Thread 41091957

Every time my transgender girlfriend goes to the bathroom at my house she uses at least half a roll of toilet paper to wipe. Is this normal? I'm not trans so I don't know if that's just the way the cookie crumbles

does she pee sitting down

>>41091975
1) This was supposed to be clipart of a toilet, not a reaction image...
2) Nvm I get it now anon thanks

>>41091991
i'm so confused

>>41091957 (OP)
She probably lines the seat with the paper because either: 1. It's too cold on her butt or 2. You can't aim your dick for shit and she's wiping your filth off the seat.

>>41091957 (OP)
what ply is your toilet paper?

>>41091957 (OP)
>letting your trans gf wipe
>not licking her clean like a good boy

>>41091957 (OP)
i do this too bc thats how much it takes until the paper comes up spotless
do other people not do this?

>>41092062
wtf are you shitting.

>>41092037
I lift the toilet seat, I'm not an animal jeez

>>41092039
It's got the Charmin bear on it (•▽•;)

>>41092062
I guess I'm an efficient wiper idk, I tear off two squares at a time and fold them into a double-thickness, single-sheet size

>>41091957 (OP)
pelvic floor muscles can atrophy as a result of HRT. this can result in a weaker a pee stream and incomplete urinations. incomplete pee = delayed dribbles. probably the reason your gf is using up all the toilet paper. spironolactone's also a diuretic

>>41092062
baby wipes. absolute game changer. you don't have to stop using tp, but you'll use 50% less if you just save the last wipe for a baby wipe and throw in the trash. there's so little poop on it that it won't smell, or just flush it if you dgaf, and you'll actually feel clean instead of wiping dry against dry like a retard

>>41092094
Taking notes, thank you

>>41091957 (OP)
If you were a good boyfriend you'd lick her ass clean so she wouldn't have to wipe. Your tongue should be her toilet paper.

>>41091957 (OP)
get a bidet

>>41092050
>>41092143
I'm a good boy I swear! (ᗒᗩᗕ)
She's only ever let me eat her ass once, and only because she wasn't expecting me to do it but she said it felt nice enough not to stop me ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

>>41092168
she's an ungrateful bitch and you should break up with her. She should let you worship her hole with your tongue daily

>>41091957 (OP)
She’s cleaning so you can fuck the coom out of her

>>41092188
I could never break up with her, I think she's just nervous about her ass ergo all the extra wiping. It's fine though, I keep my ass clean so she usually ends up luring/tricking/physically forcing me to bottom like her pet twink

>>41092240
How does she trick you into bottoming? Like me and my bf are switches so I fr just ask him when I want to top him, and he's also pretty clear when he wants to... derail me. Im honestly so curious about the dynamics now. Spill the tea op >:3

>>41092168
>>41092188
do guys prefer a freshly cleaned butthole for eating out or should i... um... yeah not take a shower before

>>41092316
During foreplay we usually cuddle and make out a little before we take off one another's clothes and start frotting ⁄(⁄⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄⁄)⁄
Since we're cuddled up we flip over a lot, spooning each other and grabbing everywhere that feels nice and soft, or maybe even a little hard (*˘︶˘*).｡*
But sometimes when she's spooning me she tells me what an obedient boy I am as she presses her dick up against my ass. Sometimes she just waits for a little precum to leak out of her cock before shoving the whole thing in at once (;∀;)

>>41092375
Cual forcing you. Youre already her twink pet jijiji ( ≧∀≦)ノ

>>41091957 (OP)
Get a goddamn bidet. Her diet's probably just cheetos and mountain dew. Not a great recipe for stool

>>41091957 (OP)
god imagine not using a bidet in 2025 amerisharts really are the most disgusting mutts on this planet walking around with shitty poo-poo underwear drinking litres of dr pepper and carrying around 5 guns everywhere they go.


fat fucking retards all of you.

>>41091957 (OP)
get a bidet all of you ur all so gross

>>41092616
I've got clean Calvins, no Dr Pepper, and One Gun tyvm europoor

my mom started buying us baby wipes, and my ass hole has been squeaky clean ever since.
wipes are like a compromise between a bidet and toilet paper

>>41091957 (OP)
if she's post op you should know pussies are very messy when it's time to pee

>>41092094
>pelvic floor muscles can atrophy as a result of HRT. this can result in a weaker a pee stream and incomplete urinations. incomplete pee = delayed dribbles.
Oh so that's what causes it