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Anonymous No.41366007 >>41366019 >>41366046 >>41366093 >>41366185 >>41366287 >>41366504 >>41367105 >>41367112 >>41367171 >>41367481 >>41367836 >>41371106 >>41371171 >>41373333
How do i get a hot cute buff cis hetro boyfriend being a semi passing trans girl?
please go into depth.
Anonymous No.41366019 >>41366040 >>41372066 >>41372125
>>41366007 (OP)
Don't be afraid to top is basically the gist of it. It's that simple. Dudes love the gock. Even if it's not lorge. It's been an entire generation of /d/ickgirl appreciation, lean into the wind and just be a chick with a dick.
Anonymous No.41366040 >>41366057 >>41366094 >>41366125 >>41372125
>>41366019
I'm not trolling or memeing. Tons of cishet dudes are futasexual and pegging is at an all time high. If you can pass and you're not afraid to top you can get a man you would actually want. Hell I am a man you would actually want and that is all I want, and all the cis chicks that are into pegging are way into femdom which would in theory be cool but in reality is shit because they don't inherently know how to be a good leader like 95% of the time. Literally just keep your gock and use it. Being a switch is about a thousand times better than just being a strict bottom or top and that goes for literally anyone regardless of sex or gender or sexuality.
Anonymous No.41366046 >>41366064
>>41366007 (OP)
>hetero boyfriend
>trans girl
pick one lol
Anonymous No.41366054 >>41366125
Also, don't get fat. You don't have to be auschwitz mode but there's a difference between being a landwhale and having enough bodyfat for the e to redistribute in a pleasing manner and it's really not that hard to maintain that balance within like a 10-20lb window.
Anonymous No.41366057 >>41366101
>>41366040
is this real?
Anonymous No.41366064 >>41366086 >>41366110 >>41366125 >>41372125
>>41366046
The secret is cishet dudes wouldn't give a single fuck if the entire world knew they liked sucking and fucking gock if the person it's attached to is hot. You have no idea how much pegging has exploded onto the scene with straight dudes and women, being a full time or part time bottom does not preclude someone from being hetero or straight. This is the era of switch supremacy.
Anonymous No.41366068 >>41366096
Four homestuck threads right now
Anonymous No.41366086
>>41366064
yeah no i agree with u im literally a switch tranny and at least hot enough to have a bf lol
i just think other trannies who genuinely believe guys who would be into them r 100% straight are literally retarded
the world doesnt just bend to your will because you want it to thats why u make the most of its restrictions even if you hate them
悉尼人 (Xiniren) !!K1VV9esG2Am No.41366093 >>41366116
>>41366007 (OP)
Pass better
Don't get srs
Anonymous No.41366094
>>41366040
I kinda support what this guy says except I don't want to be fucked unless she really really wants it and it can't be too often. The main thing is don't be too dommy or subby, just try to be like a regular girl. Experiment, want him like you mean it, be down to do everything together without constantly making it weird.
Make sure you don't have any facial hair shadow and eyebrows are a big deal I noticed they can make or break how hot a woman is. Voice is important too, that's really all there is to it.
Anonymous No.41366096
>>41366068
and?
Anonymous No.41366101 >>41366125 >>41367118 >>41372248
>>41366057
I am literally a 2m tall former D1 football player with a six figure job and a seven inch dick. I really, really just want a partner that is a woman and is a switch and isn't a landwhale. I've already had kids and hate ciswomen so much that the only thing I want to do with them sexually is tie them up and be incredibly sadistic and do things to them that would make regular sex wildly unfulfilling for the rest of their lives. The second I find a trans woman that is cute, isn't fat, is a switch, and makes my cock hard instead of my life I'm putting a collar and a cage on her and she will never have to work again.
Anonymous No.41366110 >>41366122 >>41366169
>>41366064
mfw i'm a fem bottom who finds topping a masc dude disgusting
Anonymous No.41366116 >>41366125
>>41366093
The only time I would advocate srs to anybody is if it's literally the only thing that would keep them from taking their own life. Otherwise, just accept that you have a really big clit, because that's what it is. Literally. And I don't mean literally in some kind of retarded overused sense, I mean we all start off female in the womb and we all have a clit and a g-spot. Men and women basically cum the same damn way regardless if they're cis or trans and there's zero reason why anybody regardless of sexuality shouldn't be at least open to switching anymore.

Keep the gock. Big clits are based. That's really all I have to say.
Anonymous No.41366122 >>41366125
>>41366110
Run the controls to the fucking machine while I blow you, I'd still be happy.
Anonymous No.41366125
>>41366040
>>41366054
>>41366064
>>41366101
>>41366116
>>41366122
based chasoid
Anonymous No.41366169 >>41366175 >>41366193 >>41372125
>>41366110
If men disgust you like that I've got bad news for you. You can find some guy who is desperate to just fuck your ass but he's not going to be a good quality man.
Anonymous No.41366175 >>41366179
>>41366169
>only bottom chasers are quality men
lol, lmao
Anonymous No.41366179
>>41366175
Cope however you need to, that's not what I said.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366185 >>41366210 >>41372125
>>41366007 (OP)
i dont know whats going on with the angry bottom chasers in this thread but if youre a top, that works for you.
if youre a bottom, i dont know. im sorry. if you find something which works let me know
Anonymous No.41366193
>>41366169
Frankly, I have a nicer ass than most of the ladies that post on this board. I'm a brazillian away from hard mogging, it is fucking callipygian back there.
Anonymous No.41366210 >>41366227
>>41366185
If they're a bottom and topping is just absolutely reprehensible to them then my advice would be to get into chastity as a kink and learn how to get off from penetration alone and just be a really great bottom. If anything it's going to be a harder row to hoe because cis women are stiff competition and thus their dating pool is going to be a lot more limited in terms of quality dudes. If someone is trans and wants dating to be on ez mode then being a switch is hands down the way to go.

Granted, and this bears saying, there's nothing wrong with being a strict bottom or top. It can work. But if we're game theorying this down to "what's the easiest way to get a good boyfriend" then not limiting yourself sexually is going to be the answer because everything else is just be hot and don't be a shitty person and keep dating until you find a winner.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366227 >>41366248 >>41366273
>>41366210
people do not choose their preferences. i am a pure bottom and i recognize that in modern day noone wants a woman who is submissive and every day i am filled with loser tranny rage.
most straight trannies are pure bottoms, i think.
Anonymous No.41366248 >>41366258
>>41366227
I like submissive women who do what I want, sometimes what I want is to hold her down and suck her to completion.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366258 >>41366266 >>41366288
>>41366248
technically speaking that would mean that shes submissively topping you actually
Anonymous No.41366266 >>41366272
>>41366258
Don't care, I want her shaking empty and exhausted.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366272 >>41366278
>>41366266
i... what does this have to do with what i said...?
Anonymous No.41366273 >>41366315 >>41366478 >>41372445
>>41366227
A lot less people would want a partner that is strictly a submissive bottom for a variety of factors. You lose the straight guys because if they want that they want a cis woman to turn her into a baby factory and are likely way too socially conservative to even entertain dating a trans woman. You lose the gay cis guys because you're not masc. You'd have the most success with trans guys and cis women being a strict bottom as a trans woman, and if I had to guess getting fucked by real cock is likely important to you. So you're looking for a guy that is straight as fuck but socially liberal enough to both not want kids and be cool with dating a trans woman, which means your competition is a bunch of absolute smokeshows that got on e when they were still in gradeschool.

Or, you could be cool with occasionally getting blown and topping, and all of a sudden your potential dating pool is like 10x the size. Do what makes you happy, that's what matters most, if you're not a top or it makes you dysphoric to an untenable degree then I get it. But the reality is you're playing the game on the hardest difficulty other than being a trans man that only wants to top and not with a strap.
Anonymous No.41366278 >>41366315
>>41366272
I don't care about technicalities, if she's obedient I'll be happy.
Anonymous No.41366287
>>41366007 (OP)
Be really pretty and be stealth
Anonymous No.41366288 >>41366315
>>41366258
Just because you're getting blown or ridden doesn't mean you're topping. You just don't know any good powerbottoms. And frankly, I'd argue service topping is just bottoming with extra steps, and if you don't believe me then go ask any cis woman that's pegged a dude that topped from the bottom the entire time and never actually let them lead.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366315 >>41366373 >>41366396
>>41366288
power bottoms still means bottoms. theyre just dominant bottoms. its in the name
>>41366278
?
>>41366273
>if I had to guess getting fucked by real cock
sex isnt particularly important to me in general.
>it makes you dysphoric to an untenable degree
for myself, and i think for a lot of other trannies, topping or being dominant in any fashion gives me enough dysphoria to instantly turn me off and make me want to cry.
is it basically impossible living this way? yes. what the fuck am i supposed to do about it though.
all youve said is "your dating life is hard" as if thats something which wasnt already obvious and i wasnt already having panic attacks daily over. do you have any actual advice?
Anonymous No.41366373 >>41366426
>>41366315
Go t4t or transbian. You're not built for men.
Anonymous No.41366396 >>41366426
>>41366315
My advice would be either stop being so sexually rigid so you have a wider dating pool, or accept that you're on the highest difficulty level and stop letting it get to you. You can change your situation by either trying new things even if they're hard and you're not the biggest fan of them or by not having an emotional reaction to upsetting shit. Whereas right now you are actively choosing not to compromise in any direction which is just going to frustrate you to an unacceptable degree and keep driving you insane.

I'm not trans but I fucking HATE topping and only do it because it makes other people happy and is expected of me. Because you're expected to do that if you want to be truly happy, because being truly happy means making other people happy even if doing so makes you unhappy OR accepting that you can't make other people happy and just not giving a fuck because they don't matter because they're not you. I don't like dieting, I would rather be a fatass, but people I want to fuck wouldn't fuck me anymore. I don't like driving the speed limit but cops would write me tickets. Etcetera, etcetera.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366426
>>41366373
an actual solution
>>41366396
>i will never be physically able to top or dom
>you should try topping and not be a pussy about it
???
>I don't like driving the speed limit but cops would write me tickets.
alright i guess ill just be an incel forever then if my only options are top or die
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366465 >>41366523
i just want to point out the inherent unfairness that literally any cis woman or gay guy with my face and body would easily be able to get topped
Anonymous No.41366478 >>41366500 >>41366509
>>41366273
>A lot less people would want a partner that is strictly not open to scat play for a variety of factors.
>So you're looking for a guy that is straight as fuck but not obsessed with poo, which means your competition is a bunch of absolute smokeshows.
>Or, you could be cool with occasionally getting shit on, and all of a sudden your potential dating pool is like 10x the size. Do what makes you happy, that's what matters most, if you're not into scat or you're worried about hygiene to an untenable degree then I get it. But the reality is you're playing the game on the hardest difficulty.

breaking news, high value men are hard to get, and you're more likely to have sex if you accept a bunch of blatant red flags
Anonymous No.41366500 >>41366509
>>41366478
Flexibility with sex partners does not specifically mean scat, but if more guys liked scat you bet you'd have a better chance with them being open to scat.
Ironically way more trannies are into scat and I find that disgusting but I'm not having trouble getting women so I don't need to consider that at this stage.
Anonymous No.41366504
>>41366007 (OP)
go to the bars and clubs and you'll find alot of them.

then you will dualing daddies etc.
you'll know you're on the right track when guys start fistfighting eachother over you.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366509
i started drinking because this thread made me want to cry
>>41366478
laughed
>>41366500
grim
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366522 >>41366546
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO COMPROMIOSE MY MORALS OR VALUES TO HAVE LOVE THATS NOT FAIRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.41366523 >>41366546
>>41366465
having to top is a psyop by cringe chasers on 4chan
go outside and find a guy who wants to do anal and was denied by the last cis woman he was with. it's a common occurrence
Anonymous No.41366546 >>41366554 >>41366579
>>41366523
>building an entire relationship based on
>his last gf didn't want anal

>>41366522
You don't have to, we're just telling you how to have guys actively wanting you. Doing the inverse doesn't mean you've got no chance, it just puts you at a disadvantage because a lot of guys are going to see cons of being with a trans woman long term and expect some pros to balance it.
sheik !!hSnwpTxagfJ No.41366554 >>41366561 >>41366586
>>41366546
I HATE MY FUCKING SINGLE LIFFEEEEE FUCCCKKKKKK I JUST WNANA BE A NORMAL GIRL WITH A NORMA
>>41366554
yeah its a pretty immature/ignorant way of looking at what the real world is.
but it is IS possible to find that.

its just very unlikely you'll get further than maybe 2-5 years each time.

and you'll find the spice is the variety in life.
>>41366561
if all ill EVER be is some fucking futa sex object then why did i ever bother being a woman i should just be an hrt femboy if ill neve rbe loved
>>41366546
>building an entire relationship based on
>a faggot who will whine if he doesn't have girldick in his mouth
>>41366554
Unfortunate reality you are not cis, doesn't mean you don't deserve to be loved but it means loving you requires open mindedness and a certain degree of comfort with your birth sex. I'm >>41366352, some women do consider me hot though I really like trans women and am not the 100% straight guy you are looking for. For what it's worth you seem sort of sweet but if I couldn't be sure a trans woman is genuinely attracted to me as a man and not some nebulous masculine form that validates her womanhood via rigid sexual roles I would not get involved. Not sure how many other guys feel that way or what their reasoning is. We all have to look out for our own hearts. Best of luck in your search for bf I know you'll find him.
>>41366579
If you called me that to my face I would pop your skull between my thighs, I'm bi at the most even then I have no attraction to men.
>>41366586
im a fucking worthless bitch and my ownly value is my phsuycial appearane and im going to die alone i hate evertyhing why
>>41366602
looks like i hit a nerve
>>41366607
Shh that's not true. You just need to be patient. You are chasing a kind of guy with really specific desires if you are set on a long term boyfriend who conforms to the requirements. He's not everywhere but I'm sure he exists and if you give it effort and time you'll find him. You don't have to die alone sweetheart.
>>41366637
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>>41366839
help pelase
>>41366857
eat some grass and lick the salt block babe.
>>41366007 (OP)
1. develop a good regular sleep schedule
2. ensure a balenced diet of whole foods, whole grains, vegetable and meats. dont eat any added sugar. or drink any drinks like juice or coffee or something. do not drink alchohol.

3. cultuvate a daily streatching and moderate exercise routine. dont need to go to gym for an hour but like a 20 min jog and 20 min streatching/yoga is good.
4. clean up your personal environment, take careful management of all your posessions and ensure they sre organized systematically
5. organize your finances and income streams. write out all of your reciepts and write down exactly what you buy in a book atthe enf of a month, ALL of your expenses, should be catalogued.
6. pay attention to your hygiene, style and makeup. your haircut should fit your face and not be short. oral hygiene is a must floss every day, ensure your nails are nicely shaped and filed, facial moisturizing daily, moderate amount of makeup accourding to your taste and sensibilities. all your clothes should fit. none of them having holes or rips (esp intentional ones) do not represent brands or be a cheap advertizement, have some self-respect.
7. conduct yourself socially with nobility grace and pride, be kind to others, do not just be nice to them. have good manners, do not just be polite. value truth.
8. practice managing this routine and matinance consistantly for 6 months.
9. post here again
10. ill take care of the rest, and you.
>>41366007 (OP)
you don't. they're not real. men will never love you. don't even try, for the sake of your own sanity. i have and it broke me
>>41366101
do you still have custody? ive always wanted to be a mom
>>41367105
its all necessary to ensure you are a stable person worth being in a relationship with.

it takes time and attention and consistancy
>>41366007 (OP) here is in depth
1. develop a good regular sleep schedule
2. ensure a balenced diet of whole foods, whole grains, vegetable and meats. dont eat any added sugar. or drink any drinks like juice or coffee or something. do not drink alchohol.

3. cultuvate a daily streatching and moderate exercise routine. dont need to go to gym for an hour but like a 20 min jog and 20 min streatching/yoga is good.
4. clean up your personal environment, take careful management of all your posessions and ensure they sre organized systematically
5. organize your finances and income streams. write out all of your reciepts and write down exactly what you buy in a book atthe enf of a month, ALL of your expenses, should be catalogued.
6. pay attention to your hygiene, style and makeup. your haircut should fit your face and not be short. oral hygiene is a must floss every day, ensure your nails are nicely shaped and filed, facial moisturizing daily, moderate amount of makeup accourding to your taste and sensibilities. all your clothes should fit. none of them having holes or rips (esp intentional ones) do not represent brands or be a cheap advertizement, have some self-respect.
7. conduct yourself socially with nobility grace and pride, be kind to others, do not just be nice to them. have good manners, do not just be polite. value truth.
8. practice managing this routine and matinance consistantly for 6 months.
9. post here again
10. rest will be taken care of
1. develop a good regular sleep schedule
2. ensure a balenced diet of whole foods, whole grains, vegetable and meats. dont eat any added sugar. or drink any drinks like juice or coffee or something. do not drink alchohol.

3. cultuvate a daily streatching and moderate exercise routine. dont need to go to gym for an hour but like a 20 min jog and 20 min streatching/yoga is good.
4. clean up your personal environment, take careful management of all your posessions and ensure they sre organized systematically
5. organize your finances and income streams. write out all of your reciepts and write down exactly what you buy in a book atthe enf of a month, ALL of your expenses, should be catalogued.
6. pay attention to your hygiene, style and makeup. your haircut should fit your face and not be short. oral hygiene is a must floss every day, ensure your nails are nicely shaped and filed, facial moisturizing daily, moderate amount of makeup accourding to your taste and sensibilities. all your clothes should fit. none of them having holes or rips (esp intentional ones) do not represent brands or be a cheap advertizement, have some self-respect.
7. conduct yourself socially with nobility grace and pride, be kind to others, do not just be nice to them. have good manners, do not just be polite. value truth.
8. practice managing this routine and matinance consistantly for 6 months.
9. post here again
10. ill take care of the rest, and you.
Fuck off jeet this isn't the designated shitting thread.
>How do i get a hot cute buff cis hetro boyfriend being a semi passing trans girl?
please go into depth.
be super lucky and snag him before other transgirls could get him

t. asian hon with 6'8" white buff bf
>>41366007 (OP)
i got a tall jacked "het" bf and was doing these tings
- going to gym 3 times (4 hours) a week and doing leg days and cardio
- diet (chicken, brown rice, broccoli, salad, eggs)
- be a well-rounded person, filling week with school, work job in a good cause, gym, lots of creative hobbies (art, music)
- be just enough of a tomboy and understand guy interests (vidja, cars) but enough of a ditz to let guys mansplain to you
- always do self-care, always shaven, skin care n stuff
- be confident in being and doing girly stuff, cute outfits, makeup, always have soft girl voice
- dont give up and keep trying and be patient, lots of guys can lead you on, dont sleep with them right away but be just the right amount oif flirty and sexy, and build a connection and make sure you want the same thing before u take things to next bases
>>41367171
>>41367181
>>41367481
this is insane.

just buy a bag of coke and a bottle of poppers and a bottle of booze.
its literally that easy
>>41367491
i am straight edge besides the poppers, dudes be having penises
>>41367530
you sniff poppers but you wont sniff white?
lmfao
you're missing out on some fucking HOT sex
>>41367288
I fucking hate you
>>41366007 (OP)
You don't
Just be hot af. I’m not with a tranner anymore but my ex was
Hot cute buff white hetero guy here. Drop discord ladies.
>>41366007 (OP)
I am a straight guy on vacation here from /fit/

Pass better. Be less insufferable than cis women. Simple as.
>>41366007 (OP)
im a buff cis male, every single one of my exes have said i was hot and have a good personality. I top only tho.

What do you mean by "semi" passing? and which country are you in
>>41367118
I do but it's split custody.
>>41366019
im planning for a sex change
>>41366019
>>41366040
>>41366064
>>41366169
>>41366185
I don't think i want sex in a relationship
>>41366101
I'll hook up with you but I'm a landwhale
>>41366273
ok so what if im a strict bottom but i fw bi guys and im cool with them touching it and down to cum that way, don't like head tho (will literally deflate just does not feel good i hate it) but would be willing to experiment letting him kiss it a lil if he wants to try. I cannot top my shit does not get hard enough and it hurts but id be down to stick a finger in while blowing him.

5'7" 120lbs 34A/32B twinkhon with no balls.
>>41371106
>straight guy
>/fit/
yeah right
it's okay anon we love bichads here
>>41367481
>>41367491
its not insane its literally just being a functional stable person fundamentally.

idk what to tell you... if you want a quality man you have to be a fundamentally quality person.

you want to put no effort into yourself and living a reasonably good life? you will end up with exactly what you deserve.
>>41372445
Not a problem, you're fine.
>>41367481
I admire your discipline. I honestly aspire to be a lot like you but I'm a fucking mess. I'm mostly a transbian but I do like hooking up with sexy guys as a switch
>>41366007 (OP)
>semi-passing
you either pass or you don't. you can't half-pass
>>41373333
incredible posting
>>41372066
If it makes you happy go for it
>>41372125
My condolences
>>41372248
How heavy are we talking?
>>41372445
You'll be fine.
>>41373333
Debateable. Personally I don't mind if gurls are a little clocky but I'm bi and would fuck or get fucked by anyone more femme than me. For the straight guys what you said would be true, unless you're hotter than most cis women it's probably gonna be a no from them and you have to be unclockable.
>>41373402
if you're a little clocky then you don't pass. it's nothing to do with who you'd fuck
>>41373370
5'8" 220lb, cute face tho I think