can i pass
greeting Earth people. I was born in Zeta Reticuli system where my (superior) species has grown beyond the need for biological sex or sexual reproduction to the point we lack any sexual organs or gametes
Yet as a young clone while I was scanning the galaxy for planets to invade I recieved a wayward television broadcast of pornography from your Sol year of 1975 and it awoken something in me. I knew I was meant to be a "human" specifically a man of your species and DOMINATE lesser ranking men. Like really slam down that dong hard and fast
My own people have rejected me. I have attached a prothesis to my exoskeleton that I use to simulate homo sapien intercourse and dress in a manner fitting of apes. I have been injecting myself with sex hormones from your species but so far I have only seen moderate growth of my atavastic ovipositor
Yet as a young clone while I was scanning the galaxy for planets to invade I recieved a wayward television broadcast of pornography from your Sol year of 1975 and it awoken something in me. I knew I was meant to be a "human" specifically a man of your species and DOMINATE lesser ranking men. Like really slam down that dong hard and fast
My own people have rejected me. I have attached a prothesis to my exoskeleton that I use to simulate homo sapien intercourse and dress in a manner fitting of apes. I have been injecting myself with sex hormones from your species but so far I have only seen moderate growth of my atavastic ovipositor