Thread 41308569

would you marry a soldier and be an army spouse?


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>>41306586

No veterans are all nazis its like super problematic to fuck them and cops

>>41308569 (OP)
Oh myyy...

always been more of a lone wolf. i dont need a pack, all i need is a mate..

trooning out to get out of a draft, yes/no?

>>41308569 (OP)
Yes anything to support the troops. I’d be the best dependa there ever was

I've worn my heels out to get groceries before... lots of stares from brown people I dont know why.. 0_0 like no offense I just noticed the white people didnt give me a second glance but the brown people gave me this creepy stare like they wanted to kill/rape me lol

>>41308590
I want an alpha to knot me and get me boy preggerz x3

>>41308593
She seems based

>>41308605
get away from me, slob

You guys are just jealous because I'm 6ft tall in heels and you could never

>>41308609
good boy

>>41308611
bruh everyone is tall in heels thats da point!

squeak?

Squeak >.<

>>41308593
LOL he looks like philosophy tube

Calling someone a squeaker used to be an insult. Times have changed

I'm gay according to this. Can I post here?

>>41308593
good for her, just wish i had some polonium to covertly gift her :)

>>41308642
all cheek-fat-removal victims look the same desu

>>41308593
>>41308661
>>41308683
why do you retards even come here?

>>41308569 (OP)
I need cock so badly >.<

>>41308713
meow

>>41308683
sorrowful image

>>41308713
me too :0

>>41308699
To talk to you <3

>>41308701
You look like a German painter from the 1990s

You can go to jail now for denying the holocaust happened to six million jews were sent to gas chamber in canada now lol xD good because it really happened and it could happen again if we aren't careful...

Someone got sentenced to five years for denying the holocaust happened and is sitting in Canadian jail lol I wonder who the judge was...

Because that judge should have given him six million consecutive life sentences to combat hate imo

>>41308818
they should have gassed him with zyklon b so he could know what the 6 gorillion went through

I never thought anyone here can irritate me so much. A break is needed now.

what is the best use /gigi/ could give to AI

omg this might be a fever I'm under my blankets in bed and got clothes on and still freezing my ass off
>>41308826
If you're thinking about pancakes yeah he's giving me an aneurysm even tho I know its a bit

>>41308848
ai porn of me clapping dr umar johnson’s big ol cheeks

>>41308853
You need to cuddle with bf for warmth svenona

>>41308701
Would

have you ever actually sniffed a guys underwear?

>>41308826
Bye timur, I'll miss us ;~;

>>41308935
No cause for 1, I would never build a mans ego like that.
And 2, men don't wash they ass

This gives 2 posters itt a big ol boner, me and who?

>>41308967
i paused and jerked off to the bath scene in girl interrupted

i miss when porn wasn’t everywhere

knowing i can go online and scroll through hundreds of millions of porn vids makes it boring to me

>>41308569 (OP)
Gooning is very boring and it gets old quickly. It's fun for a couple days, until it just feels boring, and the orgasm is even that pleasurable.

instead of sending thousands of young men into the meat grinder, i think diplomacy should be determined by the winners of a martial arts tournament. each country trains their chosen fighters, then they fight to the death in the arena; generating billions in pay per view money that is given as a prize to the winners. there's no downside really, aside from some fighters losing their lives.

>>41308569 (OP)
>marriage
tf is this nonsense? fuck my brains out while we're huddled together in some trench in the ass end of nowhere or get the fuck out.

>>41308984
We're both straight guys lol

I wanna do drugs

>>41309049
This is already some anime I forgot the name on netflix

This was so underwhelming

>>41309062
if i didn’t like fucking masc guys so much i would think so too

>>41309067
sounds almost like baki the grappler but then I only watch anime that's written like the ramblings of a gay man who recently escaped an insane asylum.

>>41308967
it's crazy to me how most of the time I can tell if a girl would be "hot" but everyonce in a while my het friends are unanimously against me, and I'm way off.

>>41309009
>>41309016
>>41309047
nothing is ever going to match the tumblr porn era

>>41309070
I LOVE Pink Pantheress

>>41309082
It's ok all the trannies on this site are agp

>>41309085
Yes baki is goated there different there was another one tho that was related let me find

>>41308569 (OP)
i am a veteran and the military should die because it almost killed me

Kengan ashura it’s called

>>41309063
currently listening to a coke emulator binaural and im feeling something a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jwqg0IOy4g

>>41309047
Being old sucks, small bumps fucking hurt me now and shit. I'm high key pissed about it.

>>41308569 (OP)
no, I can't take them being gone for long periods of time

>>41309111
What branch. I was in the army

>>41309088
Which girls did you think were hot that didn't get approval?

squeak inside my ass...

>>41309123
I didn't mean to reply to that post, but I masturbate like a little less than once a week, it's fun.
If I nut like 3 days in a row, by the 4th day I have to put serious work into getting a boner...

>>41309133
I wonder if that person even posts here anymore

hi

I invented squeaking...

I am never going to fucking get laid at this rate.

>>41309106
>>41309114
>Kengan ashura
the synopsis seems up my alley. I'll have to check it out next time I have some free time.

i'm a master of my craft, and i only do it for the pleasure. notoriety never interested me

>>41309070
I liked the sugababes remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLFM-bQFK5M

faggot ass bitch

>>41309164
you rang

>>41309142
Aren't you from Sweden nils? We have a horny little swedish tranny in this thread that loves riding big cocks!

>>41309169
sure did, sweetie. what took ya? you out seeing some other guys? slut

>>41309148
It’s good I recommend. Plenty of muscular men of all types

>>41309129
Like girls we knew, idk many celebrities.

>>41309200
Girls tend to be more generous than guys are in complimenting the looks of girls, but they don't really mean it. It's one of things about girls, they're not honest but they the they're doing it to be nice but it's self serving yk

>>41309223
Yeah, I'm tactful myself, but straight men are not when it's just the boys :o

not a ______ _____ fag but i'd be open to dating ______

>>41309244
Im not a big foot fag but id be open to dating amputees

>>41309244
feed and feed, chuck

>>41309148
Nta, but I put the first episode on, do the animations get less choppy? I'm hypersensitive

I hurt my hand how long do i ice it for? My thumb meat is gonna be bruised unu

Sneeds feed and seed

>>41309341
Formerly chucks :)

joyous bottom noises

>>41309179
ya im from sweden but i have a girlfriend!!!! trans girlfriend!!!! from chasergen!!!

Honest thoughts on guys with this look?

I have hiv... people just dont like seeing us hiv guys winning i won and I just can't stop winning guys

>>41309363
cuter without the mustache and mullet?

>>41308569 (OP)
god no, all of those savior wannabes are human shit

yay I redid the drawing and it doesn't look like weird shota stuff

>>41309416
forgot pic and also yeah it still looks like shit bc I can't draw, but at least you can tell they're both adults

>>41309191
thanks for the rec. I'll add it to my watch list.

>>41309324
I haven't started watching it yet because I'm trying to get this asshole to let me put his dick in my mouth. I'll let you know what I think when I start.
>>41309363
he looks like a some dogshit tankie streamer who gets really popular on social media for his bullshit political hot takes and then it comes out years later that he's been a rancid fucking creep the whole time.

meow, i'm gay >.<'

>>41309429
not on my watch
>prays heavily
cured bro (you aint sis no more)

>>41309420
Good yearnslop

>>41309429
*plaps you*
and now you're gay again

my throat hurts
sometimes i think the gypsy curses me with ailments. like she's mad i did something right so she make'a my throat hurt. like oh you're such a suck up, i bet your throat is burning with gonorrhea. fucking gypsies man.

>>41309382
How is getting hiv winning

>>41309441
what is that? yearn slop? just like something one yearns for?

>>41309444
it's a never ending cycle

>>41309363
would most guys with this look

>>41309450
Nobody said you can't win with hiv and plus getting hiv means I had sex lol jealous, incel?

>>41309456
Yes it’s good when it’s a shorter twink but not half the size of the other person

>>41309426
too far
>>41309468
would you picrel?

>>41309481
does he come with a chain whip?

>>41309473
You can have sex without getting hiv. That just means you were impulsive and stupid about it

Americans are so ugly why

>>41309460
a doggy dog world, if you will

Decided to buy Chronicles of Ivalice even though I was playing the original, so my niece could playthrough the game.

>>41309481
75 year old head + 12 year old body

>>41309481
Think so? He looks like half the insufferable brocialists I've met.

why does men care about sports so much? this always baffled me

>>41309481
yeah
>>41309515
he needs some round glasses and earrings for the full look though

>>41309426
Send him a pick of urself in sexy underwear and these emojis

>>41309521
Some are fun to play

>>41309521
it's the only time they can look at handsome and fit men touching each other without it being gay

>>41309490
no. twink abuse is illegal.

>>41309521
They are all degenerate gambling addicts so they have to watch, may as well care.
Plus there's a whole media and culture around it to get in.

Come teach my hole a lesson.

>>41309523
yeah, you're right. there's this one guy's videos that keep coming across my feed who ends every video with "I wanna eat that" and he rocks that exact combination. most punchable face I've seen in a while.

>>41309527
ha. he'd probably come over and offer to make me food or something. I've straight up offered to go down on him but he wants to "take it slow".

>>41309521
it's one of 3 socially approved things men can talk about. without it they'd be even more emotionally retarded

Giants blow ass and eagles also blow ass

>>41309521
us vs them is classic guy shit

>>41309480
it's weird bc whenever I'm with a guy it feels like he's twice my size even though he isn't
at least height wise, most guys are more than twice my size in other dimensions

>>41309558
what are the other two?

>>41309576
different shirt color bad

>>41309576
tops vs bottoms..

>>41309521
Cause it's fun to prove you're better than someone sis.

>>41309589
bottoms win

>>41309577
>>41309420
Your the most mentholly deranged pedophile I've ever met xD

>>41309589
yes that is how i view gay sex

Would you?

>>41309584
sex and work but that only comes into play if you're having sex (or able to fake it) and have a respectable job. sports is universal

>>41309605
I'm not a pedophile whatsoever
I literally sleep with guys decades older than me

inb4 small penis means not an adult
plenty of men have small penises

>>41309556
Damn, GL are you a size queen?

>>41309613
no

>>41309617
autopedophile

>>41309577
Nice nice. My ex was half a foot shorter then me and it triggered my protective instincts for some reason cause he was smaller and much weaker than me

>>41309624
small penis + no pubic hair = not an adult

>>41309643
My bisexual wrestler friend in highschool used to be protective of me, he'd stop the other boys from beating me up too bad :3

>>41309649
did you plap him?

>>41309649
Good. Smol guys need to be protected not bullied

>>41309354
Your girlfriend is from America. Are you ever going to visit her?

>>41309653
I sucked his dih a few times, but he got a girlfriend.

She stalked him and broke in our friends house to look for him at like 3am, girl was nuts

>>41309629
no. I've never really done that much with another guy, actually. that's basically his reasoning for it. it's annoying as fuck though. it's not like he has to do all this.

>>41309682
>girl was nuts
just the type the bishits love. tell me about his dick and did he reciprocate

>>41309687
Oh, how old are you? Are you verse or what?

>>41309603
no, and yes.

>>41309639
no, I get off on how big and sexy they are
cope harder

>>41309643
hot hot I love taller guys, but I'm too tall to really have a good height difference
t.5'9"

>>41309644
it's so over

>>41309649
my straight bff was like this, he'd protect me from bullies and then bully me himself. I liked it though, it was nice. ppl always said we were like a married couple

>>41309692
the tops beat and rape them, how is that losing when it's what the bottoms want?

>>41309603
Thug hunters win wdym

>>41309639
a sign of our brain rot that this is actually a thing

Kiss the sky

gay dick vs bi dick, head to head. first to cum loses

koreans are being mean to my bf and i am worried about him

what should we do

>>41309766
why? have they figured out he has no talent?

>>41309688
He was half asian and tall, like 6', with a jacked wrestler body, he was obsessed with diet and fitness and weighed like 175 or something, idk but he was super strong. He had a really handsome square face, and a cute christian boy haircut uwu

His cock had to be a little over 6" it was a lot bigger and thicker than mine, and it kind of curved up and to the side. His balls were really nice they weren't too daggy or anything.
Oh and he had white people body hair, he wasn't very hairy or anything, though.

>>41309768
you should have fucked him or make him suck your dick

>>41309767
no, because he was seen with a girl. he released an apology to his fans and he seems very sad.

this is in translation so it's a little messed up, and he is talking about a female acquaintance. a stalker took a video of him helping a girl with her bags and getting into a car with her ;__;

>>41309784
losing his fame over a beard lol

I like it when guys twist my nipples xD

>>41309791
>a beard
how was she a beard when he wasn't appearing with her in public, and was hiding

i want him to be a fag, but signs are pointing to no

>>41309800
Stop spamming this ugly creature

>>41309802
i'm worried about him sis

>>41309784
Koreans are crazzzzy who cares what an idol does

>>41309780
Um, I've only been plapped, I would only top my husband.

Anyone wanna play league? :3

>>41309807
they are so insane, i hope he listens to his american fans.

I wish I was Korean I will transition like Ollie London...

>>41309818
oli wishes he was this pretty

>>41309800
https://voca.ro/14B57X9on4f9

>>41309800
He's in his delusional bi stage where he's trying to pretend he doesn't need cock so he's trying to be with a girl. The beard is for his own purposes not the world

>>41309821
Do you ever wear lipstick

>>41309831
he always looks like wooyoung from ateez until I click the file >:/

>>41309807
This anon is part of the problem, the industry pushes parasocial attachment so all these fans get possessive, obsessive, and generally weird as fuck.

I wish had a parasocial stalker fanclub :(

>>41309833
um that is rape but i am glad you appreciate his beauty

maybe I've day I'll get over the guy I'm in love with
today isn't the day
I would give anything to just be with him again
or to go back to when we were still talking, and tell him how much I love him and how deeply I want to spend my life by his side
it's like every square inch of my body is screaming for his touch, feeling his absence as sharp as a razor
I truly would do anything to make me happy and it fucking kills me that the thing I can do for him that he seems to want most is to not be a part of his life
maybe that improves his, but it utterly destroys mine. ofc I'm respecting his boundaries, but I feel every day like I'm dying
it's just so pathetic and painful

I can't have a parasocial stalker fanclub because I'm autistic and schizophrenic

put in my bussy, if you're man enough.

>>41309812
Yikes. Imagine being a cum receptacle for a bishit

>>41309859
why do you like this guy who clearly trying his hardest to look childish and appeal to pedophiles

I would put my tongue in slayers mouth x3

>>41309868
been there done that know it's all I'm good for

>>41309821
https://voca.ro/163kNS3tVNvr

>>41309869
Autopedos recognise other autopedos

>>41309869
he is doing aegyo in that webm, it is part of korean culture, stop being RACIST
who on earth would see him and think "that is a child." he is a 6 foot tall grown man, sorry that he is also a cutiepie

>>41309844
https://voca.ro/1kBIrHLQMfZJ

>>41309884
what even is an autopedo

>>41309878
They have pills and therapy for this btw

>>41309833
ok but what happens next

>>41309859
https://voca.ro/1bmyf9g1gclV

I used to paints my nails black xD and wear guyliner its like eyeliner but its for boys and a few times I've worn lipstick but once I got called ma'm and so I stopped...

>>41309890
I'm actually trying to get off my pills, though I am still looking for a new therapist

>>41309691
I'm 21. I'm not really sure what I prefer, but this guy seems to think he's going to be on top. it doesn't sound too bad but I don't get why this has to be some long, drawn out thing when I've already said I want to. doing shit like bringing me food and coffee and cuddling isn't necessary.

>>41309906
Good luck with that

>>41309879
https://voca.ro/18j2oROaYr6Q

Slayer what would you do if I came up to you wearing this outfit and shoulder checked you and then grabbed your gf by the pussy

i'm 35 and still in the closet

>>41308569 (OP)
I am a repressed faggot and i think I like my friend.
I really don't know what to do
the gay thoughts have been bothering me for at least 6 years now and i want them gone NOW
For "reasons" I cannot be gay, I can't come out and I HAVE to suppress my homosexual thoughts
this might sound like a provocative question, but it is not and I am serious. do any of you know what should I do to like stop being attracted to my male friends? specially that one friend whom I believe I am in love with and i am on the verge of telling him that I am a massive faggot?
serious question BTW

>>41309896
he has a very cute butt

>>41309891
https://voca.ro/18PAiAXdl1rc

>>41309911
thanks, I'm kind of anxious bc the meds have really rough withdrawals even if I miss just one dose so idk how the tapering off is going to go. also, this time of year through the new year is always rough emotionally due to past events and such, but I'm just tired of being on meds I want to see what life is like au naturale or however you spell it

>>41309916
https://voca.ro/17eNo3qP1cQa

>>41309838
i hope so. but i am not a crazy korean i do not care who he wants to date or fuck.

Koreans are insane

>>41309927
would you let him keep the bunny slippers on

wow another white man who fetishizes asians also being a pedophile, imagine my shock

>>41309923
https://voca.ro/1hKe59SYYwsi

>>41309909
That sounds kind of sweet, how long has he been making you wait? You know how to prepare and all that right?

>>41309915
Yeah it made me giggle

what is ol sucky talking about tonight

How come cali posters get on right when corn state boys have to go to bed :c

>>41309922
just get it out, holding it in further is just damaging you and everyone around you
you aren't married with kids, are you? even if you are, there's plenty of other "curious" married men who can't host, on grindr just looking to "hang out" with feminine twinks

>>41309950
https://voca.ro/1m2PfbH2bDLM

>I don't like any specific type of men I'm into all men
UGGGGH! STOP IT! I HATE THIS!

>>41309957
Sorry I'm not a troon fishing for attention in gg retard

>>41309951
i don't know if you're talking about me but i don't fetishize asians i like all races sis!
look at his cute butt.

>>41309953
saying all this in public is crazy. i don't think he is that fem but he is a qtpie and has a sweet personality

>>41309807
there's some other boy group that almost imploded before they even put out an album because someone leaked photos of him smoking a cig and being in a bed with a girl and they forced the member to leave after all the fans got mad.

i like some kpop songs but the industry is shit and living in SK sounds like a nightmare for the average joe, everyone works crazy hours for no pay, everyone is doing gender war culture wars and it's not like they're cool with gays compared to like thailand or whatever so it's not like the gay scene is that great or interesting

>>41309704
> hot hot I love taller guys, but I'm too tall to really have a good height difference
Yes size difference is great especially muscular gym bro x twink pairing

need a bf with a mild speech impediment bad, it's so dang cute

>>41309986
yeah you chase trannies and fish for attention, what's the functional difference?

>>41309999
1000% agree, I dislike how basic and heteronormative it is but I just love it

>>41310006
people say they want this until their bf has rhotacism and theyre clapping elmer fudd cheeks

>>41309987
> qtpie and has a sweet personality
Arn’t these bts types basically held at gunpoint to act a certain way like it’s all artificial

>>41309987
His ass from the side is impressive there. I AM SO FLAT.

>>41309954
>That sounds kind of sweet, how long has he been making you wait?
almost a month. actually, I think it'll be a month this weekend. we make out a lot and he likes to touch me, but I can't get him to do much else. I've come close a couple of times, though.

>You know how to prepare and all that right?
yeah. I haven't worked up the nerve to try any buttstuff on my own, though. seems like it'd be weird.

>>41310008
I don't chase trannies. Attention comes to me because I'm an amazing person.

>>41310021
Just arch your back and abuse angles like everyone else.

>>41310026
But he isn't doing that. He looks skinny with a decent ass.

>>41310016
i think some are nicer than others and eventually stories do eventually get out if they turn out to be a creep or worse (burning sun scandal, one of the exo guys turning out to be a rapist, one of the NCT guys raping a girl then doing a stream like nothing happened). but i doubt anyone goes through an industry like kpop (or pop music in general) without getting exploited or doing the exploitation in some way. it's pretty much an open secret a lot of kpop stars especially before the big global boom were being used as escorts for rich people on the side. i doubt BTS were working as hookers on the side, that's more rumored about smaller companies/girl groups but still

Where have all the black men gone and where are all the poz?

>>41309984
then don’t read it dummy

>>41310035
why would any sane black person (so not Bleagle) want to post here

>>41310034
my bf has a reputation for being really nice to crew and things like that, and the other members of the group adore him.

oh no someone has an opinion i don’t approve of, time to make myself upset about it (i am very smart)

>>41310024
There's no way you are taking a dick on the first time, that would be crazy, and if you do you won't like it unu. Have you practiced blowjobs?

>>41310042
who's bleagle

>>41310042
This place needs more diversity

>>41310025
proof?

>>41310062
ive been here for too long. dont worry about it

>>41310071
What's your honest thoughts on immigration because this country was built by immigrants you know

My thoughts are immigration is needed if western nations are to survive because of plummeting birthrates

>>41310084
immigrants who wouldn't have built a thing on their own
why not say America was built by tools at that point

>>41310054
christ if that happens he might never touch me again. he already thinks I'm rushing myself.

>Have you practiced blowjobs?
not really. because a certain someone won't let me near his dick. using something just feels like it'd be awkward. like how kids kiss the backs of their hands. except with oral.

more vocaroos about how cute my bf is please thanks

>>41310071
i wish your voice wasn't so sexy and didn't make me hard

sweaty goochee

>>41310094
why do birthrates always have to be super high? we don't need more people, we need to be conscientious of the other parts of the environment and prevent humanity from stamping out entire ecosystems and species. more immigrants means more concrete and glass, smoke and pollution. the people who want more immigrants, truly, are large corporations. more immigrants means more customers which means more money to be made, with zero regard for the environment or the people already here.

>>41310094
can you switch back to your old personality circa 2021, this new one is lame

I love ketchup especially on my bawdy

>>41310071
Tops would get bored with peace

>>41310098
Ok, but hear me out, what if he has a decent cock, you're gonna gnaw that thing up :c it makes your jaw sore and tired after a bit

>>41310084
https://voca.ro/1eoiOnEUMZYB

>>41310123
No I was thinking wrong stuff back then

I would record my voice but nobody cares to listen or respond and it just makes me sad

>>41310133
https://voca.ro/15zKgXM7i5ue

>>41310103
https://voca.ro/1j2T27uqavxo

>>41309987
horny vocaroo man did you like this webm of his butt

>>41310147
https://voca.ro/1dfvDVmfZN6N

if there was some sort of program of pairing gay and lesbian couples to make agreements for sperm donation and at-home insemination with turkey baster and co-parenting, how many kids would you like to have with your assigned lesbian co-mother?

I remember one time an ex boyfriend wanted me to cook for him and I cried because it was so difficult for me because I'm autistic

I will never have a baby because i am the baby and nature is cruel for making us aged and walled

>>41310167
I had a guy I was seeing who was using me to cheat on someone else tell at me for being autistic bc I reached out to the other person to let them know he was cheating on them
and I'm not even autistic

>>41310165
ur 2021 personality

>>41310178
He yelled at you? You should never yell at autistic people that's mean...

>>41310132
>what if he has a decent cock
pretty sure he does. I managed to cop a feel the other day before he put a stop to things. he said something like "you're making this hard for me". like he's not making it hard for me, too.

>you're gonna gnaw that thing up :c it makes your jaw sore and tired after a bit
seriously? I've read a bunch of stuff online so I figured there'd be no problem. should I get a banana or something? christ this is embarrassing.

>>41310181
theyre autistic theyre not dogs they can parse tone

>>41310161
please discuss

>>41310190
If I was yelled at I would get overstimulated and all hell would break loose and I would claw at you with my sharp nails

The eagles suck gaygen

Im therian cat x3 do you guys want me to post a video of me shifting to my YouTube channel?

>>41310200
you would do that because you have vaccine injury autism. i however, have tylenol (high functioning) autism which meant i took karate classes throughout childhood and high school because i wanted to be naruto irl. i easily would defeat you in hand to hand combat and then pin you the ground and then nothing sexual would happen because im a vers top and not in the mod for right now

I miss black eagle because black eagle used to say bitchma

>>41310208
Are you from Philly too?

>>41310185
Um, idk I was a massive gooner in my teenage years, ig. So I already had dildos and vibrators to practice with by the time I had sex with a person.
It makes it easier to explore your own boundaries and what not.

>>41310178
It's so weird when someone posts a hot image in /cum/ I'm so used to these gross brown kids or ugly kpop stars
>>41310208
I want to suck Cooper Dejean

>>41310220
No I’m a texans fan I’m just watching the game

>>41310220
>>41310233
there cant be other philadelphians/tri-state here get out please man

>>41310233
> I want to suck Cooper Dejean
He gives off wigger vibes tho. Like he has a soundcloud account

>>41310181
he was upset bc he got broken up with and was blaming me for it
like no dude, you tried having sex with me and then told me after that the other person you were seeing specifically asked you to not have sex with me
I thought we were in the early stages of dating where you might see a couple guys at once to feel things out, but apparently their relationship had progressed further so I thought it was only right to let them know what he had done, if he hadn't attempted to fuck me then nothing would've happened. idk how it's autistic to say something in that situation

>>41310213
how can you tell if you're vaccine autistic or Tylenol autistic

so you guys think my bf is gay even though he was caught out with a woman?

I can't believe how good a simple bean burrito can be sometimes.

>>41310234
https://voca.ro/1ijgVntHkvEy

>>41310185
You never out a finger up there?

>>41310252
looks like poop

>>41310246
he's from iowa and went to iowa he definitely listens to country music and hick hop but he has some black friends and listens to shaboozey so sometimes when rapping along to music the nword slips out. not often like maybe once a year when he's drunk and he doesn't really mean it.

The true conflict in humanity isn't good vs evil, or left vs right, or right vs wrong. it's autists vs sociopaths

>>41310256
No not from houston it’s just the closest team to me. I’m from the part of texas all the Californians move to if that gives a hint and I think phili’s water supply was poisoned by gay chemicals like alex jones talked about it’s the only explanation

>>41310252
https://voca.ro/1i54492Qsidz

Should I do cat eye makeup

>>41310280
learn to type nigga

>>41310279
https://voca.ro/13TuFPBFn6LD

My mummy told me if it doesn't come from the ground or have a mother you shouldn't eat it

>>41310271
Kek. Many such cases.

It's been so long since I've worn underwear, they feel weird...

>>41310306
You should try to wear hello kitty underwear i did and it makes my kitty feel fierce

>>41310295
https://voca.ro/1gY3nFunqWXx

My ex boyfriend never responds to my text messages I can see that he's seen them but he doesn't reply wtf ;__;

>>41310318
https://youtu.be/aGEgw-_Ym6s

>>41310316
I like these with all the sanrio characters

>>41310224
honestly I jacked off a lot at that age too but I mostly relied on my hands and the depravity of my own imagination. that suited me just fine for a while since I was/am pretty isolated. I haven't really gotten close enough to anyone else to do much more than that until now.

>It makes it easier to explore your own boundaries and what not.
makes sense. I guess I'll need to do more than research for this to work. hopefully this helps. I'm tempted to ask him what kind of head he likes getting but that might kill him.

>>41310323
https://voca.ro/19vtGK3dxuve

>>41310247
>vaccine autistic
good with numbers, trains, WW2 history buff, STEM major, slight sociopathic and fascist impulses (genuinely levels out into general libertarian leanings with normal socialization, breeds into becoming a chud if left unchecked), listens to metal but for virtuosity/instrumentation, watches shonen anime, just gay or lesbian, if trans they're solely ftm/mtf, most of the rest of this website
>tylenol autistic
"empaths", theater kids, disney adults, conspiracy theorists, furries, often sympathetic to collectivist ideologies, listens to metal for "the catharsis", watches seinen/shoujo anime, IDs as "queer" and bisexual despite whatever their kinsey score is, if trans they use they/them or neopronouns or whatever, most of this board

>>41310334
Oof

>>41310300
I grew up here. It’s not actually bad it’s just got invaded in the last 20 years it went from weird/hippy and got flooded by techbro/silicon valley types. Also way more expensive than it was. In conclusion fuck Californians

It’s also the stupid list/articles like “top 10 places for young couples” that cause immigration

>>41310331
lmao

>>41310343
https://voca.ro/19l46Lh8I73R

>>41310359
https://voca.ro/13LowqjkYMTE

I don't wear underwear to the gym because my shorts have built in compression shorts. Such cases

>>41310359
Damn girl, you should get another man :o

I only wear underwear in pants with rough fabrics. Otherwise, I'm hangin meat.

>>41310389
>>41310402
We broke up more than a year ago but I messaged him last week

>>41310396
Make sure to grunt as loudly as possible to attract attention. It’s totally alpha bro

>>41310415
at least you can see if he got your message
my guy hasn't spoken to me in over five years and I sent him an email about a year and a half ago and can't even tell if he received it and chose to not respond, or just didn't get it
I miss him so so much

>>41310295
I been sayin

>>41310349
https://voca.ro/16L8XYN80Ry7

Basically I moved across the country to be in a relationship with him and then my schizophrenia was acting up and I was causing problems and then he suggested we be in a poly relationship and then I knew it was probably over because he was looking to date someone he'd already been talking to before I even moved back (I wouldn't have moved if id known this) so it was really traumatic for me but I thought maybe we'd still be a good match lol

>>41310415
Doubley true twin.

mind completely empty, all that's left is the instinct to get bred.

I think sometimes he doesn't likes me anymore because I'm too old walled

>>41310445
lol

>>41310436
https://voca.ro/120OepUiiQ5n

>>41310445
me when I go food shopping without a list

>>41310449
>>41310436
>fat
>psychotic
>has hiv

can you blame him for losing interest?

Because really he was always wanting to date teenagers but we were dating when I was 17 and he was 43

>>41310451
i don't feel shame for fulfilling a higher prerogative, ordained by my own dna.

why are so many in Cali like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC49bHUyB5I

>>41310459
He was willing to work with two of those but not three I dont think

if my boyfriend fills me with his essence (his genetic code) then that means i was a good bottom. because i satisfied him. that's my purpose in life, to satisfy another male and mate with him.

>>41310431
Yeah lol austin’s probably the most
liberal city in the south besides atlanta. You’d probably like dallas or north texas. I went up north for college and the cost of living was dirt cheap compared to what I’m paying now

feels like fall, on time for the first time in what feels like forever

Cold KFC boneless chicken at 5am

>>41310623
if they brought back the boneless honey bbq wings america would be made great again

>>41310594
Real. Fall is the best season imo

>>41310594
Real, for the past decade its been hot until november/december here in nyc. Suddenly this year its back to normal scheduled fall temps. Weird.

tossing a xanax into your bottom’s mouth whenever he opens it

>>41310664
what was with that period of time in like 2016-2019 where everyone was doing xanax as a party drug for some reason

Is a crime to be jorgeous!

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full

>>41309681
shes coming here!!!!! actually

>>41310648
yeah it was completely erased in the south for so long that i honestly thought it might be the new normal i hope it holds i’ve missed seasons
>>41310676
it goes really well with alcohol in small doses but also makes you want to take more since it’s the kind of intoxication where you can’t tell how fucked up you are

>>41310676
After it killed lil peep it stopped being cool.

Sometimes when I wipe its like a marker and the toilet paper is like a page and its a metifor for life

>>41310276
Close, it's actually autists vs psychotics

>>41310791
There's nothing wrong with being psychotic you know people can't actually help being psychotic its menthol illness luv

had very regular and pleasant erotic dream tonight, prolly cuz im hrt free

>>41310841
I am eating jell-o with a fork and knife!

Every nasty little jiggle makes me think of him.

shiza and pancake together in cdcs harem

>>41310879
His flat ass only jiggles with fart stink

>>41310841
Are you a top now?

>>41310841
I miss those types of dreams

Once shiza is done with his nazi arc he will convert to islam or eastern orthodoxy, mark my words