Thread 40961159

you have a duty to save an incel. dont be selfish

thats life tho

>>40961162
if you leave your life as an unwanted failed male you need to help a bro out

I tried and he ghosted me after I told him there was a possibility I would return to my ex, I mean, I didn't confirm anything but that was enough for him to turn cold against me and ultimately unfriending me.

>>40961179
What did you want him to do if you told him to his face that you had better plans than him?

>>40961179
>>40961169
what are you talking about

>>40961179
you're a heartless bitch

>>40961179
Anon... Are you stupid?

>>40961179
I'd leave your bitchass too. Go be with your ex then. Fucking monkey branching whore

>>40961159 (OP)
I've been trying. They REALLY don't make it easy.

>>40961159 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlMh_P2Kokw

>>40961279
Will you save me?

>>40961279
Incel chud here, would you like to be my girlfriend?

>>40961298
>>40961296
emily of 4chan is a 40 year old australian boomer who looks and sounds like a fat bogan

I promise you that you can do better than that

>>40961265
Some days prior I was really happy talking to him and I told him I just got a job and he just replied "good?", then he started acting distant and reply with short sentences, dunno if the job caused my ex to feel the need to ask me to return with her but he knew I wasn't very sure, I kept trying to make him feel comfortable with my new job talking first, sending long winded messages but nothing.

I know it was dumb but out of honesty and thinking it would make him act I told him about my ex but that was the end of it, so, sorry for wanting affection I guess.

>>40961296
>>40961298
I would but I can't date Anonymous. 4chan is the shittiest dating app possible. We're almost certainly not near each other, we share no personal information, and there's no way to talk privately.

I would LOVE a 4chan gamer bf, really, that would be the ideal. But the only way it CAN happen is if I meet one on a different dating app. And the trouble with the other apps is I get like a hundred new guys trying to match with me every day and finding someone like you guys is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Also >>40961317 is correct excepting the boomer part (I'm a millenial).

>>40961319
I've had similar experiences. Dating the neurodiverse is hard.

>>40961159 (OP)
no I want a 8/10 minimum...

>>40961477
Can you at least act like my girlfriend every time we spot each other in a thread?

>>40961503
No because you're anonymous. I can't tell you from everyone else.
If you want me to know you you need a trip.

>>40961159 (OP)
He has to be buff and 5'11" with a cock of 6.5" x 5" and an average or better face at minimum. Also, no NEETs. But if he has all these traits, then it's hard for him to be an incel.

>>40961159 (OP)
i would if they wanted me..

I had a girl from here save me and then I fucked it up.

>>40961764
why did you do that anon
im currently working on my own pet neet i really hope he doesnt leave me :(

>>40961791
I wish I was a pet

>>40961764
same and then we both fucked it up

>>40961159 (OP)
a guy saved me once, my first and only boyfriend, being gay in a conservative state stinks, then he left me without saying goodbye and I regressed completely and became a worse person

>>40961159 (OP)
Look, it's harder when you're a transbian. I trooned one girl out, but it took years. And then she caught feelings and got really pissy with me whenever I had IRL love interests.
Now that I'm much older there are fewer prospects too, because most people my age have figured that shit out for themselves and I'm not gonna go "grooming" university kids.

but I am the incel?

>>40963339
women can't be incels you silly goose

>>40961179
Yeah you're not supposed to say that dawg, even if it's in the back of your mind. If you have a "preferred option in the back of your head" then it is kind of a mistake to involve yourself seriously with someone else

>>40961764
i saved a girl from here and then she fucked it up

>>40963648
how'd that go anon?
>>40961791
cause im a stupid guy, i'm living with the consequences now

>>40961159 (OP)

I'm on my third saved pooner

>>40963704
>how'd that go anon?
i finally asked her to come live with me and she said no because she was still too scared and insecure, then spiraled about it, ghosted me

>>40963749
damn, sorry to hear anon

>>40961159 (OP)
why would i have sex with a guy who probably doesn't even know how to please me?
he can find another girl to practice on

>>40963532
Hmm, I guess, but after like a week of being ignored I didn't know what else to say to catch his attention.

Was it better to hide it from him? What if I returned to my ex(I gave them a grace period but it didn't work out), it would have eaten me alive, I hate lying.

>>40961477
I guess that I shouldn't have told him that, but I wanted to be honest, it's a very complicated situation that's been going for years and I just couldn't hide it, guess I'll just give up on men as I am "stuck" here.

>>40963524
I'm not a woman, I only wish I was, silly sausage

>>40961159 (OP)
I have a crush on my incel friend, but I’m pretty sure he would reject me.

>>40961159 (OP)
i spotted an emerging incelism in a certain male acquaintance. i am slowly making him trans. i hope this lets him be productive and happy in this horrific society. trooning out saved me from becoming farage's secondman - why shouldn't i try to save others

>>40962559
find a nice girl to look after and train u :3

>>40963704
have you tried getting back with her?

>>40964899
>slowly making him trans
Based pinkpiller

>>40961159 (OP)
a girl likes me alot and hangs out with me every night lately.
she said she'd bake some bagels for me and bring them to me tonight.

i can tell she likes me alot. but its still early so.

the reason im telling you.
is cause shes a celibate.

idk why.
maybe trauama, or std, no idea wy.
maybe lesbian, or lying.
but i dont think so cause we hang out every night and her phone doesnt beep no ones calling her, only randoms try to hit on her, and she does good.

so idk. shes pretty hot too.

also she knows whats going on with me out there and trys to help me.

>>40964899
farage?
Nigel Farage?
what does he have to do with being an incel or trans

>>40965896
incels think women are leftie faggots who need shot. unsurprising overlap with conservative voters

>>40965903
no we won't

>>40965118
>have you tried getting back with her?
i did but she hates me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore

>>40967072
aww :(

>>40961159 (OP)
Based picrel. Charlotte is my favorite anime despite all the plot holes and other issues the show has.

>>40961159 (OP)
Bitches say thay until they realize most incels like femdom

>>40965118
>find a nice girl to look after and train u :3
This is insanely difficult to find

>>40967870
i knoww :/ id offer but i already have someone filling that role :p

keep looking and youll find someone anon

Can I have a girlfriend please

>>40961159 (OP)
>meet a guy playing Vidya
>he's really cute and charming
>and hot
>e-date
>eventually he comes clean
>he's actually fat
>idk he makes me happy
>continue dating
>convince him to work out and take better care of himself
>he does and becomes hotter than the guys he used to claim were him
>love him dearly

I did my part

>>40968114
You're a hero.

>>40968081
Where are you from

Incels are a myth. These people could get sex if they stopped being social retards and getting in their own way. Ftm "incels" are even worse because they'll turn down sex and still complain they can't get laid.

>>40969252
The US

Idc suh muh dih. It does help tho i like unconventionally attractive men i suppose
>>40969323
Lol meeee

>>40961477
I'd date you, but you have a peen. Otherwise I think you're great. Would recommend 10/10

>>40969323
Yeah mentally ill people should just stop being crazy and act sane

>>40969344
It's not like they need a brain zap. A mild amount of chilling the fuck out would help them immensely.

>>40969330
Wait, do you think you're an incel?

>>40969365
Could you teach me how?

>>40969388
To chill out? An occasional blunt might help.

>>40961159 (OP)
By saved what do you mean?

>>40961179
brah wtf

>>40969421

I don't know if it has anything to do with the way I consumed it (edibles), but it just left me with a slight, feverish chill and trapped in a loop of absurd thoughts. It wasn't a very relaxing experience.

>>40969328
but where in the US

>>40969454
Not taking stuff so seriously is a good start too. Treating something as life or death and taking every rejection to heart, or just assuming everyone hates you or thinks you are cringe is not real helpful.

>>40969457
Hell (the south)

>>40969481
I'm not going to ask for further advice for a problem I haven't told you about. But often the root of this type of issue lies a little deeper than simply having low self-esteem. Being an incel is simply a symptom. Thanks anyway.

>>40969645
Sure. Social anxiety kicks off for reasons that aren't just because low self esteem. But most common reason people aren't getting laid is they're not actually getting out and meeting people in order to get laid (and they have garbage social skills as a side effect of not getting out). There's billions of people out there looking to have sex. So probability is in your favor. After that it's discretionary. Which means you're no longer not having sex because people don't want to have sex with you, you're not having sex because you don't want to have sex with them.

Then it's no longer involuntary celibacy.

>>40969379
Yes: and?

>>40961159 (OP)
I will save an incel if she identifies as a female and has at least some feminine cute points and is also dominant but will let me top her with my 3.5 inch transbian pp.

>>40969712
You're not here to overcome "incel"dom

>>40969742
Dgaf been incel since 2013

>>40969782
You actually getting out and meeting people? What junk are you working with?

>>40969799
Im in newark rn i have a group meeting with st least 5 incel guys each weekend

I would love to save an incel but I don't how to meet them on this stupid board.

>>40969819
How would you save them?

>>40969818
Let them line up and rail you. Problem solved.

>>40969831
I'd fuck them and then try to influence them to choose more healthy thought patterns.

>>40969903
Save me

>>40969907
I am a man, so not sure if you're into that.

>>40969965
you bottom?

>>40969869
Like i havent alr

sometimes u just need a nice haircut :)

>>40969997
Sometimes, yeah. I'm more dominant though.

tfw i saved my bf form incel chuddery

Pffft. As if a tranny could ever save me...

>>40969903
>>40969965
Where are you at? I desperately need a dick to suck

>>40970556
I'm in the PNW, USA. What are the chances?

>>40970642
0 sadly