Thread 41366759

which type of gay are you

>>41366759 (OP)
Neutral masc :(

>>41366843
based

Lawfully fem

somewhere between lawful fem and lawful neutral

>>41366759 (OP)
i wanna kiss neutral fem's cute toes

>>41366759 (OP)
neutral masc but I want a chaotic neutral bf instead of a fem one

halfway between lawful neutral and lawful masc except i work construction

>>41366759 (OP)
chaotic neutral who wishes i was neutral fem

>>41366843
>>41366872
you should kiss

>>41366759 (OP)
The entire bottom row, it appears
>Professional, nerd, insecure
>Vidya, weed, and fetishes
>Gym, tank tops, and muscle

>>41366759 (OP)
Chaotic neutral but still trooned

>>41367055

So uh >>41366872, are you a top?

>>41367106
not really no :/

>>41367060
show me who's in charge, boss.
t. neutral fem

>>41366759 (OP)
Neutral fem, but in like an ugly way

>>41366759 (OP)
neutral fem 40% of the time
chaotic neutral 40% of the time
chaotic fem whenever i drink (20% of the time)

i miss my neutral masc ex
>t. neutral fem

>>41366759 (OP)
the lawful ones all seem like cringy gary stu self inserts, kinda cringe ngl. in the actual D&D alignment, lawful isn't supposed to be inherently superior to chaotic. like instead of making lawful masc some le 300 iq wholesome md juris doctor chungus charity volunteer muscled chad make him a closeted straight appearing blue collar wagie stg or something who plays 40k or mtg on the side and is embarassed about being gay

>>41367201
Blackpilled again...

>>41367428
If he wherent at peace with himself he would by definition be disorderly. (Whoever) drew this clearly used law to mean orderly, which... what other interpretation is there? Its a typology of gays, its not like cosmic allegiance to primordial structurelessness means anything about how you take dick

>>41366759 (OP)
has this been edited?
i swear i saw this image years ago with different text
like the chaotic neutral one definitely said "abhor gay pride" or something like that

>>41367060
Do I know you

>>41366759 (OP)
neutral masc is me and also sort of looks like me except I got even fatter and my fetishes aren't that weird.

>>41366759 (OP)
Neutral masc, I want to violently rape and kill a neutral fem and rip his dick off while fisting his ass and then revive him with evil nazi gamer magic so I can do it over and over and make him realize he can never escape me and make him grow small tits and a fat ass but not enough to troon and I guess die for good before he’s old and wrinkly. I want bottoms to die before they get ugly.

>>41366759 (OP)
started out as neutral fem but became chaotic neutral

>>41366843
samesies...

>>41367060
fucking hell, bro
body goals

>>41366759 (OP)
Chaotic neutral
t. FTM

>>41366759 (OP)
Neutral fem mixed with a dash of chaotic neutral

>>41366759 (OP)
Natural fem describes me perfectly as a trans woman

>>41366759 (OP)
Somewhere between lawfully fem, neutral fem and lawfully neutral but mostly the first.

>>41367060
Holy fucking shit that jockstrap looks amazing on you, the band width is so flattering, so much sluttier when it almost looks like a belt only to reveal how exposed you are, and your bulge looks gorgeous between your thighs there that fabric hugs it all nicely. Have you ever posted photos of your ass or back or feet because I'm sure some of your more loyal fans will be rioting over those shots

Broad spectrum masc is a good niche to fill but at this point anyone super nerdy is also super kinky in my mind without that having to be spelled out, who knew that people who like using their brain recreationally would also be into using it sexually? To me, it's the next logical step. Thanks for reinforcing my nerd/perv bias

neutral fem including in appearance (blonde/blueeyed/lithe) except i don't play video games or use many emoticons

>>41369314
dont do this
dont make me fall in love...

Eh, I feel like this is kinda outdated at this point and not really comprehensive anyway. None of them really fit me.

>>41367213
>show me who’s in charge
You. My central kink is submission.

>>41367861
I have no way of knowing bby, sorry.

>>41368684
Thank you bro, eat big lift big. Here is a normal-lighting pic for more realistic goals / expectations.

>>41369264
Wow thanks—and yeah, for me sex is like 95% mental. Most of the “porn” I consume is either just text / audio, or still SFW images with captions. I guess it makes sense that nerds would be like that.

>>41369330
none of my doing!

>>41369533
true...
just gotta work on myself a bit more so i can find someone like you irl :3

>>41369443
Woah no way thank you, I'm ecstatic whenever I see you. Also, that's crazy!! Big high five, but also incredulity, but also so much enthusiasm at the idea that you're also a consumer of sexual text/audio and captioned images. I'm a huge fan of m4m asmr roleplay audios, you might like MrFoxHound as he's big into domination and muscle. I'm a switch but lean more dom so I go towards audios where the guy is as needy as possible, love when lust fries someone's brain and they're just panting for it whatever role they play. I also like fanfic and fanart content because saturating the things I like most with sexual overtones turns me on too, it's like a, I see the potential while I'm watching the movie, go back home and "make it happen" kind of feeling. It's also that I have emotional investment in the characters I care about so the depths of the sexual mindfucks they can experience have higher stakes.

Audios will always be my favorite my voice kink triumphs over any other thing. I once made a guy cum with my voice alone nothing will beat that

Your hips are making me insane why are you so grabbable. Do people initiate a lot of casual touch with you in real life?

>>41366759 (OP)
my tulpa was a true neutral that turned into a neutral fem ^_^

>>41366759 (OP)
chaotic neutral except I'm mid on anime.

>>41366759 (OP)
Neutral fem desperate for her neutral masc bf

>>41369818
"her" nigga this is a gay thread, get ur tranny ass outta here

>>41369818
>her

neutral fem is so real
(even have the shitty hair and blu eyes)
exept none of the points except fro the last applies its over

>>41366759 (OP)
i think this is gay

>>41366759 (OP)
tranny but desperate for a neutral masc bf that treats me like neutral fem guy when were at home/having sex

>>41366759 (OP)
All of these people are equally attractive, and I'm tired of pretending like they're not. Fuck you dumbass gay hierarchy, love alone redeems all possible flaws.

>>41370503
trvke

>>41370503
Lawfully masc is hottest

>>41370128
Cute, you're the kinda trans girl I want but I'm more like lawful neutral myself.

>>41370503
Ugly people cannot be loved. My ex broke up with me because I'm ugly and he thinks he can do better.

>>41370591
well i hope he fucking dies anon

>>41366759 (OP)
neutral masc
except i can't drink anymore after the incident

>>41370628
#theraped

>>41366759 (OP)
Neutral masc combo'd me by listing my every insecurity, FML.
>>41370128
Here's to hoping I find my neutral fem and you find your neutral masc, mate

>>41370568
its not a strict thing for me, i like all kinds of men. nerdy, masc, outdoorsy, sensitive, artsy, gloomy, etc. as long as i find them cute and they atleast sorta know how to dress properly/take care of themselves. the human race is a vast collage of variety.

>>41370744
Yeah, not being able to dress yourself is a turnoff, having a partner with a personal sense of style is ideal though.

If you can't even look after yourself then you're not ready to date.

>>41369912
>>41369916
IM SORRY!

>>41370808
....post socials
i wanna get to know you

>>41370591
The only ugly thing there was his attitude and you're better off. You have to celebrate wins, a problem solved itself.

A mix of lawful, true and chaotic neutral, 10%, 45% and 45% respectively.

>>41370825
u first
insta only

>>41366759 (OP)
Chaotic Neutral. Even looks somewhat like me, though I dress better...

>>41366759 (OP)
A cross between neutral fem, and true neutral. I’ll lean more into one or the other depending on which group I’m talking to. >:3.

>>41371735
>insta only
hell naw!
bitch you cray cray

>>41366986
Cute and aryan
>>41367400
I’m sorry anon I know how hard it is to find people who are genuine *hugs*
>>41368278
Can’t we just be racist and hold eachother instead?
>>41370503
Chaotic fem is not attractive, flamers are annoying

>>41368278
>Shoplifting from contributors to society in order to keep poor people alive and leeching on society
You monster.

>>41371982
>>41372056
I did this btw

>>41367060
>>41369443
you are the sexiest man alive, i want you on top of me so badly

>>41369443
>You. My central kink is submission.
Would tbdesu

>>41366759 (OP)
Need lawful fem bf
t. Chaotic masc

>>41366759 (OP)
between lawful masc and lawful neutral

>>41366759 (OP)
is that wendigoon at the bottom

>>41369712
I tend to gravitate more towards audio styled as hypnosis than ASMR—but both hit the same button. Himbo / pup hypnosis is my go-to, especially after getting big.
>Do people initiate a lot of casual touch with you
I think my size plus a naturally intense gaze / neutral expression causes most guys to be too intimidated. Even so, I guess their horny frequently outweighs their scared, because I get very nervous-looking gay men asking if they can touch my arms or chest—to which I will literally always say yes. Not just at places like bars or gyms, but sometimes even walking down the street. I do wish I could somehow signal better “I am free to touch on request, I just look mean” lol.

>>41372230
You got it. I’m just as happy to service top as bottom.

>>41373567
Plz pat head and call me a good boy.

part chaotic-neutral, part neutral-fem. tried to suppress it all 12-18. 19 now and prob will end up leaning more neutral-fem whether or not i troon

lawful masc bf or i kms tho

>>41366759 (OP)
neutral fem, which is probably common

>>41376754
>which is probably common
doubt it, unless you're including trannies

>>41377756
There’s a few of us here that are not tranners, although I’m kind of a mix of true neutral as well.
>>41376754
>>41376738
I’d love to hold and kiss both of you
>>41376691
Gud boy *pets* you sound like a soft huggable puppy underneath. You’re honestly too big personally for what I’m into but I hope you find your Twink/femboy dom

>>41376691
i know that i am not your target group, i just came in to tell you you're extremely fucking hot and i hope you find whatever youre looking for

>>41376691
What kind of voices do you like to put you under hypnosis? Do you like soft sweet patient voices that sort of coax you into accepting your new programming, or deeper darker confident voices that are more demanding you give in? I always like hypnosis styled as a therapy or rehabilatation service where they fix what's wrong with you by making you a mindless affectionate sex doll because that's what you need to feel truly happy. I like when it starts out somewhat professional and once you're under the mask comes off and they're just using your body freely

If I ever got the chance I'm buying you a shirt that looks like picrel because it's a damn shame how many innocent men were robbed of a chance to grope you because they didn't know better. You always say yes holy shit I can't be more flustered than I am now that's stupid hot. How far do you think someone bold could take it? If a guy saw you sitting at the bar and offered you a massage, would you let him rub your neck and shoulders and back and arms and chest and scalp? Would you feel self conscious knowing it was happening in public? Bars bring out really random behavior in people, a guy was massaging me at the bar one time but there were people sitting on either side of me while it was happening so because I guess they saw I was ok with it they both started massaging each arm too, to feel included I guess?? They were curious or something? Now if it were you and people saw you were okay with it there'd be a line to play with you

I'm obviously not that anon but I am sending you lots of head pats and fluffing your hair, you're such a very good sweet boy my cute puppy

>>41378490
Meant to include this picture. Probably got distracted by those absolutely mind numbingly ridiculously tempting perfect thighs.

Chaotic neutral

>>41366759 (OP)
I am none of these people I am my own person. I eschew all categorisation. Every presumption you (You) me with will be utterly incorrect. You cannot fathom my nature.

>>41367060
Hey it's the hot submissive top guy who wants some sort of BDSM relationship with a tranny. Hope you find what you're looking for man

>>41366759 (OP)
lawful fem or neutral fem

>>41380014
Wait he's looking for a relationship I thought he just wanted attention every now and then for the ego boost? What is happening. Or like, I think he might have a boyfriend already?

>>41366759 (OP)
wish i could be lawfully fem but in reality i'm chaotic neutral minus the anime

>>41380177
This was a few weeks back in a thread dude was talking about how he specifically wanted to be a submissive top, and he'd happily date down in looks if he found someone who serviced his specific desired relationship.

>>41380317
That was a hypothetical answering the question posed by the woman who started the thread! He never once said he was answering because he has a preference for trans women, he had the body type she was looking for and offered his perspective as an example of her target. She wanted a relationship with someone not him. Not that I think he's against a relationship either but my point is he didn't advertise that in that post nor in any I've happened to run into before. He's bi with a preference for interacting with gay content here so I'd be shocked if women were his target goal and not just an option equal to others

>>41380514
perhaps he was speaking in riddles
as fags are oft wont to do

>>41380586
...Is that you phrased that in riddle reminiscent speech indicative of something about you anon?

>>41380621
do you fancy yourself somewhat astute observer anon?

I guess neutral masc?

But I don't want a neutral fem

I don't like femboys. Most femboy porn they send to me is..eh

I want a bigger male to grab me by the hair and fuck me until I beg for him

But alas I am Black, hairy and fat.

>>41366759 (OP)
neutral fem all the other ones are not me in the slightest

>>41366759 (OP)
>Mix of Lawful Fem and Lawful Neutral
>Attracted to Chaotic Masc
Is it over for me or am I gonna make it?

>>41380014
wait he'd take a tranny??? yaYyyyyyYyyy

>>41380014
>>41381912
theres hope for us yet...

>>41380004
somewhere between True Neutral and Chaotic Neutral, got it

>>41382313
How much of you is just energy drink

>>41377854
>too big
My favorite. Thank you.

>>41377871
Thank you bby, I would gently push your face into my pecs.

>>41378490
Lmao at that pic, that’s perfect. I like gentle and positive but firm and confident. Someone bold can go quite far—one guy asked to feel my quads and glutes. Your public massage sounds amazing. I want a group of guys enjoying my arms all at once haha. Your last paragraph is A+ wag material holy fuuuu

>>41380014
>>41380177
Wow I have lore. I’m a vers bi sub, but mostly prefer men. I just post here for attention and praise.

>>41383058
such a gorgeous man, id put you on your knees and scratch behind your ears for serving me so well.