Thread 41310934

How's your night/morning going, and what are you doing?

This made me think of winona. Probably the face she's makes when verbally being pervy towards her and her sex arm

Link the last thread op.

>>41308569

>>41310948
bitch pls

>>41310969
You know I've never known you when you're really horny, you were always on hrt. Maybe you'll ride slayer's ding ding dong dong afterall:()

>>41310976
nope

>>41310983
Do you get horny in your ass or dick? Bottoms get ass horny.

You can quit your Zoloft now Cezery. I've got your meds in my nuts.

>>41310995
man i dont really gaf

>>41311021
oh ok. are you going to download grindr now? use it or lose it

>>41310953
ah yes my "sex arm"

>>41310841
Congrats, you are finally a real boy

thanks geppetto

I need some bussy rn fr ong no cap

>>41311084
Now tell the truth, that you like to feel like a girl

It's crazy how much this is just a blatant lcd soundsystem ripoff and also that I like it anyway
https://youtu.be/eMYf4MlYEyk

Damn this thread dead as hell
https://youtu.be/gLbfm-gcoGs

All I have to say is Rita... Rita Ora... the ting flop

if i like a dude, does that mean i'm gay

>>41311054
And your little sex hand

boy buns >.<

hasan getting cancelled for abusing his dog is so fucking funny to me lmfao

gooooooooooo mooorning vietnaaam

>>41311520
none gives a shit about some niggu

>>41311084
ehhh have we actually seen any proofs that shiza was ever on the pill.....

>>41311091
arent u a fat troon?

anyway
frohes schaffen!

The proof is in the pudding. All that hello jello

Gender BITCH i barely know her
Pop this tuck yeah That'll Show her
Feel the heat when I bend over
Cardi B I HATE that Poseur!

>>41311541
injections

>>41311566
real talk tho this img kinda slays

>>41311590
You should get into crystal light because you need it clearling!

>>41311619
no it dont

shiza sides with hasan just because he hates jews almost as much as him

>>41311786
i hate jews way more than he does lol get real

im a german bottom and almost 30
how to cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whGEMu8XqUU

>>41311856
B6

>>41311856
I found 猫 :3

I love oatmeal, grits, and porridge. Why is it always seen as "poor people's food"?

go ahead, felt me

>>41311994
*Feels you*

>>41311994
*wraps you in felt*

>>41311994
you felt fat

Got a vibrating butt plug. As soon as I figure out how to have a hands free orgasm it's over for you gays

I saw a man being mugged on the 5 train. Into Manhattan, a stealthy, tall, nimble black man rips an iPhone 17 out of an asian man’s hands leaving him with his ear phones on his head. The rest of us sat amazed and didn't step in. Two people urged him to call the police but he said, “I’m already late for work.”
$800 isn't that much of a loss anyway.

>>41312127
>$800 isn't that much of a loss anyway.
What is wrong with you americans?!

>>41312094
You just have to learn how to work your pelvic floor muscles independently from your sphincter muscle.

>>41312150
there’s nothing he can do about it so why get upset about it? the police aren’t going to do anything but take a report so he can file an insurance claim. i’ve personally known people who could show a cop exactly where their phone was via Find My and they wouldn’t even get off their fat retarded asses for that

>>41312159
this guy anals

tell he troons to rope for me pls :3

>>41312168
tranny on tranny violence, love to see it

>>41312172
hack me baby one more taim!
http://rox64jlgrdhvnoo7rinks6loqb7qjswxtdoqqi6dohfs3tjdosef5zid.onion

lol

>>41312177
why do you become so obsessed with posters here?

>>41312177
were you behind the gore spamming last night?

>>41312168
>>41312177
Idk what these pictures mean because I'm dumb, that gew guy is cooked tho

iron & steel
bronze & brass

>>41312186
dont like troons simple as
>>41312191
wat i was in the thread for a bit
>>41312196
its an exposed sql database of all the posts on lgbt since october... kinda
you download tor browser, learn basic sql via chatgpt and can search it like the archive... only there are not limits like the name has to be 4 characters to look it up

sadly, im currently to lazy to fix it up proper and if you do like a
select * from copy.lgbt;
it will try to get you the whole database with 20mb.. .which wont work...
so do a LIMIT 100 or something...

>>41312202
Yeah and you assume everyone is trans

You bitches like animu?

i never liked anything

I hate leaving unu.

There should be welfare that's only for bottoms so they don't have to work

fuck lol
the troons crashed me

>>41312232
hf

>>41312252
troons created you?!

Sniffing teenie scalp

Yesterday I found a guy within a few years of my age in my area on Grindr. Last night he seemed to have blocked me because I didn't respond immediately about when I wanted to meet. Do guys not understand if you have a life outside cooming?

Its pathetic that people itt pretend to be me all the time

I am bbc only

>>41312159
I haven't a clue what that means

fatherly erections

>>41312332
o_o

>>41312299
Were you weird?

>>41312252
I had to pump gas in the cold :c it wasn't fun.
Also that gew guy is funny.

>>41312299
well see grindr is a right now place, not a social club. most people only sign in when they're horny and ready to fuck. they're not going to be interested in long convos and waiting for you to have a life. i bet more that half of people meet within 30 mins of signing in

it’s all so pointless

>>41312332
no thanks

>>41312350
lot of gay people don’t get that grindr is for cruising not long term commitment and idk why everyone’s name is like LOOKING TO SUCK COCK RN

i can’t believe HOLE4U wasn’t the one, curse my bad luck…

grindr is how u get HIV and herpes

>>41312379
heard of prep
or condoms

>>41312384
condoms completely ruin sex. prep i cant take rn cus no health insurance and it also seems annoying

>>41312384
Condoms don't stop herpes, just saying.
The only thing that stops herpes afaik is physically checking them for lesions, and even that is 100%.

>>41312399
Isn't*

>>41312350
I thought that was sniffies
On Grindr I usually chat for a bit before meeting up. Most of the people I chat with have lives and I respect that

>>41312393
>condoms completely ruin sex
cut american moment
>no health insurance
american moment

>condoms completely ruin sex
lol

>>41312408
lol

just saying i dont want a piece of rubber in my mouth

>>41312408
I mean sometimes they say "good morning/afternoon" with their first message dick pic...
And sometimes I'll send a "going fine hows yours?" When I return the favor.

>>41312345
Not particularly. I just wasn't online for most of a day so I couldn't respond

>>41312409
i am american lol

>>41312299
many gays are mentally ill.. they think you're playing around if you don't respond within 5 minutes or they aren't serious about meeting so they block you because they rather fantasize about you than take action

open grindr, first message is from GH SUCKER. it reads “have you ever visited a gloryhole?” this is the one right guys

if i have a medical emergency righr now my life is basically over because you arent supposed to be able to afford any health care without insurance

do you keep your phone and Grindr on while at the gym?

>>41312358
milking daddy dicks is so enjoyable though...

>>41312465
I put my phone on the loudest setting so everyone can hear my Grindr notifications and aren't sure if their phone or someone elses

>>41312454
The US has some world class doctors but a terrible system. Even doctors and nurses hate health insurance companies because they can be so annoying to work with.

>>41312465
i'm only on grindr if i'm looking to fuck. if i was in the gym i would be exercising.

how many of you have porn on your phone of you getting fucked or topped?

guys on grindr are just so charming lol

the russian maffia controls gaygen

>>41312490
Mr pancakes talking to himself

>>41312490
dude i would scream and throw my phone into the nearest highway if someone sent me that

>guy messages me on grindr, being really chatty
>Whatever I'm still getting ready, anyway
>Drying off from the shower
>No new messages?
>Message one of the other 20 guys that sent cock pictures
>Drops his pin without a fight
>Driving over to get plapped
>Chatty guy from earlier is back in my DMs now

Like what choice does he have other than to block? You wanna chat snd not fuck all week?

>>41312486
I've never felt comfortable asking a top if I could film, but I've filmed myself masturbating quite a bit.

>>41312502
i think most people are fake profiles
plus half the people on grindr dont even want to meet
at all

>>41312502
tell him you're getting plapped, maybe he'll want seconds

>>41312508
post it

>>41312511
I can't help if I'm too anxious to meet guys 90% of the time

>>41312486
none atm but usually, i greatly prefer jerking off to things i’ve done over porn

>>41312516
then stop using it. imagine going into a restaurant every day to sit down and then running as soon as the waiter takes your order

Got bred by the Mormon daddy riding on top with Twin Peaks pilot in the background and I learned he has an ex wife and kids and is a family member of a late celeb. Whew.

>>41312529
mess. did you cum handsfree

>>41312523
I have been in that situation too
and occasionally I do have the nerve to meet up with a guy so it's not like I never meet guys

nothing is worst than hooking up with a guy, having a great time together, and then he's back on the apps 30 minutes after he left, makes me feel useless lol

>>41312535
no I worry too much about getting the top off

>>41312551
well so were you though…?

>>41312529
the way you describe these sexual encounters is so weird, is he telling you about his wife and kids during sex? creepy

>>41312523
This is sending me

>>41312515
what are yous opinions on body hair?

Pinche culero

>>41312563
no I have an alt phone/account i use to see who is lying lol

>pull out
>PPFFTFPPFPFPFPF
>he exclaims "chat is this real"
>*vine boom*

>>41312502
>Drops his pin without a fight
This seems kinda sketchy

>>41312564
He reminded me afterwards and it’s hot

only thing gays love more than bisexual cock is straight cock

>>41312578
you should ask him who in Utah killed Charlie Kirk, it was mormons who then covered it up

>>41312560
we should fuck, pity you're too far away

>it’s hot
lol

>>41312633
Literally took fertile seed it’s hot af

Drinking an Oreo milkshake now while he dozed off lmao

>>41312648
that's mentally ill but at least you own it

>>41312652
were you wearing the cage. also post his pp

me and the bitch I pulled by being autistic

>>41312658
It’s all just for fun why not go along with it

>>41312664
lmfao

>>41312576
I mean there might be a few messages back and forth, but I usually get what I want by telling them to drop a pin.

>>41312665
i expect it's more fun for the guy with cum in his ass

been off The Apps for about 7 months now and I haven't met any gay person ~~naturally~~. Should I redownload grindr? hinge? Just thinking about getting ghosted again makes me want to kms

>>41312663
dozes* nah but I was wearing something cute. never got a guy off riding in my history it’s a big W

>>41312674
>met any gay person ~~naturally~~
why did you think you would?

>>41312675
post something cute (and hole)

i turned dan back into a bottom

He also got big $$$$. We can ride this high thru the weekend

>>41312677
uhhh idk. I like in the gayborhood for my area, but I only see the same people I already know

>>41312683
Money is all you care about :/

>>41312674
Are you hot? Do you have a job? Do you have friends?

>>41312687
Money is all broke losers care about, I want a guy that's hot, sweet, paints warhammer figs or some other nerd shit, has kids from his exwife, and spoils me with his money.
Not JUST money.

>>41312689
No
Yes
Yes

>>41312681
maybe some other time gonna curl up next to him and pass out

>>41312687
no they also have to be hot and smart

>>41312684
shocking

>>41312704
tease

>>41312704
>no they also have to be hot and smart
you're incredibly shallow :/

what are bottom pills?

>>41312714
I don’t have time to get into philosophies but you should value yourself and the experience you offer and share it with powerful people to steal their essence

>>41312719
finasteride prolly

>>41312703
I've had a lot of luck on the elevators and in the cafeteria at work, the elevator is nice because it might just be you trapped alone with another gay for a few floors.

I've been flirting with this cute guy from another department that I met on the elevator :3
And one of my work besties set me up with a nurse in ICU, but he turned out to be weird and have a drinking problem, so we only went bowling a couple times.

And my straight friend's girlfriends have been good at getting me first dates, but I kinda learned not to, because I don't drink and he's a bar guy, which means his hoes is bar gals, which means their gays are bar gays :c

>>41312729
Despite 95% of my coworkers being male, I do not know of any that are gay :[
I also don't drink so I feel you on that. Feels like all the gay social stuff designed to meet people (incl. gay sports) are filled with alcoholics

>>41312728
why would bottoms need that? sorry i'm dumb

>>41312762
what am i gonna grab if the bottom is bald

anyways the curve is insane riding is about the only way I could take it and I learned he’s Hispanic just took an ex husbands last name so him being uncut makes sense in hindsight I mean wtf fantasy.

>>41312739
Yeah, if you're in a masculine energy work place you're cooked. When I did electrical work I got no play as well, despite being alone with big construction workers all the time -_-
Get a gayer job

>>41312766
their dick

>>41312787
interesting technique, which way do you have to bend it to make them arch more

>>41312787
Don't touch my dick while you're in me, please, it'll make me cum unu

>>41312795
me standing, them on their back with legs up and dick stiff like a joystick
>>41312802
good

accidentally putting your bottom in reverse and careening into a 7-eleven at 60mph

>>41312810
I prefer to cum without touching it unu

chia seed enema ;3

>>41312827
Turning your bussy into a chia pet?

>>41312823
i like touching dick, fraid we're not a match

>>41312842
Tops are selfish

>>41312856
you're the one who won't share his dick. sharing is caring mate

>>41312827
You ain't never had no chia pet pussy! What the hell? You're just makin' a mess!

>>41312677
Heteros constantly advice homos that we shouldn't search for a boyfriend and that we should let it happen "naturally" (they don't know that 60% of gays are single), no surprise he subconsciously fell for their lies.

I hurt my hand yesterday and it's all swollen and painful still :'c
No bf to bitch to, and my bestie is being mean unu


>>41312874
I just don't want to be finished off with it unu everyone likes their dick touched...

>>41312886
>Heteros
stopped reading right there. do you take fashion advice from the blind too

>>41312902
>everyone likes their dick touched
lol

>>41312923
/mtfg/ if you don't

>>41312902
>everyone likes their dick touched...
IF ONLY

I miss blegma

*waves as 90% of the posters leave*

need a hung top to fuck away my constipation

>>41312944
why don't you go to Cardiff and show them how much you miss them

pedo thread

Forgiveness isn't something you have to do, it's a byproduct of knowing thyself.

>>41313022
>Forgiveness isn't something you have to do
except it is

>>41312917
I don't care about fashion and I don't know any blind

What are you doing today? I'm thinking about walking my dogs.

Just incase, no one wants to see a hair manlet cum hands free, right?

>>41313088
i want to see a hairy manlet cum handsfree

>>41313088
everyone would like to see this

>>41313064
if we're all Gods there is nothing to forgive

>>41313111
typical

>>41313088
I do

back on hinge cringing at all the dumb shit men say with no shame at all. i'll be single forever

>>41313116
Like what. For me it’s any emoji use it makes me want to vomit for some reason

>>41313130
:3

>>41313143
No that is fine I mean the yellow or devil emoji is so cringe

I can believe anyone would like this, gay men are filthy unu

litter.catbox.moe/ruq7zusmlgmbq4gg.mp4

odds take some broncaid you'll be fine
evens call her

>>41313158
god i fucking hate you. i wish i could cum like that

>>41313158
this is what you consider hairy? also where's the moans

>>41313130
Speaking of charming men on dating apps, I'm starting to wonder if I should give these creepy 60y/o guys a shot.
The begging and pleading is kind of romantic, like Romeo and Juliet vibes uwu men actually SHOULD be on their knees begging me for bussy.

>>41313185
only if they're bottoming

>>41313178
This was filmed a while back, I was trying to keep it down because of my at the time roommate, sorry :c

>>41313170
Just learn to work your pelvic floor muscles and sphincter independently.

>>41313193
Ew, do boomer bottoms pay for dick? Is this a glimpse into my own future?

you ever have someone in your life that tries to help, but just ends up making things worse?
this morning, my mother's like let me make you coffee, sweety. there's no use fighting her, she just gets mad if you do. what does she do? she puts the lid on the carafe upside down so it clogs the dispenser and the coffee over flows from the top.
atleast i got one cup out of the mess...

>>41313207
post hole

>>41313214
Ungrateful, mama successfully made you 1000 cups of coffee and slips up one time and you start rage posting? Did you even help her clean?

>>41313216
My hole isn't for random anons on the internet, it's for random gen x and older millenial locals only.

About to turn 28 and I'm not a fan of having a job. Should I move back home with my parents and be a NEET? Idk why neets always seem so sad

>>41313185
Kek. I don’t think that’s how Romeo and Juliet goes, but ig it’s good for validation. I wouldn’t respect someone that puts me on a pedestal right off the bat

>>41313226
lame

>>41313228
Because being dependent on your parents sucks worse than having a job.

>>41313235
Somethung tells me he's not interested in respect so that should be fine.

>>41313220
>>the keurig successfully made you 1000 cups of coffee
ftfy
the day the keurig goes down it's like they completely forgot how to use to old school carafe.
it's a control thing for her. she'll do things because she wants to feel in control. she'll have manic episodes where you just get out of her way unless you want a fight.
more times then not she'll do you a favor and in doing the favor she breaks or ruins something. like oh sweety let me wash your clothes! shrinks your clothes. runs dry clean only clothes through the washing machine and dryer. doesn't read any of the handling instruction. but of you say anything, you're the bad guy because she was just /helping/.

Should I workout‽

>>41313245
i pay them to live with them so my mother doesn't have to work and she doesn't appreciate any of it. no amount of money can satisfy her. no amount of chores completed. there's no winning. cleaned the entire main floor yesterday. vacuumed. mopped the floors. scrubbed the toilet and shower. nothing. not even a thank you. instead i get the passive aggressive, let's open the dishwasher and just leave it all pulled out. why open it when you aren't going to unload it? just leave it for when i get home from work if you're not going to do it.

>>41313255
Oh lame, i had both, but split. I've never seen my mom clean a thing in my life, but she was an alchy and would flip out and throw week long fits about percieved sleights like interrupting her or leaving something somewhere. My grandma had me most of the time though, and she was an angle and a great homemaker.
I have no clue how she birthed my mom

why is this general as well when gay applies to gay women as well?

>>41313285
hate to be the one to break it to you but your mom was probably molested

>>41313290
The word lesbian exist

I hate women :)

>>41313285
the reason you're mother is a monster and your grandmother an angel is because your grandmother spoiled your mother. she made your mother the monster she is. so for as nice as grandma may be. she's the reason your mother is a monster.

>>41313158
neat

>criticize a woman for acting shittily
>people assume you're a sexist patriarchal pig
if they could just be a little bit integrous it wouldn't be like this. maybe stuff the maxipad down the toilet was a bad idea, you clogged the toilet, and you need to take responsibility for it instead of pointing the finger at everyone else.

republicans are the party of women because they point the finger at everyone else and never accept blame for any of their bad behavior
democrats are the party of men because no matter what they did or how well, their wife is never satisfied.

I AM A WOMAN

>>41313158
moan next time and get into it, wtf.. you're too quiet when you cum

>>41313369
ywnbaw

i just watched that hollywood Speed Racer movie by the watchowski troons and it was pretty fucking good honestly

Everything oké

have you guys ever heard of the devouring mother? it's when the mom tries to instill things like learned helplessness in their child. like oh i heard you lost two grand gambling so i'm going to poor water on your tv to break it to teach you a lesson like the value of saving or having an emergency fund. well. maybe if you didn't break my tv deliberately, then i wouldn't need a new one. how 'bout that? i don't want your second hand tv so you can claim saviorhood. like oh i'm so great! i swooped in to save the day and got you a new tv! i want you to not deliberately break my tv in the first place because you think i'm too stupid to know what you get into when i'm not around.

lol

>>41313386
I can't hold it back when I'm actually getting a good noodling, I'll post something better later or tomorrow when I'm not at work.

>>41313358
do it too

>>41313358
Thanks queen, big fan :3 I like your fiery spirit and how you talk down to the tops itt.

"crocktoberfest" work event. Had to read it twice, I thought work was about to be fun for once...

>>41313314
there are gay women, but no lesbian men?

>>41313442
my mom tried to make me her perfect husband

>>41313496
lesbian is a political identity, not a sexuality. gay women are just gay. homosexuals.

>>41313314
>>41313496
Learn your queer history.

"The poet Sappho of Lesbos (or Lesvos) lived in 600 B.C. Sappho was an intellectual and poet who wrote many love poems to other women. Although much of her poetry has been destroyed by religious fundamentalists, the few poems of Sappho that remain speak clearly to her love and infatuation with women"

Lesbians are gay, but the word lesbian is a slang term derrived from ancient gay art hoes.

>>41313442
dude, stop gambling

>>41313496
Essentially yeah males can’t be lesbians. There is LG in lgbt for a reason

when my mom gets mad at me for publically shaming her for her bad behavior she spams the board with shit like this:
>>41313505
>>41313498
>>41313500

>>41313464
no way fag

>>41313512
sex symmetrism is the jew's worst invention good god

>>41313442
It's like the active opposite of dry begging, but malicious.
I'm gonna start doing this with my roommate. He doesn't flush the toilet or turn the lights off at night, how do I ruin his life to quietly signal that instead of just talking to him?

>>41313522
why? what's the difference between blowing two grand on a vacation to jamaica and blowing two grand on black jack? there isn't any. you're just mad because i spent it on myself and you felt entitled to my money.

>>41313553
Gambling is bad dude. A vacation to jamacia or tahiti would be nice

>>41313077
Hot picture. Walk the dogs or their disappointment will be immense. I'm probably going to play Genshin

>>41313547
ask him to di shit you could do yourself and when he doesn't, become increasingly more passive aggressive. like ask him to take out the kitchen garbage. when he doesn't, put the whole can in his bedroom.

>>41313553
gambling is a scam, might as well just throw that 2k in the trash next time, bitch

>>41313561
for me a vacation overseas is a significantly larger headache than it needs to be. i'd rather stay home and play genshin. you can judge me. just means you're an asshole.

>>41313581
dude, you spent 2k gambling on genshin of all things?!

>>41313262
Yes and post your body once you're built I love show offs

gacha is proof that asians are even better at being jews than the jews...

>>41313581
Do you get bored of lack of variety though or not yet

>>41313606
does that mean you want to eradicate asians too now?

Hi. It's me Troye Sivan. My friend Michael told me to post here. I'm not in Australia right now.

>>41312703
Got up thirsty and needing to pee and almost died getting out of bed like I need daddy’s warmth. I need more of his cum.

>>41313616
nope, ppl retarded enough to get gachad deserve it

>>41313454
you better scream

>>41313409
It's pretty great! I saw it in theaters and thought it was average at first. But it's a good movie. And the Wii game was the best because of the car-fu. Nintendo needs to make an F-Zero / Speed Racer crossover.

>>41313581
No wayyyy, this is the story behind your post the other day?
I'm not going to tell a grown man how to live his life, but the reason gambling is bad and degenerate is because it consistently leads to worse and worse outcomes. It won't ever satisfy you, you could gamble away Musk's net worth and it won't do anything but numb you for a duration.
If my mom was breaking my shit to teach silent petty lessons I would probably go crazy and search for copes, too though, so it's hard for me to mock you.
But I do recommend you start trying other things, and maybe get some help.

>>41313571
i'd gladly put it into the house, but my mother freaks out. like, because she couldn't install a new countertop herself. she assumes i'm equally retarded. are you kidding me? i could've spent that two grand and fixed our bowed laminate countertops with a butcher block replacement. you take you measurements. use the church friends table saw. pry bar to pull up the old on. some silicone to hold the new counter top in place. easy. no, they act like i'm retarded and incapable so fuck it. don't get your panties on a twist because i c6'd a character in genshin when you told me i wasn't allowed to invest in home rennovations. don't tell me to leave and get my own. if i do that, we're done. i don't wanna hear you crying when you can't afford a home health aid when i was willing to do it for you myself.

>>41313650
honestly, it sounds like everyone in your family has bpd

>>41313624
no one is really gay here that's why they don't even know who you are

what country would you go do buttsex in?

hard mode: no south africa

asians have brown nipples

>>41313650
kek

>>41313632
i'm probabaly the only one who never believes any of your made-up hookup stories :/

>>41313670
japan

>>41313670
some latinx place...

>>41313656
my mother's bipolar 2. sometimes it's like taking care of a petulant child. the worst is when people don't know that about her and they assume she's an angel as she glazes over all the horrid shit she does on the low. she talks mad shit about me with her friends. like ma. i'm gay. get the fuck over it. i'm probably never going to get married or find a serious monogamous relationship because gay men are terrible at intimate relationships. just let me take care of you as you get old and show some appreciation instead of trying to run away. she acts like i'm going to do the shit she does to me to her because she can't accept that i'm a bigger person than her.

Ugh. I don't know where my Racer X car is.

>>41313685
post syringe
i dont believe u

>>41313687
ur such a roastie

>>41313692
My childhood friends bisexual abusive dad was also obsessed with speed racer collectibles... Hmmmm

>>41313705
attention whore!
>>41313697
u liek chinks
i liek twinkz

the only polish I know is nail polish

>>41313624
post hole

>>41313682
I’m not larping I made that one closeted and married Mormon cum inside with me on top like whaaaa

>>41313670
Mexico

>>41313158
tested and proven handgrip...

>>41313650
Which character did you c6?

>>41313724
dan, is your hole even all around?
like i don't like missionary cause it rubs me the wrong way...

>>41313614
stfu troon

>>41313712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

>>41313733
barbara

>>41313015
where

>>41313733
isn't obvious? the fairy.

i'm not gay, but i want a bf

>>41313563
Yeah. A walk would be nice right now. I like the way the scenery looks this time of day. So far I'm doing laundry and cleaned half the bathroom. Been re-watching the Vh1 "I Love" series.
>>41313603
Can do, babe.

tired of shiza's impact

I'm bbc only...

>>41313614
as you get older you'll come to find comfort in stability and routine. people that want to go on vacation are those that cannot accept where they're at in life so they feel the need to escape or take a break.

>>41313746
post needles lol
u too schizo to get it
u just got fat never on roids

>>41313761
I have news for ya. That means you’re gay

>>41313758
i remember when this game had an artstyle lol

>>41313777
stfu troon im at pc in a minute

>>41313774
Chat is this real

>>41313785
it literally never had one...

>>41313728
Well the prostate is in front, so you have to be able to curl your finger towards it... God is cruel for not giving backward hands to the gays.

>>41313794
lets trade pole for cards kek

Yt boys dont stand a chance...

>>41313775
>people that want to go on vacation are those that cannot accept where they're at in life

Sounds pretentious trips can be fun. What’s wrong with going on a cruise

>>41313801
aldi is mid, it's lidl or go home

>>41313801
Yay omg paw patrol and it has chase AND marshall

>>41313801
You guys have aldi in ukraine? :o

>>41313777
no, i'm a gender confused wolf who had a spell (a curse) cast on me by an evil witch, and the only way to break the spell is to kiss another male

>>41313758
I can't believe your mother crashed out because you paid tribute to a fine piece of meat who is spooky themed during spooky season. Flins is perfect and you have great taste, your mother is a deeply ill individual with limited reasoning abilities and is the cause of her own distress

Do you want to top or bottom for Flins?

>how to know mom is manic:
>she makes the whole box of pasta instead of just enough for two people so you end up wasting a ton of pasta because she was too lazy to measure it out as she just dumps the whole box in.
god forbid we act reasonably or responsibly. like i can make my own coffee. instead she just made a mess for me to clean up. if you call her out on it, she's like if you don't like it, then leave.

imagine all the worst characteristics in an ignorant maga karen. that's my mother in a nutshell.

>>41313839
omg your mom sounds just like idubbbz wife anisa jomha! she too is a horrible cook with bpd!

>>41313809
what's the point of going on a cruise? going on a cruise is equally pretentious from a different perspective.

here's the reality: you're a judgemental asshole. who cares how other people spend the money they wirk hard for. you wanna make the call? you go do the work for it. if not, stfu and mind your own business.

>>41313796
nah, mon, liyue and inazuma era was ugly but aesthetically coherent, fontaine onwards is a completely different direction and natlan is just nosedive bullshit

>>41313839
The more you journal the nature of her pathology the more I want to bone you so that resentment can be harnessed into energy for cumming. Otherwise the stress is just stress

>>41313839
just put it in the fridge you silly nigga?

>>41313828
The himcess and the frog
>>41313863
A cruise is not pretentious you are using the word wrong. Also gambling you can spend money and not get what you want it’s dumb to resort to whataboutisms when you can legitimately just burn money away and get nothing in return

>>41313832
bottom for flins. i want him to princess carry me like we're ciel x sebastian.

Baa baa black sheep has you any wool yes sir yes sir three bags full

>>41313907
This makes me feel so uncomfortable, I hate it.

>>41313907
is that bill cosby?

why can't i have a pet nautilus?

>>41313894
i don't think you understand me as a person. i see a cruise as burning money in a bonfire the same way i see playing roulette as throwing money im the fire. i don't value money the same way as othee people. i value things like character and integrity over money. or like time. time is more valuable than money. no amount of money can get me back the christmases or thanksgivings that i missed out on spending with people i care about.

>>41313918
I dont know

>>41313932
It's very much giving pickmesha

>>41313902
Omg I love that anime I wish I was alois trancy xD

>>41313670
Cape Verde

tfw becoming an adult and faced with the startling revelation that the U.S. isn't all powerful and has no culture

>>41313959
anon turns 12 years old

>>41313959
Canada has a culture... but its being erased by indian colonization

Legit they are moving the indian upperclass here and leaving born Canadians homeless 0_0

>>41313647
Are you a big dragonball nerd? I've watched DB through Z like 4 times and read it a couple :x

I really like when android 16 gives the speech about the birds to Gohan, it makes me ugly cry reliably.

thoughts on tranjeets?
>>>/pol/518532856

all my money is being evaporated
all my stocks are down
i am going to have to give blowies to old dudes on grindr for shelter

>>41313990
Hijra...

Honest thoughts

>>41313869
>aesthetically coherent

The first 4 regions felt set in distinctly feudal periods for all their respective cultural inspirations, but Fontaine forward committed to steampunk logic magically powered technology as a focus and took fashion inspiration from modern streetwear. Each region's style is coherent, they even have identifiable distinct footwear. Fontaine had heels, Natlan sneakers. I can tell looking at a character what their region is. You feeling like the immersion is broken because you have a sense of anachronism from your idea of what should exist when in the same world is your problem for thinking of Teyvat as Earth, it's only inspired by us. Visually Genshin has always looked like Genshin and used the same design principles, people act like Lauma is gamebreakingly lewd but characters like Fischl and Mona dressed in the same basically naked but covered style from the start. Genshin always had an ancient but significantly more technologically advanced destroyed civilization as part of the world building, you were never supposed to think it was a medieval fantasy style game. It's always leaned towards the exotic, trying to offer worlds as different as possible that you explore, since your whole thing is you're The Traveler

>>41313997
At least you'll be getting housed, I've sucked dick for limited edition plushies...

It can always be worse :3

>>41314008
how big is your dick?

>>41314016
7ft

>>41314008
Would

>>41313902
I bet he'd cum huge loads in you over and over again sweetly and attentively

When someone puts their foot up to my dick its actually the length of their foot usually

>>41313902
wait aren’t you baku’s grooming victim lmfao

Jk lol xD my dick is smol and cute but its bigger then a lot of guys I've been with so I would say I'm average/above average

>>41314038
no. i'm the reason he's too scared to post here with his trip on anymore.

>>41314013
I would suck a dick for plushies too :3 I wish I could suck a dick and get labubus... :(

>>41314048
ah now the story makes sense

>>41314008
This outfit
>or this outfit

new:
>>41314063

>>41313762
Sounds cozy, I like stretching my legs between routine tasks, divides up the tasks in my head as before I took a walk and after I took a walk stuff. I just bought pumpkin spice scented floor cleaning solution to make my home feel like fall. I want to kiss that baby on the tummy

>>41313959
The US is multicultural. Different fads and trends pop up in different regions, then spread across the nation. And the US has now lost a lot of its power due to Trump destroying trust with allies and trying to weaken NATO.
>>41313985

"Gohan, let it go. It is not a sin to fight for the right cause. There are those who words alone will not reach. Cell is such a being. I know how you feel, Gohan. You are gentle; you do not like to hurt. I know because I, too, have learned these feelings, but it is because you cherish life, that you must protect it. Please, drop your restraints. Protect the life I loved. You have the strength. My scanners sensed it. Just let it go."

>>41313812
u ritart?
>>41313810
aldi original discounter prinzip!!!!1
>>41313811
post poles