Thread 41362048

post your ideal self

AAP FtM?

>>41362119
nope, just a cis guy

>>41362048 (OP)
The one on the left

>>41362158
I oughta fuck you on principle, needa suck that dick just to commend the vision. Orcs are peak need bareback orc cock so badly

>>41362597
We're all gonna make it buddy you're gonna get huge and I'm gonna worship you with my mouth

>>41362048 (OP)
I'm gay and want to be prettier

>>41362048 (OP)
thinking abt working out again desu

t. mttheyfabmoder

if you’re posting cartoons, i’ll post a cartoon

>>41364256
ICE cold take. everyone wants to look like misato spingus

i want to be randal from ranfren

>>41364325
based as fuck holy crap

>>41364307
okay take a real life woman, god

>>41362293
lets fuck then

I learned she was my height and all dysphoria over that went away

>>41362185
The one on the right.

>>41362185
You pretty much are

>>41364340
This is so hot

Peter Steele is *the* most perfect man
Oddly enough if you're into W40K, this is what the Emperor of Man looks like too

>>41368717
He's absolutely everything I want no notes, but where the fuck would I capture a guy like that

>>41368835
in progress ^_^
but holy shit i can't ever match his height, guy's 6'6 i think? and i'm a fucking midget at 5'7

>>41368889
I have the hair and I can sing, same height as you. Need to go to the gym to get the arms. It's not gonna work out for us, the height changes all his proportions I just don't have the space to put that chest. I can only find one like him and skinwalk

>>41368926
>proportions
I have weird proportions... my torso is looooong and i've genuinely been confused as 6-foot somethings in photos
imagine the dissapoint of finally meeting up with folks...
>"huh, i thought you'd be taller"

even though im not religious ive always found depictions of angels so gorgeous in exactly the kind of way that i like. thankfully, i look pretty damn close to this (without the wings and with stronger curls), even had a friend (who ive never mentioned anything about angels to) tell me unprompted that i look like a classic depiction of angels or fairies :3

>>41362048 (OP)
>>41362158
i straight up find it hard to believe that people want to look anything like this. i really dont understand men.

>>41368717
ive never noticed but he actually looks like him though lmao

>>41368980
You're a fairy angel girl of course you understand nothing about beefcake orcs. That's the hottest a man can be and this guy wants to be that for others. Do you know the stuff we'd want to do to him

>>41369052
yeah but i can see why someone would like to look like a muscle mommy or a twink or even this >>41362185 kind of guy but those ultra masculine guys just confuse me. is it the "i could crush a mountain with my hands and carry my whole village accross the river" power fantasy? cause i kinda get that and the looks would be kinda necessary for that. but if its based on aesthetics then i dont get why something that rugged (and hairy) would be the aesthetic instead of something more beautiful

>>41369108
I'm retarded

>>41362048 (OP)
Ideally I wouldn't exist.

>>41369991
Stupid, be hot and give yourself to someone else

>>41362048 (OP)
these are the 4 that come to mind most often

>>41364340
shes really pretty waow, wish i was a cis lesbian so i didnt feel gross for being attracted to her.

>>41368717
>this is what the Emperor of Man looks like too
Honestly true if he had darker skin and slightly more chiseled facial features

>>41370003
Hedonism doesn't improve anything.

Abs are so hard to get too but we will make it

>>41370168
trvke but ppl on this board don’t like hearing this

>>41370014
You when?

>>41370187
diet and sit ups with progressively more weight is literally all it takes

>>41370220
See this is very close to my ideal i just really hate how pornbrained this image is.

Also i dont like overwatch, though mei is the best part of that bad game

>>41370844
It's a fecund figure, sexualization is sort of the whole point. The game was a walking corpse probably even before they shut down 1, but the good characterization endures through the porn. People wouldn't goon this hard if there was nothing to them.