Thread 40972473

Shalom, sisters!
you read the title right!
this is your chance to become a jewish girl!
are you ready to join the best religion?

>>40972473 (OP)
oy veyyy my ladiess

>>40972473 (OP)
Retarded post
You don't have to he Jewish you just have to be nice to jews and love israel

Emily trip on

>>40972473 (OP)
ah yes trans men are pushed to side once again

>>40972473 (OP)
Genuine question: Do I need to get circumcized if I join as a woman, but still plan to keep my dick?

>>40972651
free bar mitzvah

>>40972637
I actually like Judaism like unironically. I don't agree with the state of Israel but for different reasons from Emily. I hope she sees my post and changes her ways

>>40972731
I'm a kike and i hate both Judaism and Israel. I hate nazis like Emily even more though.

>>40972473 (OP)
AAAAAH OH MY GOD!!! A JEW IN OUR BACKYARD!! I can't believe my jewcrow didn't work get away from our trannys hebrew!!

>>40972643
I'm sorry :(
you can marry one of the Jewish dolls
>>40972769
I think Emily is just retarded and misguided lol.
also a self important attentionwhore

>>40972922
(S)he went off against a rape survivor because she was a kike. And then started talking about Jesus. Lel.

>>40972473 (OP)
I'm reading the OT right now actually, but the only person I'd let put a knife to my genitals is a Thai surgeon, sorry

>>40972473 (OP)
jokes on you, i was actually reading what is the paper of trasgender folks on the kabbalistic affairs

"in Jewish mysticism, concepts like the Divine feminine and the idea of souls participating in a transgender-homoerotic fellowship are explored within Kabbalistic traditions"

hot

>>40973851
hmm... not suprising that its offshoot of semitic baganism like gaudiya vaishnava is offshoot of hinduism. but these are heretics of judaism, beliving in purged preabrahamic parts. abrahamism is vile cancerous cult with multiple tentacles. evil to the bone, worship of demiurge. shit like genital mitilation, sucking of mutilated bleeding peni of newborn boys, killing "witches" and infidels...

Does Jewism allow eating pussy ?

>>40972651
if i already cut mine off and they made me a clit hood do i have to get that removed if i join??

im actually a kike but i don't believe in judaism

>>40972473 (OP)
im not interested in larp threads
if you were someone worth following that could open my eyes to the biblical jewish truth of this world and give me a decent shabbos job that doesnt involve glowfag shit id 100% disavow my entire bloodline and race to serve the right jews and israeli interests for generations

>>40972473 (OP)
Sorry I was born a Catholic and I'll die a Catholic, but I have respect for the Jewish faiths and cultures and would happily be your shabbos goy :3

>>40972473 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no thanks.

>>40975806
are u a good goy for me

>>40975833
Good enough to be your wife I proooomise

>>40972473 (OP)
my roommates in college already declared me an honorary jew. honestly i wouldn't be surprised if there are undocumented jews in my ancestry (my parents' families came to the US at a time when jews weren't much better off than black folks). the jews are still the strongest, purest, toughest race in europe. selah

>>40975833
if i take that yamaka off, would you die?

>>40975839
i guess you could be my wife. im not going to convert though

Disgusting Abrahamic nonsense.
Lucifer Aeternus

>>40975904
You dont have to, our kids just have to get baptized

>>40975938
exactly. Judaism and Christianity are fucking gross to me.

>>40975938
>Lucifer Aeternus
see
>Disgusting Abrahamic nonsense

>>40975962
do you want to see my yiddish tits

>>40976034
Yes please show me your kazar milkers

ok lol

ALL Abrahamic religions should be abolished and banned worldwide.

>>40976080
I hate the antichrist!

>>40976087
you should hate religion and what Its done to humanity.

>>40976101
what's wrong with being religious. don't you think its important to have a code of beliefs

>>40976062
Cute, would suck on them while we frot
>>40976101
Faith, in all its forms is natural. Our kinds seek to believe in a higher power and if we don't believe in one we invent one

>>40976137
what pronouns do you use

>>40976161
He/him publicly she/her with friends :3

>>40976113
>don't you think its important to have a code of beliefs

Yeah sure, but when your belief system starts affecting others lives negatively and influencing government rule, THEN I start to have a problem. Abrahamic religions only serve to hold humanity back from progress, and keep people in line.

>>40976137
>Faith, in all its forms is natural. Our kinds seek to believe in a higher power and if we don't believe in one we invent one

You don't need to rely on faith to live. Faith does more harm than good.

>>40976179
do you have a discord username i can add you

>>40976202
Post yours I don't like posting mine

>>40972473 (OP)
does being jewish teach me to be better with my money?

>>40976534
I mean. if you hang out with enough bankers and lawyers, you're bound to learn something, right? it just so happens those groups interlap a lot