Thread 40976626

previous >>40971370

hows your monday goin, gigi? its starting to get colder now. i hate it :(

Actually I am American. Don't doubt it this. Faggot.

Sis this was the coldest summer ive ever experienced the weather is so chopped chile smhh and in winter it dont even snow no mo what the chile is going awn

>>40976626 (OP)
My Monday is going well ty
It's 84° right now and i prefer 44-54° I'm not happy until December baka that's my month to shine

>>40976626 (OP)
im so lonely i need an older guy to beat me up and then cuddle me to sleep is this too much to ask

>>40976661
I want to have hot sweaty stinky gay sex with every single boi in your images need 2 find bf with military gear fetish

Why do tops smell so nice? Their crotch and armpits smell good

>>40976661
Post vocaroo with American accent right now you pee pee sponge.

>>40976697
https://voca.ro/14EvYwoTM06p

>>40976695
i want to shove your face in my crotch and make you smell

>>40976716
lmao i knew it. Russian accent is gone

>>40976695
Bcuz god loves bottoms so he made them smell extra good for us^^

>>40976697
I don't vocaroo anymore.

>>40976697
https://voca.ro/1910yaX9x5ro

>>40976743
You just did Liam Nigel Olivier. How's your footy team doing?

>>40976735
that wasn't Timur lol.
Some of you want so bad for me to be American I don't get it.

>>40976770
lol

>>40976735
Detectieve fierce clocks another

>>40976786
Literally who

Pigs are so dumb and taste so good. They're like the gay bottoms of the animal kingdom.

>>40976464
It's true I'm not gay :)

>>40976558
Yum!! I just had a cheeseburger and fries yesterday!

>>40976832
Pigs are lichrally one of the smartest animals BAKA bitch

I've heard that pigs have the intelligence of a three year old human child so it's like your eating a three year old when you eat pork

>>40976852
Timurs relatives lol

>>40976858
7 year old* also subjecting billions of them to hellraiser levels of torture

XD

>>40976832
Dogs are closer to bottoms in IQ.

Do you guys like Charlotte's Web I like when she makes her web and it says SOME PIG on it lol some pig

>>40976885
Dogs have much higher IQ on average than bottoms do, and dogs are useful like you can play Frisbee with a dog. If you throw the Frisbee at a bottom he has a panic attack and runs away pooping himself.

shepard belongs to kaidan

>>40976924
never played mass effect

How long can you plank gigi?
Ps: i love men sm its unreal :]

https://youtu.be/SWuF9kFAbqg?si=a8zyvW-qPMX4TPw4

>>40977024
1 and 2 are okay the 3rd is absolute dogshit

>>40973960
not really

Happy Monday!

>>40976904
I think she meant u

>>40977093
Noooo no she didn't I know because I'm not a pig okay

templeton bottoms

Battered bottoms shelter

I hope you have a good day today <3

>>40977047
so sweaty

>>40977105
pozz pig cumdump lol

white rice, cooked spinach, mango slices, and banana slices mixed together for dinner

>>40977187
I'm not a pozzy pig I'm not a pozzy pig

>>40977189
What the helly

Is trump going to become a fascist dicktator because I think they'rell be another storming of the capital building if he's removed

Don’t just stop at being a bathhouse whore, take toxic loads and be a poz cumdump.

>>40977059
Prove it potato buds

>>40977047
hehe he got hard

Ftm looking for a cuddle buddy in Dublin

>>40977221
dont care

>>40977244
Delta is more stacked than you.

Delta wears a C cup. The perfect size imo.

Honest thoughts

Honest thoughts?

>>40977365
Would love to sit in the corner and wank while they fuck

I want to go to a haunted house where all the monsters inside are trying to rape you instead of kill you.

I remember when they made fractions in school that's when I started to do badly in math before that I was extremely gifted

>>40976626 (OP)
Watched Alien: Earth. Been working out. Did laundry, downloaded new games to play on my retroboy.

>>40977365
I have 3 holes for a reason

>>40977401
Aliens are legit coming for this soral system look at omuamoua and 3/1/atlas

imagine entering a haunted house naked

I think about holden every day

I constantly get those cutesy yaoi BL wholedosome animations and comics on tiktok and instagram of young guys in love and it makes me want to shoot my brains out. I missed out on so much, man. Im gonna be TWENTY in 2 months and I never experienced anything.
I have dumb gay teenage love shit Ive wanted to do since i was like 14 or 15 and ive inserted like 3 different guys into these fantasies Now but they were either straight or the feelings werent mutual. Now I like yet another guy that probably is queer but nothing ever happens

>mind my own business
>get stinged by wasps
>destroy the nest
>no stinging

Wtf

>>40977365
ofc delta is the only one with clothes on

something kinda weird about cumming from anal sex, like, why am i like this? each thrust is like having my dick jerked, only it's on the inside. actually don't even want my cock touched during gay sex, that would add unnecessary noise to my experience as a bottom.

>>40977398
i started doing good in math with calculus lul

>>40977589
She has sensory issues ableist swine

>>40977559
You have more years to suffer little sis.

>>40977607
me when i play with legos in my thirties

rawr >.<
i blame fags for turning me into this monstrosity

>>40977397
I know a place

>>40977365
I'd rather be with someone else

>>40977605
>actually don't even want my cock touched during gay sex, that would add unnecessary noise to my experience as a bottom.
I can respect your wishes my prince.

how do I get a top into this kind of stuff
and no I don't mean shitty drawings I mean like maybe killing me during sex

>>40977632
lol
need time machine

lol

>>40977627
id rather you be with me you fuckin cutie

>>40977632
I can hold a prop gun or knife to your head during sex sis.

need qt fem boyfriend who occasionally bottoms for me, but mostly tops..

I love this thing.

>>40977632
are you vietnamese perchance

>>40977423
I saw a guy who looked like him when I was in London outside a train station and asked him for a photo.

squeak!

>>40977646
ugh is that bc I'm too ugly over 30

>>40977651
my ex held a knife to my throat unprompted one tone and we hadn't even talked about it, it was scary but I almost cried from the happiness that he'd done that
I think I'm just fucked up and something deep inside me is broken

>>40977662
They look like this

>>40977660
I can't bottom for you sis, but I can find another guy who will bottom for you.

https://files.catbox.moe/xtmgdg.mp4

Honest thoughts

>>40977617
don't you collect anything?

>>40977649

>>40977686
Yeah you have some issues sis. But I'm happy to indulge in your masochist tendencies sis. I wanna try the choking technique where you grab his neck and he blacks out faints for a few seconds before regaining consciousness again.

>>40977700
horrifying

>>40977719
>don't you collect anything?
nope

>>40977735
that's pretty fun yeah

>>40977788
you're no fun

>>40977632
youre putrid

>>40977860
sorry should the guy on the bottom have been Asian or something

>>40977860
do you miss him?

>>40977632
That's pedophilia your drawing the bottom a little too small sisma

>>40977627
The inbred?

>>40977885
:(
they're both adults, I promise

doing anything for Halloween?

>>40977881
Shitza only likes bottoms. This fag was an actual furry.

>>40978011
Known pedophile rapist holden of gaygen

>>40978011
yummy uncut cawk

>>40977968
Lmao that's so cute

when's the last time you worked out?

>>40978073
20mins ago

Reminder that Tex helped holden groom underaged discorders when will there be justice

>>40978073
before the semester started. i just do math and play vidya now

>>40978106
Tex gets btfo by every straight guy she falls in love with. Justice has been served.

>>40978106
tex was holden's ghislaine maxwell?

>>40978135
Yes there is irrefutable proof and evidence of this in the doxcord but I don't have it as of now it was shown to me in a discord call three years ago

>>40977700
I see my future and its bright

>>40978158
I did hear that she used to dox people in the server. Maybe she's changed though.

Absolutely rapeable lil sporty blond at the icecream stand with his mom. Hope I wasnt staring too much but ya never know.

>>40978247
should of asked his mom if you could date him

>>40978271
I tried to talk loudly about pistachio icecream and that they seem to be increasing the serving size this close to the end of the season in the hopes he would engage... but he never did :(

>>40978293
lol no teenager knows about pistachios

That's so creepy how you guys try to pick up on kids out with their momma getting ice cream 0_0

imagine you marry a tranny and they turn into a grandpa

>>40977968
why...

what are you guys up to. i bought some lemon herb pork chops that smell like unwashed balls but i am too hungry to make anything else

nvm going to sleep

Can someone make shiza and Mr pancakes kiss with ai

>>40978300
I'm trying to turn him on to the many wonders a wized mid20s man can offer. Someone sooooo much older might have a certain worldly allure to someone that age. who knows.

they shoulda made terrorists watch wnba games by the 12th minute without anyone taking a shot they’d have been willing to tell on their own family

>>40978453
You're gaygen famous.

take care of your underwears i gonna fuck you man

Honest thoughts on wexit

i hate my mom so much. probably won't visit her at all when she gets old. not gonna pay for a caretaker either, she can figure out all that shit on her own. that's what happens when you're a toxic pos to your own family.

If wexit happens I'm moving to Saskatchewan and then I'm moving to Texas so I can bring texanon to justice and then I'm retiring to a cushy life as a homeless man in California with slayer

>>40978939
Trip on shiza

>>40978451
Took my dogs for a walk. Momma's fryin pork chops. And I'm about to soak in the tub. Just smoking a bowl before I hop in.

>>40978961
she's a narcissistic schizophrenic with a god complex. when i was growing up i always knew something was off with her. a truly despicable person who pretends to be nice.

You should always respect your mummy no matter what decent folk know this I don't know what you do in Poland but it's different here

i live in america. plebe.
the only thing i'll do for her is arrange her funeral, or whatecer my dad's wishes are. in all honesty i hope he outlives her so my family can all heal

Honest thoughts

>>40978926
No one wants Canada. It's like California but even more retarded and on fire

>>40978926
absolutely no state or province on the planet right now wants to join America, it's a sinking ship
t. American

>>40979077
But we are currently in the process of turning 13 million Indians into jobs and houses

is the bugcatcher shit real?
t. tourist

The government says the science works it's just a matter of waiting

>>40979200
ive never seen it but yes

>>40979200
Yes I was a bug catcher as a child I used to catch them all the time in glass jars

>>40978944
move to alaska, its basically canada but better

>>40979216
you've never felt the need to order home a frozen pozload condom?

alaska is just canada but with affordable housing and no poopjeets

>>40979281
ew. i get the ick just from guys that fuck other guys. even if im not dating them i don't want to do anything except monogamy

Honest thoughts

Is saturated fat bad?

>>40979438
I don't know but I know Trans fats are healthy

>>40979454
>trans fats
like shiza?

>>40979459
No trans fats like that have transitioned not fake trans trender fats

Honest thoughts on humans being dogs like what are the social political psychological ramifications of this is it psychological terrorism

>>40979065
he cute

Mr pancakes a day keeps jager away

>>40979065
Me and my friends would've killed that cat with hammers I can tell you that much

Honest thoughts on deltas red face

>>40979509
NOOOOOOOO YUO CANT DO THAT HES MY BEST FRIEND

>>40979515
would look amazing underneath shizas fat ass

>>40979533
We would have made you watch and then gang-raped you into catatonia

>>40979509
Trip on thorny

>>40979536
No thank you

delta's face needs my dick on it

ich <3 pancakes
sorry, not that sorry. idk.

Delta's face when he gets manhandled by a big dick daddy and discovers he's a bottom.

I used to put a blindfold on and get tied up and I would hallucinate that different people were fucking me lol but it was just my friend

>>40979770
Redheads have the prettiest holes.

Like in the hallucinations I would feel his body but it would feel like different bodies like for instance once when he was fucking me it felt like his body (shaved smooth) then he stopped and got up for something and then when he started plapping me again his dick was bigger and he felt hairy

But it was just a tactile hallucination (the hair) because it was only him fucking me he told me so after

Make your dreams come true.

That guy from the video I posted last night had the best looking ass istfg it was so round and perfect, spankable, bitable, fuckable, but he's fucking literally the ugliest looking hunchback I've ever seen.

I was going to go to sleep, but maybe I'll jerk off first.

Thoughts on transbians

thoughts on mr pancakes shutting his fat yap for 30 minutes

I'll never get a guy that good looking

Honest thoughts?

throwing delta into a pit of hungry, horny transgender lesbians

>>40979897
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>40979814
i've never seen a hairy red hole. that's a missed market

>>40979897
dicks are weird

i can't even click it, i think i lost my appetit. jesus christ, i feel sick x_x
i hate you faggots!!!

>>40979897
gross cut dick and disgusting frothy precum that looks like a sti. 0/10

>>40979913
For no one. Shut up. When your hole is that pretty hair ruins it.

decided to not renew my lease and will move to the North West by the end of the year
deciding between Portland or Seattle

>>40979940
sorry to offend little lady

sometimes a nigga should just keep it to themself, goddamn

>>40979908
They wouldn't want me then

>>40979942
post hole

6 Underground by the Sneaker Pimps is so underrated

>>40979968
they would, they would just make some changes first

>>40979968
who does

>>40979947
Shut up you stupid cow. Go bug the faux lesbians

>>40979984
I'll fite em

>>40979999
Exactly

whoo doggy, this little lady has got a right bee in her bonnet

Honest thoughts?

>>40980012
post hole

>>40980017
This isn't the troon thread retard. I'll kick your ass you fairy

I want to watch a mob of crazed transbians overpower (sexually and otherwise) Delta in real life.

what's your gayest thoughts?

someone get the panty untwister 2000. this is a category 5 event

>>40979897
Terrible cut looks like a portobello

>>40980052
all my thoughts are gay cause i'm gay

>>40980052
I want to be in a room full of intelligent sphinx cats that walk on two legs wear clothes and speak English

>>40980052
Guys are sexually arousing

I keep trying to enjoy borderlands 2 but it's just particularly lackluster compared to borderlands 1 very sad
played some vintage story to get a light autism fix, might get some shit good and then play underrail to round off the night

>>40979897
Ugly

>>40980052
wanting men to physically, verbally, emotionally, and sexually dominate and abuse me for their sexual gratification and use me however they want
I deeply need it

>>40980052
gay husban

need dads to cum inside me

>>40979897
This is why I don't like talking to namefags. I can't pretend after cordial chat that it might be someone else shattering my illusions of baseline decency and mental functionality.

I believe that cats should have human rights

pancakes are u circumcised? :)

nothing wrong with wearing panties

>lats getting noticeably bigger
>looks terrible because loose skin
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40980323
post loose hole

squeak >.<'

>>40980052
when i see a cute guy with a tight stomach and a thin waist it makes me want to cum in him

We're just gonna ignore the fact I invented squeaking >.<

>>40977581
If you walk into someone's house, they're going to ask you to leave. If you destroy someone's house, there's nothing they can do about it, and they have to leave.

Timur is the very worst example of how you can't trust nobody

>>40980363
It's inevitable.

>>40980327
Post loophole.

Me and mr pancakes

if your dad has a bigger dick than you does that mean you're supposed to be a bottom or is it just coincidence

>>40980613
:c I don't think that would be very nice because I have social anxiety and I don't like it's lap dancing

I'm autistic and schizophrenic

small pp.

>>40980698
My cat has a small pp it's so cute you can see it because he's bald

>>40980708
idc about your cat, leave me alone!

big bottom cocks

what do you think of this fit

>>40980831
Ugly

wish Mr pancakes would stop posting here and go back to his reddit community
https://www.reddit.com/r/hivaids/

>>40980831
solid 5/10 sis

I hate being so ugly desu want to kms fr on god as it were

Kpoop fans are the worst because they are obsessed with these plastic little chopstick bug looking guys

>>40980916
why not become a gimp seems like an easy solution

honest thoughts?

fat, ugly

If non-whites were banned from every town and city in America, are there any places you would visit that you would not have otherwise?

>>40980985
i might go back to baltimore

femboy x femboy

I went to an astrologer today to have my birth chart read. At one point, they looked at one of my planets and told me: “Your struggles in this life are connected to sexuality and health. You should be extra careful during sex, because STDs could be part of your karma.” How did they know I'm poz?

I would unironically look better if someone shot me in the face

>>40980942
I'm not an image editor

>>40980945
Cute. Would lick

how do you feel about gay couples sharing their private intimate moments online and their sex life (videos)?
https://www.redditp.com/u/Atlas_Jake00/submitted

>>40981047
I don't feel nothing sis.

>>40981063
are you medicated to be numb?

Good morning everyone
>>40981020
Sadako looking aah
>>40981028
lmao

>>40981095
I'm always sad desu idk who sadako specifically is though

>>40981095

https://voca.ro/11saTFEZ7BWV

>>40981088
Yeah I'm drunk on divine ecstasy sis.

>>40981108
you can choose not to go to places owned by indians or blacks, its not hard to choose another gas station

>>40981047
I strongly, strongly disapprove. No community should have to suffer the iniquity of moral turpitude. Tolerance of libertine degeneracy degrades everyone until it is no better than living among vile filthy beasts.

>pimple
my life is ruined I will die now
>>40981107
>idk who sadako specifically is though

>>40981145
oh yeah he looks like me

>>40981138
lol no he can't.

come inside my squeak

>indians called the cops
Minority Report :D
>>40981152
Have you never seen the ring?? Its a giiirl. or technically a hermaphrodite

>>40981138
https://voca.ro/1l7gHq8v0Tr5

>>40981140
what do u mean by moral turpentine or whatever, all people are vile filthy beasts when nobody's looking, or at least they have that potential

>>40981179
I haven't actually, I've just heard about it. I'm not a big horror movie fan, the only horror movies I've seen are like the thing or martyrs or irreversible or whatever

grrr!!

i'm a little faggot

>>40981210
I luv horror
>irreversible
The Gaspar Noe one? Its such a cool and fucked up movie
>>40981229
the american fragrance
>>40981232
Same desu

>>40981242
I'll look for the cheeseburger body spray next time I'm at the store:)

>>40981242
>The Gaspar Noe one? Its such a cool and fucked up movie
yeah,, the rape scene was really tough to get through though
I tend to prefer European horror to American horror, though I did like 10 Cloverfield lane since it reminded me of spending weekends with my dad at his apartment sometimes after the divorce


>>40981232
me

>>40981270
>I did like 10 Cloverfield lane since it reminded me of spending weekends with my dad at his apartment sometimes after the divorce
rofl thats so fucking funny

i love cock

stream kerosene heights's new album, blame it on the weather. only thing keeping me alive during this shitty first week of my new job.

how do you guys feel about miata's?
gay or always the answer?

>>40981315
>new job
what is it
>>40981323
is that those cute little cars? I like them I wish I had one

>>40981316
https://voca.ro/1ac3UdSw7jMG

>>40981347
Damn. Lauren was a freakin hottie.

time to try and fall asleep while thinking about handsome men abusing me uwu

>>40981315
work sucks

I have to admit, they did have one cozy thread. No idea what the point is but they talk about soup, and thats pretty cool.

>>40970008

I took all my COVID vaccines and then contracted aids... 0_0 am I gonna be okay

>>40981405
Imposter I don't have aids I never would have aids and I don't give out aids sisma peroidt

I'm effeminate.

i’m normal

Someone do a pancakes impression

>>40981392
https://voca.ro/1cG2F5vc6jFn

>>40981405
>it's not full blown aids, it's just hiv

>>40981464
Nooo I don't have aids or hiv

Would you date a reformed chaser who used to date trans women but gave up on them because they were too high-maintenance?

>>40981486
would you date a post op tranny?

>>40981486
So your average bi guy? Sure I guess?

Would you date a guy who used to date only black men but gave them up because their cocks were too big

It was certainly not behind anyones back. You were warned. And then you kept running your mouth on your wittle obama phone.

>>40969137
>>40969333
>>40970022

I told you: Do not provoke me. You must learn to remember your place.

>>40981416
you posted yourself holding aids meds bottle, the only reason why it hasnt been reposted many times to refute your lies is because no one is bothered to go through all your posts in the archive to find it, you posted a pic of it couple months ago, same shitty grainy quality like your usual pics so it def was AI or an "imposter" as you often like to put it even though you've been caught out several times samefagging as anon

>>40981423
ya me too. hehehe

bro
i'm anon.

>>40981526
That was ai okay

Honest thoughts

>>40981524
https://voca.ro/15kWCj506ExH

>>40981577
i'm excited for the lady with the hairy pussy.

>>40981577
Cute!!

>>40981618
nu

Oh well. This has been fun but I gotta get back to me gold. Everyone should get some because the US economy is about to bork.

And nobody gets me gold.