Thread 41318528

Quote of the day: In order yo be number one you gotta be odd, remember that twin.

Qott: What you got going on in your life?

Previously: >>41315345

[spoiler]>>41318531
i don't want to i want to get fucked
>>41318534
>>41318535
im not
>>41318538
i want one!

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott
Got estrogen implants

https://youtu.be/M5zXRxwDtY0?si=17cXW-TJf0s3JYh2

:)

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott
Nothing. Not a single damn thing.

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott
Not much it's been downhill since she left tbphwy
Gonna get back on psychiatric meds, I gotta do something different

I wish I was a normal female so I could dress up for Halloween

https://youtu.be/HIV3sEJmIZ0?si=hta3fxT0H2WrZy_V

>>41318609
just do it if you want

>>41318559
chicken flavor

>>41318609
Trannies cosplaying is like half the appeal though

Why do trans women fear me so much
I find it weird that i dont have any problems with FtMs or cis women but just MtFs only

30 yo trannies <3

>>41318614
Male body

Trannies > 32/2 + 7 <3

is quartet girl here? :3

https://youtu.be/d8ejuvP0Z9o?si=tw8vernYKnU6ucqJ

>>41318635
i mean same but imma still do something think :x you gotta have fun where you can

just found 100 bux in bitcoin on a random directory that i was gonna delete

>>41318646
Rosewood Rosewood Rosewood. Do you have free time rn

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott: What you got going on in your life?
Got a lot going for me. Gotta balance discipline and being kind to myself to follow through on all my wins. With a healthy dose of good wise judgement.

>>41318609
Same

ANY CHASERS WANT TO VC ON DISCORD RIGHT NOW I'M REALLY FUCKING DRUNK AND BORED AND I HAVE A NICE VOICE hellooooo_43027

>>41318660
no. no amount of internet tranny attention will bring me peace

>>41318651
whats up?

>>41318669
NIGGGA ANSWER MY QUESTION

>>41318667
boy it's not for attention it's for conversation i'm sooooo bored and i don't know any internet ppl to call on the phone

>>41318676
im practicing guitar rn whats up

>>41318667
Internet tranny attention has brought me peace
But that's just the prelude to just fucking your shit up, so you're wiser than I

>>41318687
nvm. you dont have freetime then. bitch ass nigga

>>41318677
let me add you to a server we can get a VC party going

I've never actually gotten my dick sucked from the back. I wonder what it's like.

>>41318733
it would be extremely painful

>>41318528 (OP)
my childhood best friend (whos married) just tried to hook up with me :(
how do i handle this, i dont think i can stay friends with him and it sucks

>>41318733
Im so sorry. You deserve better than this.

made a friend today
his name is hasan

>>41318748
LOL

>>41318733
Need a tramsgender gf whom I can pressure into eating my ass by simply pushing her head down while shes gobbling the nuts

>>41318743
uuuu
>>41318747
Thank you
>>41318746
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

>>41318748
You're pretty racist for a black

I just want to be free.

>>41318756
>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
i dont fuck married men

>>41318762
I meant for him. He was just playing the odds

i let married men fuck me

Is it evil to be attracted to trannies?

>>41318770
Yes

If, hypothetically, I wanted to start a susw hustle where I pretend to be skeleton human pet. Cat/dog. For a day. No sex. How would one list such a service

>>41318767
Its girls like you that give me hope that even if I marry a cis woman I can still get what I want

>>41318760
black wolves cant be racist

>>41318770
Only if it's for evil reasons

>>41318766
i lost respect for him, cheaters are scum

>>41318790
Aimbotsisters… How do we react to this?

>>41318775
Still need an answer
Reddit?
Here?
Dating apps?
Craigslist?
Social media?

This was not for nothing
It just hurts for now

Cis wife and a tranny mistress is the modern american dream

>>41318803
idgaf

>>41318790
It's just some fun jfc

It’s all for nothing. I probably deserve it for every sin I committed.

Why are trannies so much more open to cheating than regular women

>>41318828
the need for constant reassurance

>>41318810
Gaf enough to reply babe

Mods are asleep post things that are incomprehensible to zoomer trannoids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvsTmKzR-jM

>>41318828
validation my bad

>>41318767
Chaser btw

>>41318819
?

>>41318828
I don't know but we love them for that

>>41318844
He's just trying to mess around. He can probably compartmentalize it.

>>41318840
Unironically many such cases
Just ask LB

>>41318859
cool im going to go fuck him rn and facetime his wife while im riding him

Hermes on Futurama keeps getting cucked by that Jamaican guy. its kinda sad

>>41318869
Hot

>>41318869
That's fucked up to do without his consent

>>41318872
Do not refer to my nigga barbados slim as that jamacian guy

>>41318869
Why do trannies always wanna ruin mens lives

>>41318877
>>41318890
>sarcasm
god i hate you retards so much

Can't even cheat on your wife and get some side tranussy without some mouthy fucking troon trying to get you caught

>>41318872
so much cuck shit in futurama, why are nerd writers so obsessed with it

>>41318528 (OP)
Kanye fucks trannies too

She got that Louisville slugger on her

>>41318921
Feminism has given modern trannies too much power
Trannies 20 years ago would never think of telling the wife or they'd be killed

>>41318928
Seems like it’s in American Entertainment in general.
>Walter White cucked
>Rick Grimes cucked
>Family Guy cucked
>American Dad cucked

>>41318609
yeah :(
my body is too fucked up for that

>>41318884
Same energy

Gock on the 'log

The joker explaining how he got his scars and it was from trying to suck Ada Rook's gock

>>41318928
It allows for a character to get background story without really changing where they are. Like if a character on Futurama got happily married it wouldn't be the same show.

>>41318968
Thanks for reminding me about that massive hog

>QOTT
Life is good :)
Currently babysitting a retard who underestimated an edible. Pic related.

I need a job so bad I don't wanna take out a loan in a few months for hrt. And also rent thats important ig

>>41318968
why are so many trans girls gross looking, this bitch looks like she smells

>>41318942
rick grimes being the ultimate cuck sucks so hard because he’s so hot and cool

>>41318979
It's an impressive hog
>>41319016
Commit suicide

>>41318528 (OP)
Bought the materials for phase 2 of the trench project and thanksgiving is this weekend

Also chilling with my friend tonight

>>41318942
It's just reflecting real life
The majority of men I know have been brutally cheated on
People write what they know

>>41319019
both those guys are

>>41319026
jdm needs to bulk up a bit, then he’ll be a top daddy

>>41319016
Ladies, if you look remotely like her and have a smell about you please mail me a letter

>>41318942
Cheating is like the one of three interesting things that can happen in a relationship. It's tv entertainment.

>>41319022
>Commit suicide
get accutane or wash your face smelly

If getting cucked is tv entertainment, i guess im not the audience. shucks. ill stick with my weebslop

>>41319022
>Commit suicide
im not that anon obviously but what is the appeal of ada rook besides looking a little clocky?
(i know clockiness appeals to the gayer end of the chaser spectrum)

>>41319047
She's a living contradiction (cutie vs 7 inch shower meat mallet)

>>41319006
is there an amazon warehouse near you? those guys hire everyone on the spot even felons. they also do that because it has a high turnover rate. its slave work and they track every single thing you do. but if you’re desperate for money, it’s the way to go

>>41319046
Lol nobody ever gets cucked in that

jap cartoons don't have a lot of cucking. excerpt that time yamcha was cucked forever by Vegeta,
like damn imagine being a badass cool guy with your own gang and you get the hottest richest woman on the planet and then she leaves you for a fucking alien who was going to destroy earth and also he's a prince.
then after that you're just a back ground forever hanging out with a turtle and a 200 year old man

>>41319064
so its primarily penis attraction and even further on the homosexual end of the chaser spectrum than i anticipated.

>>41319068
only a very small handful of anime is cuck stuff. my cutesy slice of life slop doesnt have that

>>41319070
Naruto being cucked by Sasuke is like half the show too. I think you guys are forgetting how much this is a theme in all shows forever. It's cheating, it's a story classic

Isn't cucking like the number 1 porn genre in hentai

>>41319065
No

i’m having a mental breakdown over nothing

>>41319071
its not gay to like a woman's penis

>>41319076
Ntr is not cucking

>>41319077
git fucked

>>41319071
You've got it all wrong. It has nothing to do with penis attraction. It's about how someone that cute could have a dick that big. The dick itself is monstrous. She's like a rare animal or a circus freak. Maybe you just don't get it.

>>41319065
Amazon does not hire felons, it's a company wide policy

>>41319078
Me the past 3 months

>>41319072
There's a cuck in every anime. In slice of life it's just you instead

>>41319078
me

>>41319078
https://voca.ro/1bbd7VwhBGIz

You JUST KNOW that Discordia reads NTR. How am I not surprised

>>41319095
Everyone who reads doujin reads ntr

>>41319095
>It's totally not cucking guys it's japanese!
She really didn't have to it admit it in front of us like that

scary movie recommendations pls. i’ve never been spooked by any horror films.

>>41319101
Its not ur just retarded cucks who like watching bulls fuck ur wife like the little beta cucks you are

I want him back I want to do the things we used to do and cheese over the niche things we used to cheese over and share those things back and forth with each other with genuine excitement the way we used to and flirt like we used to
I don't get it sometimes like how do you just cut that all off all at once without ever looking back
>>41319108
I'm Thinking Of Ending Things

>>41319108
It's hard to be genuinely terrified of a horror movie if you're an adult I find. I like Hellraiser

WITNESS ME

>>41319113
You're the one watching japanese cuck porn what are you even talking about. Ntr is cuck porn, you're a cuck. Stop projecting.

>>41319124
Kk faggy

>>41319098
doujin just means fan work you absolute moron

>>41319108
https://voca.ro/143wjBD06E6b

>>41319129
No problem Cuckordia

>>41319130
She's so dumb lol

>>41319095
>repressing transbian into cheating on men
Stop the presses

>>41319080
liking penis is androphilic, period
>>41319083
but she isn't really cute, she's just kinda clocky and weird looking. liking a clocky girl for having a large penis, no matter how you dress it up (like "rare animal" or "living contradiction") is still liking a girl for her penis. i don't have the tastes of a chaser or transbian so maybe you're right, i don't get it. but it's male androphilia either way, which is homosexual.
>>41319108
i watched pontypool the other night and it wasn't really scary-scary but it was a neat scary concept

im over it

>>41319150
Me soon I hope

>>41319152
i just had to get someone to snap me out of it

>>41319150
Congratulations

>>41319130
And anime just means animation. Now kill yourself

>>41319161
it’s not a random day today tho

Im starting to have random pains and i feel like an old man

>>41319145
Careful insulting her intelligence you'll make her a horny mess

It's kind of crazy that China and Egypt did all that shit so long ago and everybody else around them was just still eating dirt and kept eating dirt for like 10000 years.

>>41319168
thank you

>>41319149
She isn't weird looking to me. She's feminine and cute except for her dick. You're smoothing over the reason I bring up her penis to jam me into some autistic framework you've come up with. To make a comparison, sometimes I find women with ugly faces and nice bodies attractive in a way women with nice faces aren't. Just because the ugly women are attractive because of their faces doesn't mean I find their faces attractive in the way I would the face of a woman whose face is attractive. Same deal here. She's more attractive for having a big hog, but the hog itself is repulsive, which is what makes her attractive. It's repulsion to masculine characteristics that makes her attractive. It's the difference between attraction to and because of a penis. It sounds like you don't understand all of the reasons chasers are attracted to trans women. Sorry if that means you have to go back to the drawing board with your have baked pseudo-blanchardist analysis of chasers. Or you can cope, wrongly dismiss it as androphilia, and feel smug about yourself.

>>41319198
don’t tell me you forgot…

>>41319169
Cucklisti

You think you have all this time? You don't you don't have nearly as much time as you think, you have no time, it goes very fast, life is shorter than you think, there's no tomorrow, you all the shit that you need today done today, people that died yesterday had plans for today

>>41319230
My life is every moment, it's all my time

I could die right now and I wouldn’t care, because I’d be dead.

>>41319241
Big if true

>>41319241
Not very alpha of you

>>41319230
My subconscious when I use the finite time I have on earth trying to come up with the most frustrating and confusing reason someone could give for liking big dicked twinkhons

>>41319175
https://voca.ro/1gYtcEPOdaB2

>>41319204
https://voca.ro/1myb0OMVU3NS

>>41319240
https://voca.ro/1G2FvtzJzCO4

>>41319241
https://voca.ro/1mneXGqNOl0o

I'm curious how chasergen pronounces gif

Also my legs and booty are so sore from the motorscooter :(

>>41318528 (OP)
Would straight trans girls be opposed to dating a sraight detrans dude who is still supportive of trans people? I feel like a trans woman might understand me better than cis women but I'm worried my detrans status is uncomfortable/off putting

>>41319271
Fall over like a little turtle again this time? I pronounce it like gif

>>41319240
Sadly births are way too high

>>41319271
You wouldn't have had this problem if you'd spent all day sitting on my face instead (it's "jif")

>>41319241
oblivion is so nice to think about
what's your take on religion and afterlife again?
>>41319197
i think i follow what you're saying, that the repulsiveness of the penis is a unique form attractive like how ugly faces with good bodies are attractive in a unique way. but saying it's attractive because it's unattractive or repulsive just makes it sound like a weird paraphilia.
attraction to the contradiction is a good way to wrap it all into one snappy term, but it does still mean you're attracted to the individual components, which includes a penis.

>>41319277
It's this loon again

>>41319271
I say it like giraffe. Also I could rub them for you if it'd help.

>>41319271
like gift without the t

>>41319291
>it does still mean you're attracted to the individual components
It actually doesn't at all. See my face example.

>>41319277
Date men you fucking pathetic faggot

>>41319291
Yeah oblivion is a pretty cool game

>>41319313
i love oblivion too

>>41319277
i wouldn't be able to trust that a detrans former mtf is in the 0.5% of detranses who really weren't trans. it's usually advanced repression and i would always be afraid you're going to retransition eventually. you might want to consider dating a trans lesbian instead of a straight trans woman.
>>41319307
yeah, seems like a philosophical disagreement. i still see it as a nonstandard attraction to a penis. if you were actually straight then the penis would be a total nonfactor, not even considered. but you are actually homosexual, maybe not in the same way as the gocksexuals, but you're certainly gay or at least bi.

>>41319279
No lol, I'm just not used to it rn so my muscles are sore

>>41319285
>>41319300
Okay good. You both say it right :)

>>41319306
Terrible. Absolutely unforgivable.

>>41319300
>Also I could rub them for you if it'd help.
It'd probably feel really good rn tbhonest. Except for my shins bc they're very bruised rn

>>41319322
They always say detrans and they always mean ultra repper who got forced back in the closet

>>41319336
detransitioning with no styling changes and staying on hrt
it's so in right now

>>41319322
Understandble reasoning, def not repression my case but I can understand that being a concern.

does that tranussy squirt doe

fuck my shitty chungus life

pichu HATES me

Good book

Fuck my gay chaser life

>>41319392
Pichucoded cover

>>41319383
who are you
>>41319402
true. i pride myself on how much the chasers hate me for revealing their game and how much they want to shut me down for neutering their manipulation power

>>41319418
Mostly the red and black hair I think

>>41319392
nigga wdym the courage to be disliked. im disliked every fucking day. no courage required

>>41319425
someday soon when my roots get too long i will be dyeing all of my hair black

Twinkchan is gay

We know. Only gay people can be that sassy.

what would you do if ur chaser wanted you to be a puppy girl

>>41319466
say no

>>41319471
You think you’re funny huh motherfucker

>>41319481
It was funny yeah I laughed

>>41319470
The kind of men you'd go for would be such low T beta cucks that they'd be too scared to ask you what you want for breakfast.

god i wish i had hair this nice
i want to shave my head and get anti sweat botox on my entire scalp and start my hair over from square 1 with better texture and no sweat to ruin every hairstyle
>>41319491
ive been seeing this a lot lately
calling the men id be into onionsy beta cucks
it's a weird conclusion to make based on nothing

>>41319490
Lol
>>41319491
>low t beta cucks
Not in my precious gocksucking thread!

>>41319470
pretty lenient honestly as opposed to breaking up

>>41319491
literally me. i want to be pichus low test bf who kneels to her whenever she walks by

>>41319498
>anti sweat botox for better hair
No way that’s a real thing.

https://youtu.be/cQY5brXxEig?si=_ImuKGo8afXBICbJ

>>41319481
not particularly
>>41319490
lol

Found a gf. What do now

no sweat prob means hair doesn’t smell as good

>>41319515
What are you, stupid? You love her.

>>41319504
me too bro

>>41319248
it’s true, factually
>>41319256
I can’t be an alpha when I’m dead
>>41319266
you could care, if you were alive
>>41319291
I don’t know if I have a take on an afterlife, I just have a belief on souls and how we mirror the world around us

>>41319527
Hello mi amor I hope you enjoyed your Friday

>>41319498
Only a low T faggot would want to date an asexual troon, especially at your age LMAO

>>41319524
lol

>>41319471
this is what he’s gonna do to me
he’s gotten into sounding too i’m cooked

>>41319527
https://voca.ro/17YdkNYngKA4

>>41319515
rape anally, squeeze for every penny worth, move on to next one. repeat until you find a real woman.

hello guys

>>41319539
Howdy

>>41319539
heya

>>41319539
hi

>>41319540
>>41319542
>>41319543
>>41319544
how are you guys doing?

what the fuck do puppy girls do bro
am i supposed to bark at him and piss on the floor

>>41319529
pretty fast moving friday, my old woman feet are killing me, I wanna go home!
>>41319533
now you're getting it! You think, therefore you are (alive), and we’re still allowed to care

>>41319530
i have no problem with low testosterone men actually
testosterone is a poison that makes men act irrationally and violently. it's generally detrimental to be exposed to it. i don't trust testosterone-primary individuals as much as i trust women.
a low-testosterone boyfriend sounds very ideal.

>>41319553
They act like a dog and want it to be a sexual thing. They want to be the dog and want me to fuck them (the dog)
I don't like it

>>41319552
I’m doing okay. What about you?

>>41319552
I’m alright kinda frustrated how are you
>>41319555
come home and I’ll rub them

>>41319567
i guess i gotta get that dog in me. i don’t know what to do; im asking my friends for advice

>>41319471
lmao based

>>41319552
https://voca.ro/1cfIWFtz5FHB

>>41319553

https://voca.ro/1bc2xgX26Y9E

>>41319555
https://voca.ro/15LhFNhN1V8g

>>41319518
>>41319536
There are two kinds of people…

>>41319564
>I'm into faggots

>>41319585
i guess so, i already love him no matter what; i think he just likes it when im whiney and desperate for him

>>41319518
Oh shit. I’ll do my best.
>>41319536
“Real” women suck

>>41319591
toxic masculinity on display
you're testosterone-poisoned. it's literally degrading your mental performance. you think you're superior but your beloved poison is reducing you to an animal.

>>41319596
https://voca.ro/1nmGVlpcC3vg

>>41319571
that's good! i'm ok, i had a good day earlier, kind of a break in depression that's been going on for a while. but i bungled an online social interaction in a way incomprehensible to me so now i'm a bit sad again. but oh well everyone is crazy BUT me that's my view i'll stick to!
>>41319578
aw, why frustrated?
>>41319585
exciting yum. i need some food now

>>41319597
>“Real” women suck
wow i was almost happy for you

>>41319615
just working on some hobby projects but they’re not going quite as I hoped
what kind of social interaction did you have trouble with?

>>41319578
ok omw
>>41319585
philosophers dig deep in their tiny heads, I like to dig deep inside the ground

>>41319628
cannot wait

>>41319608
yah yah he just fell asleep; i’ll ask him in the morning, he just said it kinda casually, i guess we being puppy girls now

Is T really poison if it draws in easily manipulated trannies for sex? Checkmate, transbians.

>>41319618
In my defense the average cis women is a piece of shit.

>>41319628
https://voca.ro/1HKVpDEWYqEu

>>41319632
https://voca.ro/15zItHx9XJkO

Heavy storming
Wifi out
Brooding weather

>>41319623
aw :( i hope you make some kind of breakthrough! or whateva it is you need to progress
it was nothing someone just got upset with me for something isaid when i wasn't expecting that. autism lyfe. except i'm not autistic, but you know what i mean!
>>41319629
no can do dr. spiddoes i am one billion miles from bongland!

>>41319635
typical chaser

>>41319633
sex is a symptom of being poisoned. asexuals are superior to allosexuals

>>41319639
yeah I had that happen recently too, in fact it kept happening with the same person again and again

>>41319639
https://voca.ro/13d73i73X5ip

>>41319644
Tell that to the faggot trannies who put out for basic human empathy lmaoooooo

>>41319644
‘Allo ‘Allo!
no need for such rhetoric sex an be pretty nice

>>41319564
At least there's someone that likes us

Women are so unbelievably retarded

barks loudly for attention
i’m practicing

>>41319645
ya T_T it sucks. i just immediately removed myself from the situation so i'm never gonna talk to him again lole

Rowed hard
Back hurts
Embiggening progresses

https://youtu.be/-JTRBQq_Ve8?si=SIjSjSMehj_zeOaa

>>41319583
:)

>>41319552
Not half bad. What'd you bungle?

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott: What you got going on in your life?
Im 26 and have nothing to my life and live at home with my mom and little brother who's still in highschool. Idk what to do.

Strawberry milk is goated

>>41319664
lol looks like he screwed up

>>41319677
https://voca.ro/1h3SGv2XV2QE

>>41319669
ok well i made a joke about alcoholism being awesome in response to something happening in a meeting cause i thought they meant a work meeting but they meant an alcoholics anonymous meeting

>>41319685
oh no lmao

>>41319683
no LOL i am at fault a billion percent

>>41319643
I was actually trying to find a cis woman that didn’t suck before I met her. She proposition me and we just fit really well. Don’t think i could date anyone else, but feel kinda lost because all this is very new to me.

>>41319685
Lol that's unfortunate. Still, he sounds like he overreacted a bit

my chaser was done with dating troons and then he got with me lol

>>41319685
https://voca.ro/1edHl3f4PnNb

>>41319672
Get a good job, save up some money, retire early. A simple life isn’t a bad one.

>>41319677
Oooh, im gonna go make some now. Thx

>>41319698
Remembering this strat for next time

>>41319714
nah i believed him because he dated two bpd troons

>>41319702
trve iam right in all i do!

>>41319707
How? I have zero education after highschool and I've been looking for a job for months. The o ly thi g i have to my name is being a military Reservist

>>41319719
https://voca.ro/1e951kVS9XnM

>>41319724
https://voca.ro/1mzICKf9LYMb

I drank 10 beers

>>41319740
That's almost a whole day worth of calories

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott
My new custom dildo will be arriving from overseas in about a month and I'm pretty stoked on it. Should also be able to get the fucking machine I've been eyeing by January and am losing weight to prepare to start a fansly. Not gonna get a qt3.1415 begocked gf/fiance unless I put myself out there and chasing random gock just seems like a good way to get sick.

Other than that it's just working and furiously masturbating and getting shitty drunk when the urge to delete system32 gets too strong. Borderlands 4 has been pretty cool too I guess.

>>41319740
https://voca.ro/1clyiP4Tp0G1

wish i was a taxi driver in beijing

>>41319737
he didn’t really care about the sex; he just liked trying to fix them

>>41319756
https://voca.ro/1ofLxjJOcA2R

>>41319752
You only live once so go get it tiger

>>41319006
Unironically get a cdl and go drive trucks. The pay sucks but nobody bothers you and there's enough fugly cis women in the industry you'll never get clocked. Plus endless pseudo anonymous cock if you want it.

posting from my truck right now

my bf drives a 2002 ford ranger is that anything

>>41319783
https://voca.ro/14pjdmQa4hUz

i drive a 2017 mazda 3 hatchback (chaser btw)

I wouldn’t trust a car manufactured after 2004

>>41319796
he used to drive 97 ranger

>>41319805
https://voca.ro/1jejLNh1uubc

its a doggy dog world

>>41319744
A third of a day if light beers plus active

>>41319800
What do you do if you have opps?

and I’m the chinaman

Frankly it's a shame I don't have a cute tranner tied up in the bunk of my peterbilt so I can force feed them viagra and spend my entire three hour split sleeper off duty period edging them mercilessly.

I drive a shitty Ford Explorer that's falling apart in typical Ford fashion, she made fun of me for that

She's a diamond dozen and I'm the jew

>>41319824
I'm probably in the 3000-4000 range right now

>>41319727
Lie on your resume. You don’t have bills to pay so you can take your time finding a job. Sending like 30 resumes each day or some thing. Re-search local businesses, talk to people. Don’t know how to talk to people? Watch those stupid pick up artist videos. Its basically how not to be autistic and talk to people 101.

>>41319773
>The pay sucks
For cdl? No way. Truck drivers make money.

cdl is like being an incel neet but you get paid and need to pay a little bit of attention to the road

is it bad i get hard when i smell my chasers cologne

>>41319833
I generally stay around 2100 a day six days out of the week and then eat and drink like the fattest closeted faggot alive on the seventh, and I've been losing weight. Today was my cheat day and I'm at about 7k rn.

I’m eating a bunch of chocolate raisins and caramel peanuts rn, what teh heck is a diet???

>>41319857
Your first year if you kick ass and get 100k miles you'll net about 35-42k depending on how you set up your insurance. It's enough to live but not enough to thrive if you have rent or a mortgage. Perfect for neet retards though.
>>41319862
If I wanted to I could be sexually destroying a new tranner almost every night. You don't have to be an incel. It is a quite boring existence though ye. Personally I'm just in it for long enough to finance being an e-whore so I can afford a home with two incomes, although part of me wants to just get a nice truck with a hotel sleeper and live on the road doing the owner op nomad lifestyle. All depends on whether or not I can rig up a shower enema nozzle that works well with the showers at loves.

marrying a hot young twinkchan and she blows up to 400lbs when she becomes a homemaker

>>41319885
https://voca.ro/1nLDlvmDug8I

>>41319865
This reminded me of a girl telling me she gets hard talking to me. I was never sure what to say about that.

>>41319865
No?

I can’t blow up in weight anymore, I’m already a hag

bf is fucking infuriating me

>>41319896
fascinating statement

I love my boy-girlfriend

>>41319902
i think it’s funny just to tell him “my weewee hard” cause it think it’s so funny to see his reaction
>>41319910
had someone call me agp for that …

>>41319916
If it's going to the right places you can keep eating chilaquiles every morning

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

>>41319925
Oh if they used blanchard words it's probably true

>>41319879
raisins are yucky! whats the point of eating something unhealthy if it tastes bad?

>>41319751
Thats a cute guy

I LOVE SUGAR MILK

>>41319862
You’ll hit something eventually everyone does

>>41319942
https://voca.ro/13yCths4o44x

>>41319940
me sucking off a tranny who hasn’t showered for 2 weeks

>>41319926
it all goes to my lower body, nothing on my upper body, not even boobs, god hates me
>>41319940
raisins are great, I love adding them to my granola mixes too

>>41319925
She used to threaten to poke me with it

>>41319968
silly.
i rmeber one time i was talking to
my bf and i was like “i get nervous cuddling u cause what if IT pokes u.” and he said “eh its too
small” so i think tranners should just shrink max ig…

twinkchan's massive ass

>>41319901
It would be easier to just have a semi with an extended sleeper bunk hauling a single 53' trailer than it would be to get a doubles endorsement and haul one trailer that was your home and then another trailer with an actual load in it since the two trailers could only be like 28' - you can get a super sleeper semi that's basically an RV with the square footage of a very small efficiency apartment that can also pull a full size trailer loaded heavy. It's expensive and you'd likely need an overweight permit to haul a real full load of 43k+ lbs but I've seen people do it.
>>41319950
I've hit shit multiple times, but it doesn't matter because it wasn't reported and did no damage. You have to really try and be a total retard to fuck shit up.

>>41319974
Oh, thats a good one. Will use this on my gf. She’s pre-op.

>>41319999
i think it would work really well on a very dysphoric tranner yes yes

I've been told there are men here who sexualize boymoders

>>41320009
Right here babe

>>41319983
https://voca.ro/1h97WEAtZGcr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU8oSWUrhTA

>>41320009
Yes, we want to give them our children. It is our divine right. Muhammad told every chaser this after he left the Allspark in Mecca

>>41320009
Yeah because boymoders are usually cute and don't really need to boymode

i like it when my bf calls me his boygirl thing

>>41318866
??

>>41320012
Tell me my legs are pretty, I lost weight but nobody notices and I'm just not having a good time rn

>>41320029
You have really nice soft smooth legs, I would grab your little calves and run my hands up them to your thighs and take a few moments to take in your gentile supple thighs and lift them up over my shoulders and feel them rub against my face

One gf to bonk me on the head nightly so I can sleep

real chasers give their tranners their first hands free orgasm as gender affirming care

>>41320050
I need one of these tbhon
I can't masturbate because it makes me feel gross so I haven't cum in like 6 months

kissing chasers

>>41320062
That is Chinese Shaolin monk levels of control, teach me your ways, i must not let lust control me

>>41320078
Uh grow up in a religious slavic family to impart natural sexual guilt and then develop neurotic obsessive gender dysphoria

tranny cereal

>>41320105
you some weird ass niggas

>>41320105
This is stupid cute

>>41320105
im sure her armpit is cleaner than her belly button

Hello bronya

thinking about you bronya <3

I wanna fuck, but my gf lives so far away. Life is so unfair.

I have a gay friend and he asked if I wanted my dick sucked. I declined but that was one of the kindest things ever said to me. No one has ever asked if I wanted my cock sucked irl before. Still brings a tear to my eye

>>41320264
That’s so sweet. You should have taken him up on it.

>>41320273
I wasnt gay enough to accept it. But, that memory still makes me smile. I dont have much to smile about nowadays. Do you have any memories that you still look back on with joy?

>>41317399
>>41317497
>>41317952
>>41318026
>>41320111
My passgen picks today bros
Cute whores that need to get fucked

>>41320264
https://voca.ro/17zcpHavOln8

>>41320264
God I wish my tranny friend would ask me this

>>41320304
I pray it happens to you

Imagine if Isabelle get raped by the friend she goes hiking and climbing with and then he kills her, i would cum buckets to that. I need to rape Isabelle so badly this little slut needs to be facefucked by a smegma caked chaser dick.

>>41320287
My gf makes me pretty happy. Ngl i was thinking about ending it before i met her. She loves to hear me just talk about nothing and wants to go down on me a lot. She is also really smart so idk why she likes someone like me, but i’m not gonna question it.

>>41320344
Maybe she’s into that? I think you’re just gonna scare a girl away with that kind of talk.

>>41320374
I dont care, i just want to rape Isabelle so much, this slut needs to worship my unwashed smelly dick and be my boywife forever :3

>>41320293
I find Marie so ugly, nice body but her face is a train wreck

yet another day where panties sniffer has chosen not to kill itself
we can only wonder why
what allure is there in such a purposeless, sad, lonely life?

I am going to travel 500 miles to give her my seed.

>>41320026
You fuck married men??

>>41320531
iwn get plastic surgery

walking home with my trns grlfrn and discussing something deep

>Qott
A lot! Its nice I'm finally making it.

>Qott: What you got going on in your life?
absolutely nothing i have no idea why i am still alive i am so unhappy

>>41318528 (OP)
>Qott: What you got going on in your life?
Nothing. My life's pretty busy but it's nothing interesting, there's absolutely no joy in my day-to-day. Work, eat sometimes, sleep, continue to sleep through the weekend.
Until something changes, I have no desire to drag someone into my crushing gravitational pull of total piss.

>>41318528 (OP)
qott: just a lot of little things that make me happy. nothing serious
>>41320163
>>41320196
hello??? what the hell how did you know i was about to wake up. good morning! let's do our best

synthpop jam band with my trns grlfrnd

>>41320750
oh boy it's bronya! ive been waiting for you. how was your sleep my queen?

>>41320759
it was pretty good! uninterrupted. i feel rested. as the weather cools over the weighted blanket becomes more comfortable to use

>>41318942
Walter white wasn't cucked. They were in separation and starting divorce proceedings when skyler fucked ted

>>41320687
janoy and big lenny are my favorite chasers

Hey Stu

lesbians

10 years ago i posted a pic of my ass with a carrot in it on /hm/

>>41320796
hello

>>41320791
I still remember when some tantenten was trying to fuck Lenny in the ass and he told her "I snack on danger and dine on death"

>>41320841
did you get your Dr Pepper

>>41320879
no, ill buy it today probably

furfags will inherit the kingdom of heaven

I'm so tired I've barely gotten any sleep this week

>>41320909
exciting!
>>41320939
poor Rose hope you can take a nap soon

>>41320829
Lol based

I LOVE YOU PAUL DIRAC PLEASE HAVE MY BABIES

>>41320829
i've been sending my nudes to gay dudes for the confidence boost ngl

not much of a chase is it

>>41320999
gay dude here btw. what's up bro

My main source of joy in life right now is a transgender woman and she is very perfect

>>41320999
tranny or chaser?
im a chaser btw no judgement. i did the same thing 10 years ago

>>41321017
based

>>41321016
good for you.

>>41321003
nothin really, not taken anything of myself in a while, i can cope about it being "bad" for some moralfaggy reason but truth is I just let myself go
why are gay dudes so nice tho?
>>41321017
chaser lmao
tbf I'd be lying if I said i didn't get off to it, if they're smooth and pretty twinky they can be really hot and it could become a fun back and forth

>>41321027
>why are gay dudes so nice
i think most people are pretty nice in practice. weirdos on here will try and convince u gay people are evil demons but they're just regular dudes. i like gay guys a lot im happy i got to be one for a while i miss it a lot

>>41320990
Too mucho work

>>41320829
bronya probably got hard reading this

>>41321054
that's my secret im always hard. desu i was mostly thinking about the carrot. do you think they ate it or threw it out. i like sex a lot but im always more interested in what people do afterwards

>>41321059
i threw out the carrot when i did it

>>41321063
mottainai...

>>41321059
> do you think they ate it or threw it out
i threw the carrot into a compost bin
but on one other occasion i used a banana, but this one i peeled and ate afterward

>>41321070
im happy you composted it.... how did you feel about eating the banana was it weird or just normal

>>41321040
true, tbf i never viewed gay people that way, i was just further surprised by it, they were always down to just talk.
the regular dude thing is real most of the one's I even vc'd with didn't have fagcent or anything, not that i find that a positive or a negative, just interesting. wonder how fagcent is even a thing honestly.

>>41320829
ew. what if it broke inside you

>>41321083
fagcent is super cool and mysterious and super underresearched and poorly understood im obsessed with it im gonna do linguistics in the next life so I can research it and figure out what the deal is

>>41321070
when i used a banana it split open and got kinda mashed up in my butt so i didnt want to eat it
>>41321066
sorry ill eat the poop carrot next time

>>41321079
honestly not too weirded out by eating it desu. i cant stand wasting food
>>41321084
well it was quite a thick one and i actually flash boiled it so it was a little less brittle. a cold carrot in your ass wouldnt feel too great either

>>41321093
yea u better
>>41321098
yea for sure right the guilt about food waste would eat me up....
flash boiling it is so fucking inspired you're a genius I'm gonna go buy a bag of carrots rn. I wonder if steaming would even be more convenient

>>41321093
well the rectum can absorb nutrients quite well so not a complete waste
>>41321101
i think a short steam is a good idea. just be sure to wash them thoroughly beforehand

i ate around the carrot to make a flared base first. it didnt do anything

>>41321108
im proud of you for considering safety measures tho

>>41321108
hmmm yes i remember this being a concern, another point to consider for anonya. i think it would be a good idea to use a long carrot to allow for some margin of error

I want one chaser on each titty and I want the chasers to be gay boyfriends with each other and they're both gay boyfriends with me also and I dress them up in designer clothes and take them on walks

>>41321119
id be down for this

>>41321116
im unsure what the optimal approach to forming a flared base would even be I think if it's a material that has a realistic possibility of breaking off in there the flare is kind of. redundant right? worst case you just pass it afterwards

>>41321111
yay :) unfortunately my safety measures werent enough and the carrot is still in there from 7 years ago
>>41321116
it should be done for fun at least

>>41321123
i am required by the rules of this thread to call you a disgusting polyfag unfortunately
>>41321126
that's so cool I wonder what it looks like now. probably all warm

>>41321131
im assuming its completely transparent because my rectum has absorbed all the carotene

>>41321126
i seem to remember using a carrot that had a very wide base with a rapid taper, then straight until tapering again at the tip. was quite the marvel of artificial selection

how does this thread only have 400 replies

>>41321149
my mom brought home these really really big carrots from her friends farm one time and one of them looked so much like a cock

>>41321149
remarkable. BVILT for chaser hole..seems like a good target for genetic engineering or just standard agricultural selection
>>41321147
it's probably quite beautiful

oh to be a carrot laying within the depths of stu's rectum for 7 years...

>>41321092
yeah they need to figure that out, like is it possible for a fully straight cis male to develop fagcent because of his surroundings? is there a fagcent genetic?
also all the anal talk this afternoon is very heartening

>>41321167
would that we may all feel so safe and enveloped
>>41321168
it's good for the soul as we get into winter we need to stay focused on vigorous and healthy activities to keep ourselves warm

>>41321160
yeah i should fish it out and display it
>>41321167
i was 14 you monster

30 yo trannies <3

>>41321186
and how old was the carrot. fucking groomer...

>>41321192
:(

the hotter a chaser is, the more perverted he is allowed to be. if hes really hot he can be my silly little sissy boy. if hes not that hot he better have good dick game and never touch my penis. why am i like this

>>41321210
It's called hypergamy. Incels have been talking about this for years.

>>41321210
that's kind of interesting i wonder if there's lots of other people who feel that way. for me it's more like if a chaser is chopped the least he can do is be a freak to make up for it

>>41321193
oh no... *chews up and swallows the carrot with my ass to hide the evidence*

>>41321204
you got potential babe

>>41321210
holy fuck NEED

why do physicists get all the cool notation. I want to draw an epic fucking sword of Damocles on my vectors

i got called pretty

>>41321228
in australia we underline our vectors
we're so cucked over here

26 year old trannies <3

>>41321236
I have seen it a handful of times and it makes my skin crawl. it's cool when notation varies by region tho in Israel-occupied Gaza apparently the + symbol doesn't have the bottom like. point? tine?

maybe im so pretty it’s intimidating now

>>41321244
Pretty UGLY

>>41321227
you need what exactly, to be someones silly little sissy boy?

im so ugly its intimidating

>>41321244
it's a struggle many of us face. solidarity. I'm gonna set up a support group

>>41321243
they do that everywhere in israel, not just gaza

>>41321254
>to be someones silly little sissy boy
all the above minus the sissy

Israeli soldiers are brave

>>41321251
you can’t hurt me today
>>41321261
good idea, fellow pretty anon!

>>41321267
its ok i wont make you wear the lingerie

>>41321274
is there a masculine version of lingerie?

>>41321282
jockstrap!!!!!!!! plus chest harness

>>41321282
just boxers id say

>>41321268
all soldiers are either brave or retarded

>>41321296
>>>/pol/

>>41321296
But palestinian men are sissies while Israeli soldiers are chads.

>>41321306
that's great so go back

i want to be a tranny's little sissy bitch

>>41321308
who are you?
>>41321307
ig

>>41321306
you were samefagging again?

>>41321348
Lmao

i want a hug

>>41321306
You're such a coon, and here I mean in the African American sense, not the white reactionary meaning.

what's the strangest thing you've put in your butt?

>>41321366
the girl reading this

>>41321306
>>41321348
yeah /pol/fags don't randomly bring up tttt trips that they want to fuck out of the blue

>>41321376
it's such an obvious samefag i didn't think we even needed to point it out

>>41321367
LMAO

>>41320481
Projecting much ? Just to spite on you i will outlive you and molest your childrens, fuckin pussy

>>41321046
Hey Rapewood, clean the smegma off my cock you cheap slut, you know you want to please daddy and be a good little girl for him.

day drinking with my trns grlfrnd

>>41321417
me and who

>>41321422
just 1 this time

>>41321410
please leave pedo

i had a dream people who don’t know my dead name were deadnaming me

>>41321318
that's ok anon. youre safe with me

it's not okay rn

>>41321356
me too and cuddles but sadly we dont always get what we want

where are the bodies rick?

Goodmorning
I'm so sleepy

>>41321444
i really want that too :(

hey trannies, what's a good youtube video?

>>41321480
fallout 3 is garbage and here’s why

>>41321480
it might be a little dry but i really liked this one recently https://youtu.be/82vxOBbYSzk

>>41321480
https://youtu.be/GKSPw2zx5VQ?si=rxNwdw_TM_hlDcOI

>>41321480
https://youtu.be/kEYgVnKUiRY?si=HDChWBcBZz0DPIlo

>>41321480
https://youtu.be/r6Z9wpTS-Iw?si=eNcrAENeO8Vv7pY3

I just really want a tranner in my life so I can love her deeply

>>41321480
the one I'm watching rn
https://youtu.be/5W6njGbe9MQ?si=b6liMsB7xBciAI0a

>>41321480
The end is particularly funny to me

https://youtu.be/RT8NtUsk7Gk?si=ATEr08p9hBpD5Wvx

>>41321523
how big?

wtf, why is everyone on pol a pedophile. Top post rn is a video of a 12 year old girl and half the replies are about wanting to fuck her

Baby Samf :')
(left)

>>41321531
but then they will rage about politicians doing the same thing

>>41321531
it's not just pol. you get used to it

>>41321547
they hate competition

>>41321530
As big as she needs to be

enm chasers...

>>41321534
>>41321540
so grumpy... the babies always look like they got woke up from a really good nap to be incarnated

>>41321570
that’s not how dicks work tho