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Anonymous No.41034239 >>41034365 >>41034591 >>41035479 >>41035491 >>41035511 >>41035737 >>41036377 >>41040097 >>41040725 >>41042283 >>41044636 >>41044790
Would you date a 35 year old transbian neet who sips a bit of bourbon on weekends?
Anonymous No.41034248 >>41034273
Anonymous No.41034273
>>41034248
:(
Anonymous No.41034365 >>41034532 >>41034603
>>41034239 (OP)
what does bourbon taste like?
Anonymous No.41034532
>>41034365
It is definitely on the sweet end of liquors due to being high corn content. Vanilla, caramel and oak are the primary flavors and it can range in spiciness and sweetness based on different processes and proportions of grains. It also typically has a slightly syrupy texture
Anonymous No.41034591 >>41034639
>>41034239 (OP)
yes, but I'am a total bottom
Anonymous No.41034603
>>41034365
oak burnt casks
Anonymous No.41034639 >>41034643
>>41034591
Are you a starfish in bed bottom or a sometimes aggressive pervy bottom?
Anonymous No.41034643 >>41034658
>>41034639
the agressive pervy
Anonymous No.41034658
>>41034643
I can work with that
Anonymous No.41035479
>>41034239 (OP)
Maybe, but I'm a dude, so you wouldn't be interested anyways
Anonymous No.41035491
>>41034239 (OP)
Yeah but I'm a man.
Anonymous No.41035511 >>41037398
>>41034239 (OP)
only acid ketamine drooling troons for me laddy
Anonymous No.41035652 >>41036149
Yes but I'll have more than a bit with you and call you mommy
Anonymous No.41035737 >>41036149
>>41034239 (OP)
Kys transbian, stop grooming teenage boys
Anonymous No.41036149 >>41036379
>>41035652
I can also work with that
>>41035737
I haven't knowingly spoken to a teenager in years
Anonymous No.41036377 >>41040061
>>41034239 (OP)
do your parents buy ypu alcohol. thats lame
Anonymous No.41036379 >>41040061
>>41036149
You can work with that? Thats good soon to be wife
Anonymous No.41037398
>>41035511
waow my two favorite things in life
Anonymous No.41040061
>>41036377
What? No, I live on my own and pay my own bills
>>41036379
Oh ok
Anonymous No.41040097 >>41040122
>>41034239 (OP)
i was sympathetic and responded positively the first few times but now i hate you. so id dump the bottle on your head and remind you that by 2030 you'll be 40
Anonymous No.41040122 >>41040167
>>41040097
Aw :(
Anonymous No.41040167 >>41040633
>>41040122
sorry, i am having a bad life and felt like taking it out on someone else x.x
Anonymous No.41040633
>>41040167
It's okay, I'm sorry you're having a bad time, me too
Anonymous No.41040725 >>41040749
>>41034239 (OP)
hi immie
how’s school going?
Anonymous No.41040749
>>41040725
I'm not that person, I dropped out of school a decade ago
Anonymous No.41042283 >>41044620
>>41034239 (OP)
would you date a 28 year old manmoder neet with schizoid pd ?
Anonymous No.41044620 >>41045406
>>41042283
Probably not, sorry..
Anonymous No.41044636 >>41044649
>>41034239 (OP)
Yes will you marry me
Anonymous No.41044649 >>41044816
>>41044636
I would marry someone if it seems like we're right for eachother
Anonymous No.41044790
>>41034239 (OP)
Are you me?
...
If I hadn't chickened out time and time again, and wasn't a mid-30s repper?
Anonymous No.41044816 >>41045022
>>41044649
What are your interests
Anonymous No.41045022
>>41044816
anime and manga, hiking, history, cooking, video games, film, idk
Anonymous No.41045038 >>41045216
Would you date a 32 year old transbian?
Anonymous No.41045216
>>41045038
Ya
Anonymous No.41045406 >>41047015
>>41044620
but why
Anonymous No.41047015
>>41045406
Schizoid sounds like it wouldnt work because I need lots of affection