Thread 41109519

old >>41106494

I was so good at math until they introduced fractions

>>41109558
what’s a fraction

Latinos party harder :-)

>>41109603
are you almost finished with law school yet? it's been how many years now?

>>41109558
>>41109558
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>>41109558
Are you in New Brunswick? Maybe the rabid Canadian brain virus ate your brain, js

>>41109626
I was homeless in new Brunswick and I drinked from streams so it's possible

>>41109641
does anyone believe in God in Canada?

When I was a kid I had to invent my own pokemon because I was so poor

>>41109641
Oh man that sucks. You should sue the government for more money and get a house at least so you don't have to live in a hotel. I'm serious. Call an attorney.

>>41109654
Lots of people believe in Allah in Canada and some people believe in God but see I was raised atheist and believing in aliens
>>41109657
Wut

There are churches in Canada and Musk's and sinygogs

feeling deep pressed

>>41109691
dont forget gurdwaras

>>41109609
Im finishing in December. Soon I will be very rich :-) but I wont forget y’all, when I become rich and successful. I promise that.

>>41109693
bye

She sees her baby girl, I know she's gonna scream
God, what have you done?
You're a pink pony girl
And you dance at the club
Oh mama, I'm just having fun
On the stage in my heels
It's where I belong down at the
Pink Pony Club

>>41109706
I'm not tranny

>>41109736
Prove it luv. Full nude now

>>41109750
no

>>41109558
that isnt even real math. you arent doing real math until you start proofs

>>41109783
Utterly trans

i get angry when i bottom, like, how dare this man strip me of my masculinity! yet at the same time, i can't complain, because it feels good.
this got me wondering, can bottoms ever redeem themselves for giving-up their manhood, can they ever be seen as equals to str8 men?

>>41109801
post your full body nudes to prove that you aren't a tranny

mhm

>>41109801
damn that's revolting

>>41109809
being a bottom, getting penetrated, sucking dick, etc. none of it is degrading and none of it makes you less of a man

>>41109862
no u

Pink pony club pink pony club

>>41109885
Who sings this song

>>41109877
yes it does

>>41109896
Chappell roan

gd had a fat fuckable ass and pink hole until the culture wars destroyed his anus and his ass was used as shelter for migrants

chaperone

>>41109801
how many camels for this one?

>>41109909
why though
that's gross of you to say

>>41109956
You can have it for a malnourished donkey

>>41109877
you're right but they have a humiliation kink and you won't change their mind

>>41109968
Stop being racist

>>41109956
3 make em turkish gold

>>41109877
>things gays say

love is priceless, you cant buy her

hes flexing cigarettes again
If you wanna see some really trashy people, check out cigarette reviews on youtube they're both hilarious and disgusting. literal walmart snobs

>>41109986
We alllll know what that torch is for

is this marina?
>>>/soc/34328622

>>41110023
No

>>41110021
I don't do drugs anymore last summer was a bad time

>>41109961
being a bottom is gross

>>41109985
Stop being spammy

it's an instant turn on if i turn on another male but i never like how men look. am i gay or what help me out

>>41110083
Stop being fat

i did more pushups than you today

>>41110018
he has no accomplishments so he has to point to dumb shit like cigarettes or hand veins to prove to everyone how manly he is

>>41110121
How many? I did 0 beat my #

I think if someone gets a tattoo, the government should put them on a list. They could then be disqualified from teaching, dating, healthcare, childcare, marriage, home ownership, pets, government or professional jobs, welfare, firearms, voting, and only employed by prison labor, enlisted military or service jobs, and have 20% of their net pay withheld until they agree to surgical sterilization.

I can think of a lot of groups to put on the red flag list actually. A lot of groups indeed.

>>41110174
50, and then another 50 and hour later

>>41110180
that’s pretty fucking insane bro makes me glad gays are unelectable

>>41110170
Gaygen- a place to prove your accomplishments to internet strangers. Lol.

I have a tattoo on my lower back that says tasty with an I so it's tasti

>>41110191
wow you really are too stupid to even read lol have you tried asking grok or chatgpt to dumb stuff down for you

>>41110180
same with guys on PrEP, guys with piercings, guys who own guns

I love prep piggies

>>41110189
Great idea. Add running for office to the list, although its already covered as government employment, already banned. Law is a profession, and thats already banned too.

I should send this to Project 2029.

>>41110203
>he has no accomplishments so he has to point to dumb shit like cigarettes or hand veins to prove to everyone how manly he is
Post accomplishments.

I got nine (you)s on /pol/ for saying Tila tequila is a reptilian

Are you guys proud of me

you’re going to die alone in the barrio from sadness because you’re too much of a retarded loser to ever escape it, you’re no better than a nigger

>>41110227
lmao

Mr Pancakes is fat and gross and Dan mogs him

>>41110224
I have a sizable penis, dirty blond hair, a square jaw and farmers build, so I don't really have to do much else actually except work

I am only 5'10 1/2 though

>>41110259
I'm dying of sadness now lol
>>41110263
So you have all that and a picture of my hand sends you into fits of rage? Waow

>>41110262
Not true at all Dan is a hairy beast can you say planet of the apes

I will never be Roman Partizan.

>>41110316
nikoavocado recently vacated a niche that would be perfect for you

>>41110329
I don't overeating anymore, or eat jagercakes.

>>41110329
Moving on to negging him now? I have more hand pics for you lol

hairy monkey ass

>>41110371
Stop posting santino

aids monkey

The cigarette smelled Hands should be touching my pussy.

>>41110423
May I see it?

>>41110328
This makes him look thin

>>41110431
No

>>41110439
its depressing seeing how much weight he's gained

>>41110371
Jacking off to my monkey feet rn

>>41110460
You still didn't apologize for being Russian and invading ukraines. It's time you pay for this timmy, pay with your russy!

>>41110311
cute

>>41110479
Last time I went to see someone he said
>I've gained weight
But I didn't notice any difference did he say it to make me feel better about being overweight

>>41110344
i’m not whoever you invented to fight with today retard, why haven’t you necked yourself yet?

>>41110479
kind of looks like he could be delta's brother

>>41110479
Make that tummy plab

>>41110495
idk I dont know him

>>41110528
Do you drink heavily?

>>41110546
Nooo I don't :3 today I only had three gingerales two slices of pizza and a few peanut butter bawls

>>41110490
tyvm :)

>>41110497
Post a vocaroo if you're not a complete pussy. You won't. So your opinion means nothing.

My roommate is showing me Russians dying again. Why is he like this

>>41110577
Rape him.

>>41110311
looks like delta

>YOU BRING BACK MY JIMMY KIMMILS RIGHT NOW!
who does this

>>41110629
I. Wish. Delta needs a pal

It's over for me because it's just over

It was going strong for awhile had too many people jealous of me had to destroy me because their lives were not right

>>41110559
is anyone else in your family fat? did you inherit the fat gene?

>be me
>be teen (legal)
>home alone for 4 days
>wanna get on grindr but im ugly
it hurts :(

>>41110513
hot

>>41110677
My parents are fat yes they're both chubby :( they were so sure I was gonna get skinny but then I pigged out while I was homeless nobody tells you how much food is in garbage cans

>>41110689
put on a mask

>>41110577
Can you get me his number?

>>41110513
what is this from? they cute

I went to a live music event and two white, tall, skinny but fit gay guys sat at the table in front of me. The top was definitely uglier but the bottom has a cute face. They were holdings hands and being cutesy. It ruined my night. I wish I never went.

>>41110629

>>41110637
Muricans

I'm a firing my laser

XD I'm a firing my laser =============O

>>41110739
British TV is so much better and less people shooting buildings over silly nonsense

https://youtu.be/aRUk4g0rusA?si=go7dYgSsYL85ouNE

XD

>>41110759
If I gave you a bouncy ball you would be entertained for hours

>>41110759
BLAAAARGH

>>41110488
Do you pick fights with trans men on purpose in order to demand hole or are you this way with all men

>>41110787
Remember when people used to say Candlejack and then they would stop po...

>>41110282
>you have all that
nta schizo

I mog dan

>>41110799
Can you tell this heckin valid boyerino to at least post cute ruskies then

> /r/fresh_teendick Anyone like 6'4 highschool athlete cock
https://www.reddit.com/r/fresh_teendick/s/vO0Kexq4WK

We need healing. Nobody under 30 should be having sex.

>>41110799
ya and they like it.

>>41110573
https://voca.ro/1cJSGXdaBaYS

That's looksmogging because I spent 6 months sleeping outdoors so my body is just healing that's why I'm fat it was damaged from the weather and all kinds of micro organisms attacking my body from eating trash

>>41110733
>white
ok noogger

>>41110863
i aint clicking dat

>>41110883
It took you a half hour to make a 5 second recording?

>>41110871
If this gets you laid I'm not going to argue with results

i dont live on 4chan like some of you lmfao its saturday night by the way neets

I'm so fucking hairy, bros. It's disgusting.
Why is it so hard to shave your own back?

>>41110949
post hole NOW

>>41110883
>Do I win a rubber?
>Do I win or whatever?
Speak clearly next time.

i think i used too much powder, the lube i made looks like goopy jello :/
oh well, maybe it'll last a long time ;3

>>41110954
Blue board.
And even if it wasn't, you wouldn't want to see it.

Aside from being hairy, I'm of mediterranean extraction. So I'm quite swarthy.

>>41110986
...post your fuckinh hole

>>41110899
I'm middle eastern. Ok the white part doesn't even matter desu but I live in a very white place and people date within their race so that's the frustration I guess.

Can someone pls comfort me :(

>>41111022
Dude. I'm gross. I'm so gross I have no friends.
You do not want to see it. It doesn't look good.

I do a lot of cardio, yet it doesn't have a nice shape.

>>41110986
catbox it

>>41111051
I'm ugly and will not put myself into a situation where I will be bullied.
My mental health can't take it.

i wish i had a gbf to milk dry

I hurt my ahh sitting on the toilet :(

>>41110986
>Aside from being hairy, I'm of mediterranean extraction. So I'm quite swarthy.
don't threaten me with a good time

Will somebody make me kiss holden

>>41111101
It really - really - would not be a good time.
You will be bored out of your mind.

>>41111034
>I do a lot of cardio, yet it doesn't have a nice shape.
...your hole? I don't think you can shape it like that

>>41111066
some anons will but id eat that ass pho sho

>>41111034
doesnt cardio mostly strengthen your heart

squeak >.<

>>41110949
post pole and hole please

>>41110786
Even for the country's problems a stabbing making national news is probably better than a school shooting that doesn't make waves outside of it's state

>>41111118
>>41111148
My cheeks. My ass cheeks.
They're too jiggly. I need to do squats but don't want to risk it without a spotter.

>>41111127
No, no you would not.

>>41110902
faggit

>faglord whines for vocaroo
>gets vocaroo
>keeps whining

Oh no the guy I was sleeping with didn't know I was positive... :(

>>41111171
i like em hairy i def would

>>41111204
gay natural selection

It said so on my profile I just assumed he readed it

>>41111206
i'm honestly turned off by men who make themselves hair free. i will never relate

>>41111201
You sound like you try to corn hole first graders bubba.

GD i need you to do ur witchcraft. is lord miles dead, yes or no?

>>41111204
Disgusting.

>>41111264
I don't do witchcraft anymore it's low vibrational

I start bouncing back from the split and every guy I’ve ever slept with and every guy that’s ever wanted to sleep with me crawls out of the woodwork. The universe is abundant.

>>41111206
Okay. But I'm ugly.
Even without the hair, I'm ugly.

>>41111231
I don't want it gone completely just trimmed down to be manageable.
It grows long and thick my body hair. Most of the time I just through a guard on a razor and trim it down to be nearly flush.
My back is what I want shave completely. And I don't know how. It's hard to get it all.

>>41111315
prove it