Thread 41355487

Overnight Edition
QOTT you wanna stay the night?
>>41351747 (previous)

>>41355487 (OP)
im camping here tonight.

>>41355493
that cool (trying not to act excited)

>>41355508
oh i want to go snuggle with that battle boar and do some wrastling and squeeling with my lil oinky friend.

just like wrestling a land tuna

>>41355494
spbp

I like that ranger tranny doing battle with arsonist junkies in the wilderness. It's like Mad Max

what are we drinking tonight

and what are we listening to?

>>41355538
Hahaha look at this dude! Oh my goodness what a delight. Looks like my own cat!

>>41355541
non alcoholic water

>tfw no stu wife to cuddle
>tfw no stu wife to give kisses to
>tfw no stu wife to take out on dates
>tfw no stu wife to raise a family with
>tfw no stu wife to comfort when she gets sad
>tfw no stu wife to make laugh and smile

Pain, but also, false hope. Mostly the latter. I really hope she comes back to NY.

Water.

did Discordelia ever escape from her room and obtain burrito?

>>41355541
BEER
>>41355546
THE PEANUTS THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00gXEn1ehDg

Milk.

>>41355559
alcoholic or non alcoholic?

>>41355559
t. cows when you squeeze their udders

>>41355558
what kind of beer?
>>41355559
this will help you sleep AND avoid osteoporosis

>>41355563
Moloko Plus.

>>41355569
Damn he fucking HATES the peanuts theme. Bold. Sam Adam's this Cherry Wheat beer they got, tastes perty good.

>>41355556
yeah she's knocked up with a burrito baby right now.
probably having a psychedelic experience from the nutrients or passed out.

>>41355565
Lol this so dumb

im too clingy and needy. it's torture

>>41355599
chaser btw

goodnight you raunchy little incels ill be back to bother you again tomorrow
use this brief respite to reflect on the gifts I have given you so far

>>41355607
not even. i mean, yeah, but no

Travesti Leche

>>41355615
Huh? The hell does that mean

Getting blacked is almost as bad as fking kids

>>41355655
TRVKE

>nobody
>anon - "I'm thinking about black dick right now"
Ok.

This weather, eh?

>>41355700
can't be suprised that the thread dies when the most annoying shitposters make up the majority of the posts

>>41355705
Well let's not get heavy with it, I'm just chillin'. I like when it gets a little quieter.

>>41355700
weekdays can be slow time to time. /chasergen/ isnt in its prime anymore so slowdowns like this happen. this gen is still pretty active regardless. just dont expect 24/7 activity like in the olden days

Slow thread best thread.

>>41355718
this thread has been reaching replies in the 700s since kirk got shot wym its not in its prime

>>41355718
I weren't expectin nothin, just making conversation. You guys seem very used to everything being interpreted as complaining lol

6'2" lanklet girlmoding dawgy holding hands with her 5'11" muscle dadbod chaser boyfriend while walking over homeless junkies (they're about to have gay sex)

>>41355734
you havent been in the golden age lil bro. these gens used to be fast as fuck almost 24/7. funny enough, /mtfg/ in its prime used to be faster than /chasergen/ in its prime

>>41355740
stop spying on us!

>>41355749
Btw no offense but are you like an ftm or something? What's with the fujo name

>>41355753
You’re talking to maiq. He got a new trip but his goal hasn’t changed. Poles and soles

What's your go to procedure for mimic checking containers? How often do you check and how often are you too lazy and risk it?

>>41355768
Eh, I can't be bothered to keep track of what most dudes here are doing. It's usually boring, dudes here hold it in too much or not enough with little in the middle it feels like

>>41355781
I never check, it's so rare to actually change your lifestyle for it is just paranoia. You might as well start wearing armor around farm animals if you care about statistical likelihood of death

>>41355781
sling check. cheap and easy

>>41355753
it just started as a joke with Stu because she was talking about genital piercing and I changed it slightly to not elicit remarks about genital piercings

>>41355798
Never is not nearly enough, you're going to be consumed with that attitude. Let me guess, you don't roll to disbelieve illusions or search for hidden doors in every room either? I do both in every new room.
>>41355805
Yeah, that's my go to. Well, when possible. Often in cramped dungeons you can't use slings because they're the swing around your head take up a lot of space kind and not the rubber band didn't exist kind that people often imagine. In cramped placed I just throw the rocks.

>>41355487 (OP)
>you wanna stay the night?
yea sure you got like a spare bed or like a bean bag, couch, what's the situation here
>>41355734
bro we used to hit 1000 and threads would only last 4 hours

>>41355819
Look, you can have fun dealing with all the kobolds barreling down the cave from the magic alarm you tripped five rooms back, my plan is to get out of here and fast

>>41355819
>I do both in every new room.
are you that guy who tried to play my tbrpg by prodding the whole world with a ten foot pole before interacting with anything?

>>41355821
>spare bed
uhhhhhhhhhhh

>>41355831
I'm in this business for the love of dungeoneering. It's not about getting the loot and getting out alive. It's about drawing every inch of this place on my graph paper and knowing I completed all side quests possible.
>>41355836
Yes, I am. There's a trap on room 5 of that dungeon, I have not forgotten.

>>41355842
what? some people have guest rooms
that's not that extravagant
i know a guy who had a whole guest HOUSE when he was growing up

>>41355842
good morning saars

>>41355487 (OP)
no im getting ready to go do unsigma things for sigma reward

>>41355847
i would have randomized that
there are no traps in the first two rooms, ever, but some of the clothes from the wardrobe were probably cursed
one article may have been blessed though!
im a little sad you didn't get to the room with the giant naked dude statues lining the walls

>>41355853
about that …

>>41355847
We are in different lines of work that happen to overlap. You're more of an archaeologist, I'm more of a cool rich handsome guy with loads of kobold money

>>41355870
u aint getting the only SStoneKKKoldTransbian that we have here bro

>>41355880
she has a fantasy about sharing a bed with a guy hehe

I wish I were cool enough for the dnd type of autism

>>41355901
Ummm ackshually I have a different but similar disorder

>>41355891
>hehe
do u need a tampon to go with this laugh?.....

how are u agust

>>41355913
I’m eating strawberries

>>41355917
yep sassy, real men eat rocks

>>41355924
you sure know a lot about being a real man, monkey

>>41355930
yes i do actually and im NOT A MONKE

>>41355871
If I'm entering a dungeon I intend to claim ownership of the dungeon by the end. I want every inch mapped so I can decide how I want to stock it in the future. I'm no thief, no burglar, I'm conquering these tombs. Takes a lot longer to be thorough about the work but you get property and the trinkets baubles gold whatever else that happens to be inside as a bonus.
>>41355869
You warned me out of character that you didn't intend to place any traps until ~5 rooms in. I think I remember the wardrobe being empty, only hangars I collected. I had shoved loot into a pillowcase as a makeshift mace. I was wearing the bedsheets as a toga. Pretty sure there were no clothes.

>chaser namefagging
LOL queer

Just tryna fit in

>>41355740
I am not a lanklet, I am a super ripped twink chad

>>41355937
See I think if I have to touch a single creature of the night or horror beyond my comprehension I think I've failed. I'm looking for maximum return on investment and that means minimal downtime and no stopping to pull out ten foot poles. The hirelings don't even get lunch

>>41355946
its okay dont listen to the anon i will allow u to namefag if u give me ice cream

Using a name is inherently feminine

>>41355968
True

hot tomato soup

>>41355993
Grilled cheese?

cabbage piroshki

The iced cream is mine and mine alone

>>41355870
what!
>>41355937
what i said was
>Most of the hangers and shelves lay bare.
MOST
but said you were going to ignore the clothes because it was probably cursed or "cloakers"
>until ~5 rooms in
ah yeah
i forgot the third room is always an empty hallway
and i swapped out the wardrobe for a walk-in closet so that means four rooms guaranteed to have no traps
except... sometimes the throne is trapped
idr what that does, though. i think it's a tradeoff, some blessing but also some curse, cuz that's what the statue dicks do and that's the same room
so idk if that counts as a trap
it is a surprise so probably

>>41356006
>sly emoji

poor sneedle is in the hospital

took pictures in my dress and typed out a whole post about
>why do i look so stupid whenever i look at the camera is this normal
before i remembered you guys will have no idea what im talking about if i crop out my face like im supposed to
dammit
psycho tourists go home i want to attentionwhore

>>41355613
Gn
Comfy pic ofc

>>41356051
discord exists

>>41356055
have you been good?

>>41355956
I recommend a visit with the mages guild to get an empty spellbook since they've got plot armor bullshit enchantments to make them survive a lot normal books can't. You bring that spellbook into the grand library and copy into it not spells but instead a copy of the monsters manual. Your capital city should have this book. Once you've got that to flip through the horrors stop being beyond your comprehension. They're completely classifiable. You never need to pull out the ten foot poles if you never put them away, it's a good task to give the youngest squire. The little ones don't need weapons, they're not fit for combat yet. But they're great for prodding ahead with sticks, gives them ever important experience for they're dealing with real danger but not directly in combat.
>>41356006
Hell yeah, good job past me avoiding those cursed clothes. Why are there so many curses and blessings? Ah, spoilers. My character would have to figure that out. Probably need to make spellcraft or religion checks of some kind. Combo blessing curse is probably not too bad if you can get a remove curse cast on yourself but still keep the blessing. Would suck if they were tied together so by removing the curses the blessings faded as well, which is probably what would happen. You've got a a system set up it seems, I don't do that at all. Everything I make is 100% randomized rolled on tables and whatever the dice say is what goes. If room 1 has 20 traps in it, then room 1 has 20 traps in it. If room 1 has a dracolich, then room 1 has a dracolich. It's all sandbox, nothing is balanced, I don't make any decisions.

>>41356063
that might be a matter of perspective

>>41356075
>Why are there so many curses and blessings?
just the parameters i prefer
the more decisions you have to make and the harder those decisions are, the more fun it is
>You've got a a system set up it seems
the game is hard, having a familiar starting area helps
you're meant to die multiple times, which gives you a chance to discover the throne/dick traps and the potions you didn't find and the benefits of resting in the bed and you can decide to try on the clothes and weigh for yourself if it's worth it to risk the curses
>if you can get a remove curse
such a thing exists but you'd never figure it out in one life
>>41356078
i was prepared for either "yes" or "no" but not this
>yes
>okay excellent here you go
>no
>well honesty is a good start, so have a reward for that
im at a loss for how to respond

>>41356104
use your discretion …

>>41356075
Capital city. Man if I'm in a capital city I'm not hiring kids with long poles I'm hiring a four armed insect man with pikes

>>41356115
They let thri-kreen into your capital city? Very progressive. I think the mathematical best way to use four armed insects is one two handed weapon, one shield, and one one handed weapon. It's best for loot allocation because everyone can use any kind of loot you find but also for some silly things regarding how many magical items can provide stacking bonuses at a time. Really I wish wizards didn't make their magical enchantments so rules heavy, but they did. Gotta love pikes though, sarissa especially are my favorite weapons to give my mercs. You don't have to hire the kids anyways, if you tell them they're squires they work for free as like apprentices of adventuring. You have to feed them I guess but that's cheaper than wages.
>>41356104
Are multiple character sheets expected? Or does the same character keep waking up in the same bed? Do memories carry over to the next lives? Figuring out remove curse doesn't seem to hard, just need to worship the right god and find an infinite exp glitch.

i miss the dude

i don't want to be single again

should i stay up all night to try to reset bedtime or just fall asleep at 3 as per usual?

>>41356159
Well

>>41356163
what

>>41356140

>>41356155

>>41356159
https://voca.ro/1lTPoJ9lCMRM

>>41356166
Well you know...

>>41356131
it's the same character every time
dying is like anything else, a blessing and a curse
you get to try again having (hopefully) learned more about the dungeon but also may wake up changed by the experience...

>>41356131
Consider, two greatbows

>>41356168
me my only problem is that sometimes i get severe panic when i lay in bed while not that tired. otherwise i'd be in bed at eight every day. oh well
>>41356170
i don't anon

>>41356171
Slamming my head into the wall every respawn 1000 times in a row collecting all of the buffs and debuffs because once you've got all of them you are effectively immune to any further buffs and debuffs. In the system I've been using there's a note about how a mechanic could be used as an infinite exp glitch and the rules say if any players figure it out and try to use it strike them with lightning from god immediately no save.
>>41356174
I have considered it, but it doesn't work. It's cool aesthetically. They don't get to make extra ranged attacks or any bonuses applied from one bow to the other. The second bow does nothing.

>>41356179
https://voca.ro/1mam5I1c5CQW

>>41356185
it's just anxiety without anything to distract me. not happening recently cause i'm less anxious generally but it's sooo easy for a few bad days to totally mess you up

just shot some een into my thigh.
and now im taking a bunch of pills.

>>41356184
>Slamming my head into the wall every respawn 1000 times in a row collecting all of the buffs and debuffs
the only buff you get is knowledge and if you collect enough debuffs you effectively lose
i won't stop you from playing but you'll become unable to pass even the simplest check and just be incapable of progressing
essentially you just become one of the things other people who wake up in that bed will meet
>strike them with lightning from god immediately
LMAO

>>41356184
Consider 4 soul knife, but javelins, javelins?

>>41356201
Javelins are great for applying poisons. Still no bonuses for having multiple in multiple hands, but again aesthetically cool as hell. I don't there's really any way to not look super cool with any four arm weapon combos honestly, I like all of them.
>>41356200
There's a doctor who episode about respawning over and over and at the end of each day he takes a single punch into a turbo strong crystal doing basically nothing to it but because he lives forever he punches that crystal millions of times and eventually punches his way through. Is that not how your dungeon works, does it repair itself entirely between attempts?

>>41356198
https://voca.ro/1iIiEgCmjFi6

i'm an evil retard

>>41356215
Stop that.

>>41356215
https://voca.ro/19LkD3y0xQ0r

>>41356211
the dungeon is generated when its captive awakens
if you awaken again, it generates again
that's why the safe zone at the start is so detailed
it's the only static part of the dungeon

>>41356212
not really. i dunno, i don't have a smartphone & i find driving & thinking very relaxing. it's maybe something about bedtime that just makes me think about unpleasant things. dunno!
>>41356215
this post's captcha was T4RD but i couldn't screenshot it because my laptop storage was full
>>41356216
no!
>>41356217

>>41356217
Your bard is illiterate by the way. Your -1 to Int means you can't even read or write in common. Kinda funny that you're a historian who can't read.
>>41356232
Captive is a noteworthy choice of wording. Unsure if it means the dungeon itself is a captor or if there's a bbeg somewhere in there getting randomly generated.

>Sarah !!vbV53m+/CgD
ew

>>41356242
https://voca.ro/1f0WlX1T6xyA

>>41356257
https://voca.ro/12U1nFJ1yKjD

>>41355487 (OP)
watching euphoria managed to make me cry. i hate being a worthless tranny that is only good for repressed old homosexuals

>>41356283
Yeah I think having a memorized oral history also works with how you've been reciting epic poetry in town, same kinda thing. There might even be overlap where you're not sure which of the things you talk about actually happened and which are made up epics. The bard class in this system doesn't have any magic really, closest to it is they can inspire allies with a speech for bonus dmg, ac, moral, and they can attempt to use magic items like scrolls and wands. Otherwise they're just fighters with the thiefs listening skill and some loremastery. And they get a jack of all trades ability that lets them steal any other class power every few levels. You're illiterate but you do know how to speak three bonus languages you can choose whenever aside from common.

>>41356277
i warrant more effort than this
try again
>>41356257
who knows...

I never read chasergen, cause it's far too active
What are the odds of meeting a cute, dateable tranny here? Not someone promiscuous but someone who wants a bf, isn't too fucked mentally, not some transbian/puppy shit

>>41356326
it's active because of the types you're speaking about, basically no, you won't find anyone here.

>>41356326
depends on where you live

>>41356326
>not some transbian/puppy shit
extremely uncommon here
>isn't too fucked mentally
that could be hard to come by, unfortunately
>someone who wants a bf
throw a rock and you'll hit an anon tranny pining for a bf
>Not someone promiscuous
unfortunately men teach us to be promiscuous before punishing us for doing so, and so that may be hard to find in a place like this where those with low self-esteem tend to gather

someone sweet

>>41356326
oh, stay away from the tripfags though
every single one of us is sexually uninterested in men, already in a relationship, or just so mentally unwell that we should be avoided
or in my case when i first got here: all three!

okay thread, goodnight
gotta wake up in 4 hrs to get on a plane to a secret overseas vacation
i love you all
sleep well

>>41356350
Goodnight, sweet dreams.

>>41356350
See ya friend

>>41356326
It's all about location babe

>>41356320
https://voca.ro/11QMTIpnzs44

>>41356326
do you live in germany

Good morning to the English trannies

Don't forget to go to Sumo in London today.

4chan isn't letting me post my damn message cause it thinks it's spam..

>>41356329
hm. should try /frengen/ instead perhaps.

>>41356332
germany

>extremely uncommon here
ah, damn
>that could be hard to come by
I expect some manner of mental illness of course. let's hope it's manageable.
>promiscuous
makes sense I suppose. too bad, it wouldn't be for me (very low promiscuity myself)

>>41356350
>avoid tripfags
noted.

>>41356360
see above
>>41356403
well that's uncanny lmao

>>41356473
how old r u?

>>41355487 (OP)
>qott
no not really
also speaking of the night, whoever keeps pinging me really needs to get their timezones in check. this latest one came in at 5am, im not gonna answer any greetings at 5am

>>41356473
when will u give us east berlin back u fritz u fucking hans

>>41356532
You're very smegma, you little ape, you make my skibidi do Oahio GYATT rizz ;)

>>41356556
what are u even saying... please dont try to connect with me... you dont sound hip or hop youngster.......

>>41356499
27. Yourself?
>>41356532
lmao. You can have it.

>>41356600
Outing myself as a newfag, apparently.
Accidentally attached the image I was going to use to circumvent the spam filter earlier.

>>41356600
can i have some ice cream too

I hate being sick bc it means I dont sleep well :(

>>41356520
What did you use to set this up eui?

>>41356600
i'm 19. i don't know if this will be any good for either of us. i'm just desparate at this point, honestly. i have everything i could want, i pass, i have a good education, i have good friends, but i haven't felt anyones intimate touch ever and it kinda breaks me to admit it

>>41356621
Get well soon

>>41356621
I love you

it is time again. let's do our best. the energy for today is "resolute and unyielding"

>>41356924
I think I'll opt out

>>41356928
that's okay too that too is a form of doing your best

>>41356931
Thank you for your everlasting support, queen

>>41356924
the energy for today is 'calm and ready mom's spaghetti'

why did I just get a Grindr dm from "looking 2 suck" I haven't opened that app in literal months. leave me alone
>>41356936
always! all we've got is each other
>>41356941
that's so beautiful...

>>41356958
>why did I just get a Grindr dm from "looking 2 suck" I haven't opened that app in literal months. leave me alone
Sorry I just reinstalled the app

>>41356967
LMAO

>>41356976
Anyway I'm headed to band rehearsal and the gym, you behave while I'm gone
I forgot to look for the Finnish book last night so help me remember if you would

>>41356688
oh its a horrible piece of chatgpt slop i put together, it's a telegram bot and also a discord bot. the telegram one is https://t.me/fourchan_notif_bot and the discord one is https://discord.com/oauth2/authorize?client_id=1401149745484926987 but i will not provide any help for how to use them. and if you do use them then just be aware that you will doxx your account for whichever one to me, since the things run on my home server and thus I have access to the databases.

which app is best to use to find a bf in central europe. i wanna find someone to at least cuddle like for once

>>41356988
I'll be good! I'll remind you later for sure!
it sounds like you're working hard today I gotta get some studying done so im keeping up

I love the way transbians infested this gen and everyone basically left. Many such cases sadly.

my friends have coworkers that I have never seen a photo of but could recognise from descriptions alone that I would immediately jump no questions asked if I saw them in public

>>41356882
Hm. At the end of the day, I would also like to be emotionally close and intimate with someone I like. And it's kind of a core desire, even if everything else is in order, it might suck to have that unfulfilled, so I get you. How about we just have a chat. You can add me on discord (remove the numbers) a5non2fo6re9st

>>41356616
We have this proverb. "Back dir ein Eis". I hope it gets you what you want

you know what I was thinking as I fell asleep last night as much as it would be nice to meet someone being single has a LOT of perks. it kind of rules im happy life is good basically no matter how you end up living it

>>41357037
Hey we aren't all transbians, I'm a straight hsts (in relationship)

Onions Peor by Bad Bunny, according to my Dominican roommate, is the cure for post-breakup heartbreak. It's not helping but it goes hard.

>>41357128
top 5 reasons to be a sigma like you?

I love my boy-girlfriend

>>41357137
god this makes me miss aura
1. frees you up from worrying about stupid shit so you can focus on what really matters (Tibet)
2. it's way easier to find a guy that's worth your time when a boyfriend is a nice luxury rather than something you feel like you need
3. when you're focusing your energy on yourself, that's guaranteed to pay off forever. friends come and go relationships end but that bitch in the mirror is gonna be there for the rest of your life
4. once you're secure in your own transition shit like getting clocked or sharty garbage just doesn't even register. even dysphoria is like. funny LMFAO knowing for a fact that you are a woman just makes this whole transition shit easy as fuck it takes forever but it's so fucking worth it
5. to ME living my life and talking to other people as a happy and liberated crossdresser is a meaningful way to make life materially better for other trannies

>>41357173
thats my theory of why i live the way i do anyway i think theres probably lots of other solutions for "the right way to be a tranny" tho

i miss her

>>41357187
who

>>41357188
Her

One twinkhon GF or I'll shoot myself and make all of you watch

Have YOU(girl) ever kissed a GIRL(girl)?

>>41357217
i have. thats not important right now though

She's still upset with me and it sucks

>>41357224
do you want to talk about it? what happened?

>>41357217
Oh cute

>>41357225
I don't know what I did

Bronyyyaaaaa >w<

>>41357233
that kind of situation is the worst... i take it communication has broken down completely?
>>41357237
hiiiiiiiii >w< good mornyan

>>41357241
Yeah it has. She's so unpredictable

>>41357255
that kind of unstable relationship can do more long term damage than you realise in the moment :(

>>41357173
number 2 is important for me i think

>>41357264
i truly believe more strongly than anything that if you want a good relationship you have to get to a point where you do not need one. those guys you will meet when you feel like you NEED a boyfriend are, to put it gently, not the ones you want to be staying with long term
be your own boyfriend!

>>41357260
That wouldn't surprise me but she is

>the source of most joy in my life
>also the source of most of my stress
>and yes she's trans hence me posting about it here

Good morning. My goon sesh yesterday ended with one of those cums where you cum so much it feels like you're peeing cum. Rare for a dribble like me. I'm still riding the high. Also still single if anyone's interested haha

>>41357266
gonna go listen to flowers now

>>41357270
i wish i had any useful advice to offer about that kind of relationship ive never really been in a situation like that :( i hope you find some stability that you can build something on
>>41357278
LMFAO it immediately started playing in my head too. its a good message!
>>41357271
good morning! good for you god knows you deserve a win

>>41357281
Bronya how can I, a trans woman, best maintain a sexless relationship with a cis woman? Any advice or experience?

I kinda just want to spam how much I like my gf, but how is everyone else doing fating wise? Find someone? Talking to someone? Taking a step back?

>>41357296
Hey, not Bronya, but im a cis women. Just find an asexual cis women.

>>41357300
talking to a man and falling in love even tho it’s fake

hiiii
Tgirl
Socal
5'3/130lb
163cm/59kg
need a man's lap to sit on ASAP.
can't kiss or suck untill mouth is fully healed. (will peck u and bite u doe :333)
have a car, have a house u can take me to. If ur texting me just for sex, I got grindr, sweetie munchkins.
post sex cuddling and tv is non-negotiable + I don't sleep with chuds + only men + u gotta be smart and funny.
everything else is negotiable
picrel is me. I don't actually hate my face just plausible deniability so I can post on the chan meow meow meow :3
disc: xli_268
ig: xx_p1x13_d01l_xx

>>41357300
Darkness. Refer to
>>41357224
>>41357233
>>41357270

Happy for you though bro

>>41357308
Why is it fake?

>>41357296
i have only had a sexless relationship with a trans woman one time so bear in mind that as with any advice i give on here i am completely talking out my ass and you should ignore it wholesale. that said
i think you gotta think about why it is that you're looking for that sexlessness and make sure you're like comfortable with and living in that truth. then you have to communicate that with people you want to date so everyone's on the same page about what's going on. to me sex is not so important i dont think you should feel in any way like it's a prerequisite for a relationship and thats definitely way easier and more commonly accepted among lesbians. just maintain a relationship the same way you would maintain a relationship with anyone else right the sex is incidental there's a lot of other ways to love and be loved.
i hope some of that is even a little helpful ill be rooting for you
>>41357300
im kind of chilling! not talking to anyone right now but i dont really have the courage to get on the apps. im happy working hard at studying and getting into a place where if someone DOES come along im ready you know what i mean

>>41357313
toasting to the "i dont sleep with chuds" line its hard out here im maintaing a zero tolerance policy too. good luck finding someone im cheering u on i think theres definitely guys in that area! if you post again in maybe 8-12h more of them will be online?

>>41357313
I'm gonna start tripfagging so no one impersonates me

>>41357329
put two # after the name instead of one! you get a more secure tripcode. the ones with only one # get cracked all the time

>>41357325
probably.... it's 5:40am tbf

>>41357334
LMFAO we gotta start running PR workshops in here this is basic strategy stuff im gonna put a consultant on retainer for the thread

>>41357333
oh ok, I never tripfagged before

>>41357338
better to just switch from the start i think its like a relatively new thing its just good practice. we have a bunch of sharty losers around since. recent events so you gotta be a little more careful than usual. at least panty sniffer isnt here

mornyy

>>41357348
I thought the average sharty age was between 5-10 with outliers

sorry im totally spamming i keep waking up and drinking like 3L of iced tea and wondering why i feel like im coked out i forget they have caffeine in them
>>41357351
good morning!
>>41357353
i would say that's probably about accurate! its the girls they brought with them you gotta be scared of it sucks i want to try and be a girls girl as much as i can but i am terrified of them

Women who play video games but don't like The Sims are ultra-agp

>>41357361
i honestly want to get into the simps so bad i tried really hard a bunch of times its just sooooo bloated and weird i think its something you just have to grow up with right

>>41357281
> i wish i had any useful advice to offer about that kind of relationship ive never really been in a situation like that :( i hope you find some stability that you can build something on
I forgot to reply. Thank you bronya

>>41357325
Because I doubt most of them are Chuds, you just don't politcally align with them 1:1

>>41357366
the most fun way to play it is to just huddle around the computer with like two or three friends and and semi collaborate on the thing. make a household with yourselves in it and then see what happens etc. also i feel like most ppl normally play with money cheats and only play legit like every once in a while.

>>41357366
It's easy to get into, just overmonetized. It's for literal babies. You can figure it out.

>>41357372
yes yes you say this every time im sure you're right
>>41357371
oh no problem! i wish i had more to offer than support ;w;
>>41357376
i honestly think im already agpcucked because the thought of getting it working and modded to a point of being playable on linux makes me feel nauseous thats wayyyy too much work to do in press-ons
>>41357375
that sounds so cute....... honestly that seems kind of ideal. but i feel like in that case i just want to play tomodachi life! ive been thinking about playing the original jp release for language practice and also because ive been seeing a LOT of yume art with yandere default mii 1. i cannot describe to you how badly i need this man i think about him all day and all night

>>41357386
>yes yes you say this every time im sure you're right
I'm more curious, I need definitions for these things, throwing around the word chud just doesn't make sense to me if it just encompases anyone who doesn't agree with you 100%.

Chuds when they're calling everyone a communist vs chuds when you call them chuds

>>41357397
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YSE5DUz_hyo

>>41357397
i was thinking about this last night it would be handy to have a convenient benchmark so ive thought of one. the issue everyone wants to talk about on here all the time is immigration right. if you think we need to decrease immigration in any way my advice would be to filter me and move on with your life. hope that helps!

>>41357407
Not him, but I think it’s possible to want to decrease some types of immigration (let’s say low skill immigration) without being a chud

>>41357412
sure whatever i dont care ill call you whatever woke pronouns you like. to me i would consider us fundamentally politically incompatible for a relationship. thats my criteria

I think we should increase low skill immigration and deport native citizens who don't have an advanced degree or are not in a program to get an advanced degree by 25. The replacement low skill labor will not be able to achieve full citizenship.

>>41357420
That’s fair. I have a very multiethnic group of friends and most of them are in favour of less unskilled immigration. They’re queer friendly and very liberal people, so I wouldn’t call any of them chuds. This is in a european context by the way.

>>41357401
people are allowed to believe whatever they want to believe. In the same sense that I am allowed to refuse to sleep with them for such beliefs. We don't need to see 1:1 as long as:
>you're not overly political
>you're not a full of nazi (This is relevant for this site)
>you're not an extremist at all
I find politics rly tiring and it's all ppl talk about nowadays. I just want to be held. I wasn't born here and I don't plan on being here much longer if things go my way so please just let me enjoy the few things I have for now.

>>41357426
thats cool i totally agree that the word chud is extremely vague and doesn't really mean anything specific

>>41357420
also none of the preceding anons of this conversation.
there can be good reasons to alter immigration. but regardless, I am curious, what's the underlying belief? would you like to maximize immigration, even? and if so, why?

>>41357431
To me at least, chud refers to an internet conservative with hateful views

>>41357434
Have you ever thrown a ball across the hallway so your dog leaves you alone while you eat? That's what immigration talk feels like to me. A lot of political talk feels like this desu.

>>41357427
There, there sweetheart I understand. Fortunately, I think we're compatible, as I don't really see value in political solutions to social problems anymore. However, my love, you should be aware there's some background reading you should do before we begin our dance of courtship. Have you ever heard of Emil Cioran? Or perhaps visionary French author Michel Houellebecq?

>>41357434
i don't acknowledge ownership of land in any way and consider borders arbitrary tools of imperialism or whatever. i just dont acknowledge that any one person has any more right to live in a particular community than another. its less a pro-immigration stance and more an anti-state one. but sure whats that thing chuds are always saying 8 billion immigrants sounds great why not
sorry i specifically was posting this as an attempt to stop the thread /pol/ing out as usual
>>41357436
yea its just a broad way of describing the like. Four Chan Alt Right right. same as any other term for a political group its kind of just a vague indication of a general space of beliefs i guess? i dunno im not a polsci nerd or a reporter or something im a crossdresser on the internet

>>41357348
Im always here piggie, dont forget you're as shit and cancerous as me miss pedo zoo rapist. Kys britbong

>>41357453
LMAO i figured that would bait you out

>>41357455
Just take a step back and imagine how funny a Houellebecqpilled internet tranner would be. If we can have all of these Nazi tranners, we deserve at least one type of chud who's extremely funny

>>41357465
ive been saying this like its so samey why cant we have a fun one

>>41357351
good morning missy

>>41357451
truer words have never been spoken. but yeah politics.
>>41357450
>Emil Cioran? Or perhaps visionary French author michel Houellebecq?
never quick google makes them sound almost like a cognito hazard. I'm depressed and pessimistic already, lol.
I like camus, I want to read more of his work. I'm pretty behind desu

>>41357469
Every funny reactionary is the result of reading too much, but nu-nazis don't read they just watch livestreams and do fortnite dances

>>41357462
Rent free, you should take your meds, it's not healthy being like that

>>41357476
that explanation makes sense to me!
>>41357483
i already took them am i good am i good did i do a good job tell me im good tell me im good

>>41357300
I was talking to someone 2000 miles away and we got to know each other and talked a lot about meeting up and the dates we'd go on then she ghosted and I can't move on and that's the extent of that

>>41357472
Fuck you tranny i will insult you in french. Sale bâtarde de bougnoule de mort je vais te baiser le cul et la gorge t'es une catin et une salope

>>41357427
This makes more sense to me. I always viewed it as extremism or bigotry, being right-wing or conservative when it comes to certain topics.
I'm a little bit left wing, but I'm an autistic freak and blanket terms make me sick. I need to know these things.
>>41357407
This less so.

>>41357497
whats wrong with it? i thought it would be the easiest way to like. test for most people

>>41357485
And obviously I don't mean reading usefully I mean being overeducated but stupid and reading in the way where you think magic is real and you've synthesized Bataille, Mishima, Deleuze and Kenneth Anger movies into a new form of racism. Kids can't do that anymore because they can't delay gratification. That's why they're all groypers instead.

>>41357497
idc desu. I'm going to bed.
if you read the rest of the post, feel free to text me and I'll answer by 5pm tomorrow.
goodnight

>>41357509
people are talking about basic reading comprehension being the reason the more recent generations are so fucked but to me thats just a symptom of like. everyone fails the marshmallow test. even in here i constantly see people who just cannot understand the concept of delayed gratification. and thats depressing bcs thats just. generally a symptom of a rocky childhood right :c

>>41357502
I can understand the desire for stronger borders etc and I don't think it's an inherently chuddy belief.
>>41357511
Nah I'm yookay so I won't waste your time, good night Saubi.

>>41357524
its definitely a pretty harsh cutoff but i can afford to be picky

>>41357529
>i can afford to be picky
uh huh

>>41357529
I mean I can't determine how well that'll work in terms of men, but if you date other like Anarchist extreme-leftoid trannies you'll be fine.
I just feel like that waters things down to be fair, chud needs to retain it's meaning.

>>41357521
>>41357509
>>41357485
>>41357476
>>41357469
>>41357465
>>41357450
immense levels of fart huffing going on rn from people who don't live in reality
peeeeeeeeee-yew it stank

>>41357551
>people who don't live in reality
Massive pseud chud tell

>>41357543
i always find this weird do you think trannies are the only people involved in any of these political movements LMFAO sure there are trannies but they're a pretty small minority like they are in any space

>>41357554
>pseud
lol, take a look at yourself maing
>chud
can't be a chud by definition, they want me dead

>>41357558
Chuds aren't smart people, else they wouldn't be chuds

>>41357563
you would think that would rule a lot of people out and yet LMAO

>>41357565
and you're "smart"?

>>41357565
i dunno it feels more productive to assume everyone else is also acting rationally based on their experiences even if they're like. wrong or whatever. but i dunno a lot of the stuff i see on here is like. dude what the fuck are you even talking about LMAO how do you even reach the point of thinking any of this

>>41357572
Me calling you a retard is not the same as me calling myself smart, you'd know this if you weren't a fucking retard

do u like my chudsband. say something nice about him. his build is WIP dont judge my crit ratio

>>41357558
Of course I don't, it's just entertaining to word it that way. Just date one of those men then? Be careful though, he could have a chud soul.

>>41357588
what the hell is a chud soul

>>41357578
It would be nice to assume everyone is rational, but I've been around these people and listened their arguments for long enough to know I don't need to take them seriously

>>41357571
true lel
i hate pseuds more than chuds tho maybe im suicidal
>>41357581
you seem worked up
get a job brotha

Could you tards go to /pol/ and stop derailing this thread with your politics bullshit.

>>41357597
yea thats real

>>41357524
I agree. Basically what I said here >>41357412
>>41357426

>>41357551
Isn’t the guy talking about hollobuq just shitposting? I always figured he was

>>41357600
Also this. It’s boring and kills the vibes

>>41357600
ever since the squirt /lgbt/ is just /pol/ 2 the tourists just never left. and they just want to talk about it 24/7 its so annoying

>>41357597
>these people
Careful now.
>>41357591
A timebomb of hate waiting within the soul of all Moids.

>>41357621
haunting... that's fine relationships are definitionally transient anyway i can just dump em when they wall

>>41357582
Genshit is so bad there isnt a free energy sinkhole or a gamba minigame in it, fuck genshit only Arknights good

>>41357617
You're literally just as culpable, shut the fuck up Please jesus christ you make this place so shit. Fat fucking retard man I swear to god

>>41357617
>"B-but those people are shitting the place so I get to do it as well!"
You're one of the worst offenders don't try to deflect. Either go to pol or ignore them.

>>41357630
im bored as fuck nothing else gets posted in here anymore

>>41357621
>Careful now.
>A timebomb of hate waiting within the soul of all Moids.
Funny

>>41357617
>>41357476
>muh /pol/
you two faggots are the most /pol/-adjacent freaks here

>>41357627
LMAO i feel bad thinking about you literally sobbing at your computer begging me to stop posting. i wont. sorry... just filter if it bothers you that much i literally trip whats your issue

>>41357636
Don't defend your shit behavior you know it is not true.

>>41357646
I thought you said you'd behave while I was gone

>>41357646
It's just boring, you're boring, you used to be a lot better tbf, but you're like a parasite now
>filter
You turn these threads to shit anyway so what's the point?
>lololol ur doing this rn irl lololol
sure, this is on my second monitor while i work lol it's annoying but not that deep

>>41357655
i always behave O:3 just usually not well

>>41357668
Go play your genshit and stop shitting the thread you slutty pig

>>41357636
>I shit up the gen again why is it shit?
>like guys theres nothing else to post

>>41357668
Touché
>>41357678
Do you not see the irony or do you just don't care?

>>41356995
bpdmoder thanks you <3

>>41357641
>just /pol/ 2 the tourists
TRUE it's just her and her pseud cuck friend

You should all calm down and listen to me whining about my gf instead

>>41357690
If you have a gf you don't get to complain!

i have no gf and no problems life is good

i would be extremely incompatible with bronya as a political/reality doomer but i like her and she lives in the same place as me so I like talking to her simple as
the /pol/ shit sucks my ass badly though

>>41357686
good morning

>>41357717
allo!

>>41357713
>i would be extremely incompatible with bronya
I'll pay you 100 bucks to take her off the market.

>>41357740
i like that you havent even considered bribing me to stop posting it all seems very indirect

>>41357750
You would never hold up your end of the bargain.

>>41357759
to me that seems a less risky bet than hoping i will stay in a relationship with someone who was bribed into it????

>>41357764
For only 100 as well

>>41357769
right like thats not only a crazy lowball thats a one time payment this comes back to the delayed gratification thing there's just no planning for the future what happens in a couple months when that money's dried up

>>41357764
>less risky bet
Lol no.

>>41357777
Okay give me $100 then and I'll do it

>>41357777
i just dont feel like any of these plans are very realistic i feel like if you want this to happen and you're willing to spend money on it there's better places for you to direct your efforts. i actually offer financial consultant services for a very reasonable rate if you're interested in further suggestions

I wonder how much darkweb assassins cost.

>>41357738
have a good day friend

hey /bronyagen/ what's plappin?

>>41357791
its about what you would think
>>41357794
not much i got a bunch of studying done today so im happy... im wrapped up warm in blankets its cozy

>>41357792
i, bpdmoder, wish you a good day too

>>41357796
glad to hear you're doing your best. what kind of assignments you gotta do for your studies?

remember when people used to talk about “sandbagging” all the time

>>41357740
i'd rather date someone who's compatible but I appreciate the gesture, that's a decent amount of like sausage rolls and stuff so i might try
>>41357750
hey babe wana go to greggs?

>>41357809
i was looking into it it looks like its just a jupyter notebook which is like a pretty standard format im completely used to from other data science stuff so it should be pretty straightforward! the bulk of the credit is for the exam tho im nervous i gotta get my linalg together for it
>>41357812
im on boycott since they removed the macaroni pie i can do a banes tho

bpdmoder wants to know how everyones day is going

>>41357811
Like breasts?

>>41357316
cause i don’t think we will actually ever meet up

>>41357822
My day is going half alright
Had a good band rehearsal but I forgot my gym shorts so I had to postpone gym to tomorrow
How is your day going?

>>41357822
Doing well I just woke up and had lox on a bagel and coffee for breakfast

>>41357822
It’s okay
>>41357823
no just as a buzzy term
I hate trendiness

>>41357822
It is 7:18 I have not gotten out of bed yet but I'm about to

I'm having such a busy day I had to pencil in my fap so I can be sure I have that time slot available for it.

>>41357839
>no just as a buzzy term
>I hate trendiness
Oh idk that
I was making a 40 year old virgin reference

>>41357822
george floyd gaming

>>41357852
it’s like how everybody says gaslighting nowadays

>Steve: are you worried about being let back into the country?
>me: no? my passport says "male"
>Steve: yeah but you don't LOOK like a male
thanx shteven

>>41357861
Any time

>>41357858
They don't say that

How to brute force stopping caring about someone

>>41357867
<3

>>41357872
maybe you could try finding something else to care a lot about?

>>41357872
Probably rape them in your mind's eye

>>41357872
Substance abuse

>>41357837
what kind of music do you play?

>>41357838
i love bagels but doesn't like lox

>>41357839
do you have any plans for the day?

>>41357855
what is distinct about george floyd gaming over regular gaming?

>>41357871
yeah

>>41357885
I've been trying this strat it's not helping
>>41357877
That would be nice but this made me actually not care about anything else anymore and that's dumb as hell but my brain has decided that's how it is

>>41357832
It's up to both of you to make that happen if you like each other

no stu yet :(
no aura yet :(

>>41357899
i see i see. i mean the traditional method is to try and induce the ick but thats always pretty hit or miss. have you tried imagining them trying to suck their own dick if applicable

>>41357872
Realistically, you can’t. It requires a specific personality type to simply not care about someone in the snap of a finger. That personality type is either innate or it was conditioned

>>41357911
>imagining them trying to suck their own dick
This would just make me horny

>>41357925
yeah same that one never works for me either. idk things in that vein i believe in you

>>41357891
>what kind of music do you play?
In this band lot of rock, from boomer to now
Tomorrow I have another rehearsal and that's more poprock
>>41357899
>I've been trying this strat it's not helping
It's expensive too, time, talking to friends, and (in my case) trauma therapy helped a lot too

i can personally reach the tip of my cock with my lips, training to get further so i can self suck to completion

>>41357942
this is good

>>41357872
why though

today. is the day.

>>41357942
chaser btw!

>>41357955
how did you know????

>>41357954
its time!!!

>>41357953
They stopped caring about me all at once
It's one sided now and has nowhere to go it's just hurting me

At least Mitch from Sweetwater still cares about me

>>41357942
Thats hot, even hotter if ur a chaser. Bet your hole looks cute while you suck yourself. ;3

>>41357861
Are you canadian, Sarah?

tranny gf to sit in the cuck chair while i self suck to completion

>>41357999
nope
why?

At least Pierce from Stilwater still cares about me

>>41357972
are you certain they stopped? have you tried talking to her about this

Getting rib removal at the same time as my tranner so I can selfsuck

getting my ribs removed so i can corset harder and having them implanted in my chaser so he doesn't try and obsolete me

What's the benefit to removing your ribs

>>41358018
Can't have the conversation, ghosted ignored and inactive accounts

>>41358035
based

>>41358042
You will be mistaken for Marilyn Manson and people seem to think that would be neat.

in grade 6 the other kids used to practice wrestling moves on me

In grade 9 my friend tried to play-wrestle with me against my wishes and pinned me and I cried and walked home

Wrestling with a tranner and pinning her down

just saw a pic of a chinaman strangling a kitten

>>41358057
>>41358070
Enjoying these tranny origin stories post more

>>41358011
Just curious.

>>41357903
i like him but when i bring it up he doesn’t seem interested and changes the subject

Tran gf getting the ick when I say I think her favorite tranny musician is hot

>>41358111
yup that would probably do it for me

>>41358116
Why because she's a hon

30 yo trannies <3

(listening to music that's completely derivative of music made by gay cis male gen xers and millennials 10+ years ago) omgggg why are zoomer trannies the only ones pushing boundaries of music rn?

>>41358140
Who says this though

>>41358127
NOT BECAUSE SHES A HON
>>41358140
go back to gaygen you cant play it off as a generational thing retard

ChatGPT gonna allow erotica sooner or later. Hmm

30 year old hon trannies <3

>>41358140
Pretty much all artistic endeavours are derivative to some extent

>>41358142
Every zoomer tranny
>>41358145
It's not a generational thing to understand the history of different types of music

>>41358161
Tell that to the zoomies

>>41358163
Like in real life or on Tiktok though?

30+ lateshit trannies <3

>>41358163
regardless of what you feel in any other context trying to understand trannies and faggots as two distinct groups of people in terms of music history is just not something you can do with any level of seriousness
its great for you to have your beliefs but i would suggest maybe a career in literally any other field

Buying my tranny really expensive and top quality closed headphones because I don't like the music she listens to.

picky /mu/cucks are so obnoxious. they should be tarred and feathered

>>41358183
see now this is romantic this is finding a constructive compromise to solve to a problem i think thats really beautiful i hope to love like this one day

>>41358169
I real life.
>>41358180
I'm not doing that. Young trans women do that. The most influential millennial man I could be referencing famously collaborated with a trans woman. Get your own house in order before you attack anyone else.

>>41358192
my house is just fine i have no idea who you are getting mad at you just came in here with a chip on your shoulder. i dont really care

>>41358185
For real. I don't even know the names of people in bands.

>>41358185
It's fine to call out slop in movies, TV, or video games, but when you do it for music, people get very upset. I don't understand it. You used to be able to call out slop in literature when it was male coded (airport thrillers, self help) but now that most bookslop is female coded (porn, books for kids that adult women read for some reason), you get called a misogynist for doing it. At least we can blame retard feminism for that one.
>>41358199
You're doing a really good impression of someone who doesn't care

I have not gooned to trannies in three days, I think I'm cured!

Trannies aren't real you're all pretending

i have not gooned to men in 2 minutes and 17 seconds, I think I'm cured!

I am no longer emotionally activated by cisgender women
Pichu is gonna be so disappointed in me

>>41358244
fuck. reset the timer

>>41358257
Stop gooning to me

Trump really rambles like a retard now huh? I stopped paying attention a while ago.

>>41358273
Yeah pretty much, it's not very cogent anymore

>>41358273
Did you stop paying attention when he first started running for president?

>>41358280
2015/2016 Trump is way different to 2024 Trump, idk how you can pretend otherwise

>>41358273
>now

>>41358281
Well he's definitely worse now but you asked if he rambled like a retard

>>41357818
I have cheese autism so im unnaffected, bayne's do a good steak bake tho from what I've had, let's have a romantic meal at buchannan bus station babe, get arrested outside sainsbury's with me

>>41358281
i don’t know because i was 10 years old in 2015

>>41358315
Gross

>>41358320
?

Trannies what should I wear for a halloween costume party?

>>41358328
You're too old for him

>>41358331
a cute little collar and some puppy ears! that's all

>>41358264
i cant.... its too addictive..... that body of yours is fucking insane.....
>>41358306
thats the dream.... the love ive always wished for
my condolences on the cheese autism its claimed many victims

>>41358335
Getting arrested for halloween I see.

halloween used to be my fav day of the year
now i cant even remember the last several halloweens
i will not be dressing up, i will not be going anywhere
i won't even have candy because i'm trying to lose weight
when did all the joy in life get so hard to find

>>41358348
don't worry theres no public indecency laws on halloween its a special exception! everyone knows that anon you've gotta be joking right everyone knows that. of course you knew that already you're not THAT stupid

>>41358351
Dressing up as seals with you and gently slapping our tummies and going OUGH OUGH OUGH while we eat swedish fish candies.

gyehehehehehe... ENM is so goated.... im gonna fujo out..... halloween really is the best...... im getting a nosebleed just thinking about it....

>>41358351
>when did all the joy in life get so hard to find
deep deep inside you probably know but are unconsciously hiding it because those memories are better off dead

Has anyone done the math on what % of total posts in this gen are made by bronya?

>>41358315
>>41358302
>>41358293
He's completely different
2016:
https://youtu.be/va9ilyjMyik?si=35p-uwS3p5awHgNo&t=1102

2025:
https://youtu.be/rRkT-d5ONUQ?si=YjJaC1ZBT6FsriZj&t=222

>>41358351
>moved to finland
A riddle for the ages

>>41358374
D*scordia is worse but she has more offline hours thankfully

>>41358363
aw.. ty anon, that sounds nice
swedish fish r some of my favs
here in finland u can also get salmiakki ones, those r good too

Getting suffocated to death by bronyas fat fucking plapper

>>41358374
100%. total bronya victory . it's never been more bronya

>>41358374
rn at least 17%. she has made 76 posts so far. god bless her soul for carrying this gen

>>41358392
This needs a closeup of your cage in the top right corner

>>41358392
What was the occasion for wearing the pancake on your face?

>>41358399
fr we should all be thanking her
not all heroes wear capes
some wear chastity cages

>>41358390
huhhh you mean like my massive musky cock? thats kinda lewd anon
>>41358399
my numbers are way down from my heyday i used to literally spend most of euro hours replying to my own posts it was insane. i dont know how i got all the energy
>>41358401
shrove tuesday. obviously???
>>41358400
which one i feel like the blue one is more iconic but the flat one is totally cuter

>>41358386
discordia used to post more often but she’s been busy looking for work

heya

>>41358409
I mean your ASS woman

You'd all be horrified if you knew how much of this thread wasn't just bronya but conversations between bronya and me doing different personas. I wish I could prove this

i have given up on asking for feedback on facial hair issue
ppl either tell me they cant see it or they dont give me a straight answer
i still feel like my face is horrifically hairy and masculine and nothing changes that

>>41358420
oh. i guess thats fine too. kind of less interesting tho
>>41358422
ive probably fallen in love with you a hundred different times that's so romantic

and last night i cut myself on the chin in a big way by getting too zealous w the razor :(
fuck my shitty hon life

>>41358426
my tranner has this same neurosis

>>41358438
u have a tranner :0
she's lucky...

>>41358437
Cool scar or not that bad?

>>41358445
lol I’m just kidding bc I am sad when pretty girls are down on themselves

i feel like kanye

>>41358426
just get laser poorfag. go big or go hon

Clothes washing
Donuts Ordered
Interview Prepared

>>41358470
The question is which vintage of kanye

>>41358476
That gif looks like she's cranking her hog. Good luck on your interview!

>>41358485
early Kim era

2 of the most active tripfags are now online. Commence Total Troon Death.

>>41358469
im an ugly hairy man...
>>41358471
i have spent $$$ on laser and electrolysis alreadyt
it has gotten ride of a lot of stuff but theres still so much left
and i cant rly afford it now, not until i find a new job
it feels hopeless
when do i get to just be comfortable in my own skin
>>41358470
so real, me too
i need a margiela mask

>>41358476
good luck Cordy!

a fight to the death between pisscordia and boneyard, who wins?

>>41358505
you just have ugly glasses you yourself are super cute

>>41358512
did you sleep ok

"You diggin in a nigga"
- My black girlfriend getting sounded
>>41358512
Bronya easily. I think Discordia is more likely to literally get into fighting shape, but as it stands, Bronya's mass crushes Discordia's skelemoder frame.

>>41358505
you get it

>>41358502
You mean total trip death

>>41358513
i like my glasses they make me feel like cool computermans
at least i have less facial hair than ken thompson and richard stallman

>>41358512
the boneyard. shes like 5 weight classes above pisscordia

>>41358517
yes, I am getting 20 degree weather now, it's very nice

closed my sharps bin early chaser you will pay for this. you will make this up to me

>>41358331
take something that has a costume or even just a uniform and just append it onto "slutty"
slutty pumpkin
slutty skeleton
slutty nurse
if it's slutty enough, anything can be a Halloween costume
>>41358386
bronya has never lashed out at me personally and this makes her objectively a better and more worthwhile as a person than Discordia

yeah it’s pretty cold. im in a much better mood. it’s funny to be the opposite of winter depressionfags

>>41358537
you do the movie thing where she takes off her glasses and is hot
>>41358544
20 F or C??

>>41358551
i could try to if you would like

>>41358551
slutty Walmart greeter

>>41358437
i dont recommend this at all but before lasers i used to pluck not shave
gets rid of the beard shadow and lasts a bit longer and you can damage the follicle if you're lucky
however: plucking a full beard takes literally hours and hurts more than deliberate cutting
so don't do it, probably
but like
you could

>>41358559
oh fuck I'm hard

>>41358553
celcius sadly, but it's a desert, so it's a good start, the heat is finally dying down

Total agehon death

>>41358559
that would absolutely work
>>41358557
you get one post. make it count.
if i don't have a full breakdown in the middle of this airport you're shit

>>41358568
pretty soon you’ll require a snuggle partner

if I get the job i can get these games

>>41358574
slutty 4chan poster?

>>41358576
yeah but you’ll only get so much time to play it. that’s the price of working

>>41358512
Bronya has the reach and weight advantage

>>41358589
:(

>>41358585
yea but the point of wearing a costume is to pretend to be something other than what i am every single day :p

>>41358574
I'm scared now you're making me nervous I don't know what to say

>>41358605
counterpoint you already have the costume

>>41358568
High of 13, low of 5 up here

Should I take famotidine or ondansetron. I get motion sick and it's 2 hours away. But ondansetron usually doesn't help and makes me constipated, famotidine helps me not vomit but I haven't used it for motion sickness before and has no side effect. And dont say dramamine I dont have any

>>41358622
try dramamine

>>41358575
I'm too big for most people here

>>41358633
Average bottom chaser's pre-gock workout

>>41358636
t. noblewoman

>>41358611
yeah i get that a lot
>>41358615
true - but on the other hand it's more than just a single outfit
it's a black dress with thigh slits that go up past my navel but it's also a Sailor Jupiter uniform and a cheerleader uniform and nothing but a thong and nothing at all and my other assorted lingerie
and you can't wear all that at once, let alone outside

>>41358565
i pluck a lot anyways tho i know i shouldnt
sometimes if im having a bad day i'll just go to town and pluck until theres nothing left to pluck
and then i get ingrowns :< i get ingrowns super super easily
as long as i apply my paula's choice bha every day its not so bad tho

>>41358636
That's why you gotta import me

>>41358658
Please post a femdom mommy joi wearing this costume. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!

my donuts got delayed i should've paid for priority

>>41358658
I like Sailor Jupiter so much

>I have no money
>Also I'm paying for a fast food delivery every morning

night rides with boyfriend <3

>>41358702
Grubhub and doordash are like crack for the lazy middle class millennial and zoomers

23 year old trannies <3

>>41358720
this
>>41358702
me but at 2am

>>41358702
The treatler...

>>41358666
>i get ingrowns super super easily
ohh i hadn't considered that
i never really got those so it slipped my mind
yeah yet another reason to not do that lol
>>41358676
which one? i listed a bunch
and also what does it matter what i wear if i just post a voice message?
and also: https://voca.ro/1ZzjuStxtPV2

bowling with boyfriend <3

>>41358702
what else am I supposed to do

getting princess carried by boyfriend <3

fuck my shitty life
blonde facial hair and ingrowns
god wanted me to suffer

>>41358760
rel

sleeping in boyfriend's bed <3

>>41358743
Aw hell nah that voice mannish tho

T-5 minutes until donut feasting

going camping with boyfriend <3

Dressing up as a chaser for halloween.

huffing bf’s farts <3

>>41358759
learn to cook, welfare queen

>>41358782
gross <3

goodmorning

Sarah is a man
if you want joi ask marie or discordia. Or bronya if you're ok with a bit of fagginess

cooking meals for tired boyfriend <3

giving boyfriend a massage <3

>>41358799
dih massage

>>41358799
yessssss pls

>>41358773
anon that's...
that's exactly my point
>>41358787
oh i can still do a joi but it's going to be missing the FEMdom and the mommy parts

ok i shld stop the boyfriendposting <3

>>41358720
i will never beat the treatler allegations im trying so fucking hard to quit

>>41358787
Bro what? Marie's voie doesn't pass at all

https://voca.ro/15yvQuxyJDRY
is this good

>>41358830
neither does bronyas idk what anon is about

>>41358843
each time i hear your voice i imagine picrel

Coffee :)

>>41358844
Yeah he seems like he has low standards

>>41358851
do you folder every girl's pics to repost them like this or just me

>>41358860
lol

>>41358759
The sooner you build up your pantry and learn to cook some meals, the sooner you will be able to save money on food.

>>41358859
:')
lol

>>41358857
i love coffee but can't drink a lot of it due to my COMT

>>41358843
No way that’s you. You sound like a gay bloke

>>41358881
What occasions do you have it?

>>41358830
>>41358844
bronya is a stretch yes but i think marie has a nice autistic twang to her voice.

https://voca.ro/1X9PsTaZKTz7
>>41358882
I am a gay bloke

donuts have arrived in cute halloween box. the winchells bag is two old fashioned glazed. not my fav unless very fresh but still eating
>>41358787
dont ask me anything

>>41358891
usually under situations like when I'm very tired or slept like for 3 hours, but i become overstimulated by coffee easily because of my slower COMT gene

>>41358859
not low standards bc im on the list

how do i convince my crush to let me blow him? i don’t need to be his gf i just want to blow him. but i don’t think he likes trannies.

>>41358930
blindfold him on his birthday and trick him that you got him a whore for that occasion and instead suck him off yourself

>>41358930
>can i blow you

>>41358930
sounds like a bad idea

>>41358953
This would work on me

>>41358951
that wouldn’t work for a million reasons
>>41358953
he doesn’t know im trans and i don’t want to do sexual stuff without him knowing
>>41358966
would it really???
>>41358960
why?

>>41358743
Please post a joi VIDEO in each of the he above listed costumes.

hypersexualized motherfuckers treating real life like a hentai novel

>>41358994
/tttt/ in a nutshell

>>41358966
it would work on me if discordia asked

>>41358983
>would it really???
Yeah if you're attractive

>>41358991
i feel like most of those aren't very "mommy dommy"
the black dress kinda is, i think
idk maybe prince August can tell me if that's wildly inaccurate

>>41358994
Nigga sybau nigga go get a colon exam old ahh nigga

Trannies are inherently sexual beings so it's OK to objectify them

>>41359019
lmaooo

>>41359019
uwuuu imagine if I cum during the exam ~.~ what if the doctor is a kawaii baka like the ones in my japanse animes :3

>>41359012
i’m pretty but idk if im pretty enough for a straight guy if he knew i was trans
>>41359024
true

>>41358829
they don’t make it easy. food taste good and the food i cook taste like shit

Hitting a tranny with a Stone Cold stunner then spitting beer on her

nobody liked my dwm instructions T~T
doomgle is literally me

>>41359040
Lol

Medical play where I examine your shenis with my teeny tiny boispeculum

Leeching off a tech autist tranny who makes six figures <3

i dont make six figures
my brother does but he detransitioned

it's okay to objectify me im literally asking for it
so are some others itt
you should probably be more cautious other other women - the tranny fetish thread on the 4chan faggot board is not good practice for socialization

>>41359043
right......

>>41359045
anh~

I'd be a house husband for a rich bitch, why not. Sounds ideal

>>41359067
he’s right tho we all deserve it. trannies aren’t really people after all

>>41359067
Only read the first line now I'm imagining your thick ass grinding on my bulge

hello guys

>>41359086
Howdy anon, how goes it?

>>41359080
that's hot and all but if you say it like that people will take it seriously
>>41359081
that's exactly the kind of thing im explicitly asking for
well done!

I'd be a house bitch for a rich husband, why not. Sounds ideal

>>41359066
i gorget about your brother being agp. that's crazy

>>41359093
i mean that’s kinda the point? i’m not joking. we opted out of being considered people when we transitioned. that’s the deal.

>>41359067
Nobody wants to objectify you. Stop projecting your weird fetishes onto other trannies.

>>41359099
The tranny gene is real. Not even joking

idk if I should girlmode. My resume and the name I use on everything is girl. But legal stuff is man. And he called and used man name. And honestly man would be easier. But i feel like for the job a girl is more likely to get chosen. hmmm. I will girl

>>41359089
it goes well! i was gonna drive to another city in my county today cause they havean asian store but my dad wanted to come with & he's busy today so we are gonna do it tomorrow. i still haven't figured out what i'm gonna do instead. probably just whatever he needs done. how about you???

>>41359101
okay well now i just assume you're a man doing some poorly veiled bait
if not you need therapy

>>41359106
I am streaming later so yes, girl makes sense more anyway since I tranmode on stream

>>41359099
he never shies from an opportunity to tell me im a loser for not being successful like him either @_@
i cant even take joy in being better looking because that just made him come on to me
all that being a tranny has got me is pain
i feel marginally less shit about my body now but my mind has been completely and utterly ravaged, as has my life

>>41359109
i’m not a man. there’s no other explanation for the treatment i’ve received in this world than that we on an existential level are not people.

>>41359093
Backshots or titshots?
Which do you think would make me finish faster?

*spooning you*
*every time I feel my muscles relax it feels wrong so I pull you tighter*
*pushing my crotch against you're ass*
*whispering in your ear*
Feminists spend more time arguing about males in lesbian spaces than they do acknowledging that that female invasion of middle management is a massive, undemocratic project of social reorganization and wealth redistribution
*kissing your neck*
I don't think it's necessarily wrong, but its proponents inability to acknowledge they cause even any short term undesirable harm or destabilization and choice to instead focus on relatively fringe topics harms the credibility of feminism in the mainstream
*lightly tracing my finger around your fingers*

>>41359102
>weird fetishes
>people being attracted to other people
?
>"you should be cautious with other women"
>Stop projecting your weird fetishes onto other trannies.
????????

>>41359108
Ah I love the asian store. I just picked up a bunch of that fancy ramen from there. And I'm curious now, what needs done? I'm just passing the day away, working here and there, did some yardwork instead of lunch today so I'm a bit famished. I'm also being reminded every day I need to take better care of my health

>>41359102
lmao clocked (I think I said that right)

>>41359102
I want to objectify her. I objectify her all the time.

>>41359122
probably backshots
i think the look on my face would probably be a turn off unless you're a very specific kind of low-self-esteem sadist
so it would be helpful to not see my face i would imagine
>>41359121
okay well im sorry that happened to you but other people being evil is not a statement about your worth as a person. you are more than what others have done to you, and you should love and value yourself

>>41359138
How are you the only black tranny in cg and you don't know what clocked means?

>>41358732
me next year :D

>>41359162
what does that have to do with anything

>>41359159
If I can get your makeup to run from slapping and choking you then that might tip it the other way

>>41359159
you guys keep saying that lol. “oh love yourself!” no one loves me, clearly there isn’t something to be loved. “value yourself!” people only value me under the pretense of me being cis. the lesson is clear. transness, esp when visible, connotes inhumanity. now please let me fantasize about giving my crush no strings fellatio in peace bc i know he won’t date a tranny

>>41359118
no need to lord it over him but you absolutely should take joy in the fact that you completely mog him spiritually in every wway imaginable
>>41359131
me too! i wanna get some doubanjiang, that's my main goal so i can make some mapo tofu but i'm not sure it'll be there, it's pretty hard to find in my experience. i like buying weird ramens too. it's just unpacking to do right now, he just moved. that's part of the reason i'm staying with him, i've been helping move & stuff. all his stuff is tucked in the back corner of the garage totally surrounded by my stepmother's dozens of totes of christmas ornaments & UGLY, TACKY fabrics lole. yardwork is enjoyable!!! i love chores like that

Always remember to love yourself, love yourself

>>41359186
working on it

>>41359186
that’s stupid and pointless

>>41359175
Is there no black fag equivalent of hasan or destiny to teach you kids about these things?>>41359186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-CF8t9mxA

@bronya i decided to pretend like im hot today and i caught my boss staring at my boobs wtf

just found out about this
amethyst laccaria
the world is full of wonder again
>>41359183
glad someone thinks so Dx
my parents like him better...

>>41359193
i watch steven though

>>41359199
Can I stare at your boobs too, please?

>>41359201
PRETTY MUSHROOM. don't worry about your parents they seem suboptimal!

>>41359183
You can actually buy decent doubanjiang on Amazon. It's full of sodium though. Don't get heart disease anon!

>>41359118
if you’re better looking than him, he must be really fucking ugly since you’re kinda hurt. i can see why he shits on you. wealth is all he has

>>41359178
hmm well then i suppose it just depends if im wearing makeup
i probably would be i almost never let people see me without it
>>41359179
i would never tell you not to fantasize
but you're wrong about yourself. you are worthwhile and deserving of love, and i fully believe you will know that too, one day
what's fucked up is almost anyone can teach you to hate yourself but only from yourself can you learn your own worth
i dont blame you for not being able to see it. that's really hard and i certainly still struggle with it.
but the first step is you need to let go of the idea that other people decide your value as a human being. if you feel unloved it's because you are surrounded by people who are incapable of it - and that only reflects on them, not you. You'll find someone without this deficiency some day

>>41359159
>it would be helpful to not see my face i would imagine
how did not ONE of the neggies take this bait??

>>41359212
okie i will try ty sobe

>>41359201
holy shit it looks so pretty

Me vs me so I don't really care if people doubt

>>41359227
nigga even if ur fugly in the face. a brotha can always hit it from the back

>>41359183
That's very nice of you to help

>>41359227
i’m not. you are only worth as much as the people around you decide you are. you aren’t allowed to pick if you’re worthy. i’m not a human being. i’m not allowed to love or find joy. i’m here to be used and discarded and i’m trying to be at peace with that

do guys find a back arch attractive I feel like it's very aesthetically pleasing to look at

>>41359242
You're kinda fucked up in the head anon.

>>41359209
no

>>41359243
Butt up back arch yes, dog-having-a-poo back arch no.

>>41359213
i usually don't like buying stuff online unless it's clothes or a book i reeeeally reeeeeeeeeeeally want. if i can realistically find something in person i would rather do that, it's fun, uit's like a treasure hunt!!! i cook most of my meals so i feel like i'm so far ahead of the average american that i don't ever bother to consider the nutritional information of whatever i'm eating lole. my heart'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine it's fiiiiiiiine anyways i have no healthj insurance so it had better be fine. lole
>>41359229
holy toledo he has a duck...
>>41359241
it's important! & anyways i love him so it's enjoyable to do. plus i gotta keep my parents' opinion of me up so they don't start comparing me to my brother lole

>>41359242
Stfu

>>41359201
Mushroom anon, this is one I've wanted to find for a while, but it's called the amethyst deceiver because the vibrant color washes out quickly and turns brown

>>41359260
and have you heard of my measurement index, the LCI?

>>41359255
if i am it’s only because of what i was taught by the world. i used to think i was someone with inherent worth but then i was violently raped in 2021 under a year into my transition and when i told the police they laughed at me and my dad said i should have expected it choosing to be a tranny. i developed intense panic attacks and the only thing that soothes them is by accepting my position as nothing in the world and realizing that anything that happens to me is morally justified. since then i’ve been raped again and it didn’t even hurt because i knew i deserved it

>>41359270
Nope.

>>41359275
mhmm. i still need to publish this method

>>41359273
Get some help please

>>41359128
immediately jacked off to this like crazy I think something is very wrong with me and I don't know how to fix it

>>41359285
why would i do that? that’s for people lol

>>41359269
woa cool do u have mushroom pics and/or knowledge to share :0
>>41359267
hehe yea
how did it get on his head? we may never know...

>>41359238
sure but i set them up so well and nobody appreciated it...
>>41359242
this is incorrect, top to bottom
you are so much more than you think and it truly pains me on an almost physical level to know that there is no set of words in any order that i can say to you that will make you believe that

>>41359292
i've been totally sealpilled recently. they're so funny

>>41359199
I fuckin told you this shit is insane I don't understand it but it works. welcome to the world of being a true stacy

>>41359304
hehehe yea they're great they're just like doggies but they live in the water

I wish a tranny was inspecting my mushroom

>>41359291
Cuz your shit's all retarded. This isn't normal and it doesn't have to be how you live your life. But look, I think you're mostly just talking to yourself here, so good luck

>>41359298
im not im nothing. i looked into the void and now i know. i can’t kill myself because i’m not strong enough and i can’t deprive the world of a moral singularity, an absolute nothing into which real people can pour all their evil so it doesn’t hurt people that actually matter and deserve good

>>41359317
ok

>>41359102
True
>>41359067
sybau

>>41359321
>>41359307
bronya can you take over for me? my plane is boarding
but BE NICE