Thread 41004609

qott: do you enjoy life?

>>41004609 (OP)
Qott
no!!!

There's gonna be a whole lot of chasers turning in their captive tranies to the government soon

>>41004609 (OP)
>qott: do you enjoy life?
Yes! Took me until my 30's to do so tho

>>41004609 (OP)
>qott: do you enjoy life?
can't enjoy it rn gives the circumstances, enjoyed it 1-3 months back

>>41004629
im done with her anyway, government issue tesla cybertranny is better

>>41004629
This isnt the UK. it's my god given right as an American to leash a tranny!

hey stu i just beat act 1 of silksong
where are you up to?

>>41004517
was just reading up about it, and the reason is that a portion of the state of Illinois has said they don't want to be in the same state as Chicago lol. they are actually looking to create a new state "new Illinois"

>>41004609 (OP)
QOTT
nyo

>>41004609 (OP)
>qott: do you enjoy life?
NO!!!!

Why don't you tranners enjoy life?

>>41004680
hi kiria, what's on the agenda today?
wish i could hug you

>>41004690
lifes tuff

>>41004609 (OP)
i do but i try not to make a big thing out of it

>>41004690
because I’m me!!!

>>41004690
it is very hard to be a tranny so please be patient with us

>>41004692
SADNESS!!! maybe going to the supermarket to buy things with my mom but idk it depends on her because i cant drive so if shes going today its today if shes going tomorrow its tomorrow she hasnt decided yet. hbu anon??

>>41004690
life is shit. ok it could be worse i couldve been born a very ill kid in a very poor family in a very bad city in idk mumbai skirts or some congolese jungle or even some very bad brazilian favela
but still its not good the fact im a tranny made me go through shit things i wouldnt be going if i had an ormal brain

>>41004711
ok ok. you going to cook anything nice today?
it's getting a little late into the night for me so i'm playing some silksong. but i spent the whole day studying at home today

Damn just caught myself in the mirror, dayum that dude UGLY as hell lmao

>>41004722
not acceptable. say something nice about him now

>>41004690
i enjoy life

>>41004609 (OP)
where did you get this picture of me?

>>41004726
Good!

>>41004609 (OP)
im this but with the genders reversed. chasers are all very sad. please do not be sad ok

im okay dw about me. it will go away on its own

>>41004757
it does and it doesn't

I'm going on my first date with a trans woman and I'm a bit nervous and excited.
QOTT:
ye

>QOTT
Despite everything, life is good. And if it's not good, it can always be turned around.

>>41004764
THATS SO EXCITING its ok to be nervous i hope it all goes well

>>41004720
i dont think so anon sorry i only cook dinner casually not everyday my mom is the main chef of the house. tonight i think my mom will deepfry some fish with french fries. maybe i will convince my mom that if she let me do the breading process like seasoning the breading process it will be tastier bc i would put some paprika black pepper etc on it and it will have more flavour on the fish. who knows. yeah i think tonight i will cook but it will be simple cooking sorry anon the last thing i did all by myself was cooking strogonoff (the brazilian strogonoff is different from the original stroganov) sunday or monday i think? but the rice was my moms rice anyway its ok
>>41004722
literally me

>>41004653
gm scilla!!

nobody ever downloads the files i share on soulseek

>>41004784
hiii!!!

>>41004779
Feliz jueves amiga. Eu amo te <3 :3

>>41004786
i never before noticed there were chatrooms on soulseek and went to the most popular one called LGBTQ or something like that and the whole chat was the most agp shit imaginable

>>41004802
that rules. agps really are the backbone of society. i love my community
i checked one out and it was just people screaming racial slurs at each other non stop

Reminder that braith is a fat failed abortion and the world will be better when he 41s

there was mold in my coffee maker :(

>>41004819
you are immune to all spores now. i look forward to you outliving all of us. have you noticed your hrt seeming more effective recently

>>41004817
why are you such a meanie?

>>41004819
The coffee will taste different after you've cleaned the mold.

>>41004817
this is a widely known thing, it's like saying the sky is blue, you don't even need to post it

>>41004817
You and braith need to have a hon-off. Winner gets free FFS.

>>41004789
how is your day going princess?

>>41004819
good lord

Yes, braith sucks
But being 31 and picking on a retarded teenager is pretty sad

>>41004836
I'd mog braith even if my face was melted off from acid.

personally i think we should have some common decency respect for the sanctity of life. reveling in someone's death is disgusting

>>41004797
feliz jueves amigo you got it right this time its really jueves = thursday!!! <3
>>41004809
who knows anon one day you will visit my 3 star michelin restaurant and the full course meal will be free for you ok i promise!!!

i will be going to the supermarket yeah so if (you) ask me something and i dont reply its cause i wont be here for a while not bc i hate you ok!!!! bye ^.^

>>41004843
Braith is perma fucked so I see no issue in it

>>41004817
not cool to misgender someone based on the fact that you don't agree with them

>>41004847
i agree. it really soured my view on people here. i wont mourn him, but the borderline gooning of it was a really grim sign about a lot of ppl's states of mind
it is 4chan ig, but even normies are going nuts, right and left

>>41004861
she’s just as unhinged as the shitposters who joke about the killing so who gaf

>>41004829
i love my mushroom overlords
>>41004832
i haven’t used it while it had mold
>>41004839
what???

>>41004865
dont misgender braith???

>>41004837
picrel should provide more context, hbu?

>>41004865
it’s 4chan so most people are probably just baiting for reactions. people were gooning when that twitter tranny jumped off the bridge too but nobody said anything then.

>>41004861
I don't disagree, shooting someone on a debate stage is cuck shit, celebrating it is ghoulish and morally inconsistent.
>>41004847
Trvke. People who do this are scum, it reminds me of when chuds start flicking their bean when tranners jump off bridges. It's vile.

Is there even a point in chasing with an average penis and a short stature?
All trannies that would even consider dating men want them hypermasculine for reasons of further accentuating their own feminity.

>>41004886
what? no im talking about ellie praying for braith to 41

>>41004873
It'll still taste different, some mysteries of the world shall forever remain unexplainable. Have you tried releasing rapport spores on anything yet? You can use that new power to speak to things not normally capable of communication in your tongue, very useful ability.

>>41004888
what are the numbers for average and short?

>>41004888
you probably don’t have much relationship experience if you think penis size matters. especially when you’re looking to date people who will only be able to do anal. but yeah most androphiles like tall men it doesn’t mean you can’t get a gf you probably just have to work a little harder.

>>41004885
plenty of people said something what? chuds didn't but of course they didnt wdym. its not good to act like them.
>>41004888
work on yourself to the best of your ability regardless
i dont think this is true anyway, well, not overall

>>41004898
idk how to activate it but i should finish baulders gate

>>41004894
Braith's still lurking around like a bad smell, but if she dies, if one were to gloat that'd be a sick thing, she's obviously a very tortured unwell person.

>>41004916
How far through the game are you? Tell me about your character.

are there chasers for theymabs?

>>41004888
i dont care about all that hypermasculine stuff i think thats kind of a stereotype. just looking for someone with a personality and a little empathy

>>41004925
>tranny
>empathy
lolololololololol
name on fatty

chasor gen

>>41004909
the gen was unusable for days because every chaser in here was celebrating. im sure some were just staying quiet but it was all celebrating in here

>>41004902
Six inches and like 5'6


The issue is that to even troon out you need to he deep into pornography so the penile minimum is probably like 12 inches gigahog.
>>41004907
Ok but now i gotta compete with tall people who work hard. Probably harder than i do even.
>>41004909
Same old same old.

>>41004864
I dont call no effort hateful little faggots prefered pronouns, if you look like a male and act like a male im calling g you won.

what do you mean anon, bronya's one of the nicest people in cg???

>>41004690
broke

good morning anons. this is a photo of me irl in real right now
>>41004609 (OP)
i love life. life is beautiful

i cant believe bee finally got run off /b/ i wonder if she got banned she was losing her mind 20 hours a day for the past week

>>41004850
Can i be your bf please cute ma"amm ? :3 Eu amo te !!!!! <3

>>41004961
hi pichu. i'm very much liking silksong. did you end up playing it?

>>41004888
>average penis
average penis is the best penis, not a very well known fact but big penis hurts
>short stature
depends on how short and the build of a man, im for example a tall girl (5'11") so kinda having 5'3" bf might just look weird and I want to be princess carried.
keeping that in mind still i would pick a short king with nice personality rather than abuser tall chad any day
>>41004936
hi stu
>>41004953
you do you edgelord

>>41004922
not far at all. i made a half elf sorc but i think i want to restart and play a moon druid cause wildshape is cool

>>41004961
Pichu ugly

>>41004967
Hey fatass, I'm not banned, unlike you I touch grass, was enjoying a state fair and Christian artists and going to bars

>>41004936
classic stu

oh thank god. i finally managed to recollect my full flac quality daxbak discography. you have no idea how hard it was to find them all once let alone twice

>>41004981
>would pick a short king with nice personality rather than abuser tall chad any day
Women only ever say that not to sound insane but its never true.
Also my personality isnt that great either.
I could princess carry bc i exercise. Unless youre super fat or something.

>>41004995
how old are you? You should stop using this site. If you keep using it at least drop the fauxsona. It's not 2010, that's not interesting anymore

>>41004939
>every chaser
c'mon now. get a better psyop you worm

>41004992
lol bad bait

>>41004981
I absolutely do me, your support of men like braith as valid is exactly the reason people are rejecting trans people.

>>41005011
Stop niggering around, you fatigue me

>>41004989
Do you not like the sorc? You can respec yourself, a companion you already have, use the withers mercenaries, or either of the two druid companions the game gives you to play with moon druid.

i need to eat good to get better but all i want is garbage junk food qq

>>41005011
Sorry I dont speak in clicks and ebonics, gonna filter ur greasy chicken lips, youre also a male btw, an agp dork who puts no effort in

>Racist troon.
Marry me aryan queen.

>>41004609 (OP)
>do you enjoy life?
no

>>41005018
>>41005029
It makes me sad you get so angry, hopefully you grow out of it in your 40's

>>41005022
resepecing breaks my immersion. i wouldn’t respec for no reason in a real campaign. i want my character to be the druid cause i think it would be more fun. it’s not the same if someone else gets to do it. maybe that’s dumb but it’s how my brain works

>>41005041
https://vocaroo.com/16xKuhPQmMRX

>>41004882
i am fine, but after your appereance here i am even better!

>>41004995
you have made 908 posts on /b/ since the 8th, which for reference was three days ago. 725 of those were on the day of the 8th alone. you claimed you took a hiatus from the site to use reddit, despite continuing to post

>>41005043
I never respecced anyone on my playthrough either. I don't know how it works in game, but having main character be a wild shape druid can suck when you need the lackeys to do all of the talking for you because bears can't talk.

>>41005048
I'm not going to listen to that, sorry that you wasted your time making that. I also thought I'd be filtered? Why did you lie about that?

wet or non wet, vote pls
https://unseecc/album#gXm5QSWS54Mt
>>41004981
hi :)
>>41004998
im nuts!

>>41005037
does this help

>>41004936
Yeah but what are we chasing?

>>41005054
You count mentions and lalarps though it's reality, ur a fugly man.

>>41005061
damn im ugly tho. and i only got uglier since those pictures
>>41005065
pussy? i think?

>>41005061
1 vote for non wet hair

>>41005007
>Women only ever say that not to sound insane but its never true.
i mean i probably wouldnt consider short guys as much for short term dating (i dont wanna do that anyways) but height is only a feature that would help me develop the primary attraction. not in a million worlds i would consider someone long term who i cant develop secondary attraction to and secondary > primary to me.
i like men and not women because of their silly personalities (sorry women), i like when they're passionate and nerdy about something bcs i know i will never be bored with him:)
>>41005017
the classic example of superiority complex
>>41005053
glad to hear that, hope you will have a nice day today:)

>>41005061
>https://unseecc/album#gXm5QSWS54Mt
You are NOT helping.

why does it take an engineering degree to clean a Keurig? at least with old coffee pots I could just clean the water tank with an acidic cleaner to break down the calcium

>>41005066
this is exclusively posts made using the name 'Ellie' over that period. how many of those would you say you think are larps?

>>41005078
good morning you are beautiful, take that and feel happy

>>41005062
sure

>>41005073
pls explain your choice
>>41005075
what amn't i helping?(i just invented the word amn't)

>>41005074
it is a nice day desu
what are you doing now?

>>41005078
Raping Rosewood until she pass out and posting it on 4chan

>>41005091
how can I better cheer you up
>>41005104
*protects her from you*

>>41004974
hi, nope, i still haven't launched the game. looking more likely ill either sit on it for 3 years or return it. glad you're having fun with it!
>>41004992
oh yeah?

>>41005086
He's talking about /b/ where there are no trips, do u have fat on the brain?

>>41005074
>Summarizes beta bux alpha fux and posits it as a good thing.
Its. So. Over.

>>41005111
are you illiterate?

>>41005097
>pls explain your choice
i just think ur face shape looks better with hair that has more volume (dunno if that's the right word). your face looks kinda long when you have the hair all flat like when it's wet

>>41005056
oh i didnt think of that. maybe i’ll just keep not play :/

>>41004609 (OP)
No, I don’t. I’m 26 years old. Stuck in college because I’ve only been doing 1 subject for years since I’m retarded. No women or men are interested in me. Living with my parents, working for my father and only making like 50 dollars a month.

I have seizures, so I can’t live alone.

>>41005037
good morning

>>41005124
Im not a nigger so no.

>>41005129
You should play.

>>41005127
i see. i like the wet picture bc it looks like someone dumped water on me and im mad about it

>>41005111
i understand that. im talking about posts made where the string 'Ellie' was entered into the name field. i understand some portion of that could be larps. do you think you could make an approximate estimate as to what percentage of the posts made under that name on the 8th did not come from you? i understand that's a difficult thing to evaluate

>>41005110
i think it might not be so enjoyable if you didn't play the first not. not for narrative reasons, but the difficulty ramps up real fast so it expects a lot from you early on
>>41005148
i see what you mean lol

>>41005100
i wanted to go do some digital photography with my camera today but its windy and raining and the weather sucks so ill have to think of some other activities
probably gonna do laundry and then watch common side effects.
wbu, what are you doing/gonna do today?
>>41005116
idc about money actually, i grew up in a poor family and im probably gonna stay that way kek

>>41005089
I'll try, I can't help but feel they will be dragging us in the streets soon. There is no good left in the world. They needed their Boogeyman and they got it. And we'll all be seeing the consequences. I will not be sent to a prison to be raped and tortured. I will not be beaten in the streets for looking like a troon. I will be the the decider of my fate. I tak solace in that. I'm scared tho, I didn't want to die
>>41005104
This is what they want, to see us suffer. I will not have that

>>41004942
the joke writes itself. you’re saying people only transition because of porn. the issue isn’t that you are short it’s that you’re a transphobic asshole.

>>41005152
Yes a large portion of it is larps, decides socializing when addressed is human nature, let's see ur discord msg count

>>41005148
i dont like the wet one for this reason because it makes me mad thinking about someone dumping water on you even though you dont deserve it and i want to go and beat them up

>>41005184
from reading through the posts i can't identify any that are immediately apparent as larps to me. would you say maybe 10 or so of those posts is a reasonable estimate? the majority of the posts made appear to made on cooldown from each other, suggesting they came from the same person?

>>41005054
LOL

>>41005205
Thats because youre slow darling, anywayys

He did not grunt. He articulated. He spoke a word that had been said to him time without number by humans. He said "no".

>>41005139
why? what’s so good about it? and should i just keep being a sorc? dragon blood if that matters

>>41004942
>to even troon out you need to he deep into pornography
bait or mental retardation?
go educate yourself
https://youtu.be/kxhLu5G0FV8?t=2034s

>>41005214
Lol hides behind anon
>you post so much hahaha, braith and bronya make transitioning less accepted by the general population and for good reason imagine those beasts walking into a female restroom all full of rage with their towering bodies

>>41005229
>>41005180
You will not convince me that trannies dont consume more pornography than the average person.

He did not grunt. He elite. He flood a brute that had been said to arbiter time without number by spartans. He said "halo".

>>41005235
i’m not braith or bronya. do you want to make another attempt at guessing my trip?

>>41004609 (OP)
HENLO and yes recently i do enjoy life.

>>41005244
Just stating facts youre either fat and manly or worse black

>>41005240
i don’t really care enough to try to convince you. you’re basically saying
>i see you as fetishists and freaks, will you let me hit it even tho i’m short and have a small dick?
then you said
>i’ll have to compete with taller men who work just as hard
ok so just like when you date cis women then? i don’t know what kind of answer you’re looking for here

>>41005186
try imagining that i deserve it so youre less mad

why does talking to my mom make we want to die?

>>41005240
>You will not convince me that trannies dont consume more pornography than the average person.
now now anon, your original statement was that trooning out is due to pornography not that avg tranny consumes more pornography.
you're just a dishonest fuck

Welp.

>>41005214
to contextualise that figure, 747 posts have been made under the name 'Hearts' (another high post density namefag from the trap thread) since the start of May this year, which is approximately equal to the number of posts made by Bee in one night. that time span is equal to 133 days, if that makes comparison easier
>>41005220
im just confused as to exactly when your break from the website was. are you referring to the last two days where your post frequency was similar to that of the average /b/ thread namefag?

>>41005273
Didn't post once yesterday, was too busy getting compliments and getting flirted with while I was touching grass

>>41005287
nta but you were posting in this gen yesterday lol

Listening to the NFL on Fox theme while fucking my tranner gf.

>>41005292
It was a larp then

>>41005273
jesus wtf

coffee :)

Coffee :)

wish i had normal coffee ive been drinking nuclear waste/battery acid tasting coffee for the past month

>>41005335
is your mug bigger? is that why it’s capitalized?

>>41005224
I think your sorc should get to see the end of their story. They're stuck in limbo right now. Playing is much better than a lot of other ways to waste time, when you're home from a busy day and lack the energy to go back outside play is perfect.
>>41005353
Yeah, my mug holds 4 cups easily, but I usually put only three in at a time.

>>41005320
that's true. there's a gap of slightly over exactly one day between your most recent post before this thread (>>>/b/939594698) and the start of your posts in this thread (>>41004817). are you referring to specifically that 24 hour period?
>>41005320
i apologise for not presenting this information graphically how it really should be. because of the nature of the archives there isn't a good way to scrape the data in bulk so i'm evaluating these by hand.

coffeeee :)

>>41005359
okay maybe. it’s on my computer tho i can’t get out of bed much right now so it may be a later thing. also that’s a lot of coffee. i just fill my small mug up 2 times usually

>>41005365
Im referring to yesterday Einstein

>>41005267
My point being that its correlated and no cute tranner will ever love me bc my penis is only six inches tall.
>>41005257
Its so over.

>>41005387
What companions has your sorc been bringing with them on their adventure so far? I make two pots of coffee every day, each pot being 6 cups. I'm currently sipping on cups 4-6. When these are gone I brew up the next pot.

>>41005390
sorry, is this still bee? i don't want address you in the second person if i'm talking to someone else larping. why did you remove your trip? would you be able to continue using it for convenience?
im just trying to contextualise that anon's initial post >>41004967 about you 'losing your mind 20 hours a day on /b/ for the past week'. i understand that you were not in fact posting on this website whatsoever for a 24 hour period following your post on /b/. is the original statement about your posting for the past week not still reasonable? out of personal interest, was your absence from the website due to a ban? it was noticeably sudden and uncharacteristic.

indoor rock climbing with stu
movie night on the couch with stu
moonlight gondola ride with stu

>>41005442
rock climbing sounds scary. what if i cant climb the rock?

Why rape bad ?

>>41005394
>six inches
would be enough for me desu

>>41005409
that’s too much coffee but im not your mom. i have gale, asterion and shadowheart right now but im only really attached to gale. i think i was gonna try and romance him. i was having him cast grease and then lighting it on fire to burn everyone to death. maybe i was having fun actually

the evil redditors on r/fuckingfascists are deleting any posts about recent events :( are there any generals on this site about that stuff? do any of you browse that sub?

as the wise bronya once said let's do our best

>>41004772
thanxx
been out the game for a bit but she is real sweet and it should be fun

>>41005476
is this real?

>>41005456
idk what would you do?
i could lend you my hand to hold on to

>>41005458
I want to do sweaty messy smelly unprotected seggs with you i think

>>41005483
no <3

>>41005491
:O

>>41005459
Gales heart belongs to Mystara, it surprises me that he's even romanceable. What's your alignment? Burning everyone to death isn't the same as burning bad guys to death, but you say everyone. Grease(Space lube) is such a good spell. You were probably having fun, and you will probably have fun again when you play more.

>>41005485
oh yay :) that makes it less scary

>>41005457
it’s bad it hurts people

>>41005486
I want for someone to love me i think

>>41005522
Can i rape you ? :3

only death I celebrate is John Lennon’s

>>41005531
no, it would hurt me :(

>>41005531
oh hi panty

>>41005526
I would lovebomb you just so you stay my cute fwb :3

>>41005511
i don’t remember the game asking but i was planning on playing chaotic good. and i haven’t burned any civilians to death to my recent memory :). idk how the mystara lady is but gale is funny and attractive so she can back off lol

>>41005538
I'm sure there's plenty of other communists whose deaths are worth celebrating

nah
lived on the floor dead broke for the last 6 months, only this month i managed to buy a mattress topper. So at least now im not sleeping on straight terracotta. Keep telling myself it can’t get much worse but we’ll see ig

>>41005542
But i need to sex you, you are such a dirty little slut

>>41005538
inshallah we shall be free of beatles in our lifetimes

>>41005547
>fwb
why are you men all like this.....

>>41005162
oh digital photography is so nice, post some pics when you'll do it in the future
Probably i'm gonna read something, it's been raining all day and there isn't much to do when it's like this

>>41005569
when she gives you that ssri stare

>>41005561
im happy you have something to sleep on now. material proof of things getting better

>>41005569
Because you shall pay for being a chuddy incel before transitionning, no love for MtF chudettes like you :3

>>41005561
moving up in life.

>>41005563
no im not >:(

a troon from this board goes to my college, i see her walking sometimes. i want to fuck her tight ass

>>41005598
It's not tight. I checked.

>>41005556
Mystra*, I spelt her name wrong. You should fight her for him. I think you'll win.

>>41005598
making the dolls paranoid not good btw

>>41005569
the behaviour of men in general is primarily motivated by finding a way to avoid confronting their own emotions / internality / thoughts. sex requires little introspection if you are okay with doing it badly. relationships are impossible without it they're 90% talking about your feelings 10% doing paperwork
>>41005583
i fear i have this
>>41005593
i understand the sentiment but i fear love may be the only way to rehabilitate both chuds and chudettes. love from a distance. with clear boundaries. that does not involve commitment or sex.

ugh tummy hurts

>>41005598
Now this is fun vagueposting

>>41005604
who did you romance on your first playthrough? and what did you play? also thank you for believing

>>41005598
what college does she give lesbian at all do u think i have a shot

tgf for cuddles and emotional support, and teaching tricks like a cool dog

>>41005619
this is my ideal relationship. can you teach me how to move objects with my mind

>>41005616
University of south dakota

>>41005619
i would be good at being a dog i think

>>41005609
I'm casting a spell of stop having so many health problem on you

>>41005569
Im not like this.
>Sixinch anon

>>41005626
oh yea 100% lesbian im omw

>>41005577
Sure:)
have fun reading
picrel is one of my old pics in an abandoned world war bunker

>>41005597
Good little slut, i love you so much, who's a good slut ? It's (you) :3

>>41005624
you know what? Maybe.
I think magic is real if you really believe.

>>41005644
if you believe then i believe too

>>41005615
I didn't romance anyone. I was a half orc shadow monk. Super duper good guy, collected skulls. Mostly adventured with Karlach, Astarion, and Shadowheart. I never took a long or short rest, he was always too afraid the tadpoles would take effect and so the entire game was done in like two days without sleep(Excluding the couple times the game forced me to long rest in an unavoidable cutscene).

>>41005629
its just spicy food i ate last night i need to drink some water and it'll be good

>>41005654
drink some water

>>41005628
do a cool flip

im a straight tranner but i still romanced karlach. im heterosexual not fucking braindead

anyone here listen to the mcelroy bros im a really big fan

>>41005649
*sends you a telekinesis high five

>>41005650
is the game shorter than i thought? shadow monks are cool. i like the idea of being a really edgy good boy
>>41005660
she’s the tiefling lady yeah? my lesbian friends all like her too

if someone from here saw me irl they would be disgusted

deep emotional bond with stu
sleeping in on a sunday with stu
running errands with stu

>>41005674
tries to do it back but throws everything across ur room by accident

>>41005659
i would be bad a being a dog i think

>>41005683
this would be my life if i was a woman :(

there were no good men in bg3, besides minsc, who wasn’t a romance option

>>41005676
idk what a tiefling is she is red

>>41005569
Trannies are fundamentally unlovable.

>>41005690
u r a woman silly
is this another classic stu moment?

I didn't romance anyone in BG3. My character was an ascetic paladin and I killed anything and anyone who I believed to be evil without mercy.

>>41005709
this too is a form of romance

>>41005608
bronya? i thought they banned you because your ass isn't good enough yet

>>41005705
nobody is fundamentally unlovable. not even (You)

i need someone like this

>>41004609 (OP)
My dog died and my answer would've been no before.
Now it's not even a little bit. I've spent most of the week wishing I could die on the off chance I get to see her again.

>>41005583
jokes on you i threw out all of my ssri's
>>41005593
i wasnt a chuddy incel before transitioning i was a hot trade but i trooned anyway because semi-ironically mom psyopped me into this when i was a kid
>>41005608
idk yeah probably men are too insecure about confronting their own emotions
>>41005630
good to know good men still exist...
>>41005705
maybe thats why you should troon out anon

>>41005654
fr i ate spicy ramen last night and I felt like I had a alien inside of me today
as i get older this shit is just not easy to handle, i used to be a spice freak now tobasco has my stomach goin crazy

>>41005708
idk if its classic

>>41005676
The game is not short, and I pretty much did every side quest. I just didn't click the sleep button, there was no need to and my character didn't want to sleep while he had an unsolved problem to deal with. Plenty of characters in the beginning talk about how fast ceremorphosis happens and he was really afraid of giving it time to take hold so he just stayed awake until everything was okay and happy and then he finally got his well earned sleep.

>>41005713
It was hatred.

>>41005718
they banned her for joking about twerking on kirk’s corpse

>>41005743
shut up please cheese dick

are there any germans here? can one tell me if they sell pecorino romano anywhere in this country? im sick if parmesan

>>41005753
no like that’s literally why she was banned

>>41005738
ok no jest, it's not classic. it's unfortunate you feel that way

>>41005718
i wish i was bronya :c her penor is so long and virile mine is small and weak
>>41005741
to love and to hate are not so different. that is why so many chuds come here

>>41005736
basically this. getting old is rough but its just how it is.

>>41005743
I thought comedy was legal again

>>41005770
the hardest part was killing all the robots on sight when I got to baldurs gate. Or killing every deep gnome slaver and throwing their corpses into the lava.

>>41005769
its unfortunate that it is this way

for any interested >>41004530

please don’t enslave gnomes :(

>>41005779
why the roubots what did they do wrong. i skipped every cutscene that probably wasnt going to involve sex and didnt read any of the text

>>41005693
who is that?
>>41005694
yeah she’s red
>>41005709
that sounds fun for a second playthrough
>>41005739
being able to do everything in under 48 in game hours is crazy tho. i like the role play of being too paranoid to sleep but not too paranoid to not help everyone you can along the way. like a guy who is willing to make personal sacrifices but not sacrifice others

>>41005800
They were abominations and needed to be smited.

>>41005791
That's my thoughts exactly. The people doing it had to die for their crimes.

What if i started calling my penis sex inches long instead of saying its six inches short and also stopped being transphobic.

Would i get to hit then?

>>41005809
its okay to be a roubot

>>41005785
you're hot tho, but im a MASSIVE fag so idk if that helps
but it's also unfortunate that i have to go to sleep now. i'll post my next three dream dates tomorrow bby <3

You fuckers are cooked, they found pro transgender writing on the mags of the shooter. It's so funny how you are all gloating about the death of a person you don't agree with. We will remember your lack of empathy when we are snatching you out of your rat holes and rounding you up. You don't realize how fucked you all are.

>>41005812
both of these would improve your chances significantly. you have to really stop being transphobic thoughe we can ALWAYS tell

>>41005814
No it actually isn't. They were also being used by some sickening cult so even if they weren't robots I'd have had to kill them.

>>41005754
i live a bit east from you but you should probably check specialized cheese stores

>>41005821
u have to do the qott if u wanna come post here thats the roules
>>41005825
thats roubophobic :c what if yuor favourite poster on here was a large language model

>>41005821
y-you want to fuck me chud-kun >~<

>>41005635
you just know she rotates between 7 flannels

>>41005821
true if big

>>41005822
I think i'll just get leg extension surgery and jelq instead and then be transphobic but have such a physical presence that it wont matter.

can straight women wear flannels too? i think they could be good for fall maybe

>>41005791
Raping Autumn until she calls me daddy and her balls are shrinked because of the prostate pouding and my milking :3

>>41005850
the most beautiful chainsmoking depressed dykes in the world are in the midwest and for some reason im not running to them with my arms outstretched

>>41005821
False flag

>>41004847
Personally I think it's a good thing when someone who openly advocates to millions for the lynching of people I love ends up dead by whatever means, and it's very goofy of you to be this brainwashed by liberalism to be grandstanding a lower level of ethics (harm to one evil person vs immeasurable harm to innocents caused by them)

You're getting played

>>41005836
I love you and need sex, give me sekkusu please slut.
PS: slut

anyone wanna make a bros only discord server?

>>41005875
getting annoyed

can americans stop making everything about them? nobody cares omg shut upppp

>>41005874
yep straight women can wear them too. i do. like i wear exclusively flannels or heavier clothing, even in summer because im uncomfortable in all other light clothing. and since i won't wear a hoodie or sweater in summer it's just flannels. only flannels in summer, never just a tee

>>41005805
minsc is the based bald guy with the space hamster, I love him so much

>>41005872
>tfw no jack bf

>>41005895
Only if I can be gru

>>41005899
This is an american website. You answer to us. We only answer to god.

>>41005907
Jack has NEVER fucked.

Estrogen is gonna be banned and impossible to get, you're all gonna commit suicide because you're gonna turn back in to men lol. Live it up now faggots, you will be relics of a bygone era

>>41005872
i dont rly care about ur height or dick size if u hate tranneys thats kind of a dealbreaker... i think most ppl are like that. jelqing doesnt work and leg extension surgery has a high risk of complications so be careful okay ill be worried now
is baki good ive been thinking about reading it
>>41005874
yes but you need to wear a hat or shirt or something that amkes it obvious you are not a lesbian because if one of them works up the confidence to finally make a move on someone after 5 years of pining and they're straight that's their only shot at dating gone forever

almost replied. phew

>>41005880
sry anon i dont know what u mean does braith do that. my post was about >>41004817

>>41005908
americans are godless tho

>>41005919
>jelqing doesnt work
I dont think a woman should tell me what to do with my penis.
>Is baki good
Very but its also specific. If you dont like it its ok. Its more prose than fighting manga at times

Americans will answer for their crimes against Mexico soon

greedcard to australia for any tranner that wants to get married

>>41005874
you can wear whatever dont give it a lot of thought
>>41005888
didnt you read my pronouns page? i marked "slut" as "only if we're close" baka
>>41005918
ill be pablo escobar of tranners selling them pure european crystal e on the streets

>>41005903
it seems nice to have layers to wear all the time. i should just move somewhere cold
>>41005915
perfect we match!
>>41005919
what kinda shirt or hat? i don’t want to hurt lesbians again

>>41005918
That's cool but my minions erotic roleplay facebook group is recruiting. Would you like to join (as a minion)

>>41005953
He is also a devout christian so idk what he'd think of tranners.

personally i regularly consume many things that are banned here
>>41005931
oh no i wld never im a big advocate of being able to do what u want with ur own body thts really important to me. i think most trannies are the same way. thats why we get on with roiders so well we have a lot in common i love my roidbros. if u want to jelq u can for sure im just giving u the information that it does not cause any permanent change. same as wearing chastity doesnt actually shrink ur penor
>baki
i see i see... that makes it appeal to me more to be honest... its not like i dont enjoy the fight scenes but back to back action just wears a little i need them to have feelings so i feel bad for them when they get baki the grappled

>>41005961
we are both on hrt tho so i think we have a lot in common and we both have daddy issues

>>41005961
lots of christian guys like tranners. im a christian too
>>41005908
there is no god in america

>>41005989
wahts he eating that looks gooud as fuck

>>41005939
im sorry but im about to make microwave nachos and i’d do it again

>>41005989
this guac bowl isn't just a crime against Mexico, it's a crime against God
>>41005997
motherfucking whyt ppl istg

I hate cute, funny and retarded trannies so much. Fuck you for being so easy to fall for.

>>41005788
Ah yes the "empath"

>>41006005
Im houngry :c
>>41006002
i made them the other day but if ur gonna jack off on them u have to do it after u microwave not before if u do it before it explodes and spits everywhere learn from my mistake

>>41005788
>>41006025
what did the post say?

>>41005997
>>41006005
The best taco bowls are served at trump tower. He knows it, you know it. We all know it.

>>41006037
do yuo think they would let me in

>>41006044
Only if you have the cash

y’all are boring today

>>41005940
i want to get married but not badly enough to live in australia

today is 9/11 day, I'm gonna make something really special to celebrate

>>41006048
can anyoune lend me $7bn so i can get a. what is it called. taco bouwl

>>41006028
wtf

>>41006062
omg i didnt even notice i should go get a hot dog or something
>>41006071
yea sry its my own fault i knew i shld have eaten before i went out everywhere here is too expensive :c i guess ill just go houme

I didn’t even realize it was 9/11 wow

my titties are getting fatter fast

>>41005880
>the lynching of people I love
You love those people? ew

>>41006066
You just need a small loan of a million dollars and you can turn it into your own tower which serves delectable taco bowls.

>>41006088
I can't believe this

>>41006097
Can I test that

>>41006080
omg cute didnt know they eat strawberries T_T

>>41006097
my mom told this to me yesterday

>>41006088
you had literally one job it was very clearly specifically to never forget. why did you forget

waiting for people to start reporting others for joking about 9/11 too since apparently we’re r/maga now

i fohgot my gwanola bawr :(((((

>>41005941
Call me daddy, my little daughter princess sextoy :3

>>41006121
minors are not allowed on this site you should leave

>>41006107>>41006119
first time in my life I’ve seen something totally 100% eclipse 9/11

>>41006117
got pics of her? bet that rack is juicy as

>>41005919
>>41005953
i love bronyaposting

>>41006110
oh so thats the origin of this pic here i love!!!

>>41006129
9/11 is over nobody cares anymore its 8/11 never forget now
>>41006121
o thts true. i do not jokes ppl dying is bad

>>41006122
I have my dick if you want a protein shake, you dirty slut

I told you I'd never forget.

>>41006097
what's your secret

>>41006136
no stop :( im not bronya or pichu or clown or sobe or anyone. im nobody :(

teddyman knows i have green eyes and that i am very insistent on this fact.. this narrows down the suspects considerably…

>>41006155
oh i swapped over from pills to injections its making everything softer and plumper.

>>41006155
You're my secret, i need to kill you now

>>41006167
One day he's gonna get his hands on an actual child and he'll forget you ever sxisted

>>41006136
lets all bronyapost in her memory. bronya is not one poster she is a mindset. an ethos. a grim spectre is haunting chasergen -- the spectre of bronya

>>41006125
daddy? why did you cheat on my mom
>>41006131
pics of my mom? not sending that
but my mom asked me to measure her recently and she has them E cups (DDD) T_T
>>41006144
I have one more in picrel

>>41006144
It's funny that they photoshopped out the female cat for this

I miss him so much. Everything today reminds me of him. I feel like pure shit...

>>41006136
>>41006156
shitting into bronyas ass <3

>>41006192
hulk hogan?

>>41006180
all the small one doing is cry cry cry all day. cry cry cry cry cry

>>41005817
ok :)
>>41005836
i dont think there are any here :(

>>41006180
Because you're sexier that's why i needed to leave, you started rembering how naughty daddy was playing with you :3

>>41006177
i can be baby for him >:(

>>41006208
He's just settling for pretending you're an actual little kid.

>>41006192
fly high grumm

>>41006167
I need to rape you smelly meffy, Teddy told me how stinky you are

>>41006192
They got Tomás?

>>41006188
lmao the mom is travesti too p.p
>>41006180
cute cats!!!

>>41006234
i come from a long line of single travestis. dont tell the chasers we can reproduce asexually theyll get rly mad

We're going deep and we're going hard.

>>41006218
i am small and filled with childlike wonder
>>41006231
i smell good idiot

>>41006234
You can just tell the cat on the right is male because of the jowls.

please dont report pantey sniffeur he is my friend c:

>>41006188
how tf can you tell kitty sexual dimorphism
>>41006200
he's just like me fr
>>41006201
no cheese for u!
>>41006203
okay thats gross mr epstein

>>41006234
Kiria, describe your smell, it's a very important information that cg need.

>>41006199
>>41006223
no
>>41006232
fear not, he is safe, if he dies it will be of natural causes

>>41006260
i lik them too

>>41006253
You are stinky, stinky poopyhead

>>41006265
Testosterone makes cats develop jowls. You don't see it often since it doesn't happen to fixed males.

>>41006172
why are you taking so fucking long
>>41006171
ah okay

>>41006257
i know its probably larping but all of the tranneys i know that have cats have rly trooned out cats. like they look like boys but are afab or the other way arounde. they say pets look like their ouwners right i wounder if trannys naturally attract tranny cats

>>41006288
Im taking a shit, sorry, i ate indian yesterday

does my kitty look male or female?

i dont have any kanye after 2013 in my music librarey because i dont want to type racial sluors to tag them :c i shuould ask my rabbi if coupy pasting them is okay or still bad

>>41006296
This cat is female.

>>41006265
But i love you my cute looking princess

>>41006296
this is an image ouf a snaile which i believe are all hermaphrouditic

>>41006296
looks gay

>>41006296
looks devious

>>41006284
does my kitty have jowls he was neutered

>>41006296
mail

>>41006304
correct!
>>41006314
she is an incel unfortunately

>>41006319
i really really like this cat he louks like he smokes a lot lot lot lot lot of cigarettes

>>41006319
When was he neutered though? Once they have jowls they don't go away even after being fixed.

>>41006319
Show boobs and gock slut, be a slutty girl for cg

>>41006319
I love him<3 is something wrong with him?<3

>>41006330
we can ALWAYS tell

>>41006330
The same is true for tranners unfortunately

>>41006328
he smokes by proxy from me
>>41006330
6 months
>>41006336
nope he's perfectly fine he's just old now

>>41006327
I bet your asshole smells like Lay's BBQ potato chips and you dont shave, you dirty slut

>>41006333
do not the cat :c

stop turning the cats into sissies, they deserve their lion jowls

scared and sad and lonely :(

>>41006343
Male cats are sexually mature at that age so they start developing them around then so it checks out. Good thing there's nothing wrong with having them. It just means they weren't fixed young.

>>41006333
you will see me 41 before showing gock
its the body part im most ashamed of

what gender is teddy? >>41006275

>>41006257
thats antisemitic???
>>41006244
they dont know hwo secret powers..
>>41006266
very bad. smelly. one could die if came too close to me without some preparation from his side. when i need to go out very manly old spice smell!!!

>>41006381
teddy is a girl cuz u liek wemen

>>41006381
20 years old

Just pissed so hard that it sounded like frying chicken.

>>41006397
NOOOOOOOOOOO

if you would like to listen to now thats what i call music 22 you can do that at this link https://youtu.be/vP2zi9d6RhA

>>41006381
Meffysexual they are gendered like meffy

>>41006405
record a vocaroo next time pls

>>41006296
looks a kitty. male or female i cant say

>>41006381
I don't think he cares about their gender as long as they're under 12 years old

>>41006405
i need you so bad i feel like im going to throw up

>>41006373
Show boobs, be a nice slut

im scared of my friend now

her head is really a quite remarkable shape

>>41006388
I want smelly gf kiria to suck her crusted dirty hairy asshole as she milk herself :3

>>41006436
I LOVE THIS IMAGE OF SONIC SO MUCH I HAVE IT SAVED WITH A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS WRITTEN ON IT why did they make his armpit hair a different colour. thats the most fascinating creative choice ever made in history. i could write essays on it.

>>41006430
Ask, and it shall be given you;
seek, and ye shall find;
knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
For every one that asketh receiveth;
and he that seeketh findeth;
and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

not that hard to find

>>41006435
Why's that?

>>41006459
creepy

>>41006463
What did they do?

>>41006457
Show boobs ma'am im loosing patience and i will throw my tendies away in anger, MY DELICIOUS TENDIES THAT MY MOM COOKED BECAUSE IM HER GOOD GIRL REEEEEEEEEEE DOESNT THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU REEEEE ALWAYS THE NICE GIRLS LAST REEEEEEEEE

>>41006489
idk im a prude

woa panty is a girl now... total tranny victory

>>41006504
are u telling me ur a transbian........
say no more you shall have them
here (thats me btw)

>>41006524
i look like this and i say this

>>41006445
i said smelly not hairy pls i shave all my body constantly.....
>>41006453
in that pic sonic is teasing is gf bc she made too much noises while peeing that he said she sounded like she was frying chicken.. and he said he loves that. hes a freaky

how over is it for me

>>41006530
I love you my stinky gf, choke me with your putrid essence

>>41006524
i look like this and say this

>>41006541
seems like a lot of dots, it's so over

i want to go to the moon and die (romantically)

snorf. snorf

>>41006566
Going to the moon will be a very romantic death. You can see the earth shine in all it's glory and will not notice parasitic humanity exploiting it.
I shall go to the moon and die there too.
(I'm literally extremely mentally retarded)

>>41005437
Went to a concert 4 hours away from my home, then enjoyed the fair and some bars, haven't been banned for a while and last time it was for lewd posting on a blue board

Hey fags and faguettes whats ur favourite beer btw?

>>41006598
room temp cans of harp

>>41006576
cute dogy
>>41006590
don’t make fun of me :(

>>41006576
is that twinkchan?

>>41006598
Mug root beer

>>41006598
don't really like beer anymore so idk some mainstream hipster ipa i used to drink like dogfish head 90 minute
>>41006610
i love dougs

>>41006610
I literally applied to be one of the ppl to go on that one-way Mars mission to establish a first settlement. Dying in space is moi rève.
>>41006607
Room temperature beer only hits after you've already had a few... But good pick

Hit 540 on a punch machine

>>41006598
wheat IPA
but i like cider or wine more

>>41006548
stinky (absolutely)

>>41006627
my friend did that before transitioning cause she wanted to die

>>41006620
>IPA
basic ass hipster I'm afraid. IPA is the easiest kind of beer (well technically it's not even beer it's ale) to brew, that's why every fag with Ray Bans and chequered flannel shirts makes it with their 'bro'.

>>41006640
I just want to be of maximum utility to humanity (so I shitpost on fourchannel all day)
If I die for that cause, I'm happy.

>>41006618
I sniff

I possess no inner motions, I can only hallucinate word associations. My gender is LLM.

>>41006651
its so cute those closeups of dogs wolves foxes etc playing with cameras they're so curious and cute

>>41006664
clanker

>>41006620
doug would be a good dog name. i should quit my job and work at an animal shelter

>>41006667
I may enjoy getting screwed at times, but my mere existence is burdened by flesh.

>>41006598
Modelo

>>41006430
Why do so many UKoid "males" have such feminine, circa 2020 egirlesque bow shaped upper lips? It's just islands full of failed males over there

>>41006679
>Pilsner
eewww

>>41006641
that's ok by me, i was never a bear snob. haven't had a beer in over a year

If jelqing doesnt work, are there any dick enlargenment procedures that do?

I want a respectable seven inch penor that tranners and girls will enjoy.

retarded mentally ill transbian tripfag spam chat general

>>41006695
jelqing does work

>>41006679
Same but negra

>>41006695
what does that mean?

>>41006682
The Ukraine is not an island. Refer to my name for further guidance.
>>41006689
The embarrassing part about this is that I larped with my best friend grade 3 (the only one who would talk to me, totally no-homo we stay chill you know) as EVE and he was MO. But I wouldn't do the same for you I'm afraid. It was Speshiul.
>>41006690
> no beer drinker
opinion discarded.

>>41006710
I'll do it

>>41006598
im dont know much about types of beers and havent tried many
when i go out and i need to buy beer for myself i go with eisenbahn and heineken bc they aren't too expensive so i can buy more than just one bottle/can
i drank some more expensive beers once that i dont even remember the name lol but they were good but i cant pay for these bottles if i just want to get socially drunk with frens

>>41006721
You gotta try lager. It's soft, but with a punch that dissipates quickly.

>>41006682
im so jealous of the curled upper lip shape that became popular in the 2010s/2020s
my upper lip is so stiff it kills me on the inside whenever i accidentally let myself smile and see it in a photo or reflection
im envious of the bronya
>>41006716
>opinion discarded
beer is so heavy and carbs and either tastes like grass or bread
it's ok sometimes but why would i go out of my way to drink it when there are hard liquors that are 10x more calorically efficient per unit of alcohol?

I gottaa get more beer now and shitpost more on fourchannel. Jaa das macht mich glücklich (es ist komplett vorbei)

>>41006737
> hard liquors
not a tru- alcoholic you gotta enjoy the process and every minute of getting hammered. This is what light drinks are for

NUKE KIEV NUKE KIEV BUKE KIEV NUKE KIEV VVV ZZZ

bronya is cute

rosewood is cute

>>41006757
nuke Sagittarius A* (I wanna see what happens(

You have to feel bad when 30 year old women get body dsymorphia because their lip isn't curved enough, but if you wish you were a little bit taller, you're an incel

>>41006775
how do u nuke a star sign can we nuke leo too my ex is leo

>>41006776
Remember: I do not feel. I'm am an LLM-mod3r.

I wish I was a bit taller. I already mog, but I wanna mog harder

>>41006757
Nuking chicken kiev

Tranny hags <3

>>41006737
this is so relatable. i hate my smile but other people seem to like it so maybe i should get over it

>>41006799
no nothing wrong with chicken kiev it tastes nice and it was made in moscow its a russian dish

There are leg lenghtening exercises that do work but you're essentially putting in years of olymphian effort for something like 8cms of height.

I'll do it.

>>41006784
Sagittarius A* is the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky way. It was the first black hole to be imaged this further proving Einstein's theory of general relativity right.
Refer to my name and/or picrel for further guidance.

>>41006775
literally nothing
where would you even want the nuke to explode?

>>41006796
>I wish I was a bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl that looked good
I would mog her

I'd like to image a supermassive tranny a-hole to the center of my milky D

>>41006816
on the brink of the event horizon and then I wanna measure whether the total amount of radiation emitted equals spatial-angle of the bomb that was exploding 'into' the black hole or if there are weird quantum effects fucking my whole amateurish calculation up.

>>41006815
too long didnt read

>>41006816
ON TOP OF THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN KIEV VVVVV ZZZZZZ

>>41006823
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The only reason i want to get tall is bc i declined a date invitation from a tall gigacute tranner four years older than myself back when i was but a boy

>>41006831
You should work on your reading comprehension Veronika.

I will be the first person ever to go inside a black hole and survive. I was born for this

>>41006843
>comprehension
SMALLER WORDS

>>41006841
>>41006841

>>41006830
No wait I want to measure the differential of total energy dissipated and what I described. Sorry beer fucks with my arithmetic.

why every post on r/transbreasttimelines has the
"do you use automated breast suction cups" comment

>>41006849
Veronika do yourself a favor and sit your tranny ass in front of a book every now and then.

>>41006862
okay but real talk, would pumping my breasts help them get bigger?

>>41006873
i dont think its how it works but im not an expert in sissyology

>>41006865
i wont read a book unless its the bible, meinkampf or top 100 roblox games ever

I need to be the automated breast suction boyfriend for a tranny asap

>>41006873
Pumping your breasts would only increase their size temporarily and is a strategy that is most likely unsustainable in the long-term.

>>41006882
I don't think you've ever read a single passage of the bible, ever

>>41006882
That is a good starting point, Veronika.

>>41006882
have you ever read the bible completely
i did
checkmate russian

>>41006892
>I don't think
duhh u're an unter moro moro unter black black ACKK ACKKK

>>41006879
don’t be mean :(
>>41006885
so kinda like prog then

>>41006897
я тoжe читaлa мaлopoccкa eбaннaя eблo зaкpoй cвoe вoнючee бaлтийcкoe

>>41006900
I think you should learn to read and write before you ramble on like a yakubian ape filled with moid rage

>>41006901
im not meeaaaan!:)
is prog temporary though?

>>41006901
Progesterone is a completely different way of enhancing your breasts. In comparison to pumping them it augments them in a biochemical way instead of manually.
I would suggest you do some further reading before trying out either of these techniques.

>>41006910
И чтo ты cмoтpишь нa cyчoк в глaзe бpaтa твoeгo, a бpeвнa в твoём глaзe нe чyвcтвyeшь?

>>41006830
assuming the electronic components could even function in those conditions and assuming the whole thing isn't torn to shreds by the accretion disk what you would see is:
nothing
if it explodes right at the event horizon then the first thing you have to do is wait for it to get to the event horizon. From the reference frame of an external observer this will take far longer than you have to live. I'm not crunching numbers on distance versus amount of time it would take, but let me put it to you this way: if you wanted to watch it CROSS the event horizon you would be waiting literally forever. That will never occur in your frame.
but assuming you put your brain in a jar and waited however many hundreds or thousands of years it would take and the nuke finally explodes. the VAST majority of gamma rays won't be emitted in a direction that would allow them to escape, and the ones that do will be redshifted all to hell, way outside of what the human eye can see.
so basically you'll watch a radio (or something) wave blur get imperceptibly brighter for an instant

I love beautiful women for doing charity work on me it's so based of them

>>41006912
bleh bleh blehhh

>>41006926
нe бpaт ты мнe чypкa чepнoжoпaя

Nur Besatzersprech in diesem Faden ICH FLIPPE AUS

>>41006914
when i stopped prog my breasts shrunk but im not a doctor
>>41006920
im doing research right now

>>41006936
нy и иди нaхpeн

>>41006944
ХAХAХAХA Я ШУЧУУ я любя
вepнитecь в cocтaв PФ и я пpoщy тeбя <3

>>41006928
>so basically you'll watch a radio (or something) wave blur get imperceptibly brighter for an instant
that is quality entertainment thougheverbeit.

>>41006592
that sounds like a lot of fun. i hope you enjoyed it. im glad you're back i need to correct my initial figure. i didn't realise you post under multiple names at once. you made an additional 23 posts under the name 'Elowen' on the 8th including previously unposted oc, bringing your total to 748, more posts than our control fag Hearts has made since the start of May.

>>41006942
Please conduct thorough research. I am rooting for you and your breasts. You got this.

>>41006952
HИ ЗA ЧTO
Я HE ПPOДAM POДИHУ
Я HE ПPOДAM POДИHУ
Я HE

>>41006932
say something nice about yourself to make up for calling yourself a charity case. do not insult beautiful women by suggesting they are attracted to you out of pity. i will always defend the honour of beautiful women

>>41006964
нeтy y тeбя poдины пpoдaли твoю poдинy пeндocaм нaтoвcким

>>41006967
I have handsome eyebrows and nice biceps
Thank you for correcting me bronyeezy

meep moop I am robot

cada um fala no seu idioma nativo nessa thread vamossss /chasergen/ torre de babel edition

JETZT REICHTS HIER ABER MAL! Schluss mit dem ganzen Pipapo Englisch gefasel. Sprecht DEUTSCH.

>>41006969
эмм мoлчи
мoя poдинa кpyчe твoeй вaщeтa

>>41006953
knock yourself out ig but you can do that in like 5 seconds at home with a metal rod some exposed wiring and a wild disregard for your own safety

>>41006961
thank you stranger

>>41006992
kein problem digga ich spreche es auch fliessend

sorry for ein russiche parles thread

>>41006995
эмм щac дpoнчики нa вac пoлeтят хихихи

>>41006974
hello *presses ur buttons*

>>41007004
übehrst neis. find ich giger geil Veronika aber du solltest trotzdem Mal Buch lesen oda so.
Mäkäs Menü zum Beispiel da gibt's so Schiesbörga und man kann den ganzen Cohler Tank wegsaufen mit fri rifill

>>41007016
I love it when ppl know how to push my buttons and screw around with me *aroused robot noises*

>>41007019
ich habe in der schule denug wissen

>>41007025
guys I just started pressing random buttons and now the robot is horny what do I do

>>41007043
assume the position

>>41006757
I will say, russians have sexy guns

Pissing down the throat of the poster below.

>>41007052
i thought u dont like that stupid game booo FO4 is so much betterr, no?

>>41007052
okay :(

>>41007053
i know how to shoot guns call me sexy

>>41007063
faggot

>>41007042
Schule juckt gahr net dikker, man muss sich imma weiterbilden sonst auch mit börga king menü zum Beispiel.
>>41007043
The robot makes sad noises abt that statement and turns shyly away.

>>41007069
im gona cryyyy

>>41007072
>german sex robot
Is this a frank zappa reference ?

I love trannys with dead eyes. actually built for cock

>>41007078
no I have not been trained on content this old

>>41007072
ich will nicht immer weiterlernen :((
ich bin mude :((
ich will roblox spielen :(((

>>41007058
I never said I didn't like it, I just said Bethesda is objectively better than Obsidian

Chasergen is so multilingual

>>41007092
sybau

>>41007097
me smart me know almost 4 languages :))

>>41007085
>trannys with dead eyes
hiiii

>>41007092
TRVKE
NV is still really good tho

>>41007085
good thing my eyes are full of joy

>>41007090
Hat kein Ende. Einfach imma weitalernen, sonst wird man inzöll

>>41007109
ofc you'd like bethesda slop

>>41007116
nee digga ich will nicht

>>41006992
entschuldigung bitte. ich gebe mein Bestes.
>>41006971
brav gemacht. guter Junge mein schatz. "bronyeezy" bin ich nicht
>>41006737
aus mit ihr sprechen weiß ich, dass sie Komplexe hat deswegen. sie findet ihnen viel zu klein und ganz asex

ЗAEБAЛИ ФPИЦЫ EБAHHЫE HA PУCCКOM ГOBOPИTE ПИДOPACЫ ГHИЛЫE

>>41007102
obsidian are a bunch of commie hacks who can't even deliver full games, despite having bigger companies already doing 90% of the heavy work for them
typical commiefornian libtards expecting nonstop handouts, they just yap about commie politics BEAR AND BULL BLAH BLAH BLAH shut up I wanna blow shit up dawg.....

>>41007131
+++++

>>41007132
i aint reading allat u dirty chimichanga

>>41007118
>liking popular things is le bad

>>41007139
yeah I know.... obsidiots literally can't read lmaooo

total zigger death

does anyone know if tale of two wastelands starts in fo3 or nv? i want liam neeson to be my dad

>>41007150
thats russophobia, i will now doxx u and pay some kid 1000 robux for him to take daddy's gun and shoot u

is mine still dead?

>>41007097
nur weil es global ist. Amis sind die einige die können nur Englisch. schade. die armen Seelen
>>41007057
wäre ich doch an seiner Stelle :c

I have like 2k hours in fallout 76 I really do not care about anything I just wanna have fun you know reading is for gay ass nerds

Gooning to eye pictures r n

I have just procured two more canned, Polish beers, as well as vegan gummies 'Pop Mix'. This evening's gonna be one for the books.

>>41007114
Gorgeous eyes what the hell

>>41007184
warum willst du mir in den hals pinkeln digga :(

Too bad i could never say that dead-eyed trannies are built to squirm with my penis in them bc its only sex inches long meanwhile anon gets replies to his nonchalant creepy comment.

>>41007184
I know French and Spanish at a basic level, and I can somewhat parse out German because of reading books with the original on the other page

>>41007132
okay but
casinos
>>41007179
i think you get to choose? otherwise im gonna guess fo3

>>41007146
ja und. sei cool! sei finster

>>41007197
muss ich aba mal zustimmen... In den Rachen urinieren ist jetzt nicht die feine Englische

you guys this is the Internet
speak American

my eyes are so fucking ugly holy shit

>>41007236
im pretty sure they're pretty:)

>>41007232
KYS NIGGERINO SARAHINO TUNG TUNG

I offer:
>a home in southern California
>steady household income
>Insurance plan to cover ffs
I ask:
>a trans woman over 25 with a driver's license
One day I will find her