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Anonymous No.41340702 >>41340720 >>41340739 >>41340765 >>41340782 >>41340862 >>41341682 >>41342346
/cis gaygen/ adventurefag edition
how adventurous are you?

have/would you ever go:
a caving/spelunking
b deep sea diving
c into space (provided money wasn't an issue)


last:
>>41338749
Anonymous No.41340717
Does it leak water at the very least?
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340720 >>41340740 >>41340745
>>41340702 (OP)
I wouldn't do any of those unless it's a cave i easily can remember the way out.
Anonymous No.41340730
ROCK
AND
Anonymous No.41340731
I want to stick my dick inside a man. A very comfy sensation.
Anonymous No.41340732 >>41340931 >>41341089
there is literally nothing wrong with a dad making consensual love to his adult son
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340735 >>41340752
>>41340727
It's OK I dont wanting to get pregnant
Anonymous No.41340739 >>41340797
>>41340702 (OP)
a I've been caving
b probably not since I'm not a good swimmer anymore
c no
Anonymous No.41340740 >>41340751
>>41340720
I'm sure you would, the only cave you're not afraid and don't scream out of like a girl is your own munch box, you fucking caricature bitch
Anonymous No.41340745 >>41340757
>>41340720
ye but ur a woman so
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340751 >>41340757
>>41340740
I don't understand any of your post
Anonymous No.41340752 >>41340775
>>41340735
lol you would be pregnant on the first day if i visited you
Anonymous No.41340757
>>41340751
>>41340745
Anonymous No.41340765 >>41340775
My dark woke opinion is that it's okay to bully timur
>>41340702 (OP)
>a caving/spelunking
I've done it like twice but after seeing all those caving videos I'm too scared
>b deep sea diving
too scary
>c into space
Yes cuz Katy Perry did it and I want to know what it feels like to not have my soul weighed down by gravity
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340769
I want to be safe because I have someone who loves me.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340775 >>41340785
>>41340752
You keep the baby
>>41340765
Bully me, ho.
Deb&ser No.41340776
idrk all the other hoes on the radio rn
Anonymous No.41340777
a. went in guided visits to multiple caves
b. neither
c. neither
I am not adventurous/brave at all
Anonymous No.41340782 >>41341181
>>41340702 (OP)
The only one I'd be interested in is going to space but I wouldn't be allowed. Besides going to space now is pointless. I want to live in space like the Jetsons
Anonymous No.41340785 >>41340796
>>41340775
>Bully me, ho.
No I'd never do it myself. I wouldn't know what to say
Anonymous No.41340792 >>41340813
how come i feel really hungry after anal sex
Anonymous No.41340794 >>41340813 >>41340865
why is it so hard to find a boyfriend I literally spend all day thinking about having a bf and nothing happens
Deb&ser No.41340795 >>41340811 >>41340812 >>41341016
katy perry used to be rly big but idk where she went
i think it sucks this is how we do never made it to the radio because i loved that mv LMFAO
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340796 >>41340814
>>41340785
The go to is pooner but I not heared zigger for a while.
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41340797
>>41340739
why no space?
Anonymous No.41340800 >>41340813
I look really cute in this selfie I just took but I'm not gonna post it because I know you're all catty bitches.
Anonymous No.41340803 >>41340809 >>41340814
>I have someone who loves me
Let me guess, the butcher loves you, the baker loves you, your dietitian loves you because you bring her money, your gynecologist loves because you're a spoiled cunt, your shrinks love you because you give then money and they give the surgeons that love you for the same reason a paper to cut your tits and thighs, the abortion clinic likes you after your dysphoria changed your mind to have children, the tv store loves a hoarding woman, list goes on
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340809
>>41340803
I'm not a hoarder.
Deb&ser No.41340811
>>41340795
my fursona was that twerking ice cream
Anonymous No.41340812
>>41340795
>katy perry used to be rly big
she never was, your just dressed up like her in the mirror fat tranny
i bet you liked her because she kept food in her costumes
Anonymous No.41340813
>>41340792
You burn calories

>>41340794
We are 3% of the population. I also spend a lot of time thinking

>>41340800
If you post it in sendapic.xyz no one can download it, they don't let you right-click on it
Anonymous No.41340814 >>41340836
>>41340796
>zigger
i dont really know what that is? and I don't really see pooner as an insult
>>41340803
If you look at it that way the world is full of love <3
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340836 >>41340858
>>41340814
Zigger is like nigger with "z" to insult russians. Russian soldiers use "z" letter like pic.
The pooner jokes only make me horny at worst
Anonymous No.41340838 >>41340853
Ayahuasca smoking retreat out in the jungles.
Anonymous No.41340846 >>41340863
Never watched a football game in my life before but I'm obsessed with skattebo now
Anonymous No.41340850 >>41340866
ะ—ะดecัŒ ะทaะฟpeั‰eะฝo ะณoะฒopะธั‚ัŒ ะฟo-pyccะบะธ.
Gew No.41340853 >>41340883
>>41340838
If you canโ€™t have a spiritual trip natty then you are an npc
Anonymous No.41340858 >>41340887
>>41340836
Why aren't you in Ukraine
Anonymous No.41340862 >>41340896
>>41340702 (OP)
I'm the guy in the friend group that remind everyone their activities are dangerous, and then watches all his straight friends do the stupid thing and often get hurt...

No space, no deep sea, no caving. Anywhere air might be an issue is a no go for me, that's some youtube people shit.
Anonymous No.41340863
>>41340846
He's hot. But. However. Were you hiding under a rock? Like literally how is it possible to escape football in Murica?
Anonymous No.41340865
>>41340794
for me it's because i cannot relate to 99% of gay men
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340866
>>41340850
Russen sind verboten!
Anonymous No.41340872 >>41340979
Boards Of Canada are going to release something new and you just know it isn't going to be worth the wait.
Deb&amp;ser No.41340878 >>41340899
i do NOT miss guy
i know what 1984 was about
Anonymous No.41340883 >>41340929
>>41340853
Can you boof it?
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340887 >>41340897 >>41340941
>>41340858
I not allowed in military
Anonymous No.41340896
>>41340862
Do you by any chance have an asphyxiation fetish?
Anonymous No.41340897 >>41340901
>>41340887
I wonder why. Because you're a mentally unwell woman perhaps?
Deb&amp;ser No.41340899
>>41340878
it was about russian technologies not being made public because of too large crowds following stupid people
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340901
>>41340897
lol
Gew No.41340929 >>41340950
>>41340883
You can boof a lot of stuff it doesnโ€™t mean you should
Anonymous No.41340931
>>41340732
Hot
Anonymous No.41340941
>>41340887
oh right, i forgot trump banned trans people from the military again
Anonymous No.41340950 >>41340999
>>41340929
I am going to drink a bucket of the stuff and run naked in the subway.
Mr pancakes No.41340958 >>41340967 >>41340977
Im not allowed in the military either which sucks because I would so go rampage and kill every Russian and Ukrainian xD
Anonymous No.41340960 >>41340966
Has any of you EVER had sex with a man before? I kind of doubt it.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340961
Damn bro I nit even know my baby daddy's name lol
Anonymous No.41340962 >>41340979
Anonymous No.41340966 >>41340975
>>41340960
many times. have you?
Anonymous No.41340967 >>41340974
>>41340958
Are you a cruel person?
Anonymous No.41340973 >>41340981 >>41340998 >>41341000 >>41341026
Black people talk funny, my european mind can bare comprehend it, same goes for brits
Mr pancakes No.41340974
>>41340967
No but im just a tough guy really because I would wins against Russians and Ukrainians easy
Anonymous No.41340975
>>41340966
I am straight.
Anonymous No.41340977
>>41340958
You're fat as fuck and ugly even for a pooner. Just like a mentally ill and ugly bitchy woman would do, you can only harms those that can't retaliate as per your household pets dismembering fantasies or the kids you kept in your Comet pizza basement. Fucking methy poon
Anonymous No.41340979 >>41341043
>>41340872
>you just know it isn't going to be worth the wait.
That's why I never wait for stuff
>>41340962
Really wish I was a top when I see twinks like this
Anonymous No.41340981 >>41340993
>>41340973
Depends how much they want to be understood
Anonymous No.41340993 >>41341015
>>41340981
You're telling me they're doing it on purpose?
Anonymous No.41340994
40 year old women are like jizz socks that 100 different men have jismed in already. Who would want this?
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41340998
>>41340973
What European are you from?
Gew No.41340999
>>41340950
You should wear the ohio state mascot head and tell them god told you to do it when they arrest you
Anonymous No.41341000
>>41340973
Europeans speak the most wooden English with the most gruesome accent one can imagine.
Mr pancakes No.41341001 >>41341031
Do I look like a pooner to you
Anonymous No.41341002 >>41341012 >>41341013
i should be a big sexy wolf chad, but in reality i fit more in-line as a mouse femboy who gets knotted by big sexy wolf chad. i can accept that i will never be a big sexy male, i will always be small and pathetic :(
Mr pancakes No.41341006 >>41341027
Wait which side is canada on in the war in ukraine
Anonymous No.41341012 >>41341023
>>41341002
Roids.
Anonymous No.41341013
>>41341002
Trip on thorny
Anonymous No.41341015
>>41340993
The dialect seems thicker if they're talking to each other casually.
Anonymous No.41341016 >>41341035
>>41340795
https://youtu.be/KlyXNRrsk4A?si=G3yjLVY75iIpzuvk
Anonymous No.41341023 >>41341168
>>41341012
short and pathetic with bulging muscles, that's gross.
Anonymous No.41341026
>>41340973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxPtRajC-HU
Anonymous No.41341027
>>41341006
trudeu was literally caught dating katy perry lmao, you guys are cooked
Anonymous No.41341031
>>41341001
yeah
Deb&amp;ser No.41341035
>>41341016
yaaas i love this song i remember when it came out and everything
Anonymous No.41341043 >>41341068
>>41340979
Someone has to be a top hereโ€ฆ
Mr pancakes No.41341051 >>41341066 >>41341073
If it came down to it canada would destroy Russia in a war
Anonymous No.41341061
Crazy how sexual relations are impossible without difference...
Anonymous No.41341066
>>41341051
with katy perry's music lmao
Anonymous No.41341068
>>41341043
>Someone has to be a top hereโ€ฆ
my dick doesn't work anymore so it couldn't be me
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341069 >>41341185
>California trying to ban non stick pans
Fuck you
Idanon No.41341073 >>41341092
>>41341051
Indeed. That canadian rizz is lethal.
Texanon No.41341074 >>41341090
I wish slayer could get me boy preggers
Anonymous No.41341089 >>41341097 >>41341104
>>41340732
very freudian
Anonymous No.41341090
>>41341074
He's a nigger, but he has no black genes. Think about it girl :(
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341092
>>41341073
is blocking him beyond her
Anonymous No.41341097
>>41341089
Isn't it the contrary? That you want your mother and despise your dad.
I am not very inform on Freud and probably have a very simplistic understanding of him.
Gew No.41341104 >>41341174
>>41341089
What if Oedipus fucked his dad instead of killing him
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341121 >>41341143
After workout it's like

>pits stink
>head stinks
>balls stink
>feet smell fresh and clean

Idgi
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341143 >>41341183
>>41341121
why are you sniffing all your bits?
Anonymous No.41341144 >>41341169 >>41341176
Need to frot with dad and shoot into his hairy bush
https://x.com/Nzboi89/status/1904398905812414897
Anonymous No.41341164 >>41341177
Anonymous No.41341168
>>41341023
How short?
Anonymous No.41341169 >>41341194
>>41341144
this is the next vid that started playing
https://x.com/zhuizhuizeida/status/1974926378668794204
Anonymous No.41341174
>>41341104
now we're cooking
Anonymous No.41341176
>>41341144
i like the hair but the spitting is gross
Anonymous No.41341177
>>41341164
Very homosexual, cock sucking eyes.
Anonymous No.41341181 >>41341221
>>41340782
>The only one I'd be interested in is going to space but I wouldn't be allowed
what do you mean?
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341183
>>41341143
I like the ball smell but I always sniff check myself
Anonymous No.41341185
>>41341069
Fentanyl is cheaper than cigarettes in California. States retarded man
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341194
>>41341169
that better be ai
Texanon No.41341196 >>41341206 >>41341209
Do you think slayer relaxes around black people or no
Anonymous No.41341199 >>41341230 >>41341232
Delta is a skinwalker
Anonymous No.41341203
SEX WITH DADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (mine)
SEX WITH DADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yours)
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341206
>>41341196
Why would you?
Anonymous No.41341209
>>41341196
Imagine not being able to relax around someone just because they're a minority and their skin is a different color pathetic and racist
Anonymous No.41341221 >>41341281
>>41341181
anaemia. couldn't get into pilot school
Anonymous No.41341222 >>41341244
i made a huge mistake the other day, gave my personal phone number to a coworker because i thought he was actually cool, but then later on i realized all the cons:
1. his contacts list will now cross-reference my number with any of the services he uses, basically creating a profile on me without my consent, this is the reason i don't have a linkedin or venmo

2. he could be a nutcase, he can easily search up my home address with my personal number and stalk me, it takes 5 seconds to do it.

3. (less serious) i curated my contacts list to only be close friends and family or acquaintances i have a history with so when i get spam calls i know not to answer.

so i fucked up by adding this random dude, i should have given him my work number but i wasn't thinking. he doesn't seem like a criminal but i think he might be taking speed or some shit he was acting really strange at work the other day and also made a creepy sexual comment that i didn't have the patience for. i hate when guys try to play it off like they think just because i look like a fag that i want to hear gay shit from them i hope he just never hits me up, so i can delet and hopefully he deletes my number after realizing i don't want none
Anonymous No.41341224 >>41341297 >>41341299 >>41341327
New genocide plan: execute anyone who hurts or abuses animals, which will mean mostly black people by default lolez

https://youtu.be/qlNeLv6_EzU?si=rvuvOtBlRTpz8C11
Anonymous No.41341230
>>41341199
Can keep up with speeding cars.
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341232
>>41341199
Anonymous No.41341241 >>41341252 >>41341257
delta is a polesmoker
Anonymous No.41341244 >>41341246
>>41341222
I think your projecting he's not going to stalk you
Anonymous No.41341246 >>41341280
>>41341244
you're*
Anonymous No.41341252
>>41341241
Is he? I've got one he can smoke on
Anonymous No.41341257
>>41341241
pole dancer
Anonymous No.41341272
Brish guys are hot
Anonymous No.41341280 >>41341290
>>41341246
You're is not shorter then typing you are
Anonymous No.41341281 >>41341309
>>41341221
why is going to space now pointless?
Anonymous No.41341290
>>41341280
speech context > your retarded ass
Anonymous No.41341293
delta bored and sighing while shaking his moneymaker on your lap for tips
Anonymous No.41341297
>>41341224
omg ;_;
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341299 >>41341308 >>41341321 >>41341389
>>41341224
Animal abusers, child abusers, abusers of innocents
Mr pancakes No.41341305 >>41341337
I dont think you should go around executing people thats what the nazis did
Anonymous No.41341307
reminder that gaygen dot com is a pop punk general
https://youtu.be/JEwZgssV1gw
Anonymous No.41341308 >>41341322 >>41341389
>>41341299
So all of Russia?
Anonymous No.41341309
>>41341281
because what are they doing? getting a nice view? taking selfies for 11 minutes. it doesn't seem like they're doing anything life enriching or important. it's a ton of money and effort and risk for nothing substantial. well not to me anyway, other's may feel it's worth it
Mr pancakes No.41341316 >>41341333 >>41341347
Plus you know its actually a good thing to beat/shock dogs because it teaches them not to bite humans
Anonymous No.41341321 >>41341329
>>41341299
Hasan Piker...
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341322 >>41341456
>>41341308
Much of Russians love animals.
Anonymous No.41341327
>>41341224
>this kills the hasan
Mr pancakes No.41341329 >>41341392
>>41341321
Hasan piker did nothing wrong
Anonymous No.41341333 >>41341384 >>41341463
>>41341316
Anonymous No.41341337
>>41341305
yea but they looked so good doing it
Anonymous No.41341347 >>41341384
>>41341316
you're supposed to teach them that when they're puppies retard
Mr pancakes No.41341384
>>41341347
Yes with negative reinforcement
>>41341333
Oof
Anonymous No.41341389
>>41341299
Agree
>>41341308
I want to visit Russia. It looks nice and the people are friendly

https://youtu.be/B5Ncxd2GljE?si=bhRxWOeDbn4_JczF
Anonymous No.41341392
>>41341329
You'd cut Kaya open like you did with your hamster wouldn't you.
Anonymous No.41341395 >>41341434
Anonymous No.41341400
Marina !!Cb6rd5bwCZG No.41341405 >>41341417 >>41341422 >>41341447 >>41341559
Can you move your big toe independently from your other toes? I can't do it.
Anonymous No.41341407 >>41341442
this is my bf
Anonymous No.41341417
>>41341405
Stop posting...
Anonymous No.41341422 >>41341650
>>41341405
You can't even move houses indepentatly hahaha tranny bitch
Anonymous No.41341434
>>41341395
wish i was the cat
Anonymous No.41341442 >>41341452
>>41341407
she's pretty
Anonymous No.41341446
>indepentatly
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341447
>>41341405
Yes my toes are very flexible
Anonymous No.41341452 >>41341471
>>41341442
He. He's ftm.
Anonymous No.41341456 >>41341470 >>41341475
>>41341322
You support the genocide of innocent Ukranians
Anonymous No.41341463
>>41341333
Years ago, family actually tried to use a shock collar to get our dog to stop itching himself to death, but it barely had an effect, he kept itching anyway so we removed the shock collar. His itching was severe to the point where he got a deep infection and had to be put down because each day was basically itchy hell, just nonstop bloody itching. Shock collars can be helpful for behavior problems, but making doggo sit as a background prop is animal abuse
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341465 >>41341480 >>41341517
Do you guys think we really all come from black people? Who believes it?
Anonymous No.41341470
>>41341456
How can you cry about Ukraine when there's a genocide going on in Gaza?!
Anonymous No.41341471 >>41341489
>>41341452
You said he was your BOYfriend, tardis... What's going on, why are you misgendering women?
Anonymous No.41341475
>>41341456
so does the US State Department. this war is about ethnic genocide of Russians and Ukrainians, which the US started in 2014
Anonymous No.41341480
>>41341465
No it's jewish filth to demotivate and disenfranchise whites.
Anonymous No.41341486 >>41341496 >>41341498 >>41341505
theres gotta be more to life than sucking dicks and eating asses. i just KNOW it. it's GOT to be, dammit
Anonymous No.41341489 >>41341559
>>41341471
He's a him which is why he's my boyfriend. If you can't respect pronouns I'm going to have to report you to the gaystapo..
Anonymous No.41341496
>>41341486
getting fucked and fucking
Anonymous No.41341498
>>41341486
there's*
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341505 >>41341513
>>41341486
Donate to local cat shelters
Anonymous No.41341509 >>41341533
>Japan begins taking in immigrants
>It's completely trashed in 1 year
Lol can't wait to hear the excuses for why. >Systemic racism and yellow supremacy is why brown ppl are subhumans!

https://youtu.be/HKwzeFoRjaE?si=mnJS07ie365eYbpI
Anonymous No.41341513 >>41341523
>>41341505
>supports cat shelters
>supports genocide of ukraine
??????
Gew No.41341517
>>41341465
No Yakub made whites in a lab 6000 years ago to make black people suffer
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341523 >>41341527 >>41341534 >>41341548
>>41341513
Anonymous No.41341527 >>41341543
>>41341523
nothing to say, typical
Anonymous No.41341533 >>41341538
>>41341509
the new upcoming prime minister is apparently gigakinochadbased. she's proposing a 0 immigrant policy and says that its time to reconsider the whole immigration law
Anonymous No.41341534 >>41341555
>>41341523
Let me see a lewd of your hot body timurs
Deb&amp;ser No.41341537 >>41341559
did this nigga just ask if materialism was holding science back again after i already answered the question initially
Gew No.41341538
>>41341533
The Japanese donโ€™t do that to themselves
Anonymous No.41341542
gimme a show to watch. i'm bored
Anonymous No.41341543 >>41341559 >>41341561 >>41341607
>>41341527
Can you fuck off tranny
Anonymous No.41341548 >>41341564
>>41341523
Average woman that can't communicate and posts a picture instead of forming a thought, never change tipoon
Anonymous No.41341552 >>41341571
uh oh the tranny chaser is mad someoneโ€™s interrupting his parasocial gooning hour
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341555 >>41341561 >>41341571
>>41341534
I don't post new pics anymore. You cant see past the folds too.
Anonymous No.41341559
>>41341489
>>41341537
>>41341405
>>41341543
Anonymous No.41341561
>>41341555
>>41341543
Anonymous No.41341564
>>41341548
average russian*
russians have no thoughts, only follow putin
Anonymous No.41341571 >>41341578 >>41341583
>>41341552
I knew it, it's biboomer the neurotic woman negging timur now. Get a hobby girl
>>41341555
Lol you're not even fat. You proved it the other day. Would fuck you so hard bro
Anonymous No.41341572 >>41341577
Out of ramlรถsa. I will die from thirst now
Anonymous No.41341577 >>41341586
>>41341572
Drink my piss
Anonymous No.41341578 >>41341613
>>41341571
that was my first post in this thread and iโ€™m not biboomer but you are a tranny sucking white nigger
Deb&amp;ser No.41341582
why are u finally asking questions and then not listening to the answers when given
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341583
>>41341571
I look like left exactly (body not face)
Anonymous No.41341586
>>41341577
No too warm
Anonymous No.41341588
>Lol you're not even fat
lol
>You proved it the other day
...
lol
>Would fuck you
lol
>so hard
lol
>bro
pffft
ClappingDaddyCheeks !!4a3x7pNmA8W No.41341591 >>41341607
Stick another dime in jukebox, baby.
Anonymous No.41341593 >>41341627
one of my coworkers is from japan and it's kind of funny because she's more civilized than us americans. there was this disgusting coworker that always left a mess in shared areas and she confided with me how disrespectful it was to make others clean up after him. that guy got fired a few weeks later lol, everyone liked that :)
Anonymous No.41341607
>>41341591
>>41341543
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341610 >>41341617 >>41341621 >>41341639 >>41341640 >>41341665
Is this what you think was me? I wouldn't dress so ugly lol
Anonymous No.41341613
>>41341578
Oh ok. Lying but w/e i gotta go
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341617
>>41341610
Or is it really timur.......
Anonymous No.41341621 >>41341638
>>41341610
you catfished again lol
Anonymous No.41341624 >>41341632 >>41341637
the copes this fucking idiot comes up with are too stupid to be believed
Anonymous No.41341627 >>41341669
>>41341593
ok but did you say thank you?
Anonymous No.41341632
>>41341624
Which one of us are you talking about?
Anonymous No.41341637 >>41341674 >>41343288 >>41343288
>>41341624
Try getting a life, actual friends, having a conversation with real people. Then this won't matter to you nearly as much loser.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341638 >>41341651
>>41341621
That one i actually say wasn't me when I posted
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341639 >>41341856
>>41341610
carrying a gun is unattractive
Anonymous No.41341640 >>41341659 >>41341856
>>41341610
Can't trust ANYTHING you post
Anonymous No.41341644
Once upon a time there was a baby bear and the baby bear was scared of the dark but mummy bear said don't be afraid of the dark there is the moon to protect you and then the bears lives happily ever after eating lots of salmon and berries forever
Anonymous No.41341650
>>41341422
KEK
Anonymous No.41341651
>>41341638
Ok
Anonymous No.41341658 >>41341698
Anonymous No.41341659 >>41341677
>>41341640
God she was so cute in this. Which film is it from?
Anonymous No.41341665 >>41341856
>>41341610
Can you post your face with a paper? If yo do I will give you 5 rubles
Anonymous No.41341669
>>41341627
yea i say thank you to her, she's nice and highly intelligent, i respect that in a woman. females who can get shit done are okay in my book
Anonymous No.41341674 >>41341709 >>41341731
>>41341637
yeah thatโ€™s great advice coming from the fucking loser going ape shit because his gooning session was interrupted
Anonymous No.41341677
>>41341659
Boys. Could only find shitty torrents of it
Anonymous No.41341681
wig
Anonymous No.41341682 >>41341693
>>41340702 (OP)
TFW no cave dwelling pale eyeless subterraneoid bf
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341693
>>41341682
well hello there
Anonymous No.41341698 >>41341723
>>41341658
he's stuffing
Anonymous No.41341702 >>41341730
fucking guy is incredible, the amount of projection involved in telling someone to โ€œget friendsโ€ when he spends 16 a day spamming vocaroos hoping one of the desperate tranny incel trips gives him a few (You)s so he can jerk himself off behind the soup kitchen
Gew No.41341709
>>41341674
Daily 4chan goon session?
Anonymous No.41341723 >>41341736
>>41341698
he just looks like he has big ballz. u can see his tiny pecker above them.
Anonymous No.41341730
>>41341702
Can you just tell from are you on about? This can be applied to either one of slayer/thorny/cdc/winona/not really marina/shiza/biboomer/debaser/timur/pncakes lol
Anonymous No.41341731
>>41341674
It's great advice and I'm a great person>.<
You're going to have a stroke if you keep this rage boner going.
Anonymous No.41341736
>>41341723
you don't need a big dick when you look like that
Anonymous No.41341768 >>41341791 >>41341838 >>41341914
is there like a grindr lite, for less degenerate guys who want to find a bf?
Gew No.41341774 >>41341825
How can pro god people argue for intelligent design. This creature doesnโ€™t look that intelligent to me
Gew No.41341791 >>41342092 >>41342458
>>41341768
Tinder but I wouldnโ€™t online date go to a gay club or something
Anonymous No.41341825 >>41341860
>>41341774
If they are not intelligent, why can they do this?
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41341838
>>41341768
somebody should make one
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41341856
>>41341639
So is complaining about your self and life without trying to improve anything
>>41341640
That's the point.
>>41341665
Nyet
Gew No.41341860
>>41341825
Idk why this made me laugh so much
Anonymous No.41341878 >>41341896
i am losing my goddamn mind
Anonymous No.41341896
>>41341878
how come
Anonymous No.41341914 >>41342092
>>41341768
Hinge or tinder?
Anonymous No.41341951 >>41342021 >>41342048 >>41342058 >>41342064 >>41342083 >>41342092
My apartment smells like the Ritz Carlton. What does your place smell like?
Anonymous No.41342021
>>41341951
fart and ass
Anonymous No.41342048
>>41341951
Pizza and weed
Anonymous No.41342058
>>41341951
bleach because i just cleaned it
Gew No.41342064
>>41341951
Boiled chicken and coleslaw
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342083
>>41341951
Russian musk
Anonymous No.41342086 >>41342180
I'm never going to be a good artist
doomed to being total shit
just another reason to be depressed
Anonymous No.41342092 >>41342164
>>41341914
>>41341791
Is it viable without a profile picture? I don't want them to have my photos

>>41341951
I wished I knew but I have too many mucus to be able to smell
Anonymous No.41342103 >>41342146
I saved my nut for five days just so I could cum hands free while touching my prostate :3
Anonymous No.41342146 >>41342180 >>41342201
>>41342103
how are you touching your prostate without using your hands
dildo?
Gew No.41342164 >>41342180
>>41342092
Just meet people in person then. Gay bar/clubs will work
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342168 >>41342180
Calling me pooner makes me want slayer to cum in me without consent.
Anonymous No.41342180 >>41342193 >>41342201 >>41342231
>>41342086
>>41342146
Can you draw him having sex lovely with a beefy mongolian man in his yurt?

>>41342164
None in my city sadly, I guess sooner or later I will have to succumb to the apps

>>41342168
That is paradoxical
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342193
>>41342180
I mean impregnated me without consent
Gew No.41342201 >>41342231
>>41342146
Can you draw something wholesome and not whatever this is. Why is he always crying
>>41342180
Unfortunate but yeah idk how many people would want to meet you without any pics
Anonymous No.41342231 >>41342334
>>41342180
that sounds nice maybe I'll do that next time

>>41342201
idk my mind is never in "wholesome" space, it feels like I'm always crying inside
Anonymous No.41342246 >>41342259 >>41342276 >>41342328
Can you recommend some fun films or shows that came out between 1993 and 1998? In return I will share this image I created by mirroring the person's face.
Anonymous No.41342259
>>41342246
twin peaks
Anonymous No.41342276
>>41342246
>1993 and 1998
Age of Innocence, House of the Spirits, Little Women, How to Make an American Quilt, Boys, The Crucible, Alien Resurrection,
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342327 >>41342353
Anonymous No.41342328
>>41342246
star trek deep space nine
Gew No.41342334 >>41342345
>>41342231
> it feels like I'm always crying inside

Idk then go to therapy or something. The broken bird thing attracts the worst kind of people. Is probably why you feel used a lot
Anonymous No.41342345
>>41342334
yeah I've tried therapy idk how much more it can help
drawing at least vents stuff a bit
Anonymous No.41342346
>>41340702 (OP)
a No too dirty
b Too boring
c I definitely would hell yeah
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41342353 >>41342390
>>41342327
is that a bug or a bird skull?
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342390 >>41342453 >>41342568
>>41342353
Baby squirrel
I found it and spines and ribcage in the shower drain in the ceiling
Delta !8J2oC/F356 No.41342453
>>41342390
poor thing
Anonymous No.41342458 >>41342472 >>41342481 >>41342519
>>41341791
gay club is probably filled with sluts, i don't want none of those. the only time i'd wanna go to a gay club is if i'm bringing my bf with me, maybe for like a concert or something idk. i uhh, i've never danced with a d- dude, before.. omg how do you.
Anonymous No.41342472 >>41342486
>>41342458
touch tips and move to the beat
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342473
Can standing freezers be lay down to transport?
Anonymous No.41342481 >>41342502
>>41342458
What about gay bar at like 8-12 am?
Anonymous No.41342486 >>41342524
>>41342472
no, you can't do that in public
Anonymous No.41342502
>>41342481
i don't want no faggots getting up in my grill, so scram
Anonymous No.41342513
Think I'm gonna eep now
Gew No.41342519
>>41342458
Not all itโ€™s a lot better way to meet someone compared to an app and you get their vibe in person first. Just google how to club dance and practice or hang out at the bar if you are too shy first
Anonymous No.41342524
>>41342486
you sure can
Anonymous No.41342568
>>41342390
step on it and see if it crunches jkjk
Gew No.41342598 >>41342615 >>41342640 >>41342795
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342615 >>41342629
>>41342598
You were in the army?
Gew No.41342629 >>41342834
>>41342615
The U.S army yeah. These are resident evil characters tho
Anonymous No.41342640 >>41342675
>>41342598
I want Chris to beat me up like he did with that on boulder
Anonymous No.41342652
>>41342489
Come to my thread
Gew No.41342675 >>41342795 >>41342894
>>41342640
Heโ€™s such a hunk
Anonymous No.41342705
gross
Anonymous No.41342728 >>41342764
Nobody irl knows I am gay
Anonymous No.41342764
>>41342728
post closeted hole
Anonymous No.41342795 >>41342894 >>41342901
>>41342598
>>41342675
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41342834 >>41342901
>>41342629
Yes im familiar with RE the games are fun.
What did you do in the army? I wanted to join someday when I'm a big boy
Anonymous No.41342894 >>41342919 >>41342925 >>41342939
>>41342675
here's your wholesome art with no crying

>>41342795
I want sumissu to irrigate my guts desu
Gew No.41342901 >>41342936
>>41342795
Good yearn slop
>>41342834
I was active 4 years as a medic. I didnโ€™t deploy anywhere cool or see combat though cause it was post surge and my unit got sent to africa
Anonymous No.41342919 >>41342936
>>41342894
the daddy issues are clear from every one of your drawings
Gew No.41342925
>>41342894
Nice thank you
Anonymous No.41342936 >>41342984
>>41342919
more daddy issues than a men's parenting magazine lol
jk it's not really that bad

>>41342901
why be a medic and then go somewhere they don't need medics
unless you were just like a doctor for bushmen or something
Anonymous No.41342939
>>41342894
Me on left
Gew No.41342984 >>41342990
>>41342936
> why be a medic and then go somewhere they don't need medics

There is boko haram there but they are not really a threat desu. But there are drone bases all across africa and they send infantry companies to guard them.
Anonymous No.41342990 >>41343009
>>41342984
oh that's weird shouldn't the american military like not be fucking around half a world away
Gew No.41342999
Also I didnโ€™t want to go infantry and go out of my way to kill people but didnโ€™t want to sit at a desk
Gew No.41343009 >>41343053
>>41342990
We have bases everywhere there are a lot of resources there and china has bases there too
Anonymous No.41343024 >>41343079
WELL, WELL, WELL.
Anonymous No.41343053 >>41343102
>>41343009
glad you're ok, being surrounded by Africans and Chinese sounds absolutely horrible
Anonymous No.41343079 >>41343147
>>41343024
>rent free
>slayer lives in my mind and his 5k vocaroos live in my hard drive
Gew No.41343102
>>41343053
Kek. Tbf the africans there were nice. They donโ€™t act like the majority of american blacks at all
Anonymous No.41343147 >>41343163
>>41343079
>hard drive
This is one of my favorite new lore additions. Because apparently no one knows what CTRL+D does.

I like to imagine it as an entire subterraneans floor of servers busily working to scrape the archives for methy vocaroos.

Just bookmarking them as "whiney faggot #542" seems too dull. Good lore needs dramatization.
Anonymous No.41343156 >>41343236
I would date a straight man if he'd hug me every now and then and call me his sweetheart
Anonymous No.41343163
>>41343147
https://youtube.com/watch/hf0G4uflcdY?si=LH8w2XuLUomW7w8g

Yeah?
Anonymous No.41343215 >>41343236 >>41343239
would it be predatory to go to a redneck bar and flirt with straight guys hoping that they'd beat you up bc that'd be hot
Anonymous No.41343236 >>41343255
>>41343156
>>41343215
why are bottoms like this
Anonymous No.41343239 >>41343255
>>41343215
I used to go to redneck bars that played mostly country music. Some of those guys were downlow gay bordering on rapey
Anonymous No.41343244
https://youtu.be/oNrg-j2QLJY?si=vQ64tuJJJx7IAgZ_

He cant breeve
Anonymous No.41343255
>>41343239
h-hot

>>41343236
how did you know I was a bottom
Anonymous No.41343288 >>41343308 >>41343399
>>41341637
>>41341637
>Try getting a life, actual friends, having a conversation with real people. Then this won't matter to you nearly as much loser.

Ohhhhh so thats what got this party started. Methy and his larp again. Apparently he has been cautiously applying his paranoid fregoli all day worried I was sabotaging his larp again.

Which I will now do.

"BOOMATRON 3000: Please retrieve all methy vocs talking about his active social life with friends:"

* working....

"The following vocaroos are methy describing his social life:

"methys a loner" @ 4:06
https://vocaroo.com/1cUJAe51c727

"methy has no frens" @ 1:10
https://vocaroo.com/1irnjSvdQZif

"methys scared to talk" @ 0:55
https://vocaroo.com/17rZ3BuAWeaI

Theres your active socialite, the 40 year old pissing in the roadside bushes at night giving advice on vocaroo.
Anonymous No.41343303 >>41343319
Watching the game and someone pointed out that the entire Falcons line was black and it gave me a chub
Why are bottoms like this?
Anonymous No.41343308 >>41343335 >>41343346 >>41343435
>>41343288
The keyboard warrior strikes again! Let me know if this was a banger post cuz I'm not reading any of it you old faggot.
Timur !!E9gak3ps/NO No.41343317 >>41343331
Pissfucking
Gew No.41343319 >>41343356
>>41343303
Kek did he say black or back
Anonymous No.41343331
>>41343317
Post a real picture pls
Anonymous No.41343335
>>41343308
You read every word, read it again and now your hole gapes.

Besides, only a moron would think I post this crap for you to read about yourself, you egoist nutjob.
Anonymous No.41343346
>>41343308
hey sucky what are you up to tonight
Anonymous No.41343356 >>41343380
>>41343319
Black
Imagine the locker room
Gew No.41343380 >>41343412
>>41343356
Do you think Josh Allen has a biwisi?
Anonymous No.41343383
I showed someone a picture of Katy perry and Justine Trudeau together and they said
>yeah anyway I dont care i dont give a rats ass about them hmm
Like damn how tf was I supposed to know you dont care about our old prime minister dating Katy perry why are you being so rude and dismissive
Anonymous No.41343399 >>41343453
>>41343288
Boomatron 3000 can you please post the vocaroo of slayer comparing bbc to turds sliding out they ass
Anonymous No.41343401 >>41343419
i wanna go to a gay bar with my bf, but enter separately, so i can watch from afar and see how many guys try to hit on him.
Anonymous No.41343412 >>41343439
>>41343380
He's a power bottom
Anonymous No.41343419 >>41343426
>>41343401
have an npd competition. see who can get the most
Anonymous No.41343426
>>41343419
never, i have to keep watch in case he needs saving, duh.
Anonymous No.41343435 >>41343466
>>41343308
youโ€™re older than him btw
Gew No.41343439
>>41343412
โ€œAtlanta jumps on top againโ€ announcers are gay
Anonymous No.41343440
brappingdaddycheeks
Anonymous No.41343451 >>41343455
New
>>41342489
Anonymous No.41343453 >>41343514
>>41343399
No, those didn't interest me. Best I can do:

https://vocaroo.com/1aEd72haqbXH
Anonymous No.41343455
>>41343451
epic fail
Anonymous No.41343466 >>41343495
>>41343435
No chance.
Anonymous No.41343495 >>41343504
>>41343466
Yes youโ€™re the only one pushing 40 here
Anonymous No.41343503
mmm, men~
MEN!! so sexy, hehe
i need men
Anonymous No.41343504 >>41343529
>>41343495
He's literally bald with grey beard and skunk said he looks crippled. Corpsy is at least 50
Anonymous No.41343510
hhnnngg ghkr rrghgnggnnnn ghuhh
Anonymous No.41343512 >>41343540
>more shit I made up in my diseased head
Anonymous No.41343514
>>41343453
slayy
Anonymous No.41343528
squeak
Anonymous No.41343529 >>41343548
>>41343504
Lol no
Youโ€™re 40
Anonymous No.41343540
>>41343512
>
Dumped by a hooker LMAO
Anonymous No.41343548 >>41343557
>>41343529
There's no way that fossil is still in his 30s. You can ask him how old he is, but he's a coward and won't tell you
Anonymous No.41343557
>>41343548
stfu child predator
Gew No.41343562
Why is Nivanfield so good
Anonymous No.41343576
>>41343571
>>41343571
>>41343571
Migrate
Anonymous No.41343583 >>41343590
New
>>41343580
>>41343580
Anonymous No.41343590
>>41343583
this one says cis so we should use this one