Thread 41011879

qott1: are there (other) gay or trans people in your family?
qott2: how are you doing?

previous: >>41008098

>>41011879 (OP)
I fucking hate you all.

>>41011879 (OP)
My Aunt who is only 9 years older than me is a passing trans girl and I fantasised about her grooming me, but that’d be crazy bad irl

>>41011893
i wanna see it u know what it is

i have a tranny cousin i haven’t met post either of our transitions. they were cool.
my uncle is gay. nobody told me this i was just supposed to figure it out myself because he’s “unmarried”

>>41011879 (OP)
i wish i were a cute boymotor
and no afaik im the only lgbt in this family but pretty sure there are other people at least bi or closet something

Mef is a sociopath with zero empathy. He probably tortures small animals. He dresses up as a woman and prowls around at bars looking for his victims.

>>41011879 (OP)
>qott1
my brother is pan
>qott2
kinda bad

>>41011879 (OP)
1. my brother is a repper
2. i wish i could see a boymoder dance

early in my transition and I can't relate to any of the other mtfs because i don't want to come across as creepy babytrans, but at the same time I see the giant clock on the wall counting down to when my old friends outs me from the group for being a tranny, help

hi chef i would like one mayonnaise roll with extra mayonnaise please

>>410118
>I fantasized about her grooming me
bro what

>are there (other) gay or trans people in your family?
My sister's a lesbian and I have an mtf cousin.
>how are you doing?
Fuck it, we ball.

>>41011915
i will have teddy maul you

Drove past a tranny at the bus stop today. Shit was awesome, made my entire week

>>41011899
Not even CIA could get this out of me.

when i get really stressed and someone helps me i want to tell them i love them but i don’t know that i really do

>>41011769
>>41011831
I will ISIS style behead him on camera within 24 hours unless my demands are met

>>41011879 (OP)
>qott1
My niece came out as a trans girl a few months ago and just got on hrt
Not surprising at all, she was openly gay and crossdressing for a year or so and made some comments so I was kinda just waiting for the family to tell me
Also I'm bi, my brother's bi, my sister's lesbian
1 straight sibling out of 4 lol
>qott2
Not good
Every day I just try to get through without breaking down and struggle to not binge and drink, making it through at the moment
Working through a ton of emotional shit that I didn't touch for over a decade. Growing hurts

>>41011948
but he’s just a little guy!!!
take me instead

>>41011933
sad that she had to take the bus

>>41011948
I'm assuming your demands are a very young transgirl?

>>41011925
You're only the first I chose to destroy here. I'm going to slowly dissect and destroy every one of you evil fuckers, with the exception of a few that still might have empathy left.
You've said yourself, you're evil.

yall just mad steve pulls

>>41011942
Least attached tranny.

>>41011957
Mommy

>>41011988
would it make you mad if i did this?

>>41011879 (OP)
I have one gay cousin, that’s literally it. I’ve never interacted with him because he lives in France. Everyone talks about him like he’s a demon, but he seems like a decent person from what I’ve heard

>>41011879 (OP)
1, no
2, no

>>41012000
Not mad, but you would definitely put me in a difficult spot. However, I'm sure some here would drag their dick through a mile of used needles for someone like you.

>>41012005
Aren't you the gay relative from your family's point of view?

>>41011916
>kinda bad
What's wrong

>>41012031
so it would most likely be really bad for me if i said it to most people :( is it better if the person who is helping me said he likes me or is that worse now?

i really love her
want to worship her

i hate her

Qott: My cousin brought his girlfriend to the family Christmas party once. Months later found out she was mtf. That's the only time I've ever seen a trans person as far as I know.

>>41012049
I fear whatever answer I give may just make you feel worse because I'm somewhat biased in this situation. Ask one of the other chasers here. That hostage taker Steve for example. Trade yourself for the bear.

It's been longer without her than with her now and I still agonize about it daily, ain't that kooky
She don't give a shit meanwhile
Fuck my gay chaser life

>>41012037
i said hurtful things to people who were helping me that i regret

>>41012064
can you say it anyway even if it makes me feel bad please? i’m too old for steve i think

>>41012067
Sounds about time to look for other people

>>41012084
>can you intentionally make me feel bad
No.
>i’m too old for steve i think
LMAO

>>41012091
i made you laugh so you have to tell me now! im tough, i can take it!

>>41011856
He didn't hit that hard just enough to leave a small print on my face and I was really drunk and frustrated so I wasnt being nice, he's supposed to go to the bar with me on Friday, if he flakes again hes getting no more chances

>>41012120
wow ur so cool and edgy
want a cookie?

>>41011957
>>41011980
One Toronto area twinkhon

>>41012113
I'm sure you'd have problem opening automatic doors. Look here's the long and short of it, I personally need three to four months max before I consider loving someone. If I was there for you during a rough time and we've only known each other for two months, it'd scare the shit out of me if you told me you loved me. But that's just me. I'm retarded like that.

>>41012141
Huh? If I was edgy would I have said I told him to do it again or something, youre masculine energies showing, bruv

>>41012150
Wouldn't I have*

>>41012146
why so needlessly mean at the start?? i know saying i love you scares people but trauma bonding maybe makes it easier? i’ll spare the poor man my affection i guess. thanks for saying instead of keeping it a secret anon

>>41012033
no, they like to pretend I still have a chance to finally settle down with a woman and have kids
if only they actually knew…

>>41012146
love is interesting i dont really feel it emotionally anymore just hunger for attention physical and emotional

>>41011879 (OP)
Gay cousin, he and his boyfriend are well loved by the family thankfully

thank god i already have nieces and my parents grandkids and the other relatives are all (?) straight cis etc etc so theres no pressure over that into myself. also i dont have much contact with some relatives so its like whatever if they find out [my birth name] is a tranny

>>41012172
Just busting balls. I'm sure you could carry a week's worth of groceries to the kitchen from the car in one trip :)
Trauma bonding does create a closer bond, yeah. It's how I accidentally got into a relationship with my ex. Don't spare anything just because my dumbass is partially avoidant due to bad experiences. Do some introspection, write shit down, analyze your dynamic with this guy before saying anything though.

>>41011879 (OP)
to answer qott there are only 2 of us total in the family on both sides and i'm the social one the other is a lesbian who basically cut everyone off.

>>41012204
I hope that doesn't land you in an abusive relationship.

>>41012229
Just realized I helped. It's joever.

>>41012248
it will and as long as he gives me what i need it'll be ok.

desu i want to die

>>41012229
that’s a really specific analogy. im probably in over my head yeah

>>41012283
me tink me gwan tek mi own life

>>41012146
I think it's very reasonable to hold off on using the word love in a romantic way, it's a red flag if it's said too early

>>41012306
Agreed. I prefer to get to know someone past the surface level before I consider saying it. Then a bit more to even say it.

after starting T i frequently fantasize about slowly convincing some effeminate socially awkward introvert into taking estrogen and becoming my weak submissive boywife. is this because of fujotm brain damage or is this normal to think about

BLEEDOID ALERT

>>41012198
Do you take hormones?

i wish i didn’t have mental illness

we have bluemoders now
>>41012187
what do chasers think about bluemoders

>>41012342
hot take

Trannies without mental illnesses <3

>>41012333
its normal to anyone with high T levels to do that so that means you're becoming a chad now

>>41012356
oxymoron

>>41012351
imagine being able to form meaningful connections with people and nobody hates you

>>41012346
I have seen her jork it painted red like a devil

>>41012356
even if i had no gender dysphoria and depression bc of that i would still be autistic so sorry anon

Scamming the elderly to pay for my gf's FFS.

Trannies with mental illness not because of their mental illness but because they are still whole worthy people regardless of it <3

>>41012381
not me tho. im worthless

Trannies that fake mental illness so we can sell the benzos she gets prescribed <3

>>41012341
yeah
desu it’s kinda obvious if I don’t properly manmode like I usually do

How has someone not written a story about a chaser x tranner bank robber couple

>>41012385
Fake news sorry you have to be my girlfriend now

>>41012386
GIMME THE PHENAZEPAM

>>41012392
I have an idea for a tranny x chaser spy drama that'll never take off.

>>41012421
I would read that and shill it

>>41012394
okay i love you

>>41012387
They have no idea or do they know and just not talk about it?

>>41012363
i literally cant imagine that

>>41012440
I haven'h even mentioned any of the details.

>>41012358

:-( this can only lead to ftmtf-ing in some hellish insane mental illness doomspiral. i do not deserve the beautiful princess disorder girlmoder. she belongs to the real stone cold chasers. i cannot make her worse in any meaningful way.

>>41012454
I love you too
Please come over so I can hold you while you fall asleep

>>41012435
Cute voice

Imagine being loved romantically
I think everything else wouldn't be so bad if I could have that

>>41012435
hi wulfim slower thread today/tonight just that

Love is gay as shit. It makes you do things like feel and people expect things from you.

step 2 DUMP IT

>>41012472
https://voca.ro/18qR9oVyNt7b

>>41012476
https://voca.ro/19h5QM24WRiG

hello

>>41012460
It's such an interesting fantasy that has gone unexpressed that I would instantly be drawn to it

>>41012507
bunny petting activity <33333

>>41012501
Ily

too much energy need to go to bed oh god

why did they stop 24 hour stores? i want more 24 hour stores like target and walmart so i can go and walk around at 2 am.

>>41012457
I think it’s willful ignorance, deep down inside they must know, but they really want me to have kids

>>41012479
OK at first this was a joke but maybe deep down I feel this way.

Yeah there's a FTM and he got a kid with his GF
Both are absolutely not hot but not ugly either

My life is horrible i keep bruising myself while drunk

>>41012556
https://voca.ro/153GRSESqNRV

>>41012527
Ily2

>>41012509
I'm not sure how popular it'd be with trannies. It's not a love story and sometimes references real life events, places and conflicts. I can see it being popular with chasers and maybe non-chasers, at least until the non-chasers realize the female lead is a tranny.

our beloved shrimpcat poster has been killed.
we will all miss him dearly.

but according to the scriptures, on the 30th day he will rise again

>>41012665
Is this real?

>>41012665
https://voca.ro/1duNFz8v1TS3

I’m just now learning shrimps is cats?

>>41012672
yeah. its called the "shrimpcat" and its extremely real. science struggles to confirm it though

oh also the ban is mostly real

>>41012577
Take your meds please

>>41012664

no this is gem tier. i love competency porn almost as much as i love gooner bait and this is pure fantasy escapism cinema.

>>41012683
https://voca.ro/1ifTqQ4Xg09Z

He can eat so many nugs.

>>41012688
Ngl I was unironically thinking about writing the ideas down. At the moment they're just floating around my head but its a lot of ideas. For example, the story starts in Syria.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Khasham

>>41012699
https://voca.ro/1lm7nuIFpQZY

Good morning ladies and gents. How's everyone doing on this fine Thursday morning?

>>41012695
>>41012782

>>41012782
Waiting for roommate to fuck off out of the shower so I can drop a fat log. Also it's Friday.

>>41012700
the target demographic of this story are hyperautist trannies. this may be peak. (as long as you make it as historically accurate as possible and make the chaser like a father figure i will give my kingdom for this story.)

>>41012782
Thursday?

>>41012794
Someone has to bring a little bit of joy into this world

>>41012810
>>41012796
Oh shit it's Friday, sorry. In my defence I just woke up.

bf who rawdogs 4chan with the native extension disabled and no extensions or scripts and doesnt even noko

>>41012831
What are you going to do on this fine Friday morning?

>>41012841
Don't even know what all that means.

>>41012798
The chaser isn't a father figure but he is protective, but not in a jealous way. The tranny isn't a damsel in distress either. As for historical accuracy, I have enough subject matter expertise and can reach out to others who can help if need be. This is why I specially chose this setting, it's not foreign to me.

>>41012665
I just asked him and he just told me it was for calling the teddy bear guy a pedophile. Sounds like that guy was probably mass reporting him or something.

>>41012811
https://voca.ro/19ASqN5djdbS

>>41012841
It's weird to me that anyone uses extra shit. The only thing that should be changed from default is Yotsuba B > Tomorrow. Rest should be untouched. 16 years using this website, never once even tried anything besides default.

>>41012842
Hit the gym, do some gardening afterwards then head to work. How about you anon?

>>41012841
I do this

I miss the city so much

>>41012841
The only extension I have is a soundpost one that I don't even use because the main thread I used before the 4chan hack created an alt imageboard.

>>41012841
I do this on Edge with none of the settings changed.

>>41012860
I already am God's silliest bean.

>>41012883
I edge too

>>41012863
when i was a kid using this site back before the native extension i didnt know about anything other than sage, and i definitely wasnt smart enough to noko back then
just posted, went to index, found my thread again, opened it back up and scrolled to the bottom. like god and moot intended

>>41012854

if the tranner is damsel in distressing i will scorn you forever. i would prefer if she was like jadzia dax. i'm ok if she's a little honnish, in fact i would prefer it.

>>41012872
Nothing. I'll likely become tired within a few hours and then sleep through most of the day. What critters steal the most of your garden bounty to consume?

>>41012878
Real. I've been reading a bit and watching old video clips of my city in the last century and it feels so depressing seeing it be a real city and not just a sprawl of mcmansions and shitboxes straddling the major highways.

>>41012896
I lurked for many years before ever posting. It seems kid you was too impatient.

>>41012914
youre right... i didnt lurk enough... it explains everything

>>41012903
You sound very unmotivated, anon. I hope that will change for you. Just some insects though I leave them be. I don't grow anything fruit-bearing just some flowers and green plants.
>>41012894
<3

>>41012902
She's autistic as shit when it comes to certain subjects but is also a drug addict. Sorry, gotta have some flaws.

>>41012841
There's enough options in the settings what more do you even need

>>41012931

oh nvm she's based thank you anon for sharing your vision. you have to elaborate more.

>>41012913
Im in the country side, at least with mcmansions theres probably lots of stuff do like clubbing l, museums etc

>>41012946
Yeah but its like 30 minutes away and you gotta park.
I don't really envy country living though. Do you at least have decent scenery to walk around in?

>>41012930
I am content. What kinds of insects? I think some of the coolest plant bugs are aphids. It's so fucking sick how ants tickle their bums and drink the sugar excretion.

>>41012942
that sounds like the native extension youre talking about
way back in the past most of that stuff wasnt there. "settings" wasnt a thing

go to a private browsing session and go to settings and turn on "disable native extension" to get a feel for how it used to be

white pow-ACK

>>41012965
shrew on finger image

so bloated i slowly floated up out of the bed in my sleep and woke up from softly bumping against the ceiling

>>41012958
If you like it anon I won't judge you for it. I'm not really knowledgeable when it comes to bugs and insects. Potato bugs, those orange little ones that get stuck together by their butts, ants, sometimes bees and wasps. I only know they've been there because sometimes the leaves of a few plants are chewed.

>>41012665
zamn….

no shrimp no cat

>>41012955
Yes, they're some really nice natural areas but ticks and snakes make it was fun lol

>>41012944
Just think Tom Clancy meets an unconventional pairing between an emotionally unavailable but smartass guy and an autistic tranny who's good with tech and thinks the chaser is stupid, almost looks down on him at first.

>>41012977
I wonder if I was a bug if I'd eat the pretty plants or the ugly ones. They probably taste different. I'd like to be a tiny enough bug that I could eat my way inside the plant and chew up all the yummy stem bits, those are probably good bits.

qott: my brother is dating an srsoid passoid. he also just got out of surgery for a carotid dissection. 5 stints. yay himmm!!! he made it!!!
qott2: shit desu but I'll make it okay, just gotta wade through this mess.
>>41012787
feathered mayor of sillyton

>>41013012
need

>>41012965
>>41013041
He's so tame

>>41013041
shrew on..shoe

>>41013014
Kinda like how pandas only eat the tender parts of bamboo shoots

>>41013031
Shame it'll never take off. SAD!

>>41013069
Can you figure out how to save the pandas? Someone gotta figure that out. Can't be me, I don't speak panda. It could be you!

>>41012976
I liked this post a lot. What a soul

>>41013079
i dont give a fuck if it doesn't succeed, I still wanna read it

>>41013084
Last I heard the Chinese government has already got it covered

>>41013084
https://voca.ro/1aRIorJ2L6cE

>>41013012

peak. this is the type of media that the liberal agenda really should be making. too easy to make either transploitation gooner bait or libwashed vanilla shit. i know the target audience is probably three autistic trannies but it would be peak.

>>41013025
>tranny with a brother who's dating a tranny
I'm sure I've seen a few larpposts about this dynamic

>>41013087
I might brush up on my creative writing then.

>>41013100
And you believe them? I don't think it's fair that they own every single panda and only let other country loan them. That's bullshit is what it is. I'm thinking about a heist. I'm thinking about releasing pandas in every country, every city, every town, every house. Panda's gonna take over, you'll all see.

mexico gets pandas
gringos don’t get pandas because china doesn’t like gringos

>>41013123
Trade me. What do you want in exchange?

>>41013120
If I'm going to cause chaos I'd rather set off nukes in government buildings instead of using innocent animals.

>>41013140
Pandas are the opposite of chaos, pandas are balance. They got the ying yang colors. You're not going to be doing any chaos anywhere if there's always a panda within reach of you, you might startle the panda and who knows how that will end up for you. Everyone will be on real good behavior from them on.

I would prefer to see a sun bear or spectacled bear because of how weird and fucked up they look

>>41013111
I can already see /k/ and /pol/ seething if it takes off.

>>41013119

thank you based anon. this will be the media that changes the minds of middle aged guys who like a good thriller. and i will personally be overjoyed because this genre is my guilty pleasure reading (malebrained)

>>41013152
Pandas will be the great equalizers. Who would have thought?

>>41013157
https://voca.ro/1ZVpDB0i5cNt

>>41013116
I think youre making it weirder than it actually is.
>grows up with sister who transitions at age 9
>Becomes lgbt activist to support his sister
>Becomes a cis man who is normal about trannies
=profit?

>>41013163
As they were always intended to be. Really it was obvious, I don't know how everyone overlooked their true calling. Have you considered a bamboo garden? They're cool, got a bunch of em where I live.

>>41013180
I always wanted to have one but it's not nearly humid enough where I live. Also my place is a rental and I don't want to make it nicer for my landlord.

>>41013119
when this MASTERPIECE does come out, where could a fella find it. Im serious this is a plot i need.

ps. add a sex scene

>>41013120
the pandas must return to China to complete at least the state required level of panda kindergarten. until other countries have demonstrated they can provide a similar quality of education for the pandas it is simply not viable to allow them to raise them. china also needs a continues supply of pandas to fill a variety of municipal and tourism governmental roles that are simply increasingly too delicate to trust any other species with. the whole situation with HK was a result of an attempt to empower Yangtze river dolphins that was quickly proven to be folly

>>41013176

this was my reaction too LMAO so very true.

>>41013139
offer??

>>41013161
Already done made a Google Docs thing for it.
>>41013176
More like Techtical Tranny
>>41013197
Hell if I know, this shit might take months. No sex scene you gooners.

>>41013235
thank you based anon for no sex scene. the love of a chaser and his tranny is pure and should be best left to the imagination of the reader.

>>41013192
Humidity is like never below 90% here, I hate summer.
>>41013223
Ummmm, I've made a few bonzai in the woods. Can't really give those to you because they like living in the woods though. Uhhhhhh, I've got thousands of dice, if you promise not to eat them you can have a handful.

>>41013240
Oh, he'a not a chaser at first. It just so happens that they grow closer over time.

>>41013235
>>41013240
Fuck off add a sex scene, i need to goooooooooooon

>>41013243
throw in some twizzlers, a jar of peanut butter, and a bucket of pistachio ice cream and you’ve got yourself a deal

>>41013255
The most you get is better left when I'm done with it.

>>41013243
Damn are you in Vietnam or South America??

>>41013256
I can probably scrounge some twizzlers up on halloween by going out late and harvesting leftovers kids didn't grab. The peanut butter will be crunchy, I refuse to every buy smooth peanut butter. Is frozen yogurt okay? I usually get frozen yogurt instead of ice cream.
>>41013284
Nobody knows. Not even me.

>>41013259
it better be hot, also make sure you advertise it heavily on this board

>>41013289
Good luck with the humidity, anon.

what you gotta do if you want a boyfriend as an asexual. date a male prostitute. he'll already get sex from his job so he wouldnt be horny ever
or join a polycule, because then you can just be there for the romantic stuff and sit out on the orgies

Is this how you get a gf?

>>41013252

thank you for this peak. liberal media if it was awesome

>>41013299
Go take a cold shower. I'll advertise when I feel comfortable with a good three or so chapters. I may even call on some of you to provide expertise.
>>41013351
LISTEN UP LIBERALS
chasers and straight trannies have feelings too, also war and not having morals bad lmao

>>41013330
this advice also works if you are not a sexual but you do have to pay him

>>41013406
no im gonna take a hot steamy shower

Charlie Kirk may have been a piece of shit but he didn't deserve to die...in public.

>>41013256
I wish that i had twizzlers

>>41013289
crunchy is the best kind of peanut butter
yogurt is fine, they are both tasty, my fatness doesn’t discriminate

>>41013431
I wish it didn't happen, but it's weird it was someone that advocated for public executions

>>41013470
This just made him a martyr.

>>41013483
Yeah everyone targeted like that was in one way or another

>>41013465
Perfect. Are you going to mix them all into one abomination snack?

>>41013508
https://voca.ro/1bdZrul45CRG

>>41013508
no, the last time I made an abomination snack was when I first started prog. I think my taste buds and cravings are normal now. I’ve made ungodly things with nutella, cream cheese, avocado

gen 1 kpop remains undefeated it feels like this. they understand me

>>41013527
It's like your hips were telling you what they wanted

no politics. no kpoop. just me jerking my tiny white pecker. feels good

>>41013542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

>>41013546
Good work

>>41013542
right now they wanted a BLT, so that’s what a gave em, with an entire avocado

>>41013602
thanks. it means a lot

>>41013580
This too

i have titties in my mouth rn lmk if you have any questions

>>41013622

can i have a suckle? please...

What do chasers like most about trans women

>>41013638
fumbling them

>>41013638
Not being asked this question all the fucking time.

In 6 months I'll be normal and no longer mentally ill and dating again I just know it

>>41013646
:(

>>41013648
Sorry

>>41013638
Their genitals usually but sometimes also their lack of support network

>>41013621
Should every goblin tribe have a chief? Where do the witch doctors land in the pecking order compared to the chief? Is there upwards mobility through the goblin hierarchy in ways that don't involve murder?

>>41013634
no but only bcs idk how to get them out to give u a turn i think my jaw is locked

>>41013664
U can also fuck your way to power with Ur sexy green body and nasty mind

>>41013661
So you like them dependent and needy?

>>41013646
They'll just ghost you anyway when they find a cis woman... Oh wait lol

>>41013638
They're really good at paradox games

>>41013646
No that's the part I like least it's just what I'm best at
>>41013638
They're women who are hot and cool and I can find a lot of them in the terminally online spaces I've spent too much of my life in which often leads to a certain mutual understanding and connection not found elsewhere
Some people have really liked this answer and some have hated it but it's the truth

we’re just practice gfs….. le sigh…..

>>41013692
I prefer the term ‘onaholes’ but you do you

I just like women. Trannies just so happen to be women.

>>41013664
https://voca.ro/1ioPgPfP2YDO

>>41013692
You can be the side piece too babe

It sickens me how rotten the world is

God, 60 ounces of crisp hose water would slap right now

>>41013692
Every 'bi' tranny will leave you for a woman. This is practice for everyone involved.

>>41013743
They have to learn how to top from somewhere

>>41013692

:-( i miss her i should text her rn. i fumbled a 5'4 gigapassoid, its just long distance relationship was really tough.

>>41013743
So why do chasers get mad when I tell them that. its mutually beneficial

>>41013679
Why would they find a cis women are you only into bitroons
>>41013682
Like xcom?
>>41013683
i think I get what you're saying like there will actually be common interest unlike cis women who don't really have niche hobbies/interest

>>41013678
oh heavens no im a tranny if i was a chaser i would ack

>>41013729
you get used to it. it’s been like this for a long time. i think the only time in history when things were least corrupt was when we were all hunter and gatherers. i think we should go back to killing each other with spears & bows

>>41013761
>Like xcom?
That's a firaxis game but yes like that

>>41013761
XCOM isn’t a paradox game. You are retarded.

>>41013785
I bet you people got really weird back then too, but there's no record of it

>>41013718
Talking shit about kobolds is always appreciated. They will lose the coming war. Hobgoblins are my favorite of the goblinoids. They're the highly trained professional soldier types. I don't call them goblins though, goblinoids and goblins aren't the same thing. It's funny how you answered about a goblin "chef" instead of a goblin "chief". Probably because you were talking about food and my question was entirely unrelated. I think my goblins probably try to eat everything they've killed at least once, and probably have some inedible things in their diet too. You know how some animals eat little pebbles to help them digest? Goblins might do that too. That goblin that disappears every thirty seconds? He ate a blink dog. That goblin that smells so bad his gran died after sniffing his underpants? He ate a catoblepas. That goblin who can do a double backflip? He ate an adventurer, lockpicks and all.

>qott2: how are you doing?
Gonna give a shotgun a blowjob bc I suck so bad at guitar it ruins every song idea I have despite it being the only actual instrument I have

>>41013803
yeah, i mean raping and killing was more common back then. at least they were honest and straightforward about it though

>>41013760
A lot of these guys are extremely lonely and inexperienced and also quite fearful of getting hurt. You being a 1 night stand slut appeals to male sluts which you trade STDs with. You shouldn't try to mess with inexperienced guys and then leave them confused when you move onto your next conquest.

>>41013817
https://voca.ro/18Ad2DQdikRW

>>41013844

>>41013844
What does it think about

>>41013835
im not following why do they want practice gfs then. if i communicate clearly that i am looking for the practice relationship they always ask for why would they be confused when i tell them i have enough practice now. i am a virgin which is why i want to practice a relationship but i probably wouldn't fuck until i meet a guy I actually want to date for real

>>41013850
it hasn't learned it's allowed to have thinks yet...doesn't know it's alive

>>41013638
You wouldn't like the answer.
[spoiler]It's because you come across as autistic men, and I feel a kinship

>>41013769
oh ok I try not to judge cause they can't control what they are attracted to I am just curious
>>41013793
ic ic thanks
>>41013799
Rude

>>41013833
I don't buy that they weren't as deceptive as us

have you ever seen a tranner be like “I can’t believe I just fumbled a 6’3” chaser with a 6 figure job and an 8 incher”

Trans girls, does your hip sway pass?

>>41013880
My Neanderchad ancestors were probably raping so many humans, lol.

>>41013898
why'd you say that like neanderthals weren't human?

>>41013904
humans are normies.

>>41013867
I see so just someone you relate to and that s more likely to understand you? And there are worse answers. you could have said you are obsessed with girl cock or something

>>41013896
No i walk like i just shit myself leave me alone

>>41013894
I mostly see them post about how they regret being avoidant to someone but not enough to stop being avoidant

>>41013917
I dont even know if I like sex. I'm an incredibly peculiar human being.
I probably have more paraphilias than genuine orientations. I'm only a few steps removed from that guy who masturbates to floor tiles, really.

>>41013896
idk but I used to get called a fag for the way I stand before trooning out

>>41013894
You sound like an incel. Either come back to America or marry a woman and have kids baka

>>41013849
Does the no fighting at the goblin watering hole rule apply to non goblins? I want to hang out there and observe them, chat with them, learn from them. I'm thinking up a bunch of variants of goblin watering holes, particularly the ambiance.

>>41013894
i think they're just better at processing their feelings and moving on
also chasers that have even one of those things are so rare as to not exist

>>41013940
Are paraphillias from the autism or how does that work

>>41013955
it's just a question lil bro….

>>41013956
https://voca.ro/1orZl6sKQ2EG

why are chasers so smelly?

>>41013982
I think there's a relationship. For a long time I didn't even really look at porn. It's kind of gross and too intense. I like certain kinds of clothing, and certain imaginative scenarios though.
I dunno. Maybe one day I'll have sex with someone, and that part of my brain will switch on. I mostly feel an aversion to it though. to the point that I've backed away from women who were basically throwing themselves at me, in the past.

>>41014022
I don't use soap.

>>41014022
Because you trannies love it.

>>41013904
Hi you're a nigger

>>41014037
hehe yea

>>41014040
cute neanderthal

>>41014064
it's this a penis bone

>>41014066
It's a totem. It means this is a no fighting zone. Everyone knows the goblin rules.

>>41014022
I just showered I smell like cheap cedar soap

>>41014028
Makes sense thanks for answering my questions

>>41014070
Why do they use a penis bone for no fighting they had to hurt a penis for this

>>41014022
Trannies like my natural scent

Imagine if tranners had penis bones

>>41014093
The bones were already there, the goblins simply arranged them in the highly complex specific format that signifies to all intelligent creatures that the goblin rules are in effect and no fighting is permitted. Everyone knows the goblin rules.

>>41014098
You smell like an indian you poojeet

>>41014116
Why would they want to always be thinking about a penis being hurt too get it's bone i don't want that i don't want any penis to ever have to suffer

>>41014136
They're thirsty and thinking about water. Can't think two things at the same time, obviously.

>>41014136
Mine is right now however

>>41014154
i would not be able to focus on drinking water with the knowledge that penis was hurting
>>41014159
Why did u rip the skin again

>>41014165
It's not hurting, it's bone. Bone doesn't feel pain.

>>41014165
No it hasn't coomed in a while and it's bugging me about it

I need one of you troons to sit on my face. It won't be in a sexual way, think of it as a hug.

lol love catching a ban for saying a girl has a nice ass

>>41014214
Can I post on four chab while i do it i have a lot of thoughts and opinions on events
>>41014200
It is sinful to neglect the penis bad chaser bad bad chaser ten hundred years ib the hole go swab the poop deck
>>41014195
bone are people too:(

>>41014228
>Can I post on four chab while i do it i have a lot of thoughts and opinions on events
Yeah whatever

>>41014223
No sex!!!!!!! Ran gender not for sex. only love Okey. you have to wait for marriage
>>41014236
YAHOOOOOO

>>41014237
https://voca.ro/1o6FVGJy76P4

>>41014127
Trannies like the smell of tikka masala

>>41014241
No way, this is the flirt thread

>>41014267
Flirt is not sex flirt is about romance not penis in but hole. You do not get bitches

>>41014116
Thinking about my penis being hurt makes me not what to fight honestly. It works.

Finding loopholes for no sex before marriage with tranner girlfriend such as kissing nape of neck, holding hips, licking stomach

>>41014228
Swab the poop deck in the hole?

>>41014280
Everyone knows the goblin rules.

>>41014297
Good boy
>>41014293
All of those things are sex !!!! Forbidden !!!! 30 day ban

>>41014309
Owned. But yeah I do kind of fantasize about a long process of being touchy

>>41014274
>flirting
telling a girl you appreciate how fine her ass is
>flirting
a girl presenting her ass for admiration

>>41014293
playing the who can pee faster game.

>Whisper Into
>Ass
/that’s such a pretty bussy mmm how about I kiss you/
/mmm with tongue/

>>41014336
i find "people" like you disgusting

>>41014345
That sounds kino

>>41014345
urine velocity or time to completion

>>41014366
genuinely, why
you have to make some pretty huge assumptions to get to that level of contempt

>Whisper into ass
Hey little mama let me whisper in your ass
Tell you something that might make you might pass

>>41014401
Added an extra second “might” it’s over I ruined it

>>41014320
Getting called a good boy is too effective

>>41014386
you have reduced women to sex objects so completely that your idea of how they flirt is by presenting their holes for fucking

thinking about upgrading my wig, ive kind of worn this one out
thoughts on this one instead?

>>41014382
i think points for style, mostly.

>>41014425
what would be your kirby copy ability?

>>41014424
I don’t see women as objects, either physically or conceptually
I see women as human beings and inextricably part of that is that women are embodied and their bodies are not shameful and sex is not shameful and them desiring sex or me desiring sex is not shameful

>>41014425
mommy

>>41014529
if you eat me you gain emotional detachment and avoidance
>>41014582
it's just a wig...

>>41014643
i think it's the choker doing this to me
and also your recent pics where you're looking down at me

>>41014669
it's neat to hear the standing-over-you photos work like that

>>41014643
If I eat you, I get a fun time and hopefully you get an orgasm

>>41014683
I want to rape ugly pishoo

pichu looks so cool in that pic

>>41014761
I have a childhood photo like that but it's me buried in sand at the beach

>>41014761
uuhh, that's gore...

>>41014906
hi steve, have you seen rick recently?

>>41014683
i told you that you were doing it exactly correctly

>>41015044
I despise music
https://voca.ro/12MTM5v9cOgc

thinking about stu again

>>41015312
i too have gay thoughts

>>41015472
what about gay deeds?

<3 mid trannies

i have thoughts about gays

smelly neet twinkhons <3

how are y'all going to react when the aliens show up next month?

tranny gf annoying me while i try and play borderlands 4 in my underwear with my nuts hangin out

we have nothing in common but he tolerates me

>>41013894
i did that. i don’t know exactly how big his dick is but he’s tall and has a good job.

I'm only here for Tomás the rest of you can't compete, tiny dick ass girls

>>41015706
the argentinian bottom chaser? lmao

>>41015654
define annoying...

>>41014425
>>41014761
Pichu looks like this?!

imgur.com/a/MtHg3k2

i wish i was cute. it sucks to remember how ugly i am

thinking i don’t feel good and wanting a permanent solution

>>41015758
bitch shut up you're smoking penis

>>41015771
what..

>>41015779
anons having a stroke dw

>>41015779
ur smoking penis right now

>>41015758
>>41015779
You are cute, sexy, pretty, and a feminine crybaby.

>>41015758
These posts are just reassurance farming from the desperate simps here

holding stu tightly until she stops crying

>>41015724
poking me, prodding me, talking to me, existing

hey stu, where do you find the moorwing fight in silksong?

>>41015783
i see...
>>41015785
no im not no im not no im not
>>41015793
none of this is true
>>41015806
im just dumping my thoughts here bc this place is like a trash can
>>41015814
i wish i was good enough for that :(
>>41015828
the first area is where the fleas set up camp, but if the fleas are already there it moves to 2 rooms left of the halfway home i think. also if you knock it down on top of the ledge on the left it gets stuck in the falling animation and you can hut it until it dies. thats what happened to me lol

>>41015785
no homo but me and my niggas smokin penis

this nigga gay asf for liking twinkhons
>>41015806
TRVKE

>>41015865
>bc this place is like a trash can
it is because you people keep doing this. there has got to a better place for people to get their therapy than this general

>>41015885
i think there are some bigger problems than that

holding stu tightly until she stops breathing

>>41015900
yayy :)

>>41015917
im sorry but i'm too gentle. i could never do it.
are you going to watch the nintendo direct in an hour?

>>41015942
it's sooner than that anon! don't miss it

>>41015951
i wont be missing it fren. you excited for anything in particular?

>>41015971
i want zelda or kirby news but i'll be happy with most things i think

stu wife so i can finally come out to my parents as gay

stu wife so i can finally convice my parents im striaght but i'll actually be getting brutally railed by stu's flesh rod

be normal

stu wife so i can take a payday loan out on her dead name to gamble with

stu make a new thread

stu wife to teach how to mix bleach and ammonia

Shut up stu

Yeah shut up Stu

>>41015942
im not watching the nintendo direct bc i dont have a switch
>>41015995
yay :) lets be gay together
>>41016007
i would tell them
>>41016026
...
>>41016035
ok i will try
>>41016042
idk how to do that
>>41016050
>>41016056
...

NEW
>>41016058
>>41016058
>>41016058

stu i beat moorwing but we both died at the same time and idk if i missed anything???

>>41016072
idk if that does anything

>>41011879 (OP)
>qott1
im the only queer person in my immediate and extended family (that i know of), i have some distant cousins that are gay/trans. but nobody within the orbit of uncles/aunts or first cousins, and certainly not among my brother or parents.

>qott2
someone in the group therapy program im in was crying about charlie kirk passing and was worried to talk about it in front of me, and im kinda annoyed bc im not a tender queer about this shit. apparently he was sad to see me joking about him dying but our roommates were hooting and hollering for hours about it in our living room and that was of no concern to him. dont get me wrong, i think he's a dumbass for being torn up about a hateful fascist dying but also he's allowed to feel whatever he wants. so ig im a little bummed that he assumes im too sensitive to talk about that around. i don't want anyone to have to walk on eggshells around me, especially bc of some stereotype.

>>41015672
We had so much in common it was uncanny but she ghosted me

>>41016200
>crying about charlie kirk passing
Lmaooo
Should've laughed in his face and called him a bitch