Thread 41348851

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QOTT are you friends with /cg/ regulars?
>>41344765 (previous)

>>41348851 (OP)
i didn't come here to make friends

>>41348851 (OP)
no
I only have one 4chan friend

>>41348851 (OP)
Bronya and I are married, but we don't like each other, we sleep in separate bedrooms, and we haven't had sex in two years

>>41348851 (OP)
What's the best way to find guys to hook up with? Progesterone made me want to be a massive slut and it's getting hard to cope with on my own

>>41348876
i did tho which was cool

>>41348851 (OP)
I made one really good friend from here and he ghosted after talking every day for a long time and I think I had feelings for him and I can't stop thinking about him now
Chaser btw

>>41348877
It’s me right??

>>41348886
Of course.

>>41348882
can't beat the classics! grindr / scruff / sniffies will sort you out
>>41348878
its perfect

>>41348876
I did though

>>41348898
Invaluable advice from cg's least sexually active tranner

>>41348828
>>41348818
yeah its not the standard but i believe its cause trannies already have lower DHT. my DHT was at 4.7ng/dL. thats cis women level, usually even trannies that have higher DHT have it on the higher end of cis women or below 100ng/dL anyway (which is too high for a trans woman). powers want us to have DHT below 10ng/dL

>>41348897
omg omg I’m so in love

>>41348916
i consider myself the board's most sexually active incel

>>41348916
She's right though, grindr for men and twitter for women

>>41348882
Kill yourself, whore.

its so cute cis men blocking their DHT which is 5x more powerful than testosterone... they're like proto-trannies :3

puppa pup pup puppy!

>>41348882
slut shaming should be normalized

>>41348926
t4t scene is pretty good on grindr! desu if i wanted to hook up i would hit lex but thats kinda regionally dependent. im straight today tho fuck women without mef and stu here theres no point in being bisexual im swearing off it until they're back
>>41348938
oh they are EATING that shit
>>41348939
it's not, and it won't be. what now

When the cissoids act like theres a difference between preventing hair loss and chemical castration.... honey it is very much serving intelligence not on fleek!

i want seal hugs...

>>41348938
cute puppa

>>41348933
chasers seem awfully fond of that compared to cis men

>>41348951
anon who talks like that. who has ever talked like that

>>41348951
They are both gender affirming care, mine just makes me more handsome instead of a sissy

>>41348953
hehehe yea i got a couple more like that, today's harvest was bountiful

>>41348898
grindr is all enbies where I live, never heard of the others I'll check it out
>>41348939
I'm a tranny, I get all the shaming no matter what I do. Might as well have fun with it

>>41348938
aww
>>41348952
it’s kind of funny how leopard seals are like water lions but they just look so cute

>>41348961
very blessed, thank you for sharing the harvest

Babe it's time for both of us to take our daily hormone pills

>>41348955
it is known. same as roids. i dont care i love the roidbros they're usually pretty cool and get it more than the other guys
>>41348963
sniffies is fun cause it's like built around a map view so its great if you're into group or public. scruff is just knockoff grindr but you can get some freakier stuff on there from time to time cause there's written prompts. less trannies tho which is a positive and a negative

>>41348973
anon are you sure you got these the right way around ive been growing a lot more hair and you're looking kind of... breedable... all of a sudden...

>>41348957
Wew chile it's very much giving hasn't clocked tea! Keep serving ignorant realness, sis

>>41348984
the house

I love Tsundere Wink Chan <3

>>41348966
hehe that's not a leopard seal! this is a leopard seal c:

good morning tranners

>>41348997
Good Morning !

>>41348996
but my point stands tho look at that guy I just want to pet him like a puppy

>>41348982
I think the ideal trans woman would actually be on T for the sex drive but then you just shave her to make her a woman
>>41348990
I don't know what this means I haven't listened to enough black trans women's authentic way of speaking as interpreted by white children on tiktok to understand it

>>41349003
yea they're cute right :3

>>41349005
thats basically me im back on the tgel and the prog ive been sending my bitches messages that sound like panty sniffer posts

currently drinking
>>41349009
such a cool animal
but my fav are prob crocs

I should order the Cattle Decap camo hat

>>41349032
is it good i want to get into green tea sooooooo fucking bad but i have kratom trauma its the only thing i can taste. im trying out a new bubble tea place i found that has peach gum in the drinks and its so good... i wonder if it really does boost collagen or if thats a myth

i don't want someone with an insane body count
too many points of comparison, too much experience, don trust like that
she should be as unfucked as me with a tiny single digit bodycount (2)

that actually makes it more lewd and disgusting you're just fucking stupid

>>41349042
Cattle Decapitation isn't a very fun band name.

>>41349057
you don't get to talk like that when you already got your cherry popped. damaged goods

the trannies are demoralizing the chasers who dont want to get bald :(

I'm eating a dairy milk bar with my cock out rn, I got spaghetti stains from last night on my Sopranos tee

>>41349068
god i need you so bad it hurts

>>41349057
High body count in the gay world= stds

>>41349063
I raped myself but I'm just glad it was with two people i really loved, I'm basically a virgin now though because the knowledge and research was lost

>>41349057
real

>>41349078
virgin by technicality is so funny same babe lets stay pure together

>>41349047
oh bronya I forgot to get IRN BRU
as to this tea
Ito En makes three Oi Ocha bottles that K have tried and this one (Bold) is the most bitter by far
I really like the flavor but if you prefer a milder tea then try either normal unsweetened or matcha genmaicha

>>41349062
They're vegan so it's like ironic or something
I just like their slams and goblin highs, I still eat borgor

>>41349032
crocs r cool i wish there was more large reptiles around today
when i was a kid i used to get sad thinking abt the dinosaurs T_T
plesiosaurus... my beloved... you were too beautiful for this world...

Qott: No.

>>41348882
What country

>>41349089
are you Marie?

>>41349083
i see i see..... ive browsed around there's a lot of good options that ive considered but im scared... i just stick to barley tea. but i gotta get over it its too fashionable to resist

>>41349093
yea

>>41349087
It's funny because I've eating cow face and cow brains. The whole cow head is the tastiest part of the animal.

>>41349103
is it good? ive seen some preparations with the cheek but never anything using the whole head of a cow. need to research seems glamourous

>>41349082
all I remember is she brushed her teeth against the head of my penis and it kind of didn't feel great but I still loved her at the time
I just don't know if I'm ready again babe
>>41349074
I'm on my couch rn babe I'm dipping my dairy milk in tea and melting it and I need a shower

>>41349102
haha I love you so much friend your posts resonate with your wonderful energy

>>41349109
its ok not to be ready! thats valid and normal. i also need a shower im so fucking lazy

goodmorning

>>41349108
I've had cow tongue, cow cheek and cow brain now at Mexican restaurants. The tongue tastes the best. If you like mildly spicy food you need to try a lengua (cow tongue) taco.

>>41349081
I'm sorry I posted filth but I cannot tell a lie.
>>41349076
I don't know the data on this enough it's more of a fear issue, but this is always a consideration, some people are freaky with diseases and people lie too much.
>>41349113
I'm starting to feel a fine film surrounding my body and face, forehead feels gross. I think I need to microdose showering I shower every day and filth out in like 12 hours, I could be decomposing.

>>41349122
Gm sobe

would you?
she only fucks black guys fyi

Idk if I should dress up for Halloween

I wish there was a perfect system to properly match a tranner with me in terms of personality and looks, I'm ugly, if she's ugly, that makes it correct, and I'll love her.

>>41349122
morning friend

>>41349110
:D aw thank u so much! this brightened my day

>>41349113
wtf I proved how easy it was last thread

>>41349142
Moap is fucking rancid. Racist bnwo weirdo's are probably one of my most hated chud archetypes.

>>41349091
Germany

New Paul Dano just dropped

>>41349124
tongue is the besttttt i like the texture of it a lot. i havent found anywhere that does lengua tacos here but im trying to track one down i have informants on the ground scouting it out
>>41349148
literally mogphobia. you're discriminating against me just cause im hot? literally fucked up hot people need love too
>>41349125
no way its just all the gross stuff exiting your body so you'll be all clean and shiny underneath. trust me im a medfet professional

Coffee :)

>>41349145
kfc bucket dress

I had a perfect personality match, it crashed and burned hard
Need a woman whose personality makes me sick to my stomach now

>>41349160
easy to YOU. you dont know what my shower routine is like. do you think i look like this with a quick 15 minute in and out that shit takes 3 hours minimum

Frotting with a tranny inside a fleshlight together

>>41349142
Neh he looks like someone's dad if you see him without all the angle fraud

>>41349183
>quick 15 minute in and out
this would fix you

>>41349186
hope you're investing in good shit im not sticking my dick in anything off-brand whether it's a fleshlight or a chaser
>>41349182
hey cutie. it doesn't get nastier than bronwyn
>>41349195
LMFAO at this point im not even sure it would

i want ice cream

>>41349203
I have some.

>>41349203
what flavour. i forget if we spoke about this before we have pretty similar taste in food right

Whenever I come here it seems like it's the same couple of namefags/tripfags. Do you guys ever take a break from posting? How many hours are you on here per day?

>>41349203
Hi monkey, I have strawberry iced cream

>tranny complaining to you about how she never got to try pussy
>holding a fleshlight for her while she pitifully humps away and cries
>restoring order with your cock in her ass

tired of sex
tired of not nice things
i wanna live in mr roger's world

>>41349208
24/7/365. more bronya that you can handle streamed straight to your prostate. you will enjoy it

>>41349172
Yeah but my acne is coming back I think I need a better diet and stop smoking cigarettes personally.
Skin care is too difficult too, cleanser and scrubber thing is all I can do I'm a simple guy.

>>41349212
I can tell you wear incel glasses from how you write

>>41349212
;;
ero

>>41349212
He's just a gross guy if he's whining about not being able to fuck pussy. Can't imagine a relationship lasting very long with such a person.

>>41349218
You need to figure out how to use your own prostate before you worry about mine

>>41349224
ive been thinking about trying to quit smoking too... its a real struggle
honestly as long as you're cleansing / moisturising / wearing spf you're probably getting 90% of what skincare can do for you

>>41349237
im scared thats an exit not an entrance
>>41349236
personally im just a gross guy

Smoking is a lower class problem

>>41349165
impossible
the already anti-social culture makes finding friends inpossible and all you gonna get is ahmeds on dating apps wanting to behead you

>>41349205
can i please please please have it :(

>>41349207
https://voca.ro/1fW48vk9CgTp

>>41349211
OMGGG PLEASEEE PLEASEEE LEADSEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASEEEEE

>>41349208
i just came back from work vro

>>41349252
but im in line for the crown in scotland and i still do it :( i dont understand is it a glitch

Bronya probably smells like perfume and vape juice and body odor with extra ballsweat

>>41349257
>can i please please please have it :(
Nuh uh!

>>41349165
what part? if you're in berlin you can literally just go outside

>>41349238
I started vaping but it's actually worse because I can do it while sitting at my desk. If someone wants to meet me somewhere I can't see myself walking there unless I have a cupla cigs on the way. It's all routine and breaking that really fucks me about.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cleanse and uh, use a wipe on my face now and again

>>41349262
you have no idea i use a lot of sketchy PCM skincare and prepare my own traditional medicines the way i smell on any given day is completely unpredictable and always unsettling. today i stink of mugwort, baby powder, and stone fruits. feels good

>>41349258
You're not directly descended from the peerage

>>41349266
why :(

>>41349273
My stone fruits have some facial cream for you babe

>>41348851 (OP)
no all my friends exist in real life and not on the internet.

>>41349257
right right peanut butter... i think lots of people crave strawberry this time of year its around when you start to miss summer right
>>41349271
listen cleansing is great fed is best happy is best we're all just doing what we can as long as ur trying im proud of you
yea the vaping AND smoking combo is fucking lethal i do it too and its insane. smoking cigarettes i dont even want just to have something to do with my hands in public this shit is insane
>>41349274
nuh uh my pedigree is 100% pure and ive got the nonexistent upper lip to prove it
>>41349279
ooooh i hope its tret!

Guess all the trips' social class

>>41349283
Any of em hung

>>41349285
I HATE SUMMER BUT I LOVE STRAWBERRIES

>>41349285
ME UBERMENCHES UBERSOLDATEN EVERYONE ELSE JU JU JU JU UNTERRR

Making my tranner drink large amounts of milk to increase her saliva's viscosity and sloppiness

>>41349285
I assume most are pretty well off since they can afford not to work and just spam this gen all day

>>41349293
I HATE MILK can i just take a bunch of grey market salivatory medications instead

>>41349278
I'm evil.

i LOVE milk ur just not arayan br*nya

>>41349296
They unironically all love with their parents

>>41349257
I don’t have banana flavor for you monkey

>>41349296
thats right baby im /lgbt/'s sluttiest princess. come kiss the ring

I can't talk to him anymore so I want to talk about him all the time

King size Reese's Cups
Maj7#11

>>41349289
yeah.. like a...

>>41349302
no i dont like ayran either

>>41349310
What?

>>41349311
no wayyyyy you gotta set me up what the hell

>>41349256
Yeah I've found that most guys who are into me irl are Ahmed's for some reason and they usually are really aggressive and uncomfortable. I agree about the antisocial culture, this is a lonely place to live

I visited my friend's house for the first time in a long time and he was like "dude you gotta try this milk it's insane" and I was like no thanks dude I don't really like milk and he was like "dude it's organic and whole though youre gonna love it" so I tried it and it was just milk and not good
He's an aggressively pale adult blond man so that makes sense I think

>>41349284
>smoking cigarettes i dont even want just to have something to do with my hands in public this shit is insane
Yeah this is a bitch, I'll roll a cigarette when I'm feeling anxious in public it's like a coping mechanism. I'll smoke like half of it.
I'm fed but it's bullshit food sadly, I wish I had the talent to make nice healthy shit, but all of that shit spoils so fast.
I'm proud of you too, you're doing it all constantly. Anyway I gotta take all my clothes off and clean my shower and then shower hope I don't burn my skin off

>>41349327
omg.. just go outside and hangout where all the people go at night. its so easy...

>>41349321
That's what I'm saying

>>41349336
>aggressively pale adult blond man
Feminine? Fuckable?

>>41348851 (OP)
>are you friends with /cg/ regulars?
yes, several

>>41349343
im cheering you on!!! you can do it!!!
im unemployed and live with my parents i can devote 100% of my time to beauty i promise it is much easier for me than other people. the payoff for the amount of effort i put in is comically low taking it easy is the right move
>>41349345
i do that but they're scared of me :(

>>41349267
Small city with little going on. I wish I lived in a place like Berlin

>>41349350
heya

>>41349301
https://voca.ro/1nsnXxWHvmAI
>>41349304
https://voca.ro/147rFqlGHfxy
>>41349305
https://voca.ro/1ilrrpADslRm

this is what you look like to me

honestly I hadn’t had milk for about three weeks before yesterday and today I feel a lot better physically and emotionally

okay i really have to go grocery shopping today and pick up meds... but i will probably fail today also.
cause i drank 12 cup of dunkin dnuts coffee and it didnt even do anything to me...
and now im down to a tall boy with 5 bags of tea.. and i dint think its going to get me out of the house... and a monster... with 0 sugar...

my brain is so ruined... i cant even function.

>>41349366
You should probably stop doing allat

>>41349360
cute monke noises
>>41349366
just go right away don’t even think about it just go

>>41349372
most helpful cg post LMFAO

>>41349376
share ice cream bro

>>41349354
alot of them pretend to not know me but as the night winds down they text me their adresses and i end up staying with them for the night.

>>41349366
Why did you drink 12 cups of coffee

every single one of my guy friends thinks women with a high bc/high amount of previous sex partners are gross and wouldn’t date one
if i say that on here bronya or some other perpetually single person will get mad at me tho

>>41349390
they saw that one episode of futurama

Pushing on her stomach and ruthlessly deep dicking her in missionary on 12 cups of coffee and a tall boy with 5 bags of tea and a monster day

>>41349372
whats allat
like 6 and 7 is allat right

>>41349395
who the hell is perpetually single ive been in a number of happy relationships up until even recently

im a virgin... is that too much of a bodycount?.. im not sure

>>41349356
hiya <3
>>41349395
your guy friends are weak and insecure
that doesn't mean you are, tho

>>41349390
so i could have enough energy to leave. but then i stayed still on a pillow.

>>41349404
I bet you have thought about having sex. You WHORE.

>>41349400
i want you ><

>>41349396
I liked watching Futurama but I don't think I'd enjoy rewatching it that much. Do you know what I mean?

I've rewatched Futurama at least eight times and I loved it every single time.

i used to have a big crush of fry from futurama but then i learnt that jews created redheads so.. :(

sitting a chaser in my lap and gently feeding him an endless supply of grilled meat skewers with lots of cumin while i give him lots of praise

>>41349411
I feel like after it didn't work at 3 the problem is obviously something else

>>41349395
You actually learn how feminism works from body count discourse. They go off of anecdotes and bizarre reasoning about average numbers of partners a year, but it's easy to confirm that normal people have several partners over the course of their life (we can actually assume less for zoomers) and rather than it being some misogynist attitude, both men and women prefer not to date people with high body counts. There's not really any argument to be had, but feminists pick and choose when to be data driven and when to resort to "theory" (i.e. vibes)

>>41349424
there's lots of gingers in russia tho aren't there its unpatriotic to dislike them like you guys have the second best claim to it after us. cute ginger russian boys are so hot....

husband to cook pumpkin soups mid autumn to <3

>>41349395
yea being too much of a slut will make you lose value in the eyes of most men and it makes it harder to pair bond

>>41349395
>bronya
Tranners who are looking for long term relationships with men should probably just do the opposite of whatever Bronya says

>>41349384
can’t do it monkey
>>41349408
how’s your day goin

>>41349428
i have tea and a monster.
and i have to get a vial of estradiol at pharmacy and go grocery shopping..
even though i have like alot of vials of estradiol.. i need to get that 1 too.

>>41349439
I need you woman.

What are we counting as high? Nobody is saying it

>>41349432
cause feminists are retarded just like feminism as a whole

>>41349436
OKAY YES WE ARE NUMBER 4 TECHNICALLY BUT THATS ALL THE JUDOS ACTUALLY

>>41349444
okay u hate me i get it u can filter me i get it maybe kill me yuh? just kill me i get it no ice cream for me i get it :((((

>>41349432
https://voca.ro/1mqg4P7mvosA
>>41349443
how many long term relationships have you had with men? that's what I thought. talk to me nice

>>41349439
umm delicious.
do you like to make alot of soups?
cause thats.. really does it for me.

>>41349455
More than 5 for tranners. There's so many virgin tranners around, so why would anyone date a blown out used up whore tranner?

>>41349455
there's no number it's just recycled talking points about virginity they will shame you if you have had sex and they will shame you if you haven't just do whatever you want

>>41349457
poor monke

>>41349455
idk but i think more than 10 would be gross for both men and women

Virgin tranners + virgin chasers so they can be awkward together <3

>>41349464
i can make tomato soup, pumpkin soup, ezogelin soup, i can make my national beet cold soup, mushroom soup etc.
so yes!

>>41349485
пpивeт пaдpyжкa

>>41349489
пpивeт кaк дeлa кaк пoгoдa aзaзa

>>41349457
more for me!
>>41349481
i will say there are many both chasers and tranners i know who are deeply awkward around all of that stuff and also in general regardless of the state of their hymen. never give up hope your dating pool is bigger than you imagine you are so much more desperate than you even know

imgoing to mozy on over to the other boards and threads now. but i'll try to grab some estradiol and go grocery shopping and that soup looks really tasty, and you should keep making more soups all the time cause soups are one of the best foods and its very sexy and heart warming.

I think any guy who says he doesn't care about how many guys his gf has fucked is lying. Sorry.

>>41349471
I don't think 5 is noteworthy high. I've slept with more women than that and I started late
>>41349480
Interesting difference, twice as many before high

>>41349500
soups are really cool yes!
good luck on your estradiol hunt

>>41349471
That's why ravaged holes like bronya are lowtiers

>>41349485
beautiful. soups are wonderful.

I'd rather my tranny have a higher bodycount than have had topped ever in her life.

>>41348897
I LOVE EVA YAY

Ive slept with 10,00,00,00,000 people and they're all in my dms begging for round two

>>41349515
preach

>>41349496
https://voca.ro/1d5e312gnAKr

i’ve done two blowjobs and that’s it (consensually)

>>41349509
i would honestly say my body count isnt even in the top 10 reasons most people should avoid me theres a lot of much more urgent red flags im worried about your risk assessment anon

>>41349509
I don't think she has seen that much action
I think she's just very loud about preaching sex positivity to an almost absurd level

I'd rather my tranny have a higher bodycount than date virgin Bronya.

>>41349526
>>41349527
im schrödinger's virgin you won't know until you spread em

>>41349523
chaser btw!

I wasn't really planning on asking about how much dick she took lol

>>41349522
шaвyхy cдeлaлa.... пoнятнo лaднo. кpyтыe дeлa эмoдзи c coлнeчными oчкaми
я eм cвoй cyп oн пpocтo aхyeнный кoгдa бyдeт мyжик я eмy бyдy этy хyйню дeлaть oн aхyeeт oт жизни хaхaх

I think my current anxieties are that I'm trying to fight against the very obvious reality that it's over for me and it's causing dissonance

>>41349537
that would be super cool and based but no sorry

>>41349540
right like to me thats a weird question every time someone asks me that its like. why are you asking that. dont be a creep

>>41349540
that’s good but i think its a topic that inevitably comes up when you’re dating someone

wore makeup to work today #troonedout

>>41349553
Hot.

>>41349553
i remember how i wore makeup while boymoding and no one noticed

>>41349551
It really hasn't for me honestly. Like you might hear about the most recent ex or their first crush a bit, but I really don't talk about people's entire sex lives. I don't think I ever have, and certainly nobody has asked about mine

>>41349544
https://voca.ro/1eOBiZUyg54N

>>41349526
Her body count is so high she's deluded herself into thinking she's a virgin bc she hasn't had piv or something

>>41349553
lovely

I'll buy my tranny top tier makeup if she promises to wear heavy and whorish makeup in the bedroom when I ask for it.

>>41349560
that's unusual

>>41349553
also if ur tranner is NOT being annoying about dan and phil confirming they are dating, you need to check on her
>>41349557
it’s not hot i would say
>>41349559
many such cases… i used to do hella makeup and be like “hello my name is
russell”
>>41349569
based…

>>41349567
i did have piv i put peanuts in my phantom vagina in astral projection

>>41349563
a тaк ты нaвepнoe тopтилию a нe лaвaш зaюзaлa дa? кcтa я y нac нe видeлa пoкyпaть лaвaш. зaгнивaeм

>>41349376
cause its too dangerous to drive with my brain like this.
i need to drink the tea and about 1/2 the monster before i would say i'm alert enough to drive around.
and i smell today cause i didnt shower yesterday and i have on the same clothes. but idc either.
i want to get alot of food today and hide for a while maybe a week or so.

>>41349579
I don't think it is is the point I'm making. I don't think it is at all.

I like to separate trannies into two groups:

>pure, virgin trannies
>whores who've had sex in the past

>>41349571
baby ill be wearing it constantly regardless of whether you want it or not
>>41349560
yea no i feel the same way. the inventory of it is insane. maybe cause i move in more sexually liberated circles? but i think if someone asked for a specific number i would genuinely laugh in their face like thats so fucking weirdddd why are you counting whats wrong with you
>>41349567
no didnt you hear im not even a fake virgin anymore i was wrong i actually have had my hole knocked through. apparently it was pretty bad. im excited to start fucking again though

>>41349595
omg…. sigh i’m a whore forever …

>sexual liberation
I fucking hate feminists so much, it's unreal.

>>41349586
https://voca.ro/1dM35x82ZPRM

imagine being so retarded you transition despite not being a virgin. you already threw away any worth you could have as a woman

Hello everynyan

>>41349595
Poggies I'm not a whore

>>41349616
and what are you gonna do about. you're gonna cry on the internet? about the mean words the cute girl said? if you're about it like that come JFK me

whats stops anyone from lying that they're virgin

Stop taking bait.

>>41349617
извини этo мoй poднoй язык пpocaчивaeтcя... нe бoйcя кoгдa пpиcoeдeнимcя к pфии тo вce измeнитcя

i started trooning out and then got raped like 2 months later .. society …

>>41349588
take a shower : )

>>41349625
kfc kfc kfc kfc kfc hellcat vroom vroom axe axe nuffin nuffin

>>41349642
many such cases. hang in there

>>41349635
Nothing and I think most people, like Kratos, operate on don't ask don't tell. Not saying it's right but it is what it is
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g&pp=ygUiVGFtZSBpbXBhbGEgbGVzcyBJIGtub3cgdGhlIGJldHRlcg%3D%3D

>>41349642
new definition of passing : (

>>41349635
The thing about anal sex is that you can tell
A good chaser can examine a hole and instantly tell

>>41349642
im so sorry this happened to you. hugs
i had similar experience when i just started trooning out. fortunately I had actual tools to defend myself

>>41349659
bet

>>41349635
Nothing, but you can anyways tell. I'm too awkward to have had sex before. Unlike all the other used up folks here

>>41349649
it is what it is
>>41349658
LMAO, no he was misgendering me it doesn’t count i think
>>41349664
sorry didn’t mean to trauma dump or whatever, just thought it was kinda relevant and funny to the convo; i’m proud of you for continuing to live your life and being yourself after that :)

>>41349670
kfc kfc kfc koolaid koolaid grape flavor grape flavor colored greens ahnenele ahnela

>>41349643
noo okay i will before i go out.
but then i have to dry my hair and do my makeup again. ugh

>>41349676
>colored greens

>>41349687
yeah cause colored people eat them

>>41349675
hug

I wonder what i should order. I think I'm gonna get donuts

>>41349667
When you stand up all of the shit instantly slides out of your massive hole without you noticing

>>41349684
will feel refreshing I took one this morning and shaved and put on aftershave I feel really nice
>>41349695
noodles

>>41349702
>aftershave
do u need a tampon with that? lol

Idea for a general: thread where men who date trans women can talk about their experiences dating them, give each other advice and support each other. We could call it...pursuitgen...or maybe huntgen? This would be a separate general from mtfgen

>>41349698
ok listen just because i shit myself significantly more than the average geriatric doesn't mean that my hole is loose my diet is just deeply medically inadvisable

>>41349702
Ordering noodles? Tbh i could get chickfila but it's expensive

i’m retweeting so much dan and phil shit rn bro

>>41349698
i am charmed by the idea of leaving a cowpat everywhere i sit though. something to remember me by

>>41349712
none of the chasers here actually date trans women

LA in thunder and tornado watch :(

>>41349523
to the oliver garden boy?

>>41349705
aftershave is for men tho
>>41349716
chick fil a is so good I might get that for dinner

i look like this btw

>>41349719
I do! But also I think his idea is stupid so I'm torn. I get no respect here I swear

>>41349729
for sassy men

>>41349719
you’re so far away
>>41349735
maybe there is a language barrier issue here

>>41349716
Didn't you just get a pizza?

>>41349732
on the left?

>>41349733
ill respect you king ;3

Tranny who fucks pussy X chaser who never fucked pussy <3

>>41349742
I only have like 2 slices left

>>41349741
real men use a hatchet when they shave and dont need no aftershave

>>41349745
top right im looking for a nice goth girl to perch on the shoulder of to aura farm
>>41349750
WAIT THIS IS KIND OF CUTEEEE i wanna femdom a chaser about how even a cute and sweet girl like me has fucked more pussy than he has

>>41349727
one of those was him, the other one was with this one guy
both were under the FALSE pretenses of wanting a serious relationship, i’m not about casual sex

>>41349761
I thought you said he was only a friend

>>41349773
yah now all that shit happened 8-9 months ago

>>41349712
Bronya would enter it and reply to every post with her shitty takes
Sarah would also enter
You would have to make a discord server or something if you actually wanted this
But even then I bet that discord server would somehow end up getting infiltrated by transbians

>>41349760
I'll be the girl (chaser btw)

>date
>trannies
LMAO nah that's only for real women. Trannies are for sex.

>>41349787
>I'll be the girl (chaser btw)
Tale as old as time

>>41349788
>t. tranner

>>41349761
date him pls. hes cute and deserves it!!!!

>>41349788
>t. transbian blackrock demoralizer

I would date bronya if she were a few years older, had graduated, and had a steady job.

>>41349787
e-even more ero... i bow down... i need to goon harder...
>>41349782
i would do that. for example *ahem*
i think the prc has full rights to locate and appoint the reincarnation of the dalai lama. frankly i think tibet is as much of an illegal ethnostate as israel and should be handled similarly

sarah gotta be the worst poster

>>41349803
Can you read?

Tranny (now bottom) who has only fucked pussy and chaser (always top) who has only fucked guys

>>41349808
i would offer a marriage pact cause im pretty confident ill achieve all of those things but im shippin out for china baby unless you've got that visa you're getting the chop next year in chengdu

I would rather suck-start a shotgun than be with a fat, misandrist, welfare-dependent dyke tranny.

>>41349803
he has already fumbled me long ago, i have a boyfriend who i love very much
thank you tho bjork anon

Top tranner (Y'shtola cosplay) + bottom chaser (Alphinaud cosplay)

>>41349808
also you cute little chasers all fail the marshmallow test you can't conceive of delayed gratification it's so sweet and indicative of serious trauma during childhood

>>41349828
you met your bf here right?

Grim.

>>41349832
yah

>>41349827
if you do it let me watch
>>41349830
im listening. which versions of shtola and alphie. and answer quickly i've got a runar in my dms who's suited up and ready

>>41349849
Bronya, now that the dust has settled, do you agree that law enforcement should search the computers of chasers older than 25 who simp for stu

>>41349754
silly monkey I am a gentleman

>>41349842
So since it's just the two of us now how about that spaghetti dinner?

>>41349842
WHAT

>>41349863
u r not a gentleman u didnt give me ice cream >:(

>>41349861
i am not interested in a conversation about whether my friend looks like a minor or not that's. just weird behaviour. but she's like a little sister to me cause she's the same age as my little brother so ill never think any of you are good enough for her. she's a great cook and way funnier than she gets credit for whoever eventually gets lucky better treat her right

>>41349810
Sarah is a really good poster (and cute)
>>41349870
Gentleman must do what is best for monkey, monkey is not civilized enough to make the rules

>>41349875
I will happily pass judgement on whether people i dont like are problematically neotenous tho if you're curious

>>41349878
i am SO civilized u just a JEW JEWJEJWJEWJEJWJEJWJRWJEJWJEWJJEWJEJWJEWEJWJEJWEJWJEJW DOENST WANnt tSHARE ICE CREAM EHWWEWEJEWJEWJJEJWJWEJJWEJJJEJEJWJEWJWEJEJJEWJEWJW

>>41349439
Never made Pumpkin soup - do you know how it compares to Squash?

>>41349868
Alright, business casual? Mind if I wear my hoodie, I'm a little cold.

>>41349884
I don't think many in cg are. Maybe autumn. Veronika is mentally problematically neotenous if you catch my drift.

>>41349909
right right like its less "this seems like you're attracted to minors" and more "im actually genuinely not sure if she can meaningfully consent"

>>41349869
dawgy is expressing her disapproval at aft meeting her bf here. it could be interpreted as concern for aft or jealousy/bitterness depending on who you ask.

>>41349917
well I met her here

>>41349913
>>41349909
u retards are lcuky idk whats "neotenous" and all ur other smart ass words

>>41349930
LMFAO

>>41349897
i don't think i ever had squash but i know they're supposed to be sweeter than those orange pumpkins

>>41349444
pretty good
found out last night that my friend maybe harbours a secret attraction to me, so that's been weird
but also funny
ive spent most of my day telling people about it so far
hbu?

hoe do i tel if my dog is a hon

>>41349944
what’s weird about it you are really attractive

>>41349939
I'll squash your prostate and maybe some sweet juice will come out of you

>>41349933
i asked chatgpt
im NOT childish im just full of energy and full of love and life!!!!! u just JELLY cause u all DEPRESSED

>>41349904
*toses you a coat made from wolf pelt*

>>41349949
you have to evaluate primarily based on soulhon levels. see if they engage in hon-type activities
>>41349944
omg do they post here PLEASEEEEEE spill every juicy detail im dying for gossip about other people's lives i dont go out enough anymore

>>41349954
i dont have a prostate

>>41349904
Is there like a business fast casual? You know like how Chipotle is a step above McDonalds? Let's do that

I completed dragon slayer and completed F2P runescape, where do I go from here?

>>41349971
roblox squid game

>>41349963
Why?

>>41349939
Most of the time when we eat pumpkin in NA it's combined with lots of sugar

>>41349971
Elder scrolls games maybe?

>>41349975
why not ive never seen it so ill just presume its not there because women dont have them

>>41349971
Original deus ex with revision mod

>>41349504
i never cared
but also wound up not being a guy so maybe you're right and men are just fragile idk
>>41349640
sorry i had to because it was an opportunity to talk about myself
also though, body count is not the demoralization bait category for which the people voted! respect the will of the voters!

I'm a gold star chaser and I will not be shamed for it

>>41349994
YES, if he touched a BLEEDOID he's DEAD to me

>>41350001
anon where do you think chasers come from...

>>41350001
>bleedoid
why are you negative towards cis women they're your sisters

>>41349989
Yeah but you're like 30 years old and single though right? And clearly not mentally well. Your opinion wasn't asked for.

>>41350007
the big beak birds take them to loving families

>>41350012
cause i love baiting :))))))) and i only support russian cis women

>>41350022
yes yes sweetie exactly go have some more water from your hamster bottle

>>41349733
This is a trans woman
>>41349878
>>41349944
>>41349950
Grim stuff.

I don't even know if I'm a chaser anymore. I've become something more

>>41350025
no they put estogen in it i dont wanna become a tranny

>>41350032
do you want to talk about that. how are you feeling now. how is that change manifesting for you

Ok I decided. Ordering donuts after finishing pizza

>middle aged underemployed terminally single men give life advice
>pathetic, sad, creepy
>middle aged underemployed terminally single women give life advice
>enlightened beyond human comprehension, blessed, perfect

>>41350029
>trans woman
You wish. Maybe fix your yee yee ass negging and you'll get some bitches on your dick

>>41350038
what will you dress up as for Halloween

>>41350038
can u order KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC 300 CREDIT SCORE

>>41350034
wait im just noticing that mole on your cheek for the first time what the hell its so beautiful im totally jealous... like the perfect beauty mark... i gotta start drawing them there its so pretty
>>41350039
Yes.

>>41349950
what's weird is he's my friend from like 13 years running
even if i liked guys i dont want to fuck him that'd be weird
what's also weird is he knew me as a man for 9 of those 13 years and he has only been sexually interested in cis women for the entire time ive known him
so when he says im prettier than his roster of young hot cis onlyfans girls i have to assume he's just lying
probably to get me to play ps1 games with him
it's a good strategy, i'll give him that
>>41349961
does nobody read my regular installments of The Late-Night Transbian Meta-Attraction Blog?
you can read the details here: >>41346308
>>41349963
me either
solidarity
>>41350013
i was in a relationship for 9 years which is probably longer than you've been an adult
you can be embarrassingly insecure if you want tho, don't let me stop you

>>41350040
You're very feminine.

>>41350043
Idk i don't think I will. I'm just gonna stay home anyways

>>41350047
i think its like a crumb or smthing

>>41350053
Not really lol. I just don't type like a cold autist

aft's bf is a namefag?

>>41350044
She doesn’t even respond to you quit being a spastic

>>41350050
attraction isn’t just looks ofc

why do chasers here always presume we have the dick or the prostate
women don't have those what the fuck are you all on about

>>41350059
LMFAO

>>41350063
i dont want her response i want KFKFKFFKFKFKFKFKFFKKFKFKKKF NGEIGIEGIEGIEGEIGIEIGEFGGGERG

>>41350060
You're making my cock hard already babe. Put the maid outfit on.

>>41350055
sad you would prob be fun at a Halloween party

>>41350061
no
he's an anon

>>41350076
Don't play gay chicken with me man I'll fuck your ass for real, you won't be the first man either.

>>41350077
I would most Def not be

>>41350086
dont join admins banned me for “antisemitism”

>>41350073
Alright man

>>41349810
worse than you, fagboi
l2shitpost loser
>>41350065
i think he's just high and lonely
he'd say the same to anyone to get them to spend time with him - at least if he thought they'd like it

we have got to get more autistic

>>41350099
kfc kfc

>>41349712
I like the sound of that

>>41350111
did you read it or did i waste my time looking up the post number?

>>41350066
Am I right in assuming your name comes from Greek myth though?
If so, you share the name with my brother's monitor lizard

>>41350121
read what

>>41350111
I'm already having a hard enough time

>>41350069
after careful examination i do have a beauty mark there

>>41350125
you motherfucker
>>>41349961
>does nobody read my regular installments of The Late-Night Transbian Meta-Attraction Blog?
>you can read the details here: >>41346308

eunuch dinner..

another way to feel what you didn’t want yourself to know
and let
yourself
go

Sarah genuinely has one of the creepiest attitudes towards men I have ever encountered. Ever.

>>41350137
Smakelijk eten

oh also post urs obvs

>>41350050
found it sorry im trying some funky shit with filters and you got caught up
HE WANTS TO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU SO BADDDD HE IS BEGGING FOR IT HE LITERALLY SAID "I AM THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE" AND "I FIND YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THE PEOPLE IM BANGING"
you do not need to get more autstic you need to get significantly less autisticf with some urgency

>>41350137
I really want to stay at your house

good thing im not autistic

>>41350133
you didnt know???????
>>41350142
am i even close...

>>41350137
that is not a salad and you are not a eunuch

>>41350144
c:
>>41350154
u do not

>>41349917
That's not what it was. You got juked.

>>41350142
We get it already, you're a samefag and you don't like Sarah. Shut up already

>>41350163
uh i literally am tho? and it is!

>>41350162
no i have roblox to play and job to job so no i just noticed now

getting a lucky crit on a particularly vicious backshot into my beloved bottom chaser and turning him into a beautiful light pink stucco feature on the headboard

>>41350164
But you know how much you broke me apart
I'm done with you, I'm ignoring you
I don't wanna know

>>41350174
your face is a stranger to you thats insane. i could tell you exactly where every mole on my body is at any time without preparation. maybe im just too AGP

>>41350154
And I hope it all works out

>>41350172
Correct. Anyone who dislikes Sarah is me. There couldn't possibly be more than one.

>>41350194
you are literally the only one ive noticed

>>41349875
I'm going to marry stu, make her a mommy and happy for the rest of her life.

which is worse:
>finding out your bf watches trans woman topping a guy porn
>finding out your bf enjoys my little pony porn

Sarah is an ugly annoying transbian

>>41350199
Idgaf

>>41350181
omg do not T°T

>>41350202
i don't really care about any of it other than the last part but you better make her happy or you'll have me to answer to >:(
>>41350203
i fully expect to watch clop with my future bf. if you cant match my freak its never going to work out

>>41350191
what do you wanna do
what's your point of view

>>41350203
mlp porn is okay as long its with rainbow dash cause im literally rainbow dash but NOT A LESBO

>>41350122
no it doesn't :p
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scilla

my real name is Maria tho

>>41350214
clown do you really not know the song babe??

10 is not a high body count wtff
thats a super reasonable one (and kinda low desu) i feel like?

>>41350209
Ok

my dog is an eunuch now too :(
theres only my dad running on testosterone on this house now

>>41350232
get a load of this whore

>>41350237
have sex with him

>>41350232
the second you try and engage on a specific number with these people you have lost im telling you. they will shame you for having had sex at all and there is no way to win. my advice is just stop caring but thats not very helpful LMAO

>>41350224
Also a very pretty thing to name yourself after

>>41350142
you need to workshop this
it's nonsensical but also i don't care at all what moids think about how i treat moids
this is not how you bother me
>>41350149
im not so sure
but knowing me im going to put myself in a position where i find out for sure
i do hope that doesn't go horribly for me
>>41350173
if this is a fetish thing i wont stand in your way
however, that thing ain't no salad and i will die on this hill
>>41350206
uglier than you, retard
imagine being so inept you can't get this annoying

>>41350255
You'd think chasers would approve of tranners being promiscuous

Sarah is a good looking interesting transbian

>>41350228
Nice, all aunts on my dad's side are named Maria

>>41350249
ew not too fond of incest

>>41350255
>they will shame you for having had sex at all
lol nobody here has done that

>>41350262
This isn't a polyfag group. I want her for myself

>>41350262
Men do not have the first idea what they want, let alone any concept of how to get it. it is very annoying i wish they would simply do what i tell them instead of trying to think with those beautiful empty heads of theirs
>>41350259
well what's the worst case! if he gets the chop he gets the chop
>>41350277
no i have did you hear im not a virgin anymore i forgot apparently i have had sex

>>41350232
No it's statistically higher than average but not like crazy at all
Not a big deal

>>41350274
u break daddys heart :(

>>41350219
I'd move heaven, earth and whatever those buddhists believe in to make her the happiest girl in the world

>>41350086
groomergen

>>41350293
an acceptable start. i'll consider the terms of the dowry. your unfamiliarity with basic buddhist thought will factor into these calculations

>>41350284
honestly?
worst case is i do something i will very much regret just because i am unused to the attention of boys

>>41350286
Thats extremely high unless ur like 50. how do you have 10 relationships long enough and meaningful enough to have sex while being under 30

>>41350302
you gotta take a minute with this if you don't smoke start you can't be talking about men like this. do you have any idea how many men there are everywhere. im tripping over them when i try and walk outside its exhausting the attention of one is worth less than nothing

my body count is around 16, most of them being undocumented migrants from uzbekistan, buried them near the A-370 road

I'm 100% convinced that bronya and most of the other trips are psyops designed by the tranner in my dms to make her seem like an angel in comparison to them

>>41350331
the tranner in your dms is a psyop by my polycule of transbians to keep you crawling back to me

>>41350331
I also believe this.

Imagine taking Bronya's advice about literally anything

Fully convinced

>>41350346
you can probably take her advice on collecting stds

>>41350346
anon the worst thing you could possibly do is fill out a job application. do not ever do this especially not right now

>>41350313
i have never in my life been hit on in person
not even by women
when you tower over people and have a fully expressionless face you don't come across as approachable
also like i don't pass and i spent most of my moid years as a FUB so few would be interested anyway
this may very well be the only opportunity i get to have this kind of experience and i can't lie, that's pretty hard to ignore

>>41350331
They certainly do make you appreciate the more normal trannies yeah

>>41350352
i wonder what advice i would give if someone asked me about this. probably visiting a lot of bath houses?

>>41350304
Have you heard of the term “hooking up”?

>>41350362
sure whatever fuck around a little dont take it too seriously. just dont get hung up its fun to feel hot

>>41350372
That's called being a whore if you are having sex.

>>41350142
What did she say I wasn't paying attention

>>41348851 (OP)
I finally got a boyfriend anons!!!

im a virgin but i wish my body count was two. if i were cis i wouldve have been these two guys gf :(

>>41350230
no i do thats y T°T
>>41350232
now this is how u bait lol
>>41350259
yeah totally thsts y i had orchi... but like how is it not a salad?

>>41350390
Good job.

just got done drug alloquating for the past hour

>>41350390
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41350395
kiria im gonna start hitting you with a rolled up newspaper when u post about these fucking friends of yours im losing my mind
>>41350400
omg i love alloquats they're so yummy

Getting my dick sucked from the back is my business... and business is terrible

can you hear me callin
outchya name
you know that I’m fallin and I dunno whata say
I’ll speaka lil louder
I’ll even shout
you know that I’m proud and I can’t get the words out

>>41350384
Hooking up here and there isn’t that bad
Doing it constantly, sure that’s whore shit

>>41350400
yes sir i will make 50 50 microleter aliquots of our stemcell cultivation drugs :(

>>41350415
muted

>>41350390
Happy for you, nona

>>41350396
see >>41350415
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII wanna be w u everywhere

Awful niggas like me know that when an inexperienced tranner gets a bf, she's actually more vulnerable to negging than ever

>>41350362
what is a fub?

>>41350390
now this calls for a celebration

>>41350451
basically like imagine the hottest type of guy in the entire world. my future husband in essence

>>41350381
i will be extremely upset with myself if i wind up giving my bottom virginity or whatever
not only to someone i don't love but someone to whom im not even attracted
>>41350396
no you had an orchi because you're trans which is different than being a eunuch
a salad has a leafy green and a dressing! that is the bare minimum
maybe you could get away with no dressing
>>41350451
Fat
Ugly
Bastard

>>41350439
dont say that anon :( sure thats a pretty terrible thing to think or say but it doesnt make you an awful person. say something nice about yourself to make up for it
>>41350464
this cannot seriously be about fucking virginity are you trolling me right now is this bait. who gives a FUCK about virginity

Somebody called for a fub?

>>41350406
>kiria im gonna start hitting you with a rolled up newspaper when u post about these fucking friends of yours im losing my mind
do i speak in a dumb way since im esl or i just talk about the same things too much

>>41350362
You were a chad, and now you're a mommy gf. If it were appropriate to hit on a woman femdom style and you didn't radiate transbian particles, you'd get more attention.

>>41350420
it’s a really good song

>>41350477
i just know when its you it's a woman's instinct i can feel it in my tits
>>41350474
hi can i get uhhhhhh an XXXL sausage pizza and some buffalo wings

>>41350464
ah. I'm in my fub (female) arc i guess. Trying to get out of it.

Seeing pics of you inspire me. I hope I can be half as pretty as u.

also i saw a hot guy on the vet today i kept looking at him his face was cute but not the most handsome guy ever but he was like 190cm/6'3 god unfortunately its true being tall is such an attractive trait :(

>>41350479
i hit on women femdom style all the time it works great

>>41350399
thank you <3 <3 he's been my best friend for many many years now and we've finally admitted our feelings for each other, we grew up and now we get to be husband and wife together and take each other's virginity, I'm very happy

>>41350403
apologies if I made you jealous

>>41350425
>>41350453
it absolutely would if I didn't have an exam in two days

>>41350513
study hard and have a huge amount of fun w him after!!

>>41350513
Cute

>>41350491
Only reason people give me a second look is my height. I’m mid otherwise

>>41350464
except i haven't feminised at all, the opposite if anything, i look like a man now so at best im a eunuch, actually.
>a salad has a leafy green and a dressing!
uh that's retarded, go eat ur lettuce away from me pls

>>41350473
me, apparently
i didn't expect to but
idk having my first (and probably only) time be an experience i have to dissociate from and feel ashamed of sounds so horrible that i was considering it for a while as a form of extreme self-harm
>>41350479
i do hit on women femdom style
just not in here and really not very often
like three girls in the past year
but that's a different kind of attention - nobody hits on ME
>>41350490
that's... wow
thank you <3
im sure you'll do even better than me

>>41350541
i dont think you have to worry about it so much its just sex it only means as much as you want it to. stimulate your nerve endings and see if it works out some new shit in your brain. nothing in life is remotely as serious as you make it it seems totally exhausting

>>41350536
i didn't say anything about what you look like i very pointedly avoided that
if i may
>the way i was gay was in a trans way, it's not the same thing as being a gay man
so you are not a eunuch by the same argument
i WILL eat my lettuce without you, you can't have any, bitch!

ew ew ew ew what the fuck is this new youtube UI

>>41350541
>im sure you'll do even better than me
I'm not sure about that. you're gorgeous in the pics I've seen from u. I'm really worried about loose skin afterwards because my skin is pretty shit in general, lots of stretch marks. I think I have to lose a similar amount of weight that you did, so you're hopefuel tho. We'll see how it goes.

It's nice and calm now that I've filtered bronya and sarah. What is everyone doing today?

>>41350568
Touching myself and whimpering

>>41350568
Donuts

>>41350568
i’m just working and being anxious

>>41350568
Talking wit bwonya!~~~~

I need a Xanax I can't get drunk at noon to deal with this

Do you think I could eat all 13 donuts in one day

>>41350592
What are you dealing with broski?

>>41350533
its in fact a very attractive trait. you're probably cute at least, its not really enough to make someone looks attractive unless you have a height fetish. its just that its a thing that really makes someone more handsome

>>41350558
are u dumb?

>>41350594
I think you're too bitch made for that

>>41350568
dating my childhood best friend, and how's your day going?

>>41350568
Leveling runecrafting in OSRS

>>41350596
not really. It's an extremely strong enhancer/detractor but the actual face and body matter infinitely more
>>41350600
im gonna try I haven't eaten yet

Yikes.

>>41350603
cute.....

>>41350601
giwtwm ;___;
congrats anon living the dream

>>41350595
Irrational anxiety, my body is just deciding that I need to feel like I'm about to die for no reason since I didn't have time to walk 8 miles this morning
I'm getting real sick of having a dollar store tier brain

>>41350607
Cute shitposts

>>41350616
>w<

mmm think i will start a new terraria world
i love this pic so much
niko believes in seal love! <3<3<3

>>41350601
That sounds cute

>>41350536
>look like a man now
lol
https://voca.ro/19DIUZ3pllDk

omg getting donuts delivered is 30 dollars wtf

>>41350604
>not really. It's an extremely strong enhancer/detractor but the actual face and body matter infinitely more
yeah thats basically what i said. unless someone has a fetish for that (lol) it shouldnt be the most important thing in a person. BUT yeah a hot 5'7 guy would look hotter if he were 6'0. but hes still hotter than a 6'0 average guy. i wouldnt change a tom cruise for a guy that just have his height as attractive trait :p

>>41350623
https://youtu.be/8FCAHU93NAk?si=leC1GZLBHVC2aw7j

>>41350602
Based

>>41350639
nigga just walk

>>41350602
Quit while you can. Don’t let the addiction take over

i am experiencing DESIRE
https://youtu.be/h_lhspmjCJ4
or something like it

>>41350655
I touch it like once every 2 years for a week

>>41350621
Legit a good poster, even for a namefag
Enough simping for now though

sometimes i feel so happy looking at niko i tear up a little
we're so blessed the world is full of love
https://youtu.be/QOfokpW7Z54?si=ZGEAXEdmnlwMigrP

>>41350608
>>41350628
thank you anons, it's been a long time coming and happened like a shitty romance novel too, and we're finally together, we're both in college to become nurses, and he's planning to move in in about 6 months

>>41350660
thank you i do it all for my fans ill work hard to keep doing my best for everyone

>>41350566
oh i most definitely have loose skin and huge stretch marks
there are things you can do about that but it'll never quite be like you didn't have them
the good news is im told that being fat when you start hrt is how you wind up with these sweater melons i have - along with genetics, of course so ymmv
i believe in you nona, you'll be beautiful
>>41350552
i just don't want anyone else to do things like that to me, is really more what it is
>>41350597
yea
im retarded

>>41350648
lol this was very strange ty

>>41350665
Beautiful

>>41350602
Only post worth a shit

>>41350667
sure i get that. its normal to be protective of yourself in a life like this. just dont war with your instincts you know what i mean just figure out what you're going to do if that's what's happening

>>41350665
aaaaaaaaaaa ;______; this is cute nona im so jealous in a good way i wish i had this too enjoy your relationship and your life nona that sounds so cute <3

>>41350665
>nurses relationship
oh......oh no :c

>>41350596
It’s usually the main thing people complement me on and not my looks. I think I’m just very generic and average looking

>>41350659
Ok that is good. To be fair runecrafting makes me want to quit

>>41350633
LMAO i do tho :x
>>41350667
apparently

>>41350697
no digas eso :(

>>41350697
no no, he's not the type to cheat and neither am I, we're well aware of the stereotypes but it's against both our axioms to do anything of that nature, we're actually both still virgins and waiting to give each other up to one another, it's a little pearl clutchy I guess, but we view sex as an emotional thing more than anything

>>41350703
mais non, cherie

>>41350680
the person i DO want is unavailable, however
i know what i I HAVE to do i just don't WANT to
but eventually i'll have to stop messing around and find a way to bury that part of me forever
but that day is not today
today i dont have to worry about consequences
yet

>>41350697
Sour grapes from the actual cheater.

>>41350714
this all sounds very retarded

>>41350667
>the good news is im told that being fat when you start hrt is how you wind up with these sweater melons i have - along with genetics, of course so ymmv

I've actually been on hrt for about 7 years or so, and really let myself go in the past 5. I have small tanner 4 a cup tits despite being fat lol

I know its not healthy to rely on others for your self worth, but I really hope someday ill find a man that loves my body. Thanks for the kind words sis.

>>41347125
It's a but expensive so I'll have to wait a while probably. But I definitely want to get it done some day

>>41350719
it's just the way things have to be
>>41350720
ohh i see i thought based on what you were saying that you were just starting
well, anyway, i hope your weight loss journey goes well and is rewarding for you
>Thanks for the kind words sis.
any time! <3

>>41350748
what's the going rate for tongue splitting.... been thinkin bout this too recently

>>41350665
song for you two
https://voca.ro/1jzYDljx9zhv
https://youtu.be/SaV-6qerkqI?si=OHnNqZq3yTcZV2Hp

>>41350760
To get it done "professionally" it's like $4k

But if you get into the body mod community there's people that have been doing it for others for decades that are well known/made a name for themselves and they charge around $1k
(one of the most notable names also travels with the body mod conventions and will work with you for when he's closer to your town)

>>41350771
>https://voca.ro/1jzYDljx9zhv
nta but you have a lovely voice, August.

>>41350760
Please don't. It looks disgusting and is unhealthy.

>>41350785
>>41350760
Holy shit I had no idea it was so expensive. But you should both absolutely do it

>>41350790
WHOOO ASKED

is prince a former triptranny or a gaygen troll?

>>41350800
he's my discord kitten

>>41350796
Did I reply to you?

>>41350790
ok I won't, but only if you love me forever. deal?

>>41350794
I'm getting conflicting messages here. what's the over under on chasers liking split tongues? I get excited thinking about what I could do with my tongue....

>>41350809
who replied to you! who asked how you feel about them. i personally felt zero need for your input on it

>>41350790
i think it looks cool desu but maybe a bit satanic

>>41350810
Deal

>>41350810
>what's the over under on chasers liking split tongues
Body mods are fucking awesome
Split tongue also gets the pervert in me going

>>41350810
>I get excited thinking about what I could do with my tongue....
Me too. It's actually the hottest thing imaginable. I've also heard that anyone who hates split tongues is actually dumb and retarded.

>>41350810
I've only seen it in porn but it doesn't look good to me

I SHOULD BE SHOT

maybe i should think about getting my chaser's tongue split

>>41350800
I think Prince is a former mtfg tripfag. Let me tell you a story of poles and soles. The hero of this story is maiq. Most of the tranny tripfags unironically loved him because he was good at texting. But, when they let their guard down just enough, maiq would shed his skin and ask for feet pics

>>41350816
yaaaaaaaaay! I love you baby!!!!!

>>41350748
ravooooj I’ve been singin

>>41350843
Cumshot?

Dire.

>>41350831
>>41350836
Hot. Would you be a pervert for me? I wanna make you feel good with my tongues...

Fuck my gay chaser chungus life

Bleak.

>>41350848
no maiq is way too pathetic to be him

>>41350790
I don't remember asking. Thanks :)

>>41350848
>he
i hate reppers so much it's unreal

>>41350848
I also think he's maiq

>>41350870
I wasn’t talking to you. I don’t care what some polyfag does.

Nigga Heil Hitler

>>41350794
Hopefully some day <3 <3

>>41350855
Whatchu been singing anonooj??

>>41350890
you see once again thats unsolicited feedback. you seem very bothered by what other people are doing all the time

>>41350890
You're so angry and obsessed with other people's lives. I feel sorry for you anon :(

>>41350843
Same
>>41350856
Not same

>>41350859
Just kissing alone would feel amazing I imagine
I have a big oral fixation so there's a lot of ideas coming to mind

I ordered taco bell instead donuts were too expensive

>>41350906
<3 u Bronya

>>41350906
>>41350908
Mad

>>41350920
LMAO sorry i dont want to come across like im like defending your honour this shit is just driving me insaneeeee lately its genuinely a reading comprehension thing apparently. people genuinely cannot understand the intended audience of a text and get very upset when it is not relevant to them personally

>>41350894
rostov anon?

Why the fuck is my penis 7 centimetres

>>41350952
i sneaked in and absorbed all the length off while u were sleeping sry. my hog must grow :c i feel rly bad tho sry :c i wish i cld make it up to u tht was kinda messed up of me :c

>>41350952
mine is 6 i win!

Why are zoomers so weird compared to other generations about age gaps. You're a legal adult.

>>41350963
I think some FTM's have clitorises larger than our penises

>>41350970
why are you such a faggot compared to other posters

>>41350918
kissing sounds amazing. I also have a huge oral fixation and love the idea of my mouth getting played with... I'd continue but this isn't horny gen so I'll leave it at that.

>>41350970
>average /groomergen/ user

>>41350970
lalallalalala roblox robloxx dubai chocolate llabubub LABUBUBUUBUBU

>>41350971
LOL true

>>41350970
"13 is legal in japan bro"

>>41350970
https://voca.ro/1f1vuB0cXzVa

>>41350970
End stage capitalism made it harder for them to become independent adults so a millennial / gen z gap is actually weirder than a gen x / millennial gap was on average

Idk if I actually believe this but it sounds nice doesn't it

>>41350992
yeah but that doesnt count as molesting because only white people have souls so its okay! u can touch them alllll u want!!

>>41350982
brb going to start saving up for my eventual gf's tongue split surgery

lunch break in work yay

>>41350789
hey thanks
>>41350895
some Carly Simon lol

>>41351006
that would be such a cute date idea!! holding his hand while my tongue gets split. getting teased by him when it gets harder to talk for a few weeks.. I hope you find your forked cutie anon <3

>>41351036
Definitely stealing that idea. I hope you find your handsome pervert as well

>>41351018
watcha having?

Is this a good thread for a cis guy pursuing a trans one who is afraid I won't be woke enough for him? It's hard being a bi 4chud

>>41351074
rice and chicken yim yom

>>41351086
If you are looking for a trans man this might not be the right thread I don’t think any hang out here

>>41351086
Personally I'm (tranny) a little bit chuddy, but I could never be with a genuinely hateful person. So it depends what being a chud means to you. A lot of girls are pretty left leaning though, so I imagine it won't be the easiest.

I GIVE MY MONEY
NOT FOR UBER, BUT FOR FOODDDD
(SLOP EATER)

S tier negger stopping during sex to ask his trans gf why she sounds "like that" when she's getting close to cumming

>>41351125
i need him so fucking bad it hurts. finally a challenge

>>41351130
This is me but secretly I'm stopping because I'm out of breath

>>41351145
i can only fall in love with you so hard please im begging you

feeling sad again :<
why am i always sad
i wish i was a happy person

>>41351145
I pulled this classic back in my vaping era

>>41351157
Go find a tiny animal outside and compliment it.

>>41351162
its cold and dark
i dun wanna go out Dx

>>41351157
We live in a depressing world
You have to ignore many things to be happy

outed my friend as a tranny lover to his mom at his birthday party, was successfully stealing but dude. his mom knows he used to have a crush on me; and like i know that he only dates tranners, someone had to tell her

>>41351086
ew no go back to pol we are proggresive round here yuh

>>41351166
Dark is when the coolest of the tiny animals emerge from their hidey holes, you're so lucky that this is when your quest begins. Also cold means you get to wear comfy layers like sweaters or wool or big coats which is fluffy armor. Aw you're gonna have so much fun out there I'm jealous.

>>41351170
yea i guess so
i feel so alone
everyone expects me to fail

>>41351174
God, put that poor fucker out of his misery already

>>41351174
you seem like an abusive friend

>>41351096
Gets the job done
>>41351174
Wait why

>>41351186
rly? :0
i wonder if i could see a hedgehog... we have them here but i still havent seen one

>>41351193
>>41351195
>>41351198
DUDE. he told me “yeah i only see myself dating trans women in the future.” and he’s not the type to be like DL about a girl he likes. someone had to tell his mom and his mom LOVES ME. it was for the best and he agrees

>>41351191
Try your best to only spend time around people who want you to succeed
But lonliness feeling is a death

>>41351199
Absolutely. You have hedgehogs?!? That's cool as heck, I'm even more jealous. You have to go find a hedgehog and tell it lots of nice things, it's very important.

>>41351217
Bold

>>41351195
This is the same guy who desperately wants her that she parades around here and forces to record himself saying he's actually chill with all this
I need to meet bro and give him a talk, you hate to see it

i got a lil too enthusiastic with the razor in the shower and nicked myself good Dx
it stings...
>>41351225
if i saw a hedgehog rn i think i would cry tears of joy
>>41351222
i feel like there's no one like that

>>41351244
yeah, this is straight up abusive behavior
he should have a little bit more respect for himself

Three meats in my salad and peanut butter on my banana

>>41351102
I should clarify, I already have a specific guy I'm trying to make my boywife.
>>41351109
I try not to be hateful but I can't help that my formative years were spent on 4chan either. I'm just horribly unequipped to match a woke mind in the gender arena.
>>41351185
So much for the tolerant left!

>>41351244
>>41351258
bro. iys never been that serious . he used to have a crush on me and he’s over it.

>>41351265
mtf or ftm

>>41351274
yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night

>>41351265
do u support ZOV

The friggin transgenders are turning my son gay

>>41351274
brutal

>>41351274
Is he or does he just pretend he is over it?

i am having fun. playing my anime game. i want to play this with a chaser so i can dress up my cute anime boy in AAP outfits and he can dress up his cute anime girl in AGP outfits and we get get straight married in a mmo together. maybe the love of my life is on here maybe im going to meet the chaser im dreaming of via blue protocol

what's the difference between sniffies & grindr

>>41351288
she’s not even transphobic or anything LMAO he just hadn’t told her because he thought she would assume he’s gay LOL
>>41351294
TRUE
>>41351297
shut up steve
>>41351305
i’m pretty sure! he had multiple chances to ask me out when i was single and he never did so

She knows and she gets off on it

damn. i wish i had friends

>>41351314
functionally very little they're both just hookup apps
but if we're gonna split hairs grindr is based specifically on "distance" and shows you a grid of people based on how far they are from you; sniffies is based on "location" and shows you a map of people and what they're offering or looking for

>>41351316
LMFAO poor steve

>>41351317
absolutely not, i only get off from being called a good boy and seeing my boyfriends biceps and handsome face and that’s IT

>>41351316
You can have a crush and know it would never work. Hope bro is truly over it that can be pain