Thread 41363229

pandemic edition
qott: what did you do during the covid lockdowns?
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>>41363229 (OP)
WHAT is a Manmoder?

>>41363229 (OP)
I journaled a bunch and decided to transition.

jerked my shit.
why the fuck did you make a new thread?

>>41363251
miserable pile of secrets?

>>41363239
saar...

>>41363251
a very butch woman

>>41363264
>>>/pol/ and learn to read, idiot

>>41363229 (OP)
finished grad school, drank quite a bit. played vidya online with friends

reminder that this is not >>>/lgbt/mtfg, or >>>/lgbt/bmg, or >>>/lgbt/repgen, or >>>/lgbt/passgen, or >>>/lgbt/hongen, or >>>/lgbt/detroongen

>>41363229 (OP)
i don't remember. posting on fchon and being drunk as fuck or something?
random re spammification message is due i think? but seriously, we've all been there, right?
:D
ps post battlestation or gocky idc

>>41363268
absolutely no need to do this btw other than to confuse ppl

>>41363275
literally all of the above

>>41363275
reminder this is durian territory
:<

>>41363279
my battle station is just my laptop + my old macbook with no battery so it can’t be unplugged

>>41363275
wrong
auntie can you stop stop being so grumpy

>>41363267
??? So in every thread for AFABs they have to share pics of their vagina ???

>>41363282
i love confusing people!! plus if i let it fully die then i can’t post the new link in the old thread

eternally saging this thread since the other one didnt get to 1000
this place deserves all the boymoders and passions it gets
i wish you all an extremely painful death

>>41363252
I started transitioning in 2019, but the effects didn’t become obvious until 2020.
So everyone thinks I’m one of those people that went crazy and trooned during lockdowns.
I WENT CRAZY BEFORE COVID DAMN IT

>>41363303
ok so you meant posters of as in people who post those organs, and not posters who have the organs... disregard

>>41363308
It takes like easily 10-15 minutes for a thread to pass through a page at the current pace of the board. We could've hit 1k replies...

>>41363319
why does that matter? can you stop hating other trannies please

>>41363312
i’m sorry :( force of habit, i’ll wait longer next time. plus this way i dont have to post my gock

>>41363333
It’s just a joke

>>41363326
It's okay

>>41363229 (OP)
i lived with an eccentric rich lady, and then i lived with a bunch of horses with another eccentric wholesome lady.

and it was pretty chill honestly.

>>41363335
>plus this way i dont have to post my gock
I fucking knew it... Scheming woman, that makes (You) a fakemoder

>>41363330
other thread’s at 821 and just made it to page 10, this one hasn’t even hit 30, we probably wouldn’t have even hit 900, let alone 1k

>>41363295
what `laptop? sorry i was bit by a nerd-vampire (not of the amiga type)

>>41363341
it was hurtful

>>41363335
it’s all right i’ll post mine instead since i was contractually obligated to do so every 3 months

>>41363364
We had momentum which is now dead! Also I think it's still gonna go to 900 combined by the time the old thread dies. /cg/ was on page ten for a solid half hour just a moment ago.

>>41363367
it’s just some random hp i got when my macbook shit itself and i figured i might as well get a windows machine so i could play more games. i’ll check in a little bit if you want more specifics

>>41363279
i miss how chaotic this setup was

brown nipples are so erotic

>>41363401
are you a fed?

>>41363410
stop gooning so early

>>41363412
yeah she is, i’m sorry
t.cia handler

>>41363401
why do you like angel so much? she's not even that relevant

>>41363424
angel devil is literally tranny rep and i don’t make the rules

>>41363418
haven't touched myself in a week I'll let you know

>>41363412
no course not. im just a normal sararimanmoder. why would you ask that
>>41363424
she's pretty, distant, and full of suffering

>>41363401
>misato necklace
>angel devil wallpaper
polaris you’re the perfect person to decide whether i should dress as angel devil or misato for halloween

>>41363446
this reply glows

>>41363450
angel devil. im doing duo maxwell this halloween

>>41363463
i still haven’t watched any gundam…

>>41363229 (OP)
QOTT I sold my ass and partied a lot

>>41363390
oh my fucking god is that a sony?=!
stop being a nerdy nerd my good gal, only nerds get those, and some losers not worthy of being nerds even (like me) :/
>>41363418
post brown nipples and ask me later (for results)

>>41363450
i have that asuka hat from the rebuild movies do you want my opinion too...

>>41363479
sure go for it

>>41363492
get a sexy nurse costume

i wish i looked like elaine benes :(

>>41363229 (OP)
>qott
I ruined my few remaining relationships with people who didn't really consider me a friend anyway and started hrt

>>41363473
im so gay for heero x duo (1x2) :3

>>41363501
the only way i’d do that is if i was doing an enema of the state reference, but if i’m dressing as an album cover i’d rather do folie a deux

I kinda want to cut a bit

you suck

QOTT

I REPPED BITCH

>>41363537
don’t cut

>>41363518
i always was partial to kira x athrun

I would like to dress as trinity from matrix for Halloween but that's NOT happening.

>>41363537
newwa cut
t old granny that newwa cut

>>41363564
what

chatgpt told me i hada neutral masculine aestheitc

ChatGPT told me I'm look like a soft gay man

>>41363570
nevah cut

t. trans-lator

chatgpt tongues my anus

>>41363559
its been so long since ive watched seed

im retarded since i gave myself brain damage in january i cant get mad anymore im just having fun but half my face still sags in photos

I dated a girl who was 21 when I was 16 and I only broke up with her because she suggested me to go on hrt

im dating an 18 yo

>>41363570
you are really retarded, aren't you?
sorry i'm too old to adapt to the genuinely retarded posters on this website not going to lie to you retard ass...
maybe you should go back to the infinite scroll sites?

i think that giving up meat and also having braain admaage made me hit the wall

>>41363612
esl?

>>41363590
chatgpt doesn't have a protruding organ however i kinda do...

creepy

>>41363610
age gap much

>>41363537
I cut a bunch on my throat and now I can’t wear anything without a scarf.

i will never pass
i will never fall in love
i will never talk to strangers

problematic AGP gap

>>41363620
hi retard poster shouldn't you have sexual interactions with that other rat like being instead of posting shit here?
esl isn't an explanation for you being a genuine retard by the way, and i bet you know it deep inside.
not that i care ngl, you can choke on your big dick for all i care. oh, esl explanation: i actually don't. choke all you can you ugly freak, lol! :D

>>41363612
>>41363669
severely incoherent esl posts

my last gf literally told how she hated that dating me felt like dating one of her girl friends. like how's that a bad thing

it's not that hard to piece it together

>>41363634
im 30 whats the problem

>>41363294
regrettable

>>41363463
should i get a wig or just dye my own hair? i have no qualms about having bright red hair, ive done it before, but i have my attempt at tranny bangs, so i don’t think angel’s style is too achievable

im an animal i will be a god damn blue collar hon for the rest of my life and the only chance for love i have is being the man for a transbian or ftm

>>41363675
have you ever had your cognitive abilities checked? because you're acting as an ugly old drooling retard right now to be honest.
would say i'm worried about you but i'm online only and don't have to pretend lol

hope you accidentally die in near time.

>>41363703
stop grooming you’re making the rest of us trannies look bad

>>41363749
esl??

if i was attracted to men life would be so much easier, I'd just date some random rapist moid and psyop myself into thinking I'm happy

why is it so esl in here now anyway

>>41363763
random rapist moids would never deign to marry a man like me

>>41363753
keep grooming

>>41363753
>>41363774
we’re both adults

>>41363763
i can’t do that

>>41363735
i dont think it matters much either way. do whichever you think will be more fun. i think friends would appreciate either interpretation as long as you feel comfortable.

>>41363778
an 18 year old is way more similar to a 16 year old than a 30 year old

>>41363811
source?

>>41363811
sounds like something a groomer would say ngl

should i shave my head

do it now

>>41363873
only if you post before/after pics

>>41363873
no

>>41363759
third actually but...
please don't drool on your keyboard.

>>41363873
yes
...
when can lick it as a fellow man?

trying way too hard

>>41363914
gross stop being so creepy

>>41363921
:|
sorry it's in my nature i cannot (lie) help it

so they
>assigned me to a women's hospital
>during the interview asked me if there was any chance I was pregnant
>other nurses she/her'd even after hearing my deadname
>head nurse gave me a new name badge with my tranny name on it
am I being set up here? what's their end goal with all of this

>>41363884
heres the before ill post results tomorrow
files.catbox.moe/iei56u.jpg
need to be bald so everyone can see my big ugly man skull and know im a man

>>41363963
fakest of moders

oops i posted the pic cuz im retarded oh well

>>41363979
im being hugboxed

i have such a comical lack of a waist :(

>>41363963
nothing?
normies going through the protocols as ordained by their organizational god?
like somehow local meds got to know that i'm on estrogen and asked me my pronouns?
does that mean they actually see me as something different from normie men?! the answer is no. it's just what normie retards are expected to do even if it makes 'em feel ill...

i got a demon in my soul and he’s pounding on your hole, spiritually

hide all murphy posts
ignore all murphy posts
report all murphy posts

>>41363963
wtf is the point of this post its a hospital they have to be nice to you

>>41364060
say that again

is it fine if i hate chuddie freak except from that fine organ of a freak sick-freak-breaker thingie?
ps i hate you all except from those actually not genuine manmoders that are qt and nice :3
>>41364051
murphy is like 95% of the posts i can still tolerate

yes... eel award, as idk.
hot body parts are like first langue tho?

>>41364060
I look 100% like a man, there's no need for all of that. They're setting me up in a humiliation ritual

>>41364066
naggah?
sorry posting 4 my fren :3
... ;_;

>>41364088
post ur bod on my disc?
i mean i bet ur hot enough for me to search for passwords for a 8 month dormant account?!? genuinely?

>>41364076
zB?

>>41364106
no kys

>>41364076
ew

>>41364051
you're getting your learning-disabled posters confused

>>41364127
based
>>41364130
what's your second langue?

i wanna see chuddies moder breaker tbhon

im gonna ask to be transferred to another hospital when the experience period ends
I just can't take this

fakemoder tonhãos leave

>>41364146
engels...

>>41364185
pqp odeio essa palavra
coisa nojenta

iwnbaw

palavra nojenta para uma pessoa

>>41364208
you probably are one, just like everyone else besides me on this gen

>>41364223
no im the truemoder

im just an extremely ugly woman

im just a normal looking man

>>41364231
no i’m dirty dan

bump

i hate being trans and i hate spending 99% of my waking hours obsessing and suffering over something impossible
i am so tired and i will only be free when im dead

i need orchi holy shit

>>41364542
DIY rubber band orchi!!

it is a cult isnt it
they want you to keep injecting so you keep suffering

>>41364577
whore

>>41364553
elaborate

cis man cock cis man cock cis man cock cis man cock cis man cock cis man cock

>>41364592
wrap a rubber band around your scrotum nice and tight. this’ll cut off the circulation and cause the testicles to die and fall off

>>41364590
why?

i think i sustained severe brain damage during my last ed bout

imagine being a woman

>>41364625
b/p cycle sorry
>>41364645
i feel reatarded rn it really damages your brain i think

>>41364645
my friend probably has starvation based brain damage and he doesn’t even have an ed. just a disease that keeps his brain from storing glucose, which means if he waits more than a few hours between eating his body starts digesting itself for nutrients/energy

i have to save up for ffs but theres no way im gonna make it that long without detransitioning or killing myself

you're pretty = you're ugly but I need to cheer you up
you're beautiful = you're tolerable to look at
you're stunning = you're pretty

>>41364804
you have bdd

>>41364805
?

>>41364805
thought terminating cliche to keep people deluded

>>41364804
and cute?

>>41364825
ugly but not that bad

>>41364823
okay i’ll put in a bit more effort. people are not scheming to pity you while actually hating you. that is delusional thinking. there’s no reason to take every compliment as secretly placating you while harboring a deep disdain for you. it’s like people who think all their friends actually hate them but are hanging out with them for unknown reasons. just accept them and stop letting your insecurities weaken the likely sincere thoughts people share with you

>>41364835
knew it

>it’s like people who think all their friends actually hate them but are hanging out with them for unknown reasons.
not that anon but this is true for me

>>41364861
no it’s not! think about how ridiculous hat idea is for one second. your self hatred is blinding you

>>41364861
i also do this because im retarded

>>41364870
i know its ridiculous but it doesn't prevent it from feeling any less true and i don't know how to fix that

11:11 make a wish. i wish i passed

>>41363229 (OP)
>qott
got screamed at by my mother and played videogames.

>>41364846
sorry yea it was brainworms
I got called pretty for the first time ever and didn't know how to deal with it :(

>>41364846
they dont have to secretly hate you lmao they're just saying shit because they dont care
and be so fr trannies are extremely insincere when it comes to looks

no one will ever call me pretty because i have purposely made myself as ugly as possible

i will never be beautiful because my soul is ugly

>>41364887
i don’t know how to fix it either, i just hope remembering how ridiculous i’m being when i think things like that helps
>>41364929
i’m so happy for you, nona! just try and remember they were almost definitely being sincere <3
>>41364931
even then, giving placating but insincere compliments is pretty damn rare, definitely rarer than the people of this board would think

>>41363229 (OP)
The character on the right looks familiar hmmm

theyre from bojack

>>41365141
recognizing yolanda but not todd makes me think they’re talking about some other axolotl

>>41365075
youre naive
most compliments are insincere

>>41365186
you’re paranoid and overly cynical

i wish i had bigger tits and a smaller dick

Do people notice and ignore my large breasts or do they just not notice them i cant tell

idk what do you dress like?

>>41365329
I wish both of mine were bigger

>>41365342
people notice and stare or are polite about and ignore mine

i was feeling sad that because of other reasons i didn’t try out for my college’s play, but i just realized i would’ve looked like a freak in the dressing room either wearing a bra or having my cones out

>>41365384
usually jeans, shirt and denim jacket

tends to be pretty obvious at least to me

>>41365392
havent noticed anyone staring but idk

>>41365342
good chance they don’t notice, i feel like people really aren’t very observant

https://voca.ro/13lkq4bVV0uI
how bad is my tranny voice

normalize feeling like shit at all times
it's ok to never feel good

True chads can take estrogen and it doesnt even matter

Trve chadhons can take estrogen, get laser, FFS, BA, BBL, VFS, clavicle reduction surgery, and SRS, and it still doesn't matter.

its ok if you dont wanna talk anymore but pls just let me know if youre ok
my blood ran cold when i saw u blocked me and i cant stop worrying abt u
im sorry and ill miss u

you were the only friend i had and i took you for granted
ill miss you so much

>>41365842
who?

iykyk

i dont so i dont answer even if someone texted me recently

wait are u asking who i am or who you are

doesnt matter which

its jagu

not my person im sorry

nyamo?

>>41366052
yes that person did send me msgs

yeah so i permanently ruined my face with that attempt. i just woke up and im looking in the mirror and i can see my retarded drooping eye. this is so funny. i used to look smart and attractive despite not passing now i look ugly and insane, i even act like it. wow. im ruined. i didnt think that was possible

>>41366066
dm me pls just wanna know if shes ok 143jcm

>>41366100
oh he having fun with new people i see

so you were fooling around with others while txting how you were sorry

bruh we were just discord friends
now i regret saying anything damn

i gave myself regional ischemia by compressing the extratemporal segment of the facial nerves just outside the stylomastoid foramen

LOL just like a 56 year old from korea

lowk wish i died i dont think i will be cute again

what the fuck happened here

>>41366075
>>41366166
I'm not sure what you did anon but I hope you're ok, droopy features can often resolve in weeks or months

>>41366218
discord drama faggotry... you hate to see it

>>41366219
what if it has been 1 year

Whats everyones go-to for androgynous hair cuts that dont look 2 faggy

>>41366291
mullet/wolf cut

>>41366166
im so glad youre still here you have no idea

>>41366617
why? because im one of the few truemoders or because im your lolcow or was your reply like dry irony

after many years of being into fringe politics for angry terminally online people i've decided to become a moderate democrat.

>>41366636
i just liked talking to you

>>41365643
it's honestly nice - not very passy, but a pleasant tranny voice.

>>41366075
What was the attempt? I'm autistic and my special interest is suicide :3

>>41366699
noooooo!! be a commie!! or at least a progressive democrat like AOC or something

>>41363229 (OP)
I'm not a cool chad one of the good ones manmoder
I'm a transsexual like any other in the eyes of society and they treat me like it (if I don't manmode)

bojack's ending is the worst ending i've seen in a long time

small brain

>>41366699
why lol

>>41367074
hmmm no, i'm just gonna vote blue no matter who and call it a day

>>41367159
lame! at least pressure them before the vote

manmoders what should I buy on amazon? i want to buy someone but idk what, was thinking of possibly these but I want input

>>41367187
amazon basics skirt and thigh highs

i hate work

>>41367195
no thanks, I am not a fan of skirts and I don't look good in thigh highs

>>41367200
Why

>Triglycerides 39 mg/dL
>HDL (good cholesterol) 67 mg/dL
>LDL (bad cholesterol) 58 mg/dL
is this bad?

I hate using urinals because I don't want anyone to see my gock which I also hate having

wdym women's bathroom don't have urinals

>>41367497
using the urinal instead of just sitting in a stall to piss makes you faketrans

>>41367535
sitting is okay only if its at home, i dont want to sit on some dirty public seat

>>41367544
then hover and piss all over the seat yourself

hmmm piss

more like informed cucksent
can't believe these gps and endocrinologists will look at you and say "estrogen is le dangerous because rises the risk of you having breast cancer" no shit retard I have tits now. useless scaremongering
kill all doctors

>back on hrt after a month of sortage
>feel worse on estrogen now
>mood is nuked
>libido still high
Grim
Msybe I was right and I’m a moid

How do I tell my therapist I dont want more sessions for the foreseeable future

>>41367804
Send a letter in the mail complete with a wax seal

>>41367839
That’s too formal

>>41367804
ghost them

>>41367804
stop coming without saying a word

strangers dont treat me like a woman but dont treat me like a man. they treat me in a softer way, like a boy

im treated like a retard

I should have tried to transition
My therapist told me I’m weird even for a tranny because I don’t experiment with girly behavior

what the fuck is giroy behavior lmao stop listening to your the rapist

>>41367894
since puberty kicked in I became retarded, not even joking sometimes people will say things to me but they will go over my head, I can't learn anymore as well, I don't know how depression does this to me but turns others into good artists

>>41367915
Make up, crossing your legs, playing with your hair etc

>>41367932
you weren’t crossing your legs before transitioning? i always did, thought every other cis man was a fucking moron for bitching about how hard it is

>>41367932
lmao

>>41367954
>i always did, thought every other cis man was a fucking moron for bitching about how hard it is
same like. its not hard? no it doesnt hurt lol

>>41367954
my thighs are too fat and they crush my testicles

>>41367954
I did, same with liking my hair “too much” and sitting down on the toilet

>>41367962
What’s funny
She mentioned:
>make up
>doing your nails
>hairstyle

>>41367969
my thighs are fat too, literally never crushed my balls though
>>41367971
same for the hair, but i didn’t sit until i started questioning my gender more. it was funny when my friends and i all used the public bathroom and they thought i was just the fastest shitter on earth

>>41367977
it's funny because it's the 21st century and people still have this retarded vision of homogeneous womanhood

stabbing is very erotic

why would I ever paint my nails or do makeup on a male body

cuz you're gay

>>41367977
Stereotypes

>>41367986
She made me feel extremely fake for manmoding or for ya know being a weird non trans hrt male
(I am fake I have insane impostor syndrome)

i dont feel like painting my nails but im wearing a bit of makeup. very subtle. just to make my skin looks better

>>41367982
I also liked filing my nails still do
It’s nice but they always look like crap anyway
Fat too so painting them is just silly

Skincare is all you need

I might do my nails later haven't done that in a long time and I have some cool aquamarine polish with glitter

manmoders so cute

>>41363229 (OP)
>>Qott
I quit mt job and isolated with my gf for 2 years in her moms abandoned storage unit of a house. Learned how to cook really well. Got emotionally enmeshed with a girl i shoulda broken up with the first year. Still together regretfully

>>41368105
girl, it’s been at least 5 years. why are you still in this unhappy relationship?

how do I get rid of the dark circles under my eyes

>>41368062
I wish I could do that but I’m male and it’s ego dystonic to try to be female for me

free weed!! thank you dispensary for giving me $30 of rewards points for no reason

i like the way you kiss me

thanks :3

got into another screaming match with my parents for being a troon I hate my life so much I actually can't bear it

I am male.

>>41368282
Same

I want to be kissed :(

anyone interested in helping me commit suicide

Find a man then

>>41368326
need a man to help me commit suicide

>>41368364
its s u i c i d e !! the whole point is that you do it yourself!

>>41368326
I find men repulsive

I wish being female was ego syntonic and not dystonic
Sucks

>>41368386
i need a man to commit homicide against me

>>41368386
I just want someone to talk me through it and be nice to me, then I could die without any regrets

>>41368480
I want that but they also hold me tightly as I pass out from blood loss…

>>41368480
just dont die, ok?

>>41368126
She scares me

>>41368480
i want to be nice to you but for you to keep living!
>>41368507
is she abusive?

I’m cold

im abusive

don’t be abusive

fettuccine alfredo (it's actually linguine)

bald

I hate myself for appropriating real trans history and spaces and friendships and material and culture and meds for my male fetish

would the woke mob harass me if I said I hate my masculinity such as my penis?

sitting alone at a restaurant afte rwork with fucked up hair revealing my browbone moding

>>41368754
looks so tasty!!

>>41368790
Mine permanently shows became I’m a man and men don’t care about how they look faggot

>>41368788
yes. we’d tear your flesh from your bones or something, probably

>>41368823
youre right im sorry im a faggot retard please kill me papa

>>41368895
You first

>>41368000
cuz it's "alt"

how long would a gram of raw een powder last me, how much should i buy to diy indefinitely

>>41358848
do i try this tomorrow to prove you all wrong?

I need y'all to drop some fat hate for me, cannot put the fork down (ordered Chinese and I'm trying to justify it by saying I didn't eat a whole lot yesterday)

>>41363229 (OP)
>QOTT
Worked my ass off to support my addictions lol only regret was not saving that money for getting a house and surgeries

I'm quitting for real today

>>41368324
Sure I can come over and talk you through it if you'd like :)

>>41369137
Quitting what?

>>41369149
Me next I can buy a one way ticket

>>41369180
Well if anyone doesn't get back to me soon, I'll come do it for you first! Wya?

goals - just without the beard

or no wait i think i actually want a chaser bf like that WITH the beard.

>>41369154
Hrt

>>41369240
See you tomorrow anon

https://vocaroo.com/13t3jtW9FyPH
^ important question ^

>>41369286
Don't hear a fagcent

>>41369297
ok that's good actually thx

do we think we’re hitting 900 today?

>>41369382
so hot, wya

i hate when people post vocaroos, means i have to pause my music to hear instead of just reading

so greta thunberg was raped by the idf and even the gender equal™ feminist™ swedish government is downplaying
israel really can literally get away with anything lmao

>>41369419
https://voca.ro/13PuLEfTVj0j

>>41369382
https://vocaroo.com/1fOEE7prBNVD

>>41369400
Your bed, tonight?

>>41369434
stop being antisemitic

>>41369454
if you dont show up i will curse you for a million years

>>41369449
https://voca.ro/12x7acm1XvgF

>>41369466
I need an address first silly lol

>>41369477
if you dont already know it you arent dom enough for me

>>41369449
funny accent where is it from

>>41369419
Just ignore them.

>>41369470
https://vocaroo.com/1etuHBvLjiSI

>>41369488
sorry deleted it cause i'm stoopid
https://vocaroo.com/18m7I5j9Ospw

>>41369487
If you give me a general area, I could hunt for you like prey if that would interest you?

>>41369488
this one is for you
https://vocaroo.com/17cwxaP4kkw3
>>41369470
and this one for you
https://vocaroo.com/18m7I5j9Ospw

turns out i'm even more retarded than i thought i was

>>41369515
Tristate area, good luck hercules

>>41369505
https://voca.ro/15i8ixbj5H8L

>>41369531
I'm going to need you to be a little more specific here toots, there's multiple tri state areas

>>41369539
https://vocaroo.com/13TNhBZS35Ar

>>41369575
https://voca.ro/19T2No6Bbqzs

>>41369489
i do, it just feels like i’m missing out

>>41369606
why is your mic so skippy and weird?

>>41369548
onions faggot

>>41369548
probably just the nyc metro of ny, nj, and connecticut

>>41369575
>>41369606
stop flirting

i hate hearing delicate man and male trying to sound female when i want to hear a FAG CENT! A FAG’S ACCENT

>>41369624
Phoneposter :'(

>>41368974
okay but seriously guys how much powder do i buy im serious

>>41369630
wtf i typed onions

>>41369657
newfag

onions

>>41369662
try typing out desu next

>>41369641
https://voca.ro/19RdH7HtYoZk
>>41369645
https://voca.ro/1bork4Zc57Or

>>41369645
https://voca.ro/1iKS4m9hjRFz

>>41369660
yo shut up senpai kys desu

>>41369640
Join in with us anon, it's fun and good for the soul!

>>41369606
https://voca.ro/151WYo6Ue5Ug

>>41369681
don't you have a child bride to take care

>>41369700
https://voca.ro/1f2dijfbc0af

y/n am i a lolcow

>>41369737
do you have a thread on the farms?

okay it’s time for me to catch up on the vocaroos. anything to pump up these numbers

>>41369733
https://voca.ro/15lB517JFAgo

>>41369753
no

>>41369737
lol @ you thinking you're important enough to be a lolcow

im going to change my name next year
it was suppose to be back in january this year :/

>>41369221
pretty passing voice, gj nona. i probably will kill myself with a gun in the near-ish future. my brother has a shit load of guns in the garage, and the safe code is just my dad’s birthday
>>41369286
no fagcent detected. incredibly echo-y recording though
>>41369348
deleted :(
>>41369382
you feel like you’re stuck on 2011 youtube
>>41369445
also gone :( and this one was replying to me
>>41369470
just kiss already
>>41369505
chasers might join the thread because half the “manmoders” here are egregious fakemoders that just look like women
>>41369539
terrible and useless answer. are you on hrt? are you chasing trannies? how do you present?
>>41369645
faggots? on the faggot board? in the faggot general? say it ain’t so!
>>41369700
nice docs!
>41369733
sleep well, nona

le mass replier

>>41369890
figured it was better to do that than to shit up the thread with like 12 individual replies to vocaroos long past. sorry it wasn’t to your liking

>>41369761
https://voca.ro/19YMn7lsVLvx

>>41369898
don't worry I'd find anything to bitch about

>>41369900
https://voca.ro/1nBjyPgfndAT

>>41369999
https://vocaroo.com/1klDmfxsPOv3

i am the Teacher, preaching what makes Sense;
Class, you wasn't able to pass.

Let me lick that little wittle tiny pussy
I like the tiny pussy
Let me lick that tiny pussy
I just wanna pussy gimme let me lick that tiny pussy
I just wanna lick that tiny pussy please
Let me lick that pussy

I just wanna see a hot nickel ball on a pussy
I know I just see a hot nickel ball on a pussy
Every day, all day, hot nickel balls all over my pussy
All over little twats

a Chill
rises
from the
Soil
and contaminates thee,
Air.
suddenly, Life has new Meaning.

walk with me, my little FRIEND

is never having any hope of passing my punishment for not crying when my dad died?

Ain't no pussy like one impregnated
A pussy made for nutting in, I could never hate it
A swole pussy hole is the best on earth
And a big dick helps make an easy childbirth
I love the big titties but I hate the taste of milk
And a bigger, fatter ass on my dick is smooth as silk
Now if she got a boy, it ain't fun
But if she got a girl, then it's two pussies for the price of one
And if the belly's all stacked
I'll put the ho on all four and hit the pussy from the back
I'm fucking all over the womb
Now I move your baby to the side so I can get a little room
I love to fuck them pregnant hoes
Your baby's sneezing out nuts because I bust one in his nose
So when your little child is born
I bet the motherfucker tell you pregnant pussy got it going on

You see, fuckin' pregnant pussy is simple
All you gotta do is hope the baby think your dickhead is a nipple
And if the cum snatcha stimulate my sack
He just might get a fat load of Similac
And if he start kicking, I'ma keep sticking
Go a little deeper, give his bad ass a whipping
Within nine months, I can hit it late or sooner
It's me, Miss Jones, and Mr. Jones Junior
And once I get the bitch in the raw
Me and her kid can have a nice ménage à trois
So believe I ain't kicking no bullshit
'Cause pregnant pussy is the best you can get

can this poster die?

ya it's giving ick

>>41370202
kill yourself, femoid scum
>>41370196
stfu normie. open your mouth and stick out your tongue for your complimentary AIDS

>>41370216
wow dude, you’re fucking hilarious

fuck cops
fuck feds
fuck whites
lick my unwashed dick and hairy balls clean
fuck the law
rape everyone in the USA

fuck everything
>>41370235
i hate you

Babylon just crumbles and burns
but the CIA always wins
i can't take it anymore

soon it's time to act on the
>get drunk
>go on grindr
>become cumdump for (other) men
plan

you're all fake plastic dolls who look like women
i can't help but feel
i could blow a nut up your butt
you can't run
i'll wear your hole out
and gape it widely

>>41370237
https://voca.ro/16SrWyQADk1r

>>41370296
you broke me

i fuck the Devil in his Mouth and eat the Shit out of his Bitch
forever and ever
amen

>>41370272
wrong gen? none of us look like women. that’s the point of this thread

>>41370202
giving you my dick

¡Laws are just Guidelines for the weak-minded!

>>41370264
no loads refused?

>>41370296
https://voca.ro/172l7V8ClmsT

>>41370351
¡you have the Face of a Woman,
&& the Tears of a Child;
li’l’ Boi, bend over!

Yeah so I dont pass and I never will. do i keep my masculine face (large browbone, defined angular jawline) to match my masculine body or get ffs and pretend im a prince or perhaps a eunuch. frankly i think ffs is the best choice because then i wouldnt mind so much jf people noticed im a tranny instead of a normal man

>>41370399
eunuch mode to scheme against your emperor

>>41370405
i would never betray my king

>>41370430
and i’d never betray you, queen <3

>>41370378
https://voca.ro/1m17euc2BAme

no but my body is so masculine it’s a crime, like it should be illegal. My ribcage is basically equal to my hips

je suis un homme chauve

>>41370504
haha

>>41370533
it’s not funny

>mmg
>voice training

>>41370635
god forbid i try. listen to the vocaroo again, my voice sucks, and i don’t inflict it on people irl. i just try to learn in the hopes that one day i’ll malefail and can move onto honmoding with a workable voice

>>41370658
not saying not to try if that's what you want and you're a fakemoder or just want to leave manmode behind someday, but lol @ u asking
>dae voicetraining issues??!?!
in mmg

how do j cope woth man ody im so sad

>>41370677
because this thread has like 20 other vocaroos, some with other anons seeming to be attempting girlvoice, and the only other vocaroo thread on the catalogue is someone begging for free fetish content

>>41370706
ok I know I know and it's half fakemoders posting the vocaroos too but I didn't ask why I'm just loling at u bro

why cant i easily find pricing on hair removal sessions why do they all want me to book consults why cant i just get a ballpark for tranny beard removal

MY BODY IS SO MALE IT’S OVER

humiliation ritual
or more likely there’s a bunch of variables i wouldn’t know about because i’m also too scared to book a consultation. maybe sparseness gets you a discount and shit?

i would be okay with my body by nkw if i didnt go insane gain twenty pounds and also ruinmy face. maybe ffs revitalizes me ahaha im going to get regret it a lot

>>41370819
gaining 20 pounds didn’t give you better fat distribution? have you tried losing them to see if that works?

>>41370807
i think its just easier to lock in customers once they have a consultation with you. like how many people are going to sit for 3+ appointments to do price comparison? but then like why are no places taking advantage of the lack of info and providing upfront estimates? maybe because it costs a lot and that scares off potential customers. i get the variability but thats usually in the number of sessions needed and what is being targeted. like there is an upper limit to how long it will take to go over the beard area before its like ok we are done come back next month.

My body is male
My wants are male
My brain is male
My history is male
My soul is male
Why am I here?

>>41370832
im disgusting

>>41370847
oh that definitely makes sense, i definitely could see myself trying too hard to be polite and just agreeing even if it’s too expensive

I love gooning

i wish i was able to feel love

i need a man

>>41371108
you don't deserve one

i wish i was able to feel

>>41371123
yeah that too

I wish I was able to eel

>>41371116
is it because im ugly

>>41371131
yes

it’d probably be pretty cool if i could eat eel. i’m stupid picky, so it would be nice to have something else i can eat (and it would be really funny if that’s one of the few foods i eat)

>>41371145
im retarded and picky and its so subhuman i dont deserve to be alive

>>41371142
really? :(

>>41371178
yes retard

>>41371182
imagine that i look like the guy on the left except with smaller iliac crests >>41371052 does that mean im ugly

>>41371201
cookieking is a manmoder?

>>41371165
me too :(

>>41370573
yes it is