Thread 41308695

I want to seduce my transbian friend as a straight mtf.

any tips?

>>41308695 (OP)
Just ask her to hook up, most transbians will just be down with that

>>41308708
op has to send subtle cues to activate her friend’s rape instinct

>>41308729
I don't think that will work, but if it does it should be easy for her, since she's straight and would have plenty of experience seducing men

>>41308729
yes I need this.
But I am also terribly tired. Do you think she would try anything if I slept in front of her?

>>41308772
give me tips regardless

>>41308837
Bro, just ask her to fuck you. I hope you don't actually think your friend might be open to raping you given the opportunity just because she's a transbian

>>41308864
>I hope you don't actually think your friend might be open to raping you given the opportunity just because she's a transbian
but... that would be hot.

>>41308871
Well maybe if you tell her that, she'd be willing to indulge you. Unless you pick terrible friends, its the most likely way to get what you want

>>41308890
>Well maybe if you tell her that, she'd be willing to indulge you
But... that's not hot.

>>41308892
Gotta mediate what you want with what you can have, and that's the closest you're gonna get

>>41308897
you suck anon
I just wanted to see her big gock tower over my face and give me a bukkake in my sleep.

>>41308905
basednvke

>>41308905
and you suck at getting what you want. and also at being straight

>>41308909
thankies
>>41308911
uh well I guess I am penis sexual.

IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT I SWEAR IM STRAIGHT!

>>41308695 (OP)
unless you're actually into her please don't

>>41308980
>I am penis sexual
She is literally the negative stereotype of a tranny that's into other trannies

>>41309006
nta but i’m kind of ashamed about it so i do not admit it but it’s literally me

personally wouldnt mind if a tranny fetishized me for my pp but its also small and im a submissive top and trannies like op want a big dick top dom

>>41308837
is she the type that’s into ketamine at all?

>>41309025
I would be okay with a small penis because she always trys to cheer me up in bad times. My straight guy relationships have all been pretty shit
>>41309310
probably not
>>41308980
I am a bit.

>>41308695 (OP)
make a fancy meal based on tilapia

>>41310641
Do you think she'd actually do it if you rapebaited her? Sleep naked with your ass out next to her?

>>41308695 (OP)
Can't u just seduce me instead?

You should ask her for help with shaving or waxing your hard to reach areas

>>41308695 (OP)
rope tranny

>>41308695 (OP)
be nice, affectionate, and slightly flirty with her
if youre warm shell move in closer

>>41310931
>board

>>41310686
is a fish o filet fancy?
>>41310883
Are you a transbian?
>>41310992
i try too

I just wanted to make her gock hard and activate her rape instincts...

>>41310641
Aw, thats really sweet. How has she cheered you up anon?

>>41311852
yeah I'm transbian

>>41314679
hmm okay.
what are you into ms transbian?

what would turn on your rape instinct?

>>41308864
the odds are in her favor

>>41308695 (OP)
you should set yourself on fire on her porch
transbians love dramatoc displays of affection like thay

i hate straight trannies. you know that some girls are so straight it gives lesbians the ick right?

"straight" trannies are the most rapey of all transbians

>>41315243
>>41315247
>>41315253
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?

>>41315253
>>41315247
>>41315243

>>41315267
you want your friend to rape you and you don't even have the decency to call yourself a transbian because you couldn't bear to be one of the bad hons.

>>41315291
IM NOT A HON!

I pass and have been stealth for years.
My trans friends are the only ones that know I am trans.

and IM STRAIGHT I SWEAR

how did the transbian rapehon meme start because these people are invariably the most skittish and timid people imaginable

>>41315307
if you're straight then you don't see your friend as a woman which is unfair to her. you can just call yourself bi btw.

>>41315334
well you make a good point. I am bi then.

but I don't think I would suck any any other of my transbian friends gocks.

>>41315361
you don't have to want to suck every woman's dick. just like i'm sure there are plenty of moids who's dicks you don't want to touch. but going "i'm straight, i'm straight" and leaning into transphobic stereotypes about transbians is utterly disgusting. she deserves better and the sad fact is transbians are treated like such shit she'd probably settle for you.

>>41315416
don't mess with my future transbian gf i love her and want her to be mine.

>>41315434
i don't know her but if i did i'd tell her to avoid you like the plague. the sad reality is that it would most likely do little to dissuade her and she would have to experience a horrible relationship being treated like shit by you.

>>41315457
why would I treat her badly?

>>41315457
you piece of shit you want to assume everything about me just because I want her hard gock on my face.

bring it and stop hiding behind a keyboard to mess with my soon to be relationship

You have to rape her anon. This is the only way. You have to tie her down and do things to her. There is no other way to make a transbian happy.

>>41315611
i'm assuming the worst about you because you don't see her as a woman and because you think that she is going to rape you because she is a transbian. i don't want to fuck her i just hope she finds someone who treats her better than you are obviously going to treat her.

>>41315655
>i'm assuming the worst about you because you don't see her as a woman
I DO SEE HER AS A WOMAN U ASSHOLE

U BIG GAPING ASSHOLE

and yes i want her to rape me because she is hot.

> IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT IM STRAIGHT
ok

>>41315684

im in denial. she is hot but i dont want to b a transbian

yeah so figure your shit out, get over yourself, ask her out, and ask her if she is into cnc role play.

>>41315708
I'm going to do you a huge favor.

It sounds like you have a lot of stupid shit about trans lesbians stored in your brain. You are bisexual. You now have a sudden awareness that all that stupid shit about trans lesbians is just the dumb ravings of various bad actors. All that stupid shit can now exit your brain, leaving you clean and less dumb. Congratulations on being a bisexual and caring less about the sexual orientation of other human beings.

>>41315655
i just hope she finds someone better cause op sounds really annoying

>>41315741
>, and ask her if she is into cnc role play.
how can i get her to do it naturally though

>>41315742
u sound like you are just making stuff up because you just want a reason to hate me
you just want to be me with a hot transbian friend that rapes you in your sleep.

I think thats it.
>>41315772
hey shut up

>>41315803
>how can i get her to do it naturally though
thats the neat part you dont hope that helps.

>>41315841
>thats the neat part you dont hope that helps.
you suck