Thread 41020320

no qott this time instead you get an enrichment activity
make a bingo using picrel and post it for other people to complete. make one about yourself or your favourite trip or chasers or trannies or /cg/ threads or whatever u want
DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD BEFORE MAKING A BINGO or you will be INSTANTLY EVAPORATED BY MY MIND POWERS

PREV: >>41016058

>>41020320 (OP)
Nigga you rlly couldn't come up with anything else?

>>41020320 (OP)
Wtf Chasergen now giving out homework.

mentally ill tripfag transbian spam chat and simp general

>>41020320 (OP)
Please obliterate me mommy

>>41020329
>>41020337
>>41020341
>>41020342
i notice you didnt post a bingo before posting this reply. goodbye

Imma get an F on my homework fuck you i ain't doing no stupid ass bingo without anything on the damn BINGO CHARTS?! You could've at least made it so we can play the game together and not make up our own baka OP get outta here

don't tell me what I can't do!

bingo

>>41020313
preach!

how many chaseys here look like him its a very important research im doing......

https://discord.gg/mDV5Nmmc56

DAVID LYNCH TIME, LOST HIGHWAY IS NEXT

>>41020320 (OP)
you should have made it for us jerk!

I'm in 12th grade but i look 40

>>41020370
frfr keep me updated im interested in the results...

Where the FUCK are the potato barbecue chips i left on the goddamn table

>>41020382
sorry... theyre gone...

>>41020382
they were pretty good, shame they're gone now

>>41020320 (OP)
I'm not doing all that I'm smokin a blunt
>>devotes.
waow

>>41020386
>>41020389
Oh naurrrrrrrrrr

do y'all think FBI director kash patel was using grok AI to try and find out who the killer was???

Dawgon Ball Twink Chan

>>41020413
i assure you it was for a good cause

>>41020416
I think he asked for the aid of mighty Odin, the lord of Valhalla

to valhalla sirs <3

>>41020416
The killer of who

Do you think there are tranners in valhalla?

>>41020425
could be....
>>41020436
the guy who killed adolf clitler

im not in valhalla im in my bed

>>41020439
Women couldn't go to valhalla

big clitty energy

>>41020444
penito mussolini

>>41020446
You shouldn't use technology while in bed.

>>41020457
i fear its too late... but thanks for the advice

do tranners with orchis get a phantom ball?

>>41020479
It's not too late to put the phone down and pick up the book.

>>41020453
Could valkyries be tranners?

Got too much penis on my dick fr tho

>>41020492
true reading is very nice. im just chronic phone user in bed

>>41020432
ODIN SAAR
>>41020444
trips confirm the gods of Asaheim found the killer
>>41020453
>>41020493
Valktranys, yes, Scilla is one of their number

>>41020511
You were, you do not need to be.

I am so stuck on her it's ridiculous but I am going to choose to not be mentally ill today instead

may i have just a little bit of gaysex.. as a treat.....?

>>41020511
you like avatarfagging as Jupiter I hope you are tall like her she’s my fav

>>41020520
but... talking online is so fun....

>>41020522
Go have sex, that'll fix you right up

>>41020530
i underestimated you anon

>>41020534
And you have plenty of opportunity to do that that doesn't involve the time you spend in bed.

>>41020530
good one anon

>>41020533
idk im like 5'7 im not super tall but shes very cool

>>41020532
I would prefer straight sex

t. chaser (could be YOUR chaser, reply to inquire)

>>41020566
what about straight gaysex...

>>41020551
5’7” is yah t]not that tall but it is a great height very cute

>>41020568
are u my chaser

>>41020320 (OP)
i made you a bingo. a mini bingo. but i feel enriched

>>41020547
i just like the comfy ig its very nice. gotta use the bed to the fullest
>>41020580
thank you anon

>>41020566
ok but can do it in a gay way

>>41020144
Motivates you to squeeze your little glutes tight and imagine a big chaser stick between them

>>41020575
I don't know what that is so I'm kinda scared of it

>>41020382
this was a psy-op to put bbq chips into my head
F. U. ANON!!!

>>41020592
Elaborate

>>41020587
interesting results
never been to a diner
toast is okay
how can someone own the land. the very idea is strange to me

I made a random bullshit bingo for all to enjoy

>>41020612
u start with a land acknowledgement and end by trying to kill each other. between is pretty freeform but it usually involves mostly driving each other to suicide

>>41020598
Stop!!! I didn't mean too fren >:(

>>41020624
strawberry icecreaaaaaaaaam

>>41020581
could be please provide some basic info about yourself
>how many years on hrt
>list any gender affirming surgeries
>do you require hand holding (literally)
>do you require hand holding (figuratively)
>are you a good girl
>how smelly are your socks

>>41020626
This doesn't sound like sex at all

>>41020624
hello i am not european or american

pls help me fil in the blanks i ran out of patience

>>41020638
INSTANT ick kill yourself

>>41020634
>>41020641
You're supposed to fill the bingo caaaaaard

>>41020650
i promise i will in a little while anon

>>41020650
i can’t right now sorryw

Bingo card are for loserssssss

>>41020640
thats ok. you dont have to call it sex if u dont want to. but you do have to do it. with me

>>41020649
while we have enjoyed getting to know you we are moving forward with other candidates at this time

the bad feeling is back and it’s all my fault

>>41020642
BINGO!!!!!

>>41020668
he’s already moved on to someone else

ofc chasers would like bingo, geriatric 30 year old fucking shits

>>41020595
oh i can show you im sure you will love it!!!

>>41020663
i am a loser!!

I just planted datura and cauliflowers

>>41020666
Lol

>>41020675
he should

cg bingo card for tranners but free space says “good girl” AND IT DOESN’T COUNT ON ANY OF YOUR CARDS

>>41020624
i like all orange juice love is love
interesting fact: since earlier than version 3.3 the linux kernel contains an optional driver for bluetooth nintendo wii remotes and their attachments
no bingo tho... maybe for the best bcs theres no title so i would never know what getting a bingo makes me

>>41020701
he’ll get around to telling you if he can remember

>>41020702
But i'm good and nice

>>41020702
thats true im a very very bad girl ;3

>>41020675
You're very bad-spirited do better

>>41020711
i won’t be there so it’s fine

>>41020716
>lies straight to my face
is this what passes for “good and nice” pffft

>>41020726
he prob won’t notice so yeah fine with him

I just need a chaser who will teach me how to kiss and how to have sex am i asking for too much

>>41020717
chaser or trans?
>>41020735
>you get kisses and sex
And I get … ?

>>41020735
i wouldnt say so but i think u have to keep in mind they generally do not know these things either so u might be better served by looking for a chaser to figure out these things with together

actually now i think about it i do not think anyone knows "how to have sex" or "how to kiss" because i think u learn how to do that anew with each person u do it wtiht and theres not like a right way or wrong way right. but a frame of reference helps i ugess

>>41020735
No you're a girl so that's fine
I need this as a man so it's over

>>41020664
Okay I'll trust you

>>41020624
my sink is clean and i know interesting uncommon facts but i dont feel like sharing either one
so no bingo for me

>>41020755
trans but i have a chaser's soul
>>41020758
i can teach you what parts are u unclear on

nl really is tranny daycare. he made me laugh and i’m all better :)

>>41020765
excellent. please adopt the brace position

>>41020682
Whatever you want, I need it

>>41020770
>chaser’s soul
tell me more

>>41020790
i am deeply deeply bitchless in a way that is immediately apparent to even strangers who look at me for but a moment and its my own fault

>>41020680
You're 35. Lemme breed yo mouf sista

>>41020796
so you want a chaser or

>>41020624
my interesting fact is that there is a clade of barnacle-related crustaceans called facetotectans which are known exclusively from their free-swimming larval stage, called y-larvae. what these y-larvae grow into upon adulthood and how they feed or reproduce isnt known. however recent experiments using growth hormones have shown that upon being induced to metamorphose, the shrimp-like y-larvae develop into a completely soft-bodied, slug-like form with extremely simplified anatomy, which researchers have called the ypsigon. this is similar to the maturation process in many parasitic marine crustaceans, which has led the researchers involved to theorise that facetotectans spend their adult lives as internal parasites of as-yet unknown host species

damng i need a dysphoria diagnosis or i'm going to get drafted soon

>>41020841
ill take whatever i cant be picky at this point

some of what I'm listening to this week.

>>41020680
fuck you everybody likes bingo. you never hit up that bingo hall. its like gambling but 100x as much work. greatest smoking areas you've ever seen though
>>41020886
i love them i want a pet ypsigon

>>41020911
I LOVE SOL SEPPY IVE NEVER SEEN THEM MENTIONED BY ANYONE ELSE IM SO HAPPYYYY

>>41020905
sounds like I’m your man

>>41020930
lets chat babe

>>41020934
please complete this survey >>41020638

>>41020940
thanks for reaching out. you can refer to this response >>41020649
super grateful for the opportunity as always

y'all are feisty today

>>41020638
>3.5yrs
>none yet but im getting an orchi soon!
>yes
>only in certain intimate contexts
>i sure hope so
>not as smelly as some poster claims!

>>41020923
<3 goat I know everything uwu

I'm immature

>>41020905
Sad, pathetic even.

>>41020965
omg... hes cured.... very cute blade

Chasers please grow moustaches

>>41020974
thats my charm point
>>41020976
hes cute no matter what...

>>41020983
i vote for beards

I want to pierce twink's big cheeks with my beef sword.

>>41020983
chasers come and go. a real husband will be by your side forever

>>41020985
so true blade is super hot at all times

>>41020957
bpdmoder? why didn’t you say so, well of course you qualify
I wouldn’t have asked you to bother with the form considering, as your demonstrated, you easily achieved the perfect score

>>41020987
anything for you. he'll keep working until he's enough

>>41020983
It's not movember yet

>>41021003
hes already the best husband... truly marvelous

>>41020987
done and done

>>41020624
my fun fact is that i don't have a fun fact

>>41021016
i already knew that tho

>>41021031
dan who

>>34316277
this dumb bitch is so pretty

>>41021049
cant compare

>>41021055
it has been over a year

>>41020912
theyre quite cute

>>41020768
Pishoo

Are we pathetic, chat?

I don't get it why do i like getting insulted by men

>>41021022
okay then
how about some stupid physics bullshit
the singularity at the center of a blackhole is
A) pretty much never actually a singularity, it's almost got to be a ring
2. not a place at all. it's a time. specifically, it's a point in the future of everything that will ever fall in. and it's the same point for everything. you all hit it at the same time - isn't that beautiful?

>>41021069
SOOOOO CUTE i will acquire one instantly

>>41020957
I want to rape

>>41021087
i thought u got banned panty...

>>41021068
are the ones you posted from now?

Just jerked off on /hm/ just thought I'd give you a heads up
chaser by the way

>>41021100
I do this sometimes too it's chill most of us are bi

>>41021100
what threads anything good i havent checked in a couple days. piss thread kinda died out

Iwn get raped :(

>>41021076
BINGOOOO
>>41021077
because you're a fucking bottom lmaol

>>41021102
I'm not attracted to men at all

>>41021076
im pretty pathetic but even i didnt get a bingo on this one :/ i think a lot of you could rly be better than this

>>41021076
t. chaser (could be YOUR chaser, please inquire by reply)

>>41021076
>cant get over that one person
thats not a pathetic thing its normal

cuddling and kissing strawberry!

Do chasers actually like sucking tranny dick or is that a meme

>>41021108
This is a good thing

>>41021117
are you my chaser

>>41021109
>acknowledges she is bisexual
this is very very very good progress

>>41021117
Do you have my pics saved

>>41021107
Femboy feet & twinks with long hair
Not feeling very innovative or exploratory today

>>41021071
hello!
are you the one who posted my "beheaded" photo last thread?
>>41021076
no bingo for me. im freeeeeee

>>41021118
anon that is exceptionally pathetic. it is time to move on
>>41021124
they think they do

>>41021124
I haven't tried it but I would like to one day

>>41021125
It's a bad thing, i want to get raped

>>41021130
are you over 30?
>>41021132
99% chance no

>>41021131
im reddit bi
i like women and things that look like women
i don't read pronoun pins before feeling attraction

>>41021138
Yes pishoo, you're a burito now, burito pishoo

>>41021148
By definition you don't want it

>>41021123
watch out im poisonous

>>41021154
Opposite for me, that's why I'm honsexual

>>41021093
Im unbannable, bitch, i just have a life outside 4chin.

>>41021168
I love you

>>41021102
True, I'm openly bi to a degree but I don't think I could date an outright guy for some reason. I do find them hot though.

>>41021076
Oops

>>41021177
internalized homophobia

feeling very schizo rn

>>41021076
...

>>41021164
>HONosexual
I like it I like it

>>41021161
I'll manage

>>41021192
If I were a quark I would be a bottom
t. chaser

>>41021158
I do. If a guy i'm not into asked to have sex with me i wouldn't want it, but if he forced me to have sex with him that would make me like it

>>41021209
ill pray for you anon... maybe youll be able to survive

>>41021175
Make me a sandwich, female.

>>41021182
Not really, it just doesn't align with what I want in life, maybe I could, but as is I just can't see it. In terms of dating I could only see myself dating a tranner or a cis girl.
Maybe I could eventually date one who knows, I just don't think that would really work for me.

>>41021220
No

>>41021215
How is anyone supposed to figure that out?

>>41021192
im a charm quark ;3

>>41021230
a literal rapist will figure it out, brother
now let’s be on our way

>>41021149
no
>>41021137
boring

>>41021192
MeVmoder

Please stop talking about rape

>>41021230
Idk. You should just rape everyone and hope one of the people you rape is me

>>41021227
If you love me you would make me a sandwich, liar liar your pants are on fire REEEEEEEEE

>>41021222
nta but this is very obviously internalised homophobia

>>41021247
I would but you need to ask nicely

>>41021245
trip on audrey
>>41021247
im eating a delicious sandwich and you cant have any. weep

>>41021255
Why? I just don't think it's entirely my preference. You people are really weird. I'd have no qualms about gay sex, or even public displays of affection, I just don't want to date a man.

workplace skinhead got his gf a job and lo and behold; she’s black

I need my squirrel more than ever rn

>>41021157
whyd you call me ugly and talk about rape in between acting cute/endearing? :(

>>41021274
what now

>>41021076
t. chaser

>>41021268
I'm not audrey, i would never cut myself

pov you're nils and you just arrived in Valhalla and this is the first thing you see

>>41021275
Would you make him a little suit of armor?

>all the trannies here are early to mid 20s zoomers
Welp.

>>41021301
what now

zoomer gang

I wonder how old Kate is

>>41021244
You WILL keep talking about rape because that makes me hard

>>41021300
I’m assuming he already has one

>>41021076
I'm not going to fill this out out of shame of being a virgin

>>41021300
nta but i would destroy any attempt he made to clothe himself

I thought guys liked virgins but it turns out it's a myth

>>41021319
this but with my tranner

>>41021219
the power of your love will make me survive!

>>41021315
You could've filled it out and it would be ambiguous if you were a virgin or just lost it late but now we know that the poster known as Anonymous is a virgin since you said that

>>41021303
Back to dating apps unless there's early to mid 30s girls here. I'm 32 and refuse to date anyone under 27 but the max is 35.

>>41021322
they like virgins they dont like tranners

>>41021324
its all thanks to the magical berry power i think

>>41021327
good luck on the dating apps. the guys here like them young so anyone above 20 gets driven off pretty fast

>>41021328
I'm talking about the ones that do like tranners

I think i will lose my virginity to a grindr hookup

>>41021301
holy fucking shit chaser who isn't creepin on barely legals???? crazy.
>>41021288
>>41021117
>has never yearned so hard they've cried
and you call yourselves chasers? eugh. pathetic.
>>41021322
most normal, sane men I've met give no shits.

>>41021348
I have not cried for over a decade

>>41021338
Do they really like them young?

>>41021335
what other powers do you have?

>>41021281
Because im a cute rappist, ms Pishoo :3

>>41021139
it’s not pathetic at all even my pretty cisf friends do it

>>41021367
No I like tranners who are 30 and up

...

>>41021367
they appear to prefer them within an hour of reaching the age of majority at the latest if this thread is anything to go by

>>41021371
your pretty cisf friends are also pathetic

>>41021369
makes me sad my hair stylist thinned out my bangs (on purple) at the end of my last appointment. made my bangs really thin compared to before. you can practically see through them in that photo
plus the way sweat is making them lie there

oh right but the important stuff. i am not into rape, anon

>>41021325
Luckily anonymity shields me a little

>>41021322
I would prefer because I'm inexperienced, but apparently virgin tranners don't want that

>>41021368
the "omg did i already spend all my money on gachas" power. not very useful

>>41021379
So i need to fuck as many men i can while i'm still 18 and i need to keep doing that while lying about still being 18 for like 4 years after that

>>41021138
what are chud tendencies

>>41021260
"Waaaaaaaa mommy Bronya i want a sandwich please *sniffle* *sob* waaaa waaaaa mommy please my tummy is making scary noises waaaaa"

Like that ?

>>41021268
I will rape you and piss on your face once im done bitch.
PS: you're a bitch, bitch

>>41021402
sex isn't so important. you don't have to do it if you don't want to. if you do want to have sex lying about your age is the main way to increase your chances. it is still possible to have sex later

>>41021424
Yeah just like that. I'm not bronya though

only a double bingo so i'm normal

>>41021424
wrong one. but nice try

i hope ill get the ssr sex

good news! they finally made link fuckable
>>41021417
i tend to have transmed beliefs
the chuds within the transes

>>41021387
I love you Pishoo, you're my favorite transbian

>>41021451
HOTTTTTTT
link is cute too

>>41021457
are you a man or a woman?

>>41021451
take. it. back.

you could spill nail polish remover on the floor rn and it still wouldn’t overpower the combined stink of my ass and my feet .this is insane

>>41021400
i could refill you with more money to spend on gachas!

>>41021197
i hereby accuse you of being a clown
>>41021164
hiiiii

Can someone punch me

>>41021443
Who are you then ?
>>41021449
I will steal your bubblegum you little albanian

>>41021338
That's fucking disgusting.

>>41021348
>holy fucking shit chaser who isn't creepin on barely legals???? crazy.
Yeah nah, fuck that.
>and you call yourselves chasers? eugh. pathetic
I'm emotionally mature enough to recognize when something won't work out.

>>41021471
eww clean your ass

>>41021450
I've started my own SRS business and I'll beat the competitor's prices! We're slashing cutting and chopping the bottom line

>>41021466
Im your cat "meow meow meow mlem mlem meow"

>>41021471
nasty

>>41021472
that could be a good deal frfr
>>41021474
its just me

>>41021490
that's chasergen!

>>41021490
>emotionally mature
>not a creep
waow... (I like crying though... it's a good way to get the bad shit out and move on. might be the estrogen tho)

>>41021492
>>41021498
here come the fun police

>>41021493
woahh based actually anon. this is good

>>41021471
Call me daddy, you autistic slut, i will rape you

>>41021474
was the other one with ...
>>41021451
thoughts on genshin's recent robot girl?

>>41021482
I'm nobody, i never had a trip

>>41021512
Nothing wrong with crying. I let it out too, but then I introspect and move on. Simple as that.

>>41021512
I cry but I would never admit it because people shame it

>>41021516
I didn’t say anything about cleaning your feet

>>41021530
shes too much just a person with robot joints in a skintight suit
not interesting, im sorry

>>41021076
is this fine?.....

>>41021517
$5 srs all this month.

>>41021516
I didn't say anything about cleaning your ass

spraying autumn with a garden hose because she stinks

>>41021548
ill have to take it then fr. when could an opportunity like this come again

>>41020518
>Scilla is one of their number
umm what does this mean anon

>>41021520
french gypsy nonce

>>41021520
rape is bad
>>41021550
noooooo

i figured out the zelda dungeon all by myself becoz meffy is one for smarts!

>>41021533
You're my wife now, we gonna kill jews as a date and we will eat a kebob afterwards

>>41021520
Hot

>>41021556
Never, becuz in October we're raising it to $6

>>41021558
um that you are a goddess of valorous battle and brave deeds

>>41021564
one thousand years of mef. infinite meffy in every direction. mef in the seas and mef in the skies

The neet urge to setup dolphin to play wind waker again

>>41021564
get rid of the blackheads, greaseball

>>41021581
is there no decomp for that one? i wonder if theyr working on it

>>41021565
But killing people is bad

>>41021562
Rape good
>>41021559
I dont like you one bit, wolf fucker, you probably smells like dirt and shit
>>41021567
Who's a good little incest slut ? It's (you)

>>41021578
yes yes YES!!! u get it :)
>>41021581
wow we r the same person
>>41021583
impossible :(

>>41021550
leave her feet alone tho

>>41021591
But jews arent people silly :)

>>41021571
then its settled anon. no more waiting

>>41021572
i shall bring every chaser who dies in a battle for tranners into valhalla

mef will never be hot girl due to blackheads on nose issue amen

im a good little incest slut too

>>41021537
yep that's the way to do it. :) v healthy.
>>41021538
poor guy :( it's okay to cryyyy crying gets the sad out of youu

>>41021606
That's evil. Rape is hot but murderous fantasies aren't

you idiots
crying?
oh no haha no no no

>>41021641
I've cried almost every day for two months it's no big deal
Well it kinda is but I am supposed to be giving myself grace to feel things

>>41021592
I smell like chad and dirt

>>41021494
no but really, cism or mtf?

>>41021617
for the last time!; they are sebaceous filaments GRRRRR and they’re very hard to get rid of! in some cultures they are sign of EXTREME BEAUTY

Are freckles hot? I keep getting more and more of them because i'm forgetting to wear sunscreen and

i can't believe skin cancer got anon

>>41021622
Ty, but I'd rather it not get encouraged

>>41021672
I don't like this question because it reminds me of her freckles

the sun will never have me...

>>41021632
Im evil mwhehehehe >:3

>>41021669
nta but im ur cat too meow meow mlep meow mrrr meoww

>>41021669
Meow :3

>>41021592
Calling your partner dad or daddy is normal, it has nothing to do with incest

iwn have a chaser that lets me call him dad why even go on

The sun is gay as fuck because why is your heat making me, a man, want to take my clothes off?

the sun is gay because he sucks

god i wish i had abingo to do rn. feel like pure shit just wish i had a bingo

>>41021618
Be my slutty daughter or my slutty little sister then, im very pent up for (you)

>>41021544
You beat me by 1, impressive

>>41021720
i want to :( im more pent up...

>>41021718
I look like this and I say this

Sorry, it took me the whole day's mental stamina to cobble one together it's all I got in me

>>41021733
Sailor moon posting is so based

>>41021726
Good girl, who's a good submissive slut ? *petpet you and then slap your face hard*

which power puff girl are you? (hint: you can’t say bubbles because i’m bubbles)

>>41021750
yea i know its my job. im based so its even more based

>>41021760
Show teddy you slut

>>41021760
I'm a rowdyruff boy

>>41021542
knew you'd say this desu

>>41021759
me daddy >////<

>>41021760
bubbles

>>41021760
im whichever one is the most hung

>>41021787
noooooooooooo! u can be blossom becoz i’m also buttercup

>>41021760
You're the tallest powerpuff girl

>>41021792
Waaaaaaaa teddy all over the phone camera waaaaaaaaa teddy !!!!

>>41021792
stupid shark railing him out of frame

>>41021783
You can suck my dick as you grind on my leg now, you deserved it

>>41021803
doesn’t need to be said plss
>>41021805
waaaaaaaaaa teddy indeed
>>41021812
teddy is a top! end of story!

>>41021815
this is. the only thing i want. in the entire world. im cured

>>41021815
how would one even do this?? grinding on ur shins sounds fucking awful and even then I'd have to hunch over to reach it. just 69

>>41021861
you wouldnt get it...

I want to grind on someone's leg so bad

>>41021945
i cant stop thinking about it why is it so hot

chunky

>>41021957
.
i get it
i get the toe ring thing now

>>41021945
You can use my leg

Grinding a tranner's leg down to the bone

trvke

he is eating a... something
would that one day everytranner can feel this abundant and content

>>41022001
EVERYONE knows queers can’t be begot and raised by republicans

>>41022017
i was begot and raised by wolves

say gex

>>41022035
gex

>>41022017
I would assume a lot of closeted gays come from Republican homes

We were supposed to have gay sex, fuck my gay chaser life

>>41022035
gex

Chat gpt actually told me it's okay and normal to be a chaser so don't worry guys it's chill

>>41022040
Some of them are even the fathers

>>41022038
>>41022045
thanks for the cooperation

chat gpt said im gay

>>41022055
what does deepseek say on the matter

gex wit a little Gexican with curly hair and a dragonball z obsession

>>41022056
trust me it is the mothers as if not more often. so many people the world over that just cant escape their own heads. sad!

hot gex with zhongli

>>41022075
i am only one of those things but who is your favorite character? i like vegeta cause he is the prince of all sayins don't underestimate him!

I would like to get drunk tonight but that is antithetical to my goals

>>41022085
Goku is the the only character i know. I've never watched dbz.

>>41022101
>antithetical
Hope one of your goals is being less of a pseud, pseud.

>>41022105
twinkie was right about chasers

>>41022118
I'm not a chaser.

>>41022107
Faggot

>>41022127
why do you want to gex twinkie?

>>41022130
To put it a way you'd understand, homosexuality simply does not accord itself to my sexual inclinations

I never watched anime because i'm ultra malebrained

gex is for losers

I hate this website for ruining this song for me

https://youtu.be/PMavhk16FJU?si=dk4fPhbqGrpbRpWz

>>41022151
Why is this song so popular with trannies?

>>41022135
She's hot and she needs love very badly

>>41022170
but she straight

>>41022151
>>41022153
Imagine being some guy who got a spade tattoo because you thought it looked cool and it turns into some gooner cuck fetish shit

weirdos

>>41022273
thats on u its been like that forever

>>41022265
Why isn't boynya a catboy? That would be very layered

>>41022286
he is he just doesnt have to be performative about it

>>41022295
Wow...

THERES A NEW DANGANRONPA GAME AND NONE OF YOU FELT THE NEED TO POST ABOUT IT???

>>41022302
it's not exactly new tho

>>41022309
yea i guess so but its new content in any case

>>41022302
I never played any

Thought I could beat my chinese buffet record and down six plates but instead got sick and had to rush home at four and a half to lie here in pain and in darkness because being old (over 30) really sucks. Still so horny for trannies.

>>41022313
we can play them together if u like i got em all. or u can borrow my vita

>>41022320
That sounds nice, I would play them with you

>>41022325
i would like that also

>>41022317
Just dont think of bananas and sprite, or cold fish, hot mayo, or undercooked slimy eggs

>>41022317
are you recovered enough for a post mortem should we talk strategy or is it still too soon

Are any of you connected to the shooter

im a verified revolutionary

yup i killed the only thread where i was allowed to post myself (or so i thought)
some of you are so retarded i wonder how you're still alive
>>41021308
29

>>41022350
are u serious what the hell drop the skincare routine

What does frotting with a chaser feel like

>>41022360
bags of sand

>>41022360
like humping a pillow if the pillow was extremely racist

>>41022360
What does frotting with a tranner feel like?

>>41022329
Thank you I will avoid thoughts of any of those. You are best girl in the thread right now.

>>41022333
Honestly I was only feeling bold enough to try because I was so prepared. Heavy gym day yesterday, only a protein shake this morning. I don‘t know what else I could have done.

>>41022353
am:
salycilic acid face wash
benzoyle peroxide
hyaluronic acid moisturizer
pm:
salycilic acid face wash
benzoyle peroxide
retinol
prn:
azelaic acid if i have a breakout
tea tree oil diluted with a witch hazel toner for redness

>>41022340
His cellmate is warming this up to stick up his ass. Tye Tye's bussy is going to kept bussy by fascists.

>>41022360
Like fucking a cactus because my pubes are thick and I'm bad at trimming

>>41022377
Dick

>>41022379
copy pasting into my notes app for further research thank u. ive been thinking of trying out tea tree / witch hazel to combat redness theyre just so drying....
i wonder if i should pick up osme benzoyle peroxide i think its script only here tho

How are you going to be celebrating black history month?

>>41022401
>theyre just so drying
just be sure to moisturize and use them sparingly
dilute the heck out of the oil with the toner too
>its script only here tho
???
where the heck is here

>>41022378
Thanks (〃ω〃)

>>41022378
preparation is part of the technique but to focus on that alone misses so much! what order do you eat the foods in, what do you drink, do you take a smoke break or stretch, the real pros even take into account clothing and seating position for optimal consumption
just quantity of food is a poor measure of value for money. 6 plates of rice is nothing compared to six plates of expensive seafood

>>41022408
Drinkan mal likker

>>41022377
like humping a pillow if the pillow was extremely transphobic

>>41022408
bouncing on bbc
chaser btw

>>41022408
its a different month here i think? february??? or something?? idk tho i guess ill find some old documentaries to watch
>>41022411
icicic i will try this... thank you thank you :D
>where
uk.... upon further research it is available without prescription but only at pharmacies and in certain formulations... others are script only... much to consider

>>41022417
First two plates chicken and rice
Third plate beef and rice
Fourth chicken and rice
I was trying to break into an easy endgame with a fifth plate of fruit and sixth desert but that‘s when it happened. Only drank water. Smoking and stretching is a whole other level.

>>41022435
>but only at pharmacies and in certain formulations
???
i can literally buy it on amazon or the grocery store here in the us

immediately after posting about bhm i will not forget this. thank you black people

>>41022439
yea we are uhhhh. a little more restricted here. theres good things and bad things about it. but its not so bad you can get most stuff you need with a little charm and chutzpah

>>41022397
I want to try it

>>41022436
>rice
problem is located here. keeping it meat only for at LEAST the first four plates is basic technique. carbs are cheap eat them at home >:(
it sounds like you went too hard too early and didn't make it to your easy home stretch... free yourself of the expected conventions of the ordering of foods a plate of fruit between plates 2 and 3 could have changed everything
drinking water only is relatively good for maximising food intake. some people swear by cold beer but to me its too filling. i like to sip ice cold liquor for digestion ideally something herbal
even if u arent getting into the hardcore stuff theres endless optimisations to be made... dont lose hope from tripping on one hurdle stay focused on how many stretch out in front of you

>>41022408
gonna stroke my bbc (big boymoder cock)

gn everyone:)

>>41022474
gluten nacht scilla!

Druid: fembrained
Shaman: gigamalebrained

the guy i have been flirting with for months and who tells me he loves me dodges any questions about getting serious with vague responses

he probably has five or more other girls talking to him and im just another disposable tranny among them

should i just get it over with and pull the plug on this one?

>>41022495
>I know this guy doesn't respect me but I need someone else's permission to stop talking to him
Discord?

>>41022495
yes one hundred percent yes but im getting the vibe you know that already. guys like that are scum

>>41022494
So what am I supposed to do, train them to 20 and NOT promote?

>>41022495
yeah, don’t get used by some scumbag

>I go to my universitys engineering career fair
>I dont think of myself as an engineer but the job market for CS sucks so i cant pass it up
>humiliation ritual
>>I wear a stupid pencil skirt and heels and talk like a moron because men dont respond to anything else
>>3 of the recruiters visibly looked disinterested when i walked up to them compared to the dozen boys they just spoke with
>i eventually hand out all my resumes but i have zero expectations of hearing back from a human
>I decide to apply to the NSA because they explicitly want cs+math and im a US citizen unlike most my classmates
>NSA says that you must be registered with the selective service to work with them
>i go to the selective service web page and go to the registration form
>I select my sex as female because there are no longer any legal documents that list my sex as male
>The webpage instantly and literally and closes and pops up a 404 page

blog post over. There is really no moral to this other than that being female is pretty lame when youve been transitioning for like a decade or more.

>>41022494
yayyyy i played druid :D im a real girl

Now that I have forgiven it for being loved by reddit, Arrested Development is actually pretty funny (first 3 seasons at least)

>>41022495
if he tell you he LOVES you and doesn’t want to get serious then that’s pretty weird? i actually don’t think you should drop the ILY before you’ve been seeing each other for a while. you should just confront him about it, probably in a call and not over text so he can’t dodge the question. if i had been talking to a guy for months i would want him to assure me there’s gonna be some commitment.

>>41022511
good luck june, its so trash out there and im curious how navigating that as such a long transitioner goes

>>41022511
Don't worry, they won't be giving tranners clearances soon anyway, probably

>>41022511
Kek, just put male on ur applications

>>41022495
Just ask him
>are we going to date or not
And tell him to answer yes or no. If he says no stop talking to him

>>41022548
I dont think thats really going to work

>>41022511
its. extremely frustrating right. at this point a lot of that stuff just galvanizes my determination to be successful anyway. makes me feel no shame about using any and every opportunity i can get my hands on so i can get big time enough to put my thumb on the scale any time someone like me follows the same path in the future
not that thats a real solution but its motivating
queer and womens groups and orgs for this stuff are insanely helpful but everyone knows that right

>>41022561
Try it. If you get your big fancy government job, you'll learn that most government websites don't work right, and they work even worse now

>>41022579
i try going to my schools women in computer science group but honestly its mostly super judgemental freshmen

>>41022511
It’s okay nona your chaser husband will take care of you

>>41022595
June was born to be an 80 hour a week 10x engineer to provide for her stay at home bf

>>41022594
ive found the engineering and sciences ones to be more productive than the compsci ones but thats anecdotal. they also tend to be more useful the older the group they're targeted at. the ones im involved with are mostly IWW-tied groups but thats obviously. a function of my particular Politics or whatever. but i would rec them for anyone they're good!
just keep your ear to the ground and try and talk to other people in the same situation people near you will know what's good better than i will

June was built to be a pliable youngshit sex toy for a 30+ chaser

Girls with chipped black nail polish

Check out my new toy

>>41022586
im never getting a good government job im too stupid for that

>>41022595
no i dont want to be dependent on a man

>>41022600
NOOOOOOO NO NO NO

but shoutout every tech transbian i know who instantly was like "i can get you an interview at where i work give me a week and ill get back to you. do you need interview practice? heres a textbook on it ill drop everything to do a mock interview whenever you need. heres a list of places that are chill and places that are shitty." etc etc
this strategy also works if you're looking to break into therapy / counselling gigs there's a lot of girls in those for whatever reason
men are useless but you do not need them
>>41022611
fuck you im gonna get a new set of acrylics when theyve recovered a little dont judge me

>>41022495
why would he tell you he loves you if you haven’t met up yet? at least it doesn’t sound like you have

>>41022627
I think the chips are endearing for some reason

>>41022642
i kinda get that actually. i know some ppl who chip it as soon as they put it on which i think is insanely powerful. im too committed to trying to be manicured and professional i should go back to being a crusty little punk

>>41022619
Is that one of those novelty non-lethal ones? Either way seems like a good pick: mastering ones tiny enough to actually be covertly carried is important.

>>41022655
Nah it's a .22 lr

>>41022340
whats the education collective like

>>41022671
nice, are you trying to defend yourself against hamsters?

>>41022671
i wanted to ask what pronouns ppl shld use for u now? i saw ur posts abt how ur done with using preferred pronouns shld we keep using she/her for u or do u prefer he/him now sry i dont want to offend u

>>41022682
A .22 can take out radroaches

>>41022611
yuck

>>41022683
na/zi

>>41022682
LOL, I have a bunch of guns, but .22s arent terrible for everyday carry

>>41022682
dont come crying when the hamsters are at ur gate and there's nobody there to protect you

i wasnt really feeling like going out tomorrow with friends and the "list of invitation" for that was going for like a week already and i was saying i wasnt sure but probably wouldnt go but tonight the guy i like said he was going to attend and then 5 minutes later i also put my name on the list :(
im pathetic bc he has a gf but i still want to hang out with him because i like him a lot. i need to meet new (single) guys :(

>>41022693
radroaches are weak, they can be killed with a bbgun according to the lore in fallout 3

FUCKING PRONOUNS
FUCKING CALIFORNIA SHIT

>>41022699
i dont know that one is there a full list of forms somewhere... worried now

>>41022704
you do!!!! but its good to go out and get practice!!! even if the motivation is a little sad it gets u to go!!! then once ur there you can try and talk to different ppl to usual!!! imcheering u on ur the strongest

>>41022702
the urban youth future scientist on PCP is gonna get tickled with those .22’s and he won’t stop charging at you when he attacks

>>41022683
I do no use preferred pronouns, I never correct a person regardless of what they address me as

>>41022554
did that long ago
has said yes multiple times
nothing changes
just vagueness about everything

>>41022525
there has been many of such assurances
but nothing concrete
and its taking a toll on me
because of my feelings for him
confronting is hard
he gets angry if i pry too much

>>41022502
>>41022509
but what if IM wrong???
am i just expecting too much-too early?
do i make him feel cornered maybe?
am i too clingy by expecting more?

>>41022634
ldr with complications-work related
there has been occasions of almost meeting up
but there is always something that prevents it
always a new reason
likely my fault? im guessing so? idk?

Be nice to Ellie
Na is going through a hard time with zi gender identity after zi hero squirted out in front of everyone from 10 different angles

>>41022707
yeah i dont really put pronouns on any of my socials or emails or whatever cause its cringe trans enby tucute stuff and if i say it cis people might think im trans

>>41022714
Most deaths in the US are from .22s
I avoid areas with future scientists anyways

67

>>41022718
ok thts cool "any pronouns" works i support u

>>41022719
if he gets angry its not your fault and you still need to confront him about it. it’s not being clingy its about having self respect and not getting used.

>>41022719
>>41022726
u are retarded

>>41022698
It's okay we know you don't like girls

>>41022624
You will never work
You will be stay at home trade wife
You will raise our kids
Also tech jobs are fucking done CS degrees are almost useless

Soon it will be the Cock Sucking degree

>>41022611
i feel targeted

>>41022719
how many times has he cancelled? you should probably not let this go on but it’s hard to say

>>41022751
always was

lets all go around in a circle and share our pronouns

pronouns are valid :]

>>41022764
makes me want to die every time

>>41022743
>You will never work
but i want a job :(

well im also studying math

I have 5 interviews for research lab undergrad positions so atleast i have that working in my favor

>>41022774
some poor well intentioned chaser tried to do it at a tranny club night and he literally got laughed out into the street

>>41022727
What‘s the muzzle velocity? I‘ve become convinced since wasting my money on a 45 that "stopping power" as implied equivalency with caliber is a retarded meme.

>>41022780
Xi was probably just trying to share xir own pronouns :(

*Visibly cis gender man*
"My pronouns are she/her I refuse to elaborate"

June doing tricks on it

>>41022713
thank you <3 but its not a party its just 'hey lets go out and eat something in some place" so its just our friends group as always so its not really a situation where we would be meeting other people. the anedocte was more to tell how idiot i am because im just going out because of a single guy WHO HAS A GF so like i have zero chance with him :( also ofc i will be boymoding no one knows im trans there

>>41022797
thats me
>>41022796
damn.... i feel bad for xir now

>>41022790
I dunno lmao, to cycle the rounds have to be rated for 1244+ fps
A .45 will have far more stopping power but they're generally heavier and harder to carry all the time at least for someone my size, do t wanna throw it on my purse and make everything smell like sulfur

>>41022801
yea i figured... but its still socialisation!!! its training for the guy of your dreams!!! you get stronger every day regardless

>>41022810
nice purse faggot

I spend most my time here, but damn, when I check out another board and com back to this one and see all the random transphobic bait threads.
don't look outside this one

>>41022826
its not a purse its a satchel

>>41022827
lately ive been having fun browsing the catalogue but yea its a little particularly bad lately. what can u do...
np i will simply defeat all chuds with facts and logic

>>41022827
This thread is the best

>>41022826
Need a purse when my clothes don't have pockets

someone make a new thread

>>41022832
oh my god is this why my boyfriends will never wear messenger bags when i suggest them. did this scene scar them forever
>>41022842
no we're only on page 8 we could still get another bingo

Trannies what does it mean when you ask to hang out then dont reply for days on end?

>>41022847
lol

>>41022839
i always just carry everything in my hands so ppl dont think im gay
>>41022847
i would interpret that as "got scared and couldnt deal with even checking for a reply"

>>41022852
LOL

>>41022813
i should get drunk and tell him i love him

>>41022852
She has replied but takes ages to get back

>>41022839
You also need a purse for when I take off your clothes

>>41022881
dont pmo

>>41022852
I have to carry stuff with me, so I bring along something that looks like an all black medpack, better than looking gay I guess.

>>41022882
as always this is a situation that calls for clear direct communication which u arent going to do for some reason
>>41022894
have fun with ur little incel pouch ill be lugging around a half used tube of lipstick and a loose credit card in the bottom of my big empty snakeskin coach handbag

>>41022887
Nah just throw em on the floor

>>41022847
I'm a chaser who has done this because I was trying to hard-force myself to get over her and then I immediately found I had zero ability to actually follow through yet
Many such cases

>>41022905
Can I tuck it in your bag? You have a lot of room in there

>>41022922
yea u can just climb on in if u get tired of walking too theres plenty of space

>>41022906
It might take us out of the moment when I have to rigorously inspect to ensure it‘s not a Sig.

do people not force fake smiles to take a picture in Europe? in america like everyone does it. I never feel like and it seems weird forcing it so i don't

>>41022932
As long as I can peek out, I want to see where we're going.

I carry a fanny pack across my shoulder like a sling like any decent manmoder would

>>41022937
Might be worse depending on your taste cough (taurus) cough

I carry a rifle around my shoulder because you never know when a raider or a ghoul might decide to ambush you

cant be safe enough to not reply to a picture these days especially one with such lovely feet but its definitely more common to see people take photos with more neutral expressions here
however when i was early in transition i got the advice of "once u can master taking a photo with the three basic requirements of
- camera pointing at face
- face pointing at camera
- smiling
then you can try and do more advanced stuff"
i still do not think i have ever taken a photo with all three criteria

>>41022951
ok ill leave it half unzipped for u so u have lots of room to poke ur head out. ill leave a loose granola bar and some room temp water in there for u too

What happened to bronya

>>41022980
She was the shooter

>>41022949
smiling is overrated

>>41022764
hi i'm daniel, he/him, aquarius, loves cats

>>41022966
around a ghoul don’t be a fool…

>>41022963
I only carry a Windicator because I‘m cheap and I like bricks but Taurus isn‘t a bad manufacturer

listening to unreleased lana del rey i love america i feel like such a patriot
i do not in fact carry a big empty purse even tho i want to. i carry tiny knockoff balenciaga bags like any self respecting zoomer. currently trying to find a half decent version of the legendary city bag but nothing weathers like real leather right..
>>41022980
last i heard she was receiving urgent treatment for a gun wound to the neck

>>41022991
hi daniel! aquarius is a good sign wind signs are lucky this time of year right

>wake up
>eat peanut butter toast
>immediately think about eating more peanut butter toast
>hold off
>have a salad for lunch
>wish it was peanut butter toast
>cooking chicken for dinner
>craving peanut butter toast instead
Something in my brain broke today
Restricting fats and carbs for too long I think

>>41023009
hi anon! long time no see, how are things?
i hope to be graced by some good fortune soon, been applying for some intern/junior programming jobs

>>41022976
Yay

>>41023022
I avoid peanut butter in general because it does that to me

>>41023000
its true nothing else weathers like real leather. its amazing stuff. you can also make it last forever by cleaning it and moisturing it just like your skin.

sure you could buy fake plastic leather and no one will know the difference, but you'll know. you'll know your wearing something cheap and inferior. also it starts peeling off and desentigrading before leather

>>41023022
are you autistic? the phenomenon you're describing sounds similar to the 'safe food' experience many case studies report. it's a form of food hyperfixation that's very common. can be in response to dietary changes but can also be in response to other forms of instability or just a sudden thing for no reason at all. there appears to be no other advice than to ride it out. just dont stock up like crazy cause it will pass
>>41023026
im doing well!
good luck with the applications its the right season for it... stay motivated the market is tough right now but there's plenty of time. i believe in you. ill light a candle for u when i go to mass tomorrow just in case it helps

>>41023022
never met someone else that also puts peanut butter on toast.

usually when I'm craving a certain specific thing, I suspect my body needs something that's in that.

>>41023022
i love peanut butter toast so much i love you

Took some nice cock pics today
If one of you want to become my wife I can send them once we're married

I will never avoid peanut butter

>>41023045
its really incredible right. i own vanishingly few items made with real leather and its depressing to me :(
makes me think about the thing i read once about how it's very expensive to be poor. a $80 dollar pair of rainboots will last through many seasons. a $40 pair will fall apart and need to be repurchased each year
depressing... the quality of clothes in particular is just dropping so crazy fast right. i blame femboys that buy all their clothes on amazon because i think that's a funny scapegoat
>>41023061
i also believe in this!!!

>>41023080
La Lobita de cacahuate

Forcing people with peanut allergies to eat peanuts butter

>>41023079
do you have any advice for other chasers? they ask for tips on nudes in general very often in here a fellow chaser's perspective might be useful 2 them

you know what they say about guys who eat a lot of peanut butter

its so funny and pathetic how hes a friend i would let him no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside and he doesnt even knows that or likes me in that way

peanut butter is so good i love it. if i had a peanut allergy i would kms

cant let gang find out i dont fw peanut butter like that

>>41023114
take. it. back.

>>41023106
Send that unprompted to him

>>41023119
mid

For me it's chunky natural

too much sorry
>>41023120
wouldnt be a nice idea he has a gf

Smothering my balls with peanut butter and making dawgy lick them clean

>>41023131
thats my stripper name

Kraft smooth is goated

>>41023140
those balls better be hair free…

>>41023131
kinda agreed, chunky highlights are best but i like unnatural

chunky or smooth are both good

not a dog but i would lick pb off a dude ngl

>>41023084
>i read once about how it's very expensive to be poor. a $80 dollar pair of rainboots will last through many seasons. a $40 pair will fall apart and need to be repurchased each year
absolutely true, you save money over time with the quality made item even if its a little expensive.

id lick pb off whatever it was on im not gay but a meal is a meal

>>41023161
right... its just the question of what happens when you can only afford the cheaper one... and the gap between the two gets bigger and bigger with every year
something's gotta give -kind of feeling right? i wonder what it'll be i guess time will tell

>>41023047
>ill light a candle for u when i go to mass tomorrow just in case it helps
thank you so much anonya! if anything it will liven my spirit and keep me motivated during my job search

>>41023169
drums of revolution

Letting bronya eat chunky Jif out of my chasercrack while wearing the puppy ears

>>41023174
thats the most important part as long as you don't let it grind you down success is inevitable given infinite time. thats just basic probability
>>41023179
maa something like that right. but people use that word to describe a bunch of different stuff i wonder what its gonna look like
>>41023185
cute.... i have a couple pairs we can see which ones suit you best i like it best when they match perfect to ur hair colour

When you come home and find your tranner with peanut butter all over her body, and you have to scrub her clean because she doesn't know how to make herself food

I already regret making that post a little bit

>>41023190
please encourage her at least a little she did her very best

>>41023192
no time for regret. the die has already been cast. better spackle that crack nice and good for mommy im getting hungry

i want to die

I miss shrimpcat

my dumbass slept in and I was 20 minutes late to work :(
https://youtu.be/p3mY5dStWLY?si=Np1vqWNAoyePLKro