Thread 41328525

Qott: What is a topic of discussion you consider yourself well versed in?

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>>41328525 (OP)
i’m really really passionate about history; i like early medieval history a lot :3

>>41328525 (OP)
World War 2

>>41328525 (OP)
nothing
>>41328514
hi
>>41328517
what does aft mean

>>41328531
how many swords were there
>>41328532
how many bullets were there

>>41328533
my old trip, u follow my twitter lolol u just lorkr my tweet about being a fat ass at burger king

The only person I regularly talk to is a 60+ year old man is this healthy?

>>41328525 (OP)
>What is a topic of discussion you consider yourself well versed in?
Warhammer lore

>>41328566
Warhammer fantasy gf + warhammer 40k chaser bf <3

>>41328507
>iwnbaw
idk about all that but did you have a Dr Pepper

chat i have an exciting update for the late-night transbian meta-attraction blog
he grabbed my arm today, in a way he's never done in the entire time ive known him as a boy
then also he put his hand on my thigh and squeezed it a bit and later suggested i come back to his place and sleep in his bed with him
i still think this is nothing, tbqdesu
however, it is very funny

>>41328537
oic , hi :) i support being a fatass at burger king
>>41328570
no but i went to a cafe so it was a good day

>>41328566
what's your favourite warhammer book? downloaded eisenhorn today, will be my first look into the world

>>41328525 (OP)
Metaphysics and field theory.
Learning more about eros and unironically tantra.
Still learning math.

personally i outgrew dysphoria by having a bf that calls me his good little faggot

sleepy

>>41328569
that's based as hell, anon
>>41328583
... ive never read anything from the black library
ive never even read an army rulebook
but ive played/beat most of the games and ive read an obscene amount of the fandom wikis

>>41328586
i outgrew dysphoria by realizing it’s incel self-pitying pussy yellowbelly coward shit

>>41328586
this would fix me and align all of my chakras
>>41328595
this is based tho

>>41328583
Eisenhorn can be a bit heavy handed for a beginner but it's not too bad.
>>41328593
>that's based as hell, anon
I know, thanks love.

Is AGP actually real?
Is that how you all started out?

>>41328605
AGP is real and it’s how 99% of troons both start out & end out

>>41328595
idk, i used to be pretty sad about it just because it condemned me to a life of only dating men who fetishized me and didn’t wanna be seen in public with me; not anymore tho :)
>>41328599
real

>>41328605
>Is AGP actually real?
yes
>Is that how you all started out?
no, most of the trannies here didn't rep long enough to have to go through that
even pichu didn't, really, because she's asexual
(straight) men don't care about your dick/masculinity so straight women don't really have any reason to try to hang on to being a man for as long as transbians scared of dying alone do
>>41328614
happy for you!

>>41328525 (OP)
Umm I guess occult studies and enactment

>>41328566
are you thoooooooo *_^
>>41328582
I saw you post this earlier it looks very delicious

Got some new wigs for October Prime Day since my current one is getting frizzy.
Any chasers/tranners want to pick which one I should keep?

sltrooms (dot) cc [slash] r [slash] iY3Fq4JyTU

context: I'm a crossdresser. Don't click if you don't wanna see.

>>41328633
Do you rock a cool witch hat?

>>41328643
it was :)

>>41328666
ominous numerals
>>41328678
what kind of tea did you have

>>41328633
Tell us something spooky

>>41328525 (OP)
Qott: raping Isabelle and making her my obeidient slut that beg for my cock while calling me papa.
PS: i really need to rape Isabelle or i will kms

>>41328713
>or i will kms
Could be worth trying

>>41328713
Who tf is Isabella

>>41328717
Just to spit on you i will continue living, fuck you onions cunt and suck the smegma off my tip like a good slut

First time posting on this board. Ran into a cool trans woman I went on like two dates with three years ago. Exchanged a couple texts. I really hope I don’t fumble this. I’ve never seriously dated a trans person before and I’m nervous and anxious about a lot in general so I hope it works out.

Plus she’s soft and pretty and pink and has a nice belly I wanna lay my head on.

>>41328719
Picrel, also known by her trip "bpdmoder" she's a snow bunny slut that loves nigger log and will always suck dicks to fuel her meth addiction

>>41328711
Like what do you want to know, like be realistic in terms of ritualism? It’s probably the first big step, like developing a visual and cognitive imagination. Meditation is the door opener to all of this type of working, most older grimoirs are designed to keep people away from practicing or use confusion of language, you don’t need to evoke god you are an invocation of god. Spirits make you experience the worst parts of your life till you get through them, like be prepared to have shit fall down around you and you’ll need to put in the work to rebuild your life (relationships will end, jobs will be lost, etc) … I need more specifics in general to really answer anything, magick is more cause and effect than things just becoming real

>>41328666
No, I have a hat with usagi duck on it
>it’s a bunny with a duckbill

>>41328726
> nigger log
LMAOOOOO

>>41328747
Even better!

this thread needs bronya

>>41328744
I’m scared now

>>41328751
True. But she’s probably somewhere eating a salad. lol jk

>>41328750
I also have the plushie and pencil bag with usagi duck on it, I see the creator once a year I don’t know if we’re frens but we talk and enjoy each others work

>>41328755
Whoa, that makes you kinda famous doesn't it

>>41328693
frisian tea

>>41328525 (OP)
qott: I was gonna say sex as a joke but I guess it's actually true. not even like in a Sex God way just in the sense of like. talking about it with other people and thinking about it and what it all means you know what I mean. im cg's premier sexologist
>>41328751
hello
>>41328754
fat people eat salads!! i love salad. it's good for getting a lot of dietary fiber in at once

hey bronya i havent had sex since 2019

>>41328799
i think that's cool. how are u feeling abt that. i guess there's probably a lot of ppl in a similar boat bcs COVID right

>>41328759
No lol it’s an art convention there’s hundreds of people all making and selling art I’m not even consistent or good enough to have my name on a vendors flyer lol

>>41328807
im fine with it desu. used to feel embarassed when i had friends ask about my sex life but i stopped caring what people think. but it actually has nothing to do with covid, i just havent been interested in dating

I just haven't had sex ever lmao

30 yo tranny wife who puts their balls in my mouth <3

30 yo tranny wife who puts my balls in her mouth <3

>>41328782
What’s it like

>>41328827
i think that rules being comfortable with that kind of thing is the only thing that really matters right. enlightened

24 year old bronya wife who puts her cage in my mouth

>>41328844
wahooooo! that's me!!!

>>41328828
chaser or tranner?

>>41328850
please provides details of the moment you decided to end locktober
PLEASE

>>41328853
chaser.

I just want to suck bronyas tits desu

>>41328863
you know you can easily get sex if you transition right?

hey stu whats a cool new video game?

>>41328878
Not gonna do that

>>41328883
good luck friend

>>41328887
thanks

>>41328855
it's really not particularly interesting LMAO I don't know what to even describe

Silent Hill f was pretty mid overall

>>41328895
you're underestimating how interested i am
please give the mundane details

:smug:

>>41328903
found it for you anon

I love my boy-girlfriend

unhorny

I want to be the boy-girlfriend.

>>41328838
its a nice black tea blend. its my favorite and you put a big rock of sugar in it
>>41328882
the newest game ive played is silksong, its good

Hi everyone, I got an orchi last week don't know if anyone remembers but I can't sleep tonight despite still having pain pills and being in pain idk what to do. I'm cold and scared

gonna play bf6 today instead of doing important stuff
might even jack my wiener

>>41328966
based if tranny

C'mon tranny, let's go, smokes.

>>41328949
I love black tea but not sugar, how is it without the sugar

I wanna be the girl (formerly boy) friend which is loved.

>>41328966
I'm gonna pretend to have done my work meeting up with my project partner today, then play video games instead of doing the work.
would jack if it didn't hurt.

>>41328990
wishful thinking
>>41329013
My landlord is coming to checkout my place in 3 days and it's a mess, and I have work tomorrow, but fuck it, give me 3 hrs and I'll have the shit sorted surely, right?

>>41328962
What kind of painkillers did you get

>>41329022
for sure
I should totally do my work but I feel horrible so I will procrastinate until the very last moment.
fuck me

>>41328935
You’ll find someone who loves you anon

>>41329028
Hydrocodone with Tylenol

>>41329032
you'll smash it, when these things happen it usually works out, what vidya you playing?

>>41329041
You wouldn't happen to have any ibuprofen painkillers lying around? Ibuprofen + tylenol should be a good mix together.

>>41328962
if you miss one night's sleep you'll be extra tired for the next night. you don't even need painkillers. sleep is inescapable actually

>>41329045
yea I hope so, if I fail that project my life is over.
I'm gonna play some bannerlord. the beta is surprisingly fun and I have high hopes (that will inevitably get crushed) for the DLC.
good luck with your landlord thing.

>>41329007
its still good

>>41329051
I have some of the generic Costco ones but I also think they're expired

>>41328904
I will rape you, you will call me daddy

>>41329071
>bannerlord
oh shit I've got bannerlord, I got it near it's steam release, much changed? I'm looking forward to the dlc too, but idk, I'll give it time first I think.
Used to really like the ASOIAF mods for warband, idk if there's anything like that yet.
>good luck with your landlord thing.
The worst that can happen is that I get evicted, not like it'll kill me desu so whatever.
Also you'll do fine with the project don't stress, just taking today off won't kill you, if you're stressing do like 1-2 hrs of work/research to feel sort of productive, that used to be my method when I couldn't be fucked, it settled the mind no matter how much I actually got done.

>>41329078
Hey stu, suck my dick pls or you're gay

>>41329108
get over here quick i dont want to be gay ;-;

hey stu
i still havent sucked any grindr dick
ill keep you updated

>>41329086
>I got it near it's steam release, much changed?
oh yea, lots! I personally think its worth a look now.
>Used to really like the ASOIAF mods for warband, idk if there's anything like that yet.
yea! they made a ASOIAF mod which I haven't really checked out and also a Warhammer Fantasy mod thats awesome.
>The worst that can happen is that I get evicted, not like it'll kill me desu so whatever.
oh I see, I hope that won't happen!
>Also you'll do fine with the project don't stress, just taking today off won't kill you, if you're stressing do like 1-2 hrs of work/research to feel sort of productive, that used to be my method when I couldn't be fucked, it settled the mind no matter how much I actually got done.
yea, something like that I will do.
I'm a little stressed out about it, but I'm gonna distract myself.

>>41329111
Ah gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>41329131
okay
>>41329140
im not gay...

I want to rape this troon, she used to post here some time ago, she's clocky but it makes her hotter than the bitches here, i need to rape

>>41329145
i dont think ill ever find cock to suck on grindr

>>41329139
>Warhammer Fantasy
That's got me curious, it's weird, with these games I never find the base-game world that interesting, so mods like this pretty much give me a reaason to play it, I'll check it out, assume it's the Old Realms mod.
Also it's reassuring that it's a bit more complete now, my backlog is massive, but I feel like M&B is a forever game anyway, and it's not like they'll ruin it (hopefully).
>I'm a little stressed out about it, but I'm gonna distract myself.
Fair enough, this is pretty much why I come to /cg/ lel, i don't take it seriously enough to get upset so it's sort of just fun back&forths to me or utter brainrot. Good luck with your project though, you said you have a partner right? I hope they're not leaving you with too much.

>41329174
>it's the Old Realms mod.
yes, that one!
>and it's not like they'll ruin it (hopefully).
omg, I'm so afraid they will ruin it.
>I hope they're not leaving you with too much.
she expressed how uncomfortable she was that I basically did all the work and she just had to rewrite her part a little bit to make it sound like hers, other than that I did everything, research write up etc.
my plan is to let her do more of the actual presentation then.
and yea, I usually lurk here but its a comfy place. just my kind of brainrot.

What’s with mr. Rape-y? Me and my gf play around with cnc stuff, but it’s different because we’ve talked about it. Saying things like that about random women you don’t know.. idk:

>>41329222
it's a french incel from r9k known as panties sniffer

>>41329194
If this is uni work, then I can relate, at this point she should be doing way more work, essentially the presentation section. I wouldn't feel guilty about today off at all. Just don't be afraid to kind of make a point of it, even if she's aware, she's still gotta do something right?
Yeah this place is actually pretty peak during Euro hours, slow, but naturally slow, less retarded shit.

i want to force my thumbs through the eyesockets of a rapist again

>>41329242
>uni work,
exactly this. I guess I'm just anxious about it in general. not so much worried about her, she will do her part.
>peak [...] Euro hours
yes!
are you american or euro?

Now that I've experienced being close to someone with bpd I understand why people demonize it so much

im still sad about the super best friends splitting up over 6 years ago

>>41328525 (OP)
Trans porn

>>41329301
give top 3

>>41329258
Euro, well, UK.
Ah, yeah, Uni seems bad at the time, but when it's over you'll look back and wonder why you were so worried lol, I swear I was on the verge of dropping out like 20 times. You going into your final year or anything yet? That's when it gets a bit down to the wire, but oddly at that point you're not as worried because you're more confident ig.

hey /bronyagen/ today i dug an oak tree out of the ground with a shovel and a handsaw

>>41329314
I hope you are right, I only started and it seems like a nightmare already.
UK seems beautiful, you a trans girl as well? How is life there for trans people? I heard not so great.

>>41329321
Nah I'm a dood. I'm honestly not too well versed in trans issues here, I suppose it isn't that great honestly, especially where I am, due to some amendments to the equality act in respect to sex vs gender etc.
But in a weird way I see a decent amount of support/visibility for trans people etc, and the average normie doesn't really give a fuck either way.
If you just started, just know that it gets better, make the most of it while you're there, put yourself out there and try to find a good group of people, that shit legit saved my life and my degree. I still talk to my uni friends on the daily.

>>41329340
oh, gotcha.
thanks for the kind words.
I'm trying my best, I sort of suck with all of that social stuff but its honestly already better now than it ever was in high school.

>>41329263
t. ASPD narcissistic abuser without empathy

>>41328525 (OP)
QOTT:
I'm not well versed in much but I can talk about just about anything with anyone. I'm a flexible conversationalist.

hey bronya how is the new gacha mmo?

gooning just doesnt feel the same anymore bros

eating käsespätzle :D happy
>>41329380
I honestly haven't been playing it much! i want to pick it up and give it a more honest shake. it was a little temperamental on Linux and the controls are a little. rough around the edges. but I think once I get the hang of it it'll be really fun!

>>41329371
Lol what

>>41329255
again??
>>41329410
>eating käsespätzle
can i have some

bronya eats so interesting and im stuck here eating cucumber sandwiches and drinking water

>>41329446
i bet your cum tastes good tho

>>41329449
nah I eat a lotta toxic waste and sludge but im trying to change
im probably gonna polish off a plate of fried chicken later tho

taste testing every cg posters cum

Got work tomorrow and I fucking hate my colleague might just pass in my sleep.

>>41329463
ive tasted mine a thousand times
i eat very clean so it tastes good

do u want me to bring u back anything anon?
>>41329418
yea it has bacon and onion and raclette if that's ok

>>41329446
i just live in a big city so I get to eat lots of stuff. and food is rly important to me so I go out of my way to find new things. i think all food is interesting theres so much context to it right think about where the water you're drinking came from or why you eat cucumbers in a sandwich you know what I mean. i dunno i think I just think too much
im also the Instagram generation i will for sure queue for an hour for mid pancakes just cause they look pretty. food is hard as long as you're eating i think you're doing a good job

i ate homemade yoghurt and falafel today because im poor

>>41329466
this is you. youre the onanist
>>41329467
do they have black forest cake

>>41329490
that sounds so good..... making yogurt seems fun I have a lot of friends who swear by doing it but im worried I'd mess it up

>>41329493
they were out :(

>>41329493
i am the penis cummer

>>41329508
sad
>>41329515
stop jerking off for at least a year. and coat your penis in wax

>>41329490
You can do that????

>>41329524
longest ive ever gone was a month
but i like your wax prison idea

>>41329483
i just can't cook and i got no patience
honestly can't say i've ever ate tiktok dinner desu
all my food is just pure fuel, tbf cucumber sandwiches are mad good with a little butter and good bread

>>41329530
put a string down the hole too

>>41329534
i respect it! its valid to not have it be a big part of your life too for sure

It has been 11 months since I last had sex with a trans woman

>>41329537
no fucking way
i met a girl who was really into bdsm stuff and she wanted to use a sounding rod on me. makes my skin crawl when i think about it

>>41329566
did you cum
>>41329568
yeah i would never do that stuff i hate it i just want at least one person to have a candle for a dick

>>41329573
Yeah I prematurely ejaculated. Unironically

>>41329576
did she make fun of u. did she step on ur penis and mock you

>>41329573
want to watch me coat my soft dick in wax then watch it break out as it gets hard?

>>41329583
Nope

>>41329527
>>41329499
it's really easy, i can share my method if u like

>>41329587
if you make a video of that sure
>>41329588
im sorry anon

>>41329311
korra del rio, amanda riley, nbnabunny

why is it so hard to find a straight trans woman that isn't polyamorous or into weird shit like pet play, sissy shit, BNWO and ABDL

my anecdotal experiences with trans women on dating apps and sites is coloring my perception of them in a negative way

>>41329239
He’s gonna stay an incel at this rate.

>>41329624
what would you prefer she was into

>>41329263
Yea bpdemons are not to be fucked with.

>>41329646
Im not an incel since i've raped 2 girls already :)

>>41329648
linux

>>41329624
My gf isn’t into any of those things, but is into some weird shit that’s not in your radar.

>>41329661
you know thats way more degenerate than any of that other stuff?

what's worse than bnwo?
should i even be asking this?

when was the last time you flossed your teeth?

>>41329624
I was going to correct you but then I saw
>pet play
And my tranner likes that weird shit so I guess you’re right (she’s bi though, not straight)

>>41329675
auto-erotic assassination is pretty horrific

what's up guys

>>41329705
My dick in yo dad’s ass

>>41329688
never

t. tranny

pet play is good. the other things are all bad tho

>>41329593
That would be great. I enjoy yoghurt a lot.

>>41329648
getting sucked off

>>41329624
I'm trans, straight and not into any of that.

The dogs here bark at every new person they see every day even if they've met them before so I'm up at a reasonable time

>>41329716
eww
>>41329721
yeah bc its better. shame is ok tho

>>41329726
Good morning unc

Coffee :)

>>41329752
Morning
>>41329777

steve sits next to you and asks if you want some of his coffee. when you put your hand in to take some you realize he put his penis in the cup through a hole in the bottom

>>41329661
im into Linux but I'm also a sex freak. sorry

>>41329713
ok it's really simple, i use a bread maker for most of the process, but you could use anything that can hold a temperature of around 44 celcius. you'll also need one of those cooking thermometers with a prod. you'll need full-cream milk, milk powder, and about a cup of yoghurt from the previous batch (use store bought natural yoghurt for the first batch).

first up you want to heat 700 to 800 ml of milk in a saucepan to 80 celcius. slowly.

while the milk is heating up, wash a glass jar in hot soapy water. rinse it clean and put it in a hot oven to dry upside down, clean the jar's lid too. sterilizing the jar is very important since your yoghurt will have next to no preservatives. check every now and then on the milk.

once the milk reached a temp of 80 C, take it off the heat and wait for it to cool to 40 C. this process does something to the proteins to make it thicker later on and also wipes the bacterial slate clean.

>>41329829
once the temp reaches 40 C, you want to mix in around 50g of the milk powder and around a cup of the previous batch of yoghurt. give it a good whisk to make it a little lighter, but not too much that it starts getting fluffy. also, at some point you should have taken the now dried jar out of the oven and given it time to cool off a little.

now all you gotta do now is pour the milk into the jar, take the bread tray out of the breadmaker (or use your oven), set the temp to around 44 C and leave it there for 8-12 hours.

once it's done, it might be a little too tangy for your liking, but a small amount of honey or sugar takes the tang away without tasting sweet at all. the neat thing about the fermentation process is that the bacteria breaks the lactose down (which is a type of sugar) into lactic acid which is what causes the milk to thicken, which loses most of its sugar content.

you should now have around 1kg of yoghurt. i usually eat it in a week, but make sure to save about a cup for the next batch. this is an extremely cost effective source of food that pairs well with homemade falafel

>>41329829
>>41329838
Awesome thanks. I'll save this to attempt next weekend.

If a tranner knows how to make yoghurt and regularly makes yoghurt it is hot and a green flag.

>>41329845
cool. post an update if you make it
>>41329860
yeah agreed, but im a chaser

noting yogurt instructions also I will research. i have a falafel recipe I've been meaning to try so this is so optimal. thank you I love you

i bought some cute wicker type baskets from ikea and im really happy... gonna finally achieve storage
i found a really big jug too so im gonna try and use it to drink more iced tea

>>41329870
>yeah agreed, but im a chaser
A repper by the looks of your posts.

>>41329891
Not him but why do you think so? Because the guy makes yoghurt?

>>41329891
i mean im a bit of a fag but i aint no repper
what makes you think im a repper?

>>41328525 (OP)
either philosophy, theology or linguistics
ty university and autistic friends

>>41329898
>>41329900
No capitalization of letters and lacking punctuation. At least you're not lacking all punctuation then I would deem you a 100% bottom. Now you seem to be a latent repper future transbian. I am of course 100% correct all the time with no possibility for error.

>>41329908
I agree that he's probably a bottom

I fucked my GF in her SRSussy today, and came twice over a few hours. She came once. We cuddled and napped the rest of the day away

did my injection, and only 7 days late!

>>41329918
Get a load of Gaylord Von Manmoder over here!

>>41329918
wahoooo! proud of you for doing it

>>41329918
good, now cage on slut

I'm having some chips and beer and I'm not letting you have any.

had a headache when I went to sleep, have a headache when I wake up

>>41329920
thats me
>>41329927
yayy :)

excited to get home and be a gay retard neet normie cosplay makes me feel like im losing my mind

What are drunk chasers even meant to post about

>>41329929
no...

>>41329939
ur supposed to post an unsee

I like gay retards I need one of those to be my fagwife.

good morning weird people

>>41329941
im sorry stu, dont know what i was thinking

>>41329939
usually mostly abt being sad

>>41329943
Women dont like it when you send them cock pics why would i do that

>>41329947
good morning pichu! im having tea in 21 minutes
>>41329948
its ok we all go a little crazy sometimes

>>41329945
i have great news i am a marriageable fagwife who is a gay retard
>>41329947
good morning let's be weird again today!

does little white pecker poster still post here?

>>41329952
idk i like cock pics

I only send dick pics upon request

does the guy who hits his balls still post here

>>41329971
i used to do that when i was a gooner. never posted about it tho

>>41329936
bronya?

what do i need to do to maximise the likelihood of making bronya my wife?

>>41329974
you chasers are a bunch of little freaks arent you

>>41329978
PLEASE Take her off the market and off this gen I beg of you.

>>41329982
i had serious problems back then. used to punch em really hard

>>41329982
Nta but be honest you want a guy to hit your balls and slap your ass until you coom, don't you you little freak.

>>41329992
damn lol
>>41329994
yeah but thats different...

>>41329983
if bronya were my wife id encourage her to shitpost even harder
i think she has a fascinating mind

are you aly or aj today

>>41329953
>>41329956

>>41329996
sometimes i'd sit on the ground with my legs spread open and throw a ball against the wall hoping that it'd bounce back into my balls.
but most of the time i just punched em to numb out everything else going on in my life that moment

>>41330013
wtf

how is everyone doing tonight?

>>41329916
You’re liv’n the dream

>>41330030
Who are you and why haven't I seen you before?

>>41329467
six quid for a small slice is too rich for my blood
they look really good though

>>41330013
thats something

>>41330036
it's been a few years idk

>>41329969
Smart man.

>>41330030
Breakfast time for me

>>41330044
Fair enough. Tranny or chaser?

>>41329982
Yes

>>41330027
it's a rush man. throwing that ball as hard as possible against that wall...

>>41330044
Rate your nipple sensitivity from 1 to 10

>>41329943
This
>>41329952
They like torso and bicep pics
Cock pics too if they're tasteful

>>41329952
Trannies are more like gay men so its fine.

Damn it’s too early for that shit.

would you want to know if the girl you’ve been talking to had a sex dream about you?

>>41330081
Hell yes.

>>41329976
yes I am. the bronyer
>>41329978
you could probably increase them pretty dramatically by like. asking for my discord or something

>>41330081
Nah, I don't really care.

>>41330081
Depends on if I'm actually interested

>>41330086
what’s my discord?

>>41330092
that's easy its beingnicehavingfun

>>41328525 (OP)
I would consider myself well versed in transit policy and I could def yap for a while about this current Supreme Court

>>41328726
ppl really just be making anything up, it’s crazy how one day you just decided these things were true and now your fantasy just lives rent free. I’ve not been w a black person b4, I (like most people) just don’t think it’s wrong to. So pls keep your weird racism fueled fixation as an inside thought, bc its strange

New tranner rankings
1. The anon who produces large amounts of saliva when she manually stimulates her salivary glands
Power gap
2. Bronya I guess idk
3. The rest

>>41330089
he said he likes me a lot

>>41330097
bronya sweep as expected. total bronya victory

>>41330095
I'm a trans-sit on my face policy expert. But please do yap for us

i want to be held down and

>>41330116
eat poo because i love stinky poo

>>41329918
Oh fuck I can't remember if I did mine Friday

>>41330120
Why are most tranners T50s?

>>41330120
It's joever

>>41330120
I have D30 eyes.

>>41330120
A60
>>41330122
count your syringes

>>41330132
Your upper third is cute, twinkish and fuckable. Troon out NOW.

>>41330106
Sadly no yapping today, I’ve got a bad sore throat, it’s like the second time I’ve gotten to spend time w my parents in 2 years and I’m sick T~T

i want to baby trap him

>>41330122
do one right now just to be sure

>>41330120
I actually met a woman with A 10 once. It's actually real freaky like supernatural vibes to them. Personally I'm a D20 I think. I also met a woman with heterochromia eyes. One blue and one greenish. Really pretty.

>>41330140
Aw. I hope you feel better

>>41330043
wanna see?

>>41330053
nom
>>41330054
take a guess, it's 50/50 ;p
>>41330062
nope. shush. i'm a good christian

>>41328525 (OP)
pokemon

>>41330144
how do i do that too

>>41330154
see what...

>>41330159
Sif is a female god so I'll guess tranny

>>41330120
Middle row, it's over

>>41330165
poke holes in his condoms or get good at leg locking him :D

>>41330159
sif r u the one w the transition timeline that everyone goes bonkers for??

>>41330135
That's a good idea but won't work bc I buy 100ish at a time
Thanks though <3

>>41330168
congrats!
>>41330178
doubt it, i'm mid at best lol

>>41330146
I might bc I'm about to leave for the day. But maybe I'll do it when I get home tonight

>>41330186
when did you buy them? subtract that many weeks from 100 and you’ll know how many you should have

>>41330194
do it at work. are you going to work

would you be nice to a trans woman that you didn’t want to have sex with?

>>41330209
Yea

>>41330209
I can't say I've ever met one but I would like to think I would be

>>41330209
I don't see why not. Not every interaction with a tranny has to be about sex.

>growing out this bush till I George W.
>this bush calls on all nations and wants you to watch this drive
>always coming up w new ways to harm Americans bc of this bush
>this bush needs to invade ur pants to find weapons of mass destruction
>my bush itching to prop up someone’s regime for her own interests

STU WIFE
T
U

W
I
F
E

>>41330219
do you make it obvious if you are flirting?

>>41330209
I try to be nice to everyone, except here where I mostly incelpost

>>41330223
im not married

>>41330228
Yet

BRONYA WIFE
R
O
N
Y
A

W
I
F
E

>>41330233
when will i be married

>>41330198
I have absolutely no idea unfortunately :(

>>41330200
I've actually done that. But I'm going to the local Pride parade for the first time

>>41330241
Sometime between now and eventually

my tranner will never get the big snip

>>41330225
I make sure she isn't getting mixed signals if that's what you're asking. I wouldn't like to be led on myself.

>>41330234
:o im bronya

Qott: everything

>>41330241
When you come back to NYC :)

>>41330255
can you explain it like im stupid? what do mixed signals look like compared to clear ones?

>>41330256
every night i say bronya wife to myself 10 times

>>41330264
do u think it's working. when will it happen

>QOTT
Nice try, fed.

Summoning a trans wife with sex magick (gooning to my folder)

i wish he would tell me if he jerked off to the photos i gave him

>>41330270
i dont think its working. im still 15,000 km away :(
maybe i should say bronya wife more than 10 times each night?

Putting stu where she fucking belongs (in my bed, falling asleep in my arms).

>>41330258
You're lucky you aren't a complete hon. Girls as dumb as you only serve the purpose of looking pretty for men

chasers who lift is it enough for me to go to the gym 3 days a week? historically i went 5 because i lived right next to a gym and my friend who's really into gyms told me i should go for 5. now the closest gym to me is by my workplace where i only go 3 days a week, so do you think i can do effective work with only 3 days? how would u recommend condensing my split? i can post if ppl care

>>41330244
inject at pride. inject someone else at pride too
>>41330247
i see
>>41330252
why cant she get a vasectomy?
>>41330262
:o i better get back
>>41330282
but im not tired

Putting stu where she fucking belongs (in the cuck chair, watching me rail a twink).

>>41330287
Yes, especially if the alternative is zero days

>>41330287
With a full body split its fine to only lift 2-3 times a week

Countdown until bronya is 30 and she can be a mommy gf

why are most guys who lift still fat?

>>41330295
would i just do a push day, a pull day and then legs? or is that too much to load on my legs at once? i'm also not sure about where to put core workouts.

>>41330292
i dont belong there. even if it gives me a boner

>>41330298
Maintaining a low bodyfat is about diet not really exercise

>>41330283
I'm smarter than anyone in your entire bloodline

>>41330298
they skip cardio and are perpetually “bulking”

>>41330298
Bad genetics

>>41330297
no way i want princess treatment however old I get. and... 30 is still young... right???
>>41330298
beauty standards for men are unrealistic. sorry!

>>41330290
I want to hold you in my arms so fucking bad. Get the fuck back here.

>>41330298
Eating at a surplus builds muscle quicker
If you're lifting to increase strength you'll prioritize that
If you're lifting to look shredded you won't

The bulk never ends.

>>41330307
Sure you are. You're like a dumb puppy

Do chasers have gay face

>>41330298
People don't understand how actual human physiques work and can't conceptualize the existence of strongfat guys (who are the strongest guys, period)

>>41330333
some do
some don't

>>41330322
Dumbest shit ever
If you are worried about strength you don't care about building muscle. Strength training is about motion, getting it down to a perfect routine. Not hypertrophy. Hypertrophy is for liking shredded/buff. So no, you have it backwards

the chasers are furiously typing rn

>>41330340
Weak bait, you need to reference some gay makeup scientific concept if you wanna sell "building muscle doesn't matter for strength training" to a room of /fit/ autists

chasers should do the workout that makes their faces more handsome and their hair grow back and makes them grow taller

>>41330373
Trannies should do the workout that makes them not commitnsuiciden

>>41330319
are your arms nice

>>41330381
You typed n instead of space after commit. From your furious typing. But, you also did it after suicide? Do you type a slave at the end of everything you write? That's pretty weird

>>41330373
that’s mean!
>>41330381
that’s cardio! the endorphins released when running are proven to help with depression!

>>41330381
that's just called a regular workout bc working out combats depression

>>41330390
>>41330391
It's not working

>>41330387
>>41330340
>hypertrophy is for liking shredded/buff
Whoa nice typo bro whoaaaa haha pwned!! BOOM! HEADSHOT!

>>41330358
Literally doesn't ur just an uneducated limp wristed b3ta cuck which is why you are likely a faggot looking to fuck faggots. Effective hypertrophy is 3iah sets of 10-15ish reps. Effective strength training is 3 ish sets of 1-3 reps

>>41330394
keep believing in yourself and you will get there nona!!

>>41330398
I want really making fun of the typo, the n instead of space was pretty funny. But really the space at the end was the thing that was weird. Why do you do that? It's really strange

>>41330399
We get it you read fitness blogs on reddit

>>41330399
>>41330387
Typo much??
You are massively oversimplifying the cool fitness facts you learned on stream, go read the sticky before I curl you by your lips

i am in love with the mirror today :)

>>41330409
I probably lift more than you you fucking cuck

>>41330416
Lmao you got twig arms why even try this. Not even hrt and you already look like all the testosterone has been sucked out of you

>>41330412
I cleary hit a nerve pointing out your strange typing behaviors. Touch grass and breathe in some fresh air.
Don't forget your Claritin, I know your nerd beta body needs it

>>41330417
And still lift more than you. Glim

>>41330382
They are. I sculpt them for the sole purpose of holding cute trans girls.

>>41330427
>Glim
What if Discordia was Japanese

>>41330427
You don't lift. You post 24/7 on 4chan. I don't think you actually do anything.

>>41330431
What if
>>41330434
Yet, still lift more than you. Its just getting worse for you

sick food today :c

>>41330222
Kill yourself, you know you will have a manic episode again, stop delaying the inevitable, i really wish for your death happening, the word hatred is not even close to what i feel towards you, i would replay your last moments again and again just to get off the fact you died because of me.
PS: you're a damaged good slut with daddy's issues and i hope you get raped soon enough
PPS: panties sniffer sends his regards *tips of fedora*

>>41330436
This anatomy is really weird. Why is the torso so shiny and sunken in but the legs so thick? Arms as well though not as extreme. And the face is very fat. Whoever drew this is a lard

Discordia's schedule
9am-10pm: you are retarded. No one knows more than me. Fuck you. Kill yourself of.
10pm-9am: pway video games wif me :3 who wants to be my fwiend x3 I'm sad someone comfowt me

>>41330428
what if you were holding me and, heaven forbid, i got a boanr

>>41330451
i also do this except I am always trying to say the second thing and it just comes out as the first thing :(

>>41330441
How do you get sick if you're not around people?

>>41330451
Its 8 an and I'm not doing that you b3ta cuck.

I get to eat eggs again oh boy

>>41330440
Why larp about fitness advice? Do you just feel the need to enter every convo? Be honest did you chatgpt the fitness question

>>41330461
family visiting, tho im not that sick desu

hello :)

>>41330454
You'd probably start rubbing it against my leg like you like to do. I'd let you, then start doing the same to you except with your butt until you're not only hard but also leaking.

in the future there will be a third sex thats just a little worm. there will be a 10% chance that a zygote becomes this third sex. it will take only a week to gestate and will crawl out on its own. the worms will have all the rights of any human being but whether they will have the same intelligence isnt known

can you be in love with a man you barely know?

>>41330486
That makes sense. Hope the sick food helps and you feel better.

It’s impossible to see stu as a woman. He’s very obviously an autistic porn addicted man. If you like stu then you are gay, because he looks and acts like a male. There’s nothing wrong with being gay though.

>>41330373
I mew every day babe

>>41330482
Bc i know more about it than you fucking retard cucks. You are keyword faggots. Hence knowing nothing abt physiology, hypertrophy, or strength training. If you're gonna say retarded shit about the gym, at least say it on /fit/ so you can get them to tell you how retarded you are. As a faggot you'd probably like the strong guys over there bullying you

got too stoned im all tangled up in the sheets im so vulnerableeee chaser come save me chaser

>>41330470
>its 8 an
LOOOOOL

>>41330499
>blah blah blah wrong opinion
She's cute as fuck and I want to make her my wife and mother of my children.

>>41330494
No but your attachment wounds can latch onto him hard

>>41330512
You are a desperate homosexual man with very low standards. And that’s fine.

i don't care if it went out of fashion I still want to be the dog

Up and straight back in it, let's grind out another bitch ass day and stack more bread

>>41330451
I pity anyone who indulges the second

just did my injection, getting a haircut later and then getting new pots for my plants :D going to watch some rlm and read a bit in the meantime

The only desperate homosexual here is bronya

>>41330502
You really are a pseud. You have to think you're smart. I don't get it, you're not. Life will be more fun if you just accept that

>>41330528
you know it baby

Trannywife to massage my sore hamstrings

>>41330489
oh... and then what...
>>41330499
this is true now but in about 20 years i would be the little worm

>>41330531
Ok limp wrists cuck

>>41330533
you already know he hung

>>41330534
get ready for my 27-hit ground to air acupressure combo. doryaaaaah

>>41330516
can that still work out in the end?

>>41330502
I hope you speak like this irl. It'd give me a reason to shove my dick down your throat to spare myself the retardation.

>>41330542
you already KNOW

>>41330526
twins! did my injection just now too!!

>>41330539
It's okay if you're upset, noodle arms. Just do some hypertrophy training and you'll catch up :^)

i would like strong guys bullying me too but i don't think it would be good for me to go post on /fit/ on account of my condition

>>41330556
ma’am

>>41330502
>you guys know nothing about strength training
>unlike me, who just implied gaining mass is irrelevant for strength training

>>41330556
Is your condition being fat or a tranny? I'm not trying to be mean it just really made me laugh

>>41330564
im sorry... did i do something wrong

>>41330556
i love that picture. i love laios i love gays

>>41330571
even better. im both
desu im sure they'd be totally nice everyone from there seems to be pretty sweet about that stuff but im just not really looking to build muscle or anything. even just some simple basic at home workouts are enough for me rn

Maybe I would have been happier if I had just stayed single

>>41330495
thanks T°T

>>41330574
i want to watch his show I bet he's so cute in it

>>41330198
I figured what's the wrist that could happens and just did it lol
I'm pretty sure I never did anyhow
>>41330290
Hm I don't think that's a good idea

>>41330556
ugh he's so cute tho

>>41330584
try and do it on time next week

>>41330592
that kind of super buff and slightly chubby body type is popular lately right... fashionable

just masturnated and nothing came out :(

And boneyard and the faggot crew have turn cg into lardgen. RIP. I prefer the transbians, at least they dont post things that make you vomit

>>41330584
Uh oh Rav...

>not fat enough to effectively bully bronya
Burger King breakfast it is, I suppose

>>41330621
can't hear u through my husband's big soft belly

>>41330621
Slightly fat, endearing gf >>>>> level 7 skeleton gf who nags me about my macros despite being unable to deadlift the bar

>>41330624
good boy

>>41330583
he is cute i need him to fuck that twink
>>41330584
no its ok if they get mad just tell them ur not really drugging them its like other stuff

>>41330630
Agreed

>>41330373
brutal

how much money would it take to have an even bigger pyramid built in front of the ones in egypt for me to be buried in ideally it would be bigger than all of them put together

im level 5 neutral mob that looks like this and i run around and eat plants and I do not even have a single skill i just hit u with my snout. could u love me despite this

>>41330649
stop hitting me with ur snout and i will love you

>>41330649
Poogie?

>>41330653
i am similar to but legally distinct from poogie
>>41330652
what if instead I just did it even harder

>>41330616
i need this so bad omg

>>41330662
i would probably leave

how do i let him know that i like that he is chubby without making it weird?

I want to rape Isabelle so much, i love you Isabelle let me lick your soles after you did climbing and hiking, let me suck your hog ISABELLE I LOVE YOU ISABEEEEEEEEEEELLE LET ME SNIFF YOUR PRINCESS WAND PLEASE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>41330672
Just tell me it straight it is the best possible way

>>41330672
Men like being appreciated for what they are, you just tell him

>>41330662
You sound distinctly perfect

>>41330676
>>41330678
he is always talking about trying to lose weight and skipping meals so i don’t think he likes being chubby

>>41330665
it would literally cure me instantly I'm so serious. i was patient and held back my love for big guys through summer but now it's winter I can't bear it anymore ... it's too cold.... where is my FUBsband to keep me warm....
>>41330669
please don't leave me.... im sorry.... i won't do it anymore .... (hits u with my snout)
>>41330672
I would just be direct! like if it's a change u can be like i really like how your body has been looking lately! but once you build up trust it's pretty easy to compliment specific things you know what I mean
more communication is always better don't overthink all the time just say what's on your mind

>>41330687
Why do you want to tell him you like him as something he doesn't want to be?

>>41330687
Hmm
Is there a parallel here between a tranny constantly planning and saving up for her srs and her chaser goes "noo babe you don't need it I love your penis, you don't need to hate it so much"

>>41330616
pic very unrelated EW

>>41330684
thank you. i love you
>>41330694
same kind of idea yea. but the srs one is obviously different

>>41330699
you are a coward

i do not like fat guys

>>41330687
He is trying to lose weight to get a gf you can rectify it all with that one simple message.

>>41330693
because i am evil and should die :(

How come the thread dies when I leave

So 4chan pass users can post and the rest of us couldn't. Interesting. Guess it was a captcha issue.

I wouldn't tell the girls this but I saw a pic of a really fat guy with a micropeen on his back all submissive earlier today and it activated something strong in me. Think I might switch to gay chubbychasing instead of straight trannychasing

>>41330727
No I also couldn't post

>>41330692
im gonna hurt you in ways you cant imagine

>>41330737
Femdom post

Isabelle would fix me, if only she wasnt a snowbunny interested in niggers :( Isabelle.... i need you, i love you... Isabelle......

>>41330739
no one was talking about femdom ur just horny

>>41330703
do people really find this hot? all i can think about when i look at that photo is what it would be like to be that guy and it makes me feel despair

>>41330751
......Yeah.......

>>41330748
>>41330095

>>41330712
what if the other anons are right and he gets mad at me :(

>>41330759
im sorry come here *kicks u in the balls*

>>41330752
faggots do yes. Girls find people like picrel hot

goodmorning

i refuse to believe discordia is a real person it has to be a larp

>>41330778
That's how I feel about pretty much all the tripfags

>>41330786
Yes.

>>41330766
Why would he get mad at you telling him you're attracted to him as he is.....? On what earth does a man do that?

>>41330786
i'm pretty normal THOUGH

>>41330790
idk but it could happen idk

>>41330786
That's because you are a fucking retard. Like to an absurd degree. Idk how a retard like Jenny clocked you lot so hard. I'm really the only one here not playing a cringe larp character

enslaving jews so they can build my stu wife her pyramid

>>41330767
>>41330652
>>41330632
>>41330645
Examples just from the 10 most recent of their post, almost all of them are some cringe le quirky retardation

>>41330811
and really this is just from the 6 most recent

>>41330795
Yeah not gonna tho

>>41330767
*I cum so hard I die*

>>41330814
too scared

The "don't chase tripfags" posters were right, unfortunately

>>41330786
yeah im actually a 43 year old somalian muslim cis woman from minneapolis. i just pretend to be a tranny online to destress from my job
>>41330805
no im gonna amass great wealth to pay for it. the workers will be very well paid, and they will all be jewish for unrelated reasons
>>41330811
i dont know what point ur making. especially with the second one idk how thats quirky in any way
>>41330819
keeps kicking u cutely

>>41330824
not when i am considered

>>41330828
>keeps kicking u cutely
kys

>>41330835
why are you upset about this pls explain

>>41330839
you are not human, and among non humans you are among the worst type. It's not being upset, it's disgust

>>41330831
aaaaaaa :(

>>41330828
>somali woman
>working
Nice try, stu

>>41330768
that looks like a babyfaced midget mutt, perfect for you

>>41330752
are you kidding that's an extremely conventionally attractive man. you might have worms

>>41330839
You femdommogged her too hard

>>41330868
that's a fossilized disgusting hair covered lard ass with no hair and an ugly face with cringe glasses. Only a faggot could find that thing attractive.

>>41330868
>conventionally attractive
among gay guys maybe
let's be real that's not conventionally attractive by ANY means

>>41330856
Isn't it just nice being all alone with no bf :)

>>41330880
he's the portion of men that are actually hot and masculine and not lard ass disgusting faggots. + hes half asian. Again only a faggot could find that other one attractive

>>41330868
i'm ignoring the other poster but idk it's just not my style. i'm mostly into guys my age, who are fit but not big, you know?

>>41330879
i would say that is, pretty objectively, a conventionally attractive man in general by any standards. maybe it's a regional or generational issue?

>>41330876
>hair covered
>no hair

There are two rules
Don't chase tripfags
Don't chase early-in-transition mtfs
The former is too mentally unstable and the latter is highly likely to be using men as validation during a high change period and it won't last

A tripfag early-in-transition is surefire to fuck your shit up

>>41330894
>hes half asian
no wonder your transbian ass finds "him" attractive, asian "men" might as well be women lol

>>41330896
are you kidding? since when are old fat bald gay bears considered conventionally attractive? i don't think u know what conventional means

>>41330896
Again. not it is not. You are a faggot which is why you think so. There are two people here telling you this and one saying they aren't attractive. Accept that ur a fag brodie

>>41330895
that's totally valid! different strokes

>>41330852
what are the types
>>41330860
i was describing a real person
>>41330874
she could never kick a cute boys balls so hard he throws up

>>41330904
fosho. it wasn't like "oh my god i can't believe people like THIS" but it just makes me think of being old and hanging out with my dad :/ but more power to u

>>41330902
nghhhh~ i admit it~ im a filthy disgusting faggot~ i can't hide it anymore~

>>41330908
you are a non human

stu does kind of give somali

files catbox moe/ubq49w.mp4

Starting a 15lb prime rib roast and a 25lb turkey

>>41330918
i like your blogging

>>41330912
t. My trans wife before her eyes roll back and she has a big ol prostate orgasm

done being a transbian, i want to get fucked properly at least once

chasers do you think you could estimate the load bearing capacity of your lap. my dream is to be able to safely and comfortably sit in a chaser's lap but im not sure what kind of target weight I should set for that. maybe it's more of a surface area problem? anyone have experience sitting in laps please weigh in

>>41330917
that might be the shittiest porn i've ever seen why would you ever release that to the public

sqworms around

>>41330933
im just a baby

>>41330931
In my experience with fucking fatties, volume is a bigger problem than weight

>>41330927
obvious demoralisation bait the idea that the sex with men is better is laughable to anyone who's even dabbled in transbianism
for me both are good i know what I want and im not scared to communicate it so it's chill. i believe in you neganon I hope you get railed like you're dreaming of

>>41330913
yeah but which type, you said there were types
>>41330916
how is that
>>41330917
stop doing that

>>41330931
I think my max limit is in the 330-350 lb range

>>41330938
i just don't really get how living in manhattan you spend so much time on your computer. i live in an outer borough and i barely spend time on here, much less make porn lmao

a little snail lived here

>>41330936
full of soup
>>41330941
naruhodo i had expected as much. that means I can focus on toning and building muscle a little more. ill do my best! need to dig out my kettle bell i only accept hearty proletariat workout routines i refuse to pay for a gym with a million fancy machines

>>41330950
Didn't realize you had fat lil digits

>>41330945
i see i see that's something like 150kg. definitely seems like weight is not the main issue

>>41330883
he said he likes me tho

>>41330954
its being squished against the table its not that big!

>>41330944
you just look kind of Somalian if someone told me you were somali I would be like oh yea that makes sense

I would like to make friends with that other chaser who also had a turbulent relationship with a tranny. I think he's the only person who could understand me. Is he here? How is he doing?

>>41330931
Max load capacity is unknown, comfortably anything under 300lbs for hours upon hours. Bony little butts hurt more than heavier but larger soft butts.

Ranked competitive cg goon battle
Winner gets bronya

>>41330942
>>41330942
how is that demoralization bait

i cannot express to you how hot it is when a guy saves money. a guy that's thrifty. maybe this is niche or depressing but whenever I see a cute guy using a bunch of coupons or digging through the sale section or pulling out the most niche loyalty card like it's totally normal my heart flutters. it just makes him seem like he's responsible and a good provider

>>41330977
i see i see....... studying this
>>41330978
I would accept this. but the criteria will be stringent and if i win i will continue to wait for an acceptable challenger

>>41330980
On your knees slut. Daddy saved $13 buying two packs of paper towels that were on sale instead of a larger pack and got two additional rolls out of the deal

>>41330980
no it makes him seem lame. My roommate is frugal as fuck and it's annoying. I have to buy the tp bc this guys unironically will get single ply parchment paper ass tp. just spend the money bro

i am begging you all to just filter and ignore shitcordia
stop giving her (You)s
yes she's retarded, she's doing it on purpose for attention

happy cozy thoughts

>>41331004
nah i like her. stop being a redditor

I post here like three times a year and people are using it to doxx me on /b/
I think I'm finally understanding that a place like this will always view trans women as objects, not as people.

>>41330985
fuck that's so hot. i can't believe that's actually genuinely hot to me i think i have a big chunk of my brain missing. two rolls and $13 is crazy I would talk about that for years afterwards
>>41330990
it's definitely annoying in a roommate. i am comfortable being demanding ill just buy usable toilet paper in a relationship you know what I mean. im great at spending money I have that side of things covered A-OK
the toilet paper thing is real tho I had to sit my last gf down and have a long conversation about like. we have enough money to not be buying single ply. we're not rich but there's certain standards of living I personally consider worth the dignity

>>41330925
Thanks

realizing that all the hardcore degradation and cruelty and transphobia that i kept internalizing from 4chan since i was a teenager is not what i actually want

>>41331009
this cat is imagining sucking breast

>>41331004
i cant imagine being this wormed by another tranny

>>41331010
she is a proud redditor and constantly talks about how it's better than here

>>41331013
people are doxxing you on /b/? why are you on /b/?

>>41331013
/b/ is the shitheap
Not our fault bronya and sarah hooked a couple whales into stalking here

Any tranny who wants to practice sitting on a chasers lap and perhaps a chasers face? I'm available.

>>41331021
who among us doesn't imagine this each night

>>41331030
huhhh they came with the trips from there that's nothing to do with me

>>41331025
i dont really care. the fact you think im using redditor as an actual insult based on using reddit is embarrassing.

>>41331023
wormed? she's just horrible idk what to tell you

>>41331035
id love to sit down. i hate standing

Should i order pizzar or tacor bell

>>41331035
yes I am interested in a variety of chaser-tranner seating arrangements. i will send the experimental proposal to your inbox

>>41331047
its giving jealous. sybau hon
>>41331010
based

>>41331050
I can’t decide

>>41331058
hurry im hungry

>>41331030
idk if im just still drunk from last night but idk even know what ur trying to say

good morning thread
my head fucking hurts

>>41331062
Taco Bell

>>41331067
>67
ok

should i eat food and get fatter or drink onions for every meal

i hate working

>>41331074
onion

my neck is 12.25 inches in circumference

>>41331065
[LOUD HORN BLARING]

>>41331080
do u want me to buy u a necklace

im not even really all that particular about whether my beats are fast or my bass is down low to be honest

>>41331089
sure

>>41331092
i dont have money sorry i shouldnt have offered

>>41331083
AHHHH FUCKC

steve has weird neighbors
this fat kid is always riding his bike around the culdesac and staring at me and today he tried to talk to me

>Jersey Mikes
#4
+Olive oil blend, +Mayo, +Oregano, +Salt, +White bread.
-Red wine vinegar, -Lettuce, -Tomatoes, -Onion
And a Pepsi bottle

>Taco Bell
Chips and Guac
Chips and Nacho Cheese
Chicken Enchilada Burrito
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
-Lettuce
+Beans
+Seasoned Rice
Water

Which do I order

>>41331107
huh? are you fuckingsteve?

>>41331029
I posted on /b/ for a couple months like way before I transitioned years and years ago and people are still weird about it
>>41331030
I know it's awful, hence I don't post there and haven't in a long time but apparently posting here is enough to make people be awful

>>41331114
she's babysitting his new gf while he attends his court hearing

your honor, she said she was 18

>>41331111
just for the quads, ill answer and say taco bell.

i keep zoning out and drooling on my fucking keyboard im gonna break it out of sheer brain damage what's wrong with me

i love observing the reppers in faust’s server they’re so adorable

>>41331114
no but it probably looked like that when i walked barefoot out of his house at 7.30 in the morning, with a pile of clothes in one arm and my heels in the other

>>41330120
me

>>41331157
bronya’s dream bf

>>41331163
bronya dream bf is selfcest?

>>41331170
lol

>>41330768
I have a strong dislike for this type of face + haircut

>>41331183
for hot men?

>>41331183
>I have a strong dislike for this type of face + haircut
Those guys are always bottoms

>>41331013
Who are you supposed to be?

>>41331199
you have the brain of a faggot. bc ofc you are a faggot

>>41330120
what does it mean

>>41331199
fat ugly chaser cope
nothing wrong with his face but the haircut is awful

I've never been sad or mentally ill in my life
I am handsome and strong and women love me

>>41331221
hi eui!

>>41331224
he has a bottom mutt face + shitty fuccboi haircut + a manlet

>>41331249
trvke

Rosewood

Bronya

>>41331249
>bottom mutt face
what does that even mean? his face looks fine
>shitty fuccboi haircut
like i already said...
> + a manlet
possibly but we don't know that

>>41331263
I want to talk about me

>>41331268
whats your favorite bronya moment

>>41331013
no one's using /tttt/ posts to dox you on /b/, not in the trap hovel anyway

>>41331265
>what does that even mean?
you're probably an amerimutt, since you can't immediately tell this mutt is like some brown hapa mix
>we don't know that
lol
if you can't immediately tell from various tells in the picture, then enjoy getting catfished by some roidrage mutt manlet like this

>>41331273
my personal favourite was the moment i got in wasted from the club and posting a 6 minute moaning vocaroo which was described to me the next morning as having "explored the soundspace extensively, keeping the listener's attention for the full runtime"

>>41331280
>some brown hapa mix
that does not make him ugly you weirdo

>>41331233
hi how did you recognize me

>>41331286
yes it does, I don't like his goblin face, nor his genetic and height predisposition to violent behavior

>>41331284
where can i find this vocaroo

Imagine if Isabelle was putting her nostrils on the entrance of my smegma covered foreskin and she would sniff, that would fix me. Isabelle i love you be my little slut Isabelle Isabelle i need to rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape

dawgywaffen out in full force again

Did someone say goblin?

>>41331288
hair color plus very distinctive eye shape

>>41331303
i have no idea its from forever ago

>>41331307
I feel no attraction to non europeans, sorry

Good morning. I did it. I fucking did it.

>>41331299
thats fine we all have our preferences

>>41331323
what

>>41331323
You type differently here than over text? Weird.

>>41331326
Gf acquired.

>>41331311
i would put it over ww2 footage at a very low volume
>>41331323
yayy!

>>41331335
Was drunk and high, hence the extra u

>>41331325
I prefer superior people, such as myself. All the pinoy muscles in the world won't save him from my superior mauling techniques

>>41331308
I did

>>41331349
Goblin voice vocaroo when?

>>41331339
thats ero

>>41331346
I refer to capitalization and punctuation.

>>41331347
thats cewl

>>41331355
I swear I did that already, did I not?

>>41331368
Same. It's weird how that's somewhat exclusive to men.

>>41331375
You did. I want more.

hello guys

>>41331384
Hi

My phone is too old for the eye pictures. Here's my crusty ahh morning eyes though

capitalization = tops
punctuation on the internet = unfuckable autists

>>41331377
The women I text basically all use proper capitalization and punctuation.

theres tops in here? >////<

The women I use all prefer my proper capitalization and punctuation.

i always hit caps lock ten times before typing out a post

i mostly sleep w women that cant read or write

>>41331394
you have long ass eyelashes

>>41331382
no!!!!!!!!!!’

>>41331420
Okay.

>>41331323
Giwtwm
One day, just not the way I wanted

>>41331111
I got jersey mikes for the soda but got turkey and provolone instead of #4 bc they put too much meat and not enough cheese on the #4

Overdid it squatting yesterday
Can't get steps in today now, tried to go out and I was hobbling around the neighborhood like a decrepit old man and turned around

Would you keep it down, I'm trying to masturbate here!

I think the main reason I am not as pretty as I can be is because I have no energy and I am sleepy all the time.

>>41331442
switch hands for mommy

i need someone to tell me what to do...

>>41331486
piss yourself. now

he doesn’t love me anymore

>>41331487
i just used the toilet :(

>>41331491
without permission?

>>41331492
im sorry ><

how do i get people to start seeing me as male again without going off hrt or cutting my hair or wearing men's clothes or using my male voice

She doesn't care about me anymore
Way she goes

>>41331503
they already see you as male

dawgy is white chad only sadge

Discordia and braith have the same type of vibes

i need to have children & i need to have children SOON

hehe nerd cat what he doin

>>41331533
braith is less retarded & has some degree of joie de vivre

european doesn't necessarily mean white lol

>>41330608
When I do it two days late I do it a day late the next week and on time after that
>>41330623
What :(
>>41330632
Oh noooo I accidentally left it all at home :'(

>>41331549
yeah i'm sure that anon was a sicilian

>>41331546
The difference is braith does it naturally vs needing chatgpt to know how to shitpost

me, a woman? well, i never!
i'm just a god fearing lutheran man

>>41331549
Yeah they could be a spaniard

>>41331546
>& has some degree of joie de vivre
Categorically false. Braith seems genuinely soulless and dead.

>>41331556
>>41331567
yeah I mean I don't consider myself white so

>>41331571
no she can be fun

>>41331412
i can just about do both but i am very stupid, sometimes it gets me down but then i remember i drink water, breathe and laugh like everyone else so basically it doesnt matter

>>41331549
True, I'm not white I'm Occitan

>>41331582
i think thats beautiful and enlightened

Why is braith anon posting here holy shit you lost. leave

Me me me pay attention to me

>>41331612
Twinkerbell