Thread 41051635

I fucking wish I was born a girl with a vagina so badly man. I had testicular torsion happen to me over the weekend and I am not exaggerating it is the worst fucking pain I have ever endured in my life, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I was sick to my stomach in pain and vomiting my guts out from how much it fucking hurt. I'm recovering from surgery but it still hurts so bad and I can't even walk straight. I hate having a penis and balls so much I would be fine having periods or giving birth. At least when you're pregnant you get nonstop compliments and the gift of a child. With balls all you get is pain and embarrassment.

>>41051635 (OP)
how the fuck do I avoid this happening to me?? this sounds fucking awful.

>>41051669
it literally just happens. For like, no good reason at all. You can be sleeping and roll over the wrong way and all of a sudden your balls are all twisted up and you're writhing in the worst pain of your entire life.

>>41051635 (OP)
Should have got them removed lol

>>41051635 (OP)
I had that happen one time, didn't feel pain (except a huge ballsack I didn't bother to check out, I still don't know why I didn't go to a doctor), then after a day or two it began to hurt like a mf and promptly lost one testicle (at some point I couldn't walk at all)
Guess me, Mao Zedong and Hitler have one thing in common now

>>41051635 (OP)
damn you got orchie im kinda jelly i will have to pay mine myself but atleast its only about a month away

Just twist them back?