Thread 41365617

death by snu snu with versatile

>>41365617 (OP)
I thought bottoms hated versatiles?

>>41365926
>people are supposed to enjoy their sentences
thats not how crime works

AI kill yourself

>>41368178
>technological progress is bad because it just is

>>41365926
being vers is the main thing I'm looking for in a prospective bf, why would I hate them?

>>41368697
Why would you submit and bend over for a man who also submits and bends over for men

>>41368892
matrioska sex

>>41368892
this sort of literal prisonfag mentality is a good chunk of the reason why
the fact that he wouldn't mind being reciprocal is how I can be sure he doesn't view me and what I do as something subhuman, like all of the so-called tops seem to do, meaning I'm more likely to actually have an actual relationship, instead of just reaching 35 and offing myself as is the usual bottom experience

>>41369026
>having self respect for who’s dick you take is prisonfag

>>41369059
yeah, the fact that you base your relationship with another man on prison rules, where the one being penetrated means he's subhuman garbage, while the penetrator is some Straight Top Übermensch despite getting aroused by and sticking his cock into another man's asshole, makes you a literal prisonfag

>>41369109
There’s nothing wrong me taking dick
I just prefer not to take dick from fellow dick takers
Tops are not superior and bottoms are not inferior
I just don’t want a bottom fucking me

>>41369134
>Tops are not superior and bottoms are not inferior
the opposite of what you've been implying in your previous posts, but whatever
didn't ask about, nor do I care for your self-hatred fetishes

>>41369174
I’m sorry for your low reading comprehension and lack of critical thinking

>>41369026
>not wanting to be raped in the butt means he sees me as subhuman
that sounds incredibly rapey of you. so tops have to ignore the things they like and force themselves to your weird fetishes for you to be ok with them?
what if your bf has a scat fetish and likes to eat poop? are you forced to eat poop as well to prove you don't see him as subhuman?
grow up

>>41369422
>so tops have to
I'm not telling them to do anything, because I would never lower myself to date one in the first place
your hysterics are funny, though

>>41369483
>it’s bad to say dick takers are inferior
>tops are inferior tho

>>41369666
>tops are inferior tho
for what I'm looking for out of a relationship, compared to versatiles, or even other bottoms, yeah they are

>>41369483
>>41369704
>I would never lower myself to date a top
Good
>I would never lower myself to allow a dick taker to dick me down
Bad

come to think of it, even a woman who's into pegging would be quite superior to the average top of today
at least the strap-on won't go limp after a minute
no allergies to basic hygiene, so she wouldn't reek of shit all the time
no fragile machismo induced histrionics either, so less drama to worry about too, ironically enough

>>41369789
Females are literally cognitively inferior to men
Nice cope tho

>>41369789
>no fragile machismo induced histrionics either, so less drama to worry about too, ironically enough
I would have laughed you off a few years ago, but that was before my "strict top" bf of the time informed me, with a straight face I shit you not, that reach arounds count as bottoming and that apparently it's rape to expect your bf to get you off. Mental.
Makes one wonder what do they even expect or imagine getting a bf to be. Like, WHY even bother with a bf if you get the 'ick from the dick?

>>41370911
why do you want your dick touched if you're a bottom??????

>>41370911
dunno if I care to get into whatever kind of filth they might imagine, but the reality is most often thus:
>finish up after a minute of half-hearted thrusts
>get one of those post-nut shames failed straighties always whine about
>tell the bottom to go jerk himself off in the corner or some shit
>spend the rest of the day moping and coping about how not gay you are

>WHY even bother with a bf
guess they gotta get their placebo for their failing sense of masculinity after a lifelong inability to breed
women stopped falling for their bullshit, so now only the braindead half of bottoms are left

>>41370949
cause he's a man and not a self-hating tranny freak, probably

>>41370949
Because I like my dick feeling good, lil bro.

>>41370977
kek
That's fucking grim.
But I believe it.

>>41370977
>post-nut shames
if you looked more feminine they wouldn't get those. it's your fault as a bottom, you failed him.

>>41369789
I'm a cis gay top and I unironically like using a strap-on because of the being unable to finish while using it

>>41369059
>>41369422
Disingenuous arguments to veil insecurities.
You pushed your view on him and then argued like he's the one enforcing his preferences on others.
Do the world a favor and have some shame for once in your life, take responsibility.

>>41369789
>>41370911
>>41370977
A grim view into the state of the average man. Makes you realize how low the bar really is out there. These tops are an embarrassment. I never realized why my now wife was so complimentary after our first time, only later did I learn that most dudes can barely manage 10 minutes. I thought under an hour was poor performance.
I suppose it's telling that I'm a vers too.

>>41371571
Silence bottom
>>41371513
>telling someone that you personally don’t like taking bottom dick up your ass is pushing views

>>41371015
You're super hot

>>41371623
thanks anon, I'm glad you have good taste too. it's way more fun if they have a big dildo collection to choose from and can mix things up with a new dick every time because I'm not into playing with by butt at all and only have 3

>>41371571
"grim" doesn't even scratch the surface, I feel
I made the woman post in jest, but the more I think about it, the more I feel like that facetiousness holds truth under it
all the single bottoms that I meet are either some form of mentally ill, just fucking stupid, or both
tops are all fucking creeps with retarded masculinity issues
the rare vers that appears once in a blue moon is already taken

seriously thinking about giving it a shot with a girl who doesn't mind getting freaky in bed rn
also, funny anecdote from my city's homogay community that I keep in touch with, now that I'm thinking these themes:
not a single couple I've interacted with that's been together for more than a year is top/bottom
they're all vers/vers, or vers and bottom, but most of them? both bottoms kek

>>41371849
I swear I made you up jacking off one day because I love service tops so much and it never occurred to me a man could be such a good boy down in his soul he can by himself of his own volition find a way to fuck me as much as I need without any physical gratification for himself proving he actually means it when he says he gets off on getting me off. People will say that to get you in bed, but you mean it, you don't just fuck to empty your balls, you have a love of the game

>>41372705
Honestly, I just love giving them the pleasure or pain and helping them fulfill any of their weird bottom brained fetishes. It's way more fun being the active one in a relationship and the enabler. I don't even mind sucking a dick if he's cute and small enough. Makes me feel needed and loved and I just love to tease

>>41372770
Whatever happened to you to make you this way needs to be studied because this is the pinnacle of god tier sexuality and the hottest thing possible. I didn't even have to mention blowjobs and you already knew I wanted your mouth and dumb self indulgent desperately horny roleplay. Whatever you are needs to live in a sex basement where you can't escape

>>41371600
Keep trying to play the victim card buddy, one day it'll work.
>>41371607
the melodrama that ensues when you suggest a top give you a reach around once in a while. You poor fragile flower, don't let the haters keep you down queen!

>>41373609
>hey I dont like X
>wow stop showing your insecurities
>ok? all I said was I do not like X
>stop being the victim

>>41373648
A pretty apt summation of what the anon looking for a vers bf got put through itt, to be honest.

>>41371912
>but most of them? both bottoms kek
I think its just a bottom surplus. Nobody would even be giving this caliber of tops a shot if they had actual options.
Vers making stable equal relationships isn't that surprising. I think the only way you even manage to maintain a top/bottom dynamic long term is leaving it in the bedroom exclusively and most boneheads can't manage that in the first place. Power dynamics are rife with toxicity.
>the rare vers that appears once in a blue moon is already taken
guilty. should've run into me in my early 20s I was getting nada back then. Being a talented lover is a hard sell from a virgin.

>>41373648
you poor thing, lip aquiver. It must be hard facing your own shortcomings.
>>41373691
Exactly, it's hilariously one note. I'm guessing they apply the same principle as in bed, one lazy trick repeated ad nauseam and I do mean nauseam.

I just stuck at topping and have no desire to get better at it so ig that makes me a bottom but I don't get icked by it.
Frotting, reacharounds, mutual masturbation etc is all fine idk what y'all are on about

>>41373726
you just sound like a lazy bottom to me.

oh hey this shitpile's still alive
>>41373698
>just a bottom surplus
definitely a factor, but I meant it more in relation to longevity of relationships, than their number in general
>Power dynamics are rife with toxicity
oh yeah, nowadays it's pretty bad
from general dehumanization to actual gaslighting into trooning out
would call it funny, but really it only evokes disgust from me now
>should've run into me in my early 20s
we're probably on the opposite sides of the planet, anon
really though, without any irony, I'm happy that you and your wife found each other, and that you got out of this trash-tier tragicomedy that is the gay dating scene
>>41373691
>>41373714
yeah, don't work yourselves over it too much
the onahole you're replying to isn't even cognizant of the posts it's making
too brain damaged from knocking his head on the bed's headboard one too many times during Uncle&Co's steamy nightly visits all those years ago, prolly

>>41375312
>we're probably on the opposite sides of the planet, anon
true, it's always something
>really though, without any irony, I'm happy that you and your wife found each other, and that you got out of this trash-tier tragicomedy that is the gay dating scene
I appreciate it, and yeah it looked like a mess then and it does now. The straight side isn't much better. I circumvented most of it by just not engaging really, worked on myself and made my peace with it. I just got lucky and had one of those random encounters with someone I kind of knew for over a decade.
I hope you find your person, it's nice to have at least one corner you can lean on in life. Granted it's work, but the sort of work you're glad you get the chance to do.

>too brain damaged from knocking his head on the bed's headboard one too many times
CTE, tragic.

The tragedy of being a vers is you just end up being a top 99% of the time due to the shortage.
Starts to feel a bit phony.

>>41376807
there is no top shortage. dildos can be mass produced. and real men don't have much more going for them than their dicks

>>41375312
>bottom doesn't understand banter
colour me surprised.