involve us. We don't wanna hear it. We're not interested in your bowel movements.

You're sick.

>>40962472
i take great pride in being one of the bad ones

>>40962472
for blanchard hsts were also bad ones lol, his whole clique of faggot pedophiles kinda hate hsts more desu

>>40962478
what? are you ok?
>>40962479
based actually

>>40962485
oh i agree and i think his typology is bad even as he imagines it. i am more talking about the spectre of that typology. like the way that framework floats around spaces like this and has just become another language for very boring regular transmisogyny, instead of the specific medical transmisogyny he proposed. its like 'the cute pretty lovely ones' and 'the weird ugly gross manish monsters'. real women and fake ones.

i will say that as a woman of a certain age i am extremely interested in people's bowel movements. did you know serotonin is produced in the gut. gut health is extremely important i want to make sure everyone is getting enough dietary fiber. and ferments. please take care of your gut microbiome

>>40962493
yeah obvs

am I beautiful when I take off my glasses

>>40962511
cute what do you look like with them on

>>40962488
Okay? Am I OK? Let’s see.

Yes I am. Knowledge is power. I’m more than okay. You stupid bitch.

The HSTS poos once a week. Tiny, odorless pellets that look like rabbit poop. She flushes the toilet and sprays it for good measure.

The AGP is constipated for 3 days and then proceeds to take a disgusting, fat stinky monstrous ogre shit that leaves the entire house reeking for hours. She forgets to flush.

Never give a shithon any attention.

>>40962509
i think what i find interesting specifically is the way that the air of medicalisation sort of permits people to say that stuff in a way i think, even here, many would not do. or would at least couch in other things. but because the the typology came from us being pathologized, the spectre of the pathology gains a kind of legitimacy that allows people to be really direct in their transmisogyny

>>40962511
yes! ur so pretty :)

>>40962511
mariefren you're always a cutie. i think you do look beautiful here yes
>>40962514
have you ever had a tranny gf. i know this is a shitpost im just wondering if you're like this irl and if anyone can tolerate it

>>40962521
i like both :)

>>40962516
<3 thx so much Stu ily
what are u up to, still on vacay :0
>>40962518
thx >< ily <3

>>40962518
Unironically 2.
>im just wondering if you're like this irl
Ask yourself if you think anyone could get away with that. Obviously not. I use this place to shitpost.

>>40962511
did you touch this up with AI or is this just makeup?

>>40962531
you say that but i've met people from here and they have been absolutely mental irl. i suppose that would go figure but yeah you never know! good shitposting anyway but pls do not talk to me about poop i find it uncomfortable

>>40962527
yeah :)
im playing silksong :)

>>40962533
makeup ><
I put a bit more blush on than usual and also eyeliner
I have been getting better at using eyeliner pens, I never thought I’d be able to do it cuz my hands aren’t v steady but turns out practice makes perfect
hmmm I think I forgot to finish with powder today actually…
o well
>>40962526
I like (you) :3

>>40962535
Oo cool I never got that far into hollow knight, I should tho desu I’m strays always complaining abt how there’s no good games anymore and then when a creative new highly believed indie game comes out I just don’t play it lel
I think I actually stopped playing right around the time u first fight the character that silksong is about, she seemed cool tho I should rly take another look

>>40962547
you should! its a good game

i want to quietly eat cup noodles together with a chaser in a warm coziness that goes beyond words

omg stu im also playing silksong, u should cum in my butt girl

>>40962558
show me ur butt and ill consider it

>>40962568
i showed u my butt yesterday babe

>>40962571
i remember, yeah id cum in there

Look how sweet my puppy is :))
He’s been a v good boy, eating all his food and even having a few hot dogs during the day as a snack
I got him some fancy kibble the vet recommended and he likes it, has been eating with minimal encouragement
and as long as I buy a bulk supply it isn’t that much more expensive than regular kibble
aaaa basically I am happy I have been a bit worried abt his weight (too skinny) but now I think it will be ok

>>40962575
a baby. an angel made flesh

>>40962534
Really? That sucks because the only ones I've met with were nice. What was the worst experience you had if you don't mind sharing?
>but pls do not talk to me about poop
Sorry lady, my shitposting is not gonna stop

>>40962576
ikr T~T I’m so lucky to have him in my life <3<3<3

i want a friend doggy too :(

>>40962534
>but pls do not talk to me about poop i find it uncomfortable
>>40962291
>i figured looking up with pit_hair and scat tags would find something but there's no results on any of the usual sites i use

>>40962479
>>40962488
grim honestly

>>40962472
>stigma
sigmaa sigmaa 67 67 67 sigmaaa alphaa mustardd

>>40962573
come in anytime u like bb

how do I get out of bed on a Sunday

>>40962606
yay :)

I don't really understand the purpose of this thread if the place is full of transbians and no one's really interested in eachother

>>40962575
I miss my dog, he's like yours, face all white and the sweetest boy alive. He's not dead i just moved.
Give your dog extra pets from me.

>>40962610
first start sitting up in bed, stay like that for a bit
eventually u will feel ready to get up for real

>>40962611
how do you like silksong so far?

>>40962612
It's a dead husk of what this place used to be. Zoomers ruined it desu.

>>40962612
im very interested in many of the posters here they just happen to also be trannies

>>40962612
i just like to hang out and chat sorta like a chatroom because im really lonely

>>40962618
good idea but there's no need to get out of bed, too much effort for too little reward

>>40962612
I wish it was still good how everyone always claims it was, I'm in dire need of a chaser as a straight tranny

>>40962612
here is what ruined it if you want the truth

>influx of insane people from /b/ and incels from /r9k/
>influx of transbians (yes, it's a problem)
>chasers who neg trannies
>certain tripfags

>>40962635
not me tho right

i am sad because a boy i was seeing stood me up and then ghosted me

>>40962596
i'm not the same anon i only made the first post :(
people keep mistaking me for other people here
>>40962600
why
>>40962578
i found a guy close to me and he turned out to have zero chill and when i tried to distance myself he got very possessive and made hints that he was going to stalk me and would show up at my house and even made a few public rape threats

>>40962639
definitely you. you suck.

>>40962651
nah not me def

>>40962639
you more than anyone

>>40962634
it was different but im not sure if it was better. people have been saying that about every thread and board here since forever.

>>40962656
nah i think u're mistaken

>>40962631
sad but real
>>40962644
:< that’s horrible nona I’m so sorry to hear that

it sucks how dangerous dating is

>>40961160
I love you

>Nutted to weird looking tranny pressing cock and balls on glass

I need to quit porn and be straight agin bros

i require one (1) giant bf with big thighs i can straddle and grind against thank you

>>40962649
>i found a guy close to me and he turned out to have zero chill and when i tried to distance myself he got very possessive and made hints that he was going to stalk me and would show up at my house and even made a few public rape threats
Holy shit

>>40962672
yeah u do wtf

eating a sausage roll with a knife and fork because im right classy x

>>40962666
how so

>>40962649
yea ive had stuff like that too. it sucks. stay safe

>>40962686
Gooning my little clitty to sissy hypnos like a good girl

>>40962682
Anal curve just gets me too :(

Nothing better than yelling at another fellow chaser for fucking up a relationship I would have killed for.

>>40962625
go to mtfg

>>40962649
>why
>i take pride in shitting up the thread

>>40962656
>>40962651
false. she's not a transbian so that saves her from hell tier

>>40962639
Not u, it's bronya, braith, pichu, discordia and bronya enablers, your fine outside of your uncle talks and some other things, still miles better than the terrible 4

>>40962730
i think she was saying she takes pride in being a 'bad tranny' by some weird standard put on us by others. not that she enjoys ruining threads.
>>40962695
um
>>40962688
>>40962681
its okay i am in a much better place now and much less in the market for looking for sketchy men to prop up my low self esteem

>>40962735
she's shit tier but not hell tier. i agree

>>40962621
its very good :) some of the quests are lame tho

>>40962743
TRVKE

>>40962743
>bronya enablers
hate these people
probably transbians or samefagging
refuse to believe people simp for that

Misandrist trannies who secretly despise men but use them for validation only to toss them aside and date women instead <3

>>40962756
Ima guess its a member of the transfats

>>40962612
the terminal trifecta
transbians tourists tripfags

>>40962686
From greggs?

Misogynist chasers who think women are inferior and do not like them but imagine trannies are women-lite and therefore better because they're a little bit men only to realise trannies are the same and date cis women instead <3

Fat ugly bald short 30+ chasers who are settling for trannies as a last resort <3

>>40962743
Add sarah to that list, she's horrid

>>40962779
no it was from a local chain that mogs greggs. i had never tried them before. i went to claires to get some hair clips and got chatting with the lady there. and she was saying how she got a pasty for lunch and was worried she now smelled like onions lol. so i asked her where she got it from and where she would recommend. she pointed me to this place and the bakery lady gave me buy one get one free on the sausage rolls because they'd made too many on accident. so i had one left over today and thought i'd be all fancy and knife and fork it

>>40962781
Incel coded

>Sarah
>Braith
>Mariemoder
>Bronya
>Pichu
All trash

>>40962781
i like how you think anon I had the same chain of thoughts lately

>>40962798
Is this LeBronya James?

I failed the shit test, I was sucking her cock and I wasn't being harsh BDSM MASTER daddy dom enough about it.

Tranny gf that is OK with me being both misogynistic and misandrist at the same time.

>>40962813
rookie mistake

>>40962809
I can nut to marie at least.

>>40962809
time for me to become a new good tripfagger

I enter just to wish to our princess strawberry to have a nice day

>>40962812
noooo please stop i keep saying im not her ahhhh
i've been mistaken for her 4 times in the last 2 days and idk why im just here posting about my sausage rolls and the gym i don't think im like her at all really

>>40962798
Did u document this sossig roll in photo form

>>40962825
This is probably the transbian known as saltine.

>>40962825
You must be fuckin unbearable then, that's unfortunate.

>>40962813
thank you for learning from our talk yesterday and good luck with your future dick sucking
>>40962826
i did not but the next time i go to town i'll take pics of any nice bakery things i get

>>40962812
its salt

>>40962832
Bet theyve got some top gingerbread men in there all dolled up in chocolate

>>40962815
Back to the glucking board.
>>40962832
So do I suck only 1/3 or 2/3's of the cock? What's the correct lip position? What's an appropriate noise level and suck-tone?

Fuck, she digging in me. She digging in me. She digging in a nigga. Go ahead, babe~

>>40962843
they did have some nice looking ones but personally its not my cup of tea. not to yuck your yum im just not a gingerbread fan its a me issue. they apparently have nice carrot cake tho so will be investigating that
>>40962846
im sorry my studies into optimal chaser dick sucking are incomplete and not yet peer reviewed
you should make a slurping noise like you're sucking down spaghetti and say 'yum yum'
>>40962831
jurys out
>>40962835
>>40962830
helloooo

>>40962830
>transbian
ahhahahaahha
this place is fuckin just rotted out and dead

>>40962865
>im sorry my studies into optimal chaser dick sucking are incomplete and not yet peer reviewed
>you should make a slurping noise like you're sucking down spaghetti and say 'yum yum'
You're not taking this very seriously, must be a sexless chud bad actor larping as the queen.

>>40962865
Ent spoke to u in ages luv hope youve been doing well

>>40962865
Hi salt. Are you still dating the canadian girl?

>more transbians talking about absolutely nothing
I wish the Lord would take me now!

Which girl here has the best rack?

>>40962897
Wine girl or pichu

listen up chasers
your tranner crush will get fucked by big transbian gock while you goon in the corner. you're pathetic.

the way you bitch about transbians all day is really attractive anon... can i come watch you sit at your computer and make 4chan posts sometime?

>>40962897
i dont have much rack but I'm pretty sure I have the best ass

>>40962892
>>40962879
>>40962865
>>40962830
Why does chasergen need more transbians? Do they not have their own thread? Genuinely curious, was there some sort of thing that causes them to come here?

>>40962870
dw im not here to cause trouble i just like a natter
>>40962877
idk what to say we discussed this at length yesterday and my capacity to discuss blowing trans women is at its limit
>>40962879
alri lid
im doing okay! im a bit lonely as im in a city where i don't know anyone now but things are generally going good. getting my money up to get surged, getting prettier, minding my business. i am a bit sad for today for this reason >>40962644 but otherwise ok
how are you also who is this
>>40962909
i've always posted here idk what to say, im not causing a fuss and im not transbian
>>40962892
yeah of course shes lovely

>>40962897
Ava has a good pair

>>40962930
AWOOGA

>>40962909
the same reason multiple lesbian and cis4sis lesbian subreddits had to be shutdown
they're invasive

>>40962926
>i am sad because a boy i was seeing stood me up and then ghosted me
>>40962892
>you still dating the canadian girl?
>>40962926
>yeah of course shes lovely

>>40962930
fake, no?

Transbians are the jews of the lgbt world. Expelled from 109 female spaces.

>>40962926
Oh sorry to hear about that but good to see youre alri in general, doing OK myself
Does dartsanon ring a bell? Just popped back in here like last month

>>40962963
transbians deserve nothing but gas chambers

>>40962964
omg! hi! ya long time no speak. im sorry for being radio silent, i had some bad life stuff happen (hence moving city) and just sort of went offline for a while. nice to bump into you again. whats new for you are lad

>>40962926
>im not here to cause trouble teehee
c'mon now

>>40962963
Funnily enough I kinda didn't care until Sarah started posting demoralization bait aimed at straight tranners and now I literally hate all of them.

>>40962825
i think everyone is a little bit bronya

>>40962990
its true im just here because i like chatting with my frens and sometimes meet cool people through the board. i don't think i've ever caused anyone problems here. but its whatever i can go find somewhere else to chat

ukbros suffering when it comes to tranners

>>40962903
Begone demon.

>>40962897
kiria and strawberry

>>40963030
I mean I was here yesterday no need to straight up lie lol

today's apple is a braeburn. i rate them i like that the skin is a little thicker it has a pleasant chewiness to it. i dont mind that the flesh is a little less crisp cause they're so juicy. my favourite is still fiji apples tho the flavour is just in a whole other tier. anyone have apple cultivar recs im gonna try them all my diet is 90% apples rn

>>40963035
demo ma n

>>40963035
funny how the chasers from other euro countries seem to like us

its morny. again. when will this end omg

>>40962981
All good dw about it, you did say that tends to happen so no biggie at all. Hope you can get on top of whatever it was, did you move to a place with a decent pub at least?
Been up to all sorts of nonsense over the summer but overall p good!

>>40963049
who's us. who do I like?

>>40963038
kiria has small tits they're just not unexistent as they should for a 10months boymoder

>>40963049
That wasn't meant to be a negative comment towards Stu but now that you took offense to it, it is. Fuck you Stu on behalf of this random faggot.

>>40963044
the only thing i think this could be refering to was the heated convo about sucking dick in which me and the guy i was speaking to both said sorry and agreed we were being agro for no reason. i think that was pretty neatly resolved desu. otherwise i spoke about the gym and that was it really
>>40963056
well thank you for being understanding :)
>Hope you can get on top of whatever it was, did you move to a place with a decent pub at least?
more or less, i fell out with family again and just in general needed a new start and things are a bit better now. not sure on the pub front. i have had one night out so far and ended up having a ciggy and a drink with two local lads who swore their pub was the best pub so maybe thats a good sign! but remains to be seen for certain

what kind of nonsense have you been up to?

>>40963063
be nice to kiria she has a lot on her plate as is

>>40963049
sorry i meant to reply to >>40963033
>>40963033
>>40963033

uk tranners suffering in general

>>40963083
LOL I figured as much. No worries.

>>40963074
i hate kiria shes a dumb brazilian ugly nosed neverpasser lateshit boymoder

>>40963083
oh. so far im pretty sure bronya, salt and clown are UK right? i do not like any of those people at all. maybe clown isnt so bad but shes pretty crazy. i think people here will basically just simp for anything.

all true btw

>>40963100
I do not value your opinion.

>>40963093
i figured it was you LMAO hang in there... its normal to feel like that sometimes. but you won't have to boymode forever

>>40963089
Good.

>>40963100
i value ur opinion kiria

It's OK for bongs to suffer.

>>40963117
>>40963109
:(

>>40963104
u should ive always been one of the smartests in my classes u.u
>>40963107
i will look at my competition >>40960039 its so over i need a rhinoplasty so bad but my dad hates me and i hate him too so no rhinoplasty for me i mean for her unless she somehow gets a good paying job before even starting college

>>40963116
based sorry i forgot to update the thread before replying but imagine you're on this post >>40963127 and im saying based to u ^.^

>>40963127
other women are not your competition! you have your own value to offer and both of you are whole human beings that aren't just one image. and if you want a rhinoplasty you can just make your own money. it's not easy but you're in control

im eating broccoli and homemade peanut butter

>other women are not your competition
Beta mentality. It's not enough one succeeds. Others should also fail.

>>40963099
im not talking about the trips lol
> i think people here will basically just simp for anything.
thats true tho

>>40963164
ooo how was the process of making the peanut butter? i have a lot of friends that do it and swear by it but ive never tried i don't have a good blender :( im worried it would separate. i also don't really use a lot of peanut butter. i really want a good quality pistachio butter though even though its viral slop or whatever now ive just always really liked it. there's a good french one that comes in like a toothpaste tube but its impossible to get here esp lately so i gotta diy... but they seem like an oilier nut which would probably be easier?
people make nut milks and stuff at home too i wanna get better at not falling for marketing and just making stuff if i want to. that kind of stuff is like. i dont care about being a wife but it gives me the satisfaction of like. i run a good household even if its just me in it >:3 im the strongest

>>40963073
I'll be looking forward to jacket story 2.0. Nonsense wise I ended up going down the south coast for a weekend and accidentally stayed there like a degen for a month so that was quite fun. Then turns out a bunch of mates are moving to new cities so I've basically been a tourist hopping houses every other weekend.
You better keep an eye out for a sneaky spoons and find a cool spot to nick cigs from lads in the garden.
Think we're still on Discord if you ever fancy a natter to get something off your chest I'm ears!

hmm tonight I will boil potatoes and make the potato slop
I got a whole buncha peppers to put in it

>>40963063
kiria never posted her tits

House MD is retarded. They really let this dude order billions of dollars worth of tests just to almost kill a guy.

>>40963209
i love that show wtf was his problem

>>40963209
That’s actually extremely realistic lmao

>>40963191
it's super easy, just need a decent food processor. i turned it into a complete nonsense spicy peanut sauce that i really like

>>40963218
god that sounds sooooo fucking good i dont cook savoury food with peanut butter enough im always just using chopped peanuts cause i like the texture... but they're both good... so savoury

>>40963073
>heated convo about sucking dick
>i don't think i've ever caused anyone problems here
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chasers reeeeeeeeeeee men etc
okay lol

damn i wanna eat satay now there's a really good place near here does anyone wanna come over and share it

>>40963195
yeah go on then :)
im deep cleaning my house today, i can hop on disc if you fancy a catch up. give me something to do in between scrubbing and dusting and such and will be nice to chat
your degen month sounds comfy

tonight i will be jerking off to the thought of trannys

it'd be cool if a lot of these people just stuck to discord

>>40963230
mmm I could go for chicken satay rn

the problem with chasergen is all these fucking trannies in a thread that's meant to be for chasers

trannies leave. this thread is for chaser 4 chaser love

I jacked off, thinkin about Bronya. I gotta get help

>>40963143
nooo maybe it was the wrong word i was just trying to say that the average zoomer transgirl here is basically as pretty as cisgirls and well im ugly and they basically all started hrt at max at 19y and kiria begged her parents for hrt at 17y and they said they would help her and pushed her to psychiatrists that tried to change her mind :)
>>40963208
true

>>40963248
i can recommend you some analysts if you would like

>>40963235
The transbians will never fuck off. They stick around for a reason, it's not just "frens" it'll get worse and worse until this place is dead, an extension of mtfg, or transbiangen.

>>40963069
D:

Then he's all like "this dude's bullshitting. go commit a felony in my behalf". Why hasn't no one shot House yet.

>>40963247
>>40963241
transbian angy

>>40963247
This.

It's what these beta males and transbians can't deal with.

They can't stand the idea of two strong and beautiful chasers broing it out.

Just two guys getting it on. Manly man style.

Why?

Because the beta males and transbians here are gay. They're jealous of c4c love and brotherhood.

Never listen to them.

>>40963251
i don't think you're ugly. i think social media also gives you an unrealistic perception of other people. i think its normal to war with your body early in transition and the entire time you boymode i think it will pass

chasers vs AGP trannys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCZs29IAu3c

>>40963265
i will do everything i can to support c4c. the holiest form of love

Idk I just think this place should be straight tranners and chasers but that's just me

>>40963231
It was pretty comfy despite having to sort out holiday time off with work wondering where the hell I was lmao
Just nipping in the shower i'll pop up in a bit dw about getting back right away if your heads under the sofa picking up dust bunnies

>>40963274
bi trannies keep losing :(

>>40963278
As you should.

>>40963278
i will cuddle u babe

>>40963273
>>40963265
>>40963247
>>40963241
Right who upset the Transbians.

yummy meal

>>40963286
potato

>>40963073
EW that was you? You suck brotha.

>>40963286
looks so good.... im jealous...

wite pipo dont szn theys food

i have never seen kiria's face, but i bet she is cute

>>40963286
looks like shit
> t. bitter hungryhon

>>40963276
talk soon then :)
>>40963280
https://voca.ro/1gGyeBBqMRWA

Yeah yeah stu, nobody wants to see your gross meal or hear you talk about the nasty AGP shits you'll be taking once you've finished it.

You bitch.

This general could be fixed by more man on man love.

Like in Sparta.

But the betas and transbians here are trying to turn this place into Athens.

wyt ppl leave floating trees n Minecraft

chaser bottom LF hung chaser tops
discord: beingnicehavinghun

>>40963335
just added you

>>40963286
>sen this
ok maybe stu gf and not stu wife. maybe even stu sidepiece desu

beggining to really understand why ppl generally hate transbians

>>40963293
true
>>40963301
you could have this if you hustle like i do. but not many are able
>>40963322
its gonna look like shit in a few hours
>>40963342
what...

>>40963329
its herbobrine

>>40963349
see not sen*

>>40963345
What is it that transbians have done in this thread that made you feel that way?

stroking my cock to the concept of trannys

>>40963358
but why :(

>>40963362
desu mostly last night + the chaser larping. im just tired of em and dont see the point in them being here.

there will be a global pandemic in 2019

>>40963369
i think therefore i stroke

>>40963324
Bichuds will bring up their bisexuality to criticize the opposite gender, often pitting them against eachother. It's easy to see why people dislike them. It's also not really easy to tell if they're actually bi or """"bi""""

>>40963377
What happened last night?

im a chaser who larps as a transbian larping as a chaser

>>40963392
sarah was just being awful and the whole dick suck debacle. i just dont think they come here in good faith. i mean of course they dont. this thread literally isnt for them

>>40963400
it was me who starting the dick sucking thing and i ended up saying sorry to the guy i was bickering with. we both said how we were taking out specific issues we had with specific people on one another. i feel silly for it and im sorry if it caused you a bother too. i am unfortunate enough to have had bf's who give awful head but i should not have made a big deal of it and im sorry for that

i honestly think i could do a pretty good job at a naruto themed blowjob ive been thinking about it and i have some ideas

SASGAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>40963423
Do you need help practicing?

>>40963439
yes :(

>>40963423
tell me more anon

>>40963441
Oh, um, wya?

>>40963445
no its a secret
>>40963447
im scared if i answer you will change your mind

>>40963450
fine keep your secrets

>>40963450
>im scared if i answer you will change your mind
Well it would have to be reasonably close I don't have a lot of money to travel right now. Is this bronya btw?

TRAITORS TRAITORS TRAITORS TRAITORS

im bored should i post ass

>>40963473
you should post ass

FUCK i forgot about the emergency alert test today it scared the life out of me
>>40963464
yea its bronya again. sorry

>>40963473
Yeah
>>40963477
I figured. You're just too far away. Otherwise I'd let you.

MY CHEST BRO WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THEY WERE DOING THAT ALERT BRO WHAT THE FUCK

>>40963316
she never posted her full face but anyway shes not cute shes average at max but her nose is ugly if she had a cuter nose maybe she would be cute

>>40963485
RIGHTTTTT i think i got a text a couple days back about it but im traumatised

>>40963476
>>40963480
posted it yesterday but in case you have different timezones
https://unsee cc/album#I8eqfqbc4ywK

>>40963485
>>40963477
jumped out my skin and i even knew they were going to do it

>>40963487
I love jewish women.
>>40963491
Please sit on my face

gaspingggg dyingggggg but somehow still aliiiivveee

taters r cooking c:

>>40963491
Where from?

>>40963491
discord now

>>40963503
i gladly wld:)
>>40963507
northeast europ
>>40963509
no u

>>40963488
I never read that shit damn. I was playing minecraft wth I thought I left a horror mod on or some shit
>>40963494
I've only heard it once before when it was really shitty weather out, it scared me then, scares me now. That tone is horrid.

>>40963517
Russia?

>>40963517
>no u

absalomcap

>>40963528
no, a bit more west, european union

>>40963539
Nice. Baltic states?

no tranny to watch perfect blue with :(

>>40963549
yessir!

>>40963552
I would have given you my disc if I wasn't already talking to someone. Baltic trans girls are rare.

>>40963568
all of them here are unbearable sexpest transbians who act worse than 99% of men on grindr I know only 1 i met at a nightclub who's actually into men

>>40963583
Yeah

>>40963487
give her a couple years to let hrt do its magic, and we'll have a south american queen among us

hey bronya do you know anything about microneeding? i've been thinking about trying it out to reduce the appearance of my acne scars. i know it only works for certain types of scarring, so not sure if it's right for me. maybe i should see a derm, but just wanted to ask u bronya since ur so knowledgeable about skincare

I love the rain :)

HOLY FUCK TURN ON THE NEWS

>>40963701
disappointed

>>40963706
Don't take this the wrong way, but you strike me as the kind of girl who says "okay. yayy" after being told not to worry about stuff on the news.

>>40963583
Hey babe, just researched you on the archive, very sexy. Wanna come post your ass in the trap thread? :p

>>40963734
unfortunately i have no one to tell me not to worry, so im stuck payimg attention to the news

>>40963734
She takes whatever the news tells her at face value, no critical thinking involved.

Manmoding today

slop is cooking ok

>>40963743
hey, idk what have you found because i adopted a tripcode only an hour ago. I was a passgen tourist before that

>>40963754
same but im a chaser

>>40963747
discarding any information that doesnt agree with your worldview doesnt count as critical thinking

>>40963756
marie?

>>40963758
Me too

>>40963770
im looking for some chaser 4 chaser love. u?

>>40963757
Ah you ruined the joke lol

>>40963766
u can tell who i am from my slop…

>>40963764
That's correct

>>40963773
That's gay

>>40963776
sorry nothing beats my autism... :(

>>40963746
Oh, you watch the news? What's your take on the unrest in Myanmar since 2021? The junta is allowing elections.
>>40963747
Sex pest says what?

>>40963778
lol ok maybe that was weird, but my mum is finnish and she has one of these things, which is what gave it away.

>>40963786
I did miss out seeing your unsee unfortunately though. :-(

>>40963796
just for u
https://unsee cc/album#2es7VKk9RYVs
i hate that unsee put on a 10 minute limit recently

Time to detransition!

>>40963793
uh.. idk anything about that...

>>40963820
W*men.

>>40963795
Woa that’s cool c: lol I didn’t even know that was a Finnish thing, it’s p handy tho when u need a place to put down and spatula

>>40963815
You're not allowed to quit.

>>40963815
me every night

>>40963810
Nice figure :-)

>>40963852
Darn!
>>40963860
Hey! You're not allowed to quit

>>40963860
You too. You're not allowed to quit.

>>40963815
after boyremoval you'll never think of that anymore!

Trans (optional) wife (not optional).

Thanks a lot bozos now I'm sad at 8 in the morning

>>40963646
oh sorry I was playing the horse game!!! so hard to stay awake lately... i don't personally have any experience with microneedling and i haven't done a huge amount of research so I probably can't give much advice, sorry. it does definitely depend a lot on what you're trying to treat and what kind of results you want. probably consult with a derm if you're considering something like that they'll give you much much better advice than I can! but winter is the time to do it right you want to be really vigilant about avoiding the sun afterwards

>>40963883
I still don't know how boyremoval works
>>40963884
Chaser (optional) fwb (not optional)
>>40963890
Need a hug?

>>40963890
don't worry about it the day is long. hang in there ... don't give up right away .....

i would really like to hold hands with a chaser but im worried i would get nervous and they would make fun of my sweaty palms

>>40963903
Twins!!!!!

stu (optional) wife (optional)

>>40963898
I will try my best
>>40963897
>Need a hug?
Yes

Big (optional) cock (optional)

i want to do sex with aura

i want to try docking with aura's dick, would she like that?

hmm slop tastes p good today mission successful

>>40963927
I'll send you this heart <3
>>40963934
I'm a male so that's gay
>>40963940
Frotting is hotter

>>40963922
im losing mr stu wife :(

>>40963956
Clown?

>>40963969
Huh. I'm usually the one that posts that. Probably a troll.

I love you self harming trans girls! Not because you self harm, but in spite of it, and you deserve to be loved <3

How do women do anything with those long nails?

>>40963984
no?

>>40963984
learn ur tranners newfag. u think clown would have a fork like that?

>>40963988
pretty easily to be honest. it's way less trouble than it seems

if you can’t recognize a tranner just by looking at her cutlery then gtfo of chasergen

Apparently I missed a hot unsee :(

>>40963956
huh, I have a fork like that

Stu (main quest) wife (not optional).

bronya (unfortunately not optional)

I'll never be a woman
>>40964004
Oh. Cool

>>40964017
Suomi?

>>40964041
no, but same continent and general area, now I wonder if it was some older ikea release

Parasocial simp cucks. Parasocial fucking shits

>>40964048
Mine say Hackman Finland on the back

>>40963994
i mean i don't... but like wdym??

>>40963957
>Frotting is hotter

i just want to maker our dicks kiss while kissing you

neets let me hear you scream!!!!!!! we have nothing to lose but our government cheese!!!!!!!

I'm like Batman but instead of fighting crime and saving Gotham, I yearn for a Stu wife.

>>40964041
nta but we got the same fork, stole it from my mum

>>40964059
That's gay because I'm a male

sorry i can't stop thinking about ouji lolita. have any chasers ever experimented with subculture fashion. it's really fun... maybe ill make the next thread about it or something if that's okay

>>40963985
oh. yay :)
>>40964019
yayy :))))

How do I make myself look like a female?

>>40964118
<3

>>40964101
:0 I had no idea these forks were so popular

>>40964123
only book u need babe

>>40964133
idk if they're popular but everything in my mum's house is finnish made

>>40964123
you gotta spend some time thinking about what being a woman means to you i think

>>40964111
No clue what subculture fashion is, but I do put on similar attire when playing ttrpgs. Most days I'm a wizard, but I'll dress up as other characters I'm playing too.

I love TTRPGs (Top Trannies with Really Pretty Gocks)

>>40961456
trannies are just for cheap easy sex
I don't know why anyone would date them

>>40964134
I'll read this and take notes
>>40964151
Being a woman to me means looking like a woman and I don't look like a woman

>>40964183
i think being a woman is not about looking like a woman but i get that a lot of people feel differently. i think you look like a woman for what that is worth

All that for nothing, it's crazy

>>40964102
if you are male i'm the queen of england

i am the queen of england

Trans gf that wraps her legs around my waist when I'm about to cum so I don't pull out.

>>40964191
Thank you baby
>>40964199
Very unfortunate <3
>>40964206
>>40964217
She died and she would be burning in hell if hell was real

>>40964199
Funny how that works

>>40964199
WOAH DUBS GET

Top tranny who wraps her legs around my neck when she's about to cum in my mouth so I can't get away

if dubs then bronya must cum

>>40964248
i fear i may never cum again

>>40962375
>The last girl I fell for was a sexual
I love sexuals

>>40964252
better luck tomorrow babe

>>40964247
That's right, you're going to get all the one delayed drip girls have

>>40964255
:(

Dubs and bronya has to make another 6+ minute moaning vocaroo

Fine I'll admit I like asmr

>>40964269
imagine how crisp it would be in my nice new mic too. im not sure if i want to do it in the next room over from my parents though ¬ ¬

>>40964271
Make us some asmr
>>40964284
Stupid TRANNY gets CAUGHT by her PARENTS gooning her GIRLSTATE TOO HARD

>>40964291
it would happen to me!
>>40964290
i like this image a lot

>>40964290
giwtwm

>>40964290
Believe it or not, bnwo coded.

>>40964260
get yourself back in that chastity cage babe
>>40964290
very important post. thank you pichu

>>40964290
Kitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>40964291
Tranny gooning asmr

>>40964301
i dont rly wear it it just makes me depressed about being a femcel...

Aura drop bulge, the king orders you to do it

chasers share your shoe sizes

>>40964311
Tranny tells me she loves me asrmr
Tranny tells me she's proud of me asmr
Tranny tells me not to be so hard on myself asmr

>>40964271
Fine but slightly odd if you just find isolated random noises relaxing
Embarrassing if it's as a simping simulator (unfortunately the much more popular kind and not actually asmr)

>>40964320
aw babe, i dont want to force you into doing something that makes you feel depressed. god i sound like such a faggot right now fuck you

I'm thinking about buying a gun before the government bans trannies from getting guns
>>40964322
I just had srs :(

>>40964350
LMAO im sorry im sorry lets both delete those posts from our memory

>>40964351
Post srsussy. Describe how it feels inside in detail.

>>40964336
damn my dick is massive

>>40964355
yeah lets wipe the slate clean. but dont u dare cum without getting dubs

>>40964336
10.5
Is dick size supposed to align? Because I feel like that's a dead average foot and a 95th percentile donger correlating is wild for whoever made that up
Conk 6.75" btw

>>40964370
ok i promise anything for a random cg anon

>>40964373
im size 12 with 4 inch donger
fuck my life

>>40964386
Troon out NOW

>>40964341
I can't do asmr lol
>>40964345
I think I like it because it reminds me of my mom or brother scratching my back when I was a child
>>40964361
I have a penis

>>40964381
thanks babe i trust u

>>40964386
lmfao troon detected

Seriously though should I get a gun?

>>40964386
i would like to. interact with your feet. i am not sure how but. i would like to do that

>>40964409
Post an asmr vocaroo sketching out the arguments for and against buying a gun and maybe we'll answer

>>40964413
after a long days work i'd love to come home to the neet tranny wife i support and get a foot rub

>>40964415
Um idk if I want to do that lol

>>40964439
like it or not this is the optimal relationship dynamic

>>40964440
Damn guess you're on your own lmao

>>40964444
quads of truth

>>40964409
Just make sure you never relax on trains or buses.

>>40964336
UK 7

>>40964336
Be ready for 5" of hooded anteater fury.

>>40964446
Aw shucks
>>40964463
I can't tell if you're trying to scare me or if you're actually warning me. I feel like you don't like me enough to warn me though so this is probably meant to scare me

>>40964496
Why do you think I don't like you? I think you're a sweet girl, just a little naive. But I hope you take my advice completely seriously, pay attention to your surroundings on public transportation.

>>40964496
It's a racist dog whistle
Well not a very subtle one but that's probably just because I've been on this site too long
Stop interacting with the gay retard sissy known as roach he's like cancer

being afraid of the bus is very silly

>>40964536
Oh ok, so it's racist to be aware of your surroundings and be cautious of shady people?

when he says shady people he means people of certain shades

>>40964529
I don't use public transportation. The town I live in is too small to need public transportation. Thanks though
>>40964536
I see. Thanks

New jujitsu kaisen starting off kinda lame

>>40964547
I bet that's all you meant. I don't see how the person who can't go an hour without race baiting could have meant anything other than this. I've been owned!

>>40964571
Jujutsu kaisen is overrated beyond belief. It's just my hero academia + mob psycho + blatant naruto ripoffs.

>>40964463
this is good advice even before i transitioned people would start shit for no reason because i was skinny or gay looking.

>>40964336
47 EU

>>40964561
Why's are you being racist? Anybody can be an attacker, I saw a video of a white tranny attack a guy with an axe in a convenience store. Just be smart in public places when you're alone, don't try and put your lefty spin on it

>>40964536
You're just making him sound more appealing

>>40964546
Become a bus driver then. You will welcome death at that point

>>40964336
46-47 EU, depends on the manufacturer of the shoe.

>>40964588
Malebrained
>>40964613
Fembrained

I'll just never go out in public I think

>>40964546
little blud you don't even go outside

>>40964598
>Anybody can be an attacker
certain ethnicities just happen to statistically do literally 170 times more violent crime than the baseline national average tho

>>40964622
>Malebrained
Well I'm a guy

>>40964571
Boring. I'm more about Jujitsu Kissing

>>40964536
How is it racist to be aware surroundings?

>>40964570
Well that's good.
>>40964584
I believe it, people are assholes.

>>40964336
my country has a own shoe size system so idk if i converted it right but its 8 1/2 in US system

>>40964634
>certain ethnicities
Witchones?

>>40964622
>Fembrained
Bruh the shoe needs to fit well.

i think i’ll be okay just not today

>>40964629
im outside ur door right now wdym?

Chasers! Post small to medium sized cocks
>>40964684
Twins!!!

What's going on right now is proof that the mere existence of people like Ranch is destructive to the social fabric that binds cg together

>>40964692
you're not the homeless junkie I just kicked the absolute shit out of

>>40964697
My small penis pics are only for that special tranner when I finally find one to date!

>>40964697
what is causing you horrible physical pain?

>>40964708
Aw dang :(
>>40964709
Strawberry? Ily
>>40964710
I'm ugly and look male

Hi trannies! I had a dream that I shit myself last night

>>40964700
Substitute Ranch with Bronya and you're right.

>>40964719
hi aura! how r u? c:

>>40964719
sounds like mental pain. i’d prefer that today

>>40964697
i would actually appreciate to see an unsee of a glorious cock here... not suggesting anything haha

2 more days of work b4 my weekend and i'm still kinda feeling weak after swapping to injections. ugh i'm gonna do it every 6 instead of 7 days.

>>40964724
good dream or bad dream? it might be your body telling you it wants more fiber

>>40964706
yeah i am :( i just wanted to say hi

>>40964733
You can just ignore bronya. Rach is either derailing the thread on purpose or people assume she's derailing it because of her reputation and derail it for her. The chud equivalent of bronya is Veronica, who posts to much but you can also just ignore

>>40964733
uwahhh don't say things like that it'll go to my head ... my power....

A chaser should be eating my butt right now
>>40964734
Hey! I'm okay. Always happy to see you baby
>>40964735
Sorry about your physical pain
>>40964741
Chasers don't post cock often sadly

the transbians are jealous of rach again.

>>40964756
pissing in my doorstep is a funny way of saying hello
next time I will give you two firm kicks instead of just one

i think all cocks are beautiful and I genuinely mean that there's always something to love. it's about so much more than size

>>40964780
I agree. That's why I want to suck every single cock ever

>>40964765
thats nice to hear, youre nice c:

>>40964336
I know this isn't true bc I was 8" before hrt and I wear about size 7-8 woman's shoe

>>40964788
i think that is a beautiful quest. im cheering you on

bronya took her trip off just to seethe about rach.

There are no humans here.

>>40964794
Trip on rav

>>40964765
it's bleak..
>>40964780
honestly yeah, just like, the divine design behind a possible interaction between cock and me is perfect.

Chasers should be eating my butt
>>40964792
So are you <3
>>40964804
I'll achieve my goal some day

>>40964812
im a cat deep down
>>40964817
<3

i can't stop thinking about how bad I want to take a chaser to eat kbbq. i want to have a cozy domestic fight over the side dishes. i want to cook it better then he can so he always wants to come back with me

>>40964775
im sorry :( i thought youd like it

>>40964830
I'd let you take me to kbbq, I've never been.

>>40964846
it's really fun but your clothes WILL smell of meat for the next three washes. i have a dedicated outfit for kbbq and hotpot

Mornin

My mouth will smell like meat (penis)

evening

Should I kill myself cause I’m bored?

Afternoon

stupid hon stop trying to get attention.

>>40964864
no cause what if you're still bored afterwards

>>40964830
hairline mogs me

>>40964864
nah i would eat a pancake instead

>>40964874
):< shut up. say something nice about yourself right now

>>40964853
>your clothes WILL smell of meat for the next three washes.
Oh nooo how tragic.

God I need a tranner gf who wants to go to places and takes initiative on suggesting places. I'm way too comfortable at just staying at home and cooking.

If any men are bored they can eat my butt

>>40964881
if i die today my hairline will be better than if i die tomorrow

>>40964741
post your gock

>>40964894
I'll eat your butt but I'll do it for MY pleasure.

>>40964870
Damn
>>40964877
No pancakes :(

I think pansies being forced to use public transportation for at least a month would quickly fix their prey brainrot

>>40964913
theyre easy to make! you should try! they never fail to make me feel better

Publicly transporting my balls into your mouth
>>40964910
Perfect!

>>40964922
I have no eggs

frotting with strawberry little pickle...

>>40964877
ive been wanting to make pancakes for dayssss i gotta do it. tomorrow for sure
>>40964892
hehe im honestly not so great at that either i just know lots of good places near me that I like introducing people to. but there's always the dance when you start going on dates with someone where you don't want to give away your best spots right away but you want to pick somewhere good enough they'll want to come back for more you know what I mean

topical minoxidil will kill my dog
oral minoxidil will make hair grow throughtout all my body and face
only dutasteride wouldnt give me regrowth right? it onlys stop balding and like i dont have active balding its just that my hairline is shit since i was a kid and i want to get a rounder hairline

Btw when do my nipples stop being puffy?

>>40964938
go on an adventure to get the eggs for the pancakes. its always worth it
>>40964941
do it do it do it. i gotta get milk for them i think i dont have any

How lame is the thread today lol, is the crew all synced?