Thread 41335833

Previously >>41332695
Question: who do you ship Mr pancakes with? xD

Hey that's me!

shloud I get junk food

>>41335833 (OP)
fucking threadcucked
it's like stubbing my toe

>>41335854
Like what junkfood

Is this real

mr pancakes will be eviscerated in the name of the christ

>>41335866
idk like going to a gas station and getting like hashbrowns or pizza or smth

>>41335812 #
>it's not about political belief it's just that men generally are often pedos

No they’re not. There’s a difference between pre puberty and post. Most of the disgust for people creeping on post puberty minors comes from the power dynamic aspect

>>41335869
https://voca.ro/14lAHNCoV8q5

>>41335833 (OP)
I ship myself with slayer naturally because its what he needs is a strong masculine man in his life

TFW don't know if he deleted Grindr or blocked me

>>41335889
https://voca.ro/1oI6E5Ffnxjx

>>41335889
Then yeah I would I only eat junk if I have a bad day I’m guessing that’s why?

>>41335865
But you're still very fluent and choose your words wisely. Maybe you just have a natural talent for language and communication. You should maybe write. I am a published author but don't have much to say.

>>41335891
Smokes range from 15-20 dollars and we dont have the same brands i used to smoke rothmans

>>41335894
https://voca.ro/1ejHxLqNVRsr

The attacks on so-called "transgender ideology" are a new form of medicalised homophobia, not in the sense that there is the same patient (an effeminate male that has gone astray and must be corrected, must be a subject of salvation), but that the function of sexuality and the role of gender are being delineated onto the person, the true self proscribed as pathological, and the accepted dogma of heteronormativity prescribed as the "true reality" to the person who exists outside the fold. Gender, we see, is officiated and held forth; the grand auto-da-fe burn for exorcism of this horrid, dark specter!

I guess though cigarettes you can get them cheaper some places like typically sell them for 5 dollars but your not supposed to get them cuz they are illegal I guess

>>41335910
Don’t encourage bro’s gonna write mein kampf part 2

>>41335905
what are u saying

>>41335907
yeah it's a bad day but every day is a bad day so idk
it's rainy out though and I like driving in weather so I might go just for that

>>41335871
https://pure.eur.nl/ws/portalfiles/portal/137121301/When_Kinks_Come_to_Life_An_Exploration_of_Paraphilic_Behaviors_and_Underlying_Predictors.pdf

>>41335910
https://voca.ro/1jgi0XeWnkVN

>>41335916
https://voca.ro/1ogF9bi9ph2v

Do we like paw patrol better or zootopia?

>>41335936
>self reported

>>41335935
https://voca.ro/1bWBCcSkDUId

>>41335935
> yeah it's a bad day but every day is a bad day so idk
it's rainy out though and I like driving in weather so I might go just for that

That sucks you should listen to dramatic 80s music while driving. It worked in rocky 4

>>41335956
So?

Sup

>>41335927
bro i pay sixteen dollars a pack.

Honest thoughts?

>>41335971
Wow you look japanese

>>41335964
I don't trust men to self report that stuff honestly

>>41335963
https://youtu.be/6tz4xJWbY9s
I've had this in my head recently so I might listen to it

Im laying in bed in my bear costume with my weighted blanket and my plushies to help me with my schizophrenia

>>41335940
I think you have an intelligence where you can think through things. It's pretty rare, even in college, as you seem to have experienced; a lot of college kids just dabble and don't know what life is about. I've met other people who were homeless in high school (my gay friend for one, and I used to let them stay over), but they were "dumb" in the sense they couldn't know themselves or know what was an injury for them. You sound like you can think through problems and be introspective, call out bullshit, know what's wrong with others without being holier-than-thou. It takes spirit and I'm glad to hear your brother is a good writer, even if he thinks he's not good enough. I do think verbal intelligence is inherited and it would probably be true that you have verbal intelligence if your brother does.

https://youtu.be/GU8VmJsX6-s?si=cGISB-YkOvcKHGt3
https://youtu.be/7csXfSRXmZ0?si=orEpHb06eKRaRt7U

>>41335993
Sounds relaxing. It reminds me of runescape music and nightwish

Omg were twins
https://youtu.be/HSsz8_vzLGM?si=OTibbyh5GK2KeCsm

might open the chronic i been savin as my emergency stash. i can always replenish it later this week.
it's good practice to always have a backup uwu

>>41335952
my little pony

>>41336013
https://voca.ro/1oHQ9SCfyiUq

>>41336033
I LOVE MARES my snowball is a MARE xD

>>41336037
The reason why publishing is hard now is that Amazon owns all distribution, as you pointed out. You weirdly know what's going on despite not being immersed in publishing. The reason why you don't see authors in their mature phase is because the big five publishers rely on "Track" which is a computer-generated algorithm that will predict how many copies an author will sell. A debut novel is easier to sell because the author will not have any "Track" ratio, basically. But after that, the second novel's sale value is predicated on the first novel's sale value; if you aren't on Oprah's list or winning a novel award, you are basically going to have your career stop there.
But I think the last great author was David Foster Wallace.

Need a rs_x drilling rig bf

lol tuning into these methy vocs

First one I hear is "why are all the [people I claim I can score with] an ocean away, oh why, oh why..."

Next is his warning shot to Winona, who apparently isnt reciprocating his pleas for validation. So I am calling it now: Winona will be the next one he is constantly bitching about and calling a troon if Winona shoots him down like every other e-bf he has tried to woo here.

And now methy wants to be appreciated for his intellect as a writer who cant type lol

I used to think his vocs were because you cant dodge cars, homeless, whack off and type at the same time.

More recently it occured to me that he uses vocaroo because theres no way to chain thoughts that ramble that much into coherent text. Half the time he ends by admitting that he can't even remember wtf he was talking about.

Methy the writer lololololol his first book now on vocaroo lololololol

>>41336043
Right now Steve and snowball dont get along they had a HUGE argument last night

Is Mr pancakes really schizophrenic and autistic or is it a larp

>>41336075
https://voca.ro/12T0q67AKHkf

who the fuck is methy.

>>41336128
Larp for attention

I used to learn a lot through Europa Universalis; I am a pleb.

>bf info dumping about special interest
>Yappin for like 5 mins anout the lore accurate detail on his model plane or something
>Oh that's nice sweetie :3
>ragebait success
>He cncs me
Is it too much to ask for?

Hiii

>>41336141
Its what biboomer calls slayer

oh god Idk how much more of this nasally whining fagcent I can take make a fucking a point already you burned out incel hun.

I guess sucking off spics when you are 5 years old scrambles your brain or something jfc

>>41336106
https://voca.ro/15yEx5pY7Isl

>>41336162
the best thing about those games is getting to read about cool events

>>41336141
when are you updating to colanon

>>41336178
I think it's because they're emotional and you can invest all your focus into it. Research is too hard to do on one's own when you're not trained. Movies are obviously going to be more distorted because of narrative and budget constraints, but games are endless.

>>41336193
where is the hair

>>41336193
where is the hole

>>41336193
I want to look like that and flex like that

Be honest

>>41336206
bears are meant to be bearded, and not just fat as shit

What makes you special? For me, it's my hair. I love it. ^-^ What about you?

Yeah Im jealous of a repping closeted 40 year old hun with a single digit body count who whacks off in the streetside bushes at night so the coal burning mother he lives with doesnt hear him gooning to teenage boys.

No, methy. The reason I stay interested in you is because you are too retarded to know you are retarded. You are impervious to reality. No evidence of your utter failure at every level of manhood can shake you and its amazing. I cant feel bad abusing this level of retardation because it doesnt effect you and seem too infinitely obnoxious to care.

You are gods perfect lulzcow, never change. As if you could. Only you could present being the most obvious loser on the west coast as some virtuous victory. By all means, continue.

drag queen tops >>>
https://x.com/pamthetop/status/1977234619750560146

>>41336248
What makes me special is my autism and my schizophrenia

>>41336248
You know that fox is in the act of killing a small helpless furry critter, right?

>>41336251
wtf he sounds like this
https://x.com/pamthetop/status/1973480261439680572

divine squeak

Mr pancakes was the bibisi even as good as its hyped up to be?

>>41336305
That was my impersonator

oh god, my insides

>>41336248
Omg post your hair qt, I have long hair too. I realized short hair and my giant ass head dont mix, but long hair I look majestic af ngl

My impersonator has said many things including that I am bbc only and that I have hiv neither of which is true

>>41336164
cute

>>41336248
ppl say I'm very intelligent and articulate/eloquent and insightful
lol
but I'm still a fucking low functioning loser useless sack of shit so idk how true any of that is

>>41336318
then why do you have HIV meds

>>41336338
>then why do you have HIV meds
I dont that picture was photoshopped

>>41336358
how can you tell

>>41336141
Texanon is it true that you fuck dogs

I wish that I were cute and inspired thoughts of sex in men

it's really not that abnormal to be sexually attracted to animals. we share a lot of similarities, you can learn to be gay towards different species
did you know that dogs share 85% of their dna with humans?

It's late at night and there's nobody home, and I think I smoked too much weed, and I watched Friday the 13th. I need someone big and strong to hold me.

go away pedocheeks.

paige is so ugly that no even a dog would touch him

What's worse fucking a dog or pretending that you are a dog like dan does (it sexually arouses him)

how do you even know if guys think you're cute or like you

>Chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes)
~98.8%
>Bonobo (Pan paniscus)
~98.7%
>Gorilla (Gorilla spp.)
~98.4%
>Orangutan (Pongo spp.)
~97%
>Gibbon (Hylobatidae)
~96%
>Rhesus Macaque (Macaca mulatta)
~93%
>Baboon (Papio spp.)
~91–93%
>Cat (Felis catus)
~90%
>Horse (Equus ferus caballus)
~88%
>Mouse (Mus musculus)
~85%
>Dog (Canis lupus familiaris)
~84%
>Pig (Sus scrofa domesticus)
~80–84%
>Cow (Bos taurus)
~80%
>Elephant (Loxodonta africana)
~70–80%
>Dolphin (Delphinidae)
~80%
>Opossum (Monodelphis domestica)
~70%
Platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus)
~60%
Bat (Chiroptera)
~80%
Rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus)
~85%
Sheep (Ovis aries)
~80%

>>41336433
The look and eyecontact

>>41336253
Yes! All autistic people are special!

>>41336260
Yes ;-;

>>41336313
Here's mine hehe
Do you want to show yours?

https://litter.catbox.moe/ka4y6v.jpg

>>41336338
Sometimes the smartest people don't realize how smart they are! :)

>>41336420
Wow that's a lot of hair o.o

>>41336467
Honest thoughts on pup play

>>41336460
what shampoo do you use?

>>41336453
idk about the look unless you mean eye fucking and that's like creepy
and I'm not great at making eye contact, but guys who are friendly make lots of eye contact anyway so it's hard to tell

>>41336460
so glad I'm not autistic
and honestly I think I'm "smart" enough for it be detrimental
there's a reason the average intelligence is where it is, it allows people to function without running into any of the problems of being too dumb or too smart

>>41336467
Honest thoughts on the entity

>>41336480
always thought the entity looked like the enderman

I have arisen!! Well not entirely I'm still in bed

>>41336498
u mean Slenderman? fukken zoomers

I'll be ok. I built a fort in the living room, called my dogs and I'm watching The Simpsons eating popcorn.

>>41336478
I would work on the eye contact stuff didn’t your parents teach you that. And no the look is not eye fucking it’s hard to explain

>>41336504
Dogs are so scary

>>41336504
do you mean you are eating popcorn while also watching the Simpsons, or that you are watching the Simpsons who are eating popcorn

>>41336473
Cringe
>>41336502
Post you in bed pic!

>>41336505
pls don't yell I'm not autistic but I struggle with a lot of the same things
I'm just really bad at understanding social stuff sometimes, especially the esoteric things like "the look" where it's like I'm just expected to know it somehow

>>41336520
you are so pathetic lol shamelessly begging for pics from some random poster who you don't even know what they look like
aren't there enough ppl in Cali for you to try harassing

I got bit by a dog before so I hate them

>>41336520
>Post you in bed pic!

i feel bad for old people that have to work. a lady looked like she was 70, working at starbucks. why not just live off of social security?
i think i need to save at least 5m to retire, so hopefully when i'm 50 or 60

>>41336544
I love cats so much>>41336545

>>41336475
Head and shoulders

>>41336478
I like smart people. There are no detriments to me. :)

>>41336545
Cute just how i pictured you lol

>>41336467
>I can't deal with people describing reality
>so I will just keep repeating shit I made up in my head to comfort myself no matter how many times its disproven year after year
>then laugh at my own jokes

Go on. Tell me about the wheelchair I supposedly live in inside my mansion in Vermont from after a life of being a Jewish bio researcher.

Heres what evidence looks like, methy. This is skunk debunking the lore you fumbled over as if its real:

https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/40870700/#40871107

And heres you talking about your f-f-first girl crush

https://vocaroo.com/1ed9fMD8Ml76

Which apparently was true.

https://vocaroo.com/1cSIRY5Jl1oh
https://vocaroo.com/14hh5Aba7WwD

and fits the profile.

https://vocaroo.com/1jsOIntsqQtr

See, this is what fascinates me. This is evidence of reality from your own voice. And you will find any excuse to dodge it, like going back to whatever lore you invented where I am some troon named Paige that you will one day win over with your fake manhood because of your infinite fregoli syndrome. Utterly impervious to reality. Its fascinating.

So keep going, goontard. Keep repeating shit, rocking back and forth, imagining I am every poster and laughing by yourself in your mothers spare bedroom. We'll be waiting.

The bisexual who cant talk to women, closeted at 40 with mom, but isnt a repper who cant stfu about troons and thinks everyons a groomer while cruising online for teenagers literally from roadside bushes with his dick out, who starts eatins spic dicks at age five and is so confident of his manhood that he has to remind you every six minutes.

Makes perfect sense.

>>41336619
go to bed methy

>>41336619
Kys
>>41336620
Tldr

>>41336619
sir this is gaygen are you lost

>>41336480
The entity is a gaygen myth. It doesn't exist and never did.

>>41336634
>Tldr

Then let me help

https://vocaroo.com/14hh5Aba7WwD

pathetic wretch

>>41335833 (OP)
doesnt texanon like bears?
ship him and pancakes together if so

lol methy the cp spammer deletes the wrong post lololololol

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII knew it.

>>41336665
huh

>>41336528
> pls don't yell I'm not autistic but I struggle with a lot of the same things

I’m not yelling! It’s hard to explain still but you can usually tell if someone is smitten with you. Also you can signal subtle ways you are gay that would help

Another night of grieving keeping me awake. What's up gg.

>>41336727
would you fug mr pancakes or no
>>41335833 (OP)

get a fucking grip already.

>>41336727
Another day in my lonely phag life

>>41336746
I like when people argue here it makes me feel good about myself

>>41336765
You not lonely. You have gaygen.

>>41336746
Who are you saying this too sis?

>>41336655
>>41336665
Why would I post cp in here? I hate that shit. Eat another bottle of heroin pills loser lmao

>>41336774
Someone here said I will get gay death at 30

higher pitched eastern yuro ruski accents are cute imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d49u56ZQNUA

>>41336799
Who are you?
Well I can tell you I’m much older than 30 and I still land very hot sexy tops. The gay death meme is a lie spread by bitter sexually frustrated bisexuals who can’t get laid

>>41336801
What does it matter gay love isn't real anyway

>>41336819
It's normie from tha blocc. She used to be a pooner, but now she has a cock.

>>41336819
Truth.

>>41336819
> The gay death meme is a lie spread by bitter sexually frustrated bisexuals who can’t get laid
Probably. I was never a bottom or twink anyones but I was talking about ltr not hookups.
>>41336822
Sad thing to say

Dont be fooled by the rocks that I got
Im still im still Xanthippe from the block

Oh god another one.

You wanna see gay love. Look around. There it is.

>>41336842
he's right.

Why did they have to ruin the Mr pancakes edition by posting disgusting content ;_; this is supposed to be a nice thread

Gay love is real. Somehow I'm very lucky to know it.

>>41336871
Oh fuck off you bastard.
>>41336876
Gay Love is truly real <3

>>41336866
I’ve been in love with another man before. I’m tired of bitter queens with a bodycount in the 100s acting like they are the gay experience

Bloody cunt

>>41336460
I wanna get you boypreggers....

>>41336892
Hehe I like this artist's art

If I could be boypreggers id have a baby of each ethnicity

>>41336896
L-lewd (@_@)

>>41336899
That “artist” was Vincent van Gogh(Real)

Do gays have feelings?

I'll try to sleep again.

>>41336937
Gn. Try not to get ambushed in your sleep

>>41336944
Don't get me excited.
Byebye

>>41336937
Goodnight Timmy

>>41336746
>get a fucking grip
yea around your neck, with both hands

>>41336935
my main feelings are misogyny and hunger sis.

what kinda disney ass investigation is this

Finally finished "The French Connection" (1971)

Extraordinarily disappointed. I suspected why it got good reviews early in, and looked into it afterwards and was right. Lets just say it was the usual suspects.

I knew there was a counter culture shift and uprising in the late sixties but holy shit, the one thing they definitely were not was subtle.

https://youtu.be/cAVx9RKaLPU?si=sRK3ceKSp806DrGb
https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU?si=OMfvdz159E2gFNDf
https://youtu.be/pt8VYOfr8To?si=QPFPOajaXdQ4zNpu

transvestigating gaygen trips

it would be so cool if the feds actually arrest the cp troll and then he goes to jail for years, but nothing ever gets done around here

>>41337270
whom

Suhhing dihh

>>41337270
stop being transphobic

need a mouth wrapped around my cock

It would be cool if gay grandpa ate a 9 mill

I'm horny and sad.

are women parapalegics the retards of their gender?

What is your top conspiracy theory about the entity

You guys really ruined gay for me. Thank god only a psychotic imbecile would believe they had no other choices but to double down on following the circus to die with the clowns. Darwins law I guess.

squeak has squeaked his last

>>41337342
i hate stem
fob ass hoes

>>41337361
K keep us posted on your amazing love life lol

where's that old American troon? I need 100£ paypig. You know my cashapp. Send the money cucky

>>41337384
haha! liked

>gay love
lol

ive said i preferred ra over zekki even so idk where the fuck u got that nonsense from

>>41337394
and the right side is way more fun

Have you ever been obsessed with another guy's musk before?

>>41337521
Me and Gew

>>41337521
no but this is how i feel about every uncut man's hairy crotch

>>41337384
keep going

>>41337521
i wish this was more acceptable. i should be able to just nuzzle a guy's balls without it being a whole thing

>>41337521
sauce?

Blocking FAGGOTS on Tiktok, pity I couldn't RUN THEM OVER instead
*Count Contessa fades in*

Pluto stations direct in Aquarius today

>>41337697
That's nice dear

>>41337739
Day 457 of requesting photos of your hairy hole

why bother. he's gonna drop dead at 90 wasting the good hole god gave him

>>41335833 (OP)
I really want to bottom and be dominated during sex but I am a 6'3 dude with a 7 inch cock

>>41337760
*rolls eyes*

>>41337760
post hole

>>41337748
>90
Optimistic

>>41337770
Sir this is a blue board.

>>41337787
catbox

>>41337795
I don't have any of my ass and can't take one right now but here are two of my cock
https://files.catbox.moe/08yzrc.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/06dyjj.jpg

>>41337813
hot

>>41337813
i feel like you're not committed to bottoming. nice penis but the manscaping is awful

>>41337270
but then slayer/pdc/debaser/holden would feel bad in a cell

big
daddy
dick
!!!

>>41337813
Could be hot but I hate you, I'm taller yet my weewee is way smaller. It's a compliment but fuck you

>>41337822
>i feel like you're not committed to bottoming

You're not wrong, I've never done it before. In fact I'm the only person who's ever touched my dick so far.

>>41337853
why do you shave?
>>41337836
post weewee

Post CUMSHOT

2 years ago today troye sivan released One of Your Girls
https://youtu.be/ZhGl8McrOHo

>>41337760
what is it about bottoming and being dominated that attracts you?

>>41338011
nta but i just want the cum fucked out of me

I shall rule with an iron fist. Death to all who oppose me. For my friends, anything, and for my enemies, Judgment. I am that I am. All glory to meeeeeee ha cha cha

This man (?) >41338039 is a least in his 30s btw and just daily usual routine for at least a year is posting for 10 hours, write sheets of papers no one replies to, mainly talk to himself at this point, invite itself into any conversation, attention whore around, pretend to be educated and sounding poignant, command dominance when being like... this

I hurt my hand :c

>>41338096
post penis

lol

I go by many names. I am Amun Ra. Volguus Zildrohar. I am the alpha and the omega.

I yam that I yam. All glory to me.

Just me. No one else. Me only

mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine

>>41338096
Man up you pussy. Quit crying and posting every boo boo you unbelievable child.\

wah my leg wah my hand Apu at the kwikee mart was mean to me wah wah the homeless guy was looking at me and tyrone next door wont turn his music down wah wah wah gtf over yourself you pansy ffs

>>41338108
Damn, somebody's got issues (you)

boomer the centenarian. boomer the disruptor. VOLGUUS ZILDROHAR THE TRAVELER HAS COME.

>>41338096
what happened lid

>>41338099
No I'm driving to work unu

>>41338108
Schizo

>>41338096
you fell off your dildo?

>>41338152
driving penis is best penis

I think my first act when coronated Emperor of Earth, the 7 Planets and Sun and all within my gaze will be to crack down on these dusty old homogays.

Its not the sex I object to so much, its the bad taste and tense vibes. Not gonna have it.

And no more potty talk. Its like the only language you degenerates know.

>>41335833 (OP)
i ship gd with with glowies

Affogato is the motto ha cha cha

ey aye made me laugh kek

Planning this trip up yonder is hard. Everyone is telling me to go in summer but I cant handle no midnight sun nonsense.

And if I see one more cunt posting selfies holding a drink while standing in hot water outside Imma go postal. And these are grown men ffs.

And so many scheisty scheisters in the travel racket.

So mad.

>>41338151
I tripped and I guess I grabbed something weird, but then I was moving the couches around after and they were really heavy which I don't think helped.
>>41338153
No, the bussy grip keeps me safely in place :3

I've been far too lax on this general. This place has gone rife with riffraf. Homeless addicts, doletard foreigners. Literal joos.

We're gonna bring back some standards round these parts. I alone can save The General.

Naturally, I will model from our leaders and start facilitating immigration from other parts of the site. Can't leave it to you wretches to do anything for yourselves, that much is certain. Its like you are as good at drawing internet traffic as you are at dating.

Or whatever gays call it.

>Homeless addicts
trannysucker stray

>>41338188
do you find this unnerving?

cause i do...
i cannot tell how it managed to associate the naked shower pic with the cats but it seems to have done so...

and its a dumb resnet50 model too from 2016...

>>41338096
your hole must be insanely hairy

First, we establish the Ubermenschen. Bisexuals will serve as the Sturmabteilung.

jk bisexuals never show up for anything lol

i would skin all of you alive just to have a cute 18+ boy in my bed tonight
nothing sexual, i just want cuddles and to bask in their fragrance

>>41338205
you should try developing your own personality

>>41338196
it should not be able to pic up any camera peculiarities at all

>>41338188
So you arent the Modesto Creeper? My mistake. I retract my vituperations. As compensation, Management has approved you for this coupon for one (1) Courtesy chicken*

*Valid for 90 days only at participating locations. Some restrictions may apply.

>>41338212
is that shiza or you @ top left

>>41338221
issa lil debbie

>>41338209
I HAVE YOU STUPID FUCK
HOW IS IT THAT I HAVE TO ATTRACT A CUTE TWINK
WHEN THEY COULD JUST FALL IN MY ARMS??????

>>41338226
no, you have cobbled one together from gg posts

>>41338205
I just like them for eye candy at this point. They are pretty but they talk so much.

>>41338233
NTA but clearly you need something else in their mouths other than words

Only blank profiles and creeps on Grindr rn

>>41338226
Oh for chrissake just go to the bar and throw some money around. Wait for the one that hangs around complaining about their phone bill and you will have a date in a half hour.

Jesus christ its like you people dont even know how to gay sometimes. Staring at your apps all night. Learn how to start a conversation ffs

>>41338196
AI can tell I'm a cat uwu.

How does that happen tho :o Like what did you even have it do for a handful of my pics to end up in 1 sample? Are you giving ai my photos?

>>41338198
It is, but I have 2 bottles of nair showing up tonight, so idk for how long, I've been indecisive for a while about body hair or not :x

>>41338221
penis too big!

>>41338236
Yeah introducing them to mixed drinks usually does it. White Russians or Southern Blues usually moves things along pretty quick without them falling down on the way out the door.

Avoid the Long Island Ice Teas or Manhattans. They take too long to finish and it gives them too much time to start being obnoxious.

>>41338246
You nair your hole and you will deserve what is certain to follow. Its a deliberate chemical burn ffs

Music to tame the stg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmhD0FFlN0

>>41338246
its about 4000 pics scrapped from the last couple of days...

i get how it associated the cat color but not the shower pic...
it doesnt seem to random... maybe its the lighting but i very much doubt it... probably random.. doesnt catch other pix

Maybe I should just let the thread plod on to death. No wonder you all want bfs. You come to a forum for discussion and expect free counseling. I aint running no goddam incel clinic here. For people who talk about sex so much you all sure seem to have a hard time getting some action going.

I'll just say it- sometimes I think you arent really homogays.

>>41338275
Is the ai capable of mole checking I have a bunch of moles on my belly and they could have been visible in a pic with MP, maybe?

>>41338260
You don't put it directly on the hole, but it makes it so there is less to shave after...IDK maybe I'll flip a coin on it, it is annoying to keep your legs smooth, but I like the added sensation :/

>>41338311
Guys on grindr may fill the hole in my ass, but they can't fill the hole in my heart unu

>>41338317
Just do a wax. If you shave its going to chafe both of you. If you nair you are going to end up in the ER. Nair isnt for that sort of thing. Test it somewhere first to see how it works.

IT'S TRANS WOMAN'S WORLD AND YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE LIVING IN IT

>>41338317
its 224x224 pixels, it aint catching moles

>>41338327
dw you will grow out of that heart bit.

I did not care for Brokeback Mountain, did not care for it
>but the year and the context where it was written
Don't care
>but it's a well acted and directed movie regardless
Don't care
>but tragic stories are the reality for many gay men especially in rural
Don't care
>but I watched it when I was younger and there was not anything like it at the time and was really important to me and
Don't care. Make a sequel that's just the first section of the first movie where they're happy ranching together but extend it to 2 hours.

ennis did nothing wrong

>>41338246
>2 bottles of nair showing up tonight
what a world we live in when you can just schedule mental illness

>>41338341
I was at a park with bf eons ago where there was a swimming hole and this one kid hanging around with his friends no-shit asked me if he should watch that out of the blue. I told him it was boring and changed the subject. To this day I wonder if I was being pranked and it still bothers me that maybe I wasnt.

I liked it fine considering the shit source it came from. Didnt care for the first time scene, seemed smutty.

>>41338341
those movies are just bi propaganda, don't know why any gay person would watch

I feel I should go to /int/ and rant at the Icelanders for not having better national infrastructure. Its just insane. How do you run a country without a Wendys or Burger King every 30 miles?!

Not enough people I guess. But jfc seriously 4/5ths of the island is a damn wilderness. And the alcohol situation holy shit

>>41338363
I get it, but to me it's more about the love of two gay closets

>>41338363
They were both obviously bi and way too attracted to women, not just in unhappy lavender marriages. But I can chock that up to expectations and marketing vs what the movie actually is. It's not the movie's fault I was deceived by its reputation.

>>41338363
>those movies
Yeah all those "bi movies" out there.

Here is every gay movie ever. "Thirty seconds after I turned 18 I got bullied and fell in love with some other bully before I got aids and its the Christians fault." The end.

>>41338384
you're more generous than i am

absolutely no one on the planet cares what you nitwit niggers think of anything please stop offering your unsolicited opinions

Variation 2: "The bully I fell in love with got murdered in a hate crime or got the aids and he died. But we definitely would have gotten gay married someday and thats why I had to become a drug addled slut for the next 20 years, to be cool and escape the pain of whats-his-face dying. Otherwise we would've watched each other grow old together on a honeymoon that lasted the rest of our lives. Now instead I am forced to do this line off some randos dick and whine about it."

what do y'all think of manmoders

>>41338413
Dont know what it is or care. I mean, why tf would I?

>>41338410
what about "I fell in love with my straight best friend and pine over him endlessly despite years of no contact. I tried dating other gays, but they always end up being abusive rapists/pedos. I feel like love has died, and with it my raison d'etre."

>>41338413
no clue what that is but it sounds like mental illness

>>41338333
I've naired, shaved, and epilated before, I did make myself break out with it really bad one time, but if you work in sections it's easier to make sure none of the spots have product on them for too long.
Shaving is tough for me, I always break out, epilating is torture, unironically worst pain I've ever felt.
Waxing is scary, but maybe I'll test it on my 6 chest hairs...

>>41338338
Well it has to have figured it out somehow... Maybe chatgpt can figure it out...

anyone else reuse their coffee cup with weeks without washing it? apparently my grandfather did the same when he was alive lul

>>41338405
baseddddd. you tell em sister

>>41338431
Yeah thats a pretty common one too.

>Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður

so mad

>>41338445
Doing it with black coffee is gross and insanitary, doing it with milk drinks is vile.

iceland isnt real. no place can be that pretty i refuse to believe in their jewish lies

>>41338461
but its family tradition!

>>41338469
Your family is weird

>>41338452
heavily depressing

>>41338445
that's common with pu'erh tea drinkers iirc

>ehhhhhhh, if you're sick you need to go to urgent care!
i hate americans. they don't understand basic biology. basic biology stipulates that a virus is not treatable in the same way a bacterial infection is treated. that's why, say, covid, was so scary to sciencey people. a sinus infection is similar to the flu, but they're different. what's the difference? the color of the muccus. a bacterial infection will have muccus in shades of green. why? because the primary colors of light are blue red and green. when you add black to yellow, what do you get? green. black is the color of bacteria if you have bacteria in your sinuses, then your snot with come out with some of the bacteria in it. that's when you need an anti-biotic. the flu is different. the snot will not necessarily be the same color. it might just run clear and you're blowing your nose all day. if it's say the flu, well it's too late. you already got it. there's no anti-biotic for the flu because it's not bacteria driven. so what do you do? wait a couple days. better in isolation at home assuming you can afford to so as not to spread the virus. if the virus has not passed in ten days. go to the doctor. generally. incubation is day 1-3 from exposure. then you'll have a flair up day 3-10. then you'll have convalescence as you slowly recover, but still feel fatigued for the subsequent 10 days.

that's how it fucking works.
fuck dumbass americans that don't understand virology during flu season. you either get the flu shot or get the flu, it's up to you. you might be lucky and be asymptomatic. you might not. every year is different because of the type of virus the flu is. the flu virus mutates every year. when you get the flu shot, you're getting the cheat code to beat last years virus. when this years virus has mutated in comparison to last years? you could get the flu shot and still get the flu later on in the season because of the variation as a result of mutation.

>>41338466
Its pretty in the sense of "angles". Like it has a lot of beautiful natural attractions but they aren't easy to get to. Theres a lot the travel scheisters leave out, like the enormous hikes, the jackassy lack of infrastructure around them, the fact that the weather is usually wretched.

Its confronted me with a lot of harder decisions than I expected. My mistake so far has been expecting American levels of infrastructure to facilitate long distances and remote areas. These people seem savvy with grifting tourists but new to capitalism or something. They run their tourism like they did their banking. Their government seems to grow only more incompetent.

I wondered if this was AI but I think I sourced it as Skogafoss.

>>41338483
Ok, but if I call off more then 3 days in a row I need a doctors note to return to work, and my insurance makes an ER visit cheaper than a trip to urgent care, and my doctor is closed on weekends, so wtf do I do?

and i know what you guys are thinking: well it's because they're gross and they touch their nose and their eyes and the desk and the counters and the doorknobs and all this shit without washing their hands!

incorrect, dumbass. those nastyass unhygienic fucks have stronger immune systems as a result of exposure to all that bullshit. take for instance, people picking their nose. is it gross? ya. it's gross. do they have a stronger immune system from it? absolutely. i'm not gunna tell ya to pick your nose. i'm just gunna tell you i've never been one of the jocks. i'll always be a nerd.

Boomers should be fed tin round before they get to the age of mumbling 24/7

>>41338483
Well I said anyone who passed 9th grade biology should have known it was a hoax. Paper does not stop a virus. And viruses have no true vax. People are dumber than I thought. They should have had a clue when the flu reports fell off a cliff the same year. I mean, ffs, you could just use your eyes and look around and see it was a con game.

Let me get this straight: China just happened to release an unremarkable virus that scares the shit out of old white people who make up the base of their first rival in decades, Donald Trump, who is a literal microphobe, during an election year, where a bunch of sympathetic leftists on the other side of the Pacific just happen to get the idea to give the Kung Flu celebrity status as a reason people should stay home and vote in the easiest to manipulate way possible.

What a ton of fucking coincidences. And of course the winner barely left his basement to campaign for a year. Makes perfect sense.

But the riots can continue, those people are safe, even if mostly unvaxxed. Of course.

>>41338519
dumbass little shits with no life experience should shut their mouths and keep quiet

>>41338503
you wear a mask, retard. americans are so fucking retarded. it's not about protecting you. it's about stopping the spread of your germs to other people. it's called being considerate of other people. when you cough, sometimes you'll cough up phlegm. mask is to prevent you from coughing up a lung on your coworker. it's a courtesy.
if someone has a mask on it doesn't mean they're some paranoid schizo afraid of you giving them germs. it means they're sick and they're just trying to be polite. if you didn't politicize it by giving bad faith actors a soap box to spread propoganda, then this wouldn't be such a hard concept to understand.

>>41338509
lol I knew this guy

>>41338523
you know russia doesn't have mail in voting.

>>41338530
Seethie weethie...

I enjoy seething. In fact, I think I am going to seethe right now.

Oh that feels good. The warm comfort of perpetual rage mmmmm

Good seething music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybvbnqatz1w

>kisses you
Good morning, sleepyhead.

yall didn't even know what the word was til i taught it to you.

>>41338530
It promotes needless panic. Its an advertisement for a bullshit narrative. It shows submission to a lie to insult your intelligence, making it Stalin-esque. It says "You know better but you must comply anyways because we say so and will target you for harassment and financial risk if you defy our theatrics."

Nobody needed to mask for a flu before, and they dont know. Fear is no way to live.

>>41338569
https://youtu.be/GTFo0VKnNZY

must seethe more

>>41338604
i can tell you drank the kool-aid. you're not edgy, you're just retarded. if you don't want to wear a mask, don't do it. that's kinda the point. americans are assholes. wearing a mask when your sick in asian countries was a thing long before covid. long before covid. it's a courteousy. it's called being polite. people like you will run their mouth about their right to be an asshole and it's like: that's fine. don't cry when people don't like you because you're asshole. no one will feel sorry for you.

>>41338604
>and they dont now
fixt

>>41338604
you don’t need to but it would reduce the amount of sickness if we did (we won’t, because dipshits like you think inconveniencing yourself in any way is a mortal sin)

>>41338628
Yeah if you know youre sick. Im talking about forcing everyone including perfectly healthy kids to spend all day breathing through dirty paper.

>>41338644
are you morbidly obese or something this isn’t a hardship for normal people

Come on gaygen. You know you want to try it. It feels good. No one will know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbZHhChx5yo

wow boomnigger bot, you really have no friends at all
lmao

>>41338653
it's because they can't manage their own emotions so they throw a tantrum over having to do something they didn't think of doing on their own. people might get older. they might grow up, but they don't change. it doesn't matter if you're three or if your thirty. still the same snivelling little shit.

All these active young socialites have to come to 4chan to discuss imaginary sex and the simple challenge of finding a mate with every modern advantage possible. In their prime lol

>>41338660
unc taste in music

my taste in music is impeccable.

Nothing in this general worth reading has ever been typed in all-lowercase. And that's that on that.

I have to fade out so methy can go back to his larp without worrying I'll call him out with his own recorded confessions. Even pathological liars know they have to keep their stories straight, no pun intended.


cha cha cha cha

>>41338724
why would you put a hyphen between all and lowercase do you suffer from cretinism

new bread >>41338749

They can't stop proving me right :P

Life is good

>>41338770
Thats the spirit.

>>41338011
Basically what this anon said >>41338029

I have tried prostate stimulation myself before with modest success

>>41335833 (OP)
Is grindr a good way to find someone who wants to cuddle and play with my dick?