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Anonymous No.40991790 [Report] >>40992081 >>40993374
can i pass
greeting Earth people. I was born in Zeta Reticuli system where my (superior) species has grown beyond the need for biological sex or sexual reproduction to the point we lack any sexual organs or gametes

Yet as a young clone while I was scanning the galaxy for planets to invade I recieved a wayward television broadcast of pornography from your Sol year of 1975 and it awoken something in me. I knew I was meant to be a "human" specifically a man of your species and DOMINATE lesser ranking men. Like really slam down that dong hard and fast

My own people have rejected me. I have attached a prothesis to my exoskeleton that I use to simulate homo sapien intercourse and dress in a manner fitting of apes. I have been injecting myself with sex hormones from your species but so far I have only seen moderate growth of my atavastic ovipositor
Anonymous No.40992081 [Report] >>40992166
>>40991790 (OP)
gigaglorphon. gleeb ratio off the charts. ngmi
Anonymous No.40992166 [Report]
>>40992081
stfu your probably a arcturian who has to trick humans into fucking you or a rept*id or and may allah forgive me for saying this a silicon or plasma based lifeform that thinks fission is sex. Go jump into a black hole and fuck yourself with a strangelet you fucking fuck I fucking MOG you in all aspects

I fucking slam nordic bussy on the rotation and you can't do anything but seethe
Anonymous No.40992194 [Report]
I've been a repper for decades and it's ruined my life. All I wanted to do was be a pretty soft human
Anonymous No.40992204 [Report]
omg she is literally me!!!!!!
Anonymous No.40992537 [Report] >>40993241
This is me. 6 galactic rotations into splicing homonid dna into my genome. Insurance only covers chimpanzee and neanderthal Is it over? Should I get Human Hybridization Surgery? (HSS?)
Anonymous No.40992622 [Report]
Any chasers here? I love loading up supernova on my phone and finding aliens to fuck. Takes like 5 minutes and I'm balls deep in cloaca or getting jerked off into a egg sac

Zero fucks given in Zero G
Anonymous No.40993241 [Report]
>>40992537
gnorts what the fuck man? are you trooning out?
Anonymous No.40993374 [Report]
>>40991790 (OP)
fuck off spacefag, we don’t want any more tourists on this board